:"Crucify Me" by Bring me the Horizon hits the PA system and the crowd erupts in boos. Synyster Gates comes out onto the stage with his face painted and a black hood over his head. He walks slowly to the ring and slides in. He climbs onto the turnbuckle and takes his hood down, revealing the frightening image painted on his face. He climbs down than takes off his shirt showing everyone the grim reaper tattoo he has on his back. He walks over to the other corner and waits for his next, very unlucky victim.
Ashley Sparxxx: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from the Dark Corner of Hell. Weighing in tonight at 220 pounds. This is Brian Haner Jr.
Finn MacPherson, loving the sound of his name being called by the ring announcer, comes out from the back in his long leather trenchcoat, back to the crowd and pumping his fists. He spins and raises both arms into the air at the top of the ramp before walking down to the ring with his arms continously raises. He's got that consistent smirk about his face as he rolls into the ring and hastily climbs atop the turnbuckle. He removes his coat whilst up on the turnbuckle and folds it very deliberately before hopping down and placing it beneat the corner post. He bounces once against the ropes before stopping dead in the middle of the ring and throwing some loose lefts and rights to an invisible opponent. Finn retires to the corner and relaxes, his face an air of calm.
Ashley Sparxxx: And his opponent weighing in at 230 pounds. From Belchertown Massachusetts. He is known as Finn MacPherson.
Kareem Ali: Well these two definitely look ready to get it on.
Martin Mays: Well… we shall see. Should be a very nice contest to say the least. Two talented guys.
Kareem Ali: Okay that’s enough.
MacPherson and Haner engage in an elbow and collar tie up in the middle of the ring. MacPherson gets the advantage and manages to get Haner into a headlock. He grinds it once before Haner manages to muscle out of it sending MacPherson against the ropes. Upon rebounding off the ropes and coming back Haner drops to the canvas as MacPherson leaps over him and rebounds off the ropes again. This time Haner leaps in the air for a leapfrog. MacPherson leaps against the ropes this time and springboards off and as he turns himself in midair he delivers a dropkick to Haner’s face sending him crashing to the canvas.
Kareem Ali: That was a pretty nice move there by MacPherson.
Martin Mays: I could do that if I wanted to. I just ummm… hurt my … finger earlier so yeah.
Kareem Ali: That had to be the sorriest excuse I’ve ever heard.
Martin Mays: Shut… whoa.
Mays stopped midsentence because Haner got up to his feet and attempted to throw a right but was countered by a left thrown by MacPherson to the midsection. Followed by a right uppercut that stands Haner up before a hard left hook that sent Haner back down to the canvas again. MacPherson lays out Haner’s arm, leaps into the air and drops a knee right across his elbow which makes Haner immediately clutch his arm and yell a couple of obscenities. MacPherson, being proud of what he did looks towards the crowd that is cheering what has just happened. MacPherson leans down to pull Haner up by his hair but is surprised by a roll up by Haner. The ref drops into position.
One…
Two…
And a kickout with authority by MacPherson.
Kareem Ali: Looks like Haner still has signs of life even though it looks like his arm is still bothering him.
Martin Mays: MacPherson is still in control of this thing.
As that was said MacPherson latched on to Haner’s arm and delivered a single arm DDT wrenching the shoulder of Haner. Immediately MacPherson continues to hold on to the arm while lying on Haner’s back. He hooks the arm against Haner and clasps his hand while using all of his weight and leverage to wrench as much as he can on the arm to the point that he is about to snap it out of the socket. Haner has no choice but to tap out as the referee calls for the bell.
Kareem Ali: Now that is a wicked submission there.
Martin Mays: Either tap or snap pretty much. Haner chose wisely.
Ashley Sparxxx: The winner of the match… due to submission. Finn MacPherson.
It is only after Sparxxx makes the announcement that he releases the hold. Haner is clutching at his shoulder rolling in the ring as MacPherson gets up and smiles as he looks toward the crowd.