A Super Important Announcement from Friendly Fuji

[Fuji Vice]

Good day ladies and germs, I have a special surprise for you in my pants...oh and an announcement as well. After his long and devoted service to the site, our resident Postman/Marathon runner/Linebacker has decided to take a well-deserved retirement from staff work. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank [MENTION=60]Delta Kilo[/MENTION] for all the time and effort he's put into the site and wish him all the best. Here's hoping for a wonderful retirement and that you won't be too much of a stranger to us over here, since we all love you and would gladly take a bullet for you (well I would anyway).

Now, with that taken care of, it's also time to introduce the man who will be filling your very large shoes, a champion of justice and one hell of a snappy dresser, Pulse's own [MENTION=121]Porkchop Express[/MENTION]. That's right folks, the man who is named after a goddamn truck is you're shiny new S-Mod, so don't forget to congratulate him and all that jazz.

We'll soon be taking Pulse out a whole new door and these are very exciting times, so I hope you'll all be ready when things get even crazier around here!

 

[Wang Chung]

I just want thank DK for all that he has done and hope he will still be here for the future and help make things better in the future.

 

[The Great Cochrane]

Congrats, Porkchop!

I imagine Delta had his reasons for stepping down, however he's got a more than suitable replacement.

 

[Postman Dave]

First things first, congrats to [MENTION=121]Porkchop Express[/MENTION] on the new role, I'm sure you'll do a great job buddy. Enjoy the free hookers and coke that comes with the role.

I'd also like to thank [MENTION=1]Fuje Vise[/MENTION], [MENTION=51]Fuji Vice[/MENTION] and [MENTION=53]The Tao of Booty[/MENTION] for being damn awesome to work with. Any sort of job is only as good as the people you work with, and these guys are the best. I'd also like to give a shout out to the long gone @Christopher Chance, because he was the first to go to bat for me even staffing here. I only asked if he wanted a bit of help, next thing you know I'm modding the whole of wrestling! Also, a quick shout out to all the other staff members who have come and gone during my staff time, it's been a pleasure.

Finally, I'm not going anywhere any time soon folks. I just have a lot of big things happening this next year, and I need take a few duties away from other areas in order to accommodate for that.

 

[JakeYourBooty]

Just don't disappear on us LB. You've done an amazing job here and are a truly great guy luv ya bro LXG 4 Life

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Congrats to the Chops on getting himself promoted and thanks to LB for all the stuff he has done for Pulse. As Booty said, don't disappear on us man.

 

[Swamps]

Congrats, Chops! Well deserved my friend. Delta, don't leave us for good bro.

Like Booty said... LXG4LYFE!

 

[Wang Chung]

Thanks for all the congrats guys. I hope I can do what LB/DK brought to the house and at least try to fill his shoes.

 

[Hoss]

You go, girl.

 

[The Viper]

Tremendous! Congratulations, Porko. Well deserved.

Delta did a fantastic job as SMOD. Glad it seems that he's still sticking with us. I know when some people step down as SMOD, they leave for a while, or forever.

 

[Lover Boy]

No English represent in Staff anymore

Congrats to Porkchop though, thanks for your hard work DK.

 

[Starlight]

Congrats on the promotion and I wish you the best of luck with your new staff position. Don't let the power go to your head now! hehe

 

[Wang Chung]

Congrats on the promotion and I wish you the best of luck with your new staff position. Don't let the power go to your head now! hehe

Oh I already had Jedi mind powers. So this is nothing.