Styles: Welcome to another episode of Extreme Wrestling Alliance and tonight we crown the first ever EWA Tag Team Champions.
Taz: Your right Joey. In our first match tonight it will be The Briscoes and The Motor City Machine Guns versus Cryme Tyme and the Latin American Exchange.
Joey: The winner of that match will face each other in a ladder match tonight in the Main Event for the EWA tag team championships.
Taz: Well let’s get to the action then as we have Cryme Tyme making their way to the ring.
“Crime Spree†plays as the place goes crazy for Cryme Tyme. JTG and Shad comes out of the entrance way and walk down to the ring playing to the crowd a lot.
“Hardcore†hits as the screen gets a yellow wash over it and there is periodic switching between LAX’s video and the live video. The fans are cheering for the Latin American Exchange as they come out into the entrance way. They get into the ring and talk to Cryme Tyme about the match forthcoming.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing first the team of Cryme Tyme and The Latin American Exchange.
“The Cross†by Nas plays as the place goes nuts for the Briscoe Brothers. Mark and Jay make their way to the ring and the place is cheering like crazy. The Briscoes run down to the ring and slide into it underneath the bottom rope.
Lillian: And their opponents, Mark and Jay Briscoe, The Briscoe Brothers.
“1967†plays as the fans in the arena continue to cheer as the Motor City Machine Guns make their way to the ring. They run to the ring and then slide underneath of the ropes just like the Briscoes did. Shelly and Sabin get on the middle turnbuckle and point to their hand before jumping down and talking to the Briscoes.
Lillian: And their partners Chris Sabin and Alex Shelly, The Motor City Machine Guns.
Taz: This match is going to be off the charts, Joey.
Joey: And just think Taz, the winner of this match have to wrestle again later tonight and that match is going to be a ladder match.
Taz: Let’s get this match started than.
The bell rings and JTG and Chris Sabin start off the match. They slap hands in the middle of the ring and then circle each other. They come together in a collar and elbow tie-up and Sabin has the advantage as he sends JTG into the ropes. Sabin attempts a clothesline but JTG ducks and JTG bounces off the ropes and lands a clothesline of his own knocking Sabin to the ground. JTG goes for a pin attempt but only gets a one count. JTG gets up and tags in his tag team partner, Shad. Shad comes into the ring and picks Sabin up. He sends him into the turnbuckle in his side of the ring and follows Sabin in with a thunderous clothesline. Shad pushes Sabin to the ground and goes for the pin attempt. He gets a one count and then Shad gets up and tags in Homicide. Homicide comes in and waits for Sabin to get up. Homicide positions himself behind of Sabin and bounces off the ropes and lands a bulldog onto Sabin. Homicide with the quick cover that gets him only a one count. Homicide to his feet and he tags in his LAX partner, Hernandez. Hernandez comes into the ring and picks up Sabin and lands a vicious spine buster. He goes for the pin and gets only a two count.
Joey: It looks like Cryme Tyme and LAX are trying to get the quick win.
Taz: Well Joey, they have to because they have to come back later tonight and compete in a ladder match.
