Howard Finkel: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is an 8-Man Scramble match for the CWF Intercontinental Championship. Making his way first, replacing Chris Jericho......DOLPH ZIGGLER!!
I AM PERFECTION!!!
The crowd boo's as Dolph Ziggler makes his way down to ringside for the following match-up.
JR: This match is going to be nothing short of a bonafide slobber-knocker!
Styles: That's right folks it's time for quite possibly the most exciting match-up of the evening!
AWWWWWWWESOOOOOMMME! I CAME TO PLAY!
The crowd continues to boo as the current CWF Intercontinental Champion The Miz emerges from the back with his IC Title in his hands. He struts down the ramp and into the ring.
JR: This young man The Miz has his hands full if he wants to retain his Intercontinental Title here tonight!
Styles: That's putting it lightly. Every 3 minutes a new competitor will enter until all 8 men are in the ring. Every pinfall or submission will crown an interim Intercontinental Champion and whoever is in possession of the title at the end of the 20-minute time limit will be the CWF Intercontinental Champion.
OOC: Chris Jericho has become Dolph Ziggler and Zack Ryder has become John Morrison
The bell rings as Ziggler and Miz tie up. Miz puts Ziggler in a headlock and Ziggler sends Miz into the ropes. Miz catches him with a shoulder-tackle and Ziggler hits the mat. Miz runs off the ropes again and hops over Ziggler. As Miz comes back, Ziggler springs to his feet and nails Miz with a dropkick. Ziggler screams at Miz “YOU'RE NOT PERFECT!” as he begins to stomp away at the so-called “Awesome One”. Ziggler picks Miz up to his feet and sends him into the corner. Ziggler runs and goes for a Stinger Splash but Miz moves out of the way and Ziggler goes crashing chest-first into the top turnbuckle. Ziggler stumbles back afterwards and Miz catches him and nails a Skull-Crushing Finale onto Ziggler.
JR: A devastating Skull-Crushing Finale onto Dolph Ziggler.
As Ziggler lies unmoving on the mat, Miz looks up towards the clock which is ringing down as we speak. As the clock reaches 0.....
NOW LISTEN! THIS AIN'T NO MAKE BELIEVE!
The crowd comes alive as “The Monday Night Delight” John Morrison races down towards the ring. Morrison slides into the ring and goes toe-to-toe with his former tag team partner Miz. Morrison begins to hammer away at the current champion. He whips him into the ropes and catches Miz with big side kick. Morrison yells to the crowd “STARSHIP PAIN!” and drags Miz over towards the corner. As Morrison goes for it, Miz moves and Morrison crashes and burns. Miz then gets to his feet and starts stomping away at Morrison. As he is doing that, Ziggler is beginning to stir. Miz sees this and tries to connect with another Skull-Crushing Finale. As he does, however, Ziggler counts and sends Miz flipping over him. Miz gets back up and is met with a big clothesline by Ziggler.
JR: What a back and forth match-up! So much action!
Styles: THIS is wrestling. Not Sports-Entertainment!
Ziggler then looks over to Morrison who is getting to his feet. Ziggler grabs Morrison from behind and locks in his deadly Sleeper Hold. Morrison struggles as hard as he can but begins to fade quickly. As the referee begins to check Morrison, Miz breaks up the hold, keeping his title in tact. Miz grabs Ziggler and tosses him over the top rope. Miz then grabs Morrison and throws him into the corner and starts to hammer away at Morrison. He then backs up to get a good running start and just hurls himself at Morrison with a clothesline that sends Miz halfway out of the ring. As Miz gets back into the ring, Ziggler is crawling back into the ring. Miz sees this and starts to stomp away at Ziggler. Unbeknownst to him, the clock again strikes 0.....
MY NAME IS JACK SWAGGER!
“The All-American American” Jack Swagger runs towards the ring with a fiery passion.
Styles: JR, here come's your prospect. Jack Swagger!
JR: Jack Swagger is an amazing and tremendous athlete. Let's see if he can get the job done here tonight.
Swagger slides into the ring and immediately goes to work on the current champion. He grabs Miz from behind and connects with a big German Suplex. Miz hits the mat hard. Morrison gets to his feet and runs at Swagger but is leveled with a big clothesline. Swagger then sees a prone Dolph Ziggler and decides to attack. He immediately grabs the ankle and applies an ankle lock to Ziggler.
Styles: That vicious and deadly ankle lock of Jack Swagger's is applied to Dolph Ziggler. Will he tap here?
Ziggler struggles for a bit but finally succumbs to the pain and taps out.
