DFWA Wild Wild Wednesday Night 03/21/12

[JakeYourBooty]

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Oh yeah...the King's Court is a couple men down...yeah...since the Beverly Brothers got shipped off to Showtime yeah...but the Queen, The Genius, and I reached out so that we can protect the 3W Championships that we hold...yeah...tell em Genius

Genius takes the Mic

Far & wide we searched the earth went through every pass and every yard, then we found him cracking skulls at a local bar the beast Skip Sheffield to be the Queen's Bodyguard. We then decided we needed some spiritual guidance, someone who can keep us holy and without defiance, then he came to us like so much a Fallen Angel from the sky, Daniels is now the royal clergy and here he is to tell you all why.

Daniels & Sheffield come out to a chorus of boos, Daniels has the mic

People wonder why I would come here and provide spiritual guidance to the King and his court, plain and simple they are winners and now we will all be winning together as one big family..and Skip & I will start our journey for gold tonight with our qualifying match for the US Tag Title Tournament at The Great American Stache

Macho gets on the mic again

And now I am only gonna repeat myself one last time...yeah...Jay Lethal better cut it with his mockery of the greatest man to every walk the face of the earth, yeah....the Macho King Randy Savage...OH YEAH!

- Daniels and Sheffield def Finlay & Ryan when Daniels hits the Best Moonsault Ever on Mason Ryan to advance to the US Tag Title Tourney at The Stache

- The Model def Drew McIntyre with a school boy rollup after Drew was bitchslapped by Ion afterwards Drew throws a hug tantrum in the ring and pushes the ref down

Bobby the Brain Heenan and Dolph Ziggler enter the ring, Brain takes that mic.

I told all you ham & eggers that I was on a mission to collect every piece of gold in this stinking federation. Starting with the US Title that my man the showoff over here will take easily but that includes the CruiserX Title and I have brought in just the man to take that gold...The Greatest Man to Ever Live...A Double Austin Aries!

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- Austin Aries def Jimmy Yang Wang after hitting the 450 splash on him after The Mountie zapped him

Brain grabs the mic again

Oh wait humanoids...the Brain isn't done just yet...my entrants into the US Tag Title Tournament....Mr Perfect Curt Henning and Ravishing Rick Rude....Perfectly Ravishing!!!

- PerfRav def High Voltage when Rude hit Khaos with the Rude Awakening after 2 minutes to advance to the US Tag Title Tournament at the Stache

- Kane def State Patrol in a handicapped match with a double chokeslam in quick fashion

Yokozuna came to the top of the ramp and stared him down

- British Invasion def Honky Tonk Man & The Mountie when they hit a spike piledriver on Honky Tonk Man

Lethal comes down to the ring with the same gear and theme as before
- The Black Machismo Jay Lethal def The Goon with the flying elbow drop
after the match Skip Sheffield attacks Lethal from behind and hits him with a clothesline from hell

- Dolph Ziggler def Billy Jack Haynes with the Zig Zag

CM Punk comes down to ring as Ziggler is leaving they stare each other down, Punk Grabs the Mic

No one is gonna stop CM Punk from taking that gold at the Great American Stache'...NO ONE...not some wannabe Canadian law officer with a glorified bug zapper...not some failed pin up boy and his male escort....not some RV dressed up as a sumo wrestler...and def not some boy band looking blonde haired self proclaimed show off....no one cuz I am the best in the world and I am here to prove it

- Punk def the Berzerker with the GTS in under 5 minutes

- Jake The Snake Roberts def Jerry Flynn with the DDT

- Samoa Joe def The Gambler with the MuscleBuster, as he is leaving the ring is ghetto blasted by Bad News Brown from out of the crowd

- MCMG def Badd Company when Alex Shelley hits Sliced Bread pt 2 on Paul Diamond to advance to the US Title Tournament at the Stache

The Cat hits the ring and announces that Samoa Joe vs Bad News Brown for the BAMF Title will happen at the Stache, the crowd goes crazy

- Psycho Gunner def Sheamus & Scott Norton when Sid Powerbombs Norton, during the match Sheamus was again attacked by a masked man from out of the crowd, he knocked Sheamus out cold with a cheap chair shot

MAIN EVENT

- Matt Morgan def Macho King Randy Savage in nontitle match. Savage was about to hit Morgan with the ceptor he got from Sherri while The Genius had the ref distracted when Jay Lethal rang out, jumped on the apron, and snatched it from Savage who then turned around into a Carbon Footprint from Morgan





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[W-olf]

It is so wrong that I was excited to see the gambler on there , so sue me lol . And the team of PerRav Ziggler and Rude that is a class call my good sir . And who is the masked man great stuff as always.

 

[Castiel]

Man, you have all these characters down perfect! Like with Macho's little "yeah..." in the middle of his promo's. Love the addition of Daniels & Skip to the King's Court! Heenan entering Perfect & Rude to the tag title hunt was great, and CM Punk willing to take on Ziggler and the gang kicks ass! Also, Heenan having A-Double joining him rules!

 

[Fuji Vice]

Far & wide we searched the earth went through every pass and every yard, then we found him cracking skulls at a local bar the beast Skip Sheffield to be the Queen's Bodyguard. We then decided we needed some spiritual guidance, someone who can keep us holy and without defiance, then he came to us like so much a Fallen Angel from the sky, Daniels is now the royal clergy and here he is to tell you all why.

Now that's what I call the funky shit. Without a doubt my single favourite thing you've done since you started this sir. It's just perfect in every way possible.

First Dolph Ziggler and now Austin Aries? Holy shit, the Heenan Family is already a force to be reckoned with. The next additions should be just as good. Oh, never mind, again, they're perfect. Henning and Rude? That's about as awesome a team as I can think of.

The thought of Punk putting John Nord into the GTS is pretty nuts, if he could pull it off it would look pretty spectacular given their size difference. Loved Bad News just coming out of the crowd and taking out Samoa Joe. Those two are gonna' fuck each other up for sure.

Finally, Morgan going over Savage was a real surprise to me, even given the interference for the Lethal angle. That's a huge win for Morgan, pinning the champ is never easy. I wonder what that means?

All in all the usual great show as you continue to force me to try and keep up with all this awesome.

 

[Smart Marx]

The greatest man that ever lived has joined Dolph Ziggler in the Heenan Family? Is it too early to see best stable EVAH! This will be greatness.

I still can't wait to see Yoko go one on one with the "monster" Kane. It will be a true battle of the gargantuas.

Are Punk and Ziggler going to lock it up? I hope so.

Morgan defeats Savage? Holy shit, did not see that coming. This war between Lethal and Svage is getting real now.

Sweet stuff.