In the ring Hernandez picks Sabin up and whips him into the ropes. Sabin comes off and Hernandez goes for a clothesline but Sabin ducks and bounces off the other set of ropes while Alex Shelly gets a blind tag. Sabin comes off the ropes and then stops short of Hernandez and points to the top rope as Shelly is on the top rope and he comes off with a missile dropkick. He goes for a pin attempt but only gets a one before Hernandez throws Alex off of him and through the middle rope. Shelly stands up as Hernandez gets up in the ring. Hernandez bounces off the ropes and propels himself over the top of the rope in a suicide plancha onto Alex Shelly. Hernandez gets up as the fans are going wild for Hernandez. Hernandez gets up and he rolls Shelly into the ring. Hernandez goes for a pin but Alex gets his foot on the bottom rope at the count of two. Hernandez gets up and picks Alex up and sends him into the corner of LAX and Cryme Tyme. Hernandez follows Shelly in with a clothesline and then tags in his partner, Homicide. Homicide comes into the ring and lays the boots to Shelly. Homicide kicks Shelly until Alex falls to the canvas. Homicide picks Alex up and sends him into the opposite turnbuckle. Homicide charges at Alex and looks for a clothesline but Shelly falls to the canvas on his face. Alex is trying to figure out where he is and then he finds out that he is in his corner. He tags in Jay Briscoe and Briscoe comes in and picks Homicide up. Jay lands a right hand to Homicide and then tries for a standing dropkick which he lands. Pin attempt by Jay gets a two count. Jay tags his brother Mark into the match and Mark comes in. He picks Homicide up and hooks Homicide’s head. He picks him up in a snap suplex and then floats over into a pin attempt. Hernandez breaks the pin up at a count of two. Jay then comes into the ring and attacks Hernandez. JTG comes in to help out his partner and that brings in the Guns. Shad is the last man into the ring but he clears house. He hits Shelly with a clothesline, Sabin gets a big boot and Jay gets a clothesline that sends him to the outside. Mark is back up as he tries to fight off Cryme Tyme and LAX by himself. Homicide goes for the Cop Killa but Shelly is up and he stops it. The referee is trying to restore some order to the match but nobody will listen. All the men are back up and in the ring and they are all fighting. Jay and Mark are fighting with Cryme Tyme and LAX and the Guns are fighting. Homicide sends Sabin to the outside and Hernandez sends Shelly to the outside. The referee is trying to get Cryme Tyme out of the ring but Shad acidently nails the referee and he goes down. The Guns see the ref down and they look underneath the ring and they grab a ladder.
Taz: Hold up Styles, the ladder match is later tonight, not right now.
Joey: Maybe Shelly and Sabin want to give the fans a little preview.
Taz: Well I’m down for that.
Shelly and Sabin send the ladder into the ring and the Briscoes grab it and use it as a clothesline onto Shad. Jay picks the ladder up and nails JTG in the head with the ladder. Sabin gets in the ring and tells Jay to put the ladder down. He picks JTG up and lands a Cradle Shock onto JTG with JTG’s head landing on the ladder. Jay slides the ladder out of the ring as Shelly and Mark wake the ref up and Sabin pins JTG for the three count.
Commercial Break
“Burn in my Light†plays as the crowd gives a “John Cena†mixed reaction. Orton comes out of the entrance way with a blue suit on. The shirt is have buttoned up and the jacket is unbuttoned. Orton steps to the top of the entrance way and does his destiny pose as the rainfall of golden sparks fall from the ceiling behind Orton. Randy begins to walk to the ring and he gets to the ring apron. Orton steps up to the apron and then steps in between the middle and top rope into the squared circle. Orton goes over to where Lillian Garcia is and asks for a microphone. He receives the microphone and then begins to talk.
Orton: Last week I was involved in the Main Event of the first ever episode of EWA. It was my partner, Edge, and me versus the Hardy Boys.
Big pop from the crowd at the mention of the Hardy Boys.
Orton: So after Rated RKO beat the hell out of the Hardy’s we got two steel chairs and continued the beat down on Matt and Jeff. But when Edge went for that one man conchairto I realized my destiny. I had to get away from Edge and go for the ultimate prize in this game. It is time that Randy Orton becomes the EWA World Heavyweight Champion. I mean look at me. I am Randy Orton. The Evolution of professional wrestling is in my hands.
“Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo†is heard from the speakers as the place goes absolutely nuts. Ric Flair’s music plays as Ric Flair comes out of the entrance way and struts his way to the ring in a suit with a blue blazer. Flair gets in the ring and then climbs into the ring. Flair walks over to Lillian Garcia and asks for a microphone. He receives the microphone and then begins to talk.
