The show opens to a crowd of 5,000.
Sharmell: Welcome, everyone, to this edition of the Women’s Wrestling Revolution.
Michael Cole: This is Michael Cole alongside our color commentator, Sharmell, and-
Sharmell: Excuse me? Was that a shot?
Cole: I… no!! Why would I… you’re enjoying making me squirm, aren’t you?
Sharmell: It’s just that it’s so easy!
Melina’s entrance music begins to play, and Melina makes her way down to the ring, a cell phone in one hand and a microphone in the other.
Cole: …right. Anyway, two-time WWE Women’s Champion Melina, now making her way down to the ring. We saw last week that she wasn’t happy with being completely left out of last week’s broadcast. Think this has something to do with that?
Sharmell: I wouldn’t doubt it, but I’m still pissed at her over the ‘SHIMMER nobodies’ comment. Who the hell does she think she is?? I don’t care what she’s doing out here; I just hope Awesome Kong comes out and flattens her.
Melina, now in the ring, began to speak.
Melina: <looking remorseful, looking at her feet a lot> Well… over the past week I’ve been getting a lot of flack… I’m getting your emails, angry phone calls <holds up her cell phone>, people mucking up my myspace… seems you people didn’t like my ‘SHIMMER nobodies’ comment last week.
Sharmell: That’s for damn sure.
Melina: That’s why I came out here tonight… I said it, I’m not going to deny that I said it, I’m not gonna backpedal… I came out here because there’s only one thing to say… <pauses for several moments before quickly snapping back to her usual personality> how the HELL did you LOSERS get my phone number?!
The crowd erupts at this.
Melina: I want to know what kind of pathetic social REJECT you have to be to- <she suddenly glances at her phone, which has started ringing> …oh my god… <picks up> GO TO HELL!!! <throws it against the mat, destroying it> What kind of SOCIAL REJECTS do you FREAKS have to be to spend an entire WEEK insulting me on myspace?! “Sara Del Ray would pown you�! POWN?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! I guess these are the same losers who go to a school cafeteria to sit with 15 other people and watch nobodies playwrestle in a SHIMMER match! Yeah, I regret what I said last week! I regret that I didn’t get more air time to say even MORE!! But lucky for you, that’s what I have now, and that’s what I’m gonna-
Daizee Haze’s music begins to play, along with massive cheers from the crowd. She climbs into the ring, microphone in hand.
Daizee: I’m trying to figure out what makes you hate SHIMMER so much. I know there are some idiots out there who hate it because it’s an all-women promotion, so I think, hey, that makes sense! You hate SHIMMER because you’re actually a man in disguise!
Melina: Yeah, that must be it.
Daizee: It sounds good to me, and these people seem to like that idea.
Melina: You think I care whether or not these freaks think your idea ‘powns’?
Daizee: Of course not. That’s why I’m also going to give another idea: you hate SHIMMER, and all us girls from it, because you know that you… can’t… beat us!... can you? That’s why you come out here feeling yourself up, wearing raccoons on your feet, pulling splits to get into the ring, posting videos of yourself on porn versions of youtube. It’s all to compensate for the fact that you just SUCK… in the ring, mind you, not the way you’re thin-
Melina suddenly cracked Daizee’s jaw with her microphone, decking her, and proceeded to jump on her and hammer her with punches. Melina grabbed Daizee, yanked her over to the far corner, smashed her head against it, then spin her around and began to choke her against the turnbuckle.
To a massive pop, Roxxi Laveaux ran down the ramp, slid into the ring, and hit Melina with a running Big Boot. Melina flipped over the top rope and hit the floor. Roxxi jumped out of the ring, grabbed Melina by the hair, and slammed her head against the side of the ring. Roxxi pulled Melina away from the ring and went for a lariat. Melina ducked under it and bolted around the ring and up the ramp, where she tripped and fell to her hands and knees.
Daizee: Well since you’re so eager to settle this, Melina, let’s lace up and do it right! You, me, in this ring, tonight!
Cole: Well there you have it! It’s not official until Elvira agrees to it, but I can’t imagine her not doing so!
