General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

[Butters]

the massage thing reminded me of Chris's coworkers that asked for hugs

 

[Death By Looch]

It also takes eyes away from victims of abuse with a "lesser compelling story", where actual proof, or at least way more damning evidence, is actually available

 

[Butters]

I used to have a friend that would always ask to give girls massages

 

[Death By Looch]

the massage thing reminded me of Chris's coworkers that asked for hugs

Already forgot about that again

 

[Death By Looch]

I used to have a friend that would always ask to give girls massages

Let me guess... he offered to check them on knots in their chesticles

 

[Hoss]

That's an unfortunately common variety of weirdo

 

[Butters]

haha nah i think it was fairly respectable shoulder massages but he definitely had a goal

 

[Butters]

at least it was girls of age and he asked.

 

[Butters]

It was one of those things where he'd massage guy's girlfriends because nobody actually felt threatened by him

 

[Butters]

it was always, "whats he gonna do, steal my girl? if she goes for him he can have her"

 

[Butters]

hell, one of the girls actually did sleep with him and her boyfriend never dumped her and ended up marrying her

 

[Butters]

or wait no, it was just a bj

 

[Death By Looch]

Oh that one

 

[Butters]

but still

 

[Death By Looch]

Fuckin' hell what's going on in Iowa