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  1. You can unban my IP now

    This is really strange.
  2. Jack Swagger

    He's a Vince guy. Not too muscular but he's pretty big and he's a good wrestler. I look forward to his matches with Cena or Edge.
  3. If You Go to the Gym...

    There used to be an unwritten code of etiquette amongst weight lifters to not drop the weights around someone else. If you startle someone doing the bench you could cause them to drop the bar on their throat or cause any injury.
  4. So, Yoshi Tatsu eh?

    Yoshi needs better ring music. It sounds like the intro to a children's cartoon. Otherwise he's a good wrestler and had a really good match with Christian a few months ago. A US title match isn't a crazy notion.
  5. Jerry Lawler Out, Matt Striker In

    ^^^Josh Matthews is a good announcer, he needs to sound a little more emotional though but he's light years ahead of Todd Grisham.
  6. 03/28 WRESTLEMANIA XXVI Discussion

    ^^^I posted this earlier in the thread but I'm not sure anyone saw it...Bret chair whipped Vince to the point where I started to feel bad for him. The silence in the crowd signaled the same thing.
  7. Does Seamus' Physical Appearance Embarass You?

    ^^^You're right! My wife is a casual fan at best and even comments on his weird appearance. She represents a large portion of the WWE audience. How do you market a man who looks albino and heaps large quantities of hair gel on his dome to make it stick straight up? Oh yeah, he has only 2...
  8. www.wrestlingname.com

    Almost like a Muslim Penis Puncher. How about a Sheik Pocket Rocket??
  9. 03/28 WRESTLEMANIA XXVI Discussion

    ^^^I thought the crowd was dead for the tag match, triple threat, HHH/SheAnus.
  10. Should Edge Use His Power, If He Has Any

    I think he's done that already. He spent a year with ECW and disappeared from tv in March. The guy can wrestle, he has a following, WTF?
  11. Should Edge Use His Power, If He Has Any

    Edge is a megastar, Christian is not. Both have a huge following of fans. Christian can wrestle and re-paid some dues in the last year since he returned. He carried Swagger, Dreamer and even Shelton to some great matches. Edge has hit the stratosphere since 2006. He must have some...
  12. 03/28 WRESTLEMANIA XXVI Discussion

    ^^^No one in WWE management thinks Christian is worth a shit. Not sure why though.
  13. Jerry Lawler Out, Matt Striker In

    Once upon a time, Jerry Lawler was a great heel announcer in the same mold as Bobby Heenan and Jesse Ventura. Lately he's become a stuttering and inarticulate douche. Matt Striker provides history and insight into even the most trivial of details. This makes him appear to be more...
  14. 03/28 WRESTLEMANIA XXVI Discussion

    Jack Swagger winning was the most unpredictable aspect of this year's mania.
  15. Call it bitching & complaining

    Eventually there comes a time when loyal customers become such a problem that they are cordially asked to never return because they cause stress.
  16. 03/28 WRESTLEMANIA XXVI Discussion

    ^^^Yeah! I wasn't expecting him to win at all. I'm not sure I like it yet but Swagger vs. Cena could be fun for the summer.
  17. 03/28 WRESTLEMANIA XXVI Discussion

    ^^^Yup. Can't be any simplier than that. HBK should've won from a storyline point of view. If you lose one match at mania you can have another. Losing your career, in a storyline, means you've lost your way of life.
  18. Does Seamus' Physical Appearance Embarass You?

    ^^^I'm not sure why you felt compelled to red rep me for this thread. I attoned for it. As a man of Irish descent, I don't know anyone name Shean.
  19. 03/28 WRESTLEMANIA XXVI Discussion

    Yeah, really. Bret chair whipped Vince until I started to feel bad for him. Most of the live crowd seemed to feel the same way.