Sharmell: And I hope Daizee beats the hell out of Melina!
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Elvira’s office had in it, among other things, a plasma TV, a cotton candy machine, a disco ball, a giant Japanese lucky cat, and was illuminated by eight lava lamps. There was a desk, but instead of paperwork of some kind, there was a massive house of cards, with empty Pepsi can towers.
Krystal: Shouldn’t I be out there interviewing people? Isn’t that what I’m paid for?
Elvira: No, no, Krystal, when you get to a certain level of success, you’re paid to try to beat me in Halo 3. Now bring!
Beth Phoenix stepped into the office, and after looking around for a moment with a bemused look on her face, addressed Elvira.
Beth: Excuse me, Master Chief.
Elvira: Oh, hey! Wanna play? I’ve got a third controller somewhere… props to Microsoft for making them wireless but the downside is they’re so easy to lose-
Beth: No! Don’t waste my time with this! I’m here because Awesome Kong got lucky last week, and I want a rematch!
Elvira: Really? Because I was watching last week, and she pretty much destroyed you.
Beth: <glare>
Elvira: You can’t literally pierce me with your stare, you know. I’m not gonna just throw another title match your way. If you want one, you have to stop interrupting me when I’m playing Halo, and you need to become number one contender.
Beth: Fine, send one of your dogs and I’ll beat her into submission. Who am I facing?
Elvira: Two others have already come to me wanting to be next in line – Gail Kim, and Salinas. So tonight, the three of you will be in a triple threat match. The winner will get a title shot against Awesome Kong in three weeks at The Revolution. Now, either grab a control or get the hell out.
Beth glared at Elvira and walked out.
Elvira: There. Now, bring it on!
Krystal: …
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Lilian: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall. Introducing first, from Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, weighing 128 pounds, Portia Perez! And her opponent, from California, weighing in at 116 pounds, Christy Hemme!
One-Fall Match
Christy Hemme vs. Portia Perez
Portia ran forward and forced Christy into a quick grapple. She broke it herself almost immediately, grabbed Christy’s arm, and spun around to twist it. She spun again, and Christy was forced into a front flip, landing seated. Portia followed up by putting Christy in a hammerlock and pulled up, forcing Christy to stand. Portia crouched and yanked Christy back by her arm, rolling her up. Christy kicked out at one.
Portia got up and went to grab Christy. Christy put a thumb to Portia’s eyes, staggering her. Portia turned her back to Christy as she stumbled away, and Christy grabbed her hair and yanked her to the mat. A cover and a one count. Christy jumped up, ran to the ropes, and hit a low dropkick to Portia’s side. Another cover and another one count.
After yelling at the ref for counting slow, Christy got to her feet and beckoned Portia to stand. Portia stood, and Christy hit her with a hurricanrana. Portia hit the mat, bounced, and landed seated in the corner. Christy advanced as Portia pulled herself to standing, kicked her in the gut, and hit a snap DDT. Christy covered, and Portia put her foot on the rope.
Christy grabbed Portia and pulled her to her feet. She pressed Portia against the rope and Irish whipped her across the ring. Portia bounced off, charged, and hit Christy with a spinning wheel kick. Both girls hit the mat and stayed down.
The ref got to a four count before Portia got to her feet. She walked over to Christy and yanked her up. She put Christy in a headlock and hit several knees to her gut. A final knee and Portia broke the headlock, knocking Christy to a vertical base, and Portia finished with a superkick. Christy rolled backwards from the hit, inadvertently leaning against the ropes as a result, and Portia quickly followed with a standing dropkick to Christy’s face. Christy hit the mat, and Portia dragged her from the ropes and covered for a two count.
Angelina Love and Velvet Sky suddenly appeared on the ramp and ran down to the ring. Velvet jumped up onto the outer apron of the ring and climbed in. The ref quickly yelled at her to get out. Portia, meanwhile, got Christy in position for a Kosher Pickle, her inverted double underhook facebuster. As she completed the rotation and prepared to drop, Angelina slid into the ring and hit Portia with a running big boot. Christy was knocked against the ropes, Portia hit the mat, and Angelina quickly slid out of the ring. Velvet finally climbed out of the ring, and the ref turned his attention back to the match.
