I can't bring myself to care for this WM. Sure I'll watch it, but man, there is nothing that really interests me.
CM Punk-Mysterio
This was so rushed and I still have no idea why they hate each other? Because Punk bullied Mysterio's family? Mysterio was a cunt for bringing them in and not hitting Punk in the first place. No real interest but it'll probably be a good match.
So rushed? They've only been attacking each other since just after the Royal Rumble.
Sheamus-HHH
Way too rushed and it was a sudden attack on HHH that started this. Again, for what?
Because not only did Triple H pin Sheamus in the Elimination Chamber, but he also cost Sheamus his rematch by concussing him. Seriously, this one was flat out explained to you word for word. How can you not have got it?
Randy Orton-Ted Dibiase- Cody Rhodes
They've made Orton look so much tougher than either one of them, so is it really intriguing. They should have made this really personal by bringing their parents in and getting attacked in their homes or something.
Orton is tougher than Rhodes and DiBiase, but Rhodes and DiBiase work together. Why would you want to bring the senior citizens in to hog the spotlight? This isn't TNA, nor should it want to be like TNA.
HBK-Undertaker
This is one of the more interesting feuds, but god damn it it is so predicatable. When HBK talked about it in Nov, you could sense it was a prelude to this match. Him costing Taker in the EC? Predicatble. Making it career vs streak? Predicatble. HBK losing? Predicatble.
You mean when HBK said he wanted the rematch? That was a spoiler that it may happen at WrestleMania? No freakin' way. Sorry there was no SWERVE~! and that this went logically.
R-Truth/JoMo-ShowMiz
Are the WWE Creative guys really that lazy and narrow-minded that they never start planning a face tag team since JeriShow were running rampant to compete on WM, so they just threw two midcarders together. This is no more different than any of the thrown together teams in recent years.
Morrison and R-Truth have been known to be friends for quite some time, plus Morrison and Miz have history as a tag team, and now they're against each other. Simple story, and what should be a pretty great match.
MITB
This to me, is what I'm most interested in seeing play out. There really isn't any overwhelming favourite in this match, and there are a good variety of up and comers and veterans in this match. I hope Christian wins. Kofi is being wasted in this match though.
Kofi was the star last year in this match. How is increasing the quality of it a waste?
Batista-Cena
Batista picked up his promos in recent weeks. His promo last week was hilarious. Again, way too damn predictable. Cena will win to give the kids a happy ending.
Logical is a good thing. Batista has been on fire as a heel, while Cena has played a good face like always. This feud has been amazingly hot.
Edge-Jericho
What the fuck is wrong with this feud. A WM feud revolving around the spear? I'm cringing asI'm typing it. I have no interest in this feud since Edge picked his opponent. Most boring Main Event in the last ten years.
No, it revolves around Edge wanting revenge against Jericho. The Spear is just a subplot in which Edge attempts to get in the head of Jericho, using his smart character that he used as a heel and translating it to the role of a face. Admittedly, it hasn't been a great feud, but you've still managed to miss the story entirely.