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  1. Jazz Wolf

    Next Generation Wrestling - Ongoing Card & Results Thread - The Old Man Next Door Thinks His House Is Haunted

    It’s a cold open! You know how cool those are, it means a free segment without having to worry about introductions and shit. We’re somewhere, down a hallway, as two people walk down it, their faces just cut off by the camera line. One is talking, their voice familiar. The other, not a word...
  2. Jazz Wolf

    Stu Grayson is All Elite(again)

    Nice! Good to have him back. Him & Uno should be a good boost to the tag division, even if they don't win the belts - though they clearly should, don't @ me - as long as they can have regular bangers then everybody wins. Stu was unreal as heck in the match vs BBC, can we get him vs Caudio too...
  3. Jazz Wolf

    The FWA Theme Song Countdown || THE COUNTDOWN

    ZOOOMBIE. wait I should've nominated the Postmodern Jukebox cover Golden used for a PPV once, that would've counted, right? fuck. Times like these we should remember that with lists like these, subjectivity is what makes them interesting. I'd much rather have people vote with what they...
  4. Jazz Wolf

    Next Generation Wrestling - General Information & Signup Thread

    Very nice! Thank you for the submission, we'll start factoring him into some plans.
  5. Jazz Wolf

    The FWA Theme Song Countdown || THE COUNTDOWN

    Army of the Night is such a banger theme. I love trying to sing along when it pops up on my iPod, I always invariably get lost somewhere in the chorus and end up screaming 'WHAT'S UP MARIA.' yes I know that's not the words, no I don't care, I will continue asking Maria what's up and you...
  6. Jazz Wolf

    GroundZero.com

    Wooooooo Ground Zero! I enjoy the new commentary team. Ty & Daiquan have a good chemistry, and I like the sort of... Full circle effect of the two first Ground Zero finalists eventually winding up back together, just in commentary. Plus it's good to see Ty have a solid landing after his FWA...
  7. Jazz Wolf

    GroundZero.com

    IT'S LIVE HECK YEAH Pumped for this! Enjoyed the last few Ground Zeroes, delighted to see this go forward. PREDICTION TIME. Between the three teams, Team Fantasy is my favorite, though I think Team Vampire will ultimately go the furthest. Feels like each team is kind-of-suited to it's coach...
  8. Jazz Wolf

    Next Generation Wrestling - General Information & Signup Thread

    Bump. Latest show just got posted as we start a pothole-filled journey to the next PPV (which you can read right here). I've mapped out a loose schedule but for any new characters submitted, we'll try out best to make some plans for them. This include Goro and any other newer submissions...
  9. Jazz Wolf

    Next Generation Wrestling - Ongoing Card & Results Thread - The Old Man Next Door Thinks His House Is Haunted

    ???: -and then Crash says he just flew in from the new ruin level and boy are his arms tired; HA-! On these words we cut inside the ever colorful office of Bell Connelly to see, surprise surprise, Bell Connelly spinning idly in her chair as she rattles off her typical nonsense as her...
  10. Jazz Wolf

    The FWA Theme Song Countdown || THE COUNTDOWN

    HECK YEAH THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS. Thanks Man for getting this going. Not going to lie, Ratin Mikichin's theme was a late cut from my list. It has his own name in the song, it's perfect for a wrestling theme. (that jazz cover will be used one day, I believe in it) Cthulhu's Nephews theme is a...
  11. Jazz Wolf

    AEW Dark February 7, 2023 - Konosuke Takeshita vs the debuting EJ Nduka

    I need Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum vs Matt Menard & Angelo Parker in a battle of 80's cocaine-fuelled screamo promos. Like, right now.
  12. Jazz Wolf

    Longhorn Championship Wrestling Presents: High Noon

    Tag Team: The Lone Star Bandits Name: ‘Bulletproof’ Boone & ‘Bullseye’ Hyeon Age: 29 (Boone), 28 (Hyeon) From: Denver, Colorado (Boone), Seoul, South Korea (Hyeon) Height: 5ft 10 (Boone), 5 ft 9 (Hyeon) Weight: 217 (Boone), 211lbs (Hyeon) Alignment: Face Background: Boone Parker & Hyeon Barrow...
  13. Jazz Wolf

    Welcome to the Dubbiverse - a Mad Lib BTB?

    Into it. Best of luck Dubb! 2 Former World Champions from WWE, WCW, AEW, or Impact/TNA 1. The Miz 2. Daniel Bryan Danielson 4 Wrestlers who have never won a world title (Any Promotion) 1. Peter Avalon 2. Cezar Bononi 3. Ryan Nemeth 4. JD Drake 3 Female Wrestlers (Any Promotion) 1. Abadon 2...
  14. Jazz Wolf

    Longhorn Championship Wrestling Presents: High Noon

    Name: "His Honorable" Judge Victor Hearstly Height: 6 ft 5 Weight: 299 pounds From: Dallas, Texas Age: 37 DOB: June 26th, 1985 Alignment: Heel Gimmick/Background: 'The Hanging Judge' Victor Hearstly is a reoccurring figure in Longhorn Championship Wrestling, both inside and outside of the ring...
  15. Jazz Wolf

    Next Generation Wrestling - Ongoing Card & Results Thread - The Old Man Next Door Thinks His House Is Haunted

    Who the heck authorized this to keep going? I need names. We open on a crowd of eager fans, in whatever arena we're in, for nGw's return! We pan over several signs at ringside supporting some of the pre-announced compeditors in tonight's main event, including Heidi Blackthorn, 'The Maltese...
  16. Jazz Wolf

    Ranking AEW's Women's Division

    Yeah sure I'll have a go: Top star, don't @ me Abadon Alright that's it I'm out, catch y'all on the flipside. K, fine. Real list here, based on what I feel is their in-ring and mic skills and whatnot. Full packages, the women who should be core parts of the division with no real...
  17. Jazz Wolf

    Last Video Game Played

    Picked up Slime Rancher 2 and Crash Bandicoot 4 on Steam over Christmas. Flipped a coin, decided to play Crash Bandicoot 4 first. I love the series. Even the awkward MOM/COTT games that were a bit divisive still hold a good place in my heart. The entire series is, pretty much, my childhood...
  18. Jazz Wolf

    Loocha my beloved <3 Same right back at you, friend. I hope this year is everything you need...

    Loocha my beloved <3 Same right back at you, friend. I hope this year is everything you need and everything you deserve. <3
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  19. Jazz Wolf

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    Yikes. That's rough dude, I'm sorry
  20. Jazz Wolf

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    I'm sorry Deezy but there is no cure for this
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