EWA: Extreme Wrestling Alliance

[THE Renegade Diesel]

What'sup nate it's Diesel remember? Well this BTB look's good, and I will be reviewing you'r upcoming show's..

Edge, and Randy possible champ's sound's cool, as I love the two.. The Briscoe Brother's are also great wrestler's, and happy to see them on here.

I like the pay per view name's TBH.. Pretty good.. I can hardly come up with new thing's lol..

Well here are my prediction's for Determination..

Four Team Elimination match for a shot at the EWA Tag Team Champions.
Cryme Tyme vs. LAX vs. Kaz/Punk vs. Kofi/Carlito

LAX has been pretty dominant, and The Briscoe's vs. LAX would be an awesome match IMO...

Showcase match
Mr. Kennedy vs. Rey Mysterio

Simple: Kennnedy.... Kennedy!!!

Single Match
Jay Lethal vs. Samoa Joe

I see Joe winning as heel, and them two continue feuding 'til Battle Ground..

EWA Tag Team Championship
Murder City Machine Guns vs. The Briscoe Brothers

Well with Flair, and Raven high on the Briscoe's, it give's me reason to predict them ontop..

6-man Hell in a Cell Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship
Randy Orton vs. Edge vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy vs. Chris Jericho vs. Rob Van Dam

I have learned to suspect the unexpected so I addded Jericho in there.. I don't see the Hardy's having a reighn soon, and I don't like RVD to much..

 

[comicgeekelly]

Determination Predictions

Four Team Elimination match for a shot at the EWA Tag Team Champions.
Cryme Tyme vs. LAX vs. Kaz/Punk vs. Kofi/Carlito

Showcase match
Mr. Kennedy vs. Rey Mysterio

Single Match
Jay Lethal vs. Samoa Joe

EWA Tag Team Championship
Murder City Machine Guns vs. The Briscoe Brothers

6-man Hell in a Cell Match for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship
Randy Orton vs. Edge vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy vs. Chris Jericho vs. Rob Van Dam

 

[edgehead09]

“The First ever night”

The Main Event of the first EWA show is shown ending with the RKO to the steel chair.

“Six men will enter a demonic device”

Heyman is shown announcing the Hell in a Cell match.

“One will come out Champion”

Clips of all six competitors are shown each posing for the gold.

“When friends become enemies”

Mr. Kennedy is shown helping Edge win his match and then Kennedy getting speared and losing his match.

“Do you have the Determination to win”

“And now, Papa John’s Pizza presents Extreme Wrestling Alliance’s first Pay per view, Determination”

Joey: Welcome everyone to EWA’s Determination presented by Papa John’s pizza.

Taz: In our Main Event tonight, it will be a six man Hell in a Cell match to crown the first ever EWA World Heavyweight Champion.

Joey: Also the EWA Tag Team Titles will be decided when The Murder City Machine Guns face off against the Four Horseman’s Briscoe Brothers.

Taz: Also the intense rivalry between Samoa Joe and Jay Lethal comes to a head in the squared circle tonight.

Joey: And in a showcase match, we have Mr. Kennedy face off against Rey Mysterio.

Taz: But first, we have a four team elimination match to determine the number one contenders for the EWA Tag Team Champions.

Lillian: The following contest is the four team elimination match to determine the number one contender for the EWA Tag Team Championship. The first contestant is from the Caribbean, he is Carlito Carrrrribean Cool.

“Cool” hits as the place gives a mixed reaction for Carlito. Carlito comes out in a Carlito shirt with his apple necklace and tossing an apple into the air. Carlito walks down to the ring and then steps into the ring. He takes a bite of his apple and then swallows it.

Lillian: And his partner, from Jamaica, Kofi Kingston.

Kingston makes his way through the entrance way and then walks down to the entrance ramp. He steps into the ring as the crowd is going wild for Kofi.

Lillian: Introducing one of their opponents, firstly from Chicago, Illinois. He is the Straight-Edge Superstar, CM Punk.

“This Fire Burns” hits as CM Punk comes out to an outstanding response. He has Josh Mathews with him and the fans start to chant for Mathews. Josh runs down the entrance ramp while slapping hands with the fans as CM Punk is smirking and walking slowly behind Josh. Both of them get into the ring as Lillian begins to speak once more.

Lillian: And his partner, from Anaheim, California, “The Future” Frankie Kazarian.

Kaz comes out to a wonderful reaction. He plays to the crowd a little bit before making his way to the ring. He gets into the ring and sees Josh and starts to talk to CM Punk about Mathews being down at ringside.

Lillian: And introducing their opponents, first from Brooklyn, New York, the team of Cryme Tyme.

“Crime Spree” plays as the crowd gives an outstanding pop for Cryme Tyme. JTG is first out followed by Shad. JTG is hyped up and he is running around. He smiles into the camera to show off his grill as Shad walks slowly behind him. They get into the ring as Lillian is about to announce the final team in the match.

Lillian: And the final team in this four team elimination match, from Mexico, the team of LAX, the Latin American Xchange.

“Hardcore” plays as LAX comes out to a huge amount of heat. LAX comes out and they are focused for their match. They walk directly to the ring and get in them. Josh steps out of the ring as the match is about to begin.

Match starts with JTG of Cryme Tyme versus CM Punk. Punk and JTG circle each other and then come together in a collern-elbow tie-up. Punk gets the advantage and locks in a hammerlock. Punk wrenches it in as JTG has a look of pain on his face. JTG slaps Punk on the shoulder and then reverses the hold into a hammerlock of his own. Punk now wears the look of pain that JTG had as he looks for a way to get out of the hold. Punk now tries to get out of the hammerlock and he slides out and locks in a wristlock. Punk releases the hold and then dips down and hit’s a drop toe hold that he floats over into a cross-face. JTG screams in pain as Punk wrenches in the cross-face. JTG tries to get to the rope to break the hold. JTG slowly crawls to the ropes with pain in his face. JTG finally grabs the ropes and the referee calls for the break. JTG slowly gets to his feet as Punk waits for him to get up. Punk charges at JTG and lands a clothesline. Punk goes for the quick pin to eliminate Cryme Tyme but JTG gets his shoulder off of the mat at a count of two. JTG slowly tries to get to his feet via the help of the ropes but CM grabs him before he gets all the way up. CM drags JTG to his corner and then twists JTG’s arm and then tags in his tag team partner, Kaz. Frankie climbs to the top rope and comes off with a double ax-handle to the outstretched arm of JTG. Kaz grabs JTG’s arm and twists it and then tags in CM Punk. Punk climbs to the top rope as JTG has a look on his face that shows pure pain. JTG starts to shake his head no as he knows that CM is going to come down with a double ax handle that sends JTG to the canvas. Punk flips JTG over and covers him but only gets a two count. Punk back on the offensive as he picks up JTG who is now basically dead weight and needs to desperately make a tag to anyone. Punk goes to pick JTG up for the Go To Sleep but JTG slides out and lunges to his corner and tags in the big man of Cryme Tyme, Shad. Shad comes in like a ball of fire and clotheslines Punk. Kaz rushes in to help his partner but receives a devastating clothesline for his troubles. Shad plays to the crowd a little bit as JTG is back up standing on the apron. Both of the other teams are just standing back and watching the action. Outside of the ring, Josh Mathews has a worried and anxious look on his face as he goes over to the timekeeper and throws him out of his seat and grabs a steel chair. Inside the ring, Punk is back up and he charges at Shad but the big man moves out of the way at the last time and Punk runs into the referee, knocking him to the ground. Josh Mathews sees this and steps up to the apron. He has the steel chair that he grabbed earlier and he is yelling for CM Punk. Punk hears him and looks over to him. Mathews grabs the chair and tries to let CM know that he wants to hit Shad with the steel chair. Punk tells him “No” and Josh has a puzzled look on his face. Meanwhile JTG takes out Kaz with a suplex on the outside and then slides into the ring. Shad sneaks up behind Punk and as Punk turns around after telling Josh to get off the apron. Cryme Tyme land the G-9 and Shad pins Punk as Kaz cannot make it into the ring in time to break up the pin and Punk and Kaz are eliminated.

Punk and Kaz are eliminated.