Ric: Wooooooo, It’s the Nature Booooy, Wooooooo. Randy, Last week I was sitting in North Carolina with four or five ladies by my side and I saw your match. When you landed that RKO I saw that look in your eye. I remembered that I had that same look in my eye when I first started in the professional wrestling world. Orton, you just said that you want to be the EWA World Heavyweight Champion. Well, I want that for you to. Woooooooo. I’m retired and I’m ready for more of my Limousine ridin, Jet Flyin, Kiss stylin’ and Wheelin’ and Dealin’. But I wanted to come here tonight and offer you a deal Orton that I know you will not refuse.
Ric takes a break from talking and then gets back on the stick.
Flair: I know this now because of what you said about Randy Orton is the Evolution of professional wrestling. See, I was involved in an evolutionary group back in my hay-day. Randy, tonight I give you the chance to bring back on of the best factions in the history of the world of wrestling. Randy, tonight I give you the chance to bring back the Four Horseman.
The fans give the loudest pop of the night.
Ric: But Orton I will tell you right now that if you accept then you will have to sacrifice your body, your mind, and your soul. Woooooooo. Randy Orton, tonight I put your destiny in your hands. What do you say Randy.
Randy gets the microphone up to his mouth to begin to speak but he puts it down. Orton goes to put the microphone back to his mouth but he doesn’t speak. He just drops the microphone and then looks at his hand. Orton counts one finger off, then the second finger, then the third one. He goes to put the fourth one up and then hesitates. He looks at Flair and then he holds his hand up in the air with the four fingers up showing that he accepts Flair’s offer. The running horses are heard as Orton and Flair embrace and then step out of the ring. They walk to the top of the ramp way and then hold the four fingers in the air as the scene fades to black.
Commercial Break
“Kaz†hits in the arena as Frankie Kazarian makes his way to the ring. Kaz slaps some of the hands of the fans on his way to the ring. Kaz slides into the ring and then he gets up and plays to the crowd some more as he waits for his opponent.
“One of a Kind†plays as the place goes crazy for Rob Van Dam. RVD comes out to the arena after his promo goes off and then he plays to the crowd on the way to the ring. RVD gets to the ring and then he leaps to the apron. RVD gets in the ring and then he leaps to the middle turnbuckle and does his RVD thumb taunt.
Lillian: The following match is a one fall encounter. Introducing first from Anaheim, California, “The Future†Frankie Kazarian.
The crowd gives a pretty good pop as Kazarian plays to the crowd.
Lillian: And his opponent, from Battle Creek, Michigan. Rob Van Dam
The crowd chants “RVD, RVD†as Lillian announces him and RVD does his taunt in perfect timing with Lillian saying his name.
The match begins with both men circling each other and then they tie-up in the middle of the ring. RVD gets a hammerlock on Kaz and then Kaz reverses it into a hammerlock of his own. RVD tries to get out of the hold but is unsuccessful. RVD goes to get to the turnbuckle and he is successful. Rob jumps up and gets his legs on the middle turnbuckle pad. Kaz is supporting RVD, who is still in the hammerlock, runs up the turnbuckle and flips over of Kazarian thus breaking the hold that he was in.
Taz: That last move by RVD was just pure athletism
RVD is on his feet as Frankie comes at him looking for a clothesline but Rob ducks and then nails Frankie with a spinning heel kick. Kaz falls to the ground and RVD goes down for a pin attempt. RVD gets a one count before Kaz gets his right shoulder up. RVD gets up and he picks Kaz up and sends him into the ropes. Kaz comes off the ropes and RVD leap frogs over top of Kaz and then when Frankie comes back to Rob, RVD lands a reverse crescent kick to the jaw of Frankie. Rob goes for the pin and he gets a two count before the right shoulder of Kaz’s escapes off of the map. Kaz gets picked up by Rob Van Dam and then hip tossed back to the ground. RVD lands a few boots to the head of Kaz and then he sets him up in position for the Rolling Thunder. RVD goes to the ropes and bounces off of them. He rolls onto the ground and then flips into the air. RVD comes down and lands on the canvas as Kaz rolled out of the ring at the last moment. RVD is slowly getting to his feet as Frankie is trying to regain his senses outside of the ring. Kaz is back up and he steps up onto the apron. Kaz walks down the apron to the turnbuckle and starts to climb. Kaz gets to the top turnbuckle as Rob is getting back up. Kaz waits for a second and then comes off the top with a high cross body. Kaz lands on top of Rob and he covers him. Rob kicks out at two and Kaz gets up.
