Dynamite vs. Nitro (and RAW, and SmackDown, and Impact)

[Comrade Khan]

I've probably exaggerated it as harder in my mind a lot in the last decade so me too

these things happen all the time no worries lmao

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Tonight's Dynamite is 265!

Nitro 265​

Nitro episode 265 took place from the Rod Laver Arena in Melbourne, Australia and aired on October 16, 2000.

• Mark Jindrak/Sean O'Haire beat the Boogie Knights to retain the WCW World Tag Team Titles (KroniK interfered)
• Team Canada (w/ Major Gunns) beat Misfits in Action (this four minute match needed a ref bump, a table bump, and Gunns failing to help her team's opponents again)
• The Filthy Animalz (w/ Tygress) beat Shane Douglas (w/ Torrie) by DQ
• Mike Awesome/Crowbar beat the Perfect Event (w/ Nash)
• Kwee Wee beat Johnny the Bull (off a monkey flip where Johnny broke his ankle)
• Booker T beat Shane Douglas (w/ Torrie) to retain the WCW World Heavyweight Title (after interference by Billy Kidman, Scott Steiner, Konnan, and Jeff Jarrett all of which cancelled each other out)
• Goldberg beat David Flair
• Scott Steiner beat Billy Kidman
• Jeff Jarrett beat Konnan (w/ Tygress) (Shane Douglas and Torrie attacked Tygress and Jarrett hit her with the guitar)
• Kevin Nash beat Sting in a Lumberjack match (ref bump, Jarrett uses his guitar)

RAW 265​

RAW episode 265 took place from the Frank Erwin Center in Austin, TX and aired on June 22, 1998. It was the go-home show for King of the Ring 1998.

• Ken Shamrock beat Mark Henry in a King of the Ring 1998 first round match
• X-Pac (w/ Chyna) beat Dustin Runnels
• Jeff Jarrett (w/ Tennessee Lee) beat Marc Mero (w/ Jacqueline) in a King of the Ring 1998 first round match
• Kane beat Road Dogg (w/ Billy Gunn)
• Edge beat Jose Estrada Jr. by count-out
• Dan Severn beat Owen Hart in a King of the Ring 1998 first round match
• The Rock beat Triple H (w/ Chyna) in a King of the Ring 1998 first round match
• Mankind beat Billy Gunn (w/ Chyna)

SmackDown 265​

SmackDown episode 265 took place from the Tulsa Convention Center in Tulsa, OK and aired on September 9, 2004.

• JBL (w/ Orlando) beat Charlie Haas (w/ Jackie)
• Rene Dupree/Kenzo Suzuki beat Billy Kidman/Paul London to win the WWE Tag Team Titles
• Rey Mysterio/Rob Van Dam/Hardcore Holly beat the Dudley Boyz
• Paul Heyman... beat??? Funaki (Heidenreich attacked Funaki before it even started and Heyman counted his own pin)
• Kurt Angle vs. Eddie Guerrero in a Lumberjack match ended in a no contest (Big Show attacked everyone)

NXT 265​

NXT episode 265 took place from Full Sail University and aired on April 22, 2015.

• Finn Balor beat Tye Dillinger
• Becky Lynch beat Charlotte and Bayley in an NXT Women's Championship #1 Contender's match
• Hideo Itami beat CJ Parker
• Rhino beat Jesus De Leon
• Kevin Owens beat Alex Riley

Impact 265​

Impact episode 265 took place from the Impact Zone and aired on July 23, 2009. It was the fallout show from Victory Road 2009.

