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Cole: Welcome, one and all, to the celebration of action, excitement, and brutality that is Sekhmet’s Gathering! I’m Michael Cole, with Sharmell at ringside, and apparently we’re being joined for commentary by Portia Perez of the Barbie Crushers. Portia, welcome to the table, but what are you doing here?
Portia: Pickle? <offers jar>
Sharmell: No, the juice makes my teeth squeak, it’s the worst sound since tying a plastic fish bag up at the pet store.
Portia: …riiight. Well I’m here because the match between Christy, Traci, and MsChif is up next, and when I haven’t been spitting pickle on Velvet Sky I’ve been watching this threeway play out, and I want to see first hand how it ends. Plus, my match is right after this one.
Cole: That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, a Triple Threat Match between Christy Hemme, Traci Brooks, and MsChif is up next. We’ve also got those three interconnected matches between the Barbie Crushers and the Beautiful People. ODB will take on Victoria in a Spider’s Den Deathmatch for the Revolutionary Championship, and Awesome Kong will defend her World Championship against Beth Phoenix inside an electrified cell.
Sharmell: Woo!
Cole: That should be brutal, to say the least.
Portia: You know, since that cell is just hanging up there waiting to be used, when I beat Velvet Sky I could go ahead and say that Angelina Love will have to fight the Haze inside that thing.
Sharmell: Please do so!
A military theme started, and Christy Hemme stepped out in khaki capris, black boots, a tan tanktop, and a green beret. Once in the ring, she climbed to each second turnbuckle and saluted the audience.
Triple Threat Match
Christy Hemme vs. MsChif vs. Traci Brooks
Traci looked between Christy and MsChif, and charged for Christy. Christy hit a high elbow, knocking Traci back. Traci stumbled towards MsChif, who kicked her back to Christy. Christy hit Traci with a quick reverse DDT. MsChif ran to Christy and started stomping on her. Christy quickly slid out of the ring. MsChif slid out, and Christy kicked her hard in the gut, then whipped her into the steel guardrail. Christy picked MsChif up, hit her with snake eyes on the guardrail, then kicked her down with a big boot.
Traci slid out of the ring behind Christy. She spun Christy around, kicked her in the gut, and hit her with a snap suplex. Traci got to her feet, pulled Christy up, and hit her with a gutwrench suplex into the ringpost. Christy screamed and hit the ground. Traci pulled her up, backed up, and ran her ribs into the side of the ring. Traci then rolled Christy into the ring. Traci prepared to climb in herself, but MsChif suddenly hit her with a spear and began hammering her with punches. Traci blocked a shot and knocked MsChif away with a headbutt. MsChif stumbled back several steps. Traci got up, charged, and MsChif spit green mist into her face.
Christy climbed to the top turnbuckle and screamed for MsChif. MsChif looked, and Christy dove off, hitting a diving crossbody. Christy got to her knees and hit MsChif with punches. Christy got up, picked MsChif up, and scoop slammed her onto Traci. Christy got up, laughed, and jumped, stomping with both feet on MsChif and Traci. Christy jumped off and laughed at the audience. Christy pulled MsChif up, rolled her into the ring, and climbed in. Christy pulled MsChif up to her feet, saluted her, kicked her gut, and hit her with a Hemme Blade, her sitout crucifix powerbomb. Christy covered, but Traci kicked the back of her head at two.
Traci pulled Christy up and whipped her across the ring. Traci lowered her head for a back body drop, but Christy stopped herself and kicked Traci upright. Christy ran back to the ropes, bounced off, and ran into a big boot from Traci. Traci covered and got two. Traci pulled Christy up, ran her to the corner, and smashed her head into the turnbuckle. Christy stumbled back. Traci chopped her away, then charged and dropped her with a lariat. Traci grabbed Christy and flipped her into a single leg Boston crab. Christy screamed and clawed for the ropes, but Traci held her ground.
MsChif got up and looked at Traci and Christy. MsChif ran to them, jumped over Christy, leapt to the ropes, and hit Christy with a springboard moonsault. Traci was knocked away from the impact. MsChif rolled Christy over for a cover, and Traci kicked her away at two. Traci covered Christy, and MsChif kicked her away. MsChif pulled Traci up, and Traci knocked her away with an elbow to the gut. Traci got up and exchanged strikes with MsChif. MsChif knocked Traci away with a spinning backfist. MsChif spun Traci around and hit her with a rolling cutter. MsChif covered and got two.
