CWF 2011: Trashtalking - Extreme Rules #2

[BronzyCoder]

Jericho looks quite pleased with himself, almost a bit amused by the intimidatory tactics of Sheamus. He looks at him with his corny smile, before raising his microphone once more to interrupt Sheamus.

Jericho:Yknow, I've faced a LOT of guys in this industry, I've fought giants, luchadors, people's champs, canadian grapplers, and The Master of the Steveweiser. I've faced Irishmen before too, if you count good ol' Finlay. I like that guy. He got his own little sidekick, I used to have one, I called him Big Show. But the thing is, Sheamus, you're saying the exact same thing EVERY opponent has told me. "I'm gonna break you, I'm gonna beat you, take your title, end your career," Blah, blah, BLAH! The thing is Sheamus, you talk a big game, that's nice and all, but so far I haven't seen you really bring it. You've beaten Chuck Taylor and THE MEEEEEZ, but that's nothing really. The Miz isn't that bad I guess, I once looked at him and though I was having an out of body experience, looking at myself. Then I realised, I hadn't gotten that ugly and become that bad of a wrestler. Chuck Taylor, you had to surprise attack, savvy I guess. I'll give you that. You were pretty impressive at Ven- Oh wait. YOU WEREN'T AT VENGEANCE! Why not, man? We could've seen somebody kick your ass on Pay Per View, the ratings would've shot up!

Jericho paces back and forth in the ring, staring right at Sheamus, who looks quite emotionless, actually. He never takes his eyes off Jericho, despite perhaps the rage boiling up inside him.

Jericho:Awwww, whassa matter? You're not happy? Come on, be positive, you finally get to appear on CWF Pay Per View, right? I have too, I had some fun, I beat on...er...hang on, It'll come to me, I know you and him are buddies, you had some matches in the past before. Oh that's riiiight! John Cena! The lovechild of Marky Mark and what seems to be some sort of foul mutation, but something about your matches comes to mind for me..what is it? Oh that's riiight, again, another apiphany! Man, I'm on the ball today. You CAN'T beat Cena. You can't. You beat him when he slipped and when the Nexus won it for you, and those were both your two WWE Championships. Funny that. You remember what happened when I faced Cena at Vengeance? I thnk we got some visual aids for you here.

Suddenly, an image lights up on the titantron.

Jericho points at the image, almost in shock and surprise, as though he's never seen it before. You know he probably has a copy framed on his locker room wall or something though.

Jericho:Hey, hey, hey! Who's THAT handsome devil? I think there's probably a clue somewhere, maybe it's those words down there. How about all the little boys and girls, hell, the Jerichoholics of all ages, say it with me to help out our mascot for Hershey's in what Chocolate does NOT look like, Sheamus, with his english. Ok, let's go. NEW-INTERCONTINENTAL...CHAMPION...CHRIS. JERICHO. There we go, wasn't that so easy, even you could understand it, You Celti' Warrio' you. We're going to Extreme Rules, right? I sure do hope so. And hey man, let me tell you. I may joke and ass around, but don't think that means I'm not aware of what you can do. You ended the career of Jamie Noble. YOU KICKED OUT OF THE COBRA! I mean my god! Even McGillicutty couldn't do that, and it was his moment...starting right then...at that very time, that would be the moment...starting right then...to begin the genesis....OF A JACKASS! Seriously kid, work on how to speak, even this dude is more understandable. So anyway, Sheamoose. Extreme Rules right?

Jericho gives Sheamus a thumbs up with an over the top expression as the Celtic Warrior responds.

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[SoccerBoy]

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I Came to Play"by Downstait begins to play over the PA System.The Miz and the sexy Maryse come out to the stage to a crowd of boo's. They walk down the ramp ignoring the fans. Miz begins to speak as he walks down the ramp.

The Miz: Really?

The Crowd goes "What?"

The Miz: Really?

The Crowd goes "What?"

The Miz: Really?

The Crowd goes "What?" again for the third time as Maryse and The Miz make there way to the ring and after a few more moments the Miz picks up his mic and begins to address his opponents

The Miz: Randy I’m not some kid as you like to call me. You say that I need to figure out, what it takes to be a champion. News Flash! Randy I have been Champion before, as a matter fact a World Champion in case you forgot. Wait last time I checked I took and won the World Championship off of you Randy. Do you remember now? Or do you still need a memory refresher to see how the Awesome One took and won the title off of you. Also I know what it takes to be a champion because you came after me and I beat you every time you challenged me for my title. So please don’t tell me that I need to learn how to be a champion, because I already know what it feels like to be a World Champion, something “broski†or whatever he is called will ever know the feeling.

The Miz pauses for a moment as the crowd begins to boo him as he picks up his mic again

The Miz: You know what Orton, let me tell you something.

The crowd yells "What" again for the fourth time

The Miz: We’re going to do this again really?

The crowd yells "What"

The Miz: That was cool in 2001 by the way

The Miz: Back to what I was saying before I got interrupted by these mistakes in the arena, Randy I never get tired of people telling me that I have no business being here. I have heard that a million times already, why don’t you come up with something new to tell me. But just like before, at Extreme Rules I am going to show you and everyone else why I am the must see superstar. I’m going to beat you and Ryder over here and become the number one contender for the Intercontinental Championship. I have never been a Intercontinental Champion before, but that is not going to stop me from being one. I have been a World Champion, US Champion, and a Tag Champion. All that is missing is that title and believe Randy I won’t be the one getting punted in the head. If I was you, I would be more worried about your Skull getting Crushed and it being the finale to the match.

