General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

[Butters]

dennis gets laid way too much for that

 

[Butters]

he's a good dude tho, he's just lonely and took what he could get. I blame her.

 

[Butters]

he wasn't the first or last guy she cheated with before she got married, and probably after but they moved years ago and i haven't seen them

 

[Butters]

could be swamps and his wife

 

[Death By Looch]

I'm pretty sure you said something about her wanting to fuck you after she got married

 

[Death By Looch]

...or maybe I remember that wrong

 

[Butters]

nah i don't think she ever did

 

[Butters]

might be someone else, i had a friend who wanted me to do his wife while he watched.

 

[Butters]

that could be it

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Damn dude married her after she cheated more than once? That must be a good fucking lay

 

[Butters]

he knew about it but acted like he didn't. like she never confessed but we all told him.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

might be someone else, i had a friend who wanted me to do his wife while he watched.

You’re friends with Jim Cornett

 

[Butters]

my favorite memory of him tho was when we went to the strip club and his wife flashed her tits to everyone because the stripper pulled her shirt up

 

[Butters]

and my friend said to him, "buddy i just saw your wifes tits"

 

[Butters]

and he replied, "woah what did they look like???"