Confession time thread

[Deezy]

This is where you confess something that you would never tell anyone in your real life....free of judging by me(others? like their opinions matter as much as mine). Make this a fucking 100 page thread.

Starting...............

 

[Deezy]

I see chicks in one piece bathing suits, the song from Baywatch pops in my head and I get half a chubski.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I sure love watchin' Daniel Bryan, I'd even watch him sleep if he let me. If he doesn't return soon, I may go a road trip to stalk him.

 

[Pepe the Cholo]

I masturbate to my sister's bikini pics. In my defense, she's really hot.

 

[Deezy]

I masturbate to my sister's bikini pics. In my defense, she's really hot.

I'm still waiting to masturbate to pics of your sister.......no dough tho

 

[Pepe the Cholo]

I'm still waiting to masturbate to pics of your sister.......no dough tho

Dude! That's my sister we're talking about! Damn.

 

[Deezy]

Dude! That's my sister we're talking about! Damn.

But in my defense.......She's really hot amiryt?

 

[Pepe the Cholo]

But in my defense.......She's really hot amiryt?

So hot.

 

[Crippler]

pixs or she's

 

[Chris]

I don't actually care for pro wrestling to be honest.

 

[Crippler]

I don't think Ric Flair is a top 1,000 wrestler

 

[ThatGuyFromNukemHigh]

I've watched porn with Chyna in it.

 

[punk13]

My sisters boyfriend cheated on her with me 5yrs ago.

 

[Deezy]

I once awoke from a blackout pissing on a guys couch.......a friends weights.......old girlfriends cupboards.

 

[ThatGuyFromNukemHigh]

At a fundraising event to help a friend of a friend who was diagnosed with cancer, I slept with the guys wife.