CWF Monday Night WAR 30th May 2011 - The Aftermath
The scene opens on “Loose Cannon” Brian Pillman sitting in the backstage area looking down at his feet.
He's just sitting there not making a sound as the camera moves in closer. As it does, Pillman takes notice.
Loose Cannon: WAR is finally here! The time has come for Steve and I to wage WAR against all of the other so-called tag teams in this organization. Tonight 4 teams battle it out in the middle of that ring but it doesn't matter one bit because Steve and I plan on beating the hell out of anyone who comes in our way. Next week, we get the Outlaws. We get to completely obliterate Road Dogg and Billy Gunn. You know how they say “We've got two words for ya!” ? Well, Outlaws, we have two things you can do next week when we whip your asses: Nothing and Like It! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Just then, Austin walks into the room drinking a can of beer. He finishes it off, crushes the can, and throws it into the corner of the room. He sits down right next to Pillman.
Stone Cold: Now look here Road Dogg Jesse James and Bad Ass Billy Gunn, lemme lay somethin' out for you nice and damn clear. We respect what you've done in this business but we ain't here to patronize nobody and we damn sure ain't here to be nobody's friends. We're here to whip ass and take names and that's exactly what we're gonna do. The fact of the matter is, we don't care who it is. Whether it's Beer Money our The Outlaws, or even Drew McIntyre and Curt Hawkins, It don't make one damn bit of difference to Stone Cold and Brian Pillman. We're the best damn tag team this business has ever known and we're gonna pick up exactly where we left off. AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!
Austin angrily glares into the camera as Pillman laughs maniacally.
Jim Ross: Welcome to a Monday Night WAR and what a show we've got tonight!
Jerry Lawler: I am looking forward to the show, we get to see the first bracket of the tag tournaments and to find out the number one contender tonight to Jericho's title!
Jim Ross: This will be very interesting tonight. Let's get underway!
IF YA SMELLLLLLL........
The crowd becomes overjoyed as “The Great One” The Rock, our new CWF World Heavyweight Champion makes his way out to ringside. He walks down the ramp with a microphone already in hand and climbs into the ring.
JR: What a way to kick off tonight's show with our NEW CWF Champion, The People's Champion, The Rock!
King: You said it, JR! I'm so thrilled to have The Rock represent us instead of that slimeball Alberto Del Rio!
JR: Couldn't agree with you more, King!
The Rock stands in the middle of the ring as the fans are going nuts. He then begins his speech.
The Rock: FINALLY! The Rock HAS COME BACK.....To Sydney, Australia! Last Sunday, everyone in this arena, everyone watching at home all around the world was witness to The Most Electrifying Moment in the history of the CWF and that was when The Rock took what was rightfully his and that is the CWF Championship. At Vengeance, Alberto Del Rio pulled out all the stops: Attacking The Rock from behind, using the ropes, grabbing tights, and Christian tried his damnedest to try and stop The Rock but The Rock knew that the only sum bitch walking out of the Staples Center as the CWF Champion was The Great One himself!
The crowd pops loud as The Rock continues to talk about his accomplishments.
The Rock: But now, it's time to call out the NEW number one contender to The Rock's CWF Championship. Finlay, get your monkey ass out here!
The Rock waits for Finlay to arrive but, instead “Captain Charisma” Christian comes out to a loud pop and much to The Rock's confusion.
JR: It's Christian. He's obviously got a few choice words for The Rock here tonight.
Christian walks down to the ring and is handed a microphone. He climbs into the ring and gets face-to-face with the CWF Champion.
Christian: Well, I just want to get a few things off my chest. First things first, I want to congratulate you, Rock, for becoming the new CWF Champion and finally shutting Alberto Del Rio up for good. But, something doesn't sit right for me or my Peeps here. You see, Rock, Last Sunday at Vengeance, I was never pinned so technically I never lost. I know Finlay won a number one contenders match against “Dashing” Cody Rhodes, but I really couldn't care less about that. Right now, Rock, I want to go ONE-on-ONE with The Great One!
The crowd pops loud as Christian flat-out challenges The Rock for a title match. The Rock lays down his title right by his feet and glares at Christian.
The Rock: So, let The Rock get this straight: You want to face The Rock in the middle of his ring in front of the millions....
The crowd screams back “AND MILLIONS!” at The Rock.
The Rock: And millions of The Rock's fans for his CWF Championship? Well, the only thing The Rock has to say about that is JUST BRING IT!
JR: The crowd is going absolutely ballistic here, King!
King: Christian vs. Rock one-on-one. I love it!
Just as both men continue to glare at one another, Finlay, the number one contender comes out to a chorus of cheers. He looks to be all business here tonight.
He grabs a microphone from ringside and climbs into the ring and faces both The Rock and Christian.
Finlay: Woah woah woah, hold the phone there Christian. You have every right to be angry, but you lost. Simple as that. There's no sugar-coating or denying that. At Vengeance, I defeated Cody Rhodes and earned my opportunity to face The Rock for the CWF Championship. I hate to say this, Christian, but you had your chance and you blew it. So, we can't help you with a title match but, if you're looking for a fight, then that's something I can help you with because I love a good fight!
Finlay gets in Christian's face and both men have a stare-down. Just then, as all 3 men are distracted, John Cena runs down towards the ring.
JR: What the hell is John Cena doing out here?!
Cena slides into the ring and goes after The Rock. Rock and Cena begin to brawl as does Finlay and Christian. All 4 men are slugging it out. Rock and Cena are going at it in the ring and Christian and Finlay have made their way to the outside.
King: It's sheer pandemonium out here, JR!
JR: These 4 men are going at it! It's a slobber-knocker out here!
Just as these 4 men continue to beat the hell out of each other, Vince McMahon appears on the stage with a microphone in hand.
Vince McMahon: STOP IT! STOP IT! DAMNIT! I SAID STOP IT RIGHT NOW! I will be damned if something like this is gonna take place on my show. Bischoff might have allowed it but I'm not. You all want a title match, obviously, so I'll tell you what I'll do. At Extreme Rules, it will be The Rock defending his CWF Championship in an Extreme Rules match against.....Finlay........and Christian.......and John Cena! Now get out of my ring because I have another announcement to make!
The four leave the ring as Mr. McMahon heads to the ring.
JR: WOW! What a bombshell by Mr. McMahon tonight!
Vince McMahon: After what you just witnessed... Things are shaping up, right after I finish my announcement we are going to see the beginning of the Tag Team Tournament which will feature the very first bracket which will have Beer Money facing AJ Styles & Daniels followed by Mark Henry & MVP taking on The Hardyz. Now the winner of these two will face off next week now with that being said. Bracket Two will begin next week because at Extreme Rules the winner from Bracket One and Bracket Two will square off in a Tables Match!
Vince McMahon walks off as he heads backstage; the camera somewhat follows him into the parking lot where a limo has been pulled up. We see AJ Styles and Daniels are heading out of the car; instantly they are taken out by two people wearing a black mask over their head and long black trench-coat jackets, a voice is then heard.
Vince McMahon: Great stuff boys; now come inside.
JR: What the...?
The camera switches off; after a good thirty seconds we see the two men in Vince's office. The two men are yet to be visible to the camera with their backs turned.
Vince McMahon: After working out the tag division; I scouted around and I've found someone much more suitable then those two. This man is the 'Chosen One' of the business here and his partner is one who I see extraordinary talent in. Turn around boys and reveal yourself!
'Not Quite Yet' is what's heard.
We cut back to ringside.
BEER! MONEY!
The crowd boos immediately after hearing the theme of these two men. James Storm and Robert Roode come down to the ring.
JR: This crowd not to thrilled about having to see these two men. Beer Money, like them or not, are one hell of a tag team and definitely a force to be reckoned with here in CWF!
King: You're not lying, JR, but they have their work cut out for them tonight. Tonight, they were scheduled to face AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels but they were taken out and subsequently fired from CWF and replaced with this next team.
As Beer Money reaches the ring, Drew McIntyre and Curt Hawkins rush out from the back and start to attack Beer Money from behind.
JR: Well, what more could you expect from this tandem?
Drew and Curt continue their heinous act outside of the ring. Curt slams Roode's head down on the steel steps as Drew rams Storm into the ringpost. These two ruthless individuals throw their opponents into the ring as the match officially begins. We start off with Drew and Storm. Drew has mounted Storm and is punishing him with right hands. The referee separates the two men and Drew gets up to his feet. As Storm goes to get to his feet, Drew kicks him right in the temple. Roode tries to intervene but the referee stops him. While being distracted with Roode, Drew and Curt both his a double suplex to Storm. As the referee turns back around, Drew has Storm covered. He makes the pin.
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JR: Storm has absolutely no quit in his body, that's for sure!
Drew cannot believe it. He tags in Curt and Curt connects with a couple of hard shots to Storm's midsection. He whips Storm into the ropes and catches him with a dropkick on the rebound. Curt then begins stomping away at Storm. Curt gets cocky and climbs the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd. Drew turns around on the apron and starts in as well. Meanwhile, Storm crawls his way over to his corner and tags in an eager Roode. Roode gets the tag and barrels over to Hawkins and starts clubbing him in the back repeatedly. Hawkins climbs down and shoves Roode away. As Roode comes back, Curt catches him with a drop toe hold. Curt tags in McIntyre and Drew stomps away at Roode. As Curt tags in Drew, he runs over and knocks Storm to the outside of the ring and, as he does, Storm hits his head on the announcer's table.
JR: McIntyre and Hawkins have been completely dominant thus far!
Drew picks Roode up to his feet and hits a Future Shock DDT. As he does, Hawkins has scaled the top rope and comes crashing down on Roode with a Macho Man-esque Elbow Drop. Drew makes the cover.
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YOUR WINNERS @ 5:54 DREW MCINTYRE AND CURT HAWKINS!
Drew and Curt celebrate as Beer Money slide out of the ring looking at Drew & Curt as they head backstage.
JR: Well, this new team took it directly to Beer Money and advances to the next round of the Tag Team Title Tournament.
King: These guys.....I dunno if they can be stopped!
Drew McIntyre requests for a microphone.
Drew McIntyre: This is exactly why... Vince McMahon signed us to a contract. Beer Money has wasted me time comin' out 'ere, nobody will be able to stop 'The Scottish Sinister' and 'The Party Starter' Curt Hawkins. You people wonder why... why isn't AJ Styles or Christopher Daniels are not here. It's because Vince McMahon is not stupid like the rest of you. When Vince McMahon sees potential and opportunity he will take it, he sees us as a threat to the Tag Division... As for Hardyz and Mark Henry and MVP... I know you're comin' out 'ere next but I guarantee you it's goin' to be danger'us. Nobody is safe 'ere 'cos that gold is comin' around me waist at Extreme Rules, I have a ruthless aggression that cannot be stopped and Curt Hawkins is my tag partner and for so long you've all under-estimated what he can do in this very ring. Our work tonight was a clear example; So whatev'r you think of us... you are goin' to give us the respect we deserve. So I suggest the Tag Division gets prepar'd for what's in store because right now it's all about Drew McIntyre and Curt Hawkins.
