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I have never read this BTB in a whole show's entirety before. I admit I thought that Women's Wrestling would be repetitive, but that was kinda predujist as this show rocked! I like the range of offense the Women were allowed to have unlike in the WWE, where it is dropkick, slap, schoolboy.

Anywayz, back on topic, here is a short review.

BM- Tough one, btu I will go with the backstage brawl, as it contained four women taht I knew and liked, and it went for a while longer gthan the other two matches. I liked the way this matcgh was made, as well as the ending, but the end set nothing up, will nothing come of this?

WM- I hate this question, but I feel I am obliged to answer it. All matches were good and don't belong in this category but the two matches that were not the best were on par, and the main event should be bettger, so I will go with it as worst match, seeming it was a semi-squash.

BP- This now is very hard to choose, but I will go with the Beth/Gail weights room segments. The on with JB and the 'sweating on the volumptuos...' was comedy gold, and you built up Beth/Kong well with this. All the Elvira promos were very good as well, imo and the small details made them interesting.

WP- None, they were all entertaining and did more than they had to :]

So that's it, I have said all I have to, but yeah this BTB is great and the Womens thing is being used perfectly, it has really oponed my eyes as what Womens wrestling can be like. (btw, lmao at the sandman)

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Cole: Welcome, everyone, to another edition of WWR! I’m Michael Cole, here with Sharmell at ringside, and tonight we’ll have updates on the conditions of Raisha Saeed and Gail Kim, who both received severe injuries one the past couple of weeks as part of this situation over the World Title. As well, we’ve got Christy Hemme in a grudge match against Traci Brooks following that chair shot from behind last week, and hopefully we’ll get an answer from Roxxi Laveaux as to what stipulations she wants for her match with Melina at Sekhmet’s Gathering, two weeks from tonight, live on pay per view.

ODB’s music began to play, and ODB made her way to the ring.

Cole: But right now, we’ve got one-fall action between ODB and Rain.

One Fall Match
ODB vs. Rain​

ODB and Rain locked in a grapple. ODB shoved Rain away. Rain fell on her back and quickly rolled out of the ring. The ref started counting. Rain got in at 3. ODB advanced, and Rain quickly ducked out of the ring again. The ref pleased with ODB to stay in the ring, and started counting. Rain got in at 4. ODB quickly grabbed her and grappled with her. ODB broke the grapple and hit Rain with a scoop slam. ODB pulled Rain up, and Rain hit her with a thumb to the eyes and quickly slid out of the ring.

Rain painfully held her back. ODB recovered and jumped out of the ring, chasing Rain around it. ODB turned the corner, and Rain was there to kick her in the gut. Rain flowed into a swinging neckbreaker. Rain stomped on ODB until the ref got to 6 in his count, and slid back into the ring. Rain screamed at the ref to count faster, but ODB still got in at 9. Rain yanked ODB up as she climbed into the ring and whipped her to the corner. Rain charged and connected with a spear, then grabbed ODB and went for a bulldog. ODB pushed Rain away as she jumped, sending her across the ring onto her back. Rain got up, and ODB slammed her down with a spear of her own. ODB covered and got two.

ODB pulled Rain up and hit her with chops until she reached the ropes. ODB whipped rain to the opposite ropes. Rain bounced off, ducked under ODB’s lariat, bounced off the ropes, and hit a running double knee backbreaker. ODB spun 180 degrees before falling into it, and bounced off Rain’s knees from the momentum. Rain got up, ran to ODB, and hit a jumping double knee drop to ODB’s back. She then got up and hit a jumping elbow drop to ODB’s back, and finally simply punched over and over until the ref pulled her away. Rain finally covered, but didn’t even get one, as ODB kicked out right away from the pain of being on her back.

Rain grabbed ODB’s legs and tried to flip her into a Boston crab. ODB braced herself on the mat, preventing the flip. Rain eventually gave up, and yanked ODB up. Rain put her head between ODB’s legs, trying to get her up for an electric chair, but couldn’t lift ODB. ODB simply stopped standing, forcing Rain to the mat and landing on top of her. ODB smirked and shrugged, and got to her feet, holding her back. She picked Rain up and tossed her away with a fallaway slam. ODB kipped up, immediately showing pain in her back, and did her OOOHHH. She walked to the corner and climbed to the second turnbuckle. Rain got up, and ODB hit her with a missile dropkick.

ODB got up, went to her flash, and killed it off. Rain got up behind her and went for a spear. ODB looked and strafed out of the way, and Rain took the turnbuckle to the shoulder. Rain slowly slid out, stumbled towards the center of the ring, and ODB picked her up and hit her with a running powerslam. ODB covered and got the three count.


Lilian: Here is your winner, the WWR Revolutionary Champion, ODB!

Suddenly, Victoria’s music began to play, and she stepped onto the entrance ramp with a microphone.

Victoria: So, you beat Rain. Congratulations. If you want an ACTUAL challenge, I’d be happy to fight you right here right now, but I know you’ll chicken out and say you’re too tired now.

ODB beckoned to Victoria with both hands.

Victoria: So I guess we’ll have to wait for Sekhmet’s Gathering. And the way I see it, since you got to pick your boyfriend as the referee last week, I should be able to choose the stipulations for our match! What do you say, are you willing to compete for that belt in a fair fight, for once?

ODB finally got a microphone.

ODB: You know what, Victoria? I’d be DELIGHTED to let you choose! But if I could ask one thing, don’t be a wuss about it! I’m not defending this in some pathetic little No Disqualification Match. You’d better pick something with tables, or tacks, or FIRE! Because this is the Revolutionary Championship, and I am the O-D-B, OOOHHH!!


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Elvira is sitting in her office, eyes closed, meditating. JB is standing in front of her reading from a book. Sandman is leaning against the back wall, beer in hand.

JB: Now try to not think for ten full seconds. Don’t even think of the seconds passing.
Elvira: …how the hell am I supposed to do that?
JB: Um… well it says you can light a candle, stare at it, then close your eyes and just picture the candle flickering.
Elvira: So now you’re putting fire to my face? How is this relaxing?
JB: Alright, alright, we’ll skip that step. Now… imagine all your troubles as a bright red balloon, floating higher and higher, until it’s out of sight.
Elvira: …<gets up, grabs the book, and throws it out the window>

A car alarm sounds.

JB: …that’s… that’s MY alarm! <runs out>
Elvira: …ha! Now THAT cheered me up! Thanks JB!

Melina, Angelina Love, and Velvet Sky storm in.

Elvira: Well there goes that moment of happiness.
Melina: Excuse me? Watch your mouth!
Angelina: Who the hell are you to say that those three grotesque freaks get to choose what kind of match Melina is put in?!
Velvet: The beautiful people are always persecuted. It’s jealousy.
Sandman: Now really isn’t the time for this, girlypanties. Elvira’s in this perma-period mode right now.
Angelina: YOU, you just leave the room, you’re not worthy of even LOOKING at us. Go, out!
Sandman: <laughs> Yeah, that’ll happen. <drinks>
Melina: Never mind him. Elvira, I REFUSE to go into a match that Roxxi gets to pick, it’s as simple as that! If you want to fire me, go ahead, say goodbye to the only reason anybody watches this sorry excuse for a show!

Elvira gave Melina a hard backhand slap. Sandman groaned and pushed himself away from the wall, walking towards the girls.

Elvira: HOW DARE YOU?! THE ONLY REASON I PUT UP WITH YOU THREE IS BECAUSE-
Melina: Because you NEED us, that’s why!! And if you can’t see that you shouldn’t have this job! You’ve never stepped in the ring, you have NO IDEA HOW THIS BUSINESS WORKS!!

Elvira and Melina stared each other down.

Elvira: You know what, Melina? You’re right, I haven’t stepped in a wrestling ring. But tonight, that changes. You and me, one on one, anyone who interferes is fired. What do you say to that?
Melina: Fine! And if I win, I get to pick the stipulations with Roxxi!
Elvira: Done!

Elvira and Melina glared at each other for a moment, then Melina, Angelina, and Velvet walked out.


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Cole: Oh my… is that really happening? Is our chairwoman getting in the ring?!
Sharmell: This might be just the thing she needs to vent steam and get back to playing Halo back there.
Cole: Well sure, but Melina is a trained professional wrestler! Elvira doesn’t have a chance!

Christy came to the ring holding a Guitar Hero guitar like a club, and put it in the corner.

Christy: You know, I don’t know what else there is to say! I’m in the ring with a psycho who tries to cheat to win, when another psycho comes out with a chair and takes us both out! So what I’m trying to figure out is-

Traci Brooks’ music began to play, and she walked down to the ring.

Traci: You know what, Christy? SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH! This is the business we’re in: I beat the holy hell out of you and I take the championships! You’re the one who’s making this personal!
Christy: And YOU know what, Traci? BULLSHIT! I joined this industry for competition, not to be a sadistic bitch like you who gets her jollies off hurting people! These fans came to watch wrestling matches! If they wanted to see deranged nutjobs hitting each other with chairs they’d watch Jerry Springer!
Traci: Hurting people is the only way you get anywhere in this business! If you came out to try that, maybe you’d get somewhere in your career besides being the plaything to a bunch of wannabe guitar rejects!
Christy: So you want me to hurt people? Ok, let’s try that!

Christy grabbed Traci, getting her in a grapple, and the ref quickly rang the bell.


One Fall Match
Christy Hemme vs. Traci Brooks​

Christy broke the grapple with a hard knee to the gut, bending Traci over. Christy hit a hard uppercut to Traci’s gut, bending her more, then dropped her with an elbow to the back. Christy grabbed Traci’s leg and dragged her to the corner. Christy slid out of the ring, grabbed Traci’s ankle, and slammed her leg against the ringpost. Traci screamed and yanked her leg away. Christy grabbed it and slammed it against the post again. Christy quickly grabbed Traci’s ankles and wrapped her legs around the post, crossing them. She grabbed the guitar, raised it high to show the audience, and brought it down like an axe. Traci managed to uncross her legs and push herself back into the ring.

Christy tossed the guitar away. Traci was still on the mat, holding her leg. Christy jumped on the apron and onto the top turnbuckle. She blew Traci a kiss, and went for a split-legged guillotine leg drop. Traci rolled out of the way and Christy hit the mat with a scream. Traci got to her feet, favoring her right leg, and pulled Christy up. Traci hit a hard chop to knock Christy to the turnbuckle, and hit her with a high elbow. Traci backed up and went for a running big boot. Christy dove out of the way, and Traci got her leg caught over the top rope. Christy got up and climbed to the outside apron. Christy grabbed Traci’s foot and jumped to the round, snapping Traci’s leg off the top rope. Traci screamed and fell on her back, holding her leg.

Christy jumped back in the ring. Traci was on the mat holding her right leg. Christy hit Traci’s left leg with a split-legged leg drop, and Traci screamed and now held both her legs. Christy covered and got two. Christy pulled Traci up and whipped her across the ring. Traci bounced off the ropes and charged, hitting Christy with a spear, and began raining punches on her until the ref pulled her away. Traci grabbed Christy and yanked her up and back down with a gutwrench suplex, and covered for two. Traci grabbed Christy’s leg and flipped her into a single leg Boston crab. “HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!” Traci screamed. Christy tried dragging herself to the rope, but Traci managed to drag her back to the middle of the ring.

Christy flipped back over and kicked Traci away. Christy got up, and Traci charged for a lariat. Christy ducked under. Traci bounced off the ropes, charged back, and Christy hit her with a hurricanrana. Traci got up, charged again, and Christy hit another hurricanrana. Christy got up and advanced on Traci. Traci got up, advanced on Christy, and Christy hit a low dropkick to her knee. Traci screamed and hit the mat, holding her leg. Christy got up and stomped hard on Traci’s leg. Traci screamed and held her leg protectively. Christy went to Traci’s other leg, jumped, and stomped with both feet. Traci screamed out again. Christy ran to the ropes, bounced off, and hit another low dropkick to Traci’s legs. Christy got up and now began viciously stomping on Traci’s legs. The ref had to yank her away and yelled at her, threatening disqualification.

Christy pulled Traci up and whipped her, but Traci simply collapsed after one step, unable to stand. Christy smiled, grabbed Traci’s legs, and flipped her into a cloverleaf. Traci screamed and tapped immediately.


Lilian: Here is your winner, by submission, Christy Hemme!

Christy went and grabbed the mic.

Christy: Sorry everyone, I know you wanted to see a wrestling match, but <mocking voice> what she said sounded like so much fun and I just HAD to try it! <turns back to Traci> And as for you, I’ve got an idea! How about, at Sekhmet’s Gathering, we settle this once and for all! You, MsChif, and me, in a Triple Threat Match!

Suddenly, MsChif slid into the ring with Christy’s guitar, and cracked Christy in the back of the head with it.

MsChif: I ACCEPT!!


