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  1. When Gettin' Jiggy with Kids goes wrong.

    :roll: < Joe Paterno on someone telling him that Sandusky was blowing a kid in the showers. now, I can't resist, so I'll just get it out of my system. KenFan walks in on Sandusky doing a kid, "lolwut?" :huh: okay, that's cold blooded, seriously thou. Story is big time messed up, dude...

  2. Skyrim anyone?

    came across this video on youtube (one of those gamer ones) and this game had freaking dragons in it... like this dude picked a fight with a giant and mammoths or whatever, dragon came out of nowhere and picked 'em up and then this whole huge fight broke out with castles and what not...

  3. We all need to just quit dick teasing.

    * nah, abandon thread, i done whiffed on this one * I see the way you look at my sentences peepshow... :roll: you need to quit acting gay and cum out the closet and let a smurf hit dat! :batista: Rell, you and all them smurfs know basketball ain't a sport, so why you all spraying axe on yo'...

  4. My Nutz'

    bored and what not, so i'll just post some random drawings and what not in hurr' :na: I was doing a gangsta' bugz bunny drawing thing and gonna put it up on youtube, but got lazy after this one drawing, so it's basically just Dr. Dre selling Drugs to Bugs Bunny. "what's up doc?" Trying to...

  5. Madden 12 hittin' Shelves

    (insert list of new madden features) Idk 'bout any one else, but I think these 'new' features are lookin' 'ight .... tbh, tried that demo, lovin' the new tacklin' engine/thing they got goin'. from what I hear the commentary kinda sucks, but the rest is alright this year. so, idk... someone...

  6. 667

    Not into religious stuff or anything.... But I have seen Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight!!! and insidious....dunno'..... someone had to get us over the triple s-number hump....I have saved us from...whatever that number that we do not speak of/think of can do to us homies... so if you're...

  7. Captain America Thread

    I'm guessing this comes out next week, today, yesterday, tomorrow, dunno'... but what's ya' thoughts on this sick beat hittin' tha' floor with some mass' rhymes? idk, discuss tha' movie... I wanna know if it's Good or Not.

  8. Titanic 2!

    Me and Amber Rose....On a Plane.....ON 9-11!!!! :hug: Sell-Lean Dee-On is singin' her shit.... Me and Amber Rose in the bathroom....she wants me to Draw her :yes: A hundred some years later, Bill Paxton is looking for treasure at the world trade center ruins... and comes across...

  9. IWF's "EXPENDABLES!"

    Who'd be in our Elite Best of the Best Badass poster squad that has to fight mexicans and shit? Like, if a decade from now and we're all old legends (in forum years) and like, mike chaos got us all together to make an All Star porn-o film starring our smurfs, who'd be in it? (plays that...

  10. Elvis Jimmy Yany is REAL GOD thread

    WWE fanboys be building up their "Church of CM Punk Shoot Promos"... Fuck 'em! We'll build our own church, The now official Jimmy 'Elvis' Yang Church of ladder day ...saints? (Gets some holy water and some bread n' blood from the body of our hero Jimmy Yang) Who wants in the...

  11. Is Sting Trying To be "Joker" now Instead of "Crow"?

    Idk if yesterday was like a glitch or something, but Impact Wrestling was on last night in America. nothing else was on so I tuned in. * There was a pretty good (solid) 3 way match with cruiserweight/xdivision guys. * That Meaty Beautiful person chick got beat up by fat chicks after fighting...

  12. Crummy Video Game Ideas Anyone?

    So like... idk, throw it out there (i don't work for anyone :jake: ). Like, I got one. A Prison RPG (those decision games like fallout3) ... You're in jail and you can choose choices (like get "turned out"/ or become a "bad-ass"). and those choices have affect/effect(I'm hood)s on...

  13. Man, That Birthday Thread Sure Was Exciting...

    * Couple Days Ago * KenFan: "Wass-up Guys! ...(crickets), c'mon...guess what day it is. (crickets fucking).... :roll: c'mon." Axis: "Ummm... Ric Flair's Viagra Day?" Rell: " Obama lynches White People day?" DurkKnight: "Clown Dick all up in my ass day?" KenFan: " .... :huh: ya' serious?"

  14. Are These New X-Men related to Old ones?

    Just went on an X-Men viewing bend. :huh: Basically.... Idk, caught wind of some shit that got me thinking. :g: Is that SaberTeeth guy in Wolverine the same one in X-men 1? and that big ass house where that old cripple guy molests Blue kids; like in x2 it's in new york, in ...that one...

  15. Dead Island/Land/something Game Coming Out Soon!

    Saw a commercial on youtube, had a chick running around with ketchup, falling "UPWARDS!" :yes: and....well shit, it looks gory and I ain't got knowledge on "links/or posting links", but it's on Youtube .....has sad music and zombies and shit.... so.....like, people's thoughts out there on...

  16. my ad lib book went to hell.

    Pet Show: One day my dad came home and said there was going to be a big pet show in our town. "That's Gay!" I said. "I'm sure Vick Jr will win." Vick Jr is our pet Ni'gger. She is really smart. She can do lots of tricks. She's very good at shaking Penis and jumping through foodser. Her favorite...

  17. Da fuck should we do with E-Jip?

    E-Gypt/Egypt(?)/E-Git.....something middle eastern, anyways....The REVOLUTION IS ON!!! I predicted this sometime ago, remember when I said, "join the revolution brothers!" :shifty: so like, what's everyone's views on the shit going down in Egypt? (oh shit, I think i spelled it right!)...

  18. I thought wwe was pg and shit...

    haven't watched a wrestling show since kurt angle and kennedy's cage match, so...like ...can someone explain to me why a bunch of emo dudes calling themselves NAZIs are running around getting in the way of the REAL feuds between MAIN EVENTERS...... I don't wanna see a bunch of create a...

  19. IWF Nexus!

    We should have our own little group of smurfs that go around and jump random members....then the Ratings will go up and the iwf fans can go like, "ZOMG! THE ATTITUDE ERAZ IS BACK!!!":baby:

  20. Which has worse lag?...

    IWF or Xbox live..... idk if anyone else is having issues online the forum thing, but it's like.... it's like...I post something, an hour later it finally shows up and i'm like "whoa...." so idk....vote or something.... "Green Bean Lean Sandwiches" - Matt Morgan's new catchphrase for himself...
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