Punk and Kaz walk out of the ring as Kaz is yelling at Josh Mathews the entire walk down the ramp way. Meanwhile in the ring the action continues as Homicide rushes into the ring and nails Shad with a dropkick. Homicide hops over top of Shad but only gets a two count. Homicide hops back to his feet and calls for Shad to get up. Shad gets up and Homicide back steps like a cowardly dog. He backs up all the way into the corner of LAX and Shad follows him into the corner but Homicide tags in his team’s big man, Hernandez. “Hotstuff” comes into the ring as the crowd cheers and Shad gets a smirk on his face. Hernandez charges at Shad with a clothesline that knocks Shad to the ground. Shad pops back up and Hernandez tries another clothesline but Shad ducks and Hernandez goes into the other set of ring ropes. “Hotstuff” comes off the ropes and Shad lands a very stiff clothesline that knocks Hernandez to the ground and then Hernandez rolls to the outside. He leans over the apron looking to catch his breathe as Shad slides out under the bottom rope and grabs Hernandez by the shoulder and whips him around. Shad whips Hernandez into the steel guard rail and a pained look comes onto Hernandez’s face as he back crashes into the steel. Shad charges into Hernandez but “Hotstuff” moves out of the way and Shad crashes shoulder first into the guard rail. Hernandez stands up and grabs Shad by the head and bounces it into the steel guard rail and Shad just gets his hand up to somewhat block the shot to the guard rail. The referee is in the ring counting both men out and Hernandez notices that the referee is up to eight. Hernandez nails Shad once more and then rolls into the ring at nine as the referee counts to ten on Shad and Cryme Tyme has been eliminated.

Cryme Tyme has been eliminated.

Hernandez stands up in the ring as Kofi Kingston rushes into the ring and nails Shad from behind that sends him to the outside. Kofi runs over to the ropes and then slingshot planchas over the top onto Shad. Kofi gets up and plays to the crowd a little bit before he rolls Shad into the ring. Kofi climbs to the top turnbuckle and then comes off with a missile dropkick onto Hernnadez. Kofi hops onto Hernandez and only gets a two count before Homicide comes into the ring to break up the cover. This brings in the cool one, Carlito. Carlito comes in and attacks Homicide. Homicide is by the ropes and Carlito clotheslines Homicide over the top rope but Carlito’s momentum carries him over the top as well. Kofi Kingston hops onto the middle turnbuckle and then climbs to the top rope and then comes off the top with a splash. All the men in the match except for Hernandez are on the outside on the floor. All of those men start to slowly get to their feet as Hernandez is standing up on the opposite side of ropes. Hernandez rushes to the other side of ropes and then planchas over the top rope onto Homicde, Kofi, and Carlito. The fans go absolutely nuts as Hernnadez slowly gets to his feet and grabs the legal man, Kofi and tosses him into the ring. Hernandez gets a pun attempt but Carlito grabs Kofi’s leg and puts it on the bottom rope. The referee notices this and stops his three count. Hernandez gets up and picks Kofi up for the Border Toss but Carlito grabs Kofi’s foot and pulls him off of Hernandez’s shoulders. The referee tries to get Carlito out of the ring as a man jumps over the guard rail and comes into the ring. The man stands up and pulls off the hoodie that he had on and it is revealed as Konnan. Konnan pulls a slapjack out of his back pocket, turns Kofi around and nails him in the head with it. Hernandez has a look of thanks on his face as Homicide pulls Carlito to the outside and slams him into the guard rail. Meanwhile in the ring, Hernandez covers Kofi as the referee counts to three.

Kofi Kingston and Carlito have been eliminated.

Taz: Wow, Konnan comes into the ring to help his old proteges, LAX become the number one contenders.

Styles: I am just wondering when will LAX cash in on their opportunity and try to win the tag team straps.

Taz: Me to Joey. But now we go backstage to our new backstage colleague, Jeremy Borash.

JB: Thank you, Taz. Now for my first interview in EWA, I am with Samoa Joe who will challenge Jay Lethal tonight.

Joe walks into the screen in his wrestling gear and his signature white towel draped over his head.

JB: Thank you for joining me Joe, but tonight you take on Jay Lethal in a match that you have been wanting ever since Lethal screwed you out of your qualifying match for the Hell in a Cell match that will take place later tonight.

Joe: Well JB its nice to see you. I see you finally got out of that hell hole that was TNA.

Joe slaps JB on the shoulder and then begins to talk some more.

Joe: But onto some serious business. Tonight I face Jay Lethal. The man that I took under my wing in Ring of Honor. The man who I helped find his name and now he robs me of a chance at the World Heavyweight Championship. Tonight, Lethal you are going to die.

Joe starts to leave as JB tries to get in one more question.

JB: Joe, one more question please.

Joe stops and turns around as to say go ahead.

JB: How is your knee after that lead pipe attack you suffered on Monday.

Joe just turns around and walks away without giving an answer.

Styles: Well, next we have a showcase match between Rey Mysterio and Mr. Kennedy.

Taz: Yea, Joey. It might be a showcase match but there is a personal grudge between these two as Mr. Kennedy screwed Rey Mysterio out of the opportunity to be in the Hell in a Cell match tonight.

“Boyaka 619” plays as the place pops for Rey Mysterio. Mysterio pops out from underneath the top of the entrance way and then comes down to the ring. Mysterio slaps the hands of some fans and then grabs the head of some kids with Mysterio masks on. Mysterio makes his way to the ring and then climbs into the ring.

Lillian: The following is the showcase match of the evening and is a one on one contest. Introducing first from San Diego, California, Rey Mysterrrrrrrrrrrrrio.

“Kennedy” hits as Mr. Kennedy comes out to a mixed reaction. Kennedy walks out and sees the Mysterio masks and pretends to back hand them. This brings boos to Kennedy as he doesn’t care and then he walks to the ring. He gets into the ring and Lillian Garcia begins her introduction but Kennedy pushes her to the side and calls for his microphone. The microphone comes down and Kennedy begins to speak.

Kennedy: And his opponent from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing in at 231 pounds and towering at an incredible 6 feet 2 inches, he is Mr. Kennnnnnnedddddddy…..

Mr. Kennedy walks over to the corner and then stands on the middle rope.

Kennedy: Kennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddddddddyyyyyyyy.

Mr. Kennedy hops off the middle rope and tosses the microphone into the air as the referee rings the bell. Mysterio charges at Kennedy and lands a short dropkick to the knee of Mr. Kennedy. Kennedy falls to the ground and Mysterio hops on top of him and locks in an armbar. Kennedy strains to get Mysterio off of him and tries to get to his feet. Kennedy slowly gets to one knee and then he starts to stand up. Kennedy shows an amazing feat of strength and stands up with Rey still on his arm/shoulder area. Kennedy is fully standing up and then jumps to his side and lands on Mysterio, crushing his sternum. Kennedy gets up and slowly guides Mysterio to his feet and then lands a boot to the gut of Mysterio. Rey grabs his gut and slightly bends over. Kennedy grabs the head of Rey and then plants him with a DDT. Mr. Kennedy floats over and covers Mysterio for a count of two. Kennedy up to his feet and he picks up Mysterio to his feet. Mysterio has a pained look on his face as Kennedy sends Mysterio into the corner. Kennedy charges into the turnbuckle that Rey Mysterio is in, looking for a clothesline but Mysterio moves out of the way at the last moment. Kennedy crashes into the turnbuckle and Mysterio is on the canvas. Mysterio reaches up and grabs the tights of Kennedy getting Mr. Kennedy into a school boy. Kennedy just gets his shoulder up at a count of two and Mysterio hops to his feet and lands a quick boot to the leg of Kennedy. Mysterio with another kick to the leg of Mr. Kennedy and then Rey locks in a twisting leg lock. Kennedy shouts out in pain as Mysterio stands up and puts on the twisting leg lock once more. Kennedy is in much pain as Mysterio stands up and goes for a third twisting leg lock but this time Kennedy gets his other leg up and kicks Mysterio off, showing Mr. Kennedy’s leg strength. Mysterio flies across the ring and Kennedy slowly gets to his feet. Kennedy is up as Mysterio starts to get to his feet. Mysterio is on his knees as Kennedy charges at Mysterio and lands a knee to the face of Rey Mysterio. Mysterio falls to the mat as Kennedy covers Rey. Mysterio kicks out at two and Kennedy gets up and tries to think of his next move. Mysterio slowly tries to get up, this time using the ropes. Kennedy charges at Mysterio but Rey pulls the top rope down and Kennedy tumbles to the outside. Mysterio stands up and sees Kennedy on the outside still on the ground. Mysterio puts his hand up in the air to get a crowd reaction and the fans cheer for Mysterio. Mysterio runs to the ropes, bounces off of the ropes and runs at the other set of ropes. Mysterio jumps onto the top ring rope and then flips over to a now standing Mr. Kennedy. Mysterio lands on Kennedy and both men crash to the ground. Mysterio is the first to his feet as the crowd gives a huge pop for Mysterio and the daredevil move he just pulled off. Mysterio slowly picks up Mr. Kennedy and rolls him into the ring. Mysterio slides into the ring himself and covers Kennedy but only gets a two count before Kennedy gets his right shoulder up.