INTERIM INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION @ 7:45 JACK SWAGGER
Swagger holds onto the ankle lock as Ziggler screams in pain. Morrison gets to his feet and stops the hold as he goes right after Swagger with right hand after right hand. Swagger is backed up into a corner as Morrison scales the rope and starts to do the 10-count punch. At punch 7, Swagger grabs Morrison and plants him with a big powerbomb. Swagger taunts the crowd and his opponents as he looks around at all of the bodies slung around the ring. Miz then gets back to his feet and starts hammering away at Swagger. Swagger then hits a knee to Miz's midsection and Miz stumbles backward. Swagger grabs Miz's head and bashes it against one of the top turnbuckles. Miz falls to the mat in agony. Swagger then begins to stomp away at The Miz.
JR: Jack Swagger totally dominating this Scramble match thus far.
Swagger lets up as Miz lies in the corner all bunched up. Much to Swagger's dismay, the clock again reaches 0....
Kevin Thorn's music hits and “The Master of the Macabre” walks down the ramp and towards the ring. Swagger anticipates Thorn's arrival but completely forgets about The Miz who rolls Swagger up from behind.
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INTERIM INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION @ 9:21 THE MIZ
Swagger cannot believe what has happened as Miz slides out of the ring to get away from Swagger. Swagger goes to chase after Miz but Ziggler spears Swagger to the mat and begins to hammer away at Swagger. Thorn finally enters the ring and picks up Morrison. He sets Morrison up for a Crucifix Powerbomb and connects. Ziggler and Swagger are fighting each other all over the ring and eventually rolls out of the ring and to the mat below. Miz is laying in wait as Thorn goes to pin Morrison.
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Miz breaks up the pinfall. Miz starts pounding away at Thorn but Thorn gets to his feet and grabs Miz by the throat. He lifts Miz up for a chokeslam but before he does, Miz squirms out and kicks Thorn repeatedly in the knee and brings the big man down. Miz rebounds off the ropes and connects with a big boot to Thorn's head. Afterwards, Morrison rolls Miz up from behind.
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KICK OUT!
JR: And Morrison trying to take advantage of the current interim Intercontinental Champion!
As Miz kicks out, The clock again strikes 0.....
CM Punk races out from the back to a very mixed reaction. Punk slides into the ring and goes to work on Miz. He starts doing a combination of kicks and punches and slaps, ju-jitsu style. Miz falls to the mat. Punk then eyes Morrison up and both men lock up in the ring. Punk gets the better and connects with a headlock takedown. Punk, from there, locks in the Anaconda Vice.
Styles: AND THERE'S THE ANACONDA VICE! PUNK HAS IT LOCKED IN TIGHT!
On the outside, Swagger and Ziggler are still going at it. Ziggler tries to whip Swagger into the steel steps but Swagger counters and hurls Ziggler into them. Swagger then rushes into the ring. Morrison is writhing in pain and just before he goes to tap out, Swagger interrupts the hold. Swagger hurls Punk over the top rope. As Swagger turns around, Thorn is right behind him and spits a red liquid into his face which sends Swagger delirious into the corner.
Styles: What the hell was that?!
JR: I have no idea, Joey. Honestly, I don't.
Thorn lifts Swagger up on the top rope and grabs his neck and drops down in stunner position in a move he calls the Original Sin. Thorn then covers Swagger.
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INTERIM INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION @ 14:32 KEVIN THORN
As Thorn stands up, Miz blindsides Thorn and starts assaulting the interim champion. Miz starts stomping Thorn into the corner until Thorn falls to the mat. Miz then backs up and nails a boot to Thorn's face. Miz then drags Thorn into the middle of the ring and goes to cover him.
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Swagger breaks up the pin and starts pounding away at Miz as the clock strikes 0.....
“The Celtic Warrior” Sheamus comes down the ramp and heads towards the ring. As he gets into the ring, Swagger darts towards him but Sheamus hits him with a Brogue Kick. Ziggler slides back into the ring and charges Sheamus but he also is hit with a Brogue Kick. Morrison gets to his feet and he also is hit with a Brogue Kick. Punk slides back into the ring and goes after Sheamus bit Sheamus kicks Punk in the gut and hits his own crucifix powerbomb onto Punk. Sheamus then covers Punk.
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INTERIM INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION @ 16:23 SHEAMUS
Miz gets up and grabs Sheamus from behind and tries to go for the Skull-Crushing Finale but Sheamus powers out. Sheamus turns around and nails Miz with a big axe handle. Miz falls flat to the mat. As Sheamus turns around, Thorn is standing right behind him and hits a big throat thrust to the big Irishman. He sends him off the ropes but Sheamus ducks the clothesline attempt and instead nails a Brogue Kick to Thorn.