Christy took this opportunity to climb the top turnbuckle and hit her guillotine leg drop. Christy covered and got the three count.
Lilian: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, Christy Hemme!
Sharmell: What was that?! That should have been a disqualification!
Cole: The ref didn’t see it, what can you do? Let’s see this again… Portia was about to put Christy away with that Kosher Pickle, Christian Cage would be proud, but Angelina interfered with that devastating Big Boot. Then Christy hit that guillotine leg drop, one, two, three.
Sharmell: But what was the point of that? I don’t think The Beautiful People have ever met Portia Perez, what problem could they have with her?
Cole: Hopefully we’ll find out soon. Now let’s take it to Elvira and Krystal in the back.
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Elvira: Come on, you don’t know how to crouch jump? What kind of noob are you?
Krystal: I don’t know what a ‘noob’ is. I really should be out there interviewing people!
Melina suddenly enters.
Melina: <looking around> …what the hell kind of… whatever. Elvira! You actually approved the match between Daizee Haze and I tonight?
Elvira: I was already aware of that, but thanks for telling me what I did. Nice to know people are looking out for me if my memory starts to fade.
Melina: Did you see how she and that voodoo freak assaulted me out there? Plus, I can’t compete tonight, what with all the psychological distress I’m under from those freaks out there making me break my phone! I got that phone from Johnny Nitro!
Elvira: <not taking her eyes off the TV> I thought you girls only took cash.
Melina: Excuse me?!
Elvira: <sigh> Tell you what. If you win tonight’s match with Daizee Haze, you’ll get a title shot against North American Champion Roxxi Laveaux at The Revolution. If Daizee wins, she gets the shot. Now either grab a control or stop bugging me!
Melina: <glares and walks out>
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JB: This is JB, Jeremy Borash, here with Daizee Haze and North American Champion Roxxi Laveaux. Daizee, Roxxi; last week we saw that handshake between you two after your match, which was a display of sportsmanship we just don’t see in this industry anymore.
Daizee: Well it was a great match. I don’t necessarily want to say that the better woman won <exchanges a smirk with Roxxi> but in this case she caught me off guard, did something I don’t think has been done before, and she deserves the belt.
JB: I see. And earlier tonight, Roxxi, you came out and got Daizee out of a beatdown from Melina. Is this the start of a tag team of some kind? <offers the mic to Roxxi>
Roxxi: …
JB: …
Daizee: <takes mic> It was more of a ‘defending people you respect’ thing. Roxxi and I are both from SHIMMER, back before she discovered voodoo and stopped talking. <smirk> So with Melina acting like a skank, both of us want to tear her a new one.
JB: Well we just heard that the winner of your match tonight against Melina will get a title match against Roxxi, so if you can’t manage to do that, Roxxi will get a chance to, with the title on the line. But what’s gonna happen if you beat Melina, and you two have to fight for the championship?
Daizee: Well then I’ll be in the ring with a mute but great competitor, putting on a great show for you all, and the better woman will win.
Roxxi: I can talk.
Daizee: Do it more then!
Roxxi: …
Daizee: <laughs>
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Cole: Well Daizee and Melina’s match is certainly getting interesting. The winner gets a title shot against North American Champion Roxxi Laveaux, but tonight, the pride of SHIMMER is on the line.
Sharmell: I’ve no doubt that Daizee can mop the floor with Melina, but even if she falls short, Roxxi will have her chance.
Cole: That’s right. Very few people can stand against our Voodoo Queen, and insulting her roots certainly won’t help Melina’s chances.
Lilian: The following is an Extreme Rules Match, scheduled for one-fall, and is for the WWR Revolutionary Championship! Introducing first, from Louisville, Kentucky, weighing in at 155 pounds, she is the WWR Revolutionary Champion, Victoria! And her opponent, from Tampa, Florida, weighing 115 pounds, Chelsea!
