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  1. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    For the record, I think chicks are gay and e-Feds are better off without them.
  2. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    Cornette would be a rad manager for Morgan, or maybe Palmer Cannon. Or the Carribou Skulll, I think it's available right now.
  3. Fauche

    Im new DOOOODS give me tips plzzz

    Be the best John Cena you can be.
  4. Fauche

    UWF Present RAW 3/4/14

    The identity if the masked Kane-haters intrigues me more than anything else in the UWF. My money is on them being Jesse and Festus, or as they are known in some circles, Slam Master J and Imposter Kane (so you can see how it all makes sense). I like promos like Styles / Ambrose or Bryan /...
  5. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    I've been undercover in Milwaukee for the last three weeks just trying to dig up some leads.
  6. Fauche

    UWF Unforgiven: United States Title: Shark Boy(c) Vs Willow Vs Bad News Barrett Vs Sami Callihan

    "A History of Bad Men" cuts Shark Boy off and the capacity crowd immediately begins to boo. Sami Callihan walks out on to the stage, accompanied by Kevin Steen. The tandem casually approach the ring while the audience get their hate on an jeer the team incessantly. Callihan and Steen pay no...
  7. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    The OFFICIAL UNFORGIVEN PPV CARD THREAD says otherwise, but if Nate says its one the 16th, I'll believe him.
  8. Fauche

    UWF Smackdown Shark Boy vs Callihan

    "A History of Bad Men" blasts through the PA in the sold out arena. Now recognizing this the anthem of the dastardly T.I.O.C., the crowds immediately starts to boo and jeer. Sami Callihan and Kevin Steen walk out on to the ramp, eyes dead set on the ring ahead with no head paid to the antagonism...
  9. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    What the junk? Unforgiven is this Sunday? I thought it was like... I dunno... next March?
  10. Fauche

    Raw WWE RAW 3rd March 2014 - LIVE Discussion: The Shield vs. The Wyatt's II

    They could tear the heart out of the WWE Universe by brining Punk back for the hometown show and adding him to the mania main event for the triple threat instead of Bryan, letting bygones be bygones for the sake of spiting wise ass smarky marks.
  11. Fauche

    Oscars 2014: Nominations

    That celebrity cluster-pic tweet was the highlight of the night. I love famous people.
  12. Fauche

    So, Given The Response To Both Batista & Orton Recently

    I don't watch the weekly shows much, so, ya know... But I'm assuming dudes still cut promos trashing local sports teams and calling fans dumb to get heat (like Barrett does?) and some guys still cut promos saying they're going to try their best and never give up on the wwe universe to get...
  13. Fauche

    UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! 3/1/14 Edition

    Radtastic show bros. Opening VIP lounge was great. Co-promos are arguably at least twice as good as regular ones, and given how terrific albo and rey have been, match makes sense. Gay Ziggler (alt) with the wins, and what's this? Sami Callihan with a win also? Worth noting that this is only his...
  14. Fauche

    UWF - Past Raw Shows & Cards

    Grood show homies. Matches were lovely. The clustercuss brawl at the end was just dandy too. Hoping "The Asylum" thing is going to be a big swerve for a Palmer Cannon debut - I'll be aggressively disappointed by anything less. Very bummed that my life long dream of becoming a UWF European...
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    So, Given The Response To Both Batista & Orton Recently

    People booing Batista is dumber than dumb. That said, pink popped collar polo shirt heel Batista is the best heel not named Edge this side of 2004ish. So turn Batista by having HHH pick him over Orton, Orton can get cheers and stuff then? Probably get booed anyway, but if folks are going to boo...
  16. Fauche

    Raw Raw WWE RAW 24th February 2013 - LIVE Discussion: He's Back, BROTHER.

    It's only fair that they ask Ariel Helwani be the guest ref for this match, given he's responsible for all the heat it will get. Probably the only match of the planned 'big four' that wouldn't get booed out of town by those smarky Cajuns.
  17. Fauche

    UWF SmackDown! 3/1/14: Shark Boy & Willow v. BNB & Sami Callihan

    "A History of Bad Men" hits the PA for probably the first time ever. The crowd are surprised to see Sami Callihan and Kevin Steen walk out on to the stage, given that on Velocity they entered to "Sabotage", known to all as the legendary entrance theme of THE Brian Kendrick and The Intrepid...