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Krystal: I’m standing beside the Glamazon, Beth Phoenix. Beth, what’s the news on Gail Kim?
Beth: She called me from the hospital earlier today. She’s got three broken ribs and a hip fracture. She’s gonna be out for a while.
Krystal: So what about the training that you two were doing? What are you gonna do now?
Beth: What, you think I can’t do it myself?
Krystal: …I’m just saying.
Beth: Yes, yes, sorry, I’m working on not being so confrontational. So, what I’m gonna do… the way I see it, the playing field is leveled. I took out Raisha Sigh-whatever, Kong got to Gail Kim while my back was turned, so in two weeks it’s endgame. Her and I in an electrified cell, and I’m gonna do to her what I did to her lapdog. There are already bodies laid out from this whole mess, and by the end of it, I’ll be the one standing tall with them all around me. The Era of the Glamazon starts in two weeks, at Sekhmet’s Gathering.


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Roxxi Laveaux, Daizee Haze, and Portia Perez are sitting in the lounge, Portia eating from a jar of pickles.

Angelina Love and Velvet Sky walk in.

Daizee: <sings> And HERE they come to wreck the DAAYY!
Portia: Oh my god, MIGHTY MOUSE!! I LOVED that show! What about you, Roxxi?
Angelina: Shut your mouths!
Daizee: Follow your own advice, it’ll stop those cold sores from coming back.
Velvet: EXCUSE ME?!
Angelina: <holds up an arm to keep Velvet back> Yeah, not even gonna dignify that with a response. You, freak, you’re already set up to get beat down by Melina, in a match that she’ll get to choose, but don’t think we haven’t noticed that YOU TWO have been avoiding us these past weeks.
Velvet: If you’re too big of cowards to come face us, at least come out and say so! It’s totally understandable, since we already beat you two hands down at The Revolution. Just come out with it!
Daizee: Or, we could challenge you two for matches at Sekhmet’s Gathering. And to make sure you don’t cheat, like you always do, it won’t be tag matches. It’ll be one on one, me and Portia each against one of you. You can flip coins to decide who you want.
Angelina: Uh, yeah, you sure as hell don’t get to make match decisions like that. You bring it to Elvira and we will not agree to it!
Portia: <gets up> Well, maybe this will assist your decision. <bites a pickle, chews it, and spits it in Velvet’s face>

A brawl breaks out and security has to separate everyone.


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Cole: I still can’t believe Elvira is going to be stepping in the ring to take on Melina. I don’t know, I think the stress of running this company has gotten to her.
Sharmell: What’s wrong with wanting to beat the crap out of Melina? I can’t talk to her for five minutes without wanting to do that. Kudos to Elvira for lasting this long.

Jacqueline’s music started, and she made her way down to the ring.

Jacqueline: Christy Hemme has complained enough, so I’ll keep this real short. I’m the most talented superstar on this roster, and I’ve been denied every opportunity for a title shot! And now our World Champion is nowhere to be found, and our number one contender is having play wrestling matches with a softcore porn star! If this is how little prestige the titles get I don’t know why I want them, but I-

Beth Phoenix’s music began to play, and she made her way down to the ring.

Beth: Hmm let’s see. On the one hand, I could calmly and rationally discuss this with you. After all, we’re both mature, responsible adults, and we should be able to work out our differences. But on the other hand…

Beth punched Jacqueline in the jaw, and the ref quickly rang the bell.


One Fall Match
Beth Phoenix vs. Jacqueline​

Beth grabbed Jacqueline and simply biel threw her across the ring. Jacqueline quickly got to her feet, rubbing her jaw. Jacqueline advanced and grappled with Beth. Beth bullrushed Jacqueline to the ropes and whipped her across the ring. Jacqueline bounced off and took Beth down with a Thesz press. Beth quickly threw Jacqueline off her, and both girls got to their feet. Jacqueline charged, and Beth dropped her with a double axe handle blow. Beth reached down and grabbed Jacqueline by the neck with both hands, and yanked her up. Jacqueline broke Beth’s grip, and hit her with a standing dropkick. Beth stumbled back a few steps and Jacqueline got to her feet. Jacqueline charged, and Beth stopped her by grabbing her neck. Beth threw Jacqueline into the corner and charged for a corner clothesline. Jacqueline ducked under, ran to the middle of the ring, and charged. Beth hit a high back elbow, staggering Jacqueline. Beth hit Jacqueline with a forearm to the back, knocking her down, and covered for a one count.

Beth picked Jacqueline up for a scoop slam, held her there for several seconds, and rolled over Jacqueline on the slam. Beth got up and pulled Jacqueline up, and Jacqueline broke the hold with an elbow to the gut. Jacqueline shoved Beth away and hit a sudden superkick. Beth was knocked into the corner. Jacqueline grabbed Beth, dragged her into the ring, and went to whip her. Beth stood in place, and whipped Jacqueline, Jacqueline reversed it, sending Beth to the ropes. Beth bounced off the ropes, and Jacqueline charged, hitting a hard spear. Jacqueline covered for two. Jacqueline pulled Beth up and hit a bridging German suplex, holding the pin for a two count.

Beth and Jacqueline got to their feet, and got in a grapple. Beth broke it by putting Jacqueline in a headlock. Jacqueline tried to break it with two elbows to Beth’s ribs. Beth simply lifted Jacqueline up and hit a side slam, and covered for a one count. Beth picked Jacqueline up and hit her with snake eyes on the turnbuckle. Jacqueline stumbled back, and Beth kicked her in the gut and put her in a Canadian torture rack. Jacqueline screamed, and Beth just smiled. Jacqueline eventually managed to flip out of it. Beth spun around, kicked Beth in the gut, and tried for a swinging neckbreaker. Beth shoved Jacqueline away. Jacqueline charged, Beth kicked her in the gut, and hit her with a slingshot suplex off the top rope. Beth got up, and Jacqueline started getting up. Beth grabbed her and hit her with a chokebomb. Beth covered and got two.

Jacqueline tried to get to her feet, climbing on Beth’s legs. Beth put her hands on her hips and smirked at Jacqueline. Jacqueline suddenly yanked Beth’s feet out from under her, and tried to flip her into a single leg Boston crab. Beth kicked her away, knocking her on her back. Both girls got to their feet, and Jacqueline went for a hurricanrana. Beth quickly locked Jacqueline in a bearhug, Jacqueline’s fingers on the mat to keep herself from falling. Beth squeezed, and Jacqueline screamed. Beth eventually grabbed Jacqueline’s midsection, hoisted her vertical, and dropped to a seated position to slam Jacqueline stomach first to the mat. Beth flipped Jacqueline over and covered for two.

Beth pulled Jacqueline up. Awesome Kong suddenly climbed into the ring behind her. Beth picked Jacqueline up in a delayed fisherman’s suplex, turned around, and Kong dropped her with a lariat. The ref rang the bell.


Jacqueline came crashing down, landing on Kong. Kong grabbed Jacqueline, pulled her up, and hit her with an Awesome Bomb. Kong sat there for a second, and Beth suddenly hit a running kick to Kong’s head. Beth continued to kick and stomp on Kong until she rolled out of the ring. Kong backed up the ramp, Beth screaming at her the whole way.

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Elvira is in her office, wearing a robe, sitting on a chair doing reps with a dumbbell. Roxxi is standing in front of her, and Sandman is leaning against the back wall with beer.

Elvira: I know what you’re thinking, and don’t worry, this won’t affect your match at Sekhmet’s Gathering. You’ll still be able to tear Melina a new one, and trust me, I won’t be losing this match. Let’s just say you’ll get a kick out of it.
Roxxi: …
Elvira: Ah-ah, you’ll see what I mean by that. Now don’t get me wrong, I normally would never do something like this, but I’ve been stressed to hell lately and I just can’t take any more of Melina’s BS.
Roxxi: …
Elvira: You’re right, I shouldn’t expect anything less from her or the other two; I saw them on TV before I started WWR. But you’d think she’d have enough brains not to mouth off to the head of the damn company.
Roxxi: …
Elvira: Yeah, I guess that’s wishful thinking. So I was thinking, she’s pretty fast. The best idea is to ground her, right? Couple armbars, like your friend Portia really loves doing. Maybe make it a no disqualification match so I can just whack her with a chair if she tries to get going.
Roxxi: …
Elvira: You’re right, using a weapon doesn’t prove a thing, this needs to be mano-a-mano. And I was serious before, anybody who interferes with this match is fired. I really don’t want to have to do that to you or the Haze or Portia, so stay out of this, even if it looks like I need help.
Roxxi: …
Elvira: I know, you wouldn’t do that anyway, you girls don’t cheat. <gets up> Thanks for your help! <pats Roxxi’s arm and walks out>
Roxxi: … <looks at Sandman>
Sandman: <looks at Roxxi> …beer? <offers one>
Roxxi: God no.
Sandman: <smirks>


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Cole: Well Sharmell, the time has come. Something I don’t think we thought we’d ever see. Our very own chairwoman, Elvira Becker, entering the ring to take on Melina.
Sharmell: I love this. Melina is going to learn the hard way to listen to the people in charge.
Cole: How? Elvira has never stepped into the ring, what’s she gonna do to someone like Melina? She’s a former world champion!

Lilian: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall! Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, at an undisclosed weight and representing The Beautiful People, Melina!

“Let’s see what you got!” blared a female voice, then a remix of Biggest Letdown began. Elvira stepped onto the ramp in her robe.

Lilian: And her opponent, from Berlin, weighing 125 pounds and representing 15 years of Tae-kwon-do and European kickboxing, she is the Chairwoman of WWR, Elvira!

Elvira smiled and shrugged her robe off, revealing black boots, grey latex pants, and a grey latex tube top with a right sleeve to the wrist, but no left one. Elvira walked to the ring and hopped to the outside apron. She smiled at Melina, leapt onto the top rope, an sprung off, doing a front flip and landing in the ring.

One-Fall Match
Elvira vs. Melina​

Melina charged for Elvira and locked in a grapple. Elvira shoved Melina away. Melina breathed hard and charged again, going for a hard punch. Elvira backed away. Melina went for two more, and Elvira backed away from each one, finally reaching the ropes. Melina went for a punch, which Elvira blocked and followed by shoving Melina away again. Melina screamed in rage and charged. Elvira suddenly came up with a Superkick. Melina stopped dead to avoid it, fell on her back, and quickly backed away. Elvira laughed, and Melina breathed harder in rage. Elvira grinned and slowly advanced on Melina, chanting “Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary…”

Cole: What is she… she’s insane!

Melina jumped up and grabbed Elvira for a grapple. Elvira broke the grapple by twisting Melina’s arm. Elvira got behind Melina, put her far leg over Melina’s arm, put her forearm across Melina’s throat, and kicked Melina’s leg out to hit a modified Russian legsweep. Elvira got up and put her arms out to either side, smiling at the audience. Elvira turned back to Melina, who had just gotten up. Melina charged, and Elvira hit a dropsault, kicking Melina across the ring. Elvira kipped up and beckoned Melina to come. Melina got up, holding her chest, and circled Elvira. Elvira put her hands on her hips and smirked. Melina eventually charged. Elvira connected with a snap side kick to Melina’s gut. Melina stopped dead, holding her gut. Elvira connected with a side kick to each of Melina’s knees, then each of Melina’s shoulders, and finished with one to her head. Melina fell flat on her back. Elvira covered and got two.

Elvira stood over Melina and beckoned with her index fingers to stand. Melina suddenly grabbed Elvira’s ankles and yanked them out from under her. Elvira fell on her back, and Melina jumped on top. Elvira managed to get her knees up, and pushed Melina away. Elvira started to get up, but Melina quickly hit a knee to Elvira’s face. Elvira fell on her back again, and Melina jumped on her and proceeded to hit hard punches to her head. The ref had to pull Melina off Elvira. Melina broke free from the ref and pulled Elvira up. Melina dragged Elvira to the edge of the ring, hit an inverted mat slam, and ran up the ropes to flow into a bridging reverse chinlock. After a while Elvira managed to get to the ropes, and the ref again had to pull Melina away. Melina again broke free and hit Elvira with a hair-pull curb stomp. Melina covered, but Elvira grabbed the ropes.

Melina grabbed Elvira, yanked her up, and ran her to the corner and slammed her head against the turnbuckle. Melina quickly jumped to the top turnbuckle and put Elvira in a neckscissors choke before launching her across the ring with a headscissors takedown. Elvira’s momentum got her to her feet as she crashed into the opposite turnbuckle. Melina jumped off the turnbuckle and charged, hitting Elvira with a double high knee strike. Elvira slumped in the corner, her arms draped over the top ropes holding her up. Melina grabbed Elvira and pulled her to the center of the ring. Melina went to whip Elvira, and Elvira reversed it. Elvira quickly ran away from Melina. They bounced off the opposite ropes and ran past each other. Elvira jumped before she hit the ropes and bounced off to hit a springboard dropkick, taking Melina in the shoulder. Melina spun in the air and hit the mat.

The ref began counting. Elvira and Melina got up at 7. Elvira snapped Melina with a hurricanrana. Melina sprung to her feet and charged for a lariat. Elvira ducked under it, spun around, and connected to Melina’s head with a roundhouse kick. Elvira flowed into a spinning heel kick, then with another roundhouse form her other foot. Finally Elvira hit a standing dropkick, knocking Melina on her back. Elvira covered and got two. Elvira pulled Melina up, and Melina knocked her away with an elbow to the gut. Melina got up, grabbed Elvira, and hit her with a pendulum backbreaker. Melina held it, looking for a submission. When Elvira didn’t submit, Melina dropped her, and flowed into a bodyscissors. Elvira strained and managed to stand, holding Melina’s legs at her side. Elvira jumped, put her legs on Melina’s gut, and broke the hold with the double leg drop.