MsChif picked Traci up into a dragon sleeper. Traci clawed at MsChif’s arms but couldn’t break free. MsChif held it for a while, then stood up and hit Traci with a spinning headlock elbow drop. MsChif covered and got two. MsChif screamed, pulled Traci up, and whipped her to the corner. MsChif charged for a spear, but Traci jumped and pulled herself to the top rope. MsChif took the ringpost to the shoulder. Traci waited for MsChif to stand. MsChif slid out of the turnbuckles, but quickly ran and knocked Traci’s feet out. Traci landed seated on the top turnbuckle. MsChif grabbed Traci by the hair and punched her a few times, screamed, then set up and hit her with an Obliterator. MsChif covered, and Christy kicked her away at two.
Christy quickly grabbed MsChif, yanked her up, and whipped her across the ring. MsChif bounced off the ropes, and Christy hit her with a crossbody. Christy rolled through and jumped to her feet. MsChif got up, and Christy hit her with a hurricanrana. MsChif landed sitting in the corner. MsChif pulled herself up, and Christy charged for a high elbow. MsChif dove out of the way and Christy hit the corner. MsChif jumped on Christy’s back for a Code Green, but Christy stood up and snapped MsChif’s neck off the top rope. Christy got up, waited for MsChif to get up, and hit her with a standing dropkick. MsChif landed beside Traci.
Christy ran to the corner and climbed to the top turnbuckle. Traci and MsChif were both laid out face-up in front of her. Christy saluted, raised her leg, and hit her split-legged guillotine leg drop on both of them. The ref made the three count.
Lilian: Here is your winner, Christy Hemme!
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Melina, Angelina Love, and Velvet Sky are in the makeup room. Angelina and Melina are putting makeup on Velvet.
Velvet: Not too much eyeliner! It runs out there.
Angelina: I know, I know.
Velvet: I don’t want to end up looking like Roxxi.
Melina: Nobody does. Hold your mouth open for a second.
Daizee Haze: <from the door> I bet she’s used to hearing that.
Melina and Angelina have to restrain Velvet.
Daizee: <smirk> Portia’s waiting, princess.
Velvet: <gets up and walks to Daizee> Once I beat Portia I’ll be sure to pick a stip to totally screw you over.
Daizee: Looking forward to it.
Velvet walks off.
Daizee: <yells> Careful, don’t pop an implant, we’ve only got one change of ring mat!
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No Disqualification Match
Portia Perez vs. Velvet Sky
Velvet charged and hit Portia with a dropkick, knocking her against the ropes. Velvet jumped up and charged again, but Portia got her legs up and kicked her away. Velvet stumbled back, then charged again for a hard right. Portia caught Velvet’s arm and dragged her into a kneeling armbar. Velvet screamed and grabbed the nearby ropes, but the match was no-DQ. Portia let go of Velvet’s arm and grabbed the arm holding the ropes. Portia fed Velvet’s arm under the rope, reached over the rope to grab it, and yanked back, bending Velvet’s arm against the rope. Portia even put a foot on the rope and pushed, putting as much pressure on it as possible. Velvet writhed and screamed, clawing at Portia. Portia eventually let go and rubbed her side, where Velvet left clear scratch marks.
Portia grabbed Velvet’s arm and dragged her to the middle of the ring, Velvet screaming the whole way. Portia spun to twist Velvet’s arm, then yanked her down. Velvet hit the mat on her stomach and screamed, holding her arm. Portia smiled and pulled Velvet up. Velvet quickly hit a jawbreaker, staggering Portia. Velvet jumped up and hit Portia with chops with her good arm. Portia eventually shoved Velvet away. Velvet advanced, and Portia suddenly hit a superkick to Velvet’s injured arm. Velvet screamed, spun in place, fell to the mat landing on her arm, and screamed more. Portia laughed and mocked Velvet, painfully holding her arm. The crowd mostly cheered, but a few people were unhappy. Portia smiled and shrugged.