The Miz pauses before turning his attention to Zack Ryder

The Miz: As for you Ryder, I don’t have that many words for you. I know where you are coming from. I used to be in your spot, people treated me like I was nothing. The regulars getting all the chances, while I was at the bottom of the chain, but I did something about it and look at me now, a former World Champion. You have not done anything to stand out from the rest of the pack and at Extreme Rules you won’t do anything either. The only person that will walk out victorious at Extreme Rules will be me…….

BECAUSE I’M THE MIZ

AND

I’M………..

The Miz is interrupted by......
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[Tapout]

Randy Orton: DON'T you even say it...

Miz is taken back while the audience explodes in cheers.

Randy Orton: You've been out here for about 2 minutes and you have ALREADY managed to annoy the hell out of me. And Miz, do you know what I do to people who annoy me?

Randy Gets in Miz's face.

Randy Orton: I...end...their career. What makes you think you are any different. Because you come out here in your fancy suit, your gelled up hair, acting like your everything. Well let me tell you something punk, until you can beat the Viper, in CWF then you are nothing! Nothing to me, and nothing to them!

Orton points out to the crowd who cheer in agreement.

Randy Orton: At Extreme Rules there is so much I can do that pretty little face of yours. It's a shame really. Have you every felt the cold steel of the cage? It hurts Miz, it hurts a lot. And thats whats in your future, very, very soon. You can try anything, and everything you want on me, but it won't change the simple outcome, of you laid out in the center of this ring, with me walking away from the cage to go win the Intercontinental Championship!

The fans cheer. Orton notices Ryder.

Randy Orton: I'm sorry, do you have something to say? I'm being terribly rude, aren't I. It's all yours. Internet boy...​

 

[ants]

MY NAME IS FINLAY…AND I LOVE TO FIGHT!!!!

Finlay’s music hits and he walks down the ramp, shilleleagh in hand, with Hornswoggle by his side to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He slowly makes his way into the ring, staring each of the three men up and down, before moving over to the turnbuckle and climbs it just staring at the crowd.

They hop down, Finlay stops and looks around at the big crowd, and continues to take it all in before walking over and grabbing the mic

FINLAY: Sorry to spoil the party here boys, but the only person in the match who actually earned the number one contenders slot in a match has just entered the arena. Not only that, but I am the only person who was able to manage a victory before the match was announced. In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past few weeks let me explain to you what I am actually talking about.

Here we have Christian, there is no long way of saying this, but you are simple a whiny little bitch who cannot understand that when you lose, you don’t come out here and cry about it, you get back in the ring, night after night and earn your spot. Young Christian thought it would be a good idea to come out to War the night after he lost the CWF Heavyweight Championship match and expect a rematch that he didn’t deserve. He cried about it for a while, and eventually got his way. Real classy! But then you come out here, and run your mouth and talk about how you are going to become the CWF Heavyweight Champion, and then you start talking about…Edge? Really? Edge? Edge the same guy I beat within ten seconds in my second match here in the CWF? The same man who isn’t even on the CWF roster anymore? What in the hell are you talking about Edge for? He bears no impact on this match, anymore than the Iron Sheik does. One thing that did get my attention though, was when you mentioned Guinness, an absolute top notch beverage. That however, will not have any impact on my ability in this match, the reason it caught my attention was because it reminded of how many glasses of Guinness I will have alongside Hornswoggle, and alongside my CWF Heavyweight Championship belt at the pub on the 26th June after I beat your ass to a pulp.

Mixed reaction from the crowd based upon Christian’s complete lack of respect towards the crowd throughout his promo. Finlay turns his attention to John Cena.

Alongside him we have a man who simply loves the spotlight, saw some and decided to come out and insert himself into it, which came the night after he had lost an Intercontinental Championship match at the pay per view. What’s the matter John? Are you so insecure that if you aren’t out here for a couple of minutes, and you someone else getting a shot you think that everyone is going to forget you? How the hell could anyone forget about you, you’ve been jammed down everyone’s throats for years, everybody is sick of the sight of you, and the sound of your voice. And yet, you have the audacity to laugh at me? You laugh at me for actually being placed in a number one contenders match, and win the match, and EARN my spot, unlike you who things you deserve to be in the spotlight week in and week out. You need to start to face the facts, you are not as good as you think you are. You proved that at Vengeance. You are not the unstoppable force you once were. All you are to me is a white guy who likes to rap, and an insecure little bitch.

Finlay laughs and Cena looks pissed, as he turns his attention to the Rock.

Now that the ranting is all over, I come to you, the Peoples Champ, the Great One, The Brahma Bull, the most electrifying man in all of entertainment, hell, how many bloody nicknames do you have? You come out here week after week and say exactly the same thing, and every single one of these people fall for it time and time again. You come out, and say Finally you’ve come back to wherever the hell we are at that point in time. Cool. Thanks for the geography lesson. Then you talk smack about whoever you’re facing, usually in some sort of little voice that you’ve just invented, taking them off. No wonder you’re an actor Rock, you really have a wide range of different imitation voices! Then you talk about all your nicknames, definitely getting really exciting now, because where getting to the climax, and you tell someone to shine something up so you can stick it up there ass. You know Rock, if I didn’t know you any better; I’d say you had some sort of fetish of some description, because that really is wrong. And then you conclude asking if people smell what you’re cooking. Climax reached and you raise your eyebrow. Brilliant! Every single one of your promos is virtually exactly the same. For someone with apparently so much charisma, and heart, and quick wit, you certainly don’t have much originality do you. When it comes to 26th June, I can’t wait to take that belt off you because then I wont have to listen to you coming out and saying the same old thing week after week.

