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  1. Fuji Vice

    Man uses saws to cut arms in Home Depot

    I always knew being inside Home Depot made people crazy, but I didn't think it was THIS bad! :lol:
  2. Fuji Vice

    "Mayor Against Illegal Guns" arrested over gun threat

    ROFL, it's early in the week but it's going to be hard to top this one. He's allegedly against guns, but he has no problem using one to try and get a minor that he's already plied with alcohol to have sex with him. Remember folks, these are the people in charge!
  3. Fuji Vice

    Pulse Hall of Fame is HERE!!!!

    It'll soon be two years since Pulse opened its doors, and to celebrate that we're about to pick our first ever Hall of Fame class. The best part about this? YOU get to help decide who goes in, by sending a PM of your top six candidates to Fuje Vise and myself by the end of Wrestlemania this...
  4. Fuji Vice

    13-year-old suspended for lunch with butter knife

    I really don't understand why Americans seem to be so paranoid and scared all the time. This is just another example of outright stupidity bred through complete lack of logical thought. Obviously she wasn't going to harm anyone with a butter knife, so there should have been no issue at all...
  5. Fuji Vice

    MLB Discussion Thread

    So with the baseball season now underway, we may as well have a place to talk about anything and everything that's happening. Who are you supporting? Are you going to any games? Any thoughts on who will be in the World Series? Obviously I'm rooting for the Jays and hope they can at least...
  6. Fuji Vice

    San Jose man drives car into Walmart, beats customers

    What's most interesting to me about this story is that Wal Mart was open on Easter Sunday. Maybe this dude was really religious and pissed that people were at the store instead of church? Regardless, he sure killed those shopping carts in the picture didn't he?
  7. Fuji Vice

    Billionaire Plans Park of Giant Dinosaurs

    So first he builds a replica of the Titanic and now, Jurassic Park. Yeah, can't see anything going wrong with those two ideas. :lol:
  8. Fuji Vice

    Lazy postal worker burns, buries undelivered mail

    LOL, this guy sounds like Newman to me! I'd also like to point out the bolded parts as an example of how awful the grammar is at some of the news agencies in the US.
  9. Fuji Vice

    Group plans to hand out free shotguns in Tucson

    I'd say we can safely file this one under the "worst idea of the week" category. What possible benefit is there in arming private citizens with shotguns? As Swamps once said in another post, there's certain people who should have guns, and I don't think he meant these ones. I'm pretty sure...
  10. Fuji Vice

    False alarm puts school in lockdown

    Right, so what this article says is that this woman is so fucking paranoid that she freaks out for no good reason and THEN gets mad when the Deputy tells her the cops were busy pulling a body out of a lake? That's very good understanding of priorities.
  11. Fuji Vice

    Canadian dog honored for foiling pit bull

    Wow, Canadians are so tough even our smallest dogs can kick ass! I actually posted this because I believe it's the first time I've ever agreed with anything PETA has said.
  12. Fuji Vice

    College Offers Course Devoted Entirely To Pornography

    Hot damn, I think I might go back to school!
  13. Fuji Vice

    Potter's "Uncle Vernon", Richard Griffiths, passes away at 65

    A great supporting player in a lot of great movies, and I'm glad he got the Uncle Vernon role as it brought his talents to a much larger audience. I also enjoyed his show Pie in the Sky whenever it was on here in Canada. However, my absolute favourite moment of his comes from this classic bit of...
  14. Fuji Vice

    Seattle police arrest half-naked "wizard"

    This is what the next Harry Potter book should be about, how he's gone middle-aged and crazy. Would probably be the best selling one yet.
  15. Fuji Vice

    Man arrested in NJ with $200K worth of stolen cheese

    That's a lot of cheese and seriously, do they really plan to inspect all of it before "donating it to charity"? I'll bet they just ditch it in the sewers, where it will undoubtedly be eaten by rats, mutating them into hideous creatures that DESTROY US ALL!!! Holy shit, I just came up with a...
  16. Fuji Vice

    Powerball Winner Owes Thousands In Child Support Payments

    You know, perhaps there should be a law that states you cannot claim a prize until you take care of your own children. I realize times are tough for people, but that's no excuse to be a derelict father, so while I'm glad he's got the money to take care of them now I hope he remembers how...
  17. Fuji Vice

    Idaho teacher under investigation for saying "Vagina" in classroom

    Wow. So these four parents don't want their children to know the actual names of their reproductive organs? Regardless of whether it's a conservative community or not, that's outrageous. I'm glad the students are taking a stand though, it shows they haven't been totally warped by their parents.
  18. Fuji Vice

    Rare Mercedes Gets Totaled After Mechanics Take It For Joy Ride

    The best line in this story is the cop saying that the speed limit "was not observed, obviously." I wonder if these two are going to be fired? :lol:
  19. Fuji Vice

    Oops, TSA guy goes spray-zy!

    And it appears we have a winner for the tool of the week award. Seriously, what kind of a moron just starts playing around with a device that he isn't sure what the use is for, especially in an airport?
  20. Fuji Vice

    Woman sits out office Powerball pool — and coworkers win

    I'm glad she's taking it well, but what a loser. At least she hadn't been participating for years and just missed that weeks buy-in, because that would have sucked even more. Believe it or not, in Ontario there's actually a law that says as long as you can provide proof that you paid into the...
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