Kaz lays the boots to Rob for few seconds and then he picks him up. Frankie German suplexes RVD and bridges up into a pinning combination. Kaz gets a two count and then he gets back up. Kaz goes for a chin lock to wear down RVD. RVD tries to sit out of the chin lock but he is unsuccessful. RVD again tries to get out of the chin lock and this time he is successful. Both men are back to their and they are in a stand off. RVD lands a few kicks to the calf of Kaz and then sends Kaz into the turnbuckle. RVD runs into the corner and monkey flips Kaz to the canvas below. RVD jumps to the top rope and goes for the Five Star Frog Splash but the lights go out. The lights come back on and SABU is in the ring. He has a steel chair on the floor and is pointing to the sky. Rob sees Sabu and tells him to hit Kaz with the chair. Sabu grabs the steel chair and walks over to where RVD and Kaz are at. RVD is smiling as it looks like Sabu is going to hit Kaz. Sabu looks up at Rob and then throws the steel chair at Rob, ECW style right into the cranium of Rob. RVD falls to the ground as Kaz gets his arm over Rob for the three count. Kaz stands up and goes to thank Sabu for the help but Sabu takes the chair and nails Kaz in the head with it signifying that he is not helping Kaz. Sabu leaves the ring to a lot of boos from the crowd.
Backstage we see Chris Jericho talking to CM Punk and AJ Styles. Jericho is talking a big game from what the camera catches and he is making many hand gestures. Santino Marella and Maria walk by and Jericho stops them.
Jericho: Well if it isn’t the Ass clown that me, Punk, and Rob beat down last week.
Santino: Chris Jericho, The Rock and Rolla Ayatolla. I am-A Santino Marella not this clown Ass you speak of and this is my Maria. Last week you simply got lucky when you defeated my team. If you were to go one on one with Santino Marella than you will be the loser.
Jericho: Well if you think so you Sanbino
Santino: It’s Sant..
Jericho: Why don’t you shut the hell up and listen. If you think that you can beat me then how about next week you face the Ayatolla of Rock and Rolla in a the ring.
Santino: Fine, you have-a a match but Santino can smell what you are cookin’
Commercial Break
“I’m Comin†plays as the crowd erupts with boos as MVP makes his way to the ring. He walks a little bit down the ramp way and then slaps his hands on the ground and does his Ballin’ taunt as his fireworks go off.
“Burn in my light†plays as the crowd goes ballistic for CM Punk. Punk makes his way to the ring and he plays to the crowd some by slapping some of the fans hands. CM gets to the ring, rolls in and prepares for the match.
Lillian: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, Montel Vontavious Porter, MVP.
The crowd boos MVP as he does his Ballin’ taunt.
Lillian: And his opponent, from Chicago, Illinois, CM Punk
The arena goes crazy as CM puts up the “X†with his forearms.