The crowd boos in unison, and Finlay turns his attention to them

I don’t come out here week after week, and tell everyone how I’m going to beat you all up. Although it is true, I find it so much easier to come out here, and put out all your poor personal qualities, and then I rock up to a match and absolutely dominate. I let my actions do the talking, and at Extreme Rules, I can assure you that my actions will cause me to walk out the new CWF Heavyweight Champion. ​

 

[Lub]

Sheamus is a little bit disappointed with Jericho ...

Chris, yer wastin' yer time he'e, because these a'e the last moments, that yer spending with that belt. Enjoy it as much as ya can, because I won't be the one, who's gonna be wiping yer tea's of yer face afte' ou' match. It looks like ya haven't noticed, but I'm not like the othe's and when I say something, I mean it! Ya think, that yer sayin' somethin' very funny, but these people a'e laughing because they don't want to offend and embarass ya. Yer talkin' about my matches and what I have done, but in my caree' I didn't have much time to achive somethin' like ya fella, but believe me, that just after 5 from now and I'll have more accomplishments, than ya in yer enti'e caree'. Do ya really wanna know the reason, why I wasn't at Vengeance? I wasn't the'e because GM was afraid, that I can beat ya so bad, that it might be the end of yer caree' and also, that ya we'e the biggest sta' in this company, but now I am here, which means, that yer not a sta' anymo'e ...

Sheamus makes a few steps in the ring and continues to answer Jericho's stupid questions ...

Yeah Chris, this is my fi'st Pay-Pe'-View, but it's goin' to be really great fo' me and not just because of my PPV debut, but because of the thing, that is a'ound yer waist right now, because ya see, soon, it's goin' to be MY title. And I don't unde'stand one thing, why a'e ya talkin' about John Cena? This is a very long histo'y, but few weeks ago, I sta'ted a new chapte' he'e in CWF. But I won't change my behavoi', my style, my look, o' anything else. And when I say that I won't change I also mean, that I'm goin' to dominate he'e on CWF, just like in WWE. I don't know much about CWF histo'y, but I think, that ya'll become one of the sho'test reigning champions in CWF. Because I'll beat ya fo' that title Jericho. And believe it o' not, it is goin' to be smooth victo'y and nothin', even yer borin' jokes, can't save ya f'om lose.I can't wait to see yer bloody face again Chris. Do ya know which wo'd describes me best? Champion. And that's what I am goin' to be and the'e's absolutely nothin' ya can do about it fella ...​

 

[BronzyCoder]

Sheamus stops talking and a smile creeps across his face. Jericho smirks back in a reassuring fashion, and slowly nods, as he walks back and forth across the ring. He pouts his lips and looks down at the floor before looking back at Sheamus, the wicked smirk still on his face.

Jericho:Yknow, Sheamus, you may not believe this, but I like you. I do, seriously, and although I may not like you, and my jerichoholics may love to hate you, I do respect you. Because, in a way, you're a lot like moi. I was like you back when I was starting out, looking to end careers, make my mark, and become the greatest superstar in history. I achieved my goals, I became the First Undisputed Champion, a 5 time World Heavyweight Champion and a 10 time Intercontinental Champion. But...there's one other thing that makes us similar Sheamus. We acted similarly to reach our goals. I'll admit..I did things I'm not proud of. Especially to one man, the man I idolized for most of my life. The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels. Look up at the screen again.

Jericho looks at the titantron, obviously in dismay at what he's done before, and lets the segment skip to the next part as he motions to the tron.

Jericho:Look at that. I smashed a mans head through a TV and I punched his wife in the mouth. THAT's how we used to be similar Sheamus, that's the kind of crap you'll pull. Anything, anything at all for these championships, is that right? You act as though a bunch of titles and statistics make you the greatest superstar, right? Perhaps. Maybe Bruno Sammartino was the longest reigining WWF Champion, but now, people forget him and move on to the next big thing, it's a cycle, Sheamus, you have to learn to respect the ones that came before you and fear them when it's apparent. And let me tell you buddy, I may have some serious issues now with what I did there. But let me turn the tables on you, Sheamus: What if I end YOUR career? I took one of the greatest to his limits and stooped to any low in order to make a mark. Now Sheamus, if that's what I'm willing to do to the man I idolized for my whole life in a blind fit of rage, what do you think I can do to you? You seem to be not taking me seriously here.

Jericho goes silent for a bit and rubs his jaw. He backs up into the turnbuckle and climbs onto the apron. He looks to go for the steel steps, perhaps to leave, but stops and turns around. He leans on the turnbuckle from the apron and starts talking again.

Jericho:I bet now, Sheamoose, you think I'm not going to make any jokes about you, I've "transformed" and become so serious that you now think that verbally you can run circles around me. Riiiiiight. Sheamus, your an impressive dude, I'll give you that, but I haven't seen one shred of respect from you. That's right junior, I'm going all Stinger on your ass, and I'm gonna start talking about respect, doesn't that sound exciting? But seriously man, learn some. You spend half the time threatening careers and claiming how much better you are, before you've even earned it. You ended ONE career. Jamie Noble. That man was a fighter, no doubt, a pitbull, but you laid it on the line and put the dog down. But since then, you haven't tried. What happened to the threatening, barbaric Celtic Warrior? You're not him, you're a joke. You ran away from Randy Orton, you ran away from John Cena, and one of those guys has a shot at the Intercontinental Champ once we're done, junior. You gonna run away then. One thing about being a "warrior", Sheamus..it requires you have some sort of testicular fortitude.