Mysterio can’t believe it as he slowly gets to his feet. Mysterio is up to his feet and he bends over to pick up Mr. Kennedy but Kennedy grabs the mask of Rey and pulls him down into an inside cradle. Rey kicks out at a count of two and Kennedy lays on the mat trying to catch his breath. Mysterio uses this time to get to his feet and go over to the turnbuckle. Mysterio climbs to the top turnbuckle and is perched up there waiting for a hurt Mr. Kennedy to get to his feet. Kennedy slowly makes it up to one knee and then he is fully standing but gets knocked right back down as Mysterio comes off with the top with a splash. Mysterio hooks the leg but Mr. Kennedy kicks out at a count of two. Mysterio back to his feet and Kennedy is guided to his feet by Rey. Rey tries to send Kennedy into the ropes but Kennedy reverses it and Irish Whips Mysterio into the ropes. Rey comes off the ropes and gets in a wheelbarrow position. Mysterio plants his hands on the canvas and then bounces up and locks Kennedy’s head in a bulldog and plants him onto the mat. Mysterio flips Kennedy over, looking for the three-count but Kennedy kicks out at a count of two. Mysterio is back to his feet and he lands a leg drop onto Kennedy’s neck. Mysterio tries yet another cover, seemingly getting desperate but only gets a two count. Kennedy slowly gets to his feet as Mysterio backs off. Kennedy is to his feet, albeit some help from the ring ropes. Mysterio scoots over to Kennedy as Kennedy comes at Mysterio. Mysterio thinks that Kennedy is coming and tries a dropkick but Mr. Kennedy holds onto the ropes and Mysterio falls to the canvas below. Kennedy drops on top of Mysterio in a pinning position but only gets two. Kennedy gets to his feet and it looks like he has found his second wind. Kennedy is on the offensive now and he goes after Mysterio, who is still on the ground. Kennedy picks Mysterio up and hooks his head and then Mysterio’s tights. Kennedy picks Rey up for a suplex but Mysterio slides out the back and lands on his feet. Mysterio with a dropkick to the small of Mr. Kennedy’s back and Kennedy flies to the ropes with his head landing on the middle rope in prime position for the 619. Mysterio calls for it and bounces off the ropes. Mysterio flies off the ropes and reaches the other set of ropes. Mysterio grabs the top rope and the middle rope and then swings his legs in between the middle and top ropes. Mysterio kicks Kennedy in the face with both of his legs as Kennedy flies into the ring. Mysterio is on the apron and he stands up. Rey is now yelling at Kennedy to get up and Kennedy slowly does. Mysterio slingshots onto the top ring rope and tries a West Coast Pop but Mr. Kennedy holds onto Mysterio and power bombs him to the canvas. Mr. Kennedy pins Mysterio but only gets a two count.

Kennedy gets to his feet and then picks up a lifeless Rey Mysterio. Kennedy sends Mysterio into the ropes and then lands a power slam. Kennedy floats over and pins Mysterio. Rey kicks out at two and Mr. Kennedy cannot believe it. Kennedy gets to his feet and tries for the Mic Check but Mysterio battles out of it with some elbow strikes. Mysterio breaks the hold and hops onto Kennedy’s shoulder. Mysterio takes Kennedy over with a hurricnaranna into a pin attempt. Kennedy just gets his shoulder up at a count of two. Mysterio gets to his feet and Kennedy is up and Mr. Kennedy lands a clothesline that knocks Mysterio for a 360 loop. Kennedy picks Mysterio up and lands a forward Russian leg sweep. Kennedy goes for the cover but only gets a two count. Mysterio slowly tries to get to his feet but Kennedy is up first and drags Mysterio to his feet. Kennedy sends Mysterio into the turnbuckle. Kennedy goes for a clothesline that he lands and Mysterio falls to the canvas. Kennedy climbs to the top rope and looks to be going for the Kenton Bomb but Mysterio is getting to his feet. Before Kennedy can react, Mysterio hit’s the top rope and Kennedy falls onto the top turnbuckle racking himself in the process. Mysterio climbs the turnbuckle and locks Kennedy is a front chancery. Mysterio tries to come off with a Tornado DDT, a move that he has not used since his ECW days but Kennedy punches him in the gut and then tosses him off the ropes. Kennedy hops off the turnbuckle and picks Mysterio up. Kennedy gets Mysterio in position and lands the Mic Check for the three count.

Joey: What a match we just saw.

Taz: yea and with Mr. Kennedy getting the victory he is looking like he is unstoppable and in line for a title shot against whoever wins the Hell in a Cell match tonight.

Joey: Sure does, Taz. But now I hear that our highest paid superstar in EWA has a few words for us tonight. We now send it back to MVP.

The screen shifts to the back where we see MVP standing in his locker room that has a leather coach, a built-in waterfall, posters of MVP with the WWE United States Championship and many other expensive things.

MVP: That’s right Joey, I have a few things to say and they pertain to the punk, Chris Jericho. You see Jericho, last week you interrupted my VIP Lounge and attacked me.

MVP holds his ribs and coughs as he is selling his injuries.

MVP: Now, Jericho as we all know that I am simply better than you and tonight I prove that fact. Tonight the man that is half man half amazing has a big surprise for you. Tonight, I guarantee that you will not win the EWA World Heavyweight Championship because Big Things Poppin and Little Things Stoppin.

MVP does his Ballin’ taunt as the cameras comes back to the arena as “Bodie’s” plays over the sound system and the crowd goes wild.

Paul Heyman comes out to the ring in his traditional full-length black leather trench coat and his EWA ball cap with his ponytail coming out of the back. Heyman struts to the ring and then sits on the apron and then climbs into the ring. Heyman gets in the ring and bows on each four sides of the ring. Heyman then reaches into his pocket and grabs a microphone as the crowd dies down.

Heyman: Thank you all for coming to Extreme Wrestling Alliance’s first Pay Per View, Determination. It is because of you, the fans, that I decided to come back into the wrestling business. Tonight is the night that I have been waiting for since 2001 and it feels good as hell to be back on Pay Per View. Now onto some serious business. The EWA roster is going to be growing in the next couple of weeks. Also I am opening a developmental territory for upcoming athletes to earn their stripes. Shows will be posted on the EWA website that is currently going under developmental by our own, Joey Styles. That is all and once again, I thank you.

Heyman drops the microphone and then bows to the crowd and then exit’s the ring to chants of “ECW” and “Thank You, Heyman”

Joey: Wow, new talent in EWA and a developmental territory.

Taz: That is awesome news. I can’t wait to see who Paul Heyman is going to bring into the mix here in EWA.

A video package airs for Rob Van Dam. It shows some of his career highlights and then Rob is shown at the end posing for the title and feeling around the Hell in a Cell cage.

 

[Toddy]

Here is the poster

 

[Qwake]

Great PPV so far man, I assume you have more to come so I will not give a proper review just now I will wait for the rest...Rey Vs Kennedy was a great match, they are my fav superstars in wwe right now I think (rey is my fav ever) so I enjoyed that match and also the tag turmoil thing was quite good. I was really shocked to see LAX win, I will read part 2 whenits up

 

[comicgeekelly]

Elimination tag match- This was a very good match. I don't know why, but to me it was kind of predictable that LAX would win. The debut of Konnan was interesting. Out of what you posted so far this is the best match.

Kennedy vs. Mysterio- This was a very detailed match. I liked it. The ending of the match felt sudden, which I am always a fan of because it gives a sence of realism to the match.

I'll review your show as you keep posing it. Good job so far.

 

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Lillian: The following is a one fall match-up. Introducing first Jay Lethal.

Lethal’s music hits to a lot of heat as he makes his way to the ring. He walks out and makes fun of some of the fans until he reaches the ring. He gets in the ring and then prepares for his match.

Lillian: And his opponent, from the Isle of Samoa, The Samoa Submission Machine, Samoa Joe.

“Isle of Samoaâ€￾ plays as Samoa Joe comes out with a serious look on his face. He is wearing red and black tights and his white towel around his neck. He makes his way to the ring and steps inside.