WWR Revolutionary Championship Match
Extreme Rules Match
Chelsea vs. Victoria
Victoria put her hands on her hips and smirked at Chelsea. Chelsea took a deep breath and charged, hitting Victoria with lefts and rights. Victoria took a couple of steps back from the shots before simply pushing Chelsea away. Chelsea hit the mat on her back and rolled through, landing against the ropes on the other side of the ring. Victoria calmly walked forward. Chelsea ran forward again, and Victoria simply shoved her back against the ropes. Victoria hit a hard right, and Chelsea flipped over the top rope and hit the ground.
Victoria climbed out of the ring, reached under it, and retrieved a kendo stick. Chelsea got to her feet, and Victoria swung the kendo stick like a baseball bat. It connected with Chelsea’s shoulder and broke in half from the impact. Chelsea took the guardrail to her head on her way down.
Victoria grabbed Chelsea by the hair, yanked her up, and threw her headfirst into the ringpost. Chelsea bounced off the ringpost and stumbled against the guardrail. Victoria advanced, grabbed Chelsea by the head again, and slammed it against the ring. She then rolled Chelsea into the ring and climbed inside herself.
Chelsea was completely motionless. Victoria picked Chelsea up and tried to set her up for a Widow’s Peak, but Chelsea was completely limp. Victoria let go, and Chelsea simply fell into an unconscious heap. Victoria smirked, rolled Chelsea onto her back with one foot, and placed a foot on her chest. Three count.
Lilian: Here is your winner, and still WWR Revolutionary Champion, Victoria!
Victoria raised her belt proudly, staring down at Chelsea. After a moment of that, she grabbed Chelsea by the hair, yanked her up, and cracked her over the head with the championship belt.
Cole: Oh come on, that’s enough!
Victoria grabbed Chelsea, and this time went ahead and hit her with a Widow’s Peak.
ODB’s music began to play, and she ran down the entrance ramp. Victoria hastily grabbed her belt and slid out of the ring as ODB jumped in. Raising her belt, Victoria walked backwards up the ramp, taunting ODB.
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JB: JB, Jeremy Borash here with Awesome Kong and Raisha Saeed. Kong, Raisha, what are-
Raisha: <grabs the mic> Shut up!
JB: <raises hands in resignation>
Raisha: Kong has prepared the following statement. <unfolds a sheet of paper> Beth Phoenix, you are one of Kong’s most impressive adversaries, and she is most impressed with what you were able to do last week.
Kong: <nods somewhat respectfully>
Raisha: Kong knows that you will defeat Gail Kim and Salinas, and you shall face her for the World Championship at The Revolution. But your efforts are futile.
Kong: <sadistic smile>
Raisha: Kong will do to you what she has done to every competitor she has ever faced – crush you. Destroy you. Kong will walk away from The Revolution, still the World Champion. So make it easier on yourself and surrender now while you’re still able to remain conscious.
With that, Raisha and Kong left.
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Cole: Kong’s certainly confident that she can beat Beth Phoenix, but how many people have hit Kong with a slingshot suplex in her life? I think Kong is seriously underestimating the Glamazon.
Sharmell: And that’s why she’ll lose. Nothing costs you a match more than underestimating your opponent. I always have to tell Booker not to do that.
Lilian: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one-fall, where the winner will go on to face Roxxi Laveaux for the North American Championship at The Revolution. Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 122 pounds, Melina! And her opponent, from Forest Park, Illinois, weighing 110 pounds, Daizee Haze!
Daizee came to the ring with her giant plush daisy, and set it up in one of the corner turnbuckles before the match began.
Number One Contender Match
One Fall Match
Daizee Haze vs. Melina
Daizee opened up right away with “122 pounds? Getting chunky there, Melina!†Melina charged in fury, and Daizee sent her over the top rope and to the floor with a Daizee-canrana. Melina held the back of her head and looked up at Daizee. “Sara Del Ray would POWN YOU, Melina! POWN!!†Daizee yelled with a huge smile. Melina breathed hard in rage, jumped up, and slid into the ring. She tried to quickly get to her feet, but Daizee hit her with a standing dropkick, this time sending her through the middle ropes and to the floor.
