General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

[Butters]

he had a motorcycle and would take girls on rides and they went out somewhere far and she was like, "take me to subway" and he was like, "maybe if you show me your tits" and she didn't as far as I know but he took her to subway and they went back to his place and she sucked his dick

 

[Butters]

footlong for a footlong

 

[Butters]

afterwards one of my buddies was like, "dude what would you have done if she fucked you???" and he said, "idk probably buy her a pizza"

 

[Death By Looch]

...

 

[Death By Looch]

Unbelievable

 

[Butters]

Looch, for reference, Subway is a sandwich shop.

 

[Butters]

idk if germany has those

 

[Death By Looch]

Yes

 

[Death By Looch]

We have

 

[Death By Looch]

I never tried it

 

[Hidden Blaze]

afterwards one of my buddies was like, "dude what would you have done if she fucked you???" and he said, "idk probably buy her a pizza"

I shouldn’t laugh at that…

 

[Butters]

They kinda suck

 

[Butters]

he took her out in the middle of nowhere on his bike for the implication

 

[Butters]

was doing dennis tactics back in like 2004

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Maybe Dennis is based off your friend