Cred to CMS:
CM Punk and MVP stare at each other looking from opposite sides of the ring. They finally advance toward each other and enter in an elbow tie up, comparing their strengths. MVP takes the advantage and he locks his opponent on a side headlock. He maintains it locked in for a while, then violently takes down Punk to the canvas. On the mat, he keeps his opponent locked in on the headlock. However, CM Punk is able to reverse as he, using his legs, he leg scissors MVP getting out of the hold. MVP then counters the leg scissors of CM Punk rolling over his head and making a jackknife cover: 1…2…, CM Punk gets up on the same position he was being covered, getting applauses from the audience. He floats over the body of his opponent, then he German Suplexes Montel, ending in a bridging cover: 1…2…, MVP kicks out. Both opponents get back to their feet, but now it is MVP the one who gets the upperhand, as he lands a kick right to the side of the head of CM Punk. The straightedge superstar staggers back, but he then comes back planting his opponent with a Roundhouse Kick to the head of MVP, making now Montel stagger back. CM Punk then storms towards him and plants him with a clothesline knocking him down. MVP gets back to his feet only to get knocked out by a second clothesline. MVP gets back to a vertical standing for the third time, only to get punched right on the head. CM Punk then continues his flurry planting MVP with a Yakuza Kick right to the middle section of his opponent, making Porter bend in pain. CM Punk then dashes toward the ropes, but MVP receives him with an Over the Head Belly to Belly Suplex. MVP goes toward his opponent and he makes the cover, putting his forearm on the face of Punk: 1…2…, CM Punk kicks out.
MVP gets back to his feet, then grabbing his opponent by the hair, he guides him back to his feet. MVP goes to humiliate him slapping him right on the face. However CM Punk then manages to answer out of nowhere as he jumps in front of his opponent, planting him with a Hurracanrana. MVP ends close to the ring ropes. CM Punk looks at this and he dashes toward him looking for a clothesline, however MVP counters and he back body drops his opponent. However, CM Punk avoids felling to the canvas, as he hangs up to top rope and ends on the apron. MVP turns around only to get planted by a forearm to the face of his opponent. MVP staggers back and gets away from the ropes and toward the inside of the rign, then CM Punk taunts to the crowd hitting the top rope, only to finally leap then planting his opponent with a Springboard Clothesline. CM Punk makes the cover: 1…2…, MVP kicks out. CM Punk gets back to his feet and he starts taunting on MVP, waiting for him to get back to a standing to his feet. Porter gets back up groggy, then turns around walking right into CM Punk, that gets him over his shoulders looking to hit the GTS. However, MVP starts despairly to counter, driving his elbow to the head of his opponent. MVP gets back to his feet and he gets the advantage with a kick to the gut, that staggers CM Punk all the way toward the corner. MVP steps back going toward the opposite side of the ring. He taunts to the crowd and toward his opponent. Porter then explodes toward him, looking to nail Punk with the Player’s Boot, however when he is about to connect it, CM Punk side steps avoiding the Player’s Boot. MVP gets caught on the top rope.
CM Punk takes advantage and he rolls Porter up: 1…2…, MVP manages to kick out. CM Punk gets back to his feet. He stomps on the leg of his opponent, then goes to stretch it, and after that, he goes to turn his opponent over, and lock him in a Boston Crab, however MVP counters using his free leg to push and kick his opponent away. CM Punk gets sent toward the ring ropes. CM Punk bounces back and goes toward MVP, that nails him with a kick right to the head knocking him down, in a big boot fashion. MVP announces the end taunting cockily to the crowd. He picks CM Punk up and he sets him in the Playmaker’s position, however when he goes to spin Punk and nail it with it, CM Punk counters, then when Porter turns around, the straightedge superstar gets him over his shoulders. CM Punk starts spinning, in an Airplane like maneuver, and then he plants MVP with the GTS. CM Punk makes the cover: 1…2…3.
Commercial Break
“Metaligus†plays as Edge comes to the ring. He is getting booed and he just shrugs it off. Edge is wearing his wrestling tights and his black leather jacket. Lita is on his side with a low cut black top and a tight pair of leather pants. Edge walks to the ring and gets it. Lita goes over to Lillian and gets a microphone. Lita gets in the ring and hands the microphone to Edge and Edge gives her a quick kiss before he starts to talk.
Edge: The four Horseman (Edge pauses for the pop) the most influential faction in the history of professional wrestling and it is back. However it seems that you people cannot count because there seems to be only two horseman and one of them is retired. So for the fans here in Philadelphia let me do some quick math for you. Two horseman minus one horseman is only one horseman and not four. So for all you fans out there that thought the four horseman would be coming back then you are sadly mistaken. Orton, last week you made the biggest mistake of your life when you RKOed me last week onto that chair. Orton, you signed your death warrant. You can have that old ass horseman try to help you and all the destiny in the world. Hell, Jesus himself can come down and tell you to your face that you will be the EWA World Heavyweight Champion but it will not happen. Randy Orton, you will never be better than me. I am Edge, the next EWA World Champ.