Portia pulled Velvet up and set up for the Kosher Pickle, her spinning Unprettier. As she completed the rotation though Velvet screamed and yanked away, holding her arm. The setup for the Kosher Pickle was too painful. Portia shook her head and threw her hands up, as if to say “what now?” Suddenly, the crowd erupted. Portia turned around to face Velvet, and Angelina Love cracked her with a steel chair. Portia fell flat on her back. Angelina quickly grabbed Velvet and dragged her over to cover Portia. Portia kicked out at two. Angelina pulled Velvet away and crouched down beside her, the two exchanging words. Angelina turned back to Portia. Portia was already on her feet. Portia grabbed Angelina and dragged her into several hard knees to the gut, then flowed into a swinging reverse STO.
Portia turned to Velvet, and Velvet quickly jabbed her ribs with the chair. Portia bent over, and Velvet cracked Portia’s jaw with an upward swing of the chair, knocking Portia into the air and flat on her back. Velvet crawled over and covered, hooking the legs with her bad arm, and Portia kicked out at two. Angelina quickly began stomping on Portia as Velvet choked her against the mat. Angelina stopped, and yelled for Velvet to pull Portia up. Daizee Haze appeared at the entrance ramp and began to run down, but Melina appeared behind her and grabbed her, starting a brawl between them. Velvet got Portia up while Angelina positioned the chair on the mat. Angelina grabbed Portia and hit a Lights Out onto the chair. Velvet covered and got the three count.
Lilian: Here is your winner, Velvet Sky!
Daizee and Melina continued to brawl until security, lead by Sandman, came and separated them. Sandman simply held his Singapore cane between them like a barrier.
Angelina: Save your strength, Daizee! Your match against me is right now!
Velvet: And guess what! The stipulations? Two on one handicap match, you against me and Angelina Love!
Melina looked slightly offended.
Angelina: I know, I know, we’d make it three on one, but don’t worry, we’ve got this. You just rest up for the easiest title match in your life. Because when we win, Melina against Roxxi will be with ME as the referee!
Sandman entered the ring and helped Portia out, soon joined by Roxxi on the ramp.
Handicap Match
Angelina Love and Velvet Sky vs. Daizee Haze
Angelina and Velvet smiled and advanced on Daizee. Daizee backed up to the ropes, but suddenly charged and hit Velvet’s injured arm with a Yakuza kick. Velvet screamed and fell to the mat holding her arm. Angelina charged and hit Daizee with punches, then whipped her across the ring. Daizee bounced off the ropes, ducked under Angelina’s lariat, bounced off the ropes, went for a lariat of her own which Angelina ducked under, bounced off the ropes, and was tripped by Velvet. Daizee brought her knee to her chest and kicked Velvet’s arm, again producing a scream. Angelina jumped on Daizee and hit hard strikes until the ref pulled her away.
Angelina yanked Daizee up and whipped her to the corner. Angelina charged for a big boot, but hit the turnbuckle as Daizee dove away. They spun to face each other, and Angelina dropped Daizee with an enzuigiri. Angelina covered for a one count. Angelina pulled Daizee up and hit a snapmare, and kicked Daizee’s back while Velvet kicked her chest. Daizee screamed, and Angelina pushed her down and covered for two. Velvet grabbed Daizee’s legs and put her in a figure four leglock. Daizee quickly grabbed the ropes, but Angelina kicked her hands away each time. The ref noticed and began counting anyway, and had to pry apart Velvet’s feet.
Velvet pulled Daizee up and set up for a Russian legsweep. Angelina backed up and ran for a bicycle kick. Daizee broke Velvet’s hold and yanked her arm in the way, and Angelina kicked Velvet’s arm. Velvet hit the mat and screamed, holding her arm. Angelina ran to Velvet to check on her. Daizee grabbed Angelina and whipped her to the corner, and quickly charged to hit a Yakuza kick, knocking Angelina over the top rope to the floor. Daizee ran back, grabbed Velvet by her injured arm, and whipped her through the ropes to the floor. Daizee yelled for the crowd to shout louder, then climbed to the top turnbuckle. Angelina and Velvet got up, and Daizee dove off, hitting them both with a crossbody. Daizee jumped up, leapt onto the guardrail, and hit Angelina and Velvet with a moonsault.