The crowd "oooh's" as Sheamus tries to shrug it off and chuckle, but you can tell inside he's looking to behead Jericho with a war sword. Chris steps inbetween the top and middle ropes, obviously deciding that leaving would be a mistake. He walks right up to Sheamus, right in the Irish Curse's face, and a cheesy smile comes up on his face. He brings the microphone up to his mouth while staring Sheamus in the eye the entire time.

Jericho:Hey McDonald, you know why you'll never beat me at Extreme Rules? You REALLY wanna know? Reaaalllly? Well, I'll tell you. Hell, maybe I'll even get the little Jerichoholics to clap their hands and believe hard enough to try and grow you some brain cells. But lemme tell you why I'm gonna kick your ass first. It is because. I am. The Sexay Beast. The Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah, Y2J, CHRIS JERIC-


Suddenly Sheamus interjects and Jericho can't believe it, looking at him wide-eyed in shock.

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[awesome miz]

Zack Ryder: Really Orton ?

The Crowd goes "What?"

Zack Ryder: Really Miz ?

The Crowd goes "What?"

Zack Ryder: Look at me Randall, I said, really ?

The Crowd goes "What?"

Zack Ryder: Randall, this is how it gonna work ? You really think, you just can walk around here, talking how you ended careers, how you gonna end our careers, how your career is awesome, how you are legend killer, how you are the viper and talking about that again and again ?! Really ? This is how champion doing ? I think that true champion let speak someone else than himself ! And that´s why you never was and that´s as well why you never be a true champion, Randall !

Fans are cheering for Zack Ryder and Zack steps before Orton and look straight into his eyes ....

Zack Ryder: How did you called me Randy ? Internet boy, or something like that. Well, Randy, you can watch this Internet boy tomorrow at youtube, how he pinned either you or here this guy - Miz, or how he escaped the cage and then became the number one contender for the Intercontinental title ! And then, when I beat either Jericho or Sheamus, you can subscribe to my Youtube channel, how you gonna punt me to the skull and end my career ! And that´s, how Internet boy rolling, pensioner killer !

fans loudly laugh and Zack steps back from Orton and just smiles to his face and then Zack steps before Miz ...

Zack Ryder: Mike Mizanin right ? Yeah Miz, you talking little much for a guy that wasn´t originally even booked in this match ! Well Miz, let me take you back two weeks ago and show you, why you are in this match ....

CM Punk: Zack, Zackary. I am so very sorry to disappoint you and your so-called “broskis†but no match is going to take place tonight.


The crowd begins to boo loudly. Ryder is seen mouthing “Are you serious, bro?!â€


CM Punk: Yes, it's true. The fact is I am not going to degrade myself by stepping in the ring with someone like Zack Ryder. Someone who spends his free time tanning, shopping, and hanging around dance clubs drinking liquid poison with enablers like you people in attendance. Not to mention not being booked on Extreme Rules so, from this point on, until I get actual decent competition and start getting the respect I demand, I am officially under protest.

fans begins to boo but Ryder quickly grabs microphone ...

Zack Ryder: You see Miz ? You are here cause of ME ! Yeah that´s right ! CM Punk, which was originally in this match, and you took his place ended in match with me ! So, I can say, that I´m the guy that Punk has fear of ! He fight with both of you, but I was the one that he feared and didn´t competed with ! So Mike, please shut up and stay somewhere back, cause only thing you get tonight after our match is broken bones ! And that´s awesome, boy !

Fans makes a huge pop for Zack Ryder and Zack enjoys it. Zack look´s like he end with his talk, so Orton tries to get microphone near to his mouth, but Ryder grab´s microphone...

Zack Ryder: Shut up bitch ! You talked enough tonight ! Randy, I see you don´t like Miz. Me either, but, well, thing is, that he is in something better than you ! You said that he comes out here with his fancy suit, his gelled up hair and things like that. Well Randy, truth is, that he has some style, not like you ! Look at you ! You said that he is gelling his hair ? And ? What´s bad on it huh ? I´m spiking my hair as well and you have some problem with it ? No ? Well than look at you bro ! You envy us, that we have some hair ! And you can sometime take a shower, cause you smell like a pig, but you know it, bro !

Zack take down his microphone and pose at Randy...​

 

[SoccerBoy]

Randy is about to talk but the Miz interrupts him as he begins to speak

The Miz: Ryder you just said possibly the smartest thing to come out of your mouth ever. You’re right I do have style. Most of the people back in the locker room don’t possess style like Randy over here. I have been told that I am the best dresser in CWF and also in Hollywood. The reason I came out here in my suit and my gelled up hair is because not only do I need to look good but I need to look like a true champion. I already have a face of a champion but you know I need the clothes an styles to go along with it.

The Miz pauses for a moment

The Miz: That is why at Extreme Rules I will be one step closer to becoming Champion again after I defeat you two and make my way to capturing the Intercontinental Championship. I know that you guys don’t think that I deserve to be in this match based on how I was added at the last minute. Zack you may think that I owe you because you seem to have a crazy idea in your head that I’m here because of you. But you could not be further from the truth. The reason that I am in this match is because I deserve to be here. I have yet to be pinned or submitted here in CWF and not to mention that I bring ratings to CWF.

The Miz gets a serious look on his face

The Miz: Mark my words guys, at Extreme Rules I will be walking out of the cage as the winner and I will move on to become the Intercontinental Champion at the next PPV!!!!