Edge leaves the ring side area with Lita by his side as the fans are booing Edge. Edge doesn’t care and he is hugging on Lita as he making his way to the back.
“Bodie’s†hits as Paul Heyman makes his way to the ring. He has a microphone in his hand and a smile on his face. He is in his usual attire of a leather jacket, baseball cap and press pass. Paul gets into the ring and begins to talk on the microphone.
Paul: So, you know that I don’t keep shit from the fans, so here is the basic run down of what is happening in the Extreme Championship Alliance. From now on all matches will be held under “relaxed rules†as I am supposed to call it. Basically it means that these guys can go out and do whatever they feel is necessary to get the W. Also, there has been a lot of talk tonight about the EWA World Heavyweight Championship. Well, as the man in charge of EWA in collaboration with Raven, I have decided that the EWA World Title will find its owner in two weeks at EWA’s first Pay Per View, Determination. Now, who will be in this match. There will be six men in the match. I have decided that there will be six qualifying matches which will take place next week and the week after to determine who will have the chance to fight for the richest price in the game. So next week it will be Chris Jericho vs. Santino Marella, Rob Van Dam vs. Sabu and Matt Hardy vs. Samoa Joe and then the week after it will be Randy Orton vs. AJ Styles, Edge vs. Rey Mysterio and Mr. Kennedy vs. Jeff Hardy. The winners will fight for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship at Determination.
Paul begins to leave the ring and then stops before he steps onto the apron.
Paul: O yea, and the match will be inside of the Hell in a Cell.
The place goes absolutely nuts as Heyman goes to the back.
Joey: O My God a six-man Hell in a Cell match at Dedication to crown the first ever EWA Heavyweight Champion.
Taz: That is going to be sick. I can’t wait for that match but up next we have a ladder match to crown the first ever EWA Tag Team champions. The Briscoes and The Motor City Machine Guns earned the right to fight for the belts earlier tonight.
Joey: They sure did Taz, but they used the ladder to assist them, but with Paul Heyman announcing the new relaxed rules around here that really doesn’t matter.
Taz: All I know is that I am pumped for this match so let’s get it started.
“The Cross†by Nas plays as the place goes nuts for the Briscoe Brothers. Mark and Jay make their way to the ring and the place is cheering like crazy. The Briscoes run down to the ring and slide into it underneath the bottom rope.
“1967†plays as the fans in the arena continue to cheer as the Motor City Machine Guns make their way to the ring. They run to the ring and then slide underneath of the ropes just like the Briscoes did. Shelly and Sabin get on the middle turnbuckle and point to their hand before jumping down and getting ready for their match.
Lillian: The following is a Ladder match for the EWA Tag Team Championships. Introducing first Mark and Jay Briscoe, The Briscoe Brothers.
The fans go crazy for the Briscoe Brothers as Lillian begins to speak again.
Lillian: And there opponents, Chris Sabin and Alex Shelly, The Motor City Machine Guns.
Again the place goes nuts for the Guns. There are chants of “ROH†and a mix between “Briscoe†and “Gunsâ€
The match starts with all men scurrying out of the ring to go for the ladders. All of the competitors in the match grab a ladder from outside and slides them into the ring. All of the men in the match slide into the ring after their ladders and hop up next to their ladder. They all simultaneously set their ladders up underneath the belts with The Briscoes on one side and The Guns on the other side. Both teams then begin to climb up the ladders. They all reach the top before they realize that their opponents are also climbing the ladder. Mark and Sabin are opposite each other and they begin to punch back and forth. Sabin nails a right hand followed by another right. Mark loses the grip of one of his hands and Sabin continues to hit him with strong right hands. Mark tries to find his balance as he is about to fall. Meanwhile Jay and Shelly are fighting in the same way but Jay is the offensive man on that ladder. Mark and Shelly fall off their ladders at the same time and Jay and Sabin get to the top rung of the ladder and begin to reach for the belts. Jay sees that Chris is in better position to get the belts so he climbs to the very top of the ladder and stands up. Jay then jumps off the top of the ladder and the ladder falls but Jay lands a dropkick to Sabin knocking him off his ladder. Jay flips in the air and lands on the canvas stomach first.