Elvira pulled Melina up from behind, and Melina suddenly hit her with a snapmare. Melina flowed into a rear naked choke. She dragged Elvira to the corner and got on the second rope, yanking Elvira off her feet for a few seconds. Melina then jumped off the rope and hit Elvira with a reverse DDT. Melina covered and got two. She screamed and punched Elvira repeatedly, covered, and got two again. Melina pulled Elvira up. Elvira grabbed Melina’s arm, spun to twist it, and whipped Melina into the corner. Elvira put a foot to Melina’s neck and choked her against the turnbuckle, letting go at 4. Elvira grabbed Melina by the neck, lifted her to the second rope, and climbed up with her. Elvira then leapt off, slamming Melina down with a choke suplex. Elvira covered for two.

Elvira pulled Melina up, shoved her away, and went for a Superkick. Melina ducked under it, got behind Elvira, and hit a split-legged hangman’s neckbreaker. Elvira fell on her stomach, and Melina simply fell forward. The ref started counting, and this time the girls got up at 8. They exchanged punches, with Melina getting the better, punching Elvira to the ropes. Melina whipped Elvira to the opposite ropes. Elvira bounced off, and Melina charged and went for a spinning facebuster. Elvira managed to land on her feet, grab Melina’s head, and hit her with a jawbreaker. Elvira charged, and Melina hit her with a drop toe hold. Melina got up, jumped to the top turnbuckle, and waited for Elvira to stand. Elvira got up, and Melina jumped off for a seated senton. Elvira connected with a jumping spinning heel kick, and both girls hit the mat.

Elvira grabbed Melina’s arm, yanked her up, and spun to twist it. Elvira connected with a roundhouse kick to Melina’s knees, then gut, then chest, then brought her foot under Melina’s arm and connected with heel kicks to her back, Melina screaming after each one. Elvira connected with a final roundhouse to Melina’s head, and finally pushed her away. Melina wobbled where she stood, and Elvira connected with a final front snap kick to Melina’s jaw. Melina was knocked in the air and fell flat on her back. Elvira collapsed on her knees, crawled to Melina, and covered for three.


Lilian: Here is your winner, Elvira!

Sharmell: Wow. You don’t mess with Elvira!
Cole: I’ve never seen anything like that! Elvira gets that leg up and it’s like she can kick you all night! And that final front snap kick right to the jaw, and it’s all over… what’s her fascination with Bloody Mary, anyway?
Sharmell: Maybe that’s what she calls that… scissored Russian legsweep thing she did?
Cole: Almost looked like she was going for an inverted Desecrator, taking something from MsChif, but you’re right, that was more like a Russian legsweep than anything else.

Elvira signals for the mic and grabs it.

Elvira: I’m Elvira Becker, and this is my show! <stands over Melina> So you, you’d better KNOW YOUR PLACE!!

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Quick Recap for the Lazy

ODB defeated Rain

- ODB pinned Rain after a running powerslam.

Christy Hemme defeated Traci Brooks
- Christy forced Traci to submit with a Cloverleaf.

Beth Phoenix and Jacqueline fought to a No Contest
- The match ended in double-disqualification after Awesome Kong hit Beth with a lariat and hit Jacqueline with an Awesome Bomb.

Elvira Becker defeated Melina
- Elvira pinned Melina after a Front Snap Kick.
 

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BM: Main event- it was just a really good match
WM: ODB vs. Rain- it kinda felt like a squash match.
BP: Sandman offering Roxxi a beer was classic
WP: N/A they were all good
AC: "Welcome, everyone, to another edition of WWE" I smell a typo... Holy crap Elvira's losing her mind... Christy should drop the Guitar Hero gimmick... Another good show, the matches wern't as good as usual, but the quality of the promos made up for it.
Plug: Check out POI Episode 22 and the 23 preview.
 

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...the R and E are right beside each other, lmao. And yeah, I felt that the matches weren't as good as previous ones. This was more of a plot advancement episode.
 

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Well sort of bad news. In two weeks there'll be a lot of stuff happening at once, so i'll have very little time to get online and no time to write this. So I'll be able to post the next episode and then Sekhmet's Gathering, but after that, I won't be able to update this until the week of September 7th. Sorry.
 
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BM: Elvira vs. Melina was very good!
WM: ODB vs. Rain, I agree with Comic, was kinda squashy
BP: Sandman offering the beer to Elvira, ROFL!
WP: The Portia Pickle Incident, not bad, just kinda tough to read for me.
AC: Nice promos. I'll start reading this on a regular basis. Feel free to check out XCW: Full Throttle by clicking the link in my sig.
 

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Elvira is in her office, the Halo theme playing, putting together a massive, three foot tall house of cards. Roxxi Laveaux, Daizee Haze, and Portia Perez walk in.

Daizee: Hey Bruce Lee, we picked the stipulations we want.
Portia: …how did you get that so big?
Elvira: Superglue. <picks the entire house up by one card> See? <tosses it behind her>
Daizee: Isn’t that cheating?
Elvira: Only if you follow the rules. So, what do you have in mind?


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Cole: We are one week away from Sekhmet’s Gathering! This is WWR, I’m Michael Cole with the lovely Sharmell at ringside, and Sharmell, looks like Elvira has cheered up.
Sharmell: And all it took was to beat the holy hell out of Melina. Elvira really should consider a stress ball.
Cole: But hey, from her intro we learned she’s from Berlin, the capital of Germany.
Sharmell: A fine city. Never been.
Cole: Well anyway, tonight we’ve got the Glamazon Beth Phoenix in a nontitle match against Awesome Kong. Christy Hemme and Daizee Haze will be teaming up to take on MsChif and Angelina Love, and ODB and Roxxi Laveaux will take on the team of Melina and Victoria in a Tornado Tag match. As I understand it Victoria demanded the match, as a rematch of that backstage brawl tag match that she lost after Melina was pinned. Hopefully we’ll get some updates on Gail Kim and Raisha Saeed too.

Melina’s theme began to play, and she made her way to the ring with Angelina Love and Velvet Sky. Melina lead the way, furious, with Angelina and Velvet nervously keeping their distance.

Melina: What the hell kind of company is this?! The chairwoman gets to assault the stars and you all cheer for it?! And nobody is allowed to come out and save me from the brutal assault, or they get fired?! Plus we all know that the referee counted slow for me! He’d probably get fired if he judged impartially!
Angelina: The Beautiful People are always discrim-
Melina: I WAS TALKING!!
Angelina: <drops her mic and backs away, hands raised>
Melina: You’ve got a match tonight and you’d BETTER win it! But as for MY match tonight? NO! I get assaulted by the Chairfreak of this company and now I’m forced into a match I didn’t agree to because Victoria couldn’t manage to pin a drunk?! I’m not going to be disrespected in this company anymore! I REFUSE to compete in-

Victoria’s music began to play, and Victoria made her way to the ring.

Victoria: Calm down, little girl, you might pull a muscle… oh, that’s right. <squeezes Melina’s comparatively scrawny arm with her index finger and thumb>
Melina: <yanks her arm away>
Victoria: See, two weeks ago in that backstage brawl, YOU were the one who was pinned. I didn’t lose that match, you did. So yes, I asked for this rematch, for two reasons – One: Beating down ODB and her voodoo boyfriend is fun, and Two: to teach you how to wrestle whether you like it or not. You got beaten down by ELVIRA, a girl who does nothing all day but drink Pepsi and play Halo. Is it hard to suck that bad, because you make it look so easy. And now you think you have a chance against Roxxi next week? This is for your own good, Melina. The only thing you’ve beaten in your WWR career is some drunk fan’s co-
Melina: SHUT UP!!
Cole: Wow, thank god for that, this is supposed to be a family show.
Melina: How DARE you come down here and interrupt MY TIME to-

Victoria gave Melina a hard backhand slap. The two began to brawl, with Angelina and Velvet trying to pull them apart.

Roxxi Laveaux’s music began to play, and she stepped onto the entrance ramp with Daizee Haze and Portia Perez.

Daizee: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Portia: Oh, give me that. <wrestles the mic from Daizee> You all might want to settle down, because what we have to say concerns ALL of you at Sekhmet’s Gathering. Well, except you, Victoria. You just go back to eating little kids or whatever you do in your spare time. We already ran this by Elvira and it’s official, so if you don’t like it, go challenge her to a match. That went so well last time, right?

Angelina and Velvet had to restrain Melina.

Portia: Velvet Sky, at Sekhmet’s Gathering you’ll be taking me on in a No Disqualification match. Whoever wins that match gets to decide the stipulations for the match right up next between The Haze here and you, Angelina. And whoever wins THAT match will decide the stipulations for the next match, Roxxi Laveaux against Melina, for the North American Championship. Why are we being so generous, you may ask? Because it all ends next week. We are the Barbie Crushers. Each of us will beat each of you down, and after that, no more rematches. We won, it’s over, go back to servicing truckers at the INTERSTATE!!

ODB’s music began to play, and now ODB stepped onto the entrance ramp. She high-fived Roxxi, and Portia handed her the mic.

ODB: Servicing truckers! Nice! That gets the ODB Seal of Approval, right there. So that’s all set up, can’t wait to see some Barbies get crushed, but now that just leaves you and me, Victoria. I let you decide the stipulations for our match, but it’s already been a week and you haven’t done a thing! What are you, working for the government? Pick something!
Victoria: Aww, you want me to spoil the surprise? Alright, I was going to save it for next week, but if you insist – I say to hell with all the fancy bullshit! To hell with the ropes, to hell with jumping off the corner for a dropkick, to hell with no closed hand strikes, and above all, to HELL with acting like holding someone down for three seconds decides anything! It’ll be you and me inside an angled, sloping steel cage, and the only way to win will be by knockout or submission! Last time anyone used it they called it Lion’s Den, but as of next week, we’ll all remember it as a Spider’s Den Deathmatch!

Victoria’s music began to play as ODB exchanged words with the Barbie Crushers. ODB smiled and raised her flask at Victoria, impressed.


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JB: JB, Jeremy Borash, here with the Glamazon, Beth Phoenix. Beth, next week you’ve got an Electrified Cell Match against Awesome Kong, god knows why you chose that type of match of all things but you did. Now that it’s so close and the rush of putting Raisha Saeed in a coma is gone, are you having any second thoughts?
Beth: Second thoughts? JB, the only thought I’m having is why didn’t think of this sooner. We can fight each other every week, each time saying “I would have won if it hadn’t been for that meddling dog.” But this way, there are no excuses. Only one of us will be walking out of that cage, and that will be me, Beth Phoenix, the Glamazon.
JB: Alright, and that reminds me, how’s Gail Kim doing?
Beth: She’s got three broken ribs and a fractured hip. How do you think she’s doing?


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Tag Match
Angelina Love and MsChif vs. Daizee Haze and Christy Hemme​

Angelina and Daizee entered the ring. Angelina looked at Daizee, and suddenly tagged MsChif. Daizee smirked, and she and MsChif circled. They grappled, Daizee went to whip MsChif, and MsChif reversed it and sent Daizee to the ropes. Daizee held onto the ropes. MsChif charged, and Daizee got her feet up to kick MsChif in the jaw. MsChif stumbled back. Daizee advanced, MsChif charged, and Daizee sent her across the ring with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors.

Christy yelled for a tag. Daizee shrugged and tagged Christy in. MsChif was on her hands and knees, getting up. Christy ran and hit her head with a low dropkick. Christy covered and got one. Christy quickly yanked MsChif up, snapmared her to a sitting position, and kicked her hard in the back. Christy circled MsChif and kicked her chest, knocking her on her back. Christy covered again and got two. Christy yanked MsChif up, kicked her gut, and brought her up for a Hemme Blade. Angelina jumped in and punched Christy’s back, making her drop MsChif. Angelina ran back to the ropes and began to climb through. Christy chased her and kicked her side, knocking her off the ring. MsChif suddenly rolled Christy up and got two.

MsChif and Christy got to their feet and exchanged punches. MsChif managed to push Christy to the ropes, and whipped her across the ring. Christy hit the ropes and MsChif spun for a backhand strike, but Angelina grabbed Christy’s ankles as she got to the ropes and tripped her. The ref yelled at Angelina, but was drowned out as MsChif screamed at her and advanced on her. Angelina ran around the ring, keeping her distance, with MsChif following inside the ring. Christy got up, grabbed MsChif’s hair, and yanked her down to slam her against the mat. Christy covered and got two. Christy pulled MsChif up and tagged Daizee.

Daizee jumped over the rope to hit MsChif with a sunset flip, and got a two count. MsChif sat up. Daizee jumped up and hit a low dropkick to the back of her head, then got up and hit a low dropkick to her face. Daizee covered for two. Daizee pulled MsChif up, and MsChif hit her with a thumb to the eyes. Daizee stumbled away, and MsChif hit her with a Russian legsweep. MsChif got up and hit a standing moonsault, and covered for two. MsChif pulled Daizee up and jumped on her back, going for a Code Green. Daizee managed to stand up and fall back, hitting MsChif face first against the mat. Daizee and MsChif got up. Daizee ran for a yakuza kick, but MsChif dove out of the way. Daizee’s leg was caught over the top rope. MsChif backed up, ready to charge, when Angelina suddenly tagged herself in. Angelina got in the ring and quickly distanced herself from an angry MsChif.