Stopping the taunting, Daizee quickly climbed the top turnbuckle and hit Melina with a diving crossbody to the outside. Daizee grabbed Melina and slid her back into the ring, and covered for a two count. Daizee yanked Melina up, hit her with a facebreaker knee smash, and then knocked her across the ring with a Yakuza kick. A cover and a two count. Daizee smiled, climbed the top turnbuckle, and went for a Moonsault. Melina rolled out of the way and Daizee crashed on the mat.
Melina pulled herself to her feet, stumbled over to Daizee, and repeatedly stomped on her head and back until the ref had to physically stop her. Melina then grabbed Daizee and put her in a Camel Clutch. Daizee pushed herself to the ropes and managed to grab them. The ref got to 4 in his 5 count before Melina let go. Melina quickly got up, yanked Daizee up, and hit an inverted DDT. Melina covered, and Daizee put her foot on the bottom rope. Melina yanked Daizee away and covered again, and only got a one count.
“No!! Come on!†Melina yelled in frustration. She got up, yanked Daizee up, and began choking her with both hands against the top rope. The ref got to 4, and Melina let go by Irish whipping Daizee into the far corner. Melina charged and hit a running high knee strike. Daizee stumbled away, and Melina jumped up the turnbuckle to hit a diving seated senton. Melina covered for a two count.
After screaming in frustration, Melina yanked Daizee to her feet. Daizee broke Melina’s grip with several elbows to the gut. Melina stumbled back, and Daizee charged with a Yakuza kick. Melina ducked under it, spun around, and hit Daizee with a rear mat slam. Melina covered, and Daizee again put her foot on the ropes. “DAMN IT!!†Melina screamed, She jumped up and stomped hard on Daizee’s foot, making her yank it away from the rope in pain.
Melina grabbed Daizee and began to pull her up. Daizee quickly hit a jawbreaker on Melina and followed with a sitout facebuster. Both girls slowly got to their feet, with Daizee getting vertical first, allowing her to hit a low dropkick to Melina while she was still on her knees. Both girls were down again. A 6 count was reached before they got to their feet. They got into a grapple, which Daizee broke with an arm twist. Daizee moved Melina’s arm behind her head and hit Melina with a heart punch, followed by a Yakuza kick to take her down. Daizee covered for two and a half.
Angelina Love and Velvet sky suddenly ran down to the ring. Again, Velvet got into the ring, distracting the ref. Daizee yanked Melina up and set her up for a Mind Trip. Angelina slid into the ring, ran for Daizee, and hit her with a Lights Out. Angelina slid out of the ring, Velvet slid out, and the ref turned his attention back to the match. Melina crawled to Daizee, rolled her over, and got the three count.
Lilian: Here is your winner, Melina!
Sharmell: What the hell is this?? Again those two are interrupting the match!
Angelina and Velvet slid into the ring, helping Melina to her feet and raising her arms. They led Melina to the ropes so she could lean on them, before turning their attention to Daizee. Velvet grabbed Daizee and yanked her up. She hit Daizee with a snapmare, followed by a hard kick to her back. Angelina then kicked Daizee’s face, knocking her on her back.
Roxxi appeared at the ramp and ran down, but stopped just outside the ring as Angelina and Velvet took notice and ran right to the ropes. They taunted Roxxi to get into the ring, with Melina weakly joining in.
Portia Perez suddenly jumped out of the crowd and slid into the ring. She went straight for Angelina and hit her with a Kosher Pickle. Velvet took notice and moved to attack, but Roxxi grabbed her ankle and yanked her out of the ring. Roxxi shoved Velvet against the side of the ring and hit her with a big boot, bending her back against the ring before she fell onto her stomach. Portia, meanwhile, grabbed Melina and threw her through the ropes to the outside. Angelina scrambled out of the ring and ran past Roxxi up the ramp, quickly followed by Velvet and Melina. “Come on! I’m right here!†Portia yelled after them.
Sharmell: That’s right, run!
Cole: Let’s try to keep objective here.
Sharmell: You’re telling me they didn’t deserve that?