• Homicide beat Samoa Joe (w/ Taz) by DQ to retain the TNA X Division Title (Joe DQ'd for kicking too much ass again)
• Kevin Nash (w/ Jenna) beat Amazing Red to retain the TNA Legends Title
• Booker T/Scott Steiner (w/ Sharmell) beat Mick Foley's Security to retain the TNA World Tag Team Titles
• Traci Brooks won a battle royal for $50,000 and membership of the Main Event Mafia (she was the ref of the match but she tossed the last women and declared herself the winner)
• The World Elite beat AJ Styles/Christopher Daniels/Robert Roode/James Storm/Eric Young (and this is where EY switches sides, using the allegedly banned piledriver on AJ, and reveals himself as head of the World Elite)
• Kurt Angle vs. Mick Foley in a Keys to Mick Foley's Office on a Pole match ended in a no contest (Main Event Mafia all attacked Foley, and the debuting Bobby Lashley made the save)

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

The fact that SD and Impact both had a Kurt Angle match ended in a no contest due to interference

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Last night's Dynamite was number 266

Nitro 266​

Nitro episode 266 took place from the Alltel Arena in North Little Rock, AR and aired on October 23, 2000. It was the go-home show for Halloween Havoc 2000.

• The Harris Brothers beat the Perfect Event
• KroniK beat 3 Count
• Goldberg beat Shawn Stasiak (note: the above three matches' total time was 4:29)
• Billy Kidman (w/ Rey and Tygress) beat Alex Wright (w/ Disqo) and Mark Jindrak (w/ O'Haire)
• Vampiro beat Crowbar (this was actually a notably fun match, these two fucked each other right up)
• Shane Douglas (w/ Torrie) beat Konnan (w/ Tygress)
• Scott Steiner (w/ Midajah) beat Mike Awesome

RAW 266​

RAW episode 266 took place from the Gund Arena in Cleveland, OH and aired on June 29, 1998. It was the fallout show from King of the Ring 1998.

• Steven Regal beat Darren Drozdov (Real Man's Maaaaaaan)
• Steve Blackman beat Marc Mero in the first round of Brawl for All
• Val Venis beat Dick Togo (w/ Yamaguchi-san) (Dustin Runnels was on commentary)
• Ken Shamrock beat Triple H (w/ Chyna) and Owen Hart for the title "King of Kings" (you see because all three are former Kings of the Ring you see. Also Rock interfered)
• Bradshaw beat Mark Canterbury in the first round of Brawl for All
• Steve Austin beat Kane (w/ Paul Bearer) to win the WWF Title (so much for that title reign, huh? Taker showed up post-match but got Stunnered)

SmackDown 266​

SmackDown episode 266 took place from the Spokane Arena in Spokane, WA and aired on September 16, 2004.

• John Cena [2] beat Booker T [2] in the fourth match of their Best of 5 Series
• Rey Mysterio/Rob Van Dam beat the Dudley Boyz (w/ Spike)
• Rene Dupree/Kenzo Suzuki beat the FBI to retain the WWE Tag Team Titles (this was the match during which Heidenreich kidnapped Michael Cole and forcibly... "read him poetry" from behind)
• Charlie Haas beat Spike Dudley (w/ Bubba Ray and D-Von) by DQ (post-match Rico made the save)

NXT 266​

NXT episode 266 took place from Full Sail University and aired on April 29, 2015.

• Enzo Amore/Colin Cassady (w/ Carmella) beat Wesley Blake/Buddy Murphy
• Dana Brooke beat Bayley
• Hideo Itami beat Adam Rose
• Becky Lynch beat Sarah Dobson (the debut of the woman who is now Valhalla)
• Sami Zayn beat Alex Riley by DQ (Kevin Owens interfered)

Impact 266​

Impact episode 266 took place from the Impact Zone and aired on July 30, 2009.

• Hernandez beat Samoa Joe (w/ Taz)
• AJ Styles beat Matt Morgan
• Awesome Kong/Tara/ODB (w/ Raisha and Deaner) beat the Beautiful People
• The British Invasion (w/ World Elite) beat Team 3D in a Tables match to win the IWGP Tag Team Titles (this change really pissed NJPW off, even though they changed it back some months after)
• Mick Foley/Bobby Lashley beat Kurt Angle/Kevin Nash meaning Foley won the TNA Legends Title (Angle's World Title was also on the line if he got pinned)

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Tonight's Dynamite is number 267

Nitro 267​

Nitro episode 267 took place from the Donald Bren Events Center in Irvine, CA and aired on October 30, 2000. It was the fallout show from Halloween Havoc 2000.