Match starts with both men circling each other in the middle of the ring. Joe locks up with Lethal and they have a struggle for position until Jay Lethal backs away with a smug look on his face as he raises his hands in the air and waves them like he is going to leave as he backs up to the ropes and puts his leg between the middle rope and then ducks his head underneath the middle rope. Lethal puts his foot on the apron and then steps with his other leg through the middle rope and then stands up on the apron. Lethal jumps onto the ringside area as the referee begins his ten count. The referee gets to 5 and Lethal makes to the middle of the entranceway before Samoa Joe steps out of the ring. Lethal sees Samoa coming out of the ring. Samoa Joe jumps off of the apron and then runs after Jay Lethal. Lethal tries to get out of dodge but Joe catches up to him and throws Jay Lethal into the guard rail back first. Joe picks Lethal up and punches him in the jaw with his right hand. Joe lands another right hand and Lethal backs up down the aisle some more. Lethal is near the apron and Joe nails him with one more hard right hand that knocks Lethal down to the ground. Joe slides into the ring, to break up the ten count, only to roll back out the ring to get some more of Jay Lethal. He picks Jay up and sends him into the guard rail once more Lethal’s back hits against the steel. Lethal has a look of pain on his face as Lethal charges in at Jay as Lethal slowly gets to his feet. Joe clotheslines Jay over the barricade and into the fans. Lethal gets up and looks around and sees all the fans and gets a “o, shitâ€￾ look on his face. Joe hammers Lethal with a hard right hand followed by another right hand. Lethal head swings around and as his head whips back around Joe lands another hard closed fist punch. The referee is now out of the ring and has climbed over the guard rail. He is yelling at Joe to get back in the ring as Joe is pounding Lethal’s face in with his fists. The referee grabs at Joe to yank him off as the fans let out a boo directed at the referee. Samoa Joe puts his hands in the air signaling that he will back off as the referee climbs over the barricade and back to the ringside area. The ref yells at Joe to get back in the ring as Samoa Joe is climbing over the barricade. As Joe is sitting on the steel guard rail about to put his other leg over, Jay Lethal hops to his feet and grabs the guard rail. He picks up on the guard rail and racks Samoa Joe as the crowd Ohhhs for Joe who is in serious pain as he just falls over into the arena floor. Lethal hops over the railing and then picks up a hurting Samoa Joe and slides him into the ring. Lethal follows Joe into the ring and goes for a pin. Joe just barely kicks out at a count of two. Lethal gets to his feet and tries to shake the cobwebs out of his head from all the earlier closed fist punches that Samoa Joe threw at him. Lethal finally gets the cobwebs cleared as Samoa Joe slowly starts to get up. Lethal sees this and scoots over to Joe. Lethal helps Joe to his feet and then lands a knee to the gut. Joe exhales deeply as Lethal lands another devastating knee to the gut. Joe is now hunched over and Lethal uses this opportunity to grab the head of Joe and drop him with a DDT. Lethal floats over and gets in a pinning predicament. Joe just gets his shoulder out at two as Lethal hops to his feet and goes in for the kill looking to end this match early. Lethal picks up Joe and hip tosses him. Lethal then does a cartwheel and dropkicks a now sitting Samoa Joe back to the canvas. Lethal hops on top of Joe looking for a three count but he only gets a two count. Lethal gets back to his feet and tries to pick Joe up and is successful. Lethal grabs Samoa Joe by the shoulder and whips him into the ropes. Joe bounces off the ropes and ducks a clothesline attempt by Jay Lethal. Samoa Joe bounces off of the other set of ropes and nails Lethal with a clothesline of his own. Lethal falls to the mat as Joe falls on top of him in a pinning predicament. The referee gets in position and makes a two count before Lethal gets his shoulder off the mat. Joe slowly gets his way to his feet as Lethal slowly slides over to the ring ropes for some added assistance getting up. Joe gets to his feet as Lethal is up as well. Lethal gets a burst of energy and charges at Samoa Joe. Joe counters with a one-arm side slam into a cover. Lethal gets his shoulder up at a count of two. Joe gets up with a look of disbelief on his face as Lethal is in pain trying to get to his feet while holding his back. Lethal is all the way up as Samoa Joe goes over to him and scoop slams him and then pins him. The referee hits his hand to the mat twice before Lethal gets his right shoulder barely off of the canvas as the referee’s hand stops three inches from the mat. Joe gets to his feet and turns Lethal over so that Jay is on his stomach. Joe grabs the back of Lethal and then comes down with a knee to the back of Jay Lethal. Joe follows this up with another knee to the back. It is now obvious that Joe’s game plan is to work on the back of Jay Lethal as Joe comes down with yet another knee drop to the lower back of Jay Lethal. Joe is now finished with his knee dropping adventure and looks to bigger moves as he goes down to the legs of Jay Lethal and hooks them into a Boston crab. Lethal yells out in pain as Samoa Joe locks in the hold. Joe cranks back on the Boston crab as Jay tries to crawl to the ropes. Jay just can’t make it to the ropes so he changes his tactics and tries to push himself up. He is unsuccessful at this and he again tries to go to the ropes. He slowly inches his way to the ropes and then he just gets his arm on the bottom rope and latches on for dear life. The referee calls for the break and Joe doesn’t break the hold. The referee gives his five count and Joe breaks the Boston crab at a count of four. Joe gets back to his feet and kicks Jay Lethal in the small of the back three times in succession. Lethal screams out in pain and clutches at his lower back as Samoa Joe looks at his back like a shark that smells blood in the water. Joe guides Lethal to his feet from the back and then lands an atomic drop. Lethal facial expression is all pain as the move jars his back and spinal cord. Lethal turns around and gets nailed with a hard clothesline from Samoa Joe. Joe hops on top of Lethal and gets a two count before Lethal gets his shoulder off of the mat. Joe is getting up to his feet as Lethal is still laid out on the canvas as Joe is now fully vertical. Joe walks over to Lethal and bends down to pick him up and gets Jay to a vertical base. Joe grabs the shoulder of Lethal and sends him into the corner. Joe charges in looking for a clothesline but Lethal moves out of the way. Joe’s chest hits the turnbuckle pretty hard as Lethal is on the mat trying to catch his breathe. Lethal uses the ropes to get to his feet and he does just as Joe has caught his breathe. Joe comes at Lethal but Jay ducks down and grabs the top rope and Samoa Joe flies over the top rope and onto the floor outside of the ring. Jay gets to his feet on the inside of the ring and grabs the top rope with both of his hands. Jay pulls back on the top rope and then comes forward, jumping over the top rope and onto a now standing Samoa Joe. Lethal gets up and gets a small pop that he instantly turns into heat by doing the “up your’sâ€￾ taunt to the crowd. Lethal rolls back into the ring to break up the count only to roll right back out to inflict more punishment onto Samoa Joe. Lethal picks up the “Samoan Submission Machineâ€￾ and Irish whips him into the steel steps shoulder first. Lethal runs at Joe and then lands a devastating low dropkick to the head of Samoa Joe that sends Joe’s head into the steel steps. Lethal picks up the lifeless body of Joe and rolls him into the ring. Lethal comes into the ring and pins Joe but only gets a two count.

Lethal slowly gets to his feet still clutching his back as Joe is making it to his feet at about the same pace as Lethal. Both men get to their feet at the same time and both try a dropkick and both miss and land on the canvas. The referee begins his ten count and makes it to eight before Samoa Joe is the first to his feet. Joe gets up and guides Lethal to his feet. Lethal breaks away from Joe and lands a dropsault. Lethal quickly gets up and hops on top of Joe looking for the three count. Joe just gets his foot on the bottom rope just before the referee’s hand comes down for the three count. Lethal gets up with a pissed off look on his face and calls for the Lethal Combination. Lethal sets Joe up for the move but Joe fights his way out of it. Joe breaks the hold fully and runs at the ropes, bounces off them and comes off onto Lethal with a flying forearm. Joe gets to his feet and he is hyped up playing to the crowd. Joe calls for the muscle buster and picks Lethal up for the Muscle Buster but he is to close to the ropes and Joe hit’s the ropes which loosens his grip on Lethal who is on Joe’s shoulders. Lethal slides out and lands on the apron on the outside of the ring. Samoa Joe turns around to go after Lethal but Jay grabs the head of Joe and then jumps down to the arena floor thus ringing Samoa Joe’s neck on the top ring rope. Lethal hops back onto the ring apron as Samoa Joe is stunned. Jay grabs hold of the top rope with both hands and then pulls back and hops onto the top ring rope and tries to come off with a dropkick to Joe but Samoa Joe moves out of the way and the referee eats the boot of Jay Lethal. Samoa Joe quickly goes over to Lethal and lands a few kicks to the head of Lethal before picking him up for a muscle buster. Out of nowhere the same masked man that came out last week and attacked Samoa Joe makes his way down the ring and he has the same lead pipe in his hand. He slides into the ring as Joe is spinning Jay Lethal around looking to plant him with the muscle buster. The masked man sneaks up behind Joe and nails him in the knee with the lead pipe and Joe goes down in a heap. The masked man helps Lethal get Samoa Joe to his feet as Lethal locks in the Lethal combination and nails it. The masked man wakes the referee up and sees that Lethal has Samoa Joe’s leg hooked and then the referee counts to three and Jay Lethal gets the win. Jay Lethal hops off top of Samoa Joe and goes over to Lillian Garcia and gets a microphone from her.

