Favourite Movie Quotes?

[Pete]

Some of mine:

"GIZMO KA-KA!" (still the greatest thing ever said by a movie character) - Gremlins

"We can eat hot dogs, or we can eat air. Choose." - Michael, Sleepers.

"You know macumba? Voodoo...Grandpappy was a priest in Trinidad...he used to tell us...when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth" - That badass black policeman, Dawn of The Dead

TIMON: He looks blue...
PUMBAA: I'd say brownish gold! - The Lion King (in fact, the ENTIRE first scene with Timon and Pumbaa fits here...absolutely perfect dialogue-wise)

Timon: "Hey, what's going on here? Who's the monkey!?"
Nala: Simba's gone back to challenge Scar.
Timon: "Who?"
Nala: "Scar."
Pumbaa: "Who's got a scar?"
Nala: "No no no no, it's his uncle."
Timon: "The monkey's his uncle?"
Nala: "NO! Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle to take his place as King."
Timon and Pumbaa: "Ohhh." - The Lion King

DONKEY: I don't feel any different...do I look any different?
PUSS: You still look like an ass to me!
SHREK: Maybe it doesn't work on donkeys...

"Why the *long* face?" (Inn-keeper to Donkey, after he's been turned into a stallion)

"Oh my dear, look at you...you're all...*titters*...grown up!" - Fairy Godmother

GINGY: Is he...?
FROG KING: *ribbit*
PINOCCHIO: Yup...he croaked!

- all from Shrek 2 (I could put the entire movie here)

"I know it was you, Fredo...you broke my heart!" - Michael Corleone, Godfather II

"Hey Etch...DRAW!" - Woody
"Whatcha lookin' at, ya hockey puck?" - Mr. Potato Head

- both from Toy Story I

HAMM: How about a hot dog with bacon and a side of fries?
REX: What about me?
HAMM: You could be the free toy that comes with the meal! - Toy Story 2

"NO STAIRWAY...DENIED!" - Wayne Campbell, Wayne's World 1

Bill: Ted, while I agree that, in time, our band will be most triumphant. The truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar.
Ted: Yes, Bill. But, I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video.
Bill: Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have decent instruments.
Ted: Well, how can we have decent instruments when we don't really even know how to play?
Bill: That is why we NEED Eddie Van Halen! - Bill and Ted's EXCELLENT Adventure

AUNT MAY: Peter...do you want a bite?
PETER: No thanks...I had a bite!

"....weird..." - both from Spider-Man 1

MICHAEL JORDAN: Why do you take it from this guy?
MONSTAR #1 (shaking): Becaaaause heeeee's biiiigger!
MONSTAR #2 (pensively): ....he's...bigger....?
MONSTAR #3: Than we USED to be! - Space Jam

KID #1: He's a poo-poo head!
KID #2: He's a poo-poo face!
KID #3: He's a ka-ka poo-poo!
*All giggle* - Kindergarten Cop

MERRY: Hey...! We're coming too! You'd have to send us home tied up in a sack to stop us!
PIPPIN: Besides...you need people of intelligence in this sort of mission...quest...thing!
MERRY: Well, that rules you out, Pip!
*Pippin nods enthusiastically, then double-takes* - Lord of The Rings: FoTR

I'll add more as I recall them. Add your own.

 

[CoreyCZ]

The whole "Ezechiel 25:17" scene from Pulp Fiction.

"That guy's been awkwardly forward with that donkey..." - Jay in Clerks 2

"Have you ever thought about a furniture?"
"I once bought a chair, but I didn't like it." - Garden State

"HEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!" - Jack Nicholson in Shining

"Somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and I want to know whose name is on the handle! " - Reservoir Dogs

"Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y'all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Or you will die tryin'." - Inglourious Basterds

"I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear." - American History X

"Did you really call the police?... My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!" - Scream

just to name a few...

 

[ThatGuyFromNukemHigh]

"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun" Ashley J. Williams: Army of Darkness

"Nice fucking model" Beetlejuice: Beetlejuice

"Welcome to my world, bitch" Freddy Kreuger: A Nightmare on Elm Street(cannot recall the exact one this was first said)

"Everytime somebody farts, A demon gets his wings, he he triplets" The Clown/Violator: Spawn(any line from John L. in that movie really)

 

[Pete]

Eyeball: [about Ray Brower] Shit! When they gonna give up? The kid's gone. They ain't never gonna find him.
Charlie Hogan: Not where they're looking.
Billy Tessio: Hey, Eyeball's right, Charlie. They ain't never gonna find him.
Eyeball: ["tatooing" Eyeball's arm with a knife blade] Would you hold still? You're making me fuck up the snake part.
Vince Desjardins: I'll tell you how they're gonna find him. Ten years from now, some hunter's gonna go in the woods to take a leak, wind up pissing on his bones.
Charlie Hogan: I bet you a thousand bucks they'll find him before then.
Eyeball: Bet you two thousand dollars they don't.
Charlie Hogan: Well, asshole...
Billy Tessio: Hey, what's the big deal? Who cares?
Ace: Will you two just shut the fuck up? If either of you assholes had two-thousand dollars, I'd kill you both.

"'Suck my fat one'? Whoever said you had a fat one, LaChance?"

"OK, so...Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog...but what's Goofy?"

"No way Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman in a fight. Superman's a real guy. Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. No way a cartoon could beat up a real guy!"

- all from Stand by Me (how could I forget my #1 film for quotes?!)

CHERRY: How old are y'all anyway?
PONY BOY: Fourteen.
JOHNNY: Sixteen.
CHERRY (giggling): That's funny. I thought you were both fourteen. - The Outsiders.

FBI Technician: What's forget about it?
Donnie Brasco: Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it. But then, if you disagree, like A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it! you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, forget about it. But it's also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means forget about it. - Donnie Brasco.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

OUTLANDER! OUTLANDER! OUTLANDER!

 

[Nevermore Arcanum]

John: Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! Shit! I've been shot!
Dog: I don't f***ing believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?
-Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

Marla: I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school.
-Fight Club

Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.
Donna: God.
Rayvie: What?
Donna: Why?
Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.
-The Boondock Saints

I could think of more, but I'm really tired right now. I'll edit it tomorrow.

 

[Dademo]

"Fuck you pay me"

 

[Deezy]

Dennis Gilley: I heard a rumor about you.
Frank White: What's that?
Dennis Gilley: I heard you got AIDS getting dicked up your ass in prison. That's what I heard.
Frank White: I thought about you every time I jerked off, dickhead.

 

[PHX]

Me typing it won't do it justice.

[video=youtube;UPHuE5pDlEs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPHuE5pDlEs&feature=related[/video]

 

[Crippler]

"I figure if I study high, take the test high, get high scores! Right?"

 

[We Are Legion]

"Here that? That's Sgt. Donny Donowitz. But you might know him better by his nickname. The Bear Jew. Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you gotta have heard of the Bear Jew."

"I've heard of the Bear Jew."

"What did you hear about him, Werner? "

"He beats German soldiers with a club."

"He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat is what he does. Now, Werner I'm gonna ask you one last god damn time and if you still 'respectfully refuse'... I'm calling the Bear Jew over. And he's going to take that big bat of his and beat your ass to death with it."

".....

FUCK. YOU.

And your Jew dogs!"

"Actually we're all tickled to hear you say that. Watching Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we get to television. Donny! We got us a German who wants to die for his country. Oblige him!"

 

[Embrace Thou Maryse]

Snatch

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey smurf balls.

Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey smurf balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...Written down the side of mine...Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!