Battleship

[TroyTheAverage]

Distributor: Universal Pictures
Release Date: 2012-05-18
Starring: Taylor Kitsch, Brooklyn Decker, Alexander Skarsgard, Rihanna, Asano Tadanobu, Liam Neeson
Directed by: Peter Berg
Produced by: Sarah Aubrey, Peter Berg, Brian Goldner, Bennett Schneir, Scott Stuber
Written by: Erich Hoeber, Jon Hoeber

Plot Synopsis: Peter Berg (Hancock) produces and directs Battleship, an epic action-adventure that unfolds across the seas, in the skies and over land as our planet fights for survival against a superior force. Based on Hasbro’s classic naval combat game, Battleship stars Taylor Kitsch as Lt. Alex Hopper, a Naval officer assigned to the USS John Paul Jones; Brooklyn Decker as Sam Shane, a physical therapist and Hopper’s fiancée; Alexander Skarsgard as Hopper’s older brother, Stone, Commanding Officer of the USS Sampson; Rihanna as Petty Officer Raikes, Hopper’s crewmate and a weapons specialist on the USS John Paul Jones; and international superstar Liam Neeson as Hopper and Stone’s superior (and Sam’s father), Admiral Shane.


Trailer: [YOUTUBE]KsieadPPvJE[/YOUTUBE]

 

[TroyTheAverage]

I really wish Liam Neeson wasn't in this. I want to watch it now.

The new trailer that aired during the Superbowl makes it look pretty decent though.

 

[Fuji Vice]

I totally shit all over this film when I first heard about it, but the trailer that I've seen does make it look pretty good. I'm sure it will suck mind you, but hey, not every movie can be New Moon can it?

 

[TroyTheAverage]

Nope, even Breaking Dawn pt. 1 wasn't New Moon.

 

[Fuji Vice]

Nope, even Breaking Dawn pt. 1 wasn't New Moon.

Very few films are...Twilight was close, but I think New Moon was the best. I loved Taylor Lautner's abs.

 

[TroyTheAverage]

He was definitely dreamy in New Moon.

 

[Fuji Vice]

He was definitely dreamy in New Moon.

Oh so dreamy, couldn't you just melt at the thought of him putting his fuzzy wolf paws all over you?

I know I could.

Seriously.

No.

Seriously.

 

[TroyTheAverage]

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How in the hell did we turn this thread gay?

 

[Fuji Vice]

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How in the hell did we turn this thread gay?

It's what we do.

 

[Castiel]

I really wish Liam Neeson wasn't in this. I want to watch it now.

The new trailer that aired during the Superbowl makes it look pretty decent though.

My thoughts exactly. Liam Neeson is simply the man so this can't suck, right? But still... it probably will.

 

[Wang Chung]

My thoughts exactly. Liam Neeson is simply the man so this can't suck, right? But still... it probably will.

Watch Clash of the Titans. Neeson was the only bright spot. But the trailer during the Superbowl made it look pretty decent.

 

[Death Dealer]

I may watch this just cause Rihanna's in it.

 

[Fuji Vice]

Personally I'm just looking forward to the inevitable line "you sunk my battleship". I'm pretty sure I'll pull a real-life facepalm upon hearing it.

 

[TroyTheAverage]

I'm surprised it hasn't been in a trailer yet. I figured they would have used that tag line already.

 

[Fuji Vice]

I'm surprised it hasn't been in a trailer yet. I figured they would have used that tag line already.

Smart, they're saving the insanity for the movie itself. I swear I may go just to hear it in theatres IF they don't give it away in the upcoming trailers.