Daizee freed herself, and Angelina charged and sent her over the top rope with a running big boot. Angelina went to Christy’s corner to try to climb, but Christy smacked her hands away. Angelina yelled, so Christy grabbed her hair, spun her around, and jumped off the ring to snap Angelina against the top rope. The ref yelled at Christy. Daizee crawled back into the ring and stood up as Angelina got up. They exchanged punches, and Daizee broke the exchange with a knee to Angelina’s gut. Daizee hit a facebreaker knee smash, and flowed into a Daizee Cutter. Daizee covered for two. Daizee went to pull Angelina up, but Angelina yanked Daizee’s feet out and tried to flip her into a Boston crab. Daizee kicked Angelina away and got to her feet. Angelina went for a spinning heel kick, which Daizee ducked under. Daizee grappled Angelina, and Angelina broke it with a thumb to the eyes. Angelina hit Daizee with a snapmare and followed with a dropkick to the back. Angelina forced Daizee on her back and covered for two.

Angelina pulled Daizee up, and Daizee knocked her away with an elbow to the gut. Daizee turned to tag Christy, but Angelina grabbed her and spun her back around. Angelina went for a kick, Daizee blocked it, and Angelina hit an enzuigiri. Angelina covered for two. Angelina screamed in frustration and pulled Daizee up. Daizee hit a jawbreaker and flowed into a sitout facebuster. Daizee turned around and crawled for Christy. Angelina grabbed Daizee’s ankle, and Daizee flipped over and kicked Angelina away. Daizee turned around and tagged Christy.

Christy jumped over the top tope. Angelina was just getting up, and Christy kicked her hard in the gut, and followed with an elbow to the back. Angelina was knocked to her hands and knees. Christy brought her foot low and kicked Angelina hard in the face, flipping her over, and followed with a split legged leg drop. She held the pin for a two count. Christy grabbed Angelina’s arm, yanked her up, and spun to twist it. Christy kicked the backs of Angelina’s knees, dropping her, let go of her arm, and knocked her on her back with a hard backhand smack. Christy covered for two. Angelina quickly crawled towards MsChif. Christy got up and watched Angelina go, not moving to stop her, and instead beckoned MsChif. Angelina made the tag.

Christy charged and went for a spear through the ropes, trying to take MsChif early. MsChif leapt over the top rope, and Christy landed with her chest on the middle rope. MsChif quickly held Christy down and applied a camel clutch through the ropes, Christy’s neck pressing against the top rope. MsChif let go at 4, and pulled Christy out of the ropes and into a dragon sleeper. Christy put a foot on the ropes, but MsChif quickly ran her back to the middle of the ring. MsChif held the sleeper for a minute before growing impatient, and turned it into a spinning headlock elbow drop. MsChif covered for two. MsChif got up, ran to the ropes, and went for a springboard moonsault. Christy rolled out of the way and MsChif hit the mat.

Christy grabbed MsChif by the hair and yanked her up, and hit a hurricanrana. MsChif landed leaning against the ropes, and charged. Christy hit a high elbow. MsChif staggered back, and Christy hit a reverse DDT. Christy covered for two. Christy pulled MsChif up and brought her up for a Hemme Blade. MsChif flipped out of it, spun around, kicked Christy in the gut, and set up for a Desecrator. Christy punched MsChif in the gut to break the hold, hit a facebreaker knee smash, and kicked MsChif onto her back. Christy ran to the corner, climbed to the top turnbuckle, blew MsChif a kiss, and went for her split legged guillotine leg drop. MsChif rolled out of the way and Christy hit the mat. MsChif pulled Christy up, set up for the Desecrator, screamed, and hit it. MsChif covered for three.


Lilian: Here are your winners, the team of Angelina Love and MsChif!

Angelina jumped in the ring and taunted Christy. This apparently annoyed MsChif, who screamed at Angelina and chased her out of the ring. Daizee climbed into the ring and helped Christy to the back.

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Krystal: I’m here with Revolutionary Champion, ODB. ODB, you’ve just been challenged to a Spider’s Den Deathmatch for the title. It’s been years since this type of match has ever been done… what are you thinking?
ODB: Krystal, do you see fear in these eyes?
Krystal: Uh… no…?
ODB: What do you see?
Krystal: …um… enlarged blood vessels?
ODB: Yeah, I was up ‘til three last night. Bachelor party, OOOHHH!! But NO, there’s no fear in these eyes! If Victoria wants to challenge me to an MMA match with no rules, I say, hell yeah! A suckerpunch to the jaw, a stomp on the gut, grinding her face against the cage like a damn cheese grater, that’s the way this belt should be defended and that’s the way I like it! Only thing that could make it better would be to have some brass knuckles in there with us, but hey, one step at a time!
Krystal: You aren’t the least bit worried about going into a steel cage with the only way to win being to knock someone out cold?
ODB: Why would I be worried? I take GREAT care of my body! <takes a shot from the flask> Nobody is going to knock me out, and I’ve never tapped out to anything, so the only thing I need to be worried about in there is if I run out of the good stuff before it’s over! <takes another shot, and realizes it’s empty> …see? Like right now. This, I worry about. Nothing else. ELVIRA!! I NEED MORE SMIRNOFF! <walks away>


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Beth Phoenix is in front of the vending machines.

Beth: <mumbling to herself> Out of Pepsi? Has CM Punk been here? … <puts in some coins> Mountain Dew… it ate my quarter! <punches the machine and a soda falls out> There we are. <turns to the camera> Kids, this is why you should work out daily. <sees something off camera and walks towards it>

Christy Hemme is sitting on a box with an icepack on her head.

Beth: What’s your problem?
Christy: Did you see what happened out there? It’s the same thing, week in week out. Each time I get in the ring with MsChif she finds a way to get the better of me. It’s like… I really just feel like dropping out of the match next week.
Beth: …<drinks some Mountain Dew>
Christy: <looks at Beth>
Beth: …what do you want, a hug? Get the hell up. <yanks Christy off the box> If you’re looking for some inspirational bullshit speech you can go find John Cena, because when I look at a whining, sniveling coward I don’t feel the need to make it feel better; I feel the need to kick it in front of a bus!
Christy: <throws ice pack down> What?!
Beth: Did I stutter? Look at you! Hiding out back here cowering like some emo kid, pretty much dressed up to match, complaining about <mocking voice> “MsChif putting her leg on my arm and dropping me on my heeaaad, owwwww!” You know what you are, Christy? PATHETIC!! A real wrestler would get back up and knock her lights out! That’s the business, and if you don’t like it, get the hell back to Gamestop or wherever you got your toy guitar and go back to being a glorified groupie! YOU MAKE ME SICK!

Christy punched Beth in the jaw, knocking her back and spinning her around.

Beth: <rubs her jaw, then turns back to Christy and smiles> See, if you show THAT kind of intensity out THERE, you can’t lose.
Christy: …
Beth: Hm… you know, I saw something in Elvira’s office that I think will help you.
Passing stagehand: Beth, you’re up next.
Beth: Tell them to announce me last. Christy, hurry up, you’ll like this.

Beth and Christy quickly walk off camera.


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One Fall Match
Beth Phoenix vs. Awesome Kong​

Kong charged. Beth dropped Kong with a drop toe hold, immediately jumped up, and put Kong in a camel clutch. Beth pulled Kong back so hard Kong got to her feet, then hit Kong with a rear mat slam. Beth backed up and bounced from foot to foot, beckoning Kong. Kong got up and charged for a lariat. Beth ducked under it while holding an arm across Kong’s chest, and hit Kong with a backbreaker. Beth smiled and nodded at the audience, flexing her arms, before covering Kong. She got a one count.

Beth pulled Kong up and went to whip her. Kong held her ground, and whipped Beth to the corner. Beth stopped herself on the ropes. Kong charged, and Beth jumped up and pushed off the ropes, landing behind Kong. Kong turned around, and Beth kicked her in the gut. Beth tried for a slingshot suplex, but couldn’t get Kong up. Kong bullrushed Beth across the ring and slammed her into the turnbuckles. Kong grabbed Beth, whipped her to the opposite corner, and charged for a corner splash. Beth dove out of the way, and rolled Kong up for two.

Beth pulled Kong up and hit a European uppercut, knocking her vertical. Beth hammered Kong with strikes, pushing her to the middle of the ring. Kong stopped the punches by grabbing Beth’s neck with both hands. Beth pried at Kong’s hands before grabbing Kong by the neck with both hands. Beth and Kong tried lifting each other and tried pushing each other around, gaining and losing equal ground. Beth finally kicked Kong’s gut, breaking her grip, and dropped her with a chokebomb. Beth covered for two. Beth jumped on Kong and hammered her with punches until the ref pulled her away. Kong started getting to her feet. Beth ran back to Kong and rained more strikes on Kong, but Kong still got to her feet. Beth tried to whip Kong, but Kong held her ground. Kong yanked Beth into a hard lariat, and covered for two.

Kong yanked Beth up and put her up for an Awesome Bomb. Beth managed to get out of it and land on her feet. Beth charged, and Kong stopped her by grabbing her neck with one hand. Kong went for a chokeslam, but Beth got out of it and landed on her feet. Beth charged, and Kong hit a hard strike to her face. Kong followed up with more strikes before dropping Beth with a spinning backfist. Kong hit a big splash and covered for two. Kong pulled Beth up and hit her with an Implant Buster. Kong covered, and Beth again kicked out at two, to everyone’s surprise. Kong hit the mat repeatedly in frustration, then got to her feet. Kong climbed the turnbuckle and leapt off for a diving splash. Beth rolled out of the way and Kong hit the mat.

Beth and Kong slowly got to their feet. Beth charged and dropped Kong with a double axe handle blow. Kong hastily got up, and Beth dropped her again. Kong got up again, and Beth picked her up and dropped her with a scoop slam. Beth covered and got two. Beth pulled Kong up and tried to get her into a Canadian backbreaker rack, but couldn’t get her up. Kong stood up and hit Beth with a back body drop. Kong grabbed Beth and put her in an Accordion rack. Kong held it for a minute, but Beth refused to tap. Kong dropped Beth behind her, picked her up again, and hit her with an Awesome Bomb. Kong covered, and Beth kicked out at something like two and nine tenths.

Beth screamed in rage and started choking Beth against the mat. The ref screamed at her to stop and tried to pull her away, but Kong shoved him away. The ref called for the bell.


Lilian: The winner of this match, by disqualification, Beth Phoenix, the Glamazon!

Kong continued to choke Beth against the mat.

Suddenly, Christy Hemme’s theme started. Christy ran down the ramp, dressed in a German fleck camo uniform. She tossed the hat and jacket off, revealing a camo tank top, and slid into the ring. She ran and hit a baseball slide to Kong’s head, knocking her away. Christy quickly got her leg up and went for a split legged leg drop, but Kong rolled out of the ring. Christy sprung up and screamed for Kong to attack. Kong just walked backwards up the ramp, holding her head. Christy turned her attention to the audience. She smiled, saluted, and slowly spun around, pointing at everyone. Beth started getting to her feet, and Christy helped her up.

Cole: …what is this, Sergeant Hemme?
Sharmell: Why is she in a German uniform?
Cole: Elvira’s from Berlin, it’s probably her’s.

“Let’s see what you got!”

Elvira stepped onto the entrance ramp.

Elvira: Christy! I said you could try it on, I didn’t say you could WRESTLE in it! That’s my dad’s! It’s fitted for a MAN, for god’s sake! You’re not even German, you’re from Santa Monica!
Christy: …but the crowd seems to like it!
Elvira: …what do you say, audience, you want to see Corporal Christy here from now on? <the crowd cheers> …ok, fine, we’ll get you something like that in time for Sekhmet’s Gathering. Now come on, get out of that, this has got to be breaking some kind of law.

Cole: Impersonating a foreign soldier, maybe? Is that a crime?
Sharmell: Geek.


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JB: JB, Jeremy Borash, blinded by all the gold in this room. Revolutionary Champion ODB and North American Champion Roxxi Laveaux are here with me. ODB, Roxxi, you’ve got quite a history together and tonight we add another page. I’ve really never seen two such opposite people get along so well.
ODB: What can we say? <takes a shot> The world would be a much better place if all women were like one of us.
JB: I remember on one episode of TNA’s Spin Cycle, Roxxi, you said if you had to be stranded on a desert island with anyone, it’d be ODB.
ODB: Aww. <laughs and takes another shot>
JB: Yeah… is there… something going on between you two?
ODB: <spits a mouthful of vodka in JB’s face>
JB: <screams and stumbles towards Roxxi>
Roxxi: <spits Asian mist in JB’s face>
JB: <screams, trips, and falls off camera>

ODB and Roxxi shake their heads and walk away.

JB: What?! It was an honest question!


