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Styles: What an amazing PPV that EWA put on last night.

Taz: We sure did. Randy Orton is the first EWA World heavyweight champion.

Styles: The Briscoe Brothers retained their tag team titles.

Taz: Yep, it was an awesome night for the four Horseman.

Styles: Or, is it the five horseman.

“Horseman†plays as the fans give a mixed reaction as the Horseman come out. Randy Orton leads the way in a slick suit with his EWA World Heavyweight Championship around his waist and Orton has his jacket pulled back to show off his belt. Behind him is Ric Flair with a slick expensive suit on it. The Briscoe Brothers follow Ric Flair out with their EWA World Tag Team Championship belts around their waist. The last person out is Mr. Kennedy, the newest member of the Horseman, and he is holding his four fingers up in the air. All of the Horseman walk into the ring and then Flair goes to get a microphone. Flair gets the microphone from Lillian and then begins to speak.

Flair: Wooooo. I told you all that the Horseman would walk into Determination and walk out with all of the belts in EWA. Woooo. And last night, Wooooo, after Determination, Woooo, we had many, many ladies riding space mountain all night long.

The crowd lets out a big Wooooo to the satisfaction of Ric Flair. Randy Orton then goes over to Flair and grabs the microphone.

Orton: Last night at Determination, destiny was fulfilled when I became the EWA World Heavyweight Championship. With a small assist from my new main man, Mr. Kennedy and a little bit of a Mic Check, BAM onto a steel chair.

Orton goes over to Kennedy and they slap hands and then Kennedy gets on the microphone.

Kennedy: You see last night I aligned myself with the most successful faction in the history of professional wrestling when I became the fourth horseman in the fourth horseman. See, Slick Rick over here “technically†is retired so they had to bring in the next best thing, the fastest rising superstar in the EWA, Mr. Kennnnnnnnnnnnnnedddddddddddddy…

Kennedy walks over to turnbuckle and steps onto the middle rope.

Kennedy: Kennnnnnnnnnnnnnedddddddddddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Kennedy hops off of the middle turnbuckle as Metaliguis hits and the place goes wild for the Rated R Superstar. Edge comes out with a smug look on his face and a microphone in his hand. Edge stops at the top of the entrance ramp and then begins to talk.

Edge: So, Kennedy you join up with these pussies after I told you that I would offer you a shot at the title. Do you really think that that selfish bitch Randy Orton will give you a title shot.

Kennedy looks over at Orton with the title belt wrapped around his waist as Orton buttons up his jacket to hide the belt.

Edge: Exactly what I thought. Now really Kennedy if I wanted I could charge down to that ring, whip your ass from one corner of the ring to another and then back again but you little posse would probably try to go back to 1985 and attack my knee and then the Nature Boy would have a heart attack before he puts on the figure four leg lock.

Orton grabs the microphone from Kennedy.

Orton: Look, Edge why don’t you bring your ass down here and feel what it is like to live in the Age of Orton and feel the wrath of the Four Horseman.

Edge: Did you not just hear a word I just said. Like seriously, stop thinking of my girl, Lita, naked and pay attention. I will say it once more. I am not going to come down and get jumped by you guys. But I do want something.

Orton: O, what is that?

Edge: I want my EWA World Heavyweight Championship belt that I was robbed of last night at Determination.

Ric Flair grabs the microphone from Orton.

Flair: Look Edge, you really don’t want anything to do with the one man dynasty, Randy Orton.

Flair goes over and slaps Orton on the chest.

Flair: See Edge, Randy Orton here will destroy you. Woooooo. He has the backing of the Four Horseman and the Jet Flyin, Kiss Stealin, Wheelin Dealin, Son of a gun, Ric Flair.

Edge: You mean the horse ridin, Viagra poppin, wheelchair walkin, son of a bitch.

Flair takes his jacket off and tosses it to the ground. Flair bounces off the ropes and then gets back on the microphone.

Flair: Listen you young little punk. You will never be in the same league as any of the Horseman. Last night we proved that we were smarter than you.

Edge: Smarter than me. That is laughable. Orton, if you aren’t such a bitch than face me one on one at Desire.

