Sorry about this I had a rough time this past week. Last week's Dynamite was 271 and this week's is 272. DOUBLE EPISODE babey
Nitro 271
Nitro episode 271 took place from the MetroCentre in Rockford, IL and aired on November 27, 2000. It was the fallout show from Mayhem 2000.
- Cpl. Cajun/Lt. Loco beat Shane Helms/Shannon Moore (Jamie Noble and Evan Karagias interfered)
- Yang (w/ Leia Meow) beat Lance Storm (w/ Major Gunns) (Cat interfered)
- Alex Wright/Ron Harris beat Jamie Noble/Evan Karagias
- Mark Jindrak/Sean O'Haire (w/ Sanders) vs. the Insiders ended in a no contest (Mike Sanders pulled the ref away, shenanigans, DDP got pinned, no actual finish)
- Goldberg beat Reno
- General Hugh G. Rection beat Bam Bam Bigelow to retain the WCW United States Heavyweight Title (the Wall stopped Bigelow from getting the tables)
- Rey Misterio Jr. (w/ Konnan and Tygress) beat Jeff Jarrett by DQ (constant Filthy Animalz interference and yet the guitar shot by Jarrett was what drew the DQ. I guess)
- Scott Steiner beat Stevie Ray in a Title vs. Career match to retain the WCW World Heavyweight Title (oh hey, I just watched this match!)
Nitro 272
Nitro episode 272 took place from the Pershing Auditorium in Lincoln, NE and aired on December 4, 2000. The first face the fans saw on this show was Oklahoma. Yeah, WCW's dead.
- Chavo Guerrero Jr. beat Kwee Wee (w/ Paisley)
- Crowbar (w/ Daffney) beat Elix Skipper (w/ Team Canada) to retain the WCW Hardcore Title (Cat fought Mark Madden for some reason during this one)
- The Insiders beat Shane Helms/Shannon Moore to retain the WCW World Tag Team Titles
- Reno beat Brian Adams (w/ Clark) by DQ (they thought it was a handicap match)
- Goldberg beat MI Smooth the Limo Driver
- Jeff Jarrett beat Konnan (w/ Filthy Animalz) (the fucking Harris Boys interfered)
- Scott Steiner (w/ Midajah) beat General Hugh G. Rection to retain the WCW World Heavyweight Title
RAW 271
RAW episode 271 took place from the San Diego Sports Arena in San Diego, CA and aired on August 3, 1998.
- Golga (w/ Oddities and Sable) beat Marc Mero (w/ Jacqueline) (this match was edited off the Network, even pre-Peacock, and there's no real reason why it should have been)
- The Godfather beat Scorpio in the second round of Brawl for All
- Kane/Mankind (w/ Bearer) beat the New Age Outlaws
- Road Warrior Hawk beat Jeff Jarrett (w/ Tennessee Lee) (then Southern Justice jumped Hawk and Droz made the save)
- Triple H (w/ Chyna) beat X-Pac in a WWF Intercontinental Title #1 Contender's Match
- Dick Togo/Funaki (w/ Teioh, Yamaguchi, and Mrs. Yamaguchi) vs. Val Venis/TAKA Michinoku ended in a no contest (TAKA betrayed Val, sided with his countrymen, and Yamaguchi threatened to choppy choppy Val's pee pee)
- Dan Severn beat D'Lo Brown by DQ, failing to win the WWF European Title (Mark Henry and Steve Blackman both got involved, and Ken Shamrock attacked the Nation guys)
- Steve Austin/The Undertaker beat the Rock/Owen Hart to retain the WWF World Tag Team Titles
- Kai En Tai's Choppy Choppy vs. Val's Pee Pee ended in a no contest (bit of shrinkage, then John Wayne Bobbitt interfered, but we didn't see that until next week)
RAW 272
RAW episode 272 took place from the Omaha Civic Auditorium in Omaha, NE and aired on August 10, 1998.
- Luna (w/ Oddities and Sable) beat Jacqueline (w/ Marc Mero)
- Droz beat Savio Vega in the second round of Brawl for All
- Animal/Droz vs. Southern Justice never started (this was meant to be LoD 2000 vs. the ex-Godwinns but Hawk collapsed on the way to the ring in furtherance of his alcoholic angle. Droz, who'd already wrestled, tried to step in, but the match got called off because Jeff Jarrett showed up and gave a guitar shot to Droz. Don't piss him off!)