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Sharmell: See, that is exactly why we don’t let Jerry Lawler near the building.
Cole: <laughs> Well, up next we’ve got Roxxi Laveaux and ODB taking on Melina and Victoria. After their little fight earlier today I’m anxious to see how they work together.

Tornado Tag Match
ODB and Roxxi Laveaux vs. Melina and Victoria​

Roxxi and Melina got into a grapple. Melina turned it into a snapmare and put Roxxi in a rear naked choke. Melina began to back up to the turnbuckle, and Roxxi ran backwards and slammed her into it. Roxxi turned around and chopped Melina against the turnbuckle, then put her hands under Melina’s chin and pushed, bending Melina’s neck across the turnbuckle. The ref counted 4 and Roxxi let go. Roxxi whipped Melina across the ring, but Melina crashed into ODB, taking them both out. Victoria, who was previously brawling with ODB, turned and locked eyes with Roxxi. Roxxi charged with a punch, which Victoria blocked. They exchanged strikes, then Victoria kicked Roxxi in the gut and brought her up for a Widow’s Peak. Roxxi flipped out of it, kicked Victoria, and brought her up for a Voodoo Slam. Victoria flipped out of it.

Melina, charged and dropped Roxxi with a lariat. Melina went to cover, but ODB yanked her up, spun, and threw her through the ropes to the mat. ODB turned around, and Victoria tried a Superkick. ODB ducked under it and rolled Victoria up for two. Roxxi and ODB got to their feet. ODB pulled Victoria up and whipped her to the ropes. Victoria bounced off and Roxxi hit her with a spinning spinebuster. Melina had climbed to the top turnbuckle and leapt off for a crossbody on Roxxi, but ODB caught her and hit her with a fallaway slam. ODB kipped up and did her OOOHHH.

Roxxi pulled Melina up and whipped her across the ring. Melina bounced back, ducked under Roxxi’s big boot, and hit a Thesz press followed by punches. ODB moved to intervene, but Victoria hit her with a drop toe hold. Victoria got up, pulled ODB up by her hair, and hit a rear mat slam. Victoria covered for two. Victoria got up, hit a standing moonsault, and got another two count. Victoria pulled ODB up, and they exchanged strikes. Victoria landed a hard one, knocking ODB into Melina, who had Roxxi in a camel clutch. ODB tripped over them, and Melina broke the hold. Melina got up and yelled at Victoria. Victoria shoved her away. Melina shoved Victoria back. Victoria charged, and Melina hit her with a hurricanrana. Victoria got up, and Melina hit her with a spinning facebuster.

Melina got up, grabbed Roxxi, and tossed her into the corner. ODB got to her feet and charged for a spear. Melina dove out of the way, and ODB speared Roxxi. ODB quickly got up and tried to help Roxxi, but Melina quickly hit her with a cross armed split legged rear mat slam. Melina covered ODB and got two. Melina tried covering Roxxi, but Roxxi’s legs were under ropes, feet outside the ring. Melina yanked Roxxi into the ring, covered, and got two. Melina screamed, yanked Roxxi up, and whipped her across the ring. Roxxi bounced off and sent Melina over the top rope with a running big boot. Victoria got to her feet. Roxxi grabbed Victoria’s arm and spun to twist it, and yanked her in for a lariat. Victoria ducked under it and hit an elbow to Roxxi’s back, breaking her hold. Victoria grabbed Roxxi and ran her to the corner, slamming her head in the turnbuckle. Roxxi stumbled back, and Victoria hit her with a superkick. Roxxi fell flat on her back. Victoria went for a slingshot somersault leg drop, but ODB yanked Roxxi out of the way.

ODB yanked Victoria up and hit her with chops, then whipped her across the ring. Victoria bounced off, and ODB hit her with a spear. ODB jumped up and climbed the turnbuckles. Victoria got to her feet, and ODB hit her with a missile dropkick. ODB covered for two. Melina jumped in the ring and began stomping on Roxxi. ODB ran, grabbed Melina’s hair, and yanked her away. Melina turned around and hit a hard strike to ODB’s face. They exchanged strikes, then Victoria joined in. Melina and Victoria knocked ODB to the ropes, and whipped her across the ring. ODB bounced off and hit a clothesline to each of them, taking them both out. ODB picked Melina up and scoop slammed her onto Victoria. ODB pushed Melina aside and covered ODB for two.

Angelina Love and Velvet Sky suddenly ran down to the ring. They slid into it and faced off with ODB. ODB beckoned them to come. Daizee Haze and Portia Perez ran down to the ring, grabbed Love and Sky’s feet, and yanked them out through the bottom rope. They began to brawl outside the ring. Victoria suddenly rolled ODB up, but the ref was distracted with the brawl. Victoria got up and yelled at the ref. Roxxi charged for a lariat, but Victoria ducked under it, and Roxxi took out ODB. Victoria grabbed Roxxi and whipped her to the corner, and charged to hit a high elbow. Melina, however, charged at the same time for a double knee strike, and hit Victoria in the back. Melina fell back, Victoria tripped backwards over her, and Roxxi fell flat on her back.

Victoria and Melina got to their feet. Victoria immediately kicked Melina in the gut and brought her up for a Widow’s Peak. Melina flipped out of it, yanked Victoria into an inverted headlock, and dropped her with a split legged leg drop bulldog. Melina got up, screamed at Victoria, and turned to Roxxi. ODB suddenly grabbed Melina, spun her around, and whipped her to the opposite corner. ODB charged and went for a spear. Melina raised her feet, but ODB stopped herself. Melina lowered her feet, and ODB hit the spear. ODB then grabbed Melina, lifted her up, and hit a running powerslam. ODB covered and got the three count.


Lilian: Here are your winners, the team of the North American Champion Roxxi Laveaux, and the Revolutionary Champion ODB!

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Quick Recap for the Lazy

Angelina Love and MsChif defeated Christy Hemme and Daizee Haze

- MsChif pinned Christy after a Desecrator

Beth Phoenix defeated Awesome Kong by disqualification
- Kong was disqualified for refusing to stop choking Beth

ODB and Roxxi Laveaux defeated Melina and Victoria
- ODB pinned Melina after a running powerslam
- During the match, Angelina Love and Velvet Sky interfered on Melina and Victoria’s behalf, and Daizee Haze and Portia Perez interfered on ODB and Roxxi’s behalf.
 

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BM - Angelina Love & MsChif vs The Haze and The Hemme. It was the match that flowed the best, and had the most action. The ending kinda came out of nowhere, but it was still a nice match. It had a nice backstory with Hemme vs MsChif there.

WM - N/A you're improving by tons.

BP - The opening promo was great. It went from one point to another, and it just kept on building. It didn't drag on, it was perfectly fine. It built this week's and the PPV's matches perfectly.

WP - I tried looking for one, but I couldn't find one. All the promos are in character.

AC - Good show, the promos really made this show. The promos make this show unique, with lots of different scenarios for promos, like Beth Phoenix at the soda machine. The only thing I can grope about is that the matches don't flow that well, it's like it's one move, then the next with no transitions. Anyways, keep up the good work yo.
 

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BM: I actually liked the first match more than the main event
WM: N/A, they were all good.
BP: The opening promo was amazing. That had to be your best work.
WP: Not a single bad thing that I could say about the promos
AC: The tag match was very good... It's kinda hard to tell if Christy is a face or not... "Out of Pepsi? Has CM Punk been here?" Pure awesomeness right there... I like the way you're continuing the Kong/Beth feud... Another great show, as always.
Plug: I posted POI Episode 24, if you get the chance check it out.
 

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The Barbie Crushers have challenged The Beautiful People to three interconnected matches, culminating in the defense of the North American Championship by Roxxi Laveaux against Melina!

In the first match, Portia Perez will take on Velvet Sky in a No Disqualification Match. The winner will get to decide the stipulations for…
Daizee Haze vs. Angelina Love. The winner of that match will get to decide the stipulations for…
Roxxi Laveaux taking on Melina, with Roxxi's North American Championship on the line.

What stipulations will be decided by the victors? Portia and Velvet can make or break the matches of their friends, as any stipulation at all can be decided. A handicap match? No disqualification for one side only? First blood? Inferno? Nobody knows what they’re thinking!

For the past month Christy Hemme has been on a mission to bring sporting competition back to the industry and to take out everyone who takes shortcuts, stabs people in the back, and takes pleasure in hurting others. Now it all comes down to a Triple Threat Match between Christy, Traci Brooks, and MsChif. Will Christy succeed, or will the opportunistic Traci or the ruthless MsChif prove too much for her to overcome?

Revolutionary Champion ODB decided to let Victoria decide what type of match they would compete in, with the title on the line. Victoria chose a Lion’s Den Match, or as she calls it, a Spider’s Den Deathmatch. They will fight in a confined steel cage, with the only way to win being knockout or submission. Who will walk out of that brutal match with the title? For that matter, will either of them be able to walk out at all?

Beth Phoenix put Raisha Saeed in a coma. Awesome Kong broke three of Gail Kim’s ribs and fractured her hip. The playing field is even, and now it all comes down to an Electrified Cell Match, with the World Title on the line. This truly is the deciding match between these two titans. Two of them will enter, one will leave on a stretcher. Will the Glamazon pry the championship from the gloved hands of Awesome Kong, or is Kong too savage a monster to be stopped even in one of the most dangerous matches ever devised?

Find out at Sekhmet’s Gathering, the annual celebration of action, excitement, and brutality!
 

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Starting August 14th a lot of stuff will be happening at once, so i'll barely be able to get online until September 5th. So updates are delayed until then.

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Cole: Welcome, one and all, to the celebration of action, excitement, and brutality that is Sekhmet’s Gathering! I’m Michael Cole, with Sharmell at ringside, and apparently we’re being joined for commentary by Portia Perez of the Barbie Crushers. Portia, welcome to the table, but what are you doing here?
Portia: Pickle? <offers jar>
Sharmell: No, the juice makes my teeth squeak, it’s the worst sound since tying a plastic fish bag up at the pet store.
Portia: …riiight. Well I’m here because the match between Christy, Traci, and MsChif is up next, and when I haven’t been spitting pickle on Velvet Sky I’ve been watching this threeway play out, and I want to see first hand how it ends. Plus, my match is right after this one.
Cole: That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, a Triple Threat Match between Christy Hemme, Traci Brooks, and MsChif is up next. We’ve also got those three interconnected matches between the Barbie Crushers and the Beautiful People. ODB will take on Victoria in a Spider’s Den Deathmatch for the Revolutionary Championship, and Awesome Kong will defend her World Championship against Beth Phoenix inside an electrified cell.
Sharmell: Woo!
Cole: That should be brutal, to say the least.
Portia: You know, since that cell is just hanging up there waiting to be used, when I beat Velvet Sky I could go ahead and say that Angelina Love will have to fight the Haze inside that thing.
Sharmell: Please do so!

A military theme started, and Christy Hemme stepped out in khaki capris, black boots, a tan tanktop, and a green beret. Once in the ring, she climbed to each second turnbuckle and saluted the audience.

Triple Threat Match
Christy Hemme vs. MsChif vs. Traci Brooks​

Traci looked between Christy and MsChif, and charged for Christy. Christy hit a high elbow, knocking Traci back. Traci stumbled towards MsChif, who kicked her back to Christy. Christy hit Traci with a quick reverse DDT. MsChif ran to Christy and started stomping on her. Christy quickly slid out of the ring. MsChif slid out, and Christy kicked her hard in the gut, then whipped her into the steel guardrail. Christy picked MsChif up, hit her with snake eyes on the guardrail, then kicked her down with a big boot.

Traci slid out of the ring behind Christy. She spun Christy around, kicked her in the gut, and hit her with a snap suplex. Traci got to her feet, pulled Christy up, and hit her with a gutwrench suplex into the ringpost. Christy screamed and hit the ground. Traci pulled her up, backed up, and ran her ribs into the side of the ring. Traci then rolled Christy into the ring. Traci prepared to climb in herself, but MsChif suddenly hit her with a spear and began hammering her with punches. Traci blocked a shot and knocked MsChif away with a headbutt. MsChif stumbled back several steps. Traci got up, charged, and MsChif spit green mist into her face.

Christy climbed to the top turnbuckle and screamed for MsChif. MsChif looked, and Christy dove off, hitting a diving crossbody. Christy got to her knees and hit MsChif with punches. Christy got up, picked MsChif up, and scoop slammed her onto Traci. Christy got up, laughed, and jumped, stomping with both feet on MsChif and Traci. Christy jumped off and laughed at the audience. Christy pulled MsChif up, rolled her into the ring, and climbed in. Christy pulled MsChif up to her feet, saluted her, kicked her gut, and hit her with a Hemme Blade, her sitout crucifix powerbomb. Christy covered, but Traci kicked the back of her head at two.

Traci pulled Christy up and whipped her across the ring. Traci lowered her head for a back body drop, but Christy stopped herself and kicked Traci upright. Christy ran back to the ropes, bounced off, and ran into a big boot from Traci. Traci covered and got two. Traci pulled Christy up, ran her to the corner, and smashed her head into the turnbuckle. Christy stumbled back. Traci chopped her away, then charged and dropped her with a lariat. Traci grabbed Christy and flipped her into a single leg Boston crab. Christy screamed and clawed for the ropes, but Traci held her ground.

