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PRESENTS........
The show opens with a video package highlighting all the stars of GMMWF. Finally the video ends and the entrance area flashes a strobe light. A video package for "His Girl Friday's" plays and as it ends the fireworks go off and the crowd goes nuts.
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Santino Marella vs. Archibald Peck
Our opening encounter saw newcomers Santino Marella and Archibald Peck go at it. Peck spent the first little bit of the match attempting to avoid Santino at all costs. Finally Santino grabbed him in a nasty looking submission move and Peck tapped out. Santino left to the cheers of the crowd as Peck sat in the ring looking upset with himself.
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Sgt. Slaughter heads to the ring with a microphone in his hands. He enters the ring and salutes the audience.
"You know, I'm more than a little pissed off. You see there's this BIG pay per view this weekend, the Clyde Frog Invitational. Yep, big tag team tournament and GMMWF is even crowning the first champions ever. That sounds great. There's just one problem...I wasn't asked to be a part of it. I guess the powers that be around here didn't think I could get myself a partner fast enough and they cut me out. Well they shouldn't have done that, because as I said, it pissed me off. In fact, it pissed me off so much that I went out and found myself a partner. Don Kernodle!
Slaughter and Kernodle embrace in the ring and Kernodle grabs the microphone.
"Listen up GMMWF. We may not be in the tournament, but that's just going to make us work even harder to show just how tough we are. In fact, we're issuing an open challenge to anyone in the back that has the balls to step up to two of the toughest men in the business today. You want us, we're right here...come and get it."
Sabu and The Stomper come out and head towards the ring as Kernodle and Slaughter get ready. As soon as they hit the ring the four start brawling and eventually the action spills to the outside. Slaughter body slams Sabu into the guardrail while in the other corner, The Stomper pounds on Kernodle. Finally Kernodle trips The Stomper and he knocks his head against the ring post, drawing a gusher of blood. Meanwhile, Sabu has gained the upper hand and places Slaughter on the announce table, heads to the top rope and goes for a splash...BUT Slaughter moves out of the way and Sabu goes crashing through the table. Slaughter then heads over and helps Kernodle work over The Stomper. They eventually throw him into the ring and finish him off with a spike piledriver. They head to the back, definitely serving notice that they're a tag team to watch in the future.
Bam Bam Bigelow and Ricky Steamboat are walking in the back and come across Jon Moxley and Ric Flair. Bam Bam and Moxley stare each other down. Steamboat mutters something to Bam Bam about waiting until Sunday and the two walk off.
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Luke Gallows & Mike Knox vs. "Strangler" Steve DiSalvo & Jason the Terrible w/The Zodiac
Gallows and Jason start out and quickly beat the tar out of one another. Gallows takes a vicious headbutt from Jason and starts bleeding all over the ring. He tags out to Knox, who comes in and levels Jason with a thunderous clothesline. Jason makes it over and tags DiSalvo, who comes in and hits an atomic drop and a side suplex on Knox. After a few minutes of working over Knox in the corner, he manages to reverse a piledriver attempt from DiSalvo and makes the hot tag to Gallows. Gallows cleans house but when his back is turned The Zodiac produces a lead pipe from out of his robes and clocks Gallows in the back of the head, knocking him unconscious. DiSalvo notices and covers for the pin. After the match, the winners head to the back while Knox checks on his partner.
COMING THIS SUNDAY, ONLY ON PPV, THE CLYDE FROG INVITATIONAL!!!
NEXT WEEK ON HIS GIRL FRIDAY'S..THE GMMWF DEBUT OF.....
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Bryan Danielson vs. Larry Zbyszko
After a 15 minute classic, Zbyszko has Danielson in a painful looking Texas Cloverleaf and it looks like Danielson is about to tap. Amazingly he resists the urge to do so and somehow manages to flip out of the hold. He quickly slaps on the Cattle Mutilation and Zbyszko is forced to tap out. After the match, Danielson is celebrating in the ring and a dejected Zbyszko attacks him from behind, repeatedly bashing his head against the steel steps until security finally comes and removes him.
Larry Sweeney is in the back and he speaks to the camera.
"All you folks out there in television land ain't seen nothing yet. A revolution is about to hit GMMWF like you wouldn't believe, and at the head of it is yours truly, Sweet and Sour Larry Sweeney. Next week I'll be introducing you to my first client, someone who you already know but don't really know, if you know what I mean. What's that? You don't? Oh, well in that case you'd better be here to see who it is and what we're all about. Trust me, you're gonna' love it and I'm gonna' be grinning like the cat that ate the canary baby!"
The announcer is in the ring. He raises his microphone and speaks.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is your MAIN EVENT of the evening. Introducing first, all the way from the Double Cross ranch in Texas, Terrible Terry Funk!"
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Funk makes his way into the ring.
"And his opponent....."
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"Nature Boy..RIC FLAIR!!! And, ladies and gentlemen, the special referee for this contest....."
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"RICKY..THE DRAGON...STEAMBOAT!!!"
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Terry Funk vs. Ric Flair
Funk and Flair begin by wrestling a technical showcase but eventually Flair pokes Funk in the eye which causes Funk to go nuts. The action spills to the outside as Flair and Funk brutalize each other with chops so hard they echo throughout the arena. Steamboat finally comes out and gets in between the two men and they all head back into the ring. Funk and Flair grapple again and eventually Funk gets the upper hand. Funk puts Flair in a Spinning Toe Hold and Flair is ready to quit. Then out of nowhere, Jon Moxley appears and smacks Funk in the back with a chair. Steamboat calls for the bell and Moxley takes the opportunity to clobber him as well. With Steamboat down, Flair and Moxley proceed to beat the hell out of Funk and Steamboat until Bam Bam Bigelow comes running out. The crowd cheers as he nails both Moxley and Flair and throws them out of the ring. Moxley tries to charge but Flair holds him back. The two men stare at each other as we go off the air and Moxley can clearly be heard shouting "Sunday fucker, its all over for you on Sunday.
