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  1. Fuji Vice

    Disabled man gets $8,000 after being stuck on Disney's 'Small World'

    I was stranded on that ride for more than 15 minutes once and I totally should have sued them for attempting to drive me insane. It's bad enough that the ride is so colourful you feel like you're on acid, but that fucking song is just about the most vile thing ever created.
  2. Fuji Vice

    Bill Gates Wants to Build a Condom That Feels Good

    You know, if I had the kind of money Gates does, this is exactly the type of thing I'd be doing. Not only to make things better for everyone (women included, condoms ruin sex for both parties) but also to piss off idiots who say things like "safe sex shouldn't feel good".
  3. Fuji Vice

    Man's car ends up on neighbour's roof

    Seriously, crash or not that's one hell of a parking job.
  4. Fuji Vice

    Sweet 16 Pick 'Em Contest

    So we missed out on the first round, but that's no big deal because there's always room for another pick 'em contest here at Pulse! This one is pretty simple, just pick the winners of the following games and the one that gets the most right wins a fat $1000 in VCash. Sound easy? Sound fun...
  5. Fuji Vice

    Fuji Reviews Wrestlemania 2

    After the little conversation we were having last night about Wrestlemania 2, I decided to torture myself by sitting through the entire damn thing this morning. Here's my thoughts... Before the show even begins we're in for a hilariously awful experience since Vince McMahon (in full...
  6. Fuji Vice

    Woman dressed like a ‘mime’ attacks UGA student

    I'd probably freak out if a mime attacked me and punch them right in the face. If it was this woman, I wouldn't have felt sorry either.
  7. Fuji Vice

    Caretaker charged with drinking $100k of whiskey

    Damn, I bet that stuff tasted amazing. At least I hope it did for the caretakers sake.
  8. Fuji Vice

    EVOLVE 19 Discussion Thread

    Kendrick will actually be teaming with Gargano to take on The Gentlemen's Club in what should be a great match. This card is freaking stacked and for $9.99 you really can't go wrong. I'll be watching this for sure so if anyone wants to join in, please feel free and experience the awesomeness...
  9. Fuji Vice

    Hannibal Discussion

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD2cKfRYAk8 I honestly wasn't even aware of this show until this morning, so yeah, great advertising there NBC! Anyhow, I gather the premise is that this is pre-Red Dragon and will eventually lead up to that film. Mads Mikkelsen is an awesome actor and I...
  10. Fuji Vice

    A Super Important Announcement from Friendly Fuji

    Good day ladies and germs, I have a special surprise for you in my pants...oh and an announcement as well. After his long and devoted service to the site, our resident Postman/Marathon runner/Linebacker has decided to take a well-deserved retirement from staff work. I'd like to take this...
  11. Fuji Vice

    Fuji Reviews Chikara (All The Agents and Superhuman Crew)

    Alright, I've FINALLY gotten to the first show of this season, so here's my thoughts... The Colony (Fire Ant & assailANT) vs. The Swarm (Soldier Ant & deviANT) A pretty good opener that seemed to be more about angle development than anything else. assailANT continues to work well with the...
  12. Fuji Vice

    Former Titans Cheerleader Charged In Child Sex Case

    Well in her defense, she is a cheerleader and they're not exactly known for high intelligence. Still, this is absurd and I'm trying to figure out why the 12 year old even reported it in the first place. If some cougar cheerleader had grabbed my cock when I was 12 I would have been fine with it.
  13. Fuji Vice

    Man finds grenade in Golden Gate Park

    I hope they let him keep the grenade once they defused it, that thing could actually be worth some good money. On another note, I really need to get a metal detector, those things seem like tons of fun.
  14. Fuji Vice

    Snake blamed for burning down home

    I love how the headline states that the snake is being "blamed" for this when she's the moron who poured gas on it and then set it on fire. Why didn't she just shoo it away with a broom, or hit it with a shovel? On a side note, while I was reading this story the song "Burning Down The House"...
  15. Fuji Vice

    Ohio Wants the Death Penalty for Punxsutawney Phil

    This is probably the funniest story I've heard all week. Leave it to the fine folks of Butler County to come up with a laugher like this. I always knew those Groundhogs were malicious!
  16. Fuji Vice

    Harry Reems, star of Deep Throat, passes away at 65

    Damn, that sucks, anyone who grew up with vintage porn knows the impact Reems had on the industry. RIP.
  17. Fuji Vice

    Popular Model Claims Chickens Are Turning Children Gay

    She's pretty hot, but she's also a fucking moron if she actually believes what she's saying. Personally I think she's just trying to be controversial but she probably should have just gotten naked and fucked an eggplant if she'd wanted to do that.
  18. Fuji Vice

    Escort charged with attempted murder for penis-biting

    In all honesty, at first I felt bad for the guy until I saw the picture of the "escort" in question. No offense, but if you're paying THAT for sex, you deserve to have your dick eaten off.
  19. Fuji Vice

    Wisconsin Closes Nude Beach Due to Sex and Drugs

    I'll bet about 99% of these citations were for marijuana, which is just fucking stupid. Personally, I don't have a problem with people doing drugs, hanging at nude beaches, or fucking. So why the hell can't they do them all at the same time?
  20. Fuji Vice

    Couple abandons Lamborghini at crash hours after buying

    File these people under the "more money than brains" category. Personally I think the Murcielago is an ugly Lamborghini, but it sure doesn't deserve a death like that. What a waste of money.
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