2015 NFL Offseason Thread

[Dolph'sZiggler]

but good god, what a stupid thing to be bolstering up. Oh, the Raiders! You won't want to fuck with those boys! Their INTERIOR OFFENSIVE LINE is so good!

who fuckign cares

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

I need some more hardcore drugs. Is 6:00 too early to get shitfaced?

 

[Snowman1]

I need some more hardcore drugs. Is 6:00 too early to get shitfaced?

Nope, not at all! Go ahead! :yay:

Ask Jeremy Maclin, I'm sure he's already down there loading up on stuff to put in Alex Smith's drinks before game day. Fuck that dude getting in the way of the magic he can and Andy Reid could make together <3

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

The saddest thing is Raiders fans are like battered wives... They are trying to act like this isn't the absolute drizzing shits. Oh man, Hudson was PFF's #3 center last year! Now we'll get Knighton and Oderick and both our interior lines will be so good! Gresham is a solid TE! Heard we may get some Bills safety! Hey no big names but this isn't so bad!

I want to grab them by the fucking shoulders and shake them until their heads pop off

 

[Snowman1]

The only positive you can make out of this is that you aren't just signing dudes wanting to make one last big paycheck

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

The only positive you can make out of this is that you aren't just signing dudes wanting to make one last big paycheck

uh, yet?

That is exactly what we will have to spend our money on.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

I'm in a dark spot. I've never waivered on my Raiders fanhood, but as of this second I'm running through options in my head as to who I would root for if I disown the fucking Raiders

 

[Snowman1]

I'm in a dark spot. I've never waivered on my Raiders fanhood, but as of this second I'm running through options in my head as to who I would root for if I disown the fucking Raiders

There's still some room on the Bills bandwagon :

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

There's still some room on the Bills bandwagon :

gross

Reading Raiders fans trying to rationalize this shit is just making it 10 X worse. "I'd rather have a bunch of guys for the price of SUH!"

Hey you fucking idiots we have 9 billion dollars in cap space. We can afford SUH and others you ignorant fuck boys

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

I think Raiders fans need to gather at Raiders HQ and start a Reggie protest. This guy has got to fucking go

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

I'm sitting here in despair, not drinking yet I swear, holy shit I'm a poet see what I did there?/

fucking goddammit. Anyway, literally the only silver lining i can come up with is "at least I have the Warriors"

Over the last.. .holy shit, closing in on 2 decades now, I've felt plenty of hopelessness as a Raiders fan.. but nothing tops this feeling right now. Until Reggie is gone I can't anymore. I don't think I can

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Desperately trying to change gears here, Snowman what do you think of Pernell McPhee to the Bears?

 

[Snowman1]

Desperately trying to change gears here, Snowman what do you think of Pernell McPhee to the Bears?

You know how I feel about this McPhee thing in general, He was great in Baltimore's system where we already had a bunch of other people you had to gameplan around. The Bears... not so much.

They have the ninth pick in a draft loaded with pass rushers, shit I'm seeing Shane Ray falling to the teens in the mocks and he's a stud. Take him over McPhee

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Cool. Still feeling pretty suicidal on my end. I'm thinking if I kill Reggie, then myself and have a long suicide letter putting the Raiders organization on blast maybe it will finally bring about the change we need

 

[Snowman1]

Why would you kill yourself to bring change when you can kill Reggie?