Daizee climbed back into the ring as the ref began counting. Angelina and Velvet got to their feet and started climbing in at 5. Daizee charged and went for a suicide dive. Angelina backed up and hit a spinning heel kick, nailing Daizee as she flew through the ropes. Daizee hit the ground holding her face. Angelina and Velvet pulled Daizee up, held her head each with one hand, and slammed her head against the ringpost. Daizee fell flat on her back, revealing her forehead had been busted open. Angelina and Velvet high fived, screamed, and hit a double elbow drop on Daizee’s head. Angelina and Velvet climbed back into the ring and demanded the ref start counting. Daizee grabbed the bottom rope and slowly began climbing back up at 5. Angelina and Velvet ran forward, grabbed Daizee, and yanked her into the ring. Angelina grabbed Daizee’s arm, yanked her up, and hit a running springboard arm drag. Velvet covered Daizee and got two.
Velvet ran and climbed the top turnbuckle, and yelled for Angelina to get out of the way. Daizee slowly got up, and Velvet leapt off and hit a crossbody. Daizee rolled through and covered Velvet for two. Angelina ran and began stomping on Daizee until the ref pulled her away. Daizee pushed herself back to the corner. Velvet grabbed Daizee’s head, pressed it on the bottom turnbuckle, and began choking Daizee against it with her foot. Angelina joined in, putting her foot on Angelina’s. They let go at the ref’s 4 count. Velvet pulled Daizee up, dragged her to the center of the ring, and put her in an octopus stretch. Angelina proceeded to punch and kick Daizee’s chest, and Velvet bit Daizee’s arm. The ref yelled some more and began counting. Daizee suddenly managed to stand and run backwards, pushing Velvet against the ropes. Velvet pushed Daizee away. Daizee bounced off the ropes and hit a double dropkick to Angelina and Velvet, bending them both over. Daizee sprung up, spun around, and hit Angelina and Velvet with a double Daizee Cutter on each shoulder. All three girls hit the ground on their backs.
Daizee and Angelina got up first. Daizee hit Angelina with a Daizeecanrana, sending her across the ring. Velvet sat up. Daizee jumped to her feet and hit a low dropkick to the back of Velvet’s head, sprung up, and hit another one to Velvet’s face. Daizee covered and got two. Daizee got up and yanked Velvet up by her injured arm. Daizee forced Velvet’s arm back and hit her with a heart punch, staggering her. Angelina charged, and Daizee hit a quick facebreaker knee smash, staggering her too. Daizee spun around, grabbed Angelina and Velvet, and hit a double Mind Trip. Daizee covered Angelina and got the three count.
Lilian: Here is your winner, Daizee Haze!
The ref had to help Daizee to her feet so he could raise her hand. Daizee wiped the blood from her forehead, looked at her hand, then called for the mic.
Daizee: <stopping every so often to breath> So that’s how it’s gonna be? Okay! Melina? You’ll be losing to Roxxi in a Sadistic Tables Match!! You win by putting her through a table, but she has to be bleeding for it to count! Ha! ‘The Beautiful People’ no longer!
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Elvira, Roxxi, Melina, and Sandman are in Elvira’s office.
Sandman: Damn, Daizee Babe knows how to keep it hardcore.
Elvira: HAZE. Daizee Haze.
Sandman: I’ve made my choice. <drinks>
Elvira: Well, it’s up next, you two. Get out there.
Roxxi: <smiles at Melina and walks out>
Melina: …no! I’m not going into a match like that!
Elvira: Alright, if you can beat me in a sadistic tables match, you don’t have to fight Roxxi in it. But this time I get to have barbed wire on my shoes.
Melina: …go to hell. <storms out>
Elvira: <smiles> Already there, MelMel. Sandman! Beer me.
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Sadistic Tables Match for the WWR North American Championship
Melina vs. Roxxi Laveaux
Roxxi and Melina circled, Roxxi smiling and rubbing her hands together. They advanced and got into a grapple. Melina shoved Roxxi away. Melina smiled, mocked Roxxi’s voodoo gyrations, and charged. Roxxi spit Asian mist into Melina’s face. Melina screamed and stumbled back, and Roxxi charged and flattened her with a lariat. Roxxi smiled and nodded to the audience, then got up, pulling Melina up with her. Melina knocked Roxxi away with an elbow to the gut, but Roxxi responded with a hard kick to Melina’s gut. Roxxi hit several hard punches, knocking Melina upright, then dropped Melina with a discus forearm.