Orton: That will never happen. You have to earn the shot.

Edge: You know what. I’m going to do this. I’m goin head to the back and get my damn match cause this is like talking to a bunch of fifth graders.

Edge turns around and leaves as the Horseman are standing in the ring as we head to commercial.

Commercial Break

“Ain’t No Stoppin Me Now†plays over the loud speakers as the crowd boos for “The Gold Standard†Shelton Benjamin. Benjamin walks through the entrance way and stands at the top of the entrance ramp as some pyrotechnics go off for him. Benjamin then calmly walks to the ring and gets in and gets the Microphone from Lillian Garcia.

Benjamin: Ain’t No Stoppin’ Me Nooooooooooow!

“Ain’t No make Believe†plays as the crowd gives a mild pop for the debuting John Morrison. Morrison comes out in his fur coat and stands at the top of the entrance ramp and the camera goes into slow motion as Morrison raises his hand into the air in a circular effect. Morrison then drops his hands and goes down to the ring. John gets into the ring as Lillian Garcia begins the introductions.

Lillian: The following is a one-fall encounter. Introducing first from Orangeburg, South Carolina, Shelton Benjamin.

The crowd boos for Benjamin.

Lillian: And his opponent from Los Angeles, California, John Morrison.

The fans give a mixed response for Morrison as they do not like his attitude but appreciate his in-ring skills.

Shelton and Morrison stand in their corners as the referee is in the middle of the ring and then calls for the bell to be rung. The timekeeper rings the bell and Morrison and Benjamin come out of their corners. Both men circle each other in the middle of the ring and then they lock up. Benjamin gets the advantage with a hammerlock and then wrenches the hold in. Morrison yells out in pain before slapping Shelton on the shoulder and performing a standing switch. Morrison wraps his arms around the waist of Benjamin and drills the gold standard with a German suplex. Morrison turns Benjamin over to his back and covers him but Shelton gets his shoulder up at a count of two. Morrison hops to his feet and then kicks Benjamin in the head. Morrison backs off and Shelton sits up. Morrison charges at Shelton and hits him with a stiff kick to the chest of Shelton Benjamin. The Gold Standard falls to the mat and Morrison walks over to the head region of Benjamin. Morrison does a break dance move and then lands a leg drop. Morrison hops on top of Benjamin and gets a two count before the right shoulder of Benjamin gets off the canvas. Morrison gets up and backs off into the corner. He yells at Shelton to get to his feet. John continues to yell but Shelton rolls to the outside. Morrison yells to the crowd “o, he wants to go outside, then. Fine with me.†Morrison then charges at the far-side ring ropes and runs at the near-side ring ropes. Morrison then launches him self over the top ring rope and onto Benjamin who was standing on the outside. Morrison gets up to a chant of “Let’s go Morrison†from the crowd. Morrison slowly guides Benjamin to his feet and then rolls him into the ring. John hops to the apron and then leaps over the top rope and lands a leg drop to the face of Benjamin. Morrison goes for the cover but Benjamin gets his leg on the bottom rope breaking up the count. Morrison gets to his feet and waits for Benjamin to get up. Shelton gets to his feet and Morrison goes for a clothesline attempt but Benjamin ducks it and floats behind John. Morrison turns around and Benjamin goes for a kick to the mid-section of John but the Shaman of Sexy catches the Gold Standard’s foot. John then whips Benjamin’s leg around but Benjamin catches Morrison with his other leg and completes the Dragon’s whip. Benjamin hops on top of John and gets a two count before Morrison gets his shoulder up. Benjamin gets to his feet and slowly guides Morrison to his feet. Benjamin kicks Morrison in the gut and John doubles over. Benjamin hooks John’s head between and then grabs his mid-section and swings Morrison up to his shoulder. Benjamin then power bombs Morrison into the turnbuckle. Morrison slumps down and Benjamin grabs him by the leg and pulls him out to the center of the ring. Benjamin hooks the leg of Morrison but only gets a two count before John Morrison kicks out. Benjamin gets to his feet and kicks Morrison in the head. Benjamin heads to the outside and waits for Morrison to get to his feet. Morrison gets to his feet as Benjamin springboards off the top ring rope and onto Morrison with a clothesline. Benjamin hops to his feet energized and waits for John to get to his feet. John gets up and Shelton hooks Morrison up for the T-bone suplex. Benjamin nails the suplex and tries a pin attempt but Morrison somehow kicks out. Benjamin is highly upset and goes after Morrison. Benjamin bends down to pick John up but Morrison grabs Shelton and rolls him up into a small package. Benjamin just gets out of the pin attempt at two. Benjamin is back to his feet just as Morrison gets to his feet. Morrison charges at Benjamin but Shelton moves out of the way and Morrison runs into the ring ropes chest first. Benjamin then grabs Morrison by the shoulder, turns him around and nails the pay dirt for the three count.

