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  1. Jazz Wolf

    Nine Tales Entertainment: Worlds Unite Card + Promo Thread

    We open in darkness. Nothin' but darkness. No-one would blame you for thinking your screen turned off. However... There's a voice in the darkness. "Anata wa... Kaitekidesu ka?" There's a throaty, echoing laughter, from somewhere offscreen. "Sore wa nagatsudzuki shimasen." A lightbulb...
  2. Jazz Wolf

    FWA Appeals to Audience on Enhancement Talent Cuts

    The following audio was uploaded to whatever Twitter is now called, at 2:12am this morning. It is understood that this was leaked from the answering machine of Jon Russnow by an unnamed intern. The official word is that Russnow 'didn't even notice there was a leaker' and is 'too busy teaching...
  3. Jazz Wolf

    VSK confirms AEW contract expired

    Yeah, the end of Dark/Dark Elevation/The Tazcalibur Visual Podcast really spelled the death of a lot of the more low, low, low, low, low-by-god-card acts like Trustbusters. I thought the butler gimmick had some novelty to it, VSK himself just didn't seem like the best fit for it though. Then...
  4. Jazz Wolf

    Injured star returning soon *Rampage SPOILERS*

    Heck yeah, Danhausen's on his way back. I'm surprised he never really popped up as a personality while out injured, figured they could've positioned him as the Very Nice/Evil Authority Figure on Rampage, or something along those lines.
  5. Jazz Wolf

    FWA: 'Lights Out' || Promo Thread

    They called her The Weasel. She wasn’t always The Weasel, and The Weasel wasn’t always her. But that was what she had become, nonetheless. For better or for worse. She did not ride into town on a pale horse, for it was unknown whether she owned a steed for transport. She did not arrive via...
  6. Jazz Wolf

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    Words to live by.
  7. Jazz Wolf

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    That's the spirit. Any problem can be either solved, ignore, or completely forgotten about with ample application of high octane explosives.
  8. Jazz Wolf

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    I am sending hugs and enough dynamite to solve most issues.
  9. Jazz Wolf

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    Now, Loocha Boi, your turn - what's the gossip, how's life
  10. Jazz Wolf

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    I'll vaycay to a nice tropical island and invite you to come with me.
  11. Jazz Wolf

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    Busy as balls. Between picking up new tasks and the job and moving into my new house I feel like I need a holiday. Or two. Maybe six. Shrug.
  12. Jazz Wolf

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    How you been, my beloved Loocha?
  13. Jazz Wolf

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    It's just the most logical thing to do, really.
  14. Jazz Wolf

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    Stubbed my toe on the coffee table? Dangit, Tyus. A sudden drought? Gotta be Tyrus. The skies cracking up and the world being torn asunder as the world spirals into the sun? This is all Tyrus's fault somehow.
  15. Jazz Wolf

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    I blame Tyrus for everything.
  16. Jazz Wolf

    AEW talent have been pushing for Shelton Benjamin to join company

    Now hang on, let's not be too hasty, you might be on to something here.
  17. Jazz Wolf

    Alright, I'll ship it over. I'll include the thigh highs too, I'm told they're excellent...

    Alright, I'll ship it over. I'll include the thigh highs too, I'm told they're excellent accessories. Good luck.
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  18. Jazz Wolf

    Krash

    Name: Violet Dreyer Nickname: ‘That Dastardly Dreyer’ Age: 25 Height: 5’8 Weight: 141 pounds From: Sydney, Australia Alignment: Er, about that - this started as a heel, in the kinda-sympathetic-but-still-pathetic way where she’s kind of a jerk and a clear-cut villain but she loses so much and...
  19. Jazz Wolf

    Krash

    Name: Krash Real name: Jake Montrose Nickname/s: 'The Moustache Maverick', ‘The Heartbeat’, ‘The White Wolf’ Height: 5ft '11 Weight: 205 lbs Age: 32 Hometown: Melbourne, Australia Alignment: Face Status: On hiatus Background: A veteran wrestler for more than a decade, Krash has traveled the...
  20. Jazz Wolf

    AEW Rampage *SPOILERS* taped 8/30/23

    Outrunners AND Wingmen in the same match? Oh hell yeah, hook that shit into my veins.
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