Drew McIntyre drops the microphone as he heads to the commentary with Curt Hawkins.
Jerry Lawler: Well Drew, you did make quick work of Beer Money there tonight.
Drew McIntyre: You see the next tag team coming out are not worthy of gold, we'll show you exactly what we mean.
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The Hardyz make their way to the ring to a chorus of boo's. As soon as they get into the ring, a theme song is heard.
The bell rings as Jeff Hardy is in the ring as Mark Henry starts off for his team. MVP hops off the apron as Mark Henry turns around looking confused but MVP rushes over to where Matt Hardy is and grabs his feet before Matt slams onto the canvas. MVP begins stomping as Jeff Hardy tries to punch Mark Henry, Henry turns around before delivering 'The World's Strongest Slam' as Henry goes for a pinfall.
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Winner by pinfall, Mark Henry!
JR: That was a quick match...
Lawler: I'm actually somewhat surprised, MVP and Mark Henry sure had a game plan...
Drew McIntyre: Give me a moment.
Curt Hawkins sneakily goes around the side of the ring as MVP turns around, Curt Hawkins boots MVP right in the face. Henry looks over the ropes as he threatens Hawkins. Drew McIntyre delivers a low kick to Mark's shins before Henry drops down to his knees. Drew then delivers the Future Shock on Henry as Curt Hawkins drags MVP into the ring. Hawkins grabs MVP before delivering 'The Taste of Pain'.
As Drew and Curt are celebrating what they have just done, Vince McMahon makes his way back down to ringside with a microphone in hand.
Vince McMahon: Well, Drew, Curt.....You know I have the up-most respect for both of you gentlemen but your actions tonight were resembled those of a bunch of juvenile delinquents. I didn't hire you two for that type of behavior. So, I'll tell you what I'm going to do. The second round match that was scheduled to take place between you two and MVP and Mark Henry is going to take place....NOW! Ring the bell!
Vince signals for the bell as McIntyre and Hawkins plead with McMahon to reconsider. Just at that moment, both MVP and Henry make it to their feet and are angrily glaring at the two chosen ones. MVP and Henry start taking it to the both of them. MVP clotheslines Drew over the top rope as Henry grabs Hawkins and hits a World's Strongest Slam. Henry makes the pin.
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YOUR WINNERS @ 1:15 MVP AND MARK HENRY
OOC: Ignore the third guy
JR: So, MVP and Mark Henry automatically advance to the finals at Extreme Rules to face the winner of the second bracket tournament. What a night!
King: And, JR, it couldn't have happened to nicer guys!
JR: Next week is sure going to look good!
We then go see a video montage.
We see a video montage from earlier on featuring Chuck Taylor.
Chuck Taylor;
I gathered I should teach everybody a valuable lesson in life. This right here... is my hometown, everybody here calls me Raccoon City's Favorite Son. I'm well-loved around here, why? I enjoy fishing, I enjoy the nature that Kentucky has to offer. When I breathe this natural air, it amazes me to know this state of Kentucky is what brought me to CWF. All my times training in the wild, all my times focusing on what I could achieve... Finally the moment's here, tonight I am going to debut in the lovely country of Australia. In a city that is famous for it's Opera House and it's big city; am I afraid, of course I am. Coming from a small country town like this, to being in a city... with millions of people and to perform in a big crowd, I've got butterflies in my stomach right now.
But tonight, I take on two people who believe they've got what it takes to face Chris Jericho at Extreme Rules. First I have The Miz who claims he's awesome but Miz quit playing games on your playstation, experience the nature life like I have... Tonight I know you won't be succeeding at all, you've gotten way over your imaginative thought to believe that you have a chance. As for Sheamus; he's experienced the nature life... coming from Ireland where nature is all around, fightin' like the Celtic Warrior he claims to be... Well, it looks as if it's a knife to a gun fight tonight; will I succeed or will I fall short? The answer to that later tonight.
We return to ringside where Ziggler is awaiting his opponent.
Now familiar theme is hear of sound system and fans makes a huge pop for Zack Ryder shows up on a ramp and fist pumping with Scott Stanford...
Zack walks down to the ramps as the fans cheer, Zack then slides into the ring as the bell rings.
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We then go back to ringside.
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JR: Looks like Vince just signed another team, it's now time for the number one contendership to the Intercontinental Championship!
“The Celtic Warrior” Sheamus makes his way down to ringside, showered in boos. He beats on his chest and lets out a big yell.
JR: This contest here is a triple threat match to determine the new number one contender to the CWF Intercontinental Championship.
King: And this guy here is my pick to win, JR!
As Sheamus gets to the ring, Chuck Taylor comes out and completely alters the mood here in the arena.
He rushes down towards the ring and hops in and goes toe-to-toe with Sheamus. Both men are glaring angrily at one another. You could cut the tension with a knife. All of a sudden....
AWESOOOOOOOOOOOOME!
The Miz comes out to a chorus of jeers as well. He walks down the ramp with a smirk on his face. As Taylor is distracted by The Miz, Sheamus takes the opportunity to ambush him. He starts beating him down and shoves him into the corner. Sheamus starts ramming his shoulder into the midsection of Taylor. Taylor crumples like a heap to the mat. Miz is loving this. He has yet to get into the ring. He is just circling it, looking on at the beating Sheamus is dishing out to Chuck Taylor. Sheamus picks Taylor up and whips him into the opposite corner. As Taylor hits, he falls again to the mat. Sheamus beats on his chest again as the crowd boos him out of the building.
JR: This crowd cannot stand Sheamus and neither can I.
King: And look at Miz, too cowardly to step into the ring.
Sheamus grabs Taylor again and this time, out of sheer desperation, Taylor gets a thumb to Sheamus' eye. This sends Seamus stumbling back a bit. As Sheamus stumbles back, Taylor springboards off the second rope and hits a big crossbody. Taylor gets to his feet and starts finding his groove. He runs off the ropes and catches Sheamus with a dropkick to the skull. Sheamus is down on one knee. Taylor rebounds again off the ropes and hits another dropkick to Sheamus' skull. Sheamus falls to the mat as Taylor makes the cover.
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Sheamus violently kicks out. Taylor lands on his feet after being thrown by Sheamus. Taylor runs off the ropes and is going to go for something but Sheamus catches him with a big axe handle and sends Taylor to the mat below. Sheamus grabs Taylor and is going for the Crucifix Powerbomb. As Sheamus lifts Taylor up, Miz slides into the ring and chop blocks Sheamus in the back of the leg, sending the Irishman down. Miz then mounts Sheamus and starts unloading onto him. He puts Sheamus into a headlock and starts applying pressure. Sheamus looks to be falling asleep. As The referee goes to check Sheamus' arm, Taylor springs back to life and connects with a kick to Miz's head. Miz stands up and is met by a couple of right hands to Miz. Taylor grabs Miz and connects with a overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Afterwards, Taylor kips up and is standing tall over his two opponents. The crowd is going crazy. Taylor scales the top rope and is deciding via the crowd who to go for. They opt for Miz as Taylor drops the elbow on Miz. He goes for the pin.
JR: Chuck Taylor has been on fire in this match!
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Sheamus interrupts the pin attempt. He grabs Taylor up by the hair and throws him into the corner. Sheamus then grabs Miz up and tries to set up for the Irish Curse. Taylor interferes and connects with a dropkick to Sheamus' back. Sheamus drops to the mat. Taylor grabs Miz and hits a big turnbuckle powerbomb to Miz. As Taylor pulls Miz out to the center to pin him, He turns around and is met with a big Brogue Kick by Sheamus. Sheamus pins Taylor.
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YOUR WINNER @ 10:34 “THE CELTIC WARRIOR” SHEAMUS!
Sheamus leaves his opponents in the middle of the ring as he makes his way to the back. Miz is the first to make it to his feet. He walks over to Taylor and is about to raise him to his feet.
JR: This is out of character for The Miz.
As Miz raises him up, Miz drops him right back down to the mat with a clothesline.
King: But that wasn't!
As Miz starts beating on Taylor, Evan Bourne makes his way down to ringside to the delight of the crowd.
JR: Can you believe this, King? It's Evan Bourne!
King: Air Bourne!
Even runs down to the ring and runs Miz out of the ring. Bourne picks Taylor up and asks for a microphone.
Evan Bourne: I'm here in CWF for one reason. And that is to take this company to new heights. Heights only Evan Bourne can reach. Just like I did every where else I have been around the world. Just like I will here. I have traveled the world in pursuit of being the best of the best. And now my search had lead me here to CWF. You know, and I've been watching this place for a while now, had my eye on it. And one man stood out to me week after week. And thats you Miz. I'm tired of you running your mouth, thinking you can do what ever you want to do. You act like your owed something, but the only thing that your owed a Shooting Star Press from yours truly. And you've gotten that.
The fans cheer for the newest, young, CWF Superstar!
Evan Bourne: If you know me, I'm not a man of many words, but I let my actions speak louder then any thing you can spit out Miz. I think it's gonna be fun to watch you loss to me. Because the last thing you'll be seeing when I'm done with you, is the most perfect Shooting Star Press to EVERY be done in wrestling crash down on you, crushing you, and stealing your breath. Thats when I'll make a believer out of you, and out of everyone else. Believe in Bourne.
Bourne shakes hands with Chuck Taylor as The Miz gets up and attacks Chuck Taylor from behind, Alberto Del Rio comes rushing down the ramp as Alberto Del Rio locks the cross-arm bar on Bourne as he screams in pain. Miz and Chuck Taylor begins brawling on the outside, once Del Rio lets go of the hold he slides out of the ring as Chuck Taylor assists Bourne. Del Rio grabs a microphone.
Del Rio: Do you all see that? Do you see what i did to your hero Evan Bourne?
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Del Rio: I am back in CWF because it is my destiny to become CWF world heavyweight champion! I am here to eliminate the competition one by one. And tonight I chose Evan Bourne!
JR: This is disgraceful, I'm hoping Evan Bourne is alright. Next up the main event!
Just when Del Rio and The Miz think they're safe.
I THINK I'M CUTE
I KNOW I'M SEXY
I'VE GOT THE LOOKS
Shawn Michaels comes from behind the curtain to a huge reaction, he gets down on his knees and looks to the ceiling as pyrotechnics explode from behind him. Shawn Michaels then gets up as he struts his way down to the ring, he asks for a microphone as Del Rio and The Miz roll out of the ring as they watch from the entrance ramp.