MsChif got up and looked at Traci and Christy. MsChif ran to them, jumped over Christy, leapt to the ropes, and hit Christy with a springboard moonsault. Traci was knocked away from the impact. MsChif rolled Christy over for a cover, and Traci kicked her away at two. Traci covered Christy, and MsChif kicked her away. MsChif pulled Traci up, and Traci knocked her away with an elbow to the gut. Traci got up and exchanged strikes with MsChif. MsChif knocked Traci away with a spinning backfist. MsChif spun Traci around and hit her with a rolling cutter. MsChif covered and got two.

MsChif picked Traci up into a dragon sleeper. Traci clawed at MsChif’s arms but couldn’t break free. MsChif held it for a while, then stood up and hit Traci with a spinning headlock elbow drop. MsChif covered and got two. MsChif screamed, pulled Traci up, and whipped her to the corner. MsChif charged for a spear, but Traci jumped and pulled herself to the top rope. MsChif took the ringpost to the shoulder. Traci waited for MsChif to stand. MsChif slid out of the turnbuckles, but quickly ran and knocked Traci’s feet out. Traci landed seated on the top turnbuckle. MsChif grabbed Traci by the hair and punched her a few times, screamed, then set up and hit her with an Obliterator. MsChif covered, and Christy kicked her away at two.

Christy quickly grabbed MsChif, yanked her up, and whipped her across the ring. MsChif bounced off the ropes, and Christy hit her with a crossbody. Christy rolled through and jumped to her feet. MsChif got up, and Christy hit her with a hurricanrana. MsChif landed sitting in the corner. MsChif pulled herself up, and Christy charged for a high elbow. MsChif dove out of the way and Christy hit the corner. MsChif jumped on Christy’s back for a Code Green, but Christy stood up and snapped MsChif’s neck off the top rope. Christy got up, waited for MsChif to get up, and hit her with a standing dropkick. MsChif landed beside Traci.

Christy ran to the corner and climbed to the top turnbuckle. Traci and MsChif were both laid out face-up in front of her. Christy saluted, raised her leg, and hit her split-legged guillotine leg drop on both of them. The ref made the three count.


Lilian: Here is your winner, Christy Hemme!

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Melina, Angelina Love, and Velvet Sky are in the makeup room. Angelina and Melina are putting makeup on Velvet.

Velvet: Not too much eyeliner! It runs out there.
Angelina: I know, I know.
Velvet: I don’t want to end up looking like Roxxi.
Melina: Nobody does. Hold your mouth open for a second.

Daizee Haze: <from the door> I bet she’s used to hearing that.

Melina and Angelina have to restrain Velvet.

Daizee: <smirk> Portia’s waiting, princess.
Velvet: <gets up and walks to Daizee> Once I beat Portia I’ll be sure to pick a stip to totally screw you over.
Daizee: Looking forward to it.

Velvet walks off.

Daizee: <yells> Careful, don’t pop an implant, we’ve only got one change of ring mat!


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No Disqualification Match
Portia Perez vs. Velvet Sky​

Velvet charged and hit Portia with a dropkick, knocking her against the ropes. Velvet jumped up and charged again, but Portia got her legs up and kicked her away. Velvet stumbled back, then charged again for a hard right. Portia caught Velvet’s arm and dragged her into a kneeling armbar. Velvet screamed and grabbed the nearby ropes, but the match was no-DQ. Portia let go of Velvet’s arm and grabbed the arm holding the ropes. Portia fed Velvet’s arm under the rope, reached over the rope to grab it, and yanked back, bending Velvet’s arm against the rope. Portia even put a foot on the rope and pushed, putting as much pressure on it as possible. Velvet writhed and screamed, clawing at Portia. Portia eventually let go and rubbed her side, where Velvet left clear scratch marks.

Portia grabbed Velvet’s arm and dragged her to the middle of the ring, Velvet screaming the whole way. Portia spun to twist Velvet’s arm, then yanked her down. Velvet hit the mat on her stomach and screamed, holding her arm. Portia smiled and pulled Velvet up. Velvet quickly hit a jawbreaker, staggering Portia. Velvet jumped up and hit Portia with chops with her good arm. Portia eventually shoved Velvet away. Velvet advanced, and Portia suddenly hit a superkick to Velvet’s injured arm. Velvet screamed, spun in place, fell to the mat landing on her arm, and screamed more. Portia laughed and mocked Velvet, painfully holding her arm. The crowd mostly cheered, but a few people were unhappy. Portia smiled and shrugged.

Portia pulled Velvet up and set up for the Kosher Pickle, her spinning Unprettier. As she completed the rotation though Velvet screamed and yanked away, holding her arm. The setup for the Kosher Pickle was too painful. Portia shook her head and threw her hands up, as if to say “what now?” Suddenly, the crowd erupted. Portia turned around to face Velvet, and Angelina Love cracked her with a steel chair. Portia fell flat on her back. Angelina quickly grabbed Velvet and dragged her over to cover Portia. Portia kicked out at two. Angelina pulled Velvet away and crouched down beside her, the two exchanging words. Angelina turned back to Portia. Portia was already on her feet. Portia grabbed Angelina and dragged her into several hard knees to the gut, then flowed into a swinging reverse STO.

Portia turned to Velvet, and Velvet quickly jabbed her ribs with the chair. Portia bent over, and Velvet cracked Portia’s jaw with an upward swing of the chair, knocking Portia into the air and flat on her back. Velvet crawled over and covered, hooking the legs with her bad arm, and Portia kicked out at two. Angelina quickly began stomping on Portia as Velvet choked her against the mat. Angelina stopped, and yelled for Velvet to pull Portia up. Daizee Haze appeared at the entrance ramp and began to run down, but Melina appeared behind her and grabbed her, starting a brawl between them. Velvet got Portia up while Angelina positioned the chair on the mat. Angelina grabbed Portia and hit a Lights Out onto the chair. Velvet covered and got the three count.


Lilian: Here is your winner, Velvet Sky!

Daizee and Melina continued to brawl until security, lead by Sandman, came and separated them. Sandman simply held his Singapore cane between them like a barrier.

Angelina: Save your strength, Daizee! Your match against me is right now!
Velvet: And guess what! The stipulations? Two on one handicap match, you against me and Angelina Love!

Melina looked slightly offended.

Angelina: I know, I know, we’d make it three on one, but don’t worry, we’ve got this. You just rest up for the easiest title match in your life. Because when we win, Melina against Roxxi will be with ME as the referee!

Sandman entered the ring and helped Portia out, soon joined by Roxxi on the ramp.


Handicap Match
Angelina Love and Velvet Sky vs. Daizee Haze​

Angelina and Velvet smiled and advanced on Daizee. Daizee backed up to the ropes, but suddenly charged and hit Velvet’s injured arm with a Yakuza kick. Velvet screamed and fell to the mat holding her arm. Angelina charged and hit Daizee with punches, then whipped her across the ring. Daizee bounced off the ropes, ducked under Angelina’s lariat, bounced off the ropes, went for a lariat of her own which Angelina ducked under, bounced off the ropes, and was tripped by Velvet. Daizee brought her knee to her chest and kicked Velvet’s arm, again producing a scream. Angelina jumped on Daizee and hit hard strikes until the ref pulled her away.

Angelina yanked Daizee up and whipped her to the corner. Angelina charged for a big boot, but hit the turnbuckle as Daizee dove away. They spun to face each other, and Angelina dropped Daizee with an enzuigiri. Angelina covered for a one count. Angelina pulled Daizee up and hit a snapmare, and kicked Daizee’s back while Velvet kicked her chest. Daizee screamed, and Angelina pushed her down and covered for two. Velvet grabbed Daizee’s legs and put her in a figure four leglock. Daizee quickly grabbed the ropes, but Angelina kicked her hands away each time. The ref noticed and began counting anyway, and had to pry apart Velvet’s feet.

Velvet pulled Daizee up and set up for a Russian legsweep. Angelina backed up and ran for a bicycle kick. Daizee broke Velvet’s hold and yanked her arm in the way, and Angelina kicked Velvet’s arm. Velvet hit the mat and screamed, holding her arm. Angelina ran to Velvet to check on her. Daizee grabbed Angelina and whipped her to the corner, and quickly charged to hit a Yakuza kick, knocking Angelina over the top rope to the floor. Daizee ran back, grabbed Velvet by her injured arm, and whipped her through the ropes to the floor. Daizee yelled for the crowd to shout louder, then climbed to the top turnbuckle. Angelina and Velvet got up, and Daizee dove off, hitting them both with a crossbody. Daizee jumped up, leapt onto the guardrail, and hit Angelina and Velvet with a moonsault.

Daizee climbed back into the ring as the ref began counting. Angelina and Velvet got to their feet and started climbing in at 5. Daizee charged and went for a suicide dive. Angelina backed up and hit a spinning heel kick, nailing Daizee as she flew through the ropes. Daizee hit the ground holding her face. Angelina and Velvet pulled Daizee up, held her head each with one hand, and slammed her head against the ringpost. Daizee fell flat on her back, revealing her forehead had been busted open. Angelina and Velvet high fived, screamed, and hit a double elbow drop on Daizee’s head. Angelina and Velvet climbed back into the ring and demanded the ref start counting. Daizee grabbed the bottom rope and slowly began climbing back up at 5. Angelina and Velvet ran forward, grabbed Daizee, and yanked her into the ring. Angelina grabbed Daizee’s arm, yanked her up, and hit a running springboard arm drag. Velvet covered Daizee and got two.

Velvet ran and climbed the top turnbuckle, and yelled for Angelina to get out of the way. Daizee slowly got up, and Velvet leapt off and hit a crossbody. Daizee rolled through and covered Velvet for two. Angelina ran and began stomping on Daizee until the ref pulled her away. Daizee pushed herself back to the corner. Velvet grabbed Daizee’s head, pressed it on the bottom turnbuckle, and began choking Daizee against it with her foot. Angelina joined in, putting her foot on Angelina’s. They let go at the ref’s 4 count. Velvet pulled Daizee up, dragged her to the center of the ring, and put her in an octopus stretch. Angelina proceeded to punch and kick Daizee’s chest, and Velvet bit Daizee’s arm. The ref yelled some more and began counting. Daizee suddenly managed to stand and run backwards, pushing Velvet against the ropes. Velvet pushed Daizee away. Daizee bounced off the ropes and hit a double dropkick to Angelina and Velvet, bending them both over. Daizee sprung up, spun around, and hit Angelina and Velvet with a double Daizee Cutter on each shoulder. All three girls hit the ground on their backs.

Daizee and Angelina got up first. Daizee hit Angelina with a Daizeecanrana, sending her across the ring. Velvet sat up. Daizee jumped to her feet and hit a low dropkick to the back of Velvet’s head, sprung up, and hit another one to Velvet’s face. Daizee covered and got two. Daizee got up and yanked Velvet up by her injured arm. Daizee forced Velvet’s arm back and hit her with a heart punch, staggering her. Angelina charged, and Daizee hit a quick facebreaker knee smash, staggering her too. Daizee spun around, grabbed Angelina and Velvet, and hit a double Mind Trip. Daizee covered Angelina and got the three count.


Lilian: Here is your winner, Daizee Haze!

The ref had to help Daizee to her feet so he could raise her hand. Daizee wiped the blood from her forehead, looked at her hand, then called for the mic.

Daizee: <stopping every so often to breath> So that’s how it’s gonna be? Okay! Melina? You’ll be losing to Roxxi in a Sadistic Tables Match!! You win by putting her through a table, but she has to be bleeding for it to count! Ha! ‘The Beautiful People’ no longer!


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Elvira, Roxxi, Melina, and Sandman are in Elvira’s office.

Sandman: Damn, Daizee Babe knows how to keep it hardcore.
Elvira: HAZE. Daizee Haze.
Sandman: I’ve made my choice. <drinks>
Elvira: Well, it’s up next, you two. Get out there.
Roxxi: <smiles at Melina and walks out>
Melina: …no! I’m not going into a match like that!
Elvira: Alright, if you can beat me in a sadistic tables match, you don’t have to fight Roxxi in it. But this time I get to have barbed wire on my shoes.
Melina: …go to hell. <storms out>
Elvira: <smiles> Already there, MelMel. Sandman! Beer me.


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Sadistic Tables Match for the WWR North American Championship
Melina vs. Roxxi Laveaux​

Roxxi and Melina circled, Roxxi smiling and rubbing her hands together. They advanced and got into a grapple. Melina shoved Roxxi away. Melina smiled, mocked Roxxi’s voodoo gyrations, and charged. Roxxi spit Asian mist into Melina’s face. Melina screamed and stumbled back, and Roxxi charged and flattened her with a lariat. Roxxi smiled and nodded to the audience, then got up, pulling Melina up with her. Melina knocked Roxxi away with an elbow to the gut, but Roxxi responded with a hard kick to Melina’s gut. Roxxi hit several hard punches, knocking Melina upright, then dropped Melina with a discus forearm.