Backstage we see CM Punk in his dressing room and he is in ring gear with a CM Punk straight-edge t-shirt on. Punk is talking with Josh Mathews as Frankie Kazarian walks into the dressing room.

Kaz: Hey, Punk. What’s up?

Punk: I’m good man. Just talking to Josh over here.

Kaz: O, hey Josh. Punk, I really need to talk to you man.

Punk: What about?

Kaz: Well, actually it’s about your friend over there.

Punk: Josh?

Kaz: Yea. Come on, Punk. He is the only reason we lost that match last night at Determination. We could be the number one contenders for the tag belts but he messed it up.

Josh: Hey man, I tried to help. Punk wouldn’t let me man.

Kaz: Actually Josh, you have a good point. Why wouldn’t you just let him help.

Punk: Because I am trying to teach him the right way.

Kaz: Sometimes the right way isn’t always the best way.

Punk: We’ll I guess we will find out next week because Josh…

Punk turns to look at Josh.

Punk: Next week you will be in your first official match here in EWA.

Josh: Really. I can’t wait. Who am I facing?

Punk: I don’t know. I guess we will both find out next week.

Commercial Break

Borash: Welcome back to EWA. I am Jeremy Borash and my guest at this time is Y2J, Chris Jericho.

Y2J walks into the scene and grabs the microphone from JB.

Jericho: Look you ass clown. I don’t have time to deal with you. I have two things to say. The first thing is MVP, you say that you are half-man half-amazing. Well the ayotollah of rock a rolla will show you what will happen when the king of the world shows you what it is like to be a rock star. Next week, Montel Vontavious Porter, the biggest ass clown of them all I challenge you a match and I promise you will never eveeeeeeeeeeeer be the same agaiiin.

Borash: Strong words from Chris Jericho. Now let’s send it to the ring for six-man action.

“La Vittoria e Mia†hits as Santino Marella comes to the ring. Santino is getting booed all the way to the ring and then he eventually makes his way to the ring. Santino gets into the ring and then makes his normal facial expressions.

Lethal’s music hits as the crowd boos like crazy for Jay Lethal. Lethal makes his way to the ring and then gets into the ring. He high-fives Santino and waits for his tag team partner.

Christopher Daniels music hits and he comes out to the ring to a ton of boos. Dainels just slowly walks to the ring. He flips his hood off and then takes his jacket off.

Lillian: The following is a six-man showcase match-up. Introducing the first team. Santino Marella, Jay Lethal and “The Fallen Angel†Christopher Dainels.

“Isle of Samoa†hits as the crowd pops for Samoa Joe. Joe comes to the ring with his white towel around his head. Joe makes his way to the ring and waits on the outside for his teammates.

“This Fire Burns†hits as CM Punk makes his way to the ringside area. Punk comes out and walks down to the ring slapping a couple of fans hands on the way down.

“Kaz†plays as the crowd pops for Kazarian. Kaz comes down to the ring and makes his way to his partners.