HBK;
Ya know somethin'? I've been backstage the entire time and I've been watchin' this match carefully. The Miz thought it was a smart move to take Chuck Taylor out from behind. Evan Bourne came to make the save but then you... Alberto Del Rio came out here tryin' to make a statement. Well, smart move amigo 'cos you've just earned yourself a match at Extreme Rules.
JR: Shawn Michaels is back in the building and it looks like he's challenging Alberto Del Rio!
Nah, I ain't the General Manager nor comin' back to the ring just yet. I'm mentorin' lil' Chuckie T 'ere. Chuckie has been wrestling for a long time in the independent scene and I see potential in him, that's why I'm goin' to mentor him to make sure he develops the style of this very business. That's my role for now but Del Rio... Vince and I don't get along as well as some people but I have the utmost respect for that man and believe me when I say this Alberto. Your behavior here is erratic, I remember when you held the CWF Heavyweight Championship... it wasn't that long ago indeed and Vince fired you. Well, well, well... it seems to me Vince has re-hired you, nothing new in a business like this Alberto. Your aggression and you trying to make an impact will not get you championship shots, not while I'm here!
The crowd pops for HBK's comments.
If you think for one moment what you did to Evan Bourne is going to earn you a shot then you're incorrect. I'll keep you waitin' Alberto; I'm not done just yet. Evan Bourne and Chuckie T here are two superstars in this roster and you're tryin' to take them out because they put in that potential. I ain't worried about Sheamus here, I'm worried about The Miz and you Del Rio. The both of you are not going to get anywhere behaving like this... which is why at Extreme Rules you and The Miz will be taking on Evan Bourne and Chuck Taylor in a tag match. But it won't be a normal tag match, the fans here are going to bringing the weapons!
Lawler: I'm going to bring my weapons along that's for sure!
HBK then raises Evan and Chuck's hands in the air as they celebrate. The Miz and Del Rio mutter words that are inaudible to each other as we go to commercial.
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Aussie Wrestler Niki Nitro posing; she's heading for TNA.
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Lawler: The show has been great so far Jim, time for the main event here.
JR: I'm looking forward to this one. Christian and HHH taking on Cena and Kane. This won't let me down that's for sure.
Lawler: With John Cena being added to the fatal four way; I really cannot wait to see how he will perform tonight. He's been on a great run so far, will he keep it up?
The camera pans across the arena at the excited CWF crowd before making its way down into the ring where Kane was already standing.
Kane's masked ok? But here he isn't.
Fire explodes from all corner turnbuckles as John Cena's music then hits.
So.... You Think You're Untouchable?
"Call me a Doctor" blares through the arena and can hardly be hard, what with all the boos for John Cena, the former Intercontinental Champion!
John Cena comes out in his ring attire looking ready for action as he makes his way to the ring.
JR: These two are looking hungry for action already!
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
HHH stops at the top of the entrance ramp looking to the floor as his music plays, HHH takes a sip of water before heading down the ramp where he takes another small sip of water before throwing the water bottle away. HHH comes to the side of the ring before stepping up on the middle of the apron where a spotlight is shown. After a few seconds HHH looks to the ceiling before spitting water all over his face as he then looks to the crowd and repeats before stepping into the ring.
GO!
is heard in the arena as the crowd all get up onto their feet and cheer. Christian comes out from the back with a smile on his face, happy to hear such a positive reaction. As he walks down the ramp, he high-fives anybody with their hand out, occasionally giving an encouraging word to a young fan. Christian walks over to the steel steps and walks up them, before climbing into the ring. Christian walks over to the opposite side of the ring.
Lawler: Here we go! HHH starting for his team facing Cena here.
The two men lock up in the middle of the ring as HHH manages to knock Cena's left arm off HHH's shoulder before putting him in a wristlock. Cena quickly reverses before grabbing HHH in a headlock but HHH escapes it quick enough before putting Cena in a hammer-lock, Cena ducks before applying a wrist-lock once again on HHH, HHH rolls onto the ground before sweeping to his feet as he puts Cena in a wrist-lock, Cena then rushes towards the ropes as he pushes HHH to the other side of the ropes, HHH bounces off as Cena looks for a shoulder-block but there's no effect. Cena rushes to the ropes charging at HHH but HHH grabs him and hits him with a spinebuster. HHH then gets to his feet before taking a few steps back, HHH then walks to Cena slowly before hitting a huge knee drop as HHH rolls. HHH then grabs Cena's arm before walking towards Christian and tagging him.
JR: What a great start we've got here!
Christian begins throwing left and rights before tossing Cena to the corner turnbuckle; Christian charges at Cena but Cena moves out of the way before hitting a clothesline on Christian. Cena begins stomping on Christian at the corner turnbuckle before moving back, Kane begins to distract the referee. As Cena walks up to Christian, he ends up being slammed into the second rope turnbuckle after Christian grabs him. Christian gets the upper hand here after kicking Cena a few times in the torso. Christian gets onto the top rope holding Cena's neck as Christian leaps off looking for a Tornado DDT but Cena pushes him away. Christian comes charging back at Cena only to be met with a quick Fisherman Suplex. Cena looks for a pinfall.
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Cena then grabs Christian's arm as he lifts him to his feet; Christian then escapes the arm drag hold before tossing Cena to the ropes, Cena comes back and gets met with a dropkick from Christian. Christian rushes over and tags HHH. HHH walks up to Cena before throwing him to the ropes, HHH follows Cena before delivering a high-knee strike. HHH grabs Cena and hits a backbreaker before pinning.
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HHH then drags Cena to the middle of the ring before kicking Cena in the guts, HHH looks for the pedigree but Kane rushes into the ring before grabbing HHH's throat. Kane looks for a chokeslam but the ref pushes Kane back and tells him he has yet to be tagged. Kane steps onto the apron, Cena quickly tags Kane in. Kane goes back into the ring but he's met with HHH kicking him in the stomach before HHH begins stomping on Kane instantly. HHH then hits a Thesz Press before throwing multiple punches, HHH grabs Kane to his feet as he looks for an Irish-Whip but Kane reverses before clotheslining HHH at the corner turnbuckle. Kane does it once more before HHH walks towards Kane and gets met with a sidewalk slam. Kane looks for the pinfall.
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JR: Kane is really dominating here.
Kane then tosses HHH to the corner turnbuckle as Christian makes the blind tag, Kane rushes towards HHH but Christian jumps up before connecting with a springboard drop kick. Christian rushes over for a pinfall.
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As Kane get to his feet Christian continues to punch him as Kane fights it out and tosses Christian to the ropes where Cena holds down the top rope as Christian falls to the outside. Kane begins to distract the referee as Cena on the outside slams Christian into the steel post before throwing him back to the ring. Kane looks at Christian and lifts him into a tombstone piledriver position but Christian escapes and has Kane into a schoolboy pin.
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Kane gets to his feet and looks for a huge clothesline but Christian ducks before locking in the Killswitch; Christian connects with the Killswitch as he looks for the pinfall.
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Cena breaks it up!
Cena grabs Christian and tosses him over the ring before beating him down; HHH hops down from the apron and clotheslines Cena before HHH helps Christian back into the ring. Kane gets to his feet as he grabs Christian in the tombstone piledriver position but Christian escapes before tagging HHH quickly. Cena sees the opportunity and grabs Christian's feet before knocking him off the apron. Cena grabs Christian onto his shoulders before delivering a thunderous FU onto the steel steps. Kane and HHH are going at it back and forth, HHH tosses Kane to the ropes as a blind tag is made. HHH kicks Kane in the stomach as he sets for a Pedigree. Cena sneaks into the ring from the other side before grabbing HHH's neck and rolling off Kane's back. Kane flips over and makes an unique pinfall.
Lawler: Great tag work here, but it's something you don't see everyday!
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Cena rushes over to HHH before throwing him to the corner turnbuckle. Cena charges at HHH but stops just before he gets to him. Cena throws a huge right hand before pushing HHH so Cena can hit a one-handed bulldog. Cena then grabs HHH in the STF as Cena tells Kane to grab Christian. HHH struggles as he slowly gets towards the ropes. Kane walks over and grabs Christian and rolls him into the ring. Cena smiles as Kane raises his hands as the fire pyrotechnics goes off.
JR: What the hell is going on now?!
Cena lets go of HHH as Cena grabs Christian and places him onto his shoulders. Kane grabs HHH in a chokeslam position, as Cena hits the FU, Kane follows it with a quick chokeslam. Cena drops to his feet and makes the pinfall on HHH.
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JR: What a great tag match, Cena and Kane sure worked together in this one and Cena proves why he is truly unstoppable.
Jim Ross: HHH spent a lot of time in the ring, it looked as if he was close and Christian's performance tonight is not to ignore. Christian really showed it tonight but fell short.
Kane and Cena celebrate in the ring. Kane raises his hands in the air as Cena does his 'Word Life' hand signal as the fire pyrotechnics explode as the show goes off air.
CREDITS:
The Miz vs. Chuck Taylor vs. Sheamus, Beer Money vs. Drew/Hawkins - Hoov
Ryder vs. Ziggler, Rhodes/CM/Orton - Bronzy
Kane & Cena vs. HHH & Christian, MVP/Henry vs. Hardyz, The Show, Coding, Promos - Andrew
CONFIRMED FOR EXTREME RULES:
Cena vs. Christian vs. Finlay vs. The Rock © - Fatal Four Way Falls Count Anywhere for the CWF Heavyweight Championship
Bourne & Chuck Taylor vs. Alberto Del Rio & The Miz - Tag Team Fans Bring The Weapon Match
Sheamus vs. Jericho - Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match
He's just sitting there not making a sound as the camera moves in closer. As it does, Pillman takes notice.
Loose Cannon: WAR is finally here! The time has come for Steve and I to wage WAR against all of the other so-called tag teams in this organization. Tonight 4 teams battle it out in the middle of that ring but it doesn't matter one bit because Steve and I plan on beating the hell out of anyone who comes in our way. Next week, we get the Outlaws. We get to completely obliterate Road Dogg and Billy Gunn. You know how they say “We've got two words for ya!” ? Well, Outlaws, we have two things you can do next week when we whip your asses: Nothing and Like It! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Just then, Austin walks into the room drinking a can of beer. He finishes it off, crushes the can, and throws it into the corner of the room. He sits down right next to Pillman.