Roxxi slid out of the ring and reached under it. She pulled out two steel chairs, threw them into the ring, and reached back under. This time she pulled out a kendo stick, a steel rod, and a stop sign, and threw them in too. The crowd began chanting “More! More! More! More!” Roxxi smiled, reached under, and pulled out a table. She set it up right in front of the announce table. Roxxi turned back to the ring, and suddenly Melina flew out of the ring, hitting a slingshot crossbody. Melina pulled Roxxi up and the two exchanges strikes. Melina hit Roxxi with a thumb to the eyes. Roxxi stumbled away. Melina grabbed Roxxi and slammed her head against the announce table. Holding Roxxi’s hair, Melina climbed onto the announce table and then put Roxxi in a rear naked choke. Melina yanked up, pulling Roxxi off her feet for a few seconds. Roxxi pried at Melina’s hands and tried to run off to the side, but Melina kept her grip. Roxxi’s struggling forced Melina to stand on the table Roxxi set up. Roxxi suddenly reached back and yanked Melina’s feet out. Melina dropped Roxxi and fell backwards, slamming through the table. Roxxi fell on her hands and knees, holding her neck.

Roxxi got up, grabbed Melina, slid her into the ring, and climbed in. Roxxi grabbed Melina’s hair, dragged her to one of the folded chairs laying on the mat, and simply yanks Melina back to slam her into the chair. Roxxi looked down at Melina for a second, then went and grabbed the other chair. Roxxi went to the corner and stuck the chair between the second and third turnbuckle. Melina started to get up. Roxxi advanced on Melina. Melina went for a strike. Roxxi blocked, hit a chop, then whipped her into the chair. Melina hit the chair, and Roxxi charged and hit a running hip attack. Melina fell to her hands and knees. Roxxi pulled her up and whipped her to the opposite corner. Roxxi charged for another hip attack, but hit the turnbuckle as Melina dove out of the way. Roxxi stumbled away from the turnbuckle and turned to face Melina. Melina charged, and Roxxi hit her with a spinebuster onto the chair.

Roxxi got to her feet and looked at Melina for a moment. Roxxi climbed out of the ring, reached under, and retrieved a small burlap sack. Roxxi tossed it into the corner of the ring, then pulled out a table and slid it in. She climbed back in and set the table up right between the two turnbuckles, near the ropes. Roxxi turned back to Melina, who was on her hands and knees. Roxxi advanced, and suddenly Melina jumped up and jabbed Roxxi’s gut with the steel rod. Roxxi stumbled back, holding her gut. Melina advanced and jabbed Roxxi’s forehead with the rod. Roxxi fell flat on her back, revealing that she was bleeding from a cut in her stomach and forehead. She could now be eliminated through a table.

Melina tossed the rod away, and looked at the brown bag in the corner. She walked over, grabbed it, looked inside, and smiled. She walked to the table and poured the bag’s contents all over it – broken glass. Melina spread the glass out on the table, laughed, then yanked Roxxi up. Melina grabbed Roxxi by the head and slammed her forehead into the glass. Roxxi fell flat on her back. Melina grabbed Roxxi again and got her up for a scoop slam, but Roxxi slid behind Melina and shoved her to the table. Melina stopped herself by grabbing the edge of the table. Roxxi weakly grabbed Melina from behind, and Melina knocked her away with an elbow to the gut. Melina turned around, charged, and hit a 180 degree spinning facebuster. Melina jumped up, grabbed Roxxi’s hair, and dragged her over to the stop sign. Melina hit Roxxi with a curb stomp onto the sign.

Melina pulled Roxxi up and tried to whip her to the table, but Roxxi held her ground. Melina spun, twisting Roxxi’s arm, and whipped her to the corner where the chair was set up. Roxxi slammed into it, and Melina charged for her double knee. Roxxi simply fell out of the way onto her hands and knees, and Melina hit the chair with both knees. Melina screamed and fell on her back, holding her legs. Roxxi began to crawl away, but Melina applied a quick body scissors. Melina cringed, the move hurting her from the chair she just hit, but the cut on Roxxi’s stomach made the hold that much worse. Roxxi slowly clawed her way to the kendo stick. Melina noticed, and grabbed the nearby bottom rope with both hands, holding Roxxi back. Roxxi cringed and tried to pry Melina’s legs apart. After 30 seconds Roxxi managed to push with her legs hard enough to break Melina’s grip on the ropes. Roxxi grabbed the kendo stick and cracked Melina over the head with it. Melina screamed and released her hold. Roxxi cracked Melina’s knees, producing another scream. Roxxi then simply collapsed, while Melina held her knees in agony.

Roxxi and Melina slowly got to their feet. Melina charged as fast as she could, more of just a fast walk. Roxxi grabbed her for an exploder suplex, but couldn’t get Melina up. Melina kneed Roxxi in the gut, producing a pained noise from both of them, then dropped her to her hands and knees with a clubbing shot to the back. Melina grabbed Roxxi from behind and pulled her up, setting up for a rear mat slam. Roxxi suddenly grabbed Melina’s head and went for a Daizee Cutter. Melina shoved Roxxi away. Melina charged, and Roxxi sent her across the ring with a big boot. Roxxi stumbled back from it and fell into the corner, resting with her arms on the top ropes. Melina slowly got to her feet as Roxxi pushed away from the corner. Roxxi went for a lariat, which Melina ducked under, strafing behind Roxxi. Roxxi spun around. The two spun around each other for a second, countering counters. Roxxi got the best of it by kneeing Melina’s gut. Roxxi picked Melina up for a Fallaway Slam, but Melina fought out of it. Melina grabbed Roxxi’s arm to go for a single arm DDT, but Roxxi used the arm to shove Melina away. Melina charged, and Roxxi hit her with a kick to the gut. Roxxi brought Melina up and put her through the table with a Voodoo Slam. Glass shards flew in all directions.

The ref looked unsure of what to do. He motioned Roxxi to stay back, crouched down, used one hand to carefully roll Melina enough to peek at her gut, then quickly called for the bell.


Cole: Is that… is that it? Melina wasn’t bleeding yet, was she?
Sharmell: Putting her through the table MADE her bleed, I guess. Does that count?
Cole: I don’t know.

The ref exchanged words with Lilian for a few moments. He looked at Melina, thought for a second, then nodded and said something to Lilian.

Lilian: The referee has declared that the glass cut Melina before she was put through the table. Therefore, the winner, and still North American Champion, the Voodoo Queen, Roxxi Laveaux!

Stagehands ran out with towels and slid into the ring. They carefully lifted Melina up and put the towels to her stomach. Roxxi approached to take a look. The ref motioned her to stay back, and Roxxi just held her hands up in resignation. Blood began to soak into the towels, and more stagehands came out, wheeling out a stretcher.

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The Spider’s Den Deathmatch cage was set up. ODB and Victoria stood on opposite sides of it, admiring it. Sandman, Salinas, Daizee Haze, Portia Perez, Beth Phoenix, and Christy Hemme stood around ODB, shouting suggestions over each other at her. On Victoria’s side was Jacqueline, Traci Brooks, Angelina Love, and Velvet Sky. Roxxi Laveaux would come to cheer ODB on once she came back from the ring.

Elvira: ALRIGHT, EVERYONE QUIET!! …okay! Everyone, here are the rules: the only ways to win will be by knockout or submission. All of you, you’re free to watch, but stay back, you’re blocking the cameras. In fact, go sit on those boxes over there.

Everyone groaned and went to sit on the boxes lining the side of the room. ODB and Victoria entered the cage, and Elvira locked it shut.

Spider’s Den Deathmatch for the WWR Revolutionary Championship
ODB vs. Victoria​

ODB and Victoria ran together and got in a grapple. ODB grabbed Victoria’s legs and yanked her onto her back, jumped on her, and began hammering punches. Victoria managed to roll over, getting on ODB, and returned the punches. ODB blocked a shot and hit one of her own, knocking Victoria off her. ODB and Victoria quickly got to their feet. Victoria grabbed ODB’s legs and tried to yank them out. ODB backed up, and Victoria bullrushed her into the side of the cage. ODB grabbed Victoria’s arm and spun to twist it, and yanked her to the center of the cage. Victoria did a cartwheel to free her arm, and put ODB in a hammerlock. Victoria held it, looking for a submission. ODB elbowed back to Victoria’s head. Victoria charged ODB into the cage, slamming her against the side. Victoria quickly backed away, ODB stumbled back, and Victoria hit a superkick to the back of ODB’s head. ODB fell against the side of the cage.

Victoria ran forward, grabbed ODB’s head, and slammed it against the cage. Victoria spun ODB around, held her against the cage, and went for a hard right. ODB grabbed Victoria’s fist in both hands and shoved it away. ODB hit a punch to Victoria’s gut, then an uppercut, knocking her on her back. ODB charged, but Victoria got her feet up and kicked ODB away. Victoria got to her knees, ODB charged again, and Victoria hit a punch to ODB’s gut. ODB bent over, Victoria got up, and Victoria got ODB up in a Gory Special, holding ODB by her hair. Victoria held it, again looking for a submission. After a few seconds ODB elbowed back, forcing Victoria to drop her. They spun around and exchanged punches. Victoria went to grab for ODB’s legs, and ODB shoved her away. Victoria was knocked lightly against the cage wall, and ODB charged, hitting a spear. Victoria was slammed against the cage wall, and the wall itself snapped and fell to the ground. Sandman quickly shooed the spectators away.

ODB mounted Victoria and hit several hard punches to her head. ODB got up, pulled Victoria up with her, and hit a final hard punch. Victoria fell flat on her back. Sandman approached and poked Victoria with his Singapore cane. Victoria weakly smacked it away. “Not yet.” Sandman said to ODB.

ODB pulled Victoria up. Victoria suddenly grabbed ODB’s legs, yanked them out, and locked in a kneebar. ODB screamed and quickly kicked at Victoria. Victoria let go, grabbed ODB, and whipped her across the room. ODB tripped over the boxes and hit the wall, and fell to the ground. Victoria walked over, grabbed ODB by her shirt, yanked her up, and slammed her down through the boxes. ODB was still conscious. Victoria looked across the room and saw a table leaning against the wall. Victoria grabbed ODB, charged her across the room, and threw her through the table. Victoria flipped ODB onto her back, and ODB was still conscious. ODB’s left arm was cut up from the broken table edge. Victoria grabbed ODB and put her up in a Gory Special. ODB flipped out of it. ODB and Victoria spun around, and Victoria superkicked her, knocking her across the room.

Sandman, a few feet away, poked ODB with his cane as Victoria approached. “Nope, not yet.” Sandman said. Victoria went to grab ODB, but ODB suddenly grabbed Sandman’s cane and cracked Victoria’s head with it. Victoria fell to the side, clutching her head. ODB slowly got to her feet and waited for Victoria. Victoria got up, and ODB jabbed her gut with the cane, bending her over. ODB cracked Victoria’s back with the cane, knocking her on her hands and knees. ODB got behind Victoria, put the cane across her neck, and yanked her onto her feet, choking her. Victoria clawed at the cane, but slowly grew weaker. ODB finally tossed the cane away, picked ODB up, and hit a running powerslam onto the fallen cage wall. ODB rolled off Victoria. Sandman walked over and nudged Victoria with his foot.

“She’s out!” Sandman announced.


Lilian: <in the ring, speaking to the crowd> Here is your winner, and still Revolutionary Champion, ODB!

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Gail Kim walked in through the back doors. She was on crutches, and she had a heavy plastic bracer on her midsection. She looked in pain every time she took a hop.

Krystal: …Gail Kim? What are you doing here? You’re supposed to be in the hospital!
Gail: They said I could go. Where’s Beth? Did I miss the match? What happened to the other titles?
Krystal: Roxxi and ODB both just retained. Beth’s match is right up next.

Krystal helped Gail hobble down the halls, and got to the back room where the cage was set up. Victoria, Traci, Angelina, Velvet, and Jacqueline were gone, leaving the faces there.

Beth: Gail!
Elvira: …you’re supposed to be off healing!
Gail: Relax, I’m not gonna wrestle, but you didn’t really think I’d miss this, did you?
Elvira: Could have just ordered the show, you know.
Gail: You just want my money!
Elvira: <smirk> What money, the money I pay you?
Gail: Never mind that!
Beth: Come on, you can keep Sharmell from killing Cole out there.

Beth helped Gail hobble away.


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The cell began to lower onto the cage. Once it was in place, stagehands came from the back with thick cables hooked to metal clamps, and attached one to each corner of the cell.

Cole: Need help sitting down? <gets up>
Gail: Please.

Cole and Beth help Gail into her seat.

Electrified Cell Match for the WWR World Championship
Awesome Kong vs. Beth Phoenix​

Kong slammed the cell door shut and climbed into the ring. The lights flickered for a second and a brief electric whine pierced the air as the current was activated.

Beth and Kong got into a grapple, and shoved each other away. Beth smiled and raised her hands to the sides, spinning once to motion to the entire cage. Kong charged. Beth stopped her with a kick to the gut, bending her over. Beth knocked Kong vertical with an European uppercut, grabbed her by the neck with both hands, and rushed her across the ring. Beth pressed Kong against the ropes and whipped her across the ring. Kong bounced off, charged for a lariat which Beth ducked under, bounced off the ropes, and ran into a double axe handle blow. Kong staggered but stayed on her feet. Beth paused, ran back to the ropes, bounced off, and ran into a hard right from Kong. Beth was knocked back, but stayed standing.