The Miz puts down his mic as.........​

 

[awesome miz]

The Miz puts down his mic as Orton wants to talk now but Ryder interrupted him and begins to speak...

Zack Ryder: Don´t even try it Randy ! I told you to shut up, you talked enough tonight ! Now, Miz, are you drunk ?! Or are you just as stupid as you look huh ? you brings ratings here to CWF ? check all these signs tonight !

Zack Ryder: You see what at says ? Zack Ryder is ratings ! There is no sign that says The Miz is ratings ! You know why bro ? Cause no one wanna lie ! That´s right Miz ! And you should train a little bit more Miz ! If you want to be a champion how you saying, you can´t look like a pregnant old lady Miz !

fans goes crazy for Zack Ryder and Zack continues...

Zack Ryder: Miz what did you said ? You said you are best dresser in CWF ? Are you serious bro ? I mean look at me ! I can help you, how to be a best dresser around here ! Well, second best dresser, cause you cannot dress better than me, but second place is for you enough ! So here are an instructions what you have to do ! After I kick your ass tonight in this ring, just go home sit to your computer, be for a few minutes, just like Randy saying Internet boy and visit CWFshop.com and there buy the Zack Ryder T-shirt, if there is any ! Then just dress it and you should be one of best dressers around here and alongside of names like Scott Stanford or Big O ! And that´s awesome isn´t it ?

Fans loudly cheers "awesome Ryder" and Miz looks angry but Ryder ignores and continues in attacking to Miz...

Zack Ryder: Mike, by the way, I must say, you have nice bitch over there ! Oh yeah, Maryse is so hot isn´t she ? Yeah she is ! I must know it, cause last night, when she came to my hotel room she was so sexy ! And when she entered my room and show me how god made her, I was like "wooooo" ! You look shock Miz ! You didn´t know that she had it with every single man in whole CWF ? You think she really love you Mike ? Really ? Well, then you are really as stupid as you look !

fans are absolutely crazy for Ryder and Zack steps before Orton...

Zack Ryder: Well, Randy, I know what will happen next. And I will tell you, what will happen. You will take this microphone and talk trashes and say how you gonna punt me to the skull and how you gonna defeat me and beat me so hard and how you ended careers of old mans and how you gonna end some careers and blah blah blah.... So... CAN YOU PLEEEASE SHUT UP ! We don´t take care what you did or what you gonna do ! These broskis here are bored of you ! So Randy, keep your mouth shut and we all be happy, bro !

Now Zack with huge support of fans steps to the middle of the ring...

Zack Ryder: So Randy, Miz, take care, spike your hairs, WOO, WOO, WOO, you know it,bros ! ​

 

[The Hoov]

The Rock takes a look around the ring at his three opponents as the crowd is anticipating The Rock's next word. He then lifts his microphone back up and begins.

The Rock: Are you done, Finlay? Fit Finlay, The Rock doesn't take too kindly of your mockery of The Great One. But The Rock, he'll play your little games. You come out here, in the middle of The Rock's ring and insult The Rock? You actually have the audacity to make light of The Rock's passion, The Rock's intensity, The Rock's electricity. You have the nerve to do that? Who do you think you are?


Finlay lifts his microphone back up to speak but The Rock cuts him off.


The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE! Finlay, you're right The Rock does like to do voices. The Rock does like to do impressions. Finlay, The Rock been working on an impression he thinks you might enjoy. Here it goes, “Oi! Muh name's Finlay and even though I say I like to fight, I really like to sit around with my leprechaun and listen to muh U2 records and touch myself!â€￾ Ahh Finlay! You see The Rock does impressions fairly well but something The Rock does better than everybody else is lay the smack down and at Extreme Rules, Finlay, The Rock is going to do just that. Finlay, you came out here to make a statement at The Rock's expense, downing all The Rock's nicknames and catchphrases, well The Rock has a statement for you: You like to fight, well Finlay, JUST BRING IT!!


The crowd pops loud as The Rock calls Finlay out on his words. Rock then looks over at John Cena.


The Rock: Don't think The Rock forgot about you, Slim Shady! John Cena, you actually proved The Rock wrong for once. The Rock was standing here, IN FRONT OF THE MILLIONS.....


The crowd screams back “AND MILLIONS!â€￾ at The Rock.


The Rock: And millions of The Rock's fans thinking you were gonna come out here and face The Rock singing “Ice Ice Babyâ€￾ to The Rock. But, no, you didn't. In fact, you did something much worse. You came out to face The Rock and called The Rock a Brahma Bull-Shitter? Well, John, The Rock knows you're no word-smith which is way you wear knuckles with the words “Word Lifeâ€￾ written on them. How about The Rock take those little knuckle rings of yours and try them on for size because The Rock will take those brass knuckle of yours with your little catchphrase on it and shove them so far down your throat you'll be crapping out Alphabet Soup for the next 3 weeks!


The Rock has this crowd loving everything he's saying here tonight. He is majorly over in a big bad way. He then looks over at Christian.

The Rock: And Christian, still celebrating his big victory over The Rock. How does it feel? How does it feel to reach the pinnacle of your success because the fact of the matter is this, The Rock is not going down without a fight. Christian, you talk about your peeps letting you down and it taking you seventeen years to make it to the top. Well Christian, how about The Rock puts it in terms even you can understand. The Rock has earned the right to be called The People's Champion and The Rock has earned every opportunity he has been given. Christian, instead of blaming the people for your lack of success, how about you be a man and own up to it? You see, one thing The Rock does not tolerate and that's a whiny no-good little bitch like yourself Christian so, seeing as how you're in the mood to pull up a ghost from your past, Edge, how about The Rock, just for old time's sake, give you a little “5 second poseâ€￾ ?