Stone Cold: Now look here Road Dogg Jesse James and Bad Ass Billy Gunn, lemme lay somethin' out for you nice and damn clear. We respect what you've done in this business but we ain't here to patronize nobody and we damn sure ain't here to be nobody's friends. We're here to whip ass and take names and that's exactly what we're gonna do. The fact of the matter is, we don't care who it is. Whether it's Beer Money our The Outlaws, or even Drew McIntyre and Curt Hawkins, It don't make one damn bit of difference to Stone Cold and Brian Pillman. We're the best damn tag team this business has ever known and we're gonna pick up exactly where we left off. AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!
Austin angrily glares into the camera as Pillman laughs maniacally.
Jim Ross: Welcome to a Monday Night WAR and what a show we've got tonight!
Jerry Lawler: I am looking forward to the show, we get to see the first bracket of the tag tournaments and to find out the number one contender tonight to Jericho's title!
Jim Ross: This will be very interesting tonight. Let's get underway!
IF YA SMELLLLLLL........
The crowd becomes overjoyed as “The Great One” The Rock, our new CWF World Heavyweight Champion makes his way out to ringside. He walks down the ramp with a microphone already in hand and climbs into the ring.
JR: What a way to kick off tonight's show with our NEW CWF Champion, The People's Champion, The Rock!
King: You said it, JR! I'm so thrilled to have The Rock represent us instead of that slimeball Alberto Del Rio!
JR: Couldn't agree with you more, King!
The Rock stands in the middle of the ring as the fans are going nuts. He then begins his speech.
The Rock: FINALLY! The Rock HAS COME BACK.....To Sydney, Australia! Last Sunday, everyone in this arena, everyone watching at home all around the world was witness to The Most Electrifying Moment in the history of the CWF and that was when The Rock took what was rightfully his and that is the CWF Championship. At Vengeance, Alberto Del Rio pulled out all the stops: Attacking The Rock from behind, using the ropes, grabbing tights, and Christian tried his damnedest to try and stop The Rock but The Rock knew that the only sum bitch walking out of the Staples Center as the CWF Champion was The Great One himself!
The crowd pops loud as The Rock continues to talk about his accomplishments.
The Rock: But now, it's time to call out the NEW number one contender to The Rock's CWF Championship. Finlay, get your monkey ass out here!
The Rock waits for Finlay to arrive but, instead “Captain Charisma” Christian comes out to a loud pop and much to The Rock's confusion.
JR: It's Christian. He's obviously got a few choice words for The Rock here tonight.
Christian walks down to the ring and is handed a microphone. He climbs into the ring and gets face-to-face with the CWF Champion.
Christian: Well, I just want to get a few things off my chest. First things first, I want to congratulate you, Rock, for becoming the new CWF Champion and finally shutting Alberto Del Rio up for good. But, something doesn't sit right for me or my Peeps here. You see, Rock, Last Sunday at Vengeance, I was never pinned so technically I never lost. I know Finlay won a number one contenders match against “Dashing” Cody Rhodes, but I really couldn't care less about that. Right now, Rock, I want to go ONE-on-ONE with The Great One!
The crowd pops loud as Christian flat-out challenges The Rock for a title match. The Rock lays down his title right by his feet and glares at Christian.
The Rock: So, let The Rock get this straight: You want to face The Rock in the middle of his ring in front of the millions....
The crowd screams back “AND MILLIONS!” at The Rock.
The Rock: And millions of The Rock's fans for his CWF Championship? Well, the only thing The Rock has to say about that is JUST BRING IT!
JR: The crowd is going absolutely ballistic here, King!
King: Christian vs. Rock one-on-one. I love it!
Just as both men continue to glare at one another, Finlay, the number one contender comes out to a chorus of cheers. He looks to be all business here tonight.
He grabs a microphone from ringside and climbs into the ring and faces both The Rock and Christian.
Finlay: Woah woah woah, hold the phone there Christian. You have every right to be angry, but you lost. Simple as that. There's no sugar-coating or denying that. At Vengeance, I defeated Cody Rhodes and earned my opportunity to face The Rock for the CWF Championship. I hate to say this, Christian, but you had your chance and you blew it. So, we can't help you with a title match but, if you're looking for a fight, then that's something I can help you with because I love a good fight!
Finlay gets in Christian's face and both men have a stare-down. Just then, as all 3 men are distracted, John Cena runs down towards the ring.
JR: What the hell is John Cena doing out here?!
Cena slides into the ring and goes after The Rock. Rock and Cena begin to brawl as does Finlay and Christian. All 4 men are slugging it out. Rock and Cena are going at it in the ring and Christian and Finlay have made their way to the outside.
King: It's sheer pandemonium out here, JR!
JR: These 4 men are going at it! It's a slobber-knocker out here!
Just as these 4 men continue to beat the hell out of each other, Vince McMahon appears on the stage with a microphone in hand.
Vince McMahon: STOP IT! STOP IT! DAMNIT! I SAID STOP IT RIGHT NOW! I will be damned if something like this is gonna take place on my show. Bischoff might have allowed it but I'm not. You all want a title match, obviously, so I'll tell you what I'll do. At Extreme Rules, it will be The Rock defending his CWF Championship in an Extreme Rules match against.....Finlay........and Christian.......and John Cena! Now get out of my ring because I have another announcement to make!
The four leave the ring as Mr. McMahon heads to the ring.
JR: WOW! What a bombshell by Mr. McMahon tonight!
Vince McMahon: After what you just witnessed... Things are shaping up, right after I finish my announcement we are going to see the beginning of the Tag Team Tournament which will feature the very first bracket which will have Beer Money facing AJ Styles & Daniels followed by Mark Henry & MVP taking on The Hardyz. Now the winner of these two will face off next week now with that being said. Bracket Two will begin next week because at Extreme Rules the winner from Bracket One and Bracket Two will square off in a Tables Match!
Vince McMahon walks off as he heads backstage; the camera somewhat follows him into the parking lot where a limo has been pulled up. We see AJ Styles and Daniels are heading out of the car; instantly they are taken out by two people wearing a black mask over their head and long black trench-coat jackets, a voice is then heard.
Vince McMahon: Great stuff boys; now come inside.
JR: What the...?
The camera switches off; after a good thirty seconds we see the two men in Vince's office. The two men are yet to be visible to the camera with their backs turned.
Vince McMahon: After working out the tag division; I scouted around and I've found someone much more suitable then those two. This man is the 'Chosen One' of the business here and his partner is one who I see extraordinary talent in. Turn around boys and reveal yourself!
'Not Quite Yet' is what's heard.
We cut back to ringside.
BEER! MONEY!
The crowd boos immediately after hearing the theme of these two men. James Storm and Robert Roode come down to the ring.
JR: This crowd not to thrilled about having to see these two men. Beer Money, like them or not, are one hell of a tag team and definitely a force to be reckoned with here in CWF!
King: You're not lying, JR, but they have their work cut out for them tonight. Tonight, they were scheduled to face AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels but they were taken out and subsequently fired from CWF and replaced with this next team.
As Beer Money reaches the ring, Drew McIntyre and Curt Hawkins rush out from the back and start to attack Beer Money from behind.
JR: Well, what more could you expect from this tandem?
Drew and Curt continue their heinous act outside of the ring. Curt slams Roode's head down on the steel steps as Drew rams Storm into the ringpost. These two ruthless individuals throw their opponents into the ring as the match officially begins. We start off with Drew and Storm. Drew has mounted Storm and is punishing him with right hands. The referee separates the two men and Drew gets up to his feet. As Storm goes to get to his feet, Drew kicks him right in the temple. Roode tries to intervene but the referee stops him. While being distracted with Roode, Drew and Curt both his a double suplex to Storm. As the referee turns back around, Drew has Storm covered. He makes the pin.
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JR: Storm has absolutely no quit in his body, that's for sure!
Drew cannot believe it. He tags in Curt and Curt connects with a couple of hard shots to Storm's midsection. He whips Storm into the ropes and catches him with a dropkick on the rebound. Curt then begins stomping away at Storm. Curt gets cocky and climbs the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd. Drew turns around on the apron and starts in as well. Meanwhile, Storm crawls his way over to his corner and tags in an eager Roode. Roode gets the tag and barrels over to Hawkins and starts clubbing him in the back repeatedly. Hawkins climbs down and shoves Roode away. As Roode comes back, Curt catches him with a drop toe hold. Curt tags in McIntyre and Drew stomps away at Roode. As Curt tags in Drew, he runs over and knocks Storm to the outside of the ring and, as he does, Storm hits his head on the announcer's table.
JR: McIntyre and Hawkins have been completely dominant thus far!
Drew picks Roode up to his feet and hits a Future Shock DDT. As he does, Hawkins has scaled the top rope and comes crashing down on Roode with a Macho Man-esque Elbow Drop. Drew makes the cover.
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YOUR WINNERS @ 5:54 DREW MCINTYRE AND CURT HAWKINS!
Drew and Curt celebrate as Beer Money slide out of the ring looking at Drew & Curt as they head backstage.
JR: Well, this new team took it directly to Beer Money and advances to the next round of the Tag Team Title Tournament.
King: These guys.....I dunno if they can be stopped!
Drew McIntyre requests for a microphone.
Drew McIntyre: This is exactly why... Vince McMahon signed us to a contract. Beer Money has wasted me time comin' out 'ere, nobody will be able to stop 'The Scottish Sinister' and 'The Party Starter' Curt Hawkins. You people wonder why... why isn't AJ Styles or Christopher Daniels are not here. It's because Vince McMahon is not stupid like the rest of you. When Vince McMahon sees potential and opportunity he will take it, he sees us as a threat to the Tag Division... As for Hardyz and Mark Henry and MVP... I know you're comin' out 'ere next but I guarantee you it's goin' to be danger'us. Nobody is safe 'ere 'cos that gold is comin' around me waist at Extreme Rules, I have a ruthless aggression that cannot be stopped and Curt Hawkins is my tag partner and for so long you've all under-estimated what he can do in this very ring. Our work tonight was a clear example; So whatev'r you think of us... you are goin' to give us the respect we deserve. So I suggest the Tag Division gets prepar'd for what's in store because right now it's all about Drew McIntyre and Curt Hawkins.
Drew McIntyre drops the microphone as he heads to the commentary with Curt Hawkins.
Jerry Lawler: Well Drew, you did make quick work of Beer Money there tonight.
Drew McIntyre: You see the next tag team coming out are not worthy of gold, we'll show you exactly what we mean.
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The Hardyz make their way to the ring to a chorus of boo's. As soon as they get into the ring, a theme song is heard.
The bell rings as Jeff Hardy is in the ring as Mark Henry starts off for his team. MVP hops off the apron as Mark Henry turns around looking confused but MVP rushes over to where Matt Hardy is and grabs his feet before Matt slams onto the canvas. MVP begins stomping as Jeff Hardy tries to punch Mark Henry, Henry turns around before delivering 'The World's Strongest Slam' as Henry goes for a pinfall.
