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  1. Fuji Vice

    Police Investigate Man Who Had Sex With Dog

    So was it the mental issues, the drugs, or a combination of the two that made him want to fuck a dog? Reminds me of a Blink 182 song... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvyl82t9IuY
  2. Fuji Vice

    Fuji's Micro Reviews

    At this point I think it's a pretty well known fact that I watch A LOT of movies, perhaps even too many at times. Of course it also stands to reason that I've got something to say about each and every one of them, but sometimes I feel like a full on Fuji review wouldn't be required to get it...
  3. Fuji Vice

    'Price is Right' run foils worker's comp claim

    ROFL, this is fucking hilarious. The moral of the story? If you're trying to scam your workplace, don't go on The Price is Right...or the price may be wrong.
  4. Fuji Vice

    Hong Kong man finds he is a woman after doctor visit

    I thought all Asian men had a "micropenis"? Anyhow, this is a pretty bizarre story. I mean, how the hell would you not think something was wrong when you noticed you had no balls?
  5. Fuji Vice

    Burger King robbery foiled when employee spots getaway car - and drives it away

    Good grief, what a couple of morons. These two are definitely candidates for tool of the week. Also, I suddenly have a craving for Burger King.
  6. Fuji Vice

    Woman causes crash shaving bikini area while driving

    Holy shit lady, go get it waxed! This is one of the funnier stories I've read for a lot of reasons, some of which include her trying to shave her twat while driving and that her ex-husband was with her on the way to the boyfriends house.
  7. Fuji Vice

    Man gets probation for fake orgy ad on Craigslist

    This sounds like a pretty hilarious way to get revenge on someone. I love that some moron went to the wrong house and groped a teenager, definitely an early candidate for the Darwin Awards.
  8. Fuji Vice

    Exorcist team selected to battle Satan in Madrid

    This definitely has movie potential written all over it, if only to make one about how insane some of the people in the Catholic Church are. It kind of reminds me of the plot of The Omen III, where the priests form an assassination group to try and kill Damien.
  9. Fuji Vice

    Mining the 80's

    I thought I'd try a new music thread here, this one focused solely on one the lesser known gems of the 1980's. To start us off, let's take a listen to this little bit of minimal mayhem from Rational Youth... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNidlZVrZY4
  10. Fuji Vice

    The Shining (1980)

    The Shining A struggling writer, Jack Torrance, takes a job as an off-season caretaker at the isolated Overlook Hotel. His young son Danny, who accompanies him along with his wife, possesses psychic abilities and is able to see things in the future and past, such as the ghosts who...
  11. Fuji Vice

    Dead of Night AKA Deathdream (1972)

    Dead of Night AKA Deathdream Andy Brooks is stationed in Vietnam when he is shot and apparently killed in the line of duty. The next night, his parents receive the bad news through a military telegram. Strangely enough, after the telegram arrives, Andy appears home, seemingly fine...
  12. Fuji Vice

    The Fly (1986)

    The Fly Seth Brundle, a brilliant but eccentric scientist attempts to woo investigative journalist Veronica Quaife by offering her a scoop on his latest research in the field of matter transportation, which against all the expectations of the scientific establishment have proved...
  13. Fuji Vice

    Fuji Boldly Goes and Reviews the Star Trek Films

    Since the 12th Star Trek movie just made it into theatres, I thought it would be nice to go back and look at all the ones that came before it. Hopefully there's some Star Trek fans around here, or else I guess I'll be talking to myself in here! Star Trek: The Motion Picture An alien...
  14. Fuji Vice

    Spanish teacher fired for using the word ‘negro’ in class

    Wow, this may be the biggest indictment yet on the idiocy of the politically correct climate currently sweeping the US. It's not even pronounced in a way that you can deem it a racial slur when you say it in Spanish...what a fucking joke. It sucks that we don't have all the facts, but I...
  15. Fuji Vice

    Man chops off own penis

    Good grief, even the title of this article gives me the willies. I'm going to defer to the article and agree that this guy obviously has a mental health issue. I mean, why else would you cut your penis off?
  16. Fuji Vice

    Family Tree Discussion Thread

    Has anyone seen this show yet? I just finished watching the first two episodes of this show and I have to say that it's pretty damn funny. The premise is that the main character receives a box of artifacts from his deceased aunt and begins researching them, ending up with some odd results. I...
  17. Fuji Vice

    Racism

    I'm not going to ask anyone this, I'm simply going to state that I am personally no longer tolerating racist statements or terminology on this site. I realize that most people around here know each other and that for the most part it's in good fun, but if we're ever going to grow past the level...
  18. Fuji Vice

    Happy Birthday Soselo

    Sorry buddy, it didn't mention anything about it on the bottom of the page, but I didn't want to leave out my Macho King Trent, so happy birthday and here's hoping all your dreams and wishes come true.
  19. Fuji Vice

    Happy Birthday Red Alex

    Hey now, everyone wish a happy birthday to our resident MMA expert and one hell of a fine Canadian. Enjoy some Crown Royal today dude.
  20. Fuji Vice

    Ender's Game (2013)

    Ender's Game Release Date: November 1, 2013 Studio: Summit Entertainment Director: Gavin Hood Screenwriter: Gavin Hood Starring: Asa Butterfield, Harrison Ford, Ben Kingsley, Hailee Steinfeld, Viola Davis, Abigail Breslin Genre: Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi MPAA Rating: Not Available Official...
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