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  1. Fuji Vice

    Boy Hires Hooker, Gets Piggy Bank Stolen Instead

    My first thought when reading this was "I thought Sabretooth lived in New York". :lol:
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    Drones Deliver Booze in South Africa

    Here's a video of the drone.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=janur7RJwm0&feature=player_embedded I only have three words...BEST IDEA EVER!!!
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    Eating boogers may be good for your health: Prof

    When I read the headline I thought it was meant to be a joke. Now that I've read the little blurb, I'm actually interested in reading the study once it's completed. The only problem is that I don't think he's going to get a lot of people to join up for it!
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    College’s husky dog logo promotes rape, says student

    You have got to be fucking kidding me. In no way, shape or form does that image conjure up thoughts of rape in either me or my wife. I'm willing to bet I could poll 1000 women and only 3 or 4 psycho-feminist bitches like this one would say that it did.
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    Woman dies after heavy-set police officer sits on her

    Good grief, this is a little fucked up. I'm not sure about procedure over there, but I doubt sitting on someone is part of it. :lol:
  6. Fuji Vice

    58% of Columbia seniors would give up oral sex before cheese

    I love cheese as much as anyone and eat some almost every single day, but I'd gladly give that up for a blow job every day instead.
  7. Fuji Vice

    Peanut Allergies

    First of all, my apologies to anyone here who has a peanut allergy. Alright, so the other day I was at a restaurant that no longer serves any food with any type of nuts in it due to the supposed high instance of allergies. I had heard of the allergy before, but didn't realize that it was this...
  8. Fuji Vice

    Interest in SOTW?

    It's been a pretty long time but I was hoping to get the SOTW competition going around here again. However, before we do that, I want to ensure that we're going to have at least a few people around here participating. So, if you're interested in participating in the weekly competition, please...
  9. Fuji Vice

    Happy Birthday Fuje Vise

    Hey now folks, look who's birthday it is today. That's right, my friend and yours (and the owner so if you're not nice it's ban city), FUJE VISE!!! Make sure to drop in here and wish him well on this, his special day.
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    Nike Pulls ‘Boston Massacre’ Shirts After Bombing

    Can't say I blame them for pulling the shirt off the shelves, but it seems a bit of a radical move. Anyone who wears that shirt now is just asking for trouble, so it shouldn't be Nike's responsibility. Still, based on the picture it does seem to be in pretty poor taste given recent events.
  11. Fuji Vice

    Vietnam police seize 53 king cobras from car

    Holy crap, I knew that money was tight in Vietnam but he wasn't even getting a dollar a snake! Also, I have to admit I now have a hankering to try cobra meat.
  12. Fuji Vice

    Best of the Solo Avengers Movies?

    With Iron Man 3 soon to be upon us and sequels to both Thor and Captain America coming down the pipeline, I was wondering which movie everyone felt was the best of the first bunch? As always, it would be awesome to hear some reasons as to why you feel the way that you do.
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    Wrestling Punks Hall of Fame - The Inaugural Class

    Well folks, the time has arrived and now, without further delay, your inaugural Pulse Hall of Fame class. Before I begin with the entrants though, I'd like to take a quick opportunity to thank everyone who voted and that I'm sure everyone who made it in thanks you as well. So now with that out...
  14. Fuji Vice

    Monday Night Raw Live Discussion Thread 04/15/13

    I won't be here tonight but I hope lots of you will be. Apologies for the lack of preview but I'm really busy today and just noticed this thread hadn't been made yet.
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    Current plan for Extreme Rules main event ***SPOILERS***

    According to F4W the current main event for Extreme Rules is set to be HHH vs. Brock Lesnar in a cage match. I wish Brock could have just gone over at 'Mania. This still has potential to be good though, if it turns out to be true.
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    Your Turn, Smart Guy

    So I've been toying with this idea for awhile and felt that this was the perfect time to get it off the ground. Basically what happens here is that I'll post a controversial statement to start us off and, provided you disagree with it, your job is to argue against it. This isn't a situation...
  17. Fuji Vice

    Woman has cooking spray sex, throws bottle at boyfriend

    I don't think anything is going to top this as the best of the week. I think I laughed for about five minutes straight after reading it. :lol:
  18. Fuji Vice

    Train narrowly avoids hitting puppy tied to track

    So he appeared confused but he was capable of coming up with a plan that involved the pre-meditated murder of a dog? Yeah, that makes a lot of sense to me. Looks like UP just doesn't want to follow up on this one at all, which goes to show how ethical they are.
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    Eel removed from man after getting stuck in rectum

    Wow, this whole article is just a barrel of laughs! From the fact that there's actually a porn movie out there where a dude inserts an eel into his rectum to the story of another guy's "friends" who did it to him. I'm not even sure what to make out of this except that there's some strange shit...
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    Man tried to bring duck into courthouse

    To be fair, being in court for any amount of time is pretty damn boring, so booze and a duck would help.
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