The Official School Thread

[humankiller99]

i would've said i lost my lunch ticket..

 

[PeepShow]

So i was late twice on Thursday. On Thurdsay school starts a half an hour later. I was like a minute late the first time and the second time i was only like 5 mins late. Homeroom is 5 mins on Thursday and it's on the 3rd floor so it would take me a minute to get up there. I got called out of class and was told i have a 2 hour detention for being late twice. School ends at 2:20 but detention doesn't start until like 2:45. Add two hours and i would get out at 4:45 and i would have to take the late bus. Then on the last bus we would have to go to the fucking middle school and pick up those smurfs. So i wouldn't be home until like 5:30. No fucking way im going! Im just gonna have to go to internal suspension for a day. Im not gonna fucking wait 25 mins to start my detention and take the late bus and im not gonna fucking go to a detention for a being a few minutes late. The school can suck my dick. Oh and plenty of people don't get talked about for being late. Last year i was tardy like 50 times and didn't get a single warning. So fuck them im not going to spend an extra two and half hours there.

What grade are you in?

 

[WCW Rules]

I honestly laugh at school logic; they say they want you to be in class, and yet, they have tardy sweeps and even if you've never had a tardy beforehand, if you're only a second or so late, you're caught in the tardy sweep and you get Wednesday school (2 hours of after school boredom). Our HS starts at 9:30 and we leave around 4:20, do ya think a student wants to spend 2 more hours there? Hell no. I thought the school fools wanted us to be in class, but instead, when we're a second or so late, they take us OUT of class and give us Wednesday school. Really stupid, IMO. I've been swept once, and this was two years ago. Really pissed me off. It doesn't affect me now, but my friend was affected and he skipped Wednesday School, hehe.

 

[Australian Badass]

So i was late twice on Thursday. On Thurdsay school starts a half an hour later. I was like a minute late the first time and the second time i was only like 5 mins late. Homeroom is 5 mins on Thursday and it's on the 3rd floor so it would take me a minute to get up there. I got called out of class and was told i have a 2 hour detention for being late twice. School ends at 2:20 but detention doesn't start until like 2:45. Add two hours and i would get out at 4:45 and i would have to take the late bus. Then on the last bus we would have to go to the fucking middle school and pick up those smurfs. So i wouldn't be home until like 5:30. No fucking way im going! Im just gonna have to go to internal suspension for a day. Im not gonna fucking wait 25 mins to start my detention and take the late bus and im not gonna fucking go to a detention for a being a few minutes late. The school can suck my dick. Oh and plenty of people don't get talked about for being late. Last year i was tardy like 50 times and didn't get a single warning. So fuck them im not going to spend an extra two and half hours there.

Simple solution, don't be late and start walking up to your classroom earlier so you don't get a detention. I have never been late to homeroom, our homeroom teacher doesn't give detentions for it anyways, when someone is late he just taps his watch and says "you're late"

I have only been late to a class once this year, all the teacher did was ask why I was late, I replied with some witty comment and he just let me off.

So who here has been owned or had a trick played on them at school by a friend?
I've had both happen to me in the last week lol

Tuesday I think it was, my mate Kenny owned me in Homeroom. First, in our homerooms at my school we have a prayer roster and a yard duty roster, three people each week, one does prayer one day and they all do yard duty. I wasn't on this roster cause for some reason the fools changed my homeroom class at the last minute. On tuesday, Kenny stands up after he did prayer and says "There is one person in this class who has not done prayer or yard duty this year, we have all done this dirty shit not wanting to do it while this person has sat back and done nothing and that person is Shane. I suggest we make him do all the prayers and yard duty for the rest of the year."
I won't have to do it for the rest of the year, but I will probably have to next week now that the little dirtbag dobbed me in

Also at my school (and probably in most high schools) we have our own account and like our homepage where we access our school emails and class shit. Now the password and username is so freaken simple to work out since we can't change it...The username is just some of our last name and our first initial and pass is something to do with out birthday. So what does my friend Michael do? He logs into my account (I was not there) and he changes the theme of the homepage to a pink fairy theme... I logged in at Science the other day and he was next to me and I was like "What the fuck!?" and he just cracked up laughing...

 

[Rated R Stud]

10th Grade is no doubt better then 9th, i have Geometry, Biology, WRLS Word Related Life Skills (BLAH) Gym/Health, English, and then Work Shop (i go to a Technical High School) Last year people messed with me all the damn time, now no one does.

 

[Whippy10154]

school... well it's school.. i have to go, no matter what..

our graduating class last year was 110 and thats more then normal. we are a Jr/Sr high school so we go from 7-12... we have 3 lunch periods A B and C. i have C which isnt bad because there are no 7th or 8th graders =X ... all but 2 of my classes suck... Accounting and A&P. being a junior has it's advantages though, the little peoples are afraid of you =D haha. so that's basically it.

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

I'm on break bitches! No school till December.

Now I wait for teh turkey and honey ham.

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

I gotta go today, I didn't go yesterday because of a appointment. I fucking hate taking breaks from school, I get real lazy and don't feel like going. I must get off my ass.

I'll be gone soon, can't wait for that Christmas break.

 

[seX-Power]

Yayyy I finished school on the 1st and I dont have to go back until the start of February. Two months break yippee! Its kinda sad that in private schools you pay more money but get less school. For the people paying though of course. I am also really happy that I got a 86% mark average in my end of year exams, which got me a merit award. Year 9 is gonna be better probably, coz of electives and all that.

 

[Gards Jr.]

I return to school tomorrow with a stuffed writing hand and well, My mum is only sending me to see if there is any work I can do. Textiles first 2 and I cant do it so

 

[seX-Power]

Oh, by the way, I will never have to do either Latin or Technology again in my life. I was so fucking ecstatic at the last lesson. I also cut a Tech teacher really bad. He was trying to be funny going on about how I was wearing the wrong type of shoes, so I told him he should punish me by banning me from Tech for the rest of my life. He got all depressive then and said that he didnt appreciate me calling his subject shit. I told him that the opinion of a 14 year old really shouldnt affect him, and he just walked off. Lol.

 

[McLovin]

I break up on the 19th!

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

Posting from the computer lab

 

[Evil Austin]

Yayyy I finished school on the 1st and I dont have to go back until the start of February. Two months break yippee! Its kinda sad that in private schools you pay more money but get less school. For the people paying though of course. I am also really happy that I got a 86% mark average in my end of year exams, which got me a merit award. Year 9 is gonna be better probably, coz of electives and all that.

We had electives in year 8, :bleh: but then when we went into year 9 the new year 8's didn't get to pick electives because the system was changed and only year nines and onwards got to chose electives we were like 'lol'.

Anyway I have my holiday break now and I am happy.

 

[Moonlight Drive]

Fuck yeah, only one week left!