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JR: That was a quick match...
Lawler: I'm actually somewhat surprised, MVP and Mark Henry sure had a game plan...
Drew McIntyre: Give me a moment.
Curt Hawkins sneakily goes around the side of the ring as MVP turns around, Curt Hawkins boots MVP right in the face. Henry looks over the ropes as he threatens Hawkins. Drew McIntyre delivers a low kick to Mark's shins before Henry drops down to his knees. Drew then delivers the Future Shock on Henry as Curt Hawkins drags MVP into the ring. Hawkins grabs MVP before delivering 'The Taste of Pain'.
As Drew and Curt are celebrating what they have just done, Vince McMahon makes his way back down to ringside with a microphone in hand.
Vince McMahon: Well, Drew, Curt.....You know I have the up-most respect for both of you gentlemen but your actions tonight were resembled those of a bunch of juvenile delinquents. I didn't hire you two for that type of behavior. So, I'll tell you what I'm going to do. The second round match that was scheduled to take place between you two and MVP and Mark Henry is going to take place....NOW! Ring the bell!
Vince signals for the bell as McIntyre and Hawkins plead with McMahon to reconsider. Just at that moment, both MVP and Henry make it to their feet and are angrily glaring at the two chosen ones. MVP and Henry start taking it to the both of them. MVP clotheslines Drew over the top rope as Henry grabs Hawkins and hits a World's Strongest Slam. Henry makes the pin.
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YOUR WINNERS @ 1:15 MVP AND MARK HENRY
OOC: Ignore the third guy
JR: So, MVP and Mark Henry automatically advance to the finals at Extreme Rules to face the winner of the second bracket tournament. What a night!
King: And, JR, it couldn't have happened to nicer guys!
JR: Next week is sure going to look good!
We then go see a video montage.
We see a video montage from earlier on featuring Chuck Taylor.
Chuck Taylor;
I gathered I should teach everybody a valuable lesson in life. This right here... is my hometown, everybody here calls me Raccoon City's Favorite Son. I'm well-loved around here, why? I enjoy fishing, I enjoy the nature that Kentucky has to offer. When I breathe this natural air, it amazes me to know this state of Kentucky is what brought me to CWF. All my times training in the wild, all my times focusing on what I could achieve... Finally the moment's here, tonight I am going to debut in the lovely country of Australia. In a city that is famous for it's Opera House and it's big city; am I afraid, of course I am. Coming from a small country town like this, to being in a city... with millions of people and to perform in a big crowd, I've got butterflies in my stomach right now.
But tonight, I take on two people who believe they've got what it takes to face Chris Jericho at Extreme Rules. First I have The Miz who claims he's awesome but Miz quit playing games on your playstation, experience the nature life like I have... Tonight I know you won't be succeeding at all, you've gotten way over your imaginative thought to believe that you have a chance. As for Sheamus; he's experienced the nature life... coming from Ireland where nature is all around, fightin' like the Celtic Warrior he claims to be... Well, it looks as if it's a knife to a gun fight tonight; will I succeed or will I fall short? The answer to that later tonight.
We return to ringside where Ziggler is awaiting his opponent.
Now familiar theme is hear of sound system and fans makes a huge pop for Zack Ryder shows up on a ramp and fist pumping with Scott Stanford...
Zack walks down to the ramps as the fans cheer, Zack then slides into the ring as the bell rings.
Ryder and Dolph stand in the center of the ring then circle the ring. As they are at one end, Zack starts talking to a member of the crowd, and Dolph tries to land the cheap shot, which is quickly blocked by Ryder.
JR: Well, in the early goings, this hasn't been fast paced action, but you gotta believe it'll pick up soon.
Dolph holds his nose is pain as Ryder lands right hand shots on him backing him up to the ropes. He irish whips Dolph, looking for a clothesline, but he ducks.
JR: Nice evasion by Ziggler.
Lawler: Don't worry, Dolph's got this match well in.
Dolph comes off the ropes, only to run into a Rough Ryder! Ryder goes for the cover!
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Here is your winner at 1:58, Zack Ryder!
Lawler: Impressive work by Ryder... Where to from here, we're going to commercial.
Dolph holds his nose is pain as Ryder lands right hand shots on him backing him up to the ropes. He irish whips Dolph, looking for a clothesline, but he ducks.
JR: Nice evasion by Ziggler.
Lawler: Don't worry, Dolph's got this match well in.
Dolph comes off the ropes, only to run into a Rough Ryder! Ryder goes for the cover!
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Here is your winner at 1:58, Zack Ryder!
Lawler: Impressive work by Ryder... Where to from here, we're going to commercial.
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Camera cuts backstage where is Zack Ryder is...
Zack Ryder: So, this is it huh ? This is broski WAR huh ? No way ! This is´nt the way how Zack pack want´s it going ! I lost my debut match - fail ! I must fight with Dolphin and his pig face girlfriend Piggie - fail ! And I still don´t have any push - MEGA FAIL ! That´s not how I see´s it ! And I´m going to do something with it ! Guys, I´m gonna show you how´s it going around here ! Camera, follow me !
Zack Ryder walk´s through the hallway and looking around and he steps into some room..
Zack Ryder: So, this is toilet ! It is the place where even queen of england must sit down to her ass ! And me ? I must every time I steps here take a photo of me before the mirror !
Zack Ryder: Just like Cody Rhodes told me, I´m trying to be dashing ! And I nearly am, but I never will be dashing without title ! So Cody, if you are so clever, tell whoever to give me title shot ! Now get out of there !
Zack walks out of toilet and continue in his walk through hallway and steps somewhere...
Zack Ryder: And this is interview place ! And you know what ? I´ve never had any interview there ! Why ? Cause I´m not great enough ? Cause I don´t have it ? NO ! I have it, and I´m great cause I´m ultimate broski, but these jerks just don´t see´s it ! Let´s get out of here !
Zack continues in his walk and sees John Cena...
Zack Ryder: And this is him ! GREAT John Cena ! The man with push ! Not like me ! Hello John !
Zack Ryder: See you later, bro ! Let´s go to my locker room !
Zack steps into his locker room and look into camera ...
Zack Ryder: And this is locker room of master of broski´s himself - ME ! It is smallest locker room of all superstars on roster ! WHY ?! I should be ultimate locker roomer ! So please, please give me a chance and I will show what Zack is capable of ! WOO WOO WOO, you know it, bro !
Zack Ryder: So, this is it huh ? This is broski WAR huh ? No way ! This is´nt the way how Zack pack want´s it going ! I lost my debut match - fail ! I must fight with Dolphin and his pig face girlfriend Piggie - fail ! And I still don´t have any push - MEGA FAIL ! That´s not how I see´s it ! And I´m going to do something with it ! Guys, I´m gonna show you how´s it going around here ! Camera, follow me !
Zack Ryder walk´s through the hallway and looking around and he steps into some room..
Zack Ryder: So, this is toilet ! It is the place where even queen of england must sit down to her ass ! And me ? I must every time I steps here take a photo of me before the mirror !
Zack Ryder: Just like Cody Rhodes told me, I´m trying to be dashing ! And I nearly am, but I never will be dashing without title ! So Cody, if you are so clever, tell whoever to give me title shot ! Now get out of there !
Zack walks out of toilet and continue in his walk through hallway and steps somewhere...
Zack Ryder: And this is interview place ! And you know what ? I´ve never had any interview there ! Why ? Cause I´m not great enough ? Cause I don´t have it ? NO ! I have it, and I´m great cause I´m ultimate broski, but these jerks just don´t see´s it ! Let´s get out of here !
Zack continues in his walk and sees John Cena...
Zack Ryder: And this is him ! GREAT John Cena ! The man with push ! Not like me ! Hello John !
Zack Ryder: See you later, bro ! Let´s go to my locker room !
Zack steps into his locker room and look into camera ...
Zack Ryder: And this is locker room of master of broski´s himself - ME ! It is smallest locker room of all superstars on roster ! WHY ?! I should be ultimate locker roomer ! So please, please give me a chance and I will show what Zack is capable of ! WOO WOO WOO, you know it, bro !
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One of the most electrifying entrances in all of sports-entertainment begins as the Acer Arena explodes with exhiliration at Jericho. He's in a showy mood today, has a new jacket, and of course, the shiny new Intercontinental Championship. He poses on the ramp, arms outstretched.
Jericho turns round and pumps his fist and hurries down the ramp, he can't wait to talk to his Jerichoholics.
Jericho walks up the steel steps, onto the apron, and spins around after looking like he's gonna get in. He leans on the ropes and stares at his Jerichoholics, young, old, men, women, and probably some other undefined people.
Jericho throws his jacket into the crowd of screaming people, and grabs a mic from the ring technician. He stands in the ring for a few seconds, looking up, thinking what to say, and chuckles to himself before raising the microphone.
Jericho:Ladies, Gentlemen, Children, Vickie Guerrero, and Jerichoholics of all ages, Welcome to...
Jericho:WAR!
Jericho:IS!
Jericho:JERICHOOOOOO!
Jericho:So, unless you've been hiding behind Vickie for the past few weeks, you ought to know me, but especially for Dolph Ziggler, I'll just let you know that I'm Chris Jericho. Now, I want to share something with all my Jerichoholics, and that is, the brand new form of Jerichohol, it is the rare, and fine win known as THE 10 TIME INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIOOON!
Jericho raises the belt into the air with one hand and displays it to the crowd, who react accordingly.
Jericho:Now, I know you guys want me on TV all the time, but there's some dumb match card or something that's reserved most of the night, so I'll make this quick, I did do what I said I would. I DID beat Cena at Vengeance, as though anyone didn't see that one coming, am I right? Anyway, tonight we got 3 guys duking it out for a shot at my Intercontinental Championship, we've got The Miz, a man who looks like the strange love child of Todd Grisham and the duck monster. We have Sheamus, the man who looks like Beeker from the muppets, if he tried to take a bath in milk, but then found out it was paint. And then we got Chuck Taylor..now this guy, he's not so bad, he sort of reminds me of me, when I was young, except I was, and still am, a whole lot better looking. And obviously, I'm a whole lot better. But whatever, what I'm out to tell all my Jerichoholics, is ANOTHER promise I plan to keep, defeating whichever one of these assclowns at Extreme Rules, whether it be in an Irish Street Fight, a Tables Match, or an Arm Wrestling contest, I will walk out of Extreme Rules, STILL the 10-time intercontinental champion, STILL the Sexay Beast, STILL the Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah, because I will always be, 100%, CHRIS JERICHOOOOO!