- Vader vs. the Godfather never started (Vader becomes the first wrestler to accept the forfeit in exchange for the Hos)
- Bradshaw beat Marc Mero in the second round of Brawl for All
- Kane/Mankind (w/ Bearer) beat Steve Austin/Undertaker, Rock/Owen Hart, and the New Age Outlaws to win the WWF World Tag Team Titles
SmackDown 271
SmackDown episode 271 took place from the MetroCentre in Rockford, IL and aired on October 21, 2004. It also featured the first episode of the Million Dollar Tough Enough.
- Carlito beat Rico to retain the WWE United States Title
- Heidenreich (w/ Heyman) beat Shannon Moore
- Mark Jindrak (w/ Luther Reigns) beat Eddie Guerrero (Kurt Angle came out to slide in the ring bell so Eddie's frog splash hit that)
- Daniel Puder, Ryan Reeves, Nick Mitchell, Mike Mizanin, Justice Smith, John Meyer, Chris Nawrocki, and Dan Rodimer progressed in the Million Dollar Tough Enough
- Booker T/Rey Mysterio/RVD beat JBL/Rene Dupree/Kenzo Suzuki (w/ OJ)
SmackDown 272
SmackDown episode 272 took place from the Qwest Center in Omaha, NE and aired on October 28, 2004.
- John Meyer left the Million Dollar Tough Enough (he quit before ever seeing a live crowd)
- Chavo Guerrero beat Nunzio (Billy Kidman tried to interfere but missed)
- Rey Mysterio beat Kurt Angle (massive overbooking here, as Jindrak, Luther Reigns, RVD and Eddie all interfered)
- Booker T beat Orlando Jordan (w/ JBL) in a WWE Title #1 Contender's match
NXT 271
NXT episode 271 took place from Full Sail University and aired on June 10, 2015.
- The Hype Bros beat Elias Samson/Mike Rawlis
- Emma beat Blue Pants
- Tyler Breeze beat Bull Dempsey (this is the one where Dempsey kayfabe gassed because he's too fat, to start the BULL FIT gimmick. Remember that?)
- Becky Lynch beat Jessie McKay
- Baron Corbin beat Angelo Dawkins
- Samoa Joe beat Scott Dawson
NXT 272
NXT episode 272 took place from Full Sail University and aired on June 17, 2015. There was also a Vaudevillains matchup that never got aired because one of the jobbers got hurt.
- Enzo Amore/Colin Cassady/Carmella beat Wesley Blake/Buddy Murphy/Alexa Bliss (that's a hell of a matchup, isn't it? A pair of 2015 NXT tag acts with valets that surpassed them)
- Charlotte beat Cassie
- Kevin Owens vs. Samoa Joe ended in a no contest (both attacked the ref)
Impact 271
Impact episode 271 took place from the Impact Zone and aired on September 3, 2009.
- Sting beat Rhino in qualifying for the World Title match at No Surrender
- AJ Styles beat Chris Sabin in qualifying for the World Title match at No Surrender
- Doug Williams beat Suicide in qualifying for the World Title match at No Surrender (Pope distracted Suicide)
- Tara/Christy Hemme beat Hamada/Sojo Bolt in the first round of a TNA Knockouts Tag Team Title tournament
- Hernandez beat Homicide in qualifying for the World Title match at No Surrender
- AJ Styles beat Doug Williams to officially qualify for the World Title match at No Surrender
- Sting beat Hernandez by DQ to officially qualify for the World Title match at No Surrender (Eric Young dressed as Homicide and attacked Sting to cost Hernandez his shot)
Impact 272
Impact episode 272 took place from the Impact Zone and aired on September 10, 2009.
- The British Invasion beat Beer Money, Inc., Team 3D, and Scott Steiner/Booker T in a gauntlet match (it was a staggered entry with no falls legal until everyone was in, and teams didn't even enter together)
- Taylor Wilde/Sarita beat Daffney/Alissa Flash in the first round of a TNA Knockouts Tag Team Title tournament (with this Alissa Flash joined the Akira Hokuto club by entering a tournament under both her gimmicks because there just weren't enough women)
- The Pope D'Angelo Dinero beat Jay Lethal
- The Beautiful People beat Roxxi/Madison Rayne in the first round of a TNA Knockouts Tag Team Title tournament
- Abyss beat Dr. Stevie (then Kevin Nash attacked Abyss and Mick Foley made the save)
- Cody Deaner "beat" Tara in an MMA match (oh boy this sounds PERFECT for my bad matches thread. Deaner did some fake MMA, the ref was bumped, Awesome Kong murdered Tara, and the ref woke up and declared the match for Deaner)
- AJ Styles/Christopher Daniels (w/ Sting) beat Kurt Angle/Samoa Joe (w/ Morgan) (post-match Matt Morgan turned on Angle)