Roxxi slid out of the ring and reached under it. She pulled out two steel chairs, threw them into the ring, and reached back under. This time she pulled out a kendo stick, a steel rod, and a stop sign, and threw them in too. The crowd began chanting “More! More! More! More!” Roxxi smiled, reached under, and pulled out a table. She set it up right in front of the announce table. Roxxi turned back to the ring, and suddenly Melina flew out of the ring, hitting a slingshot crossbody. Melina pulled Roxxi up and the two exchanges strikes. Melina hit Roxxi with a thumb to the eyes. Roxxi stumbled away. Melina grabbed Roxxi and slammed her head against the announce table. Holding Roxxi’s hair, Melina climbed onto the announce table and then put Roxxi in a rear naked choke. Melina yanked up, pulling Roxxi off her feet for a few seconds. Roxxi pried at Melina’s hands and tried to run off to the side, but Melina kept her grip. Roxxi’s struggling forced Melina to stand on the table Roxxi set up. Roxxi suddenly reached back and yanked Melina’s feet out. Melina dropped Roxxi and fell backwards, slamming through the table. Roxxi fell on her hands and knees, holding her neck.
Roxxi got up, grabbed Melina, slid her into the ring, and climbed in. Roxxi grabbed Melina’s hair, dragged her to one of the folded chairs laying on the mat, and simply yanks Melina back to slam her into the chair. Roxxi looked down at Melina for a second, then went and grabbed the other chair. Roxxi went to the corner and stuck the chair between the second and third turnbuckle. Melina started to get up. Roxxi advanced on Melina. Melina went for a strike. Roxxi blocked, hit a chop, then whipped her into the chair. Melina hit the chair, and Roxxi charged and hit a running hip attack. Melina fell to her hands and knees. Roxxi pulled her up and whipped her to the opposite corner. Roxxi charged for another hip attack, but hit the turnbuckle as Melina dove out of the way. Roxxi stumbled away from the turnbuckle and turned to face Melina. Melina charged, and Roxxi hit her with a spinebuster onto the chair.
Roxxi got to her feet and looked at Melina for a moment. Roxxi climbed out of the ring, reached under, and retrieved a small burlap sack. Roxxi tossed it into the corner of the ring, then pulled out a table and slid it in. She climbed back in and set the table up right between the two turnbuckles, near the ropes. Roxxi turned back to Melina, who was on her hands and knees. Roxxi advanced, and suddenly Melina jumped up and jabbed Roxxi’s gut with the steel rod. Roxxi stumbled back, holding her gut. Melina advanced and jabbed Roxxi’s forehead with the rod. Roxxi fell flat on her back, revealing that she was bleeding from a cut in her stomach and forehead. She could now be eliminated through a table.
Melina tossed the rod away, and looked at the brown bag in the corner. She walked over, grabbed it, looked inside, and smiled. She walked to the table and poured the bag’s contents all over it – broken glass. Melina spread the glass out on the table, laughed, then yanked Roxxi up. Melina grabbed Roxxi by the head and slammed her forehead into the glass. Roxxi fell flat on her back. Melina grabbed Roxxi again and got her up for a scoop slam, but Roxxi slid behind Melina and shoved her to the table. Melina stopped herself by grabbing the edge of the table. Roxxi weakly grabbed Melina from behind, and Melina knocked her away with an elbow to the gut. Melina turned around, charged, and hit a 180 degree spinning facebuster. Melina jumped up, grabbed Roxxi’s hair, and dragged her over to the stop sign. Melina hit Roxxi with a curb stomp onto the sign.