Cole: I’m not saying that! Good to see Portia Perez get some payback on Angelina Love and Velvet Sky. It’s pretty obvious that they were here to help Melina out; maybe they felt that Melina would be more of a threat to their nemesis Roxxi Laveaux than Daizee Haze, but why did they attack Portia earlier tonight?
Sharmell: They’re cowards, that’s why! They can’t get to the top on their own so they need to take out the competition!
Cole: Well that may be. Hopefully we’ll get an answer out of them soon enough. But for now, all we know is that at The Revolution it will be Melina against Roxxi Laveaux for the North American Championship.
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JB: This is JB, Jeremy Borash, here with WWR’s member of the Latin American Exchange, Salinas. Salinas, first off, have you seen Krystal? I’m pulling double duty here.
Salinas: Last I saw her she was in Elvira’s office.
JB: Oh. We’ll never see her again then. Anyway, tonight you’ve got a triple threat match against Gail Kim and Beth Phoenix, two former champions, for the right to face the former and current champion Awesome Kong at The Revolution. Seems like a lose-lose situation to me.
Salinas: Then it’s a good thing you aren’t in the match. Every champion was once new, nuevo, sin experiencia, and I am none of those. If you think I’m scared of going in the ring against a slanteye and a gringo who both lost every championship they’ve had, you’ve gone loco.
JB: You know, this is a family show, so if you could tone down the racial slurs…
Salinas: <laughs> This is what I love about you gringos. Te amo! <wraps an arm around JB> You put on this show so you can watch people suffer, bleed, scream as chairs are smashed against their skulls, but you can’t take it when WORDS are said. Ooohhh nooooo the chica caliente said gringo, I’m so offended! Es tan estúpido. Don’t be stupid, amigo, there are far worse things I can do to you than call you a <mocking voice> baaaad naaaame! <shakes head and walks off> Gringos están locos!
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Cole: <laughing> Well now we know that Salinas supports the liberalization of the media!
Sharmell: If she tries to make a slur on MY race I’ll show her just how many worse things to do to a person there are than call them things.
Cole: I’m sure she’s got enough class not to do THAT, Sharmell. But anyway, now it’s time for the main event!
Lilian: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a Triple-Threat Match, scheduled for one-fall, and will decide the number one contender for the WWR World Championship at The Revolution! Introducing first, representing the Latino Nation and weighing 120 pounds, Salinas! Introducing next, from Tampa, Florida, weighing 125 pounds, Gail Kim! And finally, from Buffalo, New York, weighing 150 pounds, Beth Phoenix, the Glamazon!
Triple-Threat Match
Number One Contender’s Match
Beth Phoenix vs. Gail Kim vs. Salinas
Beth Phoenix rubbed her hands together, glancing from Gail Kim to Salinas. Gail and Salinas quickly agreed to take out Beth first, and Beth simply smirked and beckoned for them to come. Gail and Salinas charged for Beth, quickly knocking her against the ropes in a rain of punches. Beth shoved them across the ring and got to her feet. Again Gail and Salinas charged, this time with double clothesline, flipping Beth over the top rope to the floor. Beth quickly got to her feet, while Gail backed up a couple of steps before charging with a suicide dive. Beth landed on her back. Gail quickly jumped up onto the announce table and leapt off, hitting Beth in the gut with a double knee drop.
Gail climbed back into the ring, beside Salinas, and the two looked down on Beth for a moment. Suddenly, Salinas hit Gail with a backhand slap, and dropped her with a scoop slam. She covered and Gail kicked out immediately. Salinas and Gail quickly got to their feet. Salinas kicked Gail in the chest, knocking her away, and then charged for a tornado DDT. Another cover, this time for a two count.
Gail and Salinas got to their feet and got into a grapple. Gail broke it by jumping and getting her knees up, hitting Salinas with a double knee gutbuster. Salinas stumbled away, and Gail got to her feet. Gail ran for the ropes and hit Salinas with a springboard crossbody, landing in a cover for a two count. Gail got up, grabbed Salinas, and put her in a Cloverleaf. Salinas screamed, slowly trying to drag herself to the ropes.