• Mark Jindrak/Sean O'Haire beat Rey Misterio Jr./Billy Kidman (w/ Konnan and Tygress) to retain the WCW World Tag Team Titles (the Boogie Knights interfered, and botched it all the way)
• Reno beat Kwee Wee to retain the WCW Hardcore Title (the Thrillers interfered)
• MI Smooth the Limo Driver beat David Flair
• Lex Luger beat Buff Bagwell (Bagwell gave a Blockbuster that bumped the ref so Luger could cheat)
• KroniK beat the Perfect Event (w/ Nash)
• Ernest "The Cat" Miller beat Mike Sanders
• Booker T beat Mike Awesome and Scott Steiner to retain the WCW World Heavyweight Title (this was meant to be Booker vs. Awesome but Steiner was added in mid-show because can't put any shine on Awesome)

RAW 267​

RAW episode 267 took place from the Bryce Jordan Center at State College, PA and aired on July 6, 1998. This is the one where DX impersonated the Nation of Domination by blacking up. It's also the RAW that ran against Goldberg beating Hulk Hogan for the big one.

• Savio Vega beat Brakkus in the first round of Brawl for All
• Ken Shamrock beat Jeff Jarrett (w/ Tennessee Lee) by DQ (Mabel, of all people, attacked Shamrock)
• Vader vs. Bradshaw ended in a no contest (Kane and Mankind wrecked both)
• Disciples of Apocalypse (w/ Paul Ellering) beat the Headbangers
• D'Lo Brown (w/ Godfather) beat Terry Funk
• Road Warrior Hawk vs. Darren Drozdov in the first round of Brawl for All ended in a draw
• Val Venis beat Dustin Runnels by DQ (Kai En Tai attacked)
• Ken Shamrock beat Mabel (well so much for that comeback)
• Kane... or rather, Undertaker... beat Mankind in a WWF Title #1 Contender's match (turns out Taker was dressed as Kane all along)

SmackDown 267​

SmackDown episode 267 took place from the America West Arena in Phoenix, AZ and aired on September 23, 2004.

• Paul London beat Billy Kidman by count-out (Kidman just walked off)
• Booker T beat Paul London
• Spike Dudley beat Rey Mysterio to retain the WWE Cruiserweight Title (Rene Dupree and Kenzo Suzuki attacked)
• The Undertaker beat Viscera/Gangrel
• The Fabulous Moolah/Mae Young beat Torrie Wilson/Dawn Marie in a Schoolgirl match (this was going to be Torrie vs. Dawn Marie but Teddy Long said TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA and added the biddies)
• Eddie Guerrero/Big Show vs. Kurt Angle/Luther Reigns ended in a no contest (Mark Jindrak attacked and Angle used a tranquiliser dart on Show)

NXT 267​

NXT episode 267 took place from Full Sail University and aired on May 6, 2015. Unstoppable is two weeks away...

• Charlotte beat Emma
• Rhino beat Bull Dempsey
• Hideo Itami beat Tyler Breeze

Impact 267​

Impact episode 267 took place from the Impact Zone and aired on August 6, 2009.

• Eric Young (w/ Bashir and Kiyoshi) beat Christopher Daniels (w/ MCMG)
• Booker T/Scott Steiner/Doug Williams/Rob Terry (w/ Sharmell and Magnus) beat Team 3D/Beer Money (this ended in a chaotic brawl featuring... the World Elite, MCMG, Daniels, Kevin Nash, Mick Foley, Sting, Samoa Joe, and Bobby Lashley)
• Sarita/Taylor Wilde beat Alissa Flash/Traci Brooks
• Matt Morgan beat AJ Styles
• Sting beat Brutus Magnus (w/ Williams and Terry) (this match ended in yet another brawl featuring the above guys plus Hernandez)

 

[Chris]

Whenever everyone thought Kane unmasked for a second but it was Taker lol

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Last night's Dynamite was 268

Nitro 268​

Nitro episode 268 took place from the United Center in Chicago, IL and aired on November 6, 2000.