Lillian: And their opponents…

All three wrestlers on the outside run into the ring and attack their opponents. The referee calls for the bell and the match begins. Samoa Joe goes straight after Jay Lethal but Lethal scurries out of the ring and Christopher Daniels runs over to Joe and prevents him from getting out of the ring with a hard right hand. Samoa Joe retaliates with a open handed chop. Daniels returns the favor with a knife-edge chop. Joe with a open-handed chop once more to the chest of “The Fallen Angel†and we see the sweet fly off of Christopher. Daniels winces in pain and then comes back with a knife-edge chop. Joe winces in pain for a second and then comes back at Daniels with a slap to the face and then another one. Joe hits two more slaps in succession and then sends Daniels to the mat with a hard knife-edge chop. Meanwhile, CM Punk has his hands on Santino Marella and sends him into the ropes. Santino comes off the ropes and Punk nails him in the gut with a knee strike that sends Marella over Punk’s knee and to the canvas flat on his back. Punk quickly lands a leg drop to the face of Marella and then tries for a pin attempt but Lethal slide into the ring and broke the pin attempt up. Lethal hops to his feet and sees Samoa Joe turning around to face him. Lethal tries to hop out of the ring but Frankie Kazarian stops Lethal from exiting the ring. Lethal tries to dodge Kaz but Lethal is stopped at every exit by Kaz. Frankie then grabs Lethal and throws him into Joe. Samoe Joe catches Lethal with a scoop power slam. Lethal lands on the canvas hard but Joe gets up and doesn’t go for the cover. Joe helps Lethal to his feet and then lands a double slap to the face combo followed by a shin kick to the calf of Lethal. Jay falls to the canvas and then slowly starts to get to his feet. Jay sits up just as Joe kicks him in the chest with a kick that echoes through-out the arena. Lethal falls to the canvas and Joe goes over to him. Joe goes for the pin attempt but Lethal gets his shoulder out at two. Joe quickly gets to his feet and bends down to pick up Lethal. Joe picks up Lethal as the referee tell all the other competitors to get out of the ring. Lethal looks around with a worried look on his face as Joe yells at him, “It’s just you and me, boy.†Lethal tries to get to his corner but Joe blocks him from doing so. Lethal tries to sneak to the outside and is successful but he is met by Punk and Kaz who help him get back in the ring. Joe lands a kick to the head as Lethal is rolled into the ring. Joe with another kick to the head followed by the STF. Lethal yells out in pain as he tries to make it to the ropes. Lethal slowly works his way to the ropes with his arm. Joe sees this and drops the leg portion of the STF to hook the other arm of Lethal with his free arm. Lethal is hurting but tries to get to the rope with his foot and is able to shift his body until he is able to break the hold. Joe lets go off the hold at four. Joe gets to his feet and stands tall while Lethal is on all fours. Joe goes after Lethal and Jay quickly crawls underneath of Joe’s spread legs. Jay Lethal is able to get to his corner and tags in Santino Marella.

Marella comes into the match and charges at Joe but Joe moves out of the way and pushes Santino into the turnbuckle chest-first. Marella comes out of the corner and Joe rolls Marella up in a school boy. Marella just gets his shoulder up at a count of two. Joe gets to his feet and looks at Punk. Joe goes over to CM and tags him into the match. Punk comes in and grabs Santino by the ponytail. Punk picks Marella up and then whips him into the corner. Punk follows Marella in with a clothesline and then a bulldog. Punk hops to the outside and moves into the middle of the apron to get away from Daniels and Lethal. Punk hops onto the top rope and springboard clotheslines Marella thus nailing his Air Punk maneuver. Punk goes for the three count but Santino is able to get his shoulder up at two. Punk gets to his feet first as he goes over to Santino. Punk helps Marella up and Santino pokes Punk in the eye. Santino quickly goes to his corner and goes to tag in Daniels. Daniels extends his hand but Lethal pokes Daniels on the shoulder and says “Let’s get out of here†and Lethal hops down from the apron to the ringside floor. Daniels hops down to the floor and Santino has a look of shook on his face. Marella turns around and Punk kicks Santino in the gut and then puts him on his shoulder for the GTS. Punk lands the GTS and Marella gets counted down for three.


Lillian: Your winners, Samoa Joe, CM Punk and Frankie Kazarian.

