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  1. Fauche

    WWE Monday Night Raw: Feb. 29, 2016 - Return of The Deadman [Live Discussion]

    omg Vince that suit does not go with that tie... looks like you are out... of STYLES - AJ 2016
  2. Fauche

    WWE Monday Night Raw: Feb. 29, 2016 - Return of The Deadman [Live Discussion]

    "Looks like you are out... of STYLES"
  3. Fauche

    WWE Monday Night Raw: Feb. 29, 2016 - Return of The Deadman [Live Discussion]

    Styles needs a catchphrase like nobody's business.
  4. Fauche

    WWE Monday Night Raw: Feb. 29, 2016 - Return of The Deadman [Live Discussion]

    Best friends-turned-enemies team since Viscera and Haas tbh. Better than Rhodes and Holly for sure LOL at AJ for thinking he even needed to win a match to earn tag titles shots
  5. Fauche

    WWE Monday Night Raw: Feb. 29, 2016 - Return of The Deadman [Live Discussion]

    Can we get a date on last time Styles was pinned by an African-American? Been a minute #oscarsowhite
  6. Fauche

    WWE Monday Night Raw: Feb. 29, 2016 - Return of The Deadman [Live Discussion]

    Same. Corporate would love me cause they could sell so much commercial time because stereo dives to commercial breaks would be minimum 40% of all matches.
  7. Fauche

    WWE Monday Night Raw: Feb. 29, 2016 - Return of The Deadman [Live Discussion]

    Stereo dives to commercial breaks are my steez
  8. Fauche

    What do we do with Cena?

    Cena vs. Samoa Joe in a two-count power move trade-off match. Cena vs. Heel Amborse for months Cena and Cesaro in a tag team
  9. Fauche

    Finishing Mania

    I've seen some shit. It's been a long few years. I'm not the love-struck sexdolphin I used to be.
  10. Fauche

    Finishing Mania

    Heel turn made complete when Triple H busts Reigns open hardway and Roman is left with a horrific scar over one eye.
  11. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    For all you "I won't sleep until I know if I won" types out there, here's a passively hostile reminder to get yers in before the ppv goes up! You know, I believe Adam Gontier was right when he said "It's not too late..."...
  12. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    rey! You're ma boy! Thanks, like, the very, very most! You make me feel like something only Enrique Iglesias could describe...
  13. Fauche

    sup homie?!?

    sup homie?!?
  14. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    If somebody could do me a massive favour and use some kind of paint program to crudely draw on aviators and thick, black moustaches on the enclosed two pictures within the next ten-ish minutes, I would be eternally indebted. I'd do it myself, but my computer is some awful version of ubuntu...
  15. Fauche

    UFC UFC 171: Hendricks vs. Lawler - Mar 16

    Main event was ugly, but entertaining. Thought that Lawler was going to put him down in the third or fourth for sure, but dude never followed up enough when he dazed Hendricks (in my totally expert opinion, anyway). Agree with the decision, but I'm not convinced Hendricks is the best at 170...
  16. Fauche

    UWF Unforgiven Prediction Thread

    In a world full of winners and losers, two men have risen above to bring you... THE UNFORGIVEN PPV PREDICTION SHOW~! Brought to you in absolutely no part by Godless cussin' liberals. Morrison: Hi, I'm John Morrison, and I believe in the Matrix. Miz: And I'm your chick magnet, The Miz! We...
  17. Fauche

    UWF Raw: Miz & Morrison vs. Sandows Witnesses

    Miz looks at Morrison, Morrison looks at Miz. The crowd cheers their favouritest dudes to ever lace up four boots, but the duo looks distraught. What could be bothering them so? Miz: John... I... I... Morrison: Miz, I know... I just... I know... ya know? Miz: I do. We... need salvation! These...
  18. Fauche

    UWF 2014 Unforgiven Card

    Nice graphix bra. Remember when like, there was competitions for that sort of stuff? Whatever happened to that? Also, ppv card is rad, but weird. Two world champs not defending their titles cause they're defending their other titles. We'll all be telling our grandchildren about this one, that's...
  19. Fauche

    UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! 3/8/14 Edition

    Three stages of hell but no hair cuts? Disappointed. I pride myself on my rambling, aggressively confusing, suspiciously drug-centric promos, but Andrew really sets a new standard here. Top notch. MVP managed by Chase's gay Shelton? Could it be? When do the matches even happen on this show...
  20. Fauche

    UWF Raw: Miz & Morrison vs. Sandows Witnesses

    Every light in the arena and several surrounding city blocks cuts out as the greatest techno song of all time hits the PA. The crowd goes ballistic, screaming their faces off in anticipation of the arrival of their actual saviours. With a magnificent crescendo the song reaches a stunning peak at...