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  1. Jazz Wolf

    Bray Wyatt has passed away

    I heard the news at 9am when I had a full day of work ahead of me. Could barely focus on my work after that. At the time, I had no words. And now, nearly 15 hours later... I still got nothing. This shit sucks.
  2. Jazz Wolf

    Next Generation Wrestling - Ongoing Card & Results Thread - The Old Man Next Door Thinks His House Is Haunted

    We fade in to the resident nGw commentary team, Broc Lobster & Danielle Kennedy, in front of a rapturous crowd of fans! There’s a ‘n-G-w’ chant, somehow managing to verbally capitalize the G and ensure the other two letters remain lowercase, which in itself is an achievement. Broc Lobster...
  3. Jazz Wolf

    FWA 'Back in Business XVII' || RESULTS.

    So this was fuckin' amazing. Fantastic show, lads. I wasn't around for the Live Read but I imagine there's more than a few highlights. (Oh, to be a fly on the wall at the FTN entrance...) Full review, here we go! Took a few days but I'm busy, cut me some slack. NIGHT ONE MvH vs Snowmantashi...
  4. Jazz Wolf

    Simon "the Surgeon" Smythe

    Unique character, I dig it. Welcome aboard!
  5. Jazz Wolf

    FWA 'Back in Business XVII' || Card & Discussion Thread.

    Righto. Match I'm looking forward to the most is undoubtedly Steve the Techno Vampire vs Ratin Mikichin. A pair of jobbers, intertwined within each other, outmaneuvering an uncaring boss? That's a true underdog story. That speaks to me on a molecular level. The twists, the turns, everything, I...
  6. Jazz Wolf

    Nine Tales Entertainment Presents: Worlds Unite (Sign-Up/Interest Check)

    Heck yeah, you know I'm down. Character #1! Disclaimer: This character spawned from a late night shitpost several years ago about making the most uncomforting wrestler. Yes, this character exists only from changing one word in a gif. You have my sincere apologies. Name: MOIST Height: 5 ft...
  7. Jazz Wolf

    Brian Pillman Jr. leaves AEW after his contract expires

    Ah. I can't say I saw much in him. I feel like he got signed too early and was a touch too green to be put on a major platform without having the character or personality to make up for it, so after his major chance & the obvious 'heel shits on Pillman Snr for heat, BPJ attempts to avenge' feud...
  8. Jazz Wolf

    FWA ‘Back in Business XVII’ || Promo Thread

    Faces. Too many faces. Staring, shouting, cheering, jeering. A cacophony of noises, of eyes, of stares, of stimulation overload. It all blended together into a white noise, loud enough to drum into his ears and echo within his bones, and yet, the rhythmic thump of his heartbeat was still...
  9. Jazz Wolf

    GroundZero.com

    ⓍPERATIⓍN TAURED Unauthorized access is forbidden, punishable by extermination, followed by termination. Do not share or tamper with this document. System Notice: Authoritative clearance of an O-4 Level is required to view the full extent this document. Current clearance level: O-1 Viewing...
  10. Jazz Wolf

    LCW Presents: High Noon

    It was an absolute pleasure working with Tommy & AON to put this thing together. Throwing ideas and match cards together, slotting people in and out of matches to see who would fit where better, segments brought together to form a coherent narrative of THS vs Bedlam Fam. The initial match card...
  11. Jazz Wolf

    Injured Wrestler Nearing Return

    Oh neat. Should be a welcome readdition to the division, she had been a standout and was quietly building momentum until the injury. Good for her, can't wait to have her back in the mix. Nah, I'll disagree on that being out of line. It was pretty fantastic and perfectly justified considering...
  12. Jazz Wolf

    Abaddon is back and healthy, featured in Dynamite dark match

    HELL YEAH THIS IS THE NEWS I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR Happy that they're back, though with the demise of the Tazcalibur Visual Podcast I'm unsure how often they'll be popping up on a viewable platform, given their relative inexperience. I'm holding out hope for at least more than the usual 'eyyy...
  13. Jazz Wolf

    Meltdown XXVIII & Fallout 028 || Promo Thread.

    -= 72 HOURS AGO =- There were fewer cities in the country more riddled with crime, than the city of FWA. Sure, the scenery changed, and some of the key players responsible for the corruption and decay in the city may have left their position, but for every killer that got dealt with, for every...
  14. Jazz Wolf

    AEW Dark/Elevation update from Andrew Zarian

    Aw man, this is a bummer, I genuinely enjoy the low-key chill atmosphere of the Tazcalibur Visual Podcast. I like seeing people who would otherwise job out be given a chance to look somewhat important and show that they actually have a finisher, I like seeing glimpses of the indies, finding...
  15. Jazz Wolf

    Longhorn Championship Wrestling: HIGH NOON! (Promo Thread)

    <3 Bullseye <3 18/01/23, 4:23pm hey hey yourself heard the news? ? [HYPERLINK BLOCKED] i'm not clicking that jfc fine i'll send an emoji instead nvm I don't have an emoji to hint it good how about a gif i will break up with you just tell me LCW's back baby oh shit fr??? fr fr...
  16. Jazz Wolf

    Longhorn Championship Wrestling: HIGH NOON! (Promo Thread)

    “Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for ‘Your Honorable’ Judge Victor Hearstly.” The unenthusiastic voice of LCW’s residential ring announcer, Jewels Duvall, echoed throughout the courtroom, and there was a smattering of feet shuffling as the crowd dutifully, if begrudgingly, rose. It wasn’t...
  17. Jazz Wolf

    Who would you let go ?

    There's an easy answer where I'd just roll out a list of talents I don't care for and that would be it. Buuuuut that would be admittedly gutting , like, half of the main roster and probably killing several storylines. Ultimately it would be self-serving, like yeah I think Karrion Kross or Baron...
  18. Jazz Wolf

    Next Generation Wrestling - Ongoing Card & Results Thread - The Old Man Next Door Thinks His House Is Haunted

    It’s a cold open! First was so nice we’ll do it again. We join Zap Powerslam, winner (I guess) of last show’s six-man tag along with Benny the Rabbit and K@te. He is walking down a hallway, breathing heavily, his face a bright red huff of nerves. He’s found a tie from somewhere and tied it to...
  19. Jazz Wolf

    Dustin Rhodes/Steve Austin talks Cody's WWE run

    I'm just going to highlight and respond to this one in particular because it's a shite copout answer to just about any question that gets this response. Same answer for if Sami beat Roman, or if Drew beat Roman, or if The Blue Meanie beat Roman, or if [Insert Your Favorite Jobber] beat Roman...
  20. Jazz Wolf

    Skye Blue finally All Elite!

    Neat. Good for her, she's been putting in the work and improving pretty well, still some gaps in her game but she's making smooth progress. She's got that whitemeat babyface appeal, like a second-tier Willow Nightingale, so as long as she keeps working hard I can see her progressing up the card...
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