Lethal: So, for everyone that thought Joe was going to kill me, look at your precious Samoan Submission Machine. Looks like you can call me water cause I just rusted him out. Samoa Joe’s knee is busted and I can think only one man and myself of course. You see, the masked man that has helped me defeat the pathetic lump that is Samoa Joe is none other than…

The masked man begins to take his mask off and we see a shot of his back and a bald head.

Lethal: “The Fallen Angelâ€￾ Christopher Dainels.

The masked man fully takes his mask off and it is revealed to be Christopher Dainels just as Lethal said so. Dainels grabs the microphone from Lethal and begins to speak.

Dainels: So Joe, guess who’s what. I’m back and me and Jay are coming for your ass, that is if you can even walk after I busted your knee with our little friend.

Dainels holds the lead pipe in the air as Lethal and him exit the ring and go to the back area.

Styles: What an awesome match, Taz. I just cannot believe that Christopher Dainels screwed Samoa Joe out of that match.

Joe: Trust me Joey, that was a dumb move by Jay and Christopher. Now they will reap the consequences of their actions.

Styles: Well Taz, let’s go backstage as I hear Santino Marella is in the back causing a disturbance.

The screen cuts to the backstage area as Santino Marella is in the back with a corded microphone and he is at the door of the dressing room of CM Punk and Frankie Kazarian. Santino knocks on the door and Josh Mathews answers the door.

Santino: Why hello-a Josha Mathews. I needa speak to the losers, CM Pounk and Frankie Kaazaarian.

Josh: Well, Punk is just getting out of the shower but Kaz is chilling on the couch.

Santino: Well, let mea come in and talk to the two losers.

Josh: No, I don’t think you should come in Santino.

Santino grabs the shoulder of Josh Mathews and pushes him to the side and makes his way into the locker room.

Santino: So Kaazaarian, tonight you and your partner were not the weiners but the losers. How does it feel to be the first loser ever at a EWA pay-per-santino.

Kaz: Look Santino, I really don’t want to talk about. Just leave man.

Santino: I would but I have to talk to the other loser, the CM Pounk.

Kaz: Look, CM is in the shower. Just get out man.

Santino: No. You see I ama Santino Marella. The Italian Stalian. I will do as I please.

Kaz raises up and grabs the steel chair that he was sitting on and comes after Santino as he backs off.

Santino: And now I feel likea leaving.

Santino runs out of the locker room and then steps to the side of the door and looks at the camera with the microphone to his mouth.

Santino: Until next time this is Santino Marella.

A video airs in the same way of the one earlier for Rob Van Dam. Chris Jericho is the feature of this video and it shows him winning the undisputed World title at Vengeance. Jericho is then shown winning his qualifying match against Santino Marella and then some footage of him locking in his Walls of Jericho onto many different opponents and it ends with all of them tapping out and then a shot of Jericho holding both World title belts up in the air.

The cameras head backstage as we see Ric Flair sitting on a leather couch in a Armanie suit. He has two ladies on his side and then we see Randy Orton. Mark and Jay are standing on their feet in their ring gear with their EWA World Tag Team Championships around their waist.

Flair: Ladies, Ladies, Ladies. Are you enjoying Space Mountain?

Ladies: You know we are Nature Boy.

Flair: Woooo.

Flair starts to get up.

Flair: But ladies you must excuse me as I have to go down to the ring and make sure that The Briscoe’s hold onto those lovely gold straps. So Space Mountain is on hold.

The girls let out a groan and try to pull Flair back to the couch.

Flairs: Ladies, it’s just for now. Boys, let’s go.

The Briscoe’s follow Ric Flair out of the locker room but not before stopping and gawking at the females.

Flair: Mark, Jay come on. When it’s playtime then we play but when its ass-whopping time, we whoop ass.

The screen goes back to Joey Styles and Taz.

Styles: Looks like Ric Flair has the Briscoe Brothers ready to go for their EWA World Tag Team Championship title match tonight.

Taz: Looks like Flair wants the Briscoe to hold onto their titles and then have Randy Orton win the EWA World Title later tonight.

Lillian: The following match is for the Extreme Wrestling Alliance World Tag Team Championship. Introducing first from Detroit, Michigan, The Murder City Machine Guns.

“1967â€￾ plays as the place goes wild for the MCMG’s. Chris Sabin is the first one out followed by Alex Shelly. Sabin makes his finger gun gestures as Shelly is making his Generation Next gesture. Both men make it to the ring and then hop onto the middle turnbuckle and make their Detroit gesture.

Lillian: And their opponents, from Southern Delaware, representing the Four Horseman, they are the EWA World Tag Team Champions, the team of Mark and Jay Briscoe, the Briscoe Brothers.

The running horses are heard running as Ric Flair comes out in his suit with his four fingers in the air. The crowd gives them their normal mixed reaction as the Briscoe’s come out behind Flair with their EWA Tag belts wrapped around their waist as they make their way to the ring with their four fingers in the air. They make their way to the ring and climb into it as Flair stays on the outside.

The match starts with all four men in the ring as the referee tells one member of each team to get onto the apron and wait for a tag to get in the match. Mark and Alex go to the outside, so the match starts with Jay Briscoe and Chris Sabin. Both men circle each other before meeting in the center of the ring and locking up. Sabin slides behind Jay Briscoe and locks in a hammerlock. Jay screams out in pain but then slaps Sabin on the shoulder and performs a standing switch. Jay locks in a hammerlock as Sabin screams out in pain. Jay wrenches in the hammerlock and then switches to a wristlock. Sabin runs to the corner and hops onto the middle turnbuckle and comes off with a roll that breaks the wristlock and sends Jay across the ring. Jay quickly hops to his feet and charges at Sabin but Chris reverses it with a hip lock. Jay sits up and Chris lands a short dropkick to the face of Jay Briscoe. Jay falls back to the canvas as Sabin hops on top of Jay and gets a two count before the shoulder of Jay gets off the canvas. Sabin gets to his face as Jay follows him to his feet. Both men lock up in the middle of the squared circle as Sabin gets the advantage and lands a knee to the gut of Jay Briscoe. Briscoe doubles over and Sabin places his arm over the neck of Jay and hooks Jay’s head. Sabin picks Briscoe up and suplexes him over to the canvas. Sabin floats over into a pinning position and only gets a two count. Sabin quickly gets to his feet and backs into his corner. Sabin tries to catch his breathe as he tags in his tag team partner, Alex Shelly. Shelly comes into the ring and charges at Jay Briscoe and lands a clothesline that knocks Jay back to the ground. Shelly plays to the crowd a little bit and then goes over to Jay Briscoe and picks him up. Shelly lands a snap suplex into a bridge that gets him a two count. Shelly slowly gets to his feet as Jay is still on the canvas. Shelly is now fully up and begins to walk over to the turnbuckle and then he climbs the top turnbuckle. Jay Briscoe is slowly getting to his feet but is still woozy. Shelly stands up on the top rope and waits for Jay to get fully to his feet. Shelly comes off the top rope with a missile dropkick that knocks Jay Briscoe back to the canvas. Shelly hops on top of Jay Briscoe but only gets a two count before Jay just sneaks his shoulder off of the canvas. Shelly hops to his feet and then guides Jay to his feet. Shelly grabs the head of Jay Briscoe and then jumps straight up into the air and lands a beautiful standing missile dropkick. Shelly hops on top of Jay Briscoe and gets a two count before the right shoulder of Jay gets off the canvas. Shelly hops to his feet and then goes to his corner and tags in Chris Sabin. Sabin comes into the ring and lands a leg drop onto Jay Briscoe. Sabin locks in a chin lock and lays flat on his stomach as he modifies it into a side headlock. Jay’s head starts to droop as the referee gets on the mat to check on Jay. The referee grasps the hand of Jay and lifts his arm into the air. Jay’s arm falls to the mat once and then the referee grasps his hand once more and lets it drop. Jay’s arm falls to the mat and then the referee grabs the hand of Jay and looks for it to fall once more thus ending the match. However, Jay’s hand does not fall a last time as he just keeps it from hitting the canvas. Jay gets a look of adrenaline on his face as he battles to one knee. Jay makes it up to two knee and then eventually gets up to a vertical base. Jay lands a few elbows to the gut of Sabin that breaks the side headlock and then Jay bounces off the ropes and leaps into the air landing a flying cross body that sends Sabin to the ground. Jay lands on top of Sabin and covers him. Jay gets a two count before Sabin kicks out. Jay now has his second wind and makes it to his feet. Jay goes over to his corner and tags in his brother, Mark Briscoe.