Joey: O MY GAWD
Taz: That was dope. I have never seen anything like that and I have seen some extreme stuff in my day.
Crowd: Holy Shit, Holy Shit, Holy Shit
All the competitors are laying on the canvas and Mark and Shelly are the first to their feet as they took the least of the punishment. Mark chargers at Alex and lands a clothesline onto Shelly. Alex falls to the mat and then pops right back up. Mark hits a flipping dropkick onto Alex and lands on his feet. Mark plays to the crowd as Sabin gets to his feet, slowly. Sabin is up and charges at Mark knocking him out of the ring. Sabin gets fully to the feet and then goes towards the ropes. Sabin slingshots over the top rope and planchas onto Mark. Jay Briscoe is back up and he goes over to Shelly. Shelly is getting to his knees and Jay goes towards him looking to pick him up. Shelly grabs Jay by the front of the tights and slings him into the turnbuckle shoulder first. Sabin gets back in the ring as Shelly is standing up a ladder. Sabin gets a ladder of his own and sets it up. They begin to climb the ladder and almost reach the top when The Briscoes make it to their feet and begin to climb to the top turnbuckle. They jump off the top turnbuckle at the same time and dropkick the ladders to the ground and The Guns fall to the ground with Sabin bouncing off the top rope and falls to the outside. Shelly catches him self of the top rope but falls into the ring onto the canvas. Mark and Jay get up really quickly and set two ladders up. They begin to climb and almost make it to the top rung. They make it to the top rung and begin to reach for the belts. Shelly is starting to get to his feet and he realizes that the Briscoes are about to win the EWA World Heavyweight Championships. Shelly gets up and pushes over the ladder that Mark is on. The ladder that Jay is on was right next to Mark and it falls in a domino effect. Jay catches himself on the top rope with his mid-section hanging over the top rope. Mark catches the ladder that Jay was on with his face and he falls to the mat. He looks up and his face has been busted up. Sabin is back up and he comes into the ring. He rushes over to where the action is and sends Jay to the outside of the ring. Shelly and Sabin pick up Mark and send him into the corner. Alex Shelly picks up a ladder and runs with it into the corner hitting Mark headfirst with it. Mark falls to the canvas as The Guns look up at the titles. Jay sneaks back into the ring after he grabbed a steel chair from underneath the ring. He stands up and nails Chris Sabin in the back with the chair. Shelly turns around and gets creamed with the steel chair. Jay starts to grab the ladder and sets it up underneath of the tag belts. He begins to climb and gets to the middle of the ladder before Sabin gets to his feet. Chris starts to climb the ladder slowly. Jay gets to the top and reaches for the belt but Sabin hits him in the stomach with a hard right hand. Jay doubles over and Sabin climbs to the top of the ladder. Sabin lands a few more right hands and then he gets Jay in a front chancery. Sabin picks Jay up and suplexes him from the top of the ladder all the way to the canvas below. Many replays of this move are shown including the “Wild E Coyote†camera shot. Shelly and Mark are trying to make it to their feet as we return to live action. Shelly is up and he grabs the steel chair. He charges at Mark and tries to nail him with the chair but Mark ducks. Shelly turns around and Mark kicks him in the gut. Mark lands the Cut-Throat Driver onto Shelly.
Joey: Cut-Throat Driver, that was devastating
Taz: Now one of the Briscoe Brothers have to get to the top and grab the belts.