The Rock raises five fingers up. One by one, he drops a finger down until only his middle finger remains. He then shoves it in Christian's face.


The Rock: Finlay, John Cena, Christian, The Rock says this: All of you better bring your A-game because it is going to take a hell of a lot more than a shillelagh, a chain lock, or my title belt to put The Rock away at Extreme Rules. The Rock will be CWF World Heavyweight Champion for as long as The Rock is breathing. And you can bet your ass you can all smell what The Rock is cookin'!


The Rock drops his microphone and glares at his opponents as the crowd is going crazy. ​

 

[Andrew]

Christian starts to look furious, he glares at The Rock before putting his jacket back on.

Christian;

Rocky, Rocky, Rocky... when will you ever shut up? My victory over you is proven that I am finally a threat to your championship. You've got your head so far up your CANDY ASS that you haven't smelt the fear, you haven't seen any of us as a threat. Do you think you've got it all Rocky? Do you really believe you've won this already? Man, I hate it when people are so cocky. Rocky, IT DOESN'T MATTER what the PEOPLE think, what matters is what I think and let me tell you Rocky... Seventeen years... From time to time, I was under a wing, I was trying to be a follower and these 'peeps' followed me until you Rocky... until you decided you'd come back after being Tooth Fairy. All the spotlight went to you directly, there was no spotlight on me but right now.... I DON'T CARE. I don't care if I've turned my back, it means I've regained focus on what I really need to accomplish here. These 'peeps' were leeches, they were distracting me from victory and ever since I turned away... I managed to do something I couldn't do and that was defeat you Rocky. I don't care about the lack of success in my past, the past is the past, we're in the present right now and I've just came off a lovely victory and the future.... Next Sunday, I will become CWF's new Heavyweight Champion and I guarantee you Rocky, there will be no 'Five Second Pose', there will be no 'Five Second Reign' but instead a 'Five Months or Longer Reign'!

The crowd boo's heavily, Christian isn't done yet.

These 'peeps' believe I'm undeserving to have this opportunity, these 'peeps' believe I should head to the back of the line and Rocky... That's where I am going to prove these morons that after all these years... those cold hard years... I will prove everybody wrong. I don't care how the job is done next Sunday, I'll make sure you don't win it because if I don't I hope John Cena or Finlay takes that belt off you. Now speaking of John Cena...

Christian turns to John Cena.

Sorry I interrupted your little rap, but John, I've said it before and I'll say it again, this isn't your moment to shine. So why don't you get out of 'MY' ring, head backstage and practice on being Eminem. Every single time I hear you it's you wanting to do a rap, this isn't a show about rapping. This isn't the 8 mile John so the next time you speak. I suggest you actually speak and not talk about rapping, I've some what followed your footsteps lately... You used to be a 'fan favorite' but then you decided to do some rapping, show your hatred. Look Cena, what I'm trying to say you're not going to be a big rap star and I'm certain you will not be a bigger star here in CWF. You can try but you will never succeed, not when I'm in your very way John. I'm here to outshine each and every single one of you especially you Finlay...

Christian turns to Finlay, the crowd are fair quiet wanting to listen to Christian's words.

So you've finally decided to come out here after all this time. You managed to win a number one contenders' but management didn't see you worthy, yet they granted you with a 25% chance of winning this championship next Sunday. How about that Finlay? Of course you're not deserving... Yeah you've beaten me in the past, you defeated Cody Rhodes but for the past few weeks Cody Rhodes hasn't been seen. Last time I heard he was doing modelling for some strange activities... But right now, you're listening to me speak Finlay, I don't care if you don't like it how I've been blatantly cheated out, I don't care if you don't like what I'm doing. I managed to earn my spot and I proved exactly why by defeating the so called 'Great One'. 'The People's Champion' was defeated and really Finlay, I feel amazing, I defeated all these 'peeps'. Look at each and every single one of them Finlay, they're all sad knowing now Rocky has a 25% chance of winning. Now, I don't care about Edge, I don't care that you defeated him but let me tell you something Finlay... After Edge heard this speech, I got a text message right here on my phone, let me read it.

'Christian, what on earth do you think you're doing talking about me like that? You know I've contacted CWF Management and I'm coming back to CWF, you better stay out of my way because that was disrespectful'.


Yeah Edge is coming back but that is the least of my worries, the worries I have right now is trying to accomplish that very CWF Heavyweight Championship. Now Finlay, I'm hoping you don't get too drunk for our match... You love to fight but when you're drunk you're not going to be hitting the target. Now that 'Little freaking Bastard' you have around helping you... Why do you need a freaking Leprechaun to give you the 'Lucky Charms', Can't you fight by yourself? Next Sunday, I'll be delivering the fight of my life and Rocky, Cena and you Finlay, what you're going to see is a man who deserves this more than anybody else!



​

 

[Lub]

Sheamus puts the mic back near his mouth and slowly starts to speak ...