Mark comes into the ring and goes after Chris Sabin who is still on the ground. Mark lands a knee drop to the neck of Sabin and then lands another knee drop to the back of the neck. Mark gets to his feet and helps guide Sabin up. Mark locks in a side headlock and wrenches it in. Sabin moves his arm to the back of Mark and sends him into the ropes. As Sabin comes off the ropes Mark lands a dropkick that is perfectly timed to the jaw of Chris Sabin. Mark gets up and kicks Sabin in the head and then pulls him near the top rope. Mark begins to climb the top rope and then stands on the top rope messing with the crowd. Mark comes off the top with a shooting star press but Sabin rolls out of the way at the last moment and Mark eats the canvas. Sabin rolls over some more and gets to his corner where Shelly bends over the top rope and tags himself into the match. Shelly comes into the ring and goes after Mark Briscoe who is on the canvas still. Shelly goes over and locks in an arm bar. Mark screams out in pain as Shelly locks in the arm bar. Mark slowly slides his way to the bottom ring rope and makes it to it. The referee calls for the break and he receives it at a count of four. Mark rolls out of the ring as Shelly gets to his feet on the inside. Ric Flair comes over to Mark and Jay hops off the ring apron and huddles with his fellow Horseman stable mates. Shelly sees the huddle and runs at the opposite set of ropes and bounces off of them. Shelly gets to the near set of ring ropes and then leaps over top of them, performing a corkscrew in the middle of the air, and then lands on the Horseman huddle. The fans go absolutely wild as Chris Sabin gets into the ring. Sabin calls to the fans and then bounces off the far set of ring ropes. When Sabin gets to the near set of ring ropes, he hops onto the top ring rope and then turns around, showing an amazing sense of balance. Sabin then leaps backwards and performs an Asai moonsault onto all of the men that were standing on the outside. The crowd is chanting “Holy Shitâ€￾ and “EWAâ€￾ as Sabin is the first man to his feet. The referee is up to six as Sabin rolls Mark Briscoe into the ring. Sabin grabs Shelly and rolls him back into the ring and Shelly just gets his arm over a lifeless Mark Briscoe. The referee gets his hand onto the mat twice before Jay Briscoe pulls the referee out of the ring and throws him into the steel guard rail. He picks the referee up and nails the J-Driver. Jay slides into the ring and attacks Sabin with a clothesline. Sabin falls to the mat as the bell rings. All the wrestlers look around to see why the bell was rung. The timekeeper points to the referee who is still on the ground but is pointing at the timekeeper.

Lillian Garcia goes over to the referee and talks to him and then begins to speak on her microphone.

Lillian: Your winners by disqualification, The Murder City Machine Guns. But as you all know a championship cannot change hands on a count out or disqualification. So, still EWA World Tag Team Championships, The Briscoe Brothers.

Ric Flair goes over to Mark and Jay and pick them up and help to them the back after he has grabbed the EWA World Tag Team belts. Back in the ring, Chris Sabin and Alex Shelly are raising hell to the referee. They yell at him and can be heard asking why he DQ’ed The Briscoes. The referee responds with “I had to do what I had to doâ€￾

 

[Headfirst For Hardcore]

Tag Team Opener - I thought this was a nice opener, I'm not too big of a fan of the teaming of Punk and Kazarian, but the thing with Josh Matthews sounds OK. The rest of the teams there got their chance, and it was good seeing LAX winning and getting the title shots.

Joe Promo - I really liked this promo, it captured Joe's intensity well, even if it was a little short.

Kennedy vs Mysterio - There were some spots I couldn't really picture, but it was another good match. I didn't really seeing the build to it on previous shows though, if there was I don't remember it.

MVP Promo - Short, but still good getting MVP over with his match with Chris Jericho.

Jay Lethal vs Joe - That was a very good match, what I was expecting knowing who was in the match. It started off as a brawl, which was pretty surprising knowing that they are God-good mat wrestlers. The end was pretty surprising with Chris Daniels coming back and helping Lethal. The alliance between them should be interesting.

Santino/Matthews Backstage - This came off as a little odd to me, it really didn't serve a purpose with Santino asking to see Punk. And it lacked the Santino comedic thing.

MCMG vs the Briscoes - MAN UP! Yeah, this was a really good match, and anytime those 4 get in the ring it's amazing. There was some Ric interference, but it wasn't that major. I liked how this match flowed, it made sense. But the DQ was kinda disappointing, I wanted to see the match run whole. But you probably will have a rematch, which I'm hoping.

I'll review the rest when it's up.

 

[comicgeekelly]

Joe vs. Lethal- This was a great match. I didn't expect the match to end that way. As of now this is the best match in the show.

MCMG vs. Briscoes- Good match, but I was disapointed by the end of the match. Good way to continue the feud without having the Briscoes drop the belts.

 

[edgehead09]

We see a video package of the Hardy Boys and their journey to where they are at now. It ends with them on top of the cell structure looking down.

Edge is seen walking down a hallway in his wrestling gear with Lita on his side. Edge makes a left and then turns into a door marked Mr. Kennedy. Edge steps into the locker room an d Mr. Kennedy is in some casual clothes after his long fought match with Rey Mysterio.

Kennedy: Who do you think you are? Coming into my dressing room after you cost me that qualifying match last week.

Edge: Look, I am sorry about that but if you care to listen, I have another proposition for you. You see tonight I have the chance to once again start the Rated-R era and win the EWA World Heavyweight Championship. Now if you were to help me win this little match then I promise you that you are the number one contender.

Kennedy: Why should I trust you? Last week you told me that if I scratched your back you would scratch mine but instead I get stabbed in the back when you spear the hell out of me and then bail.

Edge: Look man, that was an accident. I have tried to tell you that. Look, if you do me this one favor than I promise you that I will give you a shot at the World title.

Kennedy: I will think about it. But just know that you better not screw with Mr. Kennnnnnnneddddddddyyyyyy

Edge turns to leave with Lita on his side.

Kennedy:…Kennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddddddy

A video package runs for Edge and then Orton hyping up their careers.

Lillian: The following is for the EWA World Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first, from Cameron, North Carolina. “The Charismatic Enigma†Jeff Hardy.

Hardy comes out to the ring and the crowd goes wild for Jeff Hardy.

Lillian: And one of his opponents, from Cameron, North Carolina. Matt Hardy.

Matt comes out to the ring to a pop but not as loud as Jeff’s. Matt makes his way into the ring and slides into the ring and does his V-1 taunt.

Lillian: Introducing next, from Winnipeg, Canada. Chris Jericho.

Jericho comes down to the ring and then charges at the ring.

Lillian: Next out from Battle Creek, Michigan. RVD. Rob Van Dam.

RVD makes his way to the ring after his pyrotechnics go off. RVD comes to the ring and then waits for his oppponents.

Lillian: Next from Toronto, Canada. The Rated R Superstar, Edge.

Edge makes his way to the ring and the crowd boos as Edge comes out without Lita. Edge slowly gets down to the ring and then slides into it and humps the canvas.

Lillian: Introducing last from St. Louis, Missouri, representing The Four Horseman Randy Orton.

Orton makes his way to the ring as the fans give Randy his normal mixed reaction. Orton does his destiny pose and then comes down to the ring.

Taz: Well, it’s game time.

Joey: Let’s just sit back and enjoy.