The crowd explodes with enthusiasm as Jericho once again drops the microphone and raises the title in the air, as War cuts to its next segment.
Jericho turns round and pumps his fist and hurries down the ramp, he can't wait to talk to his Jerichoholics.
Jericho walks up the steel steps, onto the apron, and spins around after looking like he's gonna get in. He leans on the ropes and stares at his Jerichoholics, young, old, men, women, and probably some other undefined people.
Jericho throws his jacket into the crowd of screaming people, and grabs a mic from the ring technician. He stands in the ring for a few seconds, looking up, thinking what to say, and chuckles to himself before raising the microphone.
Jericho:Ladies, Gentlemen, Children, Vickie Guerrero, and Jerichoholics of all ages, Welcome to...
Jericho:WAR!
Jericho:IS!
Jericho:JERICHOOOOOO!
Jericho:So, unless you've been hiding behind Vickie for the past few weeks, you ought to know me, but especially for Dolph Ziggler, I'll just let you know that I'm Chris Jericho. Now, I want to share something with all my Jerichoholics, and that is, the brand new form of Jerichohol, it is the rare, and fine win known as THE 10 TIME INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIOOON!
Jericho raises the belt into the air with one hand and displays it to the crowd, who react accordingly.
Jericho:Now, I know you guys want me on TV all the time, but there's some dumb match card or something that's reserved most of the night, so I'll make this quick, I did do what I said I would. I DID beat Cena at Vengeance, as though anyone didn't see that one coming, am I right? Anyway, tonight we got 3 guys duking it out for a shot at my Intercontinental Championship, we've got The Miz, a man who looks like the strange love child of Todd Grisham and the duck monster. We have Sheamus, the man who looks like Beeker from the muppets, if he tried to take a bath in milk, but then found out it was paint. And then we got Chuck Taylor..now this guy, he's not so bad, he sort of reminds me of me, when I was young, except I was, and still am, a whole lot better looking. And obviously, I'm a whole lot better. But whatever, what I'm out to tell all my Jerichoholics, is ANOTHER promise I plan to keep, defeating whichever one of these assclowns at Extreme Rules, whether it be in an Irish Street Fight, a Tables Match, or an Arm Wrestling contest, I will walk out of Extreme Rules, STILL the 10-time intercontinental champion, STILL the Sexay Beast, STILL the Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah, because I will always be, 100%, CHRIS JERICHOOOOO!
The crowd explodes with enthusiasm as Jericho once again drops the microphone and raises the title in the air, as War cuts to its next segment.
The camera cuts at parking lot where limousine just arrived and fans impatiently wait who gonna step out ...
The doors open as Ted Dibiase steps out and smiles and waits before the limo...
door opens again and now Alex Riley steps out and fans are shocked again as they see Ted and Alex shake hands ...
Alex Riley: Ready ?
Ted DiBiase: Sure ! Let´s go !
Alex and Ted go straight through hallway and asks for Vince McMahon as no one says them where he is they get into locker room where is Todd Grisham ..
Alex Riley: Where is Vince McMahon ?
Todd Grisham: hello Alex and Ted, I... Vince McMahon is currently busy in his office, he's warned me to advise you that nobody goes in there.
Ted DiBiase: What ? Are you kidding us ?
Todd Grisham: No I'm not.
Alex Riley: So we must present us by ourselves ! So for who don´t know me, I´m Alex Riley and this is Ted DiBiase !
Ted DiBiase: Yes and yesterday we signed our contracts with CWF ! And it means class wrestlers is finally in CWF !
Alex Riley: Thats right ! We got money, might, money, girls, money and .... MORE MONEY !
Ted DiBiase: Good one Alex. Now Todd, get out !
Todd Grisham: O...K
Todd went out of locker room and camera focus on Ted DiBiase..
Ted DiBiase: I can buy anything ! I can buy CWF ! But tag team of myself and Alex is priceless ! And now, we want some gold baby ! I must call to somesone, So, get lost !
Ted takes mobile and calls somewhere and camera gets back to arena...
I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD!!!
JR: Wow King, this match didn't start that long ago and this match has gone full steam ahead!
Lawler: I can't wait for the rest of this, JR! My money's on Punk.
Rhodes taunts the crowd in the ring, pointing to his face, talking about his looks to some woman in the crowd. Orton and Punk slowly recover on the other end of the ring. Orton is first to get up, paying back Rhodes by now rushing him from behind and tossing him out of the ring as his back collides with the concrete floor. Randy has a wicked look on his face at Rhodes' pain, but turns his attention Punk. He lifts him up from the ground, but is met with various forearm shots. Orton kicks him in the gut, and lifts him up high in the air in a suplex. He holds this for about 5 to 6 seconds before dropping down backwards as Punk's spine collides with the canvas.
Lawler: Believe me when I say it JR, that hurts a LOT.
JR: I'll have to take your word for it King, but I don't think that comforts CM Punk!
Orton kicks a defenseless Punk in the stomach as he tries to find a vertical base. Orton sees Rhodes climbing up on the apron, and runs at him before hitting a big knee lift to the gut. He pulls him through the ropes and leaves his feet on the middle rope, looking for the DDT. Rhodes suddenly sweeps his feet off the ropes and lifts Orton up onto his back, grabbing his legs before throwing him forward and stunning him with the Alabama Slam! Cody makes the cover!
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Kickout by Orton!
JR: Gonna take more than that to put down Orton, King, but that was indeed a beautiful counter.
Lawler: Getting some lucky counter won't win the match JR.
Rhodes looks perturbed at Orton kicking out as Punk pulls himself up on the apron, where he had rolled out unbeknown to anyone. He springboards off as Rhodes reaches his feet, and connects with a massive flying clothesline! Punk falls to the side and picks himself up to his feet, as he sees Randall recovering. He stalks him from behind and waits before lifting him up on his shoulders, looking for the GTS!
JR: This could spell doom for Orton here King!
Lawler: Come on Punk! You can do it!
Orton fights to stay alive in this match as he lands various side elbows to the skull of Punk. He is finally forced to let him go, and as they both reach a vertical base, Orton connects with a european uppercut that staggers Punk. Quickly, he runs at Orton, only to be met with a clothesline. Quickly, he tries again and the same result happens. Rhodes suddenly flies through the air at Orton, connecting with a dropkick straight to his jaw. Punk runs over and starts to land forearm shots. Rhodes shoves him away, screaming at him not to hit his face. Rhodes backs up in the corner holding his nose when he his met with Punk's knee in the corner! Punk quickly side headlocks Cody and hits the bulldog. As Orton recovers, he goes for him, but he ducks, and as Punk comes back off the ropes, he hits the powerslam as both men attempt to recover on the apron.
JR: Oh no, look at that look in Orton's eye King, you know what he wants now.
Lawler: Orton's a madman in that ring, JR! Get out of there, Punk!
Orton walks over as both men recover and goes for something the WAR crowd haven't seen yet. He hooks the heads of both men and pulls them through the ropes. He stops for a moment, and stares and smiles at the people in the crowd before connecting with a double DDT! Orton quickly grabs Punk by his hair and tosses him into the middle of the ring. He rolles over Punk and slithers onto him for the cover.
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Kickout by Punk!
JR: What incredible resilience being shown by CM Punk!
Lawler: I told you he can do this, JR!
Orton rubs his chin in though as though pondering what to do next. He finally gets the idea in his mind as he falls down next to Punk on the floor and begins to beat his fists on the mat. Orton has completley psyched himself into the match as he stares at Punk. As the Straight Edge Saviour reaches his feet, Orton goes for the RKO! But he's pushed off the ropes at the last second. As Orton rebounds, he's lifted up onto CM's shoulders. Punk is going for the GTS, but Rhodes clotheslines him from behind as he and Orton both fall, Orton taking a bad bump on his side. He falls out of the ring as Rhodes hooks the head of Punk, looking for Cross Rhodes. Suddenly, Punk unhooks himself and pulls Rhodes by his arm, lifting him onto his shoulders, and smiling at the crowd before hitting the GTS!
JR: What a manouver by CM Punk, such technical ability!
Lawler: I knew it! I knew it JR! Haha!
Punk quickly makes the cover on Rhodes as his eyes roll back in his head.
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Here is your winner at 18:26, CM Punk!
CM Punk then gives a serious look to the crowd before chuckling as he leaves the ring.
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The doors open as Ted Dibiase steps out and smiles and waits before the limo...
door opens again and now Alex Riley steps out and fans are shocked again as they see Ted and Alex shake hands ...
Alex Riley: Ready ?
Ted DiBiase: Sure ! Let´s go !
Alex and Ted go straight through hallway and asks for Vince McMahon as no one says them where he is they get into locker room where is Todd Grisham ..
Alex Riley: Where is Vince McMahon ?
Todd Grisham: hello Alex and Ted, I... Vince McMahon is currently busy in his office, he's warned me to advise you that nobody goes in there.
Ted DiBiase: What ? Are you kidding us ?
Todd Grisham: No I'm not.
Alex Riley: So we must present us by ourselves ! So for who don´t know me, I´m Alex Riley and this is Ted DiBiase !
Ted DiBiase: Yes and yesterday we signed our contracts with CWF ! And it means class wrestlers is finally in CWF !
Alex Riley: Thats right ! We got money, might, money, girls, money and .... MORE MONEY !
Ted DiBiase: Good one Alex. Now Todd, get out !
Todd Grisham: O...K
Todd went out of locker room and camera focus on Ted DiBiase..
Ted DiBiase: I can buy anything ! I can buy CWF ! But tag team of myself and Alex is priceless ! And now, we want some gold baby ! I must call to somesone, So, get lost !
Ted takes mobile and calls somewhere and camera gets back to arena...
I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD!!!
The crowd continues to gasp in shock as the Legend Killer Randy Orton makes his way down to the ring. He is dressed in wrestling gear. The crowd begins bowing to him as a sign of respect to which he merely nods his head.
He climbs up the ring steps before stepping between the ropes and getting in the ring. He looks around the ring before turning his attention to the turnbuckle and getting up on it and waving his hands out as the crowd applauds him.
Just when the crowd quietens down a very familiar riff is heard around the arena.
The very familiar self-proclaimed Straight Edge Savior, CM Punk is seen on his way to the ring. He does the typical pose, when he does his hand-roll and looks again at the Xs he has written on his hands. Then he shouts something that no one could understand and rolled under the third rope just into the ring.
WHOAAAAA!!!
You're Only Smoke And Mirrors!
Cody Rhodes' entrance theme hits the PA system much to the fans dislike. Cody smirks and turns round to face the titantron looking at his 'dashing' face. He slowly walks down the ramp and he ignores the boos from the fans.
He climbs up the steel steps and gets into the ring.