Melina pulled Roxxi up and tried to whip her to the table, but Roxxi held her ground. Melina spun, twisting Roxxi’s arm, and whipped her to the corner where the chair was set up. Roxxi slammed into it, and Melina charged for her double knee. Roxxi simply fell out of the way onto her hands and knees, and Melina hit the chair with both knees. Melina screamed and fell on her back, holding her legs. Roxxi began to crawl away, but Melina applied a quick body scissors. Melina cringed, the move hurting her from the chair she just hit, but the cut on Roxxi’s stomach made the hold that much worse. Roxxi slowly clawed her way to the kendo stick. Melina noticed, and grabbed the nearby bottom rope with both hands, holding Roxxi back. Roxxi cringed and tried to pry Melina’s legs apart. After 30 seconds Roxxi managed to push with her legs hard enough to break Melina’s grip on the ropes. Roxxi grabbed the kendo stick and cracked Melina over the head with it. Melina screamed and released her hold. Roxxi cracked Melina’s knees, producing another scream. Roxxi then simply collapsed, while Melina held her knees in agony.
Roxxi and Melina slowly got to their feet. Melina charged as fast as she could, more of just a fast walk. Roxxi grabbed her for an exploder suplex, but couldn’t get Melina up. Melina kneed Roxxi in the gut, producing a pained noise from both of them, then dropped her to her hands and knees with a clubbing shot to the back. Melina grabbed Roxxi from behind and pulled her up, setting up for a rear mat slam. Roxxi suddenly grabbed Melina’s head and went for a Daizee Cutter. Melina shoved Roxxi away. Melina charged, and Roxxi sent her across the ring with a big boot. Roxxi stumbled back from it and fell into the corner, resting with her arms on the top ropes. Melina slowly got to her feet as Roxxi pushed away from the corner. Roxxi went for a lariat, which Melina ducked under, strafing behind Roxxi. Roxxi spun around. The two spun around each other for a second, countering counters. Roxxi got the best of it by kneeing Melina’s gut. Roxxi picked Melina up for a Fallaway Slam, but Melina fought out of it. Melina grabbed Roxxi’s arm to go for a single arm DDT, but Roxxi used the arm to shove Melina away. Melina charged, and Roxxi hit her with a kick to the gut. Roxxi brought Melina up and put her through the table with a Voodoo Slam. Glass shards flew in all directions.
The ref looked unsure of what to do. He motioned Roxxi to stay back, crouched down, used one hand to carefully roll Melina enough to peek at her gut, then quickly called for the bell.
Cole: Is that… is that it? Melina wasn’t bleeding yet, was she?
Sharmell: Putting her through the table MADE her bleed, I guess. Does that count?
Cole: I don’t know.
The ref exchanged words with Lilian for a few moments. He looked at Melina, thought for a second, then nodded and said something to Lilian.
Lilian: The referee has declared that the glass cut Melina before she was put through the table. Therefore, the winner, and still North American Champion, the Voodoo Queen, Roxxi Laveaux!
Stagehands ran out with towels and slid into the ring. They carefully lifted Melina up and put the towels to her stomach. Roxxi approached to take a look. The ref motioned her to stay back, and Roxxi just held her hands up in resignation. Blood began to soak into the towels, and more stagehands came out, wheeling out a stretcher.
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The Spider’s Den Deathmatch cage was set up. ODB and Victoria stood on opposite sides of it, admiring it. Sandman, Salinas, Daizee Haze, Portia Perez, Beth Phoenix, and Christy Hemme stood around ODB, shouting suggestions over each other at her. On Victoria’s side was Jacqueline, Traci Brooks, Angelina Love, and Velvet Sky. Roxxi Laveaux would come to cheer ODB on once she came back from the ring.
Elvira: ALRIGHT, EVERYONE QUIET!! …okay! Everyone, here are the rules: the only ways to win will be by knockout or submission. All of you, you’re free to watch, but stay back, you’re blocking the cameras. In fact, go sit on those boxes over there.
Everyone groaned and went to sit on the boxes lining the side of the room. ODB and Victoria entered the cage, and Elvira locked it shut.
Spider’s Den Deathmatch for the WWR Revolutionary Championship
ODB vs. Victoria
ODB and Victoria ran together and got in a grapple. ODB grabbed Victoria’s legs and yanked her onto her back, jumped on her, and began hammering punches. Victoria managed to roll over, getting on ODB, and returned the punches. ODB blocked a shot and hit one of her own, knocking Victoria off her. ODB and Victoria quickly got to their feet. Victoria grabbed ODB’s legs and tried to yank them out. ODB backed up, and Victoria bullrushed her into the side of the cage. ODB grabbed Victoria’s arm and spun to twist it, and yanked her to the center of the cage. Victoria did a cartwheel to free her arm, and put ODB in a hammerlock. Victoria held it, looking for a submission. ODB elbowed back to Victoria’s head. Victoria charged ODB into the cage, slamming her against the side. Victoria quickly backed away, ODB stumbled back, and Victoria hit a superkick to the back of ODB’s head. ODB fell against the side of the cage.
