Confession time thread

[Crippler]

I was the one that blocked up the toilet last week and blamed it on my room mates dad

 

[Pepe the Cholo]

I'm a dick to homeless people.

 

[Chris]

I'm a dick to homeless people.

I'm from the South so it's okay to admit that in person because everyone's republicans.

 

[Pepe the Cholo]

I hate Mexicans.

 

[Deezy]

I hate Mexicans.

I met a couple in my time, they were funny. Flipped out when I told them, they were just injuns who were conquered by the Spanish......then I mad efun of their lisps.

 

[Pepe the Cholo]

I met a couple in my time, they were funny. Flipped out when I told them, they were just injuns who were conquered by the Spanish......then I mad efun of their lisps.

You know what's even funnier? When Mexican-Americans speak English without any noticeable accent but when they have to say a Spanish word they sound like they just crossed the border.

"Hey, my name's Erik and I'm from Marion, Ohio. I was born and raised there but my parents are both from MEHIKO."

And yep, I'm self-racist like dat.

 

[Deezy]

You know what's even funnier? When Mexican-Americans speak English without any noticeable accent but when they have to say a Spanish word they sound like they just crossed the border.

"Hey, my name's Erik and I'm from Marion, Ohio. I was born and raised there but my parents are both from MEHIKO."

And yep, I'm self-racist like dat.

Stoke victim talk I see.

I do that when hard S words and I just sound fresh from the reserve injun.....Shush shpish ish

 

[Dale]

I think you guys are super weird for being able to watch tons of wrestling every single day

 

[Chris]

I'm an atheist (more of an agnostic really) in the bible belt of America.

 

[Deezy]

I think agnostics don't pick sides in fear they may be wrong about something........fence riders

 

[Chris]

I think agnostics don't pick sides in fear they may be wrong about something........fence riders

Best way to win in life tbh.

Worked for the Lannisters.

 

[Deezy]

Best way to win in life tbh.

Worked for the Lannisters.

until finally asked to pick a side

spoiler alert?

 

[Crippler]

I was the one that took that bottle of £250 red wine at work tonight

 

[Twitchy]

My sisters boyfriend cheated on her with me 5yrs ago.

now were talking!

 

[Twitchy]

I hate the beetles, Johnny Cash, and a lot more of that 'classic' bull shit. I always pretend I do, just not to offend anyone