Chris, I spent anothe' 5 minutes of my live listenin' to ya and I miss the whole thing. Ya know, yer tryin' to play a tough guy out he'e in f'ont of all these people, but yer eyes tell a diffe'ent story. A sto'y of a man, who is sca'ed of getting beaten down. Beat down, that is the thing, that is waitin' fo' ya, which means yer sca'ed of me Jericho. And I don't blame ya, because when I look at myself in the mirro' I see perfect man, who was bo'n to be a champion. This is my fi'st title shot and I'm gonna p'ove, that I dese've to be a champion. When I look at the c'owd I see about ten people holdin' yer sign, that's the group ya call Jerichoholics? This is not a c'owd, this is yer enti'e family, because the'e's noone else in this attendance to suppo't ya. I can't say, that I have some fans he'e, but I'm not talkin' about them ...

Sheamus passes the mic from one hand to another and continues ...

Ya know Jericho, I know that I have some potential, because I came th'ough Florida wrestling Championship, the development cent'e of the WWE, right th'ough the WWE and now I'm he'e in CWF standin' in f'ont of some guy, who thinks, that he have the skills to beat me. You smashed head of Shawn Michaels th'ough a TV and punched his wife, so b'ave to punch a woman. Well, I ended caree's and I busted you wide open and I was two times WWE Champion. Ya may have the experience fella, but that doesn't mean nothin', when ya stand in the ring against The Celtic Warrio'. I don't 'espect anybody, than myself and we a'e absolutely not simila', because once ya may be fo'gotten, but not me. Because I'm stuck in heads of these people fo'eve'. I'm not takin' ya se'iously Jericho and the reason is very simple. I'm just bette' than ya ...

Sheamus makes a little pause and continues ...

I don't understand one thing Jericho, why a'e ya lickin' my ass now. Why a'e ya so se'ious, whe'e a'e yer stupid jokes? And if I rememeber well, I took out T'iple H fo' some time and I think that even this is imp'essive. Ya can say what do ya want, but the'e's not much time left and ya'll get a beatin' of a lifetime. Believe me, ya have neve' faced someone like me. Someone so bad, so skilled, so strong and so agressive. Maybe ya think that I'm cocky and arrogant, but I'm just telling the truth. Now, I think, that this conve'sation is now ove', ya bette' prepa'e yerself fo' the fight. Now my hands will speak instead of my mouth. Don't worry fella, I won't hu't ya too much ...​

 

[BronzyCoder]

Jericho rubs his chin and smirks at Sheamus and shakes his head in disbelief as though he didn't just say that. He starts chuckling, and eventually bursts into a fit of laughter, doubling over in humour. He has a tear on his face, that's how funny he found it, before bringing the mic up to his mouth.

Jericho:You know...hahaaha, that make me wonder, heh, what the fuck they're doing in FCW.

The crowd react positively to this obscenity of the english language, as Jericho has his corny smile on his face once more. He steps forward right into Sheamus' face before speaking again.

Jericho:You say I'm trying to prove something with what I showed up there? I showed you what a slippery slope like yours can bring you to. You try and say "Oh, you're brave for punching a woman" when you're so brave for attacking me from behind last week, huh? If the Celtic Warrior is so great, so brutal, so dominant, why does he need to hit the cheap shot? And, the Jerichoholics is 10 people? Come on, REALLY? You get booed out of arenas week in and week out, while I get a standing ovation. I think my Jerichoholics are in a fuller force than my family, although they could still kick your snow white ass all across England! Ain't that right, Jerichoholics?

The Jerichoholics, and probably everyone else in the arena, let out a hearty cheer for Chris Jericho. He leans on the rope talking to some guy in the front row, something about how Sheamus asked if he could get together with him after the show. The guy waves his hands in front of him, wanting none of that. Jericho says "I thought so" and turns back.

Jericho:And you think I'm licking your ass? Far from it, although keep your requests for later, I'm sure Trish is probably around here somewhere. Why am I serious, where are my jokes? I got a big massive one standing right in front of me, I dunno where YOU'VE been. You can talk about getting through the developmental part of the "Doobya Doobya eeeeee" But then again, so did Alex Riley, and he's run away a hell of a lot less times from John Cena than you have. He's probably done more fighting, even when he was the Miz's lackey. And as for me being scared of you, if I was, would I be here, in your face, calling you out for everything you are? I don't think so, Sheamoose. All I see is an arrogant, pathetic excuse of a man who attacks people from behind with weapons, has run away from fights than more hes actually got into, and likes to pretend I'm scared of him.

Jericho backs up and shrugs his shoulders. He looks like he's about to talk again, but suddenly the crowd start going "Y2J" and then another half start going "Lets go Sheamus" and this opposing pair of chants continues as Jericho and Sheamus both stare out into the crowd, and as the chants die down, Jericho cheesy smile comes across his face and he turns back to the Celtic Warrior.

Jericho:Hi ho, and woop dee doo, it looks like we got some Sheamus fans! I never thought I'd see the day. Well I got to hand it to you there, Sheamoose, you actually managed to culminate some people that like you. One last thing though, and I think that's the big one. You say you took out...Triple H? Well I guess, but only after you'd attacked him from behind, and when half of his body is paralyzed, he comes out, you try and attack him with a steel pipe, and for most of the match, you get your ass handed to you. After the Brogue Kick, he got back up again, and again, until you finally got him down after the third. You could say that was Hunter's resilience, or perhaps it was your absolute lack of any testicular fortitude whatsoever, that required you to do all that, to just beat him at one measly Pay Per View. Wait a minute, what was it again, oh that's right...Extreme Rules! If I remember right. I hope so. Look Sheamus, I won't kiss your ass, I've never done that to anyone, and I never will. I spent half my career making fun off the bosses daughter, and half the time making fun of him. And now, I'm gonna spend the next part of it, kicking your ass all around this ring! You think you're sadistic, Sheamus? You think you're the most brutal man in CWF? I call that a steaming pile of monkey crap and yoouuuuu know it. So tell you what, you want hands to do the talking, I got no problem with that.