Beth Phoenix slid back into the ring behind Gail, simply yanked her off Salinas, and hit her with a side slam backbreaker. She then grabbed Salinas, raised her high with a Gorilla Press, and slammed her down on top of Gail. Beth rolled Salinas away and covered Gail for a two count. Beth yanked Gail to her feet, and Gail attempted to break her hold by punching Beth’s gut. Beth simply flattened Gail by hitting an elbow to the top of her head. Beth yanked Gail up and Irish whipped her across the ring. Gail bounced off and ran into a double axe handle blow to the chest from Beth.
Salinas suddenly kicked Beth hard in the back, knocking her forward. Salinas quickly reached down and grabbed Beth’s ankles, yanking them back to make her fall on her face. Salinas grabbed Beth and put her in a standing camel clutch. Salinas screamed from the amount of force she was putting into it. After a few moments Gail advanced, and Salinas was forced to break the hold, charge for Gail, and hit a sitout facebuster. Salinas covered for a two count.
Salinas got to her feet, only to be hit by a gutwrench suplex from Beth. Rather than cover, Beth quickly yanked Salinas back up, hoisted her completely vertical, and hit her with a slingshot suplex. Beth covered and got two and a half. Beth yelled at the ref for a moment, before getting up and yanking Salinas up with her. She kicked Salinas in the gut before lifting her up in a fisherman’s suplex. During the delay, though, she noticed Gail had climbed the top turnbuckle. Gail leapt off and hit Beth with a missile dropkick. Beth dropped Salinas and all three girls came crashing down.
Gail got up at 5 and slowly pulled Beth up. Gail hit Beth with a European uppercut, effectively knocking her vertical, and charged to hit a spear. Gail covered and Beth kicked out at two. Gail crawled away from Beth and got to her feet. Beth and Salinas got to their feet at the same time, and Gail charged to hit a double dropkick to both of them. Salinas was knocked under the bottom rope and out of the ring.
Gail and Beth got to their feet. Gail charged, and Beth stopped her by grabbing her throat with both hands. Beth lifted Gail up and hit a chokebomb. Beth covered for a two count. Gail rolled onto her stomach, trying to push herself up. Beth grabbed her and lifted her high in a double arm elevated chickenwing, before slamming her back down. Beth covered and got the three count.
Lilian: Here is your winner, Beth Phoenix, the Glamazon!
Cole: Wow, what a matchup! After watching this, I have to believe that if anybody can beat Awesome Kong for the championship, it’s the Glamazon, Beth Phoenix!
Sharmell: Definitely. But so many of Beth’s moves involve lifting her opponent up. I don’t think even she will be able to do that to Kong.
Awesome Kong appeared at the entrance ramp, Raisha Saeed by her side. Beth took notice, raised her arm in victory, and made the belt gesture.
Cole: The matchup between these two at The Revolution is gonna be, well, revolutionary!
Sharmell: Clever.
Cole: Well it’s true though, isn’t it?
Sharmell: Yes it is. Women’s wrestling will never be the same after these two square off for the gold.
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Quick Recap for the Lazy
Christy Hemme defeated Portia Perez
- Christy pinned Portia after a Guillotine Leg Drop
- During the match, Angelina Love and Velvet Sky interfered on Christy’s behalf.
Victoria defeated Chelsea in an Extreme Rules Match to retain the WWR Revolutionary Championship
- Victoria pinned Chelsea after slamming her head against the ringpost and the edge of the ring.
Melina defeated Daizee Haze to become Number One Contender to the WWR North American Championship
- Melina pinned Daizee after Daizee was hit by a Lights Out from Angelina Love.
- During the match, Angelina Love and Velvet Sky interfered on Melina’s behalf. Afterwards, Roxxi Laveaux and Portia Perez came to the ring to defend Daizee against Melina, Love, and Sky.
Beth Phoenix defeated Gail Kim and Salinas in a Triple Threat Match to become Number One Contender to the WWR World Championship
- Beth pinned Gail after a Double Arm Elevated Chickenwing Drop.