Joe hops down to the ringside area and runs to the opposite side of the ring going after Lethal. Jay hops behind Daniels and Joe charges at Daniels as Lethal gets away through the crowd. Joe clotheslines Daniels to the floor and then goes over to the timekeeper and grabs the chair that he was sitting in. Joe beats the chair on the ground a couple of times and then waits for Daniels to get to his feet. Daniels gets up and Joe cracks him in the head with a vicious steel chair shot. Daniels falls to the floor and Joe throws the steel chair on top of Daniels. Joe bends over Daniels and yells at Daniels, “Tell Lethal I’m coming for him.â€

Commercial Break

Back from commercial and we see Edge walking down the hallway. Edge turns into a office that is marked Paul Heyman. Edge walks into the office and sees Paul Heyman sitting at his desk. Heyman stands up and stops Edge before he even begins to talk.

Heyman: Look Edge, I already know why you have come in here. You want a chance at Randy Orton and the EWA World Heavyweight Championship.

Edge: You damn right I do.

Heyman: Well, I already got the paperwork done on the main-event match for tonight.

Edge: O, really.

Heyman: Yea, really. You see, Edge. Tonight it will be a fatal-four way match between Matt and Jeff Hardy, Rob Van Dam and you, Edge. And all you have to do is win that match and you get your shot at Orton for the belt.

Edge: So I just have to beat three guys that I have beaten countless times in the past. Good looking out, Paul. I’m going to go plan for my “matchâ€

Edge leaves the office as Heyman shakes his head and we head to a video package on AJ Styles stating that he will return at Desire, EWA’s next Pay Per View extravaganza.

“Hardcore†hits as the fans cheer for the Latin American Exchange. Homicide leads “Hotstuff†Hernandez out to the ring as the fans pop even louder for LAX. Some switching between the live feed and the video on the titantron happen with a yellow wash over the screen. Homicide sprints down to the ring as Hernandez slowly walks behind Homicide and then gets into the ring. Homicide hops onto the top turnbuckle and throws up some hand signs as Hernnadez stands in the middle of the ring.

“Horseman†hits as the fans boo for the Briscoe Brothers. Mark and Jay come to the entrance way with their EWA World Tag Team Belts around their waist and Ric Flair right behind them. Flair is holding up the four fingers and is Wooing his way to the ring. The Brsicoe Brothers get into the ring and take off their belts, kiss them and then hand them to the referee. The referee holds them up in the air and then show them to LAX. The referee then places the belts on the timekeeper’s table and we see a shot of them on the table.