The match starts with all six men in the ring and are staring at each other and then the EWA World Title belt that the referee is showing to each competitor. The referee goes over to the cell door and hands the belt to Lillian Garcia and then shuts the door. Another referee that is outside the ring locks the cell door and the inside referee calls for the bell. RVD is the first to make any move as he charges at Matt Hardy and lands a clothesline that knocks Matt to the ground. This is the spark to set up the whole entire match as Jeff Hardy punches Edge in the face and Jericho pairs off with Orton. Orton lands a few right hands and then another one. Orton goes for a third right hand but Jericho blocks it and lands a hard right hand of his own. Meanwhile RVD picks up Matt Hardy and lands a right hand and then a spinning heel kick. Edge and Jeff Hardy are fighting with Hardy in the driver’s seat. Jeff lands some hard right hands that have Edge leaning against the ropes. Jeff charges at Edge and clotheslines Edge over the top rope to the arena floor. RVD sees this and lands one last punch to Matt Hardy and then hops to the top rope. Rob Van Dam comes off the top rope with a front flip and lands on top of Jeff Hardy and Edge. Jericho and Orton are in the ring and are still punching back and forth until Jericho blocks a wild right hand from Orton and slides behind Orton. Chris lands a German suplex that has Randy land high and tight. Orton rolls out of the ring as Jericho hops onto the middle turnbuckle and then flies over the top rope and dropkicks Orton to the arena floor. Jericho gets up and plays to the crowd before getting slammed into the solid steel structure because of a baseball slide by Matt Hardy. Hardy slides outside of the ring and rolls Orton into the ring. Matt goes for a pin cover but only gets a one before Orton gets his shoulder up. Meanwhile, on the outside of the ring, RVD and Jeff Hardy are teaming up against Edge. RVD grabs the head of Edge and pushes it into the cell. Hardy then grabs the head of Edge and rubs his face into the steel. Hardy grabs Edge’s shoulder and whips him into the side of the cell with Edge’s back crashing against the cell. Hardy puts his hands into the air and goes to slap hands with RVD but Rob lands a kick to the gut of Jeff and then lands a spike DDT onto the floor. Matt is in the ring and he guides Orton to his feet. Matt lands a hard right hand as Chris Jericho gets up on the outside of the ring. Matt lands another hard right hand and then tries another one but it gets blocked by Orton. Randy tries a right hand but Matt ducks under it and gets behind Orton. Randy Orton turns around and Matt lands a side effect. Matt plays to the crowd and puts up his V-1 hand gesture. Matt pulls Orton near the ropes and then Matt hops onto the middle turnbuckle. Matt does his classic Hardy Boy taunt and is about to come off with a leg drop but Chris Jericho hops onto the apron and then pushes Matt off of the middle rope. Matt lands on top of Orton and the referee begins the three count but Chris Jericho breaks up the pin at two. Outside of the ring, RVD is fighting with Jeff and Rob sends Jeff into the steel steps. Jeff’s knees hit against the steps and Jeff flips over the steel steps. RVD charges at the steps and jumps on top of them and then dropkicks Jeff Hardy into the side of the cell. Jericho is in the ring and he attacks Matt Hardy with a suplex. Edge slowly slides into the ring as Orton is making his way to his feet. Edge charges at Orton looking for a spear but Orton moves out of the way and sends Edge into the steel turnbuckle post. Edge’s shoulder hit’s the steel and he falls to his knee with his body resting on the turnbuckle pad. Jericho gets to his feet and goes after Orton and lands a dropkick to the knee of Orton. Orton falls to the canvas as Rob Van Dam comes into the ring. RVD calls to Jericho to put Orton closer to the far set of ring ropes. Jericho obliges and RVD calls for the rolling thunder. RVD bounces off the set of ring ropes nearest to him and then flips on the ground and then goes to jump into the air but Jeff Hardy somehow got to the apron near Randy Orton and slingshots himself onto RVD as he is in mid-air with a dropkick. RVD falls to the mat and Jeff Hardy shoulders fall onto Orton. The referee begins to count the three count but Jericho and Matt Hardy break it up. Jeff Hardy hops to his feet and gets in the face of his brother, Matt Hardy. Jeff and Matt mouth off at each other. Matt and Jeff are about to go to blows before Jericho knocks Matt Hardy in the back with a forearm shot that sends Matt into Jeff. Jeff holds Matt up and then pushes him to the ground. Jeff grabs the legs of Matt Hardy and spreads them apart. Jeff hops into the air and comes down with a double leg drop to the lower abdomen of his brother. Edge is slowly getting to his feet as the referee gets on the apron to try to get away from some of the action because Randy Orton almost knocked his lights out with a hard right hand. Edge is back up as RVD is walking by the referee who is still on the apron. Edge charges at RVD looking for a spear but Rob jumps out of the ring and the referee gets the spear that sends him flying to the outside. The referee’s head bounces off of the cell and he goes down in a heap.

Back in the ring, Rob Van Dam school boys Edge but there is no ref to count the fall. Orton comes over to RVD and breaks up the pin even though there was no need. We know see some EMT’s come down to the ring and the outside referee unlocks the cell door. The EMT’s come in with the stretcher and the referee does a stretcher job. Jeff Hardy sees the door open and goes outside and grabs the lock on the cell door. Hardy takes the lock and throws it on top of the cell. Matt sees Jeff and goes after him on the outside. The brothers fight back and forth with hard right hands until Jeff lands a DDT onto the mat on the outside. RVD sees the Hardy Boys on the outside and bounces off the near set of ring ropes. RVD runs at the near set of ropes and then planchas over it onto the Hardy Boys who were standing near the cell door. Edge sees all of this and then charges at the near set of ropes and does a suicide dive through the middle rope onto both Hardys and Rob Van Dam. Jericho is up next in the onslaught of offense and he bounces off the middle turnbuckle and then over the top rope and onto all the men on the outside. Randy Orton is the only man inside of the ring and he starts to climb the turnbuckle. Orton gets to the top turnbuckle and does his destiny pose and then comes off with a flying cross body onto all of his opponents. The fans are cheering like crazy as Orton gets to his feet. Orton picks up Jericho and rolls him into the ring. The referee that was on the outside at the start of the match slides into the ring and counts to two before Jericho gets his shoulder off of the mat. Orton gets up and rolls to the outside. He reaches under the ring and pulls out a steel chair. Orton slides under the ring ropes and back into the ring. He stalks Jericho and then lands a devastating steel chair shot to the cranium of Chris Jericho. Jericho falls to the mat and comes back up with a gash in his head and he is bleeding profusely. Matt Hardy and Jeff are back up. They attack Edge and then send him into the cell structure. Matt then grabs the face of Edge and rubs it into the steel structure. Jeff hops onto the apron and Matt places Edge’s body against the steel cell walls as Jeff hops off the apron with a dropkick to the back off Edge’s head and Edge bounces off the cell wall. Jeff hits his head on the mat but seems to be ok. RVD gets to his feet and hops to the top turnbuckle and then comes off the top onto Randy Orton with a heel kick. Orton falls to the mat and RVD covers him but Jericho breaks the pin attempt up. The fans give a loud pop as we see that Matt Hardy has pulled out a ladder from under the ring that looks to be a twenty footer. Matt takes the ladder and takes it outside of the ring. Matt sets the ladder up and then Jeff grabs a table from underneath the ring and takes it outside. Jeff sets it up next to the ladder and then places Edge on top of it. Jeff begins to climb the ladder as Matt holds Edge down. Jeff climbs to the top and plays to the crowd. Jeff acts like he is going to Swanton Edge off of the ladder and then changes his mind. Jeff looks up and points to the top of the cell. Jeff gets an outstanding ovation and climbs to the top of the cell jumping off the ladder and grabbing the cell. Jeff gets on the top of the cell and then reaches for the ladder and pulls it to the top of the cell. Matt yells at Jeff asking him what he is doing. Jeff says “Taking Edge out.†Jeff directs Matt to fold the table up and give it to Jeff. Jeff goes over to the edge of the cell and grabs the table that Matt holds up vertically. Matt gives the table up and then Matt begins to climb the cell. Matt gets to the top of the cell and then Jeff kicks Matt. Jeff lands a DDT on the top of the cell and then places the table up. The table really is unsteady as it cannot get a firm base on the mesh that is the top of the cell. Jeff is now getting a crazy look in his face as he sets up the ladder. Jeff begins to climb after nailing his own brother, Matt, in the face with some hard punches to the face. Jeff is on top of the ladder after climbing rung aftr rung clearly hurting from the early action in the match. Jeff takes his shirt off and the girls in the crowd go crazy. Jeff looks down at his brother as Jeff is in the lights. Jeff then steps onto the very top of the ladder and leaps off with a Swanton Bomb from the top of the ladder that is on top of the cell. Matt just rolls out of the way as Jeff goes through the table. Matt is on the top of the cell as the fans boo. We see why as Montel Vontavious Porter has made his way out to the arena. MVP comes into the ring and goes after a bloody Chris Jericho. MVP lands a few right hands and then knocks Jericho out of the ring. MVP follows him out and whips him into the corner of the cell. MVP yells at Jericho and then charges in with his big boot to the head of Jericho that crashes Jericho’s head into the cell structure. Jericho falls down in a pool of his own blood as MVP picks Chris’ lifeless body up and sets him up for the playmaker. MVP nails the playmaker and then tosses Jericho into the cell structure.