The match begins as the 3 men stare at each other from the corner. Rhodes is the first to move, exploding at Punk in the corner. Punk counters, throwing him into the corner and hitting various right hands, and then begins to stomp him in the corner. Orton suddenly rushes his from behind with a clothesline and Irish whips him to the opposite corner. Rhodes recovers as Orton has his back turned and throws him into Punk, a collision which causes both men to collapse.He climbs up the ring steps before stepping between the ropes and getting in the ring. He looks around the ring before turning his attention to the turnbuckle and getting up on it and waving his hands out as the crowd applauds him.
Just when the crowd quietens down a very familiar riff is heard around the arena.
The very familiar self-proclaimed Straight Edge Savior, CM Punk is seen on his way to the ring. He does the typical pose, when he does his hand-roll and looks again at the Xs he has written on his hands. Then he shouts something that no one could understand and rolled under the third rope just into the ring.
WHOAAAAA!!!
You're Only Smoke And Mirrors!
Cody Rhodes' entrance theme hits the PA system much to the fans dislike. Cody smirks and turns round to face the titantron looking at his 'dashing' face. He slowly walks down the ramp and he ignores the boos from the fans.
He climbs up the steel steps and gets into the ring.
JR: Wow King, this match didn't start that long ago and this match has gone full steam ahead!
Lawler: I can't wait for the rest of this, JR! My money's on Punk.
Rhodes taunts the crowd in the ring, pointing to his face, talking about his looks to some woman in the crowd. Orton and Punk slowly recover on the other end of the ring. Orton is first to get up, paying back Rhodes by now rushing him from behind and tossing him out of the ring as his back collides with the concrete floor. Randy has a wicked look on his face at Rhodes' pain, but turns his attention Punk. He lifts him up from the ground, but is met with various forearm shots. Orton kicks him in the gut, and lifts him up high in the air in a suplex. He holds this for about 5 to 6 seconds before dropping down backwards as Punk's spine collides with the canvas.
Lawler: Believe me when I say it JR, that hurts a LOT.
JR: I'll have to take your word for it King, but I don't think that comforts CM Punk!
Orton kicks a defenseless Punk in the stomach as he tries to find a vertical base. Orton sees Rhodes climbing up on the apron, and runs at him before hitting a big knee lift to the gut. He pulls him through the ropes and leaves his feet on the middle rope, looking for the DDT. Rhodes suddenly sweeps his feet off the ropes and lifts Orton up onto his back, grabbing his legs before throwing him forward and stunning him with the Alabama Slam! Cody makes the cover!
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Kickout by Orton!
JR: Gonna take more than that to put down Orton, King, but that was indeed a beautiful counter.
Lawler: Getting some lucky counter won't win the match JR.
Rhodes looks perturbed at Orton kicking out as Punk pulls himself up on the apron, where he had rolled out unbeknown to anyone. He springboards off as Rhodes reaches his feet, and connects with a massive flying clothesline! Punk falls to the side and picks himself up to his feet, as he sees Randall recovering. He stalks him from behind and waits before lifting him up on his shoulders, looking for the GTS!
JR: This could spell doom for Orton here King!
Lawler: Come on Punk! You can do it!
Orton fights to stay alive in this match as he lands various side elbows to the skull of Punk. He is finally forced to let him go, and as they both reach a vertical base, Orton connects with a european uppercut that staggers Punk. Quickly, he runs at Orton, only to be met with a clothesline. Quickly, he tries again and the same result happens. Rhodes suddenly flies through the air at Orton, connecting with a dropkick straight to his jaw. Punk runs over and starts to land forearm shots. Rhodes shoves him away, screaming at him not to hit his face. Rhodes backs up in the corner holding his nose when he his met with Punk's knee in the corner! Punk quickly side headlocks Cody and hits the bulldog. As Orton recovers, he goes for him, but he ducks, and as Punk comes back off the ropes, he hits the powerslam as both men attempt to recover on the apron.
JR: Oh no, look at that look in Orton's eye King, you know what he wants now.
Lawler: Orton's a madman in that ring, JR! Get out of there, Punk!
Orton walks over as both men recover and goes for something the WAR crowd haven't seen yet. He hooks the heads of both men and pulls them through the ropes. He stops for a moment, and stares and smiles at the people in the crowd before connecting with a double DDT! Orton quickly grabs Punk by his hair and tosses him into the middle of the ring. He rolles over Punk and slithers onto him for the cover.
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Kickout by Punk!
JR: What incredible resilience being shown by CM Punk!
Lawler: I told you he can do this, JR!
Orton rubs his chin in though as though pondering what to do next. He finally gets the idea in his mind as he falls down next to Punk on the floor and begins to beat his fists on the mat. Orton has completley psyched himself into the match as he stares at Punk. As the Straight Edge Saviour reaches his feet, Orton goes for the RKO! But he's pushed off the ropes at the last second. As Orton rebounds, he's lifted up onto CM's shoulders. Punk is going for the GTS, but Rhodes clotheslines him from behind as he and Orton both fall, Orton taking a bad bump on his side. He falls out of the ring as Rhodes hooks the head of Punk, looking for Cross Rhodes. Suddenly, Punk unhooks himself and pulls Rhodes by his arm, lifting him onto his shoulders, and smiling at the crowd before hitting the GTS!
JR: What a manouver by CM Punk, such technical ability!
Lawler: I knew it! I knew it JR! Haha!
Punk quickly makes the cover on Rhodes as his eyes roll back in his head.
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Here is your winner at 18:26, CM Punk!
CM Punk then gives a serious look to the crowd before chuckling as he leaves the ring.
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“The Celtic Warrior” Sheamus makes his way down to ringside, showered in boos. He beats on his chest and lets out a big yell.
JR: This contest here is a triple threat match to determine the new number one contender to the CWF Intercontinental Championship.
King: And this guy here is my pick to win, JR!
As Sheamus gets to the ring, Chuck Taylor comes out and completely alters the mood here in the arena.
He rushes down towards the ring and hops in and goes toe-to-toe with Sheamus. Both men are glaring angrily at one another. You could cut the tension with a knife. All of a sudden....
AWESOOOOOOOOOOOOME!
The Miz comes out to a chorus of jeers as well. He walks down the ramp with a smirk on his face. As Taylor is distracted by The Miz, Sheamus takes the opportunity to ambush him. He starts beating him down and shoves him into the corner. Sheamus starts ramming his shoulder into the midsection of Taylor. Taylor crumples like a heap to the mat. Miz is loving this. He has yet to get into the ring. He is just circling it, looking on at the beating Sheamus is dishing out to Chuck Taylor. Sheamus picks Taylor up and whips him into the opposite corner. As Taylor hits, he falls again to the mat. Sheamus beats on his chest again as the crowd boos him out of the building.
JR: This crowd cannot stand Sheamus and neither can I.
King: And look at Miz, too cowardly to step into the ring.
Sheamus grabs Taylor again and this time, out of sheer desperation, Taylor gets a thumb to Sheamus' eye. This sends Seamus stumbling back a bit. As Sheamus stumbles back, Taylor springboards off the second rope and hits a big crossbody. Taylor gets to his feet and starts finding his groove. He runs off the ropes and catches Sheamus with a dropkick to the skull. Sheamus is down on one knee. Taylor rebounds again off the ropes and hits another dropkick to Sheamus' skull. Sheamus falls to the mat as Taylor makes the cover.
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KICK OUT!
Sheamus violently kicks out. Taylor lands on his feet after being thrown by Sheamus. Taylor runs off the ropes and is going to go for something but Sheamus catches him with a big axe handle and sends Taylor to the mat below. Sheamus grabs Taylor and is going for the Crucifix Powerbomb. As Sheamus lifts Taylor up, Miz slides into the ring and chop blocks Sheamus in the back of the leg, sending the Irishman down. Miz then mounts Sheamus and starts unloading onto him. He puts Sheamus into a headlock and starts applying pressure. Sheamus looks to be falling asleep. As The referee goes to check Sheamus' arm, Taylor springs back to life and connects with a kick to Miz's head. Miz stands up and is met by a couple of right hands to Miz. Taylor grabs Miz and connects with a overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Afterwards, Taylor kips up and is standing tall over his two opponents. The crowd is going crazy. Taylor scales the top rope and is deciding via the crowd who to go for. They opt for Miz as Taylor drops the elbow on Miz. He goes for the pin.
JR: Chuck Taylor has been on fire in this match!
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Sheamus interrupts the pin attempt. He grabs Taylor up by the hair and throws him into the corner. Sheamus then grabs Miz up and tries to set up for the Irish Curse. Taylor interferes and connects with a dropkick to Sheamus' back. Sheamus drops to the mat. Taylor grabs Miz and hits a big turnbuckle powerbomb to Miz. As Taylor pulls Miz out to the center to pin him, He turns around and is met with a big Brogue Kick by Sheamus. Sheamus pins Taylor.
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YOUR WINNER @ 10:34 “THE CELTIC WARRIOR” SHEAMUS!
Sheamus leaves his opponents in the middle of the ring as he makes his way to the back. Miz is the first to make it to his feet. He walks over to Taylor and is about to raise him to his feet.
JR: This is out of character for The Miz.
As Miz raises him up, Miz drops him right back down to the mat with a clothesline.
King: But that wasn't!
As Miz starts beating on Taylor, Evan Bourne makes his way down to ringside to the delight of the crowd.
JR: Can you believe this, King? It's Evan Bourne!
King: Air Bourne!
Even runs down to the ring and runs Miz out of the ring. Bourne picks Taylor up and asks for a microphone.
Evan Bourne: I'm here in CWF for one reason. And that is to take this company to new heights. Heights only Evan Bourne can reach. Just like I did every where else I have been around the world. Just like I will here. I have traveled the world in pursuit of being the best of the best. And now my search had lead me here to CWF. You know, and I've been watching this place for a while now, had my eye on it. And one man stood out to me week after week. And thats you Miz. I'm tired of you running your mouth, thinking you can do what ever you want to do. You act like your owed something, but the only thing that your owed a Shooting Star Press from yours truly. And you've gotten that.
The fans cheer for the newest, young, CWF Superstar!
Evan Bourne: If you know me, I'm not a man of many words, but I let my actions speak louder then any thing you can spit out Miz. I think it's gonna be fun to watch you loss to me. Because the last thing you'll be seeing when I'm done with you, is the most perfect Shooting Star Press to EVERY be done in wrestling crash down on you, crushing you, and stealing your breath. Thats when I'll make a believer out of you, and out of everyone else. Believe in Bourne.