JR: Sheamus is just on a roll here tonight!
Styles: Yeah but just wait until the 18-minute mark hits. We all know who's next:The Next Big Thing!
After Sheamus levels Thorn, Swagger attacks Sheamus with a couple of right hands and eventually a kick to the gut. He then lifts Sheamus up and connects with a Gutwrench Powerbomb. Jack Swagger then covers Sheamus.
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INTERIM INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION @ 17:45 JACK SWAGGER
As Jack Swagger gets back to his feet, Miz sneaks up behind Swagger and connects with a Skull-Crushing Finale. He covers Swagger.
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INTERIM INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION @ 17:52 THE MIZ
As soon as The Miz gets back to his feet, he looks around and sees the carnage all around him and briefly smiles.....until he realizes the clock has just struck 0.....
Styles: HERE COMES THE PAIN!
JR: What a specimen!
Accompanied by Paul Heyman, Brock Lesnar walks down to the ring as Miz looks like he's seen a ghost. Miz doesn't know what to do as Lesnar inches closer to the ring. As Miz is worried, Sheamus turns Miz around and connects with an Irish Curse. He then pins Miz.
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INTERIM INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION @ 18:13 SHEAMUS
As Sheamus gets to his feet, he is met face-to-face with “The Next Big Thing” Brock Lesnar.
Styles: JR, it's the clash of the titans here tonight!
Sheamus and Lesnar then start exchanging right hands with Lesnar getting the upper hand. He drives Sheamus back towards the ropes and eventually clotheslines him over the top rope. As Lesnar does so, Ziggler jumps on Lesnar's back and tries to apply his sleeper hold. Lesnar grabs Ziggler and hurls him over the top rope onto Sheamus. Lesnar turns around and Miz is rushing towards him. Lesnar back body drops Miz right out of the ring onto Ziggler and Sheamus. Swagger gets to his feet and tries to give a belly-to-belly suplex to Lesnar. Lesnar reverses and hits it onto Swagger and sends him over the top rope onto Ziggler, Miz, and Sheamus. Thorn tries to hammer away at the big man and eventually gets him to cower down. Thorn throws him into the ropes but Lesnar comes back with a huge shoulder tackle on Thorn. Lesnar lifts Thorn up and hits a big F-5 onto “The Master of the Macabre”. Lesnar attempts to pin.
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At that moment, John Morrison has scaled the top rope and jumps off with a big moonsault onto Lesnar and Thorn, breaking up the pin.
JR: What a pin break-up by John Morrison!
Styles: That's why they call him “The Monday Night Delight”!
Morrison starts to pound away at Lesnar as he gets to his feet. Morrison then grabs Lesnar and tries to go for the Moonlight Drive. As he goes for the flip, Lesnar holds onto the ropes and Morrison crashes and burns. Lesnar then grabs Morrison as he gets to his feet and connects with a big F-5. Lesnar then covers Morrison.
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INTERIM INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION @ 18:32 BROCK LESNAR
As Lesnar gets back up to his feet, Sheamus is sliding back into the ring. He goes to hit Lesnar with a Brogue Kick and actually connects. Sheamus tries to pin Lesnar.
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INTERIM INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION @ 18:57 SHEAMUS
JR: Wow! What a tremendous feat by Sheamus!
Styles: OH MY GOD!
Sheamus lifts Lesnar up and starts pounding away at him but Lesnar powers him over and hurls him off of him. Lesnar gets to his feet and grabs Sheamus and hits an F-5 onto him. Miz slides into the ring with the Intercontinental Title and nails Lesnar with it in the back. Lesnar, however, does not budge and literally looks at Miz and clotheslines him to hell. Meanwhile, CM Punk has slid into the ring tries to pin Sheamus.
JR: Punk is going to steal this!
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Brock drags Punk off of Sheamus and tosses his over the ropes. Lesnar then pins Sheamus.
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INTERIM INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION @ 19:57 BROCK LESNAR
As Lesnar gets back to his feet, the clock strikes 0.
YOUR WINNER @ 20:00 AND NEW CWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION “THE NEXT BIG THING” BROCK LESNAR!!!
Styles: What a friggin' match!
JR: You said a mouthful, Joey. This was unbelievable! What carnage around the ring!
Heyman jumps into the ring and starts celebrating with Lesnar. The rest of the participants make their way to the back as we fade into our next segment.