Joey: But don’t forget about Chris Sabin. He is still in the match as well.
Back in the ring The Briscoe Brothers get together and huddle together to decide their next move. They kick Chris Sabin in the head and then they pick Chris up and set him up for a spiked J-Driver. They land the hold and then set up some ladders like the Hardy Boys would when they do their tag team aerial attack. Mark and Jay climb to the top and then step over the top rung of the ladder and play to the crowd. They come off the ladder simultaneously with aerial attacks, Mark with the Shooting Star Press and Jay lands a leg drop. The fans go crazy as Mark and Jay pop up and play to the crowd. Shelly slowly gets to his knees and then rolls out of the ring. Mark and Jay follow him and start to fight with him on the outside. Mark lands a right hand and then lands another one. Jay sends him into the steel turn post. Sabin is slowly getting to his feet and then he rises up fully. Sabin sets up a ladder and begins to slowly climb the ladder. The Briscoe Brothers are standing together and they see Sabin climbing the ladder. They slide into the ring as Sabin gets to the top rung. Sabin sees Mark and Jay in the ring and then sits on the ladder. We can hear him yelling “Wait for this one, Boys.†Sabin stands up on the ladder and then flies off the top of the ladder onto both Briscoes. The crowd can be heard yelling “Holy Shitâ€, “Holy Shit.†Shelly gets into the ring as Sabin stands up. Sabin goes outside of the ring and he looks under the ring. He grabs a ladder from underneath the ring and it is the 20 footer. The fans O and Ah knowing that something big is about to happen. Sabin slides it into the ring and Shelly kicks Mark and Jay in the head to keep him down. Shelly sets a ladder up in the corner of the ring and then sets the other ladder up in the other corner. Sabin gets in a few shots to the head of Jay and Mark as Shelly is still trying to set the ladders up. Shelly grabs the 20 foot ladder and calls Sabin over to help him. The Guns set up the ladder by placing one end of the ladder up near the top of the ladder in the corner and then they set the other end of the ladder on the ladder in the other corner, thus making a scaffold. The Guns start to climb the ladder and then walk onto the scaffold. The Briscoe Brothers get up and they see the ladder-scaffold that The Motor City Machine Guns are standing on reaching for the tag team belts. Mark and Jay scurry up the ladders in the corner and get on the scaffold. All four men are on the 20 foot ladder now.
Joey: This is really dangerous. Anything could happen at this moment.
Jay and Shelly are punching back and forth as well as Sabin and Mark. Mark has the upper-hand on Sabin and then slams his face into the ladder. Shelly has the advantage on Jay and sets him up for the ShellShock. Alex nails the Shellshock from the ladder-scaffold to the canvas below. “ECW†chants are heard from the crowd as Shelly is hurting and Jay is laid prone on the canvas. Mark and Sabin are fighting and Sabin has the advantage and he lands a kick to the gut of Mark. Mark doubles over and Sabin picks him up for the Cradleshock. He lands it and Mark falls to the canvas off of the ladder. Chris is still on the ladder-scaffold but he is really hurting. He slowly makes his way to his feet and slowly raises up to grab the belt. The fans can be seen standing up and looking at the entrance way.
Joey: O My Gawd, It’s Randy Orton. What is he doing out here.
Taz: I don’t know but Ric Flair is right behind him.
Orton rushes to the ring and starts to climb the ladder and gets onto the scaffold. Orton walks over to Chris Sabin, looks at him puts up the four fingers and then RKO’s Sabin off of the ladder onto the canvas. Orton gets up and picks jay up after kicking Shelly out of the ring. Orton picks Jay up and drags him over to the ladder-scaffold. Jay climbs up and gets on the ladder. He reaches up and grabs the Tag belts. Jay jumps down and tries to help Mark up. Mark gets up and sees that he is half of the tag team champions. He stands up and sees Orton. Mark holds up the four fingers as does Jay, Orton, and Flair. The show ends with the Horseman music playing and all four men raising each other arms in the hair holding up the four fingers.
