Entry #989
The Kings of Wrestling vs. AJ Styles/Jeff Hardy/Randy Savage
TNA Turning Point - December 5, 2004
It's wild that TNA holds the record of both Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage's last ever matches. And, were it not for an uncomfortable cash grab in 2022, they would have had Ric Flair's too. Savage's last match has a WrestleCrap induction to itself and was a bit of a debacle, so let's see what it's all about. The Macho Man returns from a four-year absence from the ring (last seen in the New York Rules battle royal) to join Team TNA against Basically The nWo Again (Hall, Nash, and Jarrett). On the same night as that legendary cage walk in AMW vs. XXX. At 4.77/10 it's apparently incredibly good by this thread's standards, but let's go anyway.
Oh, apparently Savage has been kidnapped. The INTRIGUE! The Kings come out in Elvis "inspired" gear to the Flying Elvises theme. Hardy is probably at his worst in terms of addiction here, and that's even including 2011. At least he shows up. This starts 3-on-2. and it's AJ vs. Jarrett. Big stalling to start. Once we've begun there's no way around it: Jeff Jarrett really could wrestle, and it shows when he's wrestling AJ and not a total stiff. OVW Rope Thing leads to AJ hitting a crisp dropkick. In comes Hall, who works the arm and disrespects AJ. AJ rolls over Hall's back and cuts him down with leg kicks and another dropkick.
AJ calls out Nash, who does some kung-fu poses. He stands up, and throws slugs, and the air has left this match already. Snake Eyes countered and a third AJ dropkick gets Nash off his feet. More dropkicks to cut off the other two, then hot tag to Hardy who starts cleaning up. Multiple double leg nutshots by Hardy mistreat Nash. Hall takes a cheap shot, Hardy wipes out the apron but Nash hits a big boot. Time for Jarrett heat with ROPE CHOKING! Hall hits a messy chokeslam for two. Sidewalk slam by Nash but AJ breaks it up. Hall does an abdominal stretch, thankfully without drinking this time. He does what starts as an STF but switches to hair-pulling and paintbrushing. Hardy gets an enzuigiri outta nowhere.
Hot tag once again to AJ who cleans house, though he kind of whiffs his dropkick to Nash. Reverse DDT to Jarrett for two. Styles Clash teased but Jarrett counters and takes it to the apron, AJ goes for the Phenomenal Forearm but Nash sweeps his foot out from the rope. AJ takes a pretty nasty landing. Hall comes in with a fallaway slam but ref spots the feet on the ropes. Nash starts bullying AJ in the corner and going for repeated pins, and one of AJ's kickouts comes dangerously close to bumping the referee. Big gutbuster by Jarrett who tries the Figure Four but AJ converts into a small package.
Hall hits Hardy, causing a ref distraction that lets Jarrett keep going. BEARHUG because it's the 70s. AJ tries to fight back and gets a tag but the ref misses it. Back to AJ/Jarrett and they have a fun exchange ending in a double down. Finally Hardy gets the tag and goes right into it. Whisper in the Wind to Jarrett, and he clears out Hall and Nash, but Jarrett has the edge back. Hardy counters the Stroke and hits the Twist of Fate, AJ gets a crossbody on Hall... Nash pulls the ref away and decks him because OF COURSE. AJ/Nash BOTO, Hall clocks Hardy with the guitar mid-Swanton, Hardy's on Jarrett with no referee. PESCADOOOOO by AJ to Hall.
After an eternity Randy Savage finally shows up. In all black, washed up, asking for a tag (on the wrong corner, not like it matters). He punches. And punches. And punches again. Jarrett gets a sleeper but Savage counters with one of his own. TRIPLE SLEEPER SPOT! Jarrett pulls Savage down, and then Savage punches him once more and pins him for the.... three? Big celebration as the match just ends. This was all done to set up Jarrett vs. Savage at the next show but Savage refused to put Jarrett over and TNA, for once, realised how dumb that was and sent him packing.
This was going to be a green match until Savage's wet fart arrival. We all know Savage for his best move: stand-up punches!