Orton and RVD are in the ring and they lock up. RVD gets the advantage and he sends Orton into the ropes. Orton comes off the ropes and Rob Van Dam and RVD lands a spinning heel kick. Orton falls to the mat as Rob Van Dam hops on top of Orton and gets a two count. RVD hops to his feet as Orton slowly makes his way up. RVD goes to kick Orton in the gut but Randy catches RVD’s foot. RVD flips around and lands a mule kick to Orton. Edge is on the outside and he is starting to stir. Edge eventually gets to his feet and sneaks into the ring. Edge goes over to RVD and lands a suplex. Edge floats over and gets a pin attempt before Orton breaks up the hold. RVD slowly gets to his feet as Orton tells Edge to back off. Orton stalks RVD and then goes for the RKO but Rob Van Dam pushes Randy off of him and into Edge. Edge and Orton bump heads and Edge falls through the ropes and to the outside. RVD grabs Orton and back body slams. RVD hops up and jumps to the top rope and starts to go for the five-star frog splash. The lights go out and you can see RVD hop off of the top rope as the lights come back on. Inside the ring, we see Sabu and he has a steel chair. Sabu sets the steel chair up and then bounces off the rope and jumps onto the steel chair and then dropkicks RVD in the face. Sabu hops out of the ring as RVD follows him. Edge slowly crawls back into the ring and goes after a lifeless Randy Orton. Edge brought a steel chair in the ring with him and tries to cream Orton with it but Orton moves and Edge bangs the steel chair against the top ring rope and it bounces off into Edge’s face. Edge falls to the canvas as Orton slowly walks around Edge. Orton stalks Edge as Edge slowly makes it to feet. Orton hops into the air and tries a RKO but Edge reverses it by throwing Orton into the ropes. Meanwhile on top of the cage, Jeff is still lifeless as Matt gets back to his feet. Matt gets Jeff to his feet and goes for a Twist of Fate. Jeff somehow breaks off of it and pushes Matt off. Jeff charges at Matt and lands a clothesline. Matt rolls over to the edge of the cell and then places one leg down the cell. Matt slowly gets down the cell and he eventually scales down the cell side. Jeff goes over to the edge and sees Matt standing below him on the floor. Jeff is now standing near the edge and then calls to his fans. Rob Van Dam comes back and grabs Matt and throws him into the cell. RVD then grabs Matt once more and prepares to throw him into the cell structure but Jeff comes off the top of the cell with a whisper in the wind to both Matt and RVD. The fans are chanting “Holy Shit†and “This is awesome.†Edge and Orton are on the inside of the ring and the only men in the match still moving around. Edge goes after Orton and lands a clothesline. Edge guides Orton to his feet and then plants him with an Edgecator. Edge rolls Orton over and gets a two count before Orton kicks out. Edge slowly gets to his feet and backs into the corner. Orton slowly gets to his feet but he is still wobbly. Edge charges Orton and lands the spear. Edge covers Orton with a look of victory on his face but Orton just kicks out. Edge cannot believe it and hops up. Edge is having a temper tantrum in the middle of the ring until he sees Mr. Kennedy coming out to the ring. Kennedy comes out as Edge backs himself into the corner to get a better view of the action. Kennedy comes in and grabs the steel chair. Kennedy slowly waits for Orton to get to his feet. Orton slowly gets up as Edge hops to his feet breathing heavily. Edge is seen pointing at Orton telling Kennedy to hit Orton with the steel chair. Kennedy starts to swing the chair at Orton but turns the chair and nails Edge with it. Kennedy drops the steel chair and picks up a now bleeding Edge and lands the Mic Check onto Edge onto the steel chair. Kennedy flips Edge over and then pulls Orton over top of Edge and the referee counts for the three count.

After the match, The EWA World Tag Team Champions and Ric Flair make their way to the ring. Flair and The Briscoes get into the ring and help Orton to his feet. The referee hands the EWA World Title to Orton as The Briscoe Brothers and Ric Flair hug Orton. Kennedy walks over to him and then joins in on the hug. The five men are seen hands raised in the air with the championship titles and holding up the four Horseman sign.

 

[Qwake]

Nice little promo before the match and now for the main event...

The main event was an awesome match! Really crazy lol. I liked your choice of wrestlers in and enjoyed basically every part of it. I wanna what happens with Kennedy/Edge fued which should be good! A new Four Horsemen lol. Kennedy joins briscoes Orton and Flair, wooooooo...Great PPV and I will try to check out your next show. Age of Orton

Check out YTW if you want...

 

[The Rated R CMStar]

Opening Match: Good match, altough I did not enjoy that it was Cryme Tyme that pinned CM Punk nor that Tyme was eliminated via count out. The interference of Konnan could have been sold better.

Joe interview: I nice little interview, altough I felt it a little wash down. It could have been better, but it got its point across. Maybe you could have gone a little longer with the relationship of Joe and Lethal back in ROH.

Kennedy vs Rey: No short than a classic. I thought that styles would collide but you pull it off nicely, and it is nice too that Kennedy seems to be going to the title now.

MVP promo: Good until the final line. The catchpraze was badly used there.

Joe vs Lethal: I am reviewing as I read, and this match seems to be MOTN. It started up nicely showing how mad Joe was just kicking the ass of Lethal and punching him over and over. The interference was irritating as it ruined an amazing match but hey, there are heels! So good job.

Santino promo: It was really funny. I think the English mistakes with the names could have been better, but the rest was good, and really funny.

Flair promo: Amazing promo, and just the chance to do this backs up you having the 4 Horseman back together. Besides, it is getting a rub to The Briscoes.

Briscoes vs MCMG: Nice match, it has it nice moments, some things that happen I couldn't imagine them, but the rest was good. Altough with 2 interfences already, a DQ ending may not be such a good idea.

HIAC: Amazing contest. You had some usual HIAC spots, and classic spots for each superstar, like for example The Hardys using ladders and the crazy Swanton from Jeff, nice match and Randy winning was the wise thing to do.


AC: Damn, I must say it....this is feeling a lot like BTW. First PPV and the main event is a 6man Hell in a Cell? Lol, ring any bells? And now for your next PPV you will prob have Edge vs Kennedy? Lol, I am just messing with you.

Nice work with the PPV, it really was a nice read, with each match delivering, but I would have liked more clean endings.

 

[comicgeekelly]

HIAC- Wow, this was a great match. Definatly was the best match of the PPV. So many big spots mixed with the suprise ending made this match awesome. Overall good job.

 

[Switchy]

Opener: The match had me on the edge of my seat for one main reason: throughout the whole match (apart from the end) I had no idea who was going to win and overall the match was the ultimate package. You had the classic start between punk and JTG and throughout the match things just got better and better and LAX were probably the best choice for the win. 8/10

Joe promo: The style of the promo was executed perfectly with the way Joe was speaking it was as if it was a real promo but the end was kinda dumb when he walked out because JB asked him about his knee. 7/10

Rey/Kennedy: that was a typical rey Mysterio match and I like that because you are making the match as realistic as possible and you had him hurt someway through the match and you also had him use some bursts of offense like usual but I think you could've made the mic check better as in like making Kennedy dodge a springboard move and when Rey turns round, BAM! Mic Check RKO style but that's only minor so don't worry too much about that. 7.5/10

MVP promo: Not fully in character but it still "worked", could've been a bit more MVP-ish. 6/10

Heyman promo: The usual Thank You speech, explaining a few things at the same time and that was also only partially in character. 5/10

Joe/Lethal: you are using Lethal much better than I thought as a heel and you used Joe well as the angry face who wants revenge. You could've took a few more risks regarding their movesets as they were pretty much using just basic moves and you could think out of the box a bit for their next match if they have one because that match was great and with some of the moves those two are capable of doing the match has 5* potential. 9/10, nearly perfect and as for the finish I'm so glad it was Christohper Daniels who was the masked man and with him in the feud I reckon he is the perfect choice to escalate this feud to new heights.

Santino/Kaz: lol weiners, gotta love the accent, classic Santino stuff rubbing the loss in the face of Punk and Kaz

MCMG/Briscoes: Dream match of mine and I can't say it lived up to expectations but it was still a good match, it just could've been better. Gotta love the asai moonsault by Sabin and I hope you give these two teams even more matches because there is so many different things you can do with them but the finish was shit. 7/10, would've been an 8 if uit wasn't for the finish.

Kenndy/Edge promo - A little bit of a battle of the egos and it really got it's point across. Nothing else really to say about it.

ME: Could've been way better considering all the particpents and you didn't really use all 6 to the full potential but again, that's minor. Whisper in the Wind off the top = classic and with Orton winning it looks like you want the Horsemen to take over the whole company atm and with Kennedy in on things too it looks like it'll be a long time before the downfall. Btw if kennedy's in on it isn't that 5 horsemen? 9/10, amazing match but wasn't the "best".

Overall: Great show, great matches, great promos, great storylines. This BTB has got a great future ahead. That's all I have to say.

 

[Headfirst For Hardcore]

HIAC - Crazy match with so many spots. The ending was pretty surprising, and the Horsemen are ruling EWA. My favorite spot had to be the Jeff Hardy swanton off a ladder that was on top of the cell.

The Verdict - Great first PPV, it really showed all the good things in this BTB right now, and everything was done nicely. The only problem I thought was all the interference at the show, but it wasn't that major.