Great Quotes Thread

[Cyrus Riddle]

"It's not that I'm lazy, I just don't care" -- Peter from Office Space

 

[Fuji Vice]

"Hey, I can drive." - Billy Martin

ROFL!!!

 

[Gentleman Jake]

Your Tongue, her ass - Professor Booty Greatest quote/advice ever!

factoid and quoted for truthyness

 

[Fuji Vice]

"There is no heresy or no philosophy which is so abhorrent to the church as a human being." - James Joyce

 

[Vegeta]

If you're not first your last- Ricky Bobby

Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken." -Ricky Bobby

Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence- Ricky Bobby

Point is Ricky Bobby is the man.

 

[Postman Dave]

"Happiness only real when shared. "

"The core of mans' spirit comes from new experiences. "

Christopher McCandless

 

[Vegeta]

Boots To Asses- The Rock

I’d like to think that maybe this company will better after Vince McMahon is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.- CM Punk


Winning- Charlie Sheen

 

[Swamps]

"Never rub another man's rubar!" - The Joker from the first Batman movie.

"Thank you for your constructive criticism by calling me an asshole" - LionDen

 

[Postman Dave]

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not" - Kurt Cobain

 

[Lover Boy]

~What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us~ -Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

[Byron Hicks]

"I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence, I can reach for; perfection is God's business." - Micheal J. Fox

 

[The Viper]

"This isn't sour grapes, but the fact that Dwayne is in the main event of Wrestlemania 28 and I'm not makes me sick!" - CM Punk

 

[W-olf]

Jessep: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom! You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall! You need me on that wall! We use words like "honor", "code", "loyalty". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "Thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

Jack Nicholson .. A few good men

 

[Vegeta]

It's over *9000*! -Vegeta

Because I wanted him to reawaken the evil in my heart. I wanted him to return me to the way I was before! I was the perfect warrior! Cold and ruthless! I lived by my strength alone, uninhibited by foolish emotion! But slowly...over the years...I became one of you, my quest for greatness gradually giving way to this life of mediocrity. I awoke one day to find that I had settled down, formed a family...I had even grown quite fond of them. Would you believe, I almost started to think the Earth was a nice place to live...? Do you understand now, Kakarot? That's why I needed Babidi to set me free. By releasing the evil in my heart, he has freed me of these petty attachments...and I'd have to say, it feels pretty good-Vegeta

The sleeper has awakened. I am the prince of all Saiyans once again-Vegeta

 

[W-olf]

Victims aren't we all (Eric Draven) Brandon Lee