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A little pent up frustration...

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I don't have any sisters but if I ever did, they wouldn't be ugly two cent whores like Madame Dslut_2008.

This is why it's such a turn in the story!

You live your entire life thinking you're an only child, living the good life. Then, your mother has that talk that lasts waay too long, you play dumb to what's going on the entire time, even though it's completely obvious (upto 3 episodes ago) from the audience's point of view.

BAM!

You have a sister, and you're not willing to accept it, and she's been living with you the last twelve months, it's Mamma-cita, the fucking house-keeper!

Mamma-cita doesn't know she's your sister though, which makes the doggy-style sex you saw between her and your dad three weeks ago very odd! You go to confront her, but you find she's been murdered in the fireplace; two weeks pregnant!

you turn around and look who's there! You're father, with the fire poker thingy! He stabs you in the face just as you yell for help, trying to avenge your sister's inhumane murder! But he stabs you twice in the stomach, and while you're still in shock he cracks you over the head, shoving you into the fire! Your father then spreads the fire, cause he's an electrician, making it look like a faulty wire! the police shrug it off, as your father and your mother go through some rough times, before she finally commits suicide, your father dieing in his attempts to save her!

then, season two begins...

edit - im the father! mwa ha ha ha ha haa!
 

Wrestling Station

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Just a summary of what is going on here for anyone who just came to understand the situation...
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upgrade level..
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another upgrade level..
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...Final Level..
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LadyHotrod

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I'm happy to say that I now have some free time to actually break down that entire shitload that Miss Triple H typed up. This is so fun!


Alright... Little Miss LadyHotRod...

If you knew anything about wrestling, which you obviously try to act like you do by letting us all know you're some shitty "manager", you'd know how to spell the name of one of the most popular wrestlers ever. It's Hotrod. No capital on the R. It's typed right infront of your nose....oh, wait, the fucking thing got in the way again, didn't it!

get your fucking pussy off of every cock in here and pay attention for just .2 seconds.

...says the ugly cunt who cheated on her boyfriend. I've never cheated on my husband. Never even thought of it and never will. You open your legs to the entire block and wouldn't doubt any men that happen to be in your wrestling franchise have had their marginal cocks shoved into your "like throwing a hotdog down a hallway" vagina. Way to lose, slut.

By the way, it takes longer than .2 seconds to read it because it was a long rant. Learn to count, whore.

You fucking bitch you don't know a god damned thing about me for one and for two how dare you tell me I'm looking like triple h when you're ugly ass looks like Rikishi gave you the stank face and you never recovered.

Um....do I care to know anything about you? No. You are not worthy enough for me to care about your life. I also don't need to know anything about you to know that you look like Triple H. Failed, again.


At least I made it in wrestling, so what does that say about you?

It says that I never tried out and don't care to? Yeah, that's exactly what it says, dumbass.

A promoter would look at you and fucking puke.

Actually, a promoter would look at me and hire me on the spot. I'm attractive and have good sized breasts (which, unlike yours, aren't big because of me being a fat pig), which is exactly what WWE Divas seem to look like. I win.


Listen, you little pre-teen

My age clearly says 24. You can't count past the preteen years. Those are the "easy numbers" for you.

lil' loca wannabe bitch

I had no idea who Lil' Loca was and had to actually look her up when you mentioned it, which obviously kills your theory of me being a "wannabe". The fact that you knew who she was proves what you do with your spare time. I'll bet you talk just as annoying as she does.

don't even think that you're better than myself or anyone else on IWF

I don't think I'm better than anyone on this forum except you.

because for one you are nothing more than an ignorant mark, a fucking mark that really doesn't know anything about wrestling at all. Really come on now, what are you? IWF's rat? Obviously...

I've been watching wrestling since I was 3 years old (I know you're bad with numbers but just do the math. 24-3. Take your time.) I'll bet it's longer than you. You were too busy eating out of the fridge to pay much attention to wrestling as a child and being a no name manager doesn't make you know everything about wrestling. I'll bet I can name names that you've never heard of. Die.

Here's a little advice for you, jump off of your grandpa's cock and learn something for once in your lifetime.

Hahaha! Is it just me or is the pot calling the kettle black?

Don't start heat with the wrong people. You wouldn't believe how easy it is to blacklist someone in life.

LOL.

You're the dumb bitch who started shit with ME by assuming I stole someone's picture you fucking idiot. You don't scare me. The most you can do is sit on me and I'm pretty sure I'm quick enough to get out of the way when I see your fat ass getting ready to take a seat.

You think you have half of these guys on this site drooling over you and you're probably loving the attention.

Thanks but my husband gives me enough attention that I don't need to look for it on forums or, like you, get "special" attention from all the men in my neighbourhood. How many of your cousins, uncles and brothers have you shoved inside of you?

Learn one thing you fucking moron, not one damned person on this forum gives a flying shit what you say or do.

Obviously they do or they wouldn't bother responding to me. Wow, you're stupid!

Get a life

Says the thing who watches Lil' Loca videos.

and actually get off of your cottage cheese ass

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I really like your fat gut in this picture. Usually someone with a fat gut has a cottage cheese ass. Since I don't have a fat gut, I guess I don't have a cottage cheese ass! I'm clearly skinny and it eats you alive.


and do something worth while...like die!

I'm too important to die! I have a college education, a great job with great pay and a wonderful family. You've got a full fridge. I win.

Hell, I'll even help you out! I mean come on, your emo right? All that black ratty hair and gaudy uneven eyeliner... I've got a few blades that I can loan you...just remember it's up the river not over the bridge!

Hmmm, now that's a bit odd that someone who "isn't emo" would have razorblades lying around and know exactly which way to cut. Stop denying the fact that you truly are an emo and you try to play it off by calling other people emo.


So here's to you, you fucking moronic cunt bag slut. Here's to you quickly finding your way 6ft. under! MUAH!

Pretty sure that you'll die of AIDs or high cholestoral before I die of anything, hun!


Admit defeat. You can't beat me but I'll gladly carry on if you want to continue. Stupid sluts like you are fun to play with!