The referee rings the bell and Mark and Jay slap hands and then Jay steps out of the ring. Hernandez and Homicide try to decide who is going to start but Jay attacks Homicide from behind and Hernandez steps out of the ring. Homicide got knocked to the canvas by the club to the back from Mark. Homicide slowly makes his way to his feet as Mark backs up and then bounces off of the ropes and lands a devastating flying clothesline to Homicide. Mark hops to his feet and gets on top of Homicide with a key lock. Homicide tries to make it to the ropes and is successful after a small struggle. Mark breaks the hold at four and stands up. Homicide slowly gets to his feet as Mark waits for him to get to his feet. Homicide is on one knee as Mark hops to the outside over the top rope and lands on the apron. Homicide is now standing up in the middle of the ring as Mark Briscoe springboards onto the top rope and comes off with a leg lariat onto Homicide. Briscoe hops on top of Homicide for the three count but only gets a two count. Mark back to his feet and he tags in his brother, Jay. Jay slowly gets into the ring as Homicide starts to crawl to his corner. Jay picks his speed up and stops Homicide by grabbing his leg and pulling him back into the Briscoe’s corner. Jay then stomps the head of Homicide to the mat. Jay then bends down and points to Hernandez in the corner and yells “Just go tag him in, here I’ll help.†Jay then picks Homicide up and leads him to his corner but stops just out of the reach of his partner. Hernandez tries to reach for Homicide but cannot reach him. Jay then elbows Homicide in the head and grabs his arm. Jay then extends Homicide’s hand out towards Hernandez and “Hotstuff†goes to tag in Homicide but Jay pulls Homicide’s hand back just in time. Jay does this once more but this time as Jay pulls Homicide’s hand back, “The notorious 187†lands an elbow to the jaw of Jay. Homicide leaps towards Hernandez and tags him into the match. Hernandez comes into the ring and clotheslines Jay to the ground. Hernandez then goes after the other Briscoe Brother, Mark and knocks him down to the ringside area. Mark hits his head on the apron as he falls and he is on the floor. Jay slowly gets to his feet as Hernandez turns around and charges at Jay and lands another clothesline. Jay falls to the canvas and rolls to the outside. Jay goes over to his brother and helps him to his feet. Mark stands up and his nose is busted. Flair looks over Mark as Hernandez is in the ring and looks at his opponents on the outside. The fans raise up out of their as they know that Hernandez is going for his suicide plancha. Hernandez bounces off the far ropes and runs to the near set of ropes. Hernandez jumps into the air and flies over the top rope and lands on top of Mark, Jay and Ric. The fans go crazy as Homicide runs into the ring. Homicide bounces off of the ropes, runs across the ring and lands the tope con hilo. Homicide hops to his feet as the fans go absolutely wild for the last offensive move by Homicide. Homicide grabs Jay Briscoe and tosses him into the ring. Hernandez slowly rolls into the ring and covers Jay. Briscoe just gets his shoulder off of the mat at a count of two. Hernandez slowly makes his to his feet as Jay is still on the ground. Hernandez slowly guides Jay to his feet and then lands an overhead gut wrench backbreaker drop. Hernandez goes for the pin but Mark breaks up the pin. This brings in Homicide who takes Mark over the top rope with a clothesline that actually sends both participants over the top rope. Hernandez is in the ring and he is up on his feet. Hernandez picks Jay up and sends him into the ropes. Jay comes off the ropes and ducks a clothesline attempt by Hernandez and bounces off the other set of ropes and goes for a big boot. Jay lands the big boot but Hernandez does not go down. Jay bounces off the ropes once again and lands another big boot that knocks Hernandez to the ground. Jay picks Hernandez up and lands a quick DDT. Jay flips Hernandez over and pins him but only gets a two count. On the outside, Mark whips Homicide into the steel guard rail. Mark grabs the steel chair from the timekeeper and goes over to Homicide. Mark lands a vicious chair shot to Homicide. Jay is on the inside and he lands a suplex to Hernandez. Mark hops onto the apron as Jay musters up the strength to pick Hernandez up for the J-driver. Mark springboards himself onto the top rope and hops into the ring drilling Hernandez with the spike J-driller. Jay goes for pin attempt but some fans come over the guard rail and into the ring. The fans attack the Briscoe Brothers and the referee calls for the bell.

After the match, the fans continue to beat down on the Briscoe brothers until the fans take off their ball cap and reveal themselves to be the Murder City Machine Guns. Alex and Sabin continue to attack Mark and Jay until Flair gets into the ring. Alex turns around and nails Flair with a kick to the mid-section and then lands the shellshock onto Flair. The Guns then continue to beat down the Briscoes until they are a bloody mess. The Guns leave to a lot of cheers.

Backstage we see the Hardy Boys getting ready for their match-up. Matt and Jeff are looking away from each other and not really talking.

Jeff: Look man, I got carried away.

Matt: You tried to Swanton Bomb me through a table from the top of a ladder on top of the Hell in a Cell. Ya think you got carried away.

Jeff: Yea, I know that I did. But at least you moved.

Matt: “At least I moved.†God Damn right I moved. I wasn’t trying to die last night because as you know Matt Hardy will not die.

Jeff: Yea, I know. But dude that Whisper in the Wind was awesome.

Matt: Awesome, yea, but it cost us the match. Now we have to go out their tonight and make sure one of us wins that fatal four to become the number one contender for the belt.

Jeff: No problem because we are the Hardy Boys and no one can stop us.

Matt: No one can stop us when were together.

Matt leaves and Jeff continues to tape his wrist as we head to commercial.

Commercial Break.

Back from commercial and we see a video package on Determination.
-Konnan helping LAX win the title.
-Mr. Kennedy defeating Rey Mysterio.
-“Thank you, Paul†and “ECW†chants from the crowd directed at Paul Heyman.
-Samoa Joe destroying Lethal and the unveiling of Daniels as the masked man.
-The referee ringing the bell for the Briscoe/Guns match.
-Different clips of the six-men in the HIAC match near the cage.
-Highlights of the HIAC match ending with Kennedy helping Orton.
-Horseman standing tall to end the show.