Beth and Kong locked eyes, and got into another grapple. Beth broke it and got Kong in a wrist lock. Beth dragged Kong to the corner and went to whip her to the opposite corner, but Kong held her ground. Kong reversed it and slammed Beth into the nearby corner. Kong went for a quick lariat, but Beth ducked under, jumped behind Kong, and hit an elbow to her back. Beth grabbed Kong’s head and tried to slam it against the corner, but Kong stopped herself with one hand and elbowed Beth away. Beth stumbled back. Kong charged, and Beth grabbed her by grabbing her neck for a chokeslam. Kong grabbed Beth’s neck, and the two stood in place, trying to overpower each other. Kong eventually punched Beth in the gut with her free hand, breaking Beth’s grip, then hit the chokeslam. Kong immediately jumped and hit a splash on Beth, and covered for two.

Kong grabbed Beth, ran her to the ropes, and through her through them to the floor. Kong climbed to the outside, yanked Beth up, and tossed her to the wall. Beth got her hands up to the wall to stop herself, the lights flickered, and Beth screamed and fell back against the ring. Kong grabbed Beth by the back of the head and slammed her into the cage. The lights flickered, and Beth hit the floor.

Kong walked over to the steel steps, kicked aside the top half, and threw the bottom half into the ring. Beth reached under the ring and grabbed a steel chair. Kong noticed, grabbed Beth, and threw her back first into the cage wall. The lights flickered and Beth fell against the side of the ring, leaning against it and dropping the chair. Kong rolled Beth into the ring, then grabbed the chair and climbed inside. Kong waited for Beth to get up. Beth slowly got to her feet, and Kong chaired for a chair shot. Beth ducked under it while grabbing Kong’s neck, stood up, and hit Kong with a chokeslam. Beth covered, and Kong threw Beth away at one. Beth grabbed the bottom step and got to her feet. Kong got up, and Beth charged and slammed the step into Kong’s head. Kong was knocked through the ropes and fell to the ground.

Beth tossed the steps aside and climbed out of the ring. Kong was on her hands and knees. Beth reached under the ring and pulled out a sledgehammer. Kong got to her feet, and Beth jabbed the hammer into her gut. Kong bent over in pain. Beth dropped the hammer, grabbed Kong by the hair, ran, and slammed her head into the cage wall. The lights flickered, and Kong was knocked to a vertical base, wobbling. Beth hit a high elbow to Kong and ran her into the wall again, pressing her against it. The lights flickered rapidly, then went out entirely, the electric squeal cutting out with them. A few seconds passed, and the lights came back on. Kong was flat on her back on the ground, blood flowing from a gash on her forehead. Beth grabbed Kong and rolled her into the ring. Beth stepped onto the ring apron and climbed to the top turnbuckle. Kong slowly got to her feet, and Beth jumped off and hit her with a missile dropkick. Kong fell flat on her back, and Beth covered for two.

Beth grabbed Kong’s legs and flipped Kong over into a cloverleaf. After 30 seconds of this Kong managed to flip back over and kick Beth away. Beth tripped over the steel step and fell on her back. Beth and Kong got to their feet. Beth charged, and Kong dropped her with a spinning backfist. Kong covered for a one count. Kong got up, picked Beth up, and got her into an accordion rack. Beth slid out of it right away, landing behind Kong, and hit Kong with an elbow to the back. Kong stumbled forward. Beth ran forward, grabbed Kong, and hit her with a pendulum backbreaker. Beth got up, grabbed Kong, and put her in a front facelock. Beth smiled and nodded to the crowd, pointed at the ropes, then hit Kong with a slingshot suplex off the top rope. Beth covered and got two.

Beth pulled Kong up and set her up for a powerbomb. Kong countered with a back body drop. Kong turned around and pulled Beth up, and Beth shoved her away. Beth and Kong exchanged strikes. Kong got in one last one, then whipped Beth across the ring. Beth bounced off the ropes, ducked under Kong’s lariat, bounced off the ropes, and was grabbed by the neck with both hands by Kong. Kong dragged Beth over to the steel step and yanked her onto it. Beth broke Kong’s grip with a kick to the face, knocking her away. Beth got off the step and advanced, but Kong suddenly charged and dropped Beth with a lariat. Kong quickly yanked Beth back up and hit her with an implant buster onto the step. Kong rolled Beth off the step and covered for two.

Kong picked Beth up and put her in an accordion rack. Beth screamed throughout. Kong eventually simply dropped Beth and grabbed the fallen chair. Beth slowly got to her feet, and Kong cracked her over the head with the chair. Beth fell flat on her back. Kong covered and got two and a half. Kong grabbed Beth, yanked her up, and picked her up for an Awesome Bomb. Beth flipped out, landed on her feet, and Kong sent her over the top rope and to the floor with a lariat. Kong climbed out, grabbed Beth, and ran her to the cage wall. Beth got her foot up, stopping herself. Beth pushed off, driving Kong’s back into the edge of the ring. Kong tried to shove Beth again, and this time Kong spun out of the way. Kong charged into the wall, the lights flickered, and Kong was knocked back against the ring.

Beth rolled Kong back into the ring, grabbed the fallen sledgehammer, and climbed into the ring. Kong got to her feet. Beth made an overhand swing with the hammer, and Kong grabbed the handle to block it. Kong ripped the hammer from Beth’s hands and swung, and Beth grabbed the handle. They struggled to tear the hammer from each other’s hands. Finally, Beth shoved the hammer aside, spinning Kong around, picked Kong up, and hit a sidewalk slam. Beth covered and got two. Beth pulled Kong up and went to whip her to the corner. Kong reversed it and sent Beth to the corner, charged, and hit a splash. Beth stumbled away. Kong grabbed her and got her up for an Awesome Bomb. Beth flipped out of it. Kong went for a lariat, which Beth ducked under. Beth grabbed Kong’s arm, kicked her in the gut, and whipped her across the ring. Beth bounced off the ropes, came back, and Beth picked her up in a quick gorilla press and dropped her onto the steel step.

Beth stumbled over to the fallen chair and picked it up. Kong was face down on the step. Beth raised the chair high and slammed it down across Kong’s head. Kong spasmed in place. Beth raised the chair again and slammed it down two more times. Kong twitched and jerked, her head now hanging over the edge of the step. Beth positioned the chair on the back of Kong’s head, balancing it there. Beth looked down at Kong, breathing heavity, looked at the audience, and dragged her thumb across her throat. Beth picked up the sledgehammer and stood over Kong. She slowly raised the hammer, breathed harder, and finally brought it down onto the chair. Beth tossed the hammer away, rolled Kong off the step, and got the three count.


Lilian: Here is your winner, and new WWR World Champion, Beth Phoenix, the Glamazon!

Gail strained and got to her feet, and hobbled to the cell door. The stagehands came out and disconnected the clamps, and the ref opened the door. Lilian brought the belt to the door, the ref grabbed it, and handed it to Beth. Beth showed off the belt to the crowd for a few minutes.

Beth climbed out of the ring and walked through the cell door. Suddenly, Gail raised a crutch and swung it like a baseball bat, cracking Beth and knocking her on her back. Gail tossed her other crutch aside and tore off her plastic brace. A small stack of papers fell out from them. Gail picked them up and showed them to the audience, revealing that they were the Key to the Mint contract. Gail shoved them into the ref’s chest and pointed at Beth, saying she wanted her title shot here and now. The ref pleaded with Gail for a second, then said something to Lilian.

Lilian: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is for the WWR World Championship!

WWR World Championship Match
Beth Phoenix vs. Gail Kim​

Gail grabbed Beth, rolled her into the ring, and slid in herself. Gail covered, and Beth kicked out at two. Gail slid her hands through her hair in disbelief. Beth tried to get up, but couldn’t. Gail covered and again got two. Gail screamed, got up, and yanked Beth up with her. Gail picked Beth up, slinging her over her shoulder, stepped onto the steel step, and hit Beth with an Air Raid Crash onto it. Gail covered and got the three count.


Lilian: Here is your winner, and new WWR World Champion, Gail Kim!

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Quick Recap for the Lazy

Christy Hemme defeated MsChif and Traci Brooks in a Triple Threat Match

- Christy pinned MsChif and Traci after hitting them simultaneously with a guillotine leg drop.

Velvet Sky defeated Portia Perez in a No Disqualification Match
- Velvet pinned Portia after Angelina Love hit Portia with a Lights Out.
- During the match, Angelina Love interfered on Velvet’s behalf.

Daizee Haze defeated Angelina Love and Velvet Sky in a Handicap Match
- Daizee pinned Angelina after a double Mind Trip to Angelina and Velvet.

Roxxi Laveaux defeated Melina in a Sadistic Tables Match to retain the WWR North American Championship
- Roxxi put Melina through a glass covered table with a Voodoo Slam to win.

ODB defeated Victoria in a Spider’s Den Deathmatch to retain the WWR Revolutionary Championship
- ODB pinned Victoria after a running powerslam onto the fallen cage wall.
- During the match, one of the walls of the cage broke off and fell to the ground after ODB speared Victoria onto it.

Beth Phoenix defeated Awesome Kong in an Electrified Cell Match to win the WWR World Championship
- Beth pinned Kong after repeated chair shots and a sledgehammer shot to Kong’s head as she laid across the steel steps.

Gail Kim defeated Beth Phoenix to win the WWR World Championship
- Gail pinned Beth after an Air Raid Crash onto the steel steps.
- This match was the result of Gail using her Key to the Mint contract on Beth.
 

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Christy Hemme vs. MsChif vs. Tracy Brooks-Good opener with each person getting a fair amount of offense. Nice to see Christy Hemme actually being utilized to her full potential.

Beautiful People and Daizee Haze-Very in character and funny with Daizee Haze dropping the insults and getting under the skin of Velvet Sky.

Portia Perez vs. Velvet Sky-This was one of your shorter matches and the interference was expected to set up the against the odds match with Daizee.

Sky/Love vs. Daizee Haze-Daizee got a surprising amount of offense in in this matchup. I would have expected Sky/Love to control most of the match only to have Daizee sneak out with the victory. Still a good match for this feud.

Sandman/Elvira/Melina-Elvira needs medication. Short but to the point with Melina whining about the stip.

Sadistic Tables Match Roxxxi vs. Melina-Wow that was as violent if not more violent that a male hardcore match. Melina took a bump that would make Necro Butcher proud.

Spider's Den ODB vs. Victoria-Probably two of the best female wrestlers today going at it. This was about as Hardcore as the previous match. Most women wrestlers wouldn't be able to handle a cage match but you pulled it off perfectly.

Electrified Cell Awesome Kong vs. Beth Phoenix-This match had a lot to live up to considering the two previous matches. These two took women's wrestling to level's never seen or imagined before. Incredible main event match

Gail Kim Cashing in the Key to the mint contract-Very surprising. Hopefully we'll get a good feud out of this with Gail and Beth.

Overall-Excellent show. Better than most women's wrestling matches and shows. This show deserves to win the most unique BTB award.
 

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Triple Threat Match: Good way to open the show. My only complaint would be that the green mist was used too early into the match.

Portia Perez vs. Velvet Sky: Good use of interference in this match.

Handicap Match: I expected Daizee to win, but not to control the match the way that she did. At times the Beautiful People worked about as well and the Three Stooges.

Sadistic Tables Match: Holy Crap! Didn't expect anything like that as I was going in to read this PPV. Very hardcore and had a spot that I don't think we'll ever see in the real world.

Spider’s Den Deathmatch: I kinda figured that this match would be almost like an MMA fight, but boy was I wrong. You did a great job with this match.

Electrified Cell Match: Awesome match, your best yet, IMO. This takes match of the night for sure.

Beth Phoenix vs. Gail Kim: Did not expect this to happen at all. A Gail heel turn seems interesting.

Overall great show, I think that it was your best yet.
 

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Hehe, about that Melina spot, I imagine they'd just use sugar glass or something. Melina is awesome but she doesn't strike me as the type too eager to slice her face up for a match, so I made that spot to allow her to lose without actually blading.
 

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Beth Phoenix and Gail Kim. Two former world champions. Gail Kim, always coming to the aid of those of good heart, holding her friends closer than her gold, all the while remaining at the top of the heap. Beth Phoenix, the self-proclaimed Glamazon, a ruthless powerhouse who would stop at nothing in her thirst for gold. When Beth was unable to pry the World Championship from the grasp of Awesome Kong, Gail took it upon herself to help Beth overcome her old adversary. Beth at first refused help, but after failing to claim gold once again, she accepted Gail's help. Together, Beth and Gail trained, preparing for the championship match that Beth herself requested: an Electrified Cell Match. After a vicious, brutal match in which neither opponent came out the same, Beth Phoenix was able to raise the gold high and declare herself World Champion.

But as quickly as the era of the Glamazon came to fruition, it was cut short. Gail Kim, invoking her Key to the Mint Championship Contract from The Revolution, betrayed Beth and took the gold for herself. Nobody in the locker room or the offices expected this betrayal. What will happen now that Gail Kim holds the championship that Beth Phoenix earned?

Find out next week, right here, and witness the Women's Wrestling Revolution.