PULSE's Worst Wrestlers in WWF/E History

[Professor Booty]

#33
Kevin Thorn aka Mordecai: 11pts (MKT 11th, Mitch 20th)

Colin Delaney: 11pts (Enforcer 10th)

Corporal Kirchner: 11pts (Fuji 10th)

The Godfather aka Papa Shango aka Kama The Supreme Fighting Machine: 11pts (Halfbreed 10th)

Manu: 11pts (Mitch 10th)

Nunzio: 11pts (MKT 10th)

Spike Dudley: 11pts (Sabretooth 10th)

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[Postman Dave]

Kevin Thorne was decent, I assume this is mostly because of Mordecai even though I'd say his push never got strong enough to qualify.

Godfather is an excellent choice, alright but got repackaged repeatedly and yet never made it past the mid card. I've got a guy like that in my list, hopefully he'll show up.

Was Manu around long enough to qualify?

Nunzio never really got pushed beyond the crusierweight title, and I'd wouldn't call him bad by any means.

Same with Spike. Don't get those last two at all.

 

[Fuji Vice]

Can't believe I was the only one to pick Kirchner, dude flat out sucked AND he was even a lower rank than Slaughter. I agree with Dave on Spike Dudley as well, there's no reason why he should be on this list.

 

[Horrorfan_1986]

Man, Delaney was one of the more entertaining parts of 2008 WWE. Loved his initial gimmick where he'd show up each week with a new bandage and even less confidence in his voice.

I don't know how Nunzio could be on the list. He was mostly just used in short matches, but he was a damn good worker when given the time.

Spike had plenty of enjoyable moments.

As far as Kirchner goes, my hatred for other wrestlers during that same time period allows me to not be too appalled by his wrestling.

Manu is such a random pick though. The guy was around for the last few months of 2008 and then proceeded not to work any Raw matches in 2009 before being released in Feb. I remember marking out for Manu busting out the spinning toe hold (A spinning toe hold in the 21st century? LOVE MANU! , but I can't remember Manu sucking at all. Unless you have a Buff Bagwell like performance, I don't see how someone with so little time can be voted as one of the worst wrestlers in WWE history.

 

[Professor Booty]

yeah alot of the lower part of the list aren't really sucky imo but at least one person found them to be sucky enough to place so I respect there wishes..
tbh I havent seen enough of Thorn, Manu, or Delany to make any opinion. Kirchner wasn't prominent enough for me to see much of his work in the 80's.

Nunzio and Spike were both very good at times and could def work a match

Godfather was extremely entertaining and really did the best with his gimmicks. I don't think he was bad at all and feel he shouldn't be any where near this list.

 

[Professor Booty]

#32
Ashley Massoro: 12pts (Linebacker 9th)

Bastion Booger: 12pts (Porkchop 9th)

Hacksaw Jim Duggan: 12pts (Booty 9th)

Blu Brothers aka Skull & 8-Ball: 12pts (HF86 9th)

Funaki: 12pts (MKT 9th)

Nikolai Volkoff: 12pts (Fuji 9th)

Road Dogg: 12pts (Halfbreed 9th)

Rhyno: 12pts (Sabretooth 9th)

Festus aka Luke Gallows: 12pts (Discord 9th)

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[Postman Dave]

I know what you're all thinking, "another diva LB?". Ashley was put straight on TV without any training and as expected, sucked. Obviously the diva's division was more about looks than ability back then, but this chick got the Playboy treatment and wrestled at Wrestlemania twice. Think about her WM23 match, she got on the card whilst the guys she was "managing", the tag team champions for nearly a year, didn't even get a look in. Hell, they were used to promote her match! Definitely overpushed considering her ability and long term use to the company.

Hacksaw has always been super over whenever he's appeared, so ability or not his appearances are somewhat justified.

Completely forgot about the Harris twins, good shout.

Road Dogg at least had the gift of the gab to hide any other shortcomings.

Rhino & Gallows are an absolute mystery to me. Unless we're talking about his run as Festus (and even that being bad is debatable) no idea why either are here.

 

[Professor Booty]

Duggan was garbage in the ring, sounded mentally Blue on the mic and his popularity to this day mystifies me...


Booger was an awful gimmick but he wasn't as bad as alot of fat guys in the rings

Ashley see McCool

Harris's just plain stunk

Funaki wasn't bad in the ring and he gave us
INDEED!

Volfoff wasn't great but next to Zuchov he looked like CM Punk

Road Dogg's personality saved him for sure

Festus and Rhyno also shock me...Rhyno was great for a long time and Gallows even as Festus was never bad imo

 

[Postman Dave]

Yeah, what is the reason for his overness? Is it just the "USA" stuff?

 

[Professor Booty]

Yup pretty fuckin much...TOUGH GUY! HOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Lover Boy]

This whole list idea was a great idea btw Booty, afterwards you should do some other kind of lists if you have the time.

 

[Fuji Vice]

Damn, totally forgot about the Blu's, they would have made my list for sure. I guess I can see why Funaki makes the list since its based on his WWE stuff but I'd never put him on there just because of how great he was in MPro.

On to more pressing things, as I disagree with Duggan given how madly over he was. Sure he may not have been the best in the ring, but he connected with the fans, always made good money from merch sales and knocked out Andre the fucking Giant! It's too bad they neutred him in the WWF, because he was a great brawler in Mid-South and some of his matches with DiBiase kicked all kinds of ass.

 

[Professor Booty]

This wasn't about overness it's about in ring caca. Khali is over.

 

[Fuji Vice]

This wasn't about overness it's about in ring caca. Khali is over.

Fair enough, and in that case Funaki and Max Moon definitely shouldn't be on this list.

 

[Wang Chung]

I almost put Nikkoli Volkoff on my list too.

I thought Funaki was decent and I hated bastion Booger I thought her was terrible and the guy on billy Madison reminded me of him the principal.