• Lance Storm (w/ Team Canada) beat Kwee Wee (w/ Paisley) (then Paisley brought out Meng to attack Storm)
• Reno vs. Shawn Stasiak for the WCW Hardcore Title never started (Reno was attacked backstage)
• Mark Jindrak/Sean O'Haire beat 3 Count and the Jung Dragons (w/ Leia Meow) to retain the WCW World Tag Team Titles
• Scott Steiner/Jeff Jarrett beat Sting/Buff Bagwell
• General Hugh G. Rection (w/ Sgt. AWOL and Gunns) beat Alex Wright (w/ Disqo) to retain the WCW United States Heavyweight Title
• Goldberg beat Bam Bam Bigelow (despite interference from Lex Luger)
• Booker T beat Kevin Nash to retain the WCW World Heavyweight Title (Shawn Stasiak attacked both men)

RAW 268​

RAW episode 268 took place from the Continental Airlines Arena in East Rutherford, NJ and aired on July 13, 1998.

• The Undertaker beat Vader (w/ Bearer, Kane, and Mankind)
• Bart Gunn beat Bob Holly in the first round of Brawl for All
• Triple H/X-Pac (w/ Chyna) beat the Rock/Owen Hart
• Steve Blackman beat Marc Mero (w/ Jacqueline) (Sable stopped Jacqueline interfering)
• Kane/Mankind (w/ Bearer) beat the New Age Outlaws to win the WWF World Tag Team Titles (fun fact - Mick Foley, in the past year, has won these titles three times under each of his three Faces)
• Kai En Tai (w/ Yamaguchi-san) beat TAKA Michinoku/Brian Christopher/Scott Taylor (first signs of dissension between TAKA and the faces... get ready for the swerve)
• Dan Severn beat the Godfather in the first round of Brawl for All
• Kane/Mankind (w/ Bearer) vs. the New Age Outlaws (w/ Chyna) for the WWF World Tag Team Titles ended in a no contest (ref bump, Steve Austin tried to count the pin, Undertaker attacked him, in came the Nation, it ended in chaos)

SmackDown 268​

SmackDown episode 268 took place from the Kansas Coliseum in Wichita, KS and aired on September 30, 2004. It was the go-home show for No Mercy 2004.

• The Dudley Boyz beat Charlie Haas/Rico (w/ Jackie) (the finish came as a result of an argument between Jackie and Dawn Marie and yes it's this ass storyline, Charlie Haas could not catch a break in 2004)
• Booker T beat Paul London (despite interference from Billy Kidman, who then betrayed and attacked London)
• Hardcore Holly beat JBL by DQ (DQ'd for kicking too much ass)
• Nunzio (w/ Stamboli) beat Spike Dudley (w/ the Dudley Boyz)
• Mark Jindrak/Luther Reigns beat Eddie Guerrero/Rob Van Dam

NXT 268​

NXT episode 268 took place from Full Sail University and aired on May 13, 2015. It was the go-home show for NXT TakeOver: Unstoppable.

• Baron Corbin beat Solomon Crowe
• Sasha Banks beat KC Cassidy
• Alexa Bliss beat Carmella
• Tyler Breeze/Adam Rose beat Finn Balor/Hideo Itami

Also taped at the same tapings, but never aired, was the pilot of NXT Kids! You can watch it here. The matches were:

• Bayley beat Jessie McKay
• Kalisto beat Tye Dillinger

Impact 268​

Impact episode 268 took place from the Impact Zone and aired on August 13, 2009. It was the go-home show for Hard Justice 2009.

• Christy Hemme beat Sojo Bolt
• Hernandez beat Doug Williams (w/ Magnus and Terry)
• Eric Young/Sheik Abdul Bashir (w/ Kiyoshi) beat Rhino/Jesse Neal
• Tara beat Angelina Love (w/ Velvet and Madison), Awesome Kong (w/ Raisha), and ODB (w/ Deaner)
• Scott Steiner (w/ Booker and Sharmell) beat Brother Ray (w/ Devon)
• Matt Morgan beat AJ Styles to be added to the World Heavyweight Championship match at Hard Justice

 

[Chris]

This is the first I'm learning about NXT Kids

 

[Leon TrotSky]

This is the first I'm learning about NXT Kids

You need to see it, it's Corey Graves being out-commentated by a pair of children