Jericho squares right up to the Celtic Warrior again. He stares right into his eyes, and mouths "you gonna do anything?"​

 

[Lewb]

Extreme Rules is nearly ready to rock and roll. Ladders a re set, there's a steel cage way up in the air, and a load of tables under the ring. Before that though, an imfamous guitar riff fills the arena to announce the arrival of maybe... just maybe, the first Tag Team Champions in CWF History.

Road Dogg: Oh! You didn't know?! Your ass better CALL SOMEBODYYYYYYYYY!

The crowd copy him as he walks out, with Billy Gunn onto the stage, James with a microphone in hand. He continues to welcome the crowd as he approaches the ring.

Road Dogg: London, England!!! You are here with the New Age Outlaws! Extreme Rules! Your in the Dogg House!

The Outlaws make their way into the ring and keep saluting the fans until their music gets cut. Road Dogg lifts the mic to his lips, and the whole crowd say in unison with him....

Road Dogg: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, D-Generation-X proudly presents to you the soon to be first ever CWF Tag Team Champions of the Wooooooorld. The Road Dogg Jesse James, the Bad Ass Billy Gunn, the New Age Outlaws!

Road Dogg then passes the mic to Billy Gunn.

Billy Gunn: And if your not down with that then we got two words for you... SUCK IIIIIT!

We are finally here Dogg! We are finally over in London, England. And I've done my sightseeing already. Now, nobody cares about Big Ben, or, or the London Eye. But as the Ass Master, me and the D-o-double g have been hitting the clubs, and I gotta tell you, London got some ass baby!

The crowd cheer and the camera pans to a few beautiful ladies in the arena which make the men in the crowd cheer more.

Billy Gunn: But, me and Jesse have had our fun now, and it's time to get down to some serious business here in Jolly Old! MVP and Mark Henry have been waiting for their opponents for the Tag Titles for some time, and finally they know exactly who it is.... us. A team that have worked together for years... and years... and years! Many championships between us, both singles and tag team. But, what about you two?! You have been together what, two years tops?! In and out in WWE and now here. Your experience doesn't match up to a slice of what we are going to bring at Extreme Rules this Sunday! It all comes down to technique when it's two good teams going up against each other, and that's what you are going to find out!

Jesse James snatches the mic from Billy Gunn.

Road Dogg: Whoa, Billy! Watch what you're saying, you're actually implying that MVP and Mark Henry are any good! Listen, Mark Henry, you might think that yourself and your little puppy dog are actually favorites, because there might be a slight struggle in lifting you up to get you through a table. But believe me as much as I grace this ring today, that there is no chance at all of either of you getting me, or Billy Gunn through a table. Those Tag Team Championships, are the only reason we're here. We have done everything there is to do, but then this company pops up and waves the carrot under our nose, and we got nothing better to do than kick ass and take names, so we're here, and we're here to stay, as the CWF Tag Team Champions of the Woooooorld! And if you're not down with that, we got two words for ya!

Before the crowd get a chance to finish off the catchphrase....​

 

[Chris Dresdon]

The camera pans to the arena where Kane is standing in the middle of the ring.

[/Kane: Stephanie, if you were smart, you would hold your tongue. My grievances are with Hunter, my history is with Hunter, and my match is with Hunter. You speak without regard for the monster, not the man, you're speaking to. You disrespect me with your cowardice, hiding behind your father and your husband like a marionette, pulling the strings of the situation. Stephanie, I should warn you that I have no moral fiber, and would feed you to the flame without flinching about leaving Vince and Linda without their billion dollar princess. Without regretting leaving Aurora, Murphy, and Vaughn orphans. Do yourself a favor Stephanie and join the roves of onlookers that will stand quietly on the sidelines, watching in horror as what I have forewarned plays out.

Hunter, it's not about who I think I am, it's simply about who I am. A monster, a demon, a pyromancer. Someone that has done despicable, horrible things and enjoyed every moment of it. You know this, but you claim that the fear is gone, that you're inside of my head and in control of this situation between you and I. Hunter, as the days count down and the cold wind of approaching death grows stronger, you go ahead and keep trying to keep yourself warm with your arrogant words. Keep building up your self-inflated throne and sitting on it like a false king. Because the higher you build yourself up, the farther I can knock you down. And the more you shelter yourself, the more refuge and solace I get to steal from you. As for Tori, she is nothing but a blemish on my reign of terror, one of the many things that made me weak and complacent and desire to exist as a member of this world.

The end is coming, Hunter, and at Extreme Rules, the end...will be here. At Extreme Rules, you and I will meet in this ring for the last time in our respective careers. I will throw strikes until I feel your bones break, I will apply submissions until I hear your tendons snap, and when you're on your knees begging for mercy, I will kick you into paralysis. And when you're lying on the mat, borderline comatose, I will scoop your vegetative carcass into the air, feel your fading pulse thumping in the palm of my hand, and dump you into the flames. Stephanie you should be thankful, because although you will be widowed, I will spare you all necessary expenses in the match, because I will be killing and cremating your husband for all the world to see. You see, one of the many differences between you and I Triple H, is while you call yourself an assassin, I pride myself on actually being one.

Now, why don't you quit lazing around your office and make the next to last venture to this ring you're going to make?

Kane lowers his microphone and waits on his opponent to arrive.​