Bourne shakes hands with Chuck Taylor as The Miz gets up and attacks Chuck Taylor from behind, Alberto Del Rio comes rushing down the ramp as Alberto Del Rio locks the cross-arm bar on Bourne as he screams in pain. Miz and Chuck Taylor begins brawling on the outside, once Del Rio lets go of the hold he slides out of the ring as Chuck Taylor assists Bourne. Del Rio grabs a microphone.
Del Rio: Do you all see that? Do you see what i did to your hero Evan Bourne?
Fans boo..
Del Rio: I am back in CWF because it is my destiny to become CWF world heavyweight champion! I am here to eliminate the competition one by one. And tonight I chose Evan Bourne!
JR: This is disgraceful, I'm hoping Evan Bourne is alright. Next up the main event!
Just when Del Rio and The Miz think they're safe.
I THINK I'M CUTE
I KNOW I'M SEXY
I'VE GOT THE LOOKS
Shawn Michaels comes from behind the curtain to a huge reaction, he gets down on his knees and looks to the ceiling as pyrotechnics explode from behind him. Shawn Michaels then gets up as he struts his way down to the ring, he asks for a microphone as Del Rio and The Miz roll out of the ring as they watch from the entrance ramp.
HBK;
Ya know somethin'? I've been backstage the entire time and I've been watchin' this match carefully. The Miz thought it was a smart move to take Chuck Taylor out from behind. Evan Bourne came to make the save but then you... Alberto Del Rio came out here tryin' to make a statement. Well, smart move amigo 'cos you've just earned yourself a match at Extreme Rules.
JR: Shawn Michaels is back in the building and it looks like he's challenging Alberto Del Rio!
Nah, I ain't the General Manager nor comin' back to the ring just yet. I'm mentorin' lil' Chuckie T 'ere. Chuckie has been wrestling for a long time in the independent scene and I see potential in him, that's why I'm goin' to mentor him to make sure he develops the style of this very business. That's my role for now but Del Rio... Vince and I don't get along as well as some people but I have the utmost respect for that man and believe me when I say this Alberto. Your behavior here is erratic, I remember when you held the CWF Heavyweight Championship... it wasn't that long ago indeed and Vince fired you. Well, well, well... it seems to me Vince has re-hired you, nothing new in a business like this Alberto. Your aggression and you trying to make an impact will not get you championship shots, not while I'm here!
The crowd pops for HBK's comments.
If you think for one moment what you did to Evan Bourne is going to earn you a shot then you're incorrect. I'll keep you waitin' Alberto; I'm not done just yet. Evan Bourne and Chuckie T here are two superstars in this roster and you're tryin' to take them out because they put in that potential. I ain't worried about Sheamus here, I'm worried about The Miz and you Del Rio. The both of you are not going to get anywhere behaving like this... which is why at Extreme Rules you and The Miz will be taking on Evan Bourne and Chuck Taylor in a tag match. But it won't be a normal tag match, the fans here are going to bringing the weapons!
Lawler: I'm going to bring my weapons along that's for sure!
HBK then raises Evan and Chuck's hands in the air as they celebrate. The Miz and Del Rio mutter words that are inaudible to each other as we go to commercial.
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Lawler: The show has been great so far Jim, time for the main event here.
JR: I'm looking forward to this one. Christian and HHH taking on Cena and Kane. This won't let me down that's for sure.
Lawler: With John Cena being added to the fatal four way; I really cannot wait to see how he will perform tonight. He's been on a great run so far, will he keep it up?
The camera pans across the arena at the excited CWF crowd before making its way down into the ring where Kane was already standing.
Kane's masked ok? But here he isn't.
Fire explodes from all corner turnbuckles as John Cena's music then hits.
So.... You Think You're Untouchable?
"Call me a Doctor" blares through the arena and can hardly be hard, what with all the boos for John Cena, the former Intercontinental Champion!
John Cena comes out in his ring attire looking ready for action as he makes his way to the ring.
JR: These two are looking hungry for action already!
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
HHH stops at the top of the entrance ramp looking to the floor as his music plays, HHH takes a sip of water before heading down the ramp where he takes another small sip of water before throwing the water bottle away. HHH comes to the side of the ring before stepping up on the middle of the apron where a spotlight is shown. After a few seconds HHH looks to the ceiling before spitting water all over his face as he then looks to the crowd and repeats before stepping into the ring.
GO!
is heard in the arena as the crowd all get up onto their feet and cheer. Christian comes out from the back with a smile on his face, happy to hear such a positive reaction. As he walks down the ramp, he high-fives anybody with their hand out, occasionally giving an encouraging word to a young fan. Christian walks over to the steel steps and walks up them, before climbing into the ring. Christian walks over to the opposite side of the ring.
Lawler: Here we go! HHH starting for his team facing Cena here.
The two men lock up in the middle of the ring as HHH manages to knock Cena's left arm off HHH's shoulder before putting him in a wristlock. Cena quickly reverses before grabbing HHH in a headlock but HHH escapes it quick enough before putting Cena in a hammer-lock, Cena ducks before applying a wrist-lock once again on HHH, HHH rolls onto the ground before sweeping to his feet as he puts Cena in a wrist-lock, Cena then rushes towards the ropes as he pushes HHH to the other side of the ropes, HHH bounces off as Cena looks for a shoulder-block but there's no effect. Cena rushes to the ropes charging at HHH but HHH grabs him and hits him with a spinebuster. HHH then gets to his feet before taking a few steps back, HHH then walks to Cena slowly before hitting a huge knee drop as HHH rolls. HHH then grabs Cena's arm before walking towards Christian and tagging him.
JR: What a great start we've got here!
Christian begins throwing left and rights before tossing Cena to the corner turnbuckle; Christian charges at Cena but Cena moves out of the way before hitting a clothesline on Christian. Cena begins stomping on Christian at the corner turnbuckle before moving back, Kane begins to distract the referee. As Cena walks up to Christian, he ends up being slammed into the second rope turnbuckle after Christian grabs him. Christian gets the upper hand here after kicking Cena a few times in the torso. Christian gets onto the top rope holding Cena's neck as Christian leaps off looking for a Tornado DDT but Cena pushes him away. Christian comes charging back at Cena only to be met with a quick Fisherman Suplex. Cena looks for a pinfall.
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KICK OUT!
Cena then grabs Christian's arm as he lifts him to his feet; Christian then escapes the arm drag hold before tossing Cena to the ropes, Cena comes back and gets met with a dropkick from Christian. Christian rushes over and tags HHH. HHH walks up to Cena before throwing him to the ropes, HHH follows Cena before delivering a high-knee strike. HHH grabs Cena and hits a backbreaker before pinning.
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HHH then drags Cena to the middle of the ring before kicking Cena in the guts, HHH looks for the pedigree but Kane rushes into the ring before grabbing HHH's throat. Kane looks for a chokeslam but the ref pushes Kane back and tells him he has yet to be tagged. Kane steps onto the apron, Cena quickly tags Kane in. Kane goes back into the ring but he's met with HHH kicking him in the stomach before HHH begins stomping on Kane instantly. HHH then hits a Thesz Press before throwing multiple punches, HHH grabs Kane to his feet as he looks for an Irish-Whip but Kane reverses before clotheslining HHH at the corner turnbuckle. Kane does it once more before HHH walks towards Kane and gets met with a sidewalk slam. Kane looks for the pinfall.
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KICK OUT!
JR: Kane is really dominating here.
Kane then tosses HHH to the corner turnbuckle as Christian makes the blind tag, Kane rushes towards HHH but Christian jumps up before connecting with a springboard drop kick. Christian rushes over for a pinfall.
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As Kane get to his feet Christian continues to punch him as Kane fights it out and tosses Christian to the ropes where Cena holds down the top rope as Christian falls to the outside. Kane begins to distract the referee as Cena on the outside slams Christian into the steel post before throwing him back to the ring. Kane looks at Christian and lifts him into a tombstone piledriver position but Christian escapes and has Kane into a schoolboy pin.
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Kane gets to his feet and looks for a huge clothesline but Christian ducks before locking in the Killswitch; Christian connects with the Killswitch as he looks for the pinfall.
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Cena breaks it up!
Cena grabs Christian and tosses him over the ring before beating him down; HHH hops down from the apron and clotheslines Cena before HHH helps Christian back into the ring. Kane gets to his feet as he grabs Christian in the tombstone piledriver position but Christian escapes before tagging HHH quickly. Cena sees the opportunity and grabs Christian's feet before knocking him off the apron. Cena grabs Christian onto his shoulders before delivering a thunderous FU onto the steel steps. Kane and HHH are going at it back and forth, HHH tosses Kane to the ropes as a blind tag is made. HHH kicks Kane in the stomach as he sets for a Pedigree. Cena sneaks into the ring from the other side before grabbing HHH's neck and rolling off Kane's back. Kane flips over and makes an unique pinfall.
Lawler: Great tag work here, but it's something you don't see everyday!
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Cena rushes over to HHH before throwing him to the corner turnbuckle. Cena charges at HHH but stops just before he gets to him. Cena throws a huge right hand before pushing HHH so Cena can hit a one-handed bulldog. Cena then grabs HHH in the STF as Cena tells Kane to grab Christian. HHH struggles as he slowly gets towards the ropes. Kane walks over and grabs Christian and rolls him into the ring. Cena smiles as Kane raises his hands as the fire pyrotechnics goes off.
JR: What the hell is going on now?!
Cena lets go of HHH as Cena grabs Christian and places him onto his shoulders. Kane grabs HHH in a chokeslam position, as Cena hits the FU, Kane follows it with a quick chokeslam. Cena drops to his feet and makes the pinfall on HHH.
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Winner by pinfall, John Cena & Kane!
JR: What a great tag match, Cena and Kane sure worked together in this one and Cena proves why he is truly unstoppable.
Jim Ross: HHH spent a lot of time in the ring, it looked as if he was close and Christian's performance tonight is not to ignore. Christian really showed it tonight but fell short.
Kane and Cena celebrate in the ring. Kane raises his hands in the air as Cena does his 'Word Life' hand signal as the fire pyrotechnics explode as the show goes off air.
CREDITS:
The Miz vs. Chuck Taylor vs. Sheamus, Beer Money vs. Drew/Hawkins - Hoov
Ryder vs. Ziggler, Rhodes/CM/Orton - Bronzy
Kane & Cena vs. HHH & Christian, MVP/Henry vs. Hardyz, The Show, Coding, Promos - Andrew
CONFIRMED FOR EXTREME RULES:
Cena vs. Christian vs. Finlay vs. The Rock © - Fatal Four Way Falls Count Anywhere for the CWF Heavyweight Championship
Bourne & Chuck Taylor vs. Alberto Del Rio & The Miz - Tag Team Fans Bring The Weapon Match
Sheamus vs. Jericho - Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match
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