Lillian: The following is a fatal-four way match-up for the number one contendership for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship.

“One of a Kind†plays over the loud speaker as the fans cheer for RVD. Rob steps out onto the ramp way and then steps to the front of the entrance way as his pyro goes off in the shape of a square. RVD sprints to the ring and rolls into the ring. Rob then hops to the middle turnbuckle and points his thumbs to his shoulders three times as the fans chant R…V…D.

Lillian: Introducing first, from Battle Creek, Michigan, “Mr. Monday Night†Rob Van Dam.

“Loaded†hits as the fans pop for Jeff Hardy. Hardy comes out to the entrance ramp and does his dance and then sprints down to the ring. Hardy slides into the ring and hops onto the middle turnbuckle and does his Hardy Boy taunt.

Lillian: Introducing next, from Cameron, North Carolina. Jeff Hardy.

The fans pop for Jeff Hardy as “Live for the Moment†plays as the fans continue to pop as Matt Hardy comes down to the entrance way. Matt puts up his V-1 hand gesture and then comes down to the ring. Matt slides into the ring and hops on the middle turnbuckle just like his brother and agains does his V-1 taunt.

Lillian: Introducing next, from Cameron, North Carolina, Matt Hardy.

The fans pop for Matt as “Metaliaguis†plays and some of the fans switch their cheers to boos but some still cheer the Rated R superstar. Edge walks out to entrance way and walks to the bottom of the ramp way. Edge steps further down the entrance ramp way and then his pyro goes off as he holds his hands up in the air. Edge then sprints down to the ring and slides into the ring and then stands up.

Lillian: Introducing last, from Toronto, Canada, “The Rated-R Superstar†Edge.

Match recap: Match starts with some high impact moves on the part of Edge. He lands a suplex on RVD, a DDT onto Jeff and a power slam to Matt. Edge tries to cover Matt and gets a two count before RVD breaks it up. Matt rolls to the outside as Jeff gets to his feet. Edge is up and we are treated to some springboard high-flying moves by RVD, Jeff and Edge. Jeff is the last one and he performed a corkscrew moonsault onto all of his opponents. Jeff gets up to a pop as he rolls into the ring. Matt is getting slowly to his feet and he gets into the ring. Edge and RVD are fighting on the outside as Matt and Jeff circle each other in the ring. Matt throws the first punch but Jeff ducks and the Hardy Boys stare each other down. Jeff throws a punch and this time Matt ducks the punch. Both Hardys stare each other down and then Matt and Jeff throw simultaneous punches and knock each other down to the ground. Both men hop back up and lock up. Matt whips Jeff into the corner and Jeff leaps onto the top turnbuckle and performs Whisper in the Wind but Matt ducks. Jeff lands on his feet and Matt turns around and runs at Jeff and lands the Side-Effect. Matt slowly gets to his feet as RVD is on the top rope and comes off with a heel kick. Edge slowly rolls into the ring as Rob gets to his feet. Edge charges at Rob Van Dam and hits him with a spear. Edge pins RVD and gets a two count. Action goes on back and forth between all four men for about five more minutes until the match finish. Jeff is on the top rope looking to land a Swanton Bomb onto Edge while RVD and Matt Hardy are fighting. RVD is getting whooped by Matt and Matt sends RVD into the ropes which knocks down Jeff. Edge is starting to get to his feet as RVD bounces off the ropes and does a back roll onto Matt. RVD is on his feet and runs at Matt and clotheslines him over the top rope. Edge is to his feet as Jeff gets to his feet and Edge runs at Jeff and lands a spear. Edge pins Jeff as RVD and Matt try to get to his feet but cannot break up the three count. Edge celebrates to the back as RVD goes to the back.

Matt gets into the ring and helps his brother to his feet. Jeff gets up with a pissed off look on his face. Matt tries to help Jeff but Jeff just pushes Matt and rolls out of the ring and walks to the back to end the show.