Victoria ran forward, grabbed ODB’s head, and slammed it against the cage. Victoria spun ODB around, held her against the cage, and went for a hard right. ODB grabbed Victoria’s fist in both hands and shoved it away. ODB hit a punch to Victoria’s gut, then an uppercut, knocking her on her back. ODB charged, but Victoria got her feet up and kicked ODB away. Victoria got to her knees, ODB charged again, and Victoria hit a punch to ODB’s gut. ODB bent over, Victoria got up, and Victoria got ODB up in a Gory Special, holding ODB by her hair. Victoria held it, again looking for a submission. After a few seconds ODB elbowed back, forcing Victoria to drop her. They spun around and exchanged punches. Victoria went to grab for ODB’s legs, and ODB shoved her away. Victoria was knocked lightly against the cage wall, and ODB charged, hitting a spear. Victoria was slammed against the cage wall, and the wall itself snapped and fell to the ground. Sandman quickly shooed the spectators away.
ODB mounted Victoria and hit several hard punches to her head. ODB got up, pulled Victoria up with her, and hit a final hard punch. Victoria fell flat on her back. Sandman approached and poked Victoria with his Singapore cane. Victoria weakly smacked it away. “Not yet.” Sandman said to ODB.
ODB pulled Victoria up. Victoria suddenly grabbed ODB’s legs, yanked them out, and locked in a kneebar. ODB screamed and quickly kicked at Victoria. Victoria let go, grabbed ODB, and whipped her across the room. ODB tripped over the boxes and hit the wall, and fell to the ground. Victoria walked over, grabbed ODB by her shirt, yanked her up, and slammed her down through the boxes. ODB was still conscious. Victoria looked across the room and saw a table leaning against the wall. Victoria grabbed ODB, charged her across the room, and threw her through the table. Victoria flipped ODB onto her back, and ODB was still conscious. ODB’s left arm was cut up from the broken table edge. Victoria grabbed ODB and put her up in a Gory Special. ODB flipped out of it. ODB and Victoria spun around, and Victoria superkicked her, knocking her across the room.
Sandman, a few feet away, poked ODB with his cane as Victoria approached. “Nope, not yet.” Sandman said. Victoria went to grab ODB, but ODB suddenly grabbed Sandman’s cane and cracked Victoria’s head with it. Victoria fell to the side, clutching her head. ODB slowly got to her feet and waited for Victoria. Victoria got up, and ODB jabbed her gut with the cane, bending her over. ODB cracked Victoria’s back with the cane, knocking her on her hands and knees. ODB got behind Victoria, put the cane across her neck, and yanked her onto her feet, choking her. Victoria clawed at the cane, but slowly grew weaker. ODB finally tossed the cane away, picked ODB up, and hit a running powerslam onto the fallen cage wall. ODB rolled off Victoria. Sandman walked over and nudged Victoria with his foot.
“She’s out!” Sandman announced.
Lilian: <in the ring, speaking to the crowd> Here is your winner, and still Revolutionary Champion, ODB!
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Gail Kim walked in through the back doors. She was on crutches, and she had a heavy plastic bracer on her midsection. She looked in pain every time she took a hop.
Krystal: …Gail Kim? What are you doing here? You’re supposed to be in the hospital!
Gail: They said I could go. Where’s Beth? Did I miss the match? What happened to the other titles?
Krystal: Roxxi and ODB both just retained. Beth’s match is right up next.
Krystal helped Gail hobble down the halls, and got to the back room where the cage was set up. Victoria, Traci, Angelina, Velvet, and Jacqueline were gone, leaving the faces there.
Beth: Gail!
Elvira: …you’re supposed to be off healing!
Gail: Relax, I’m not gonna wrestle, but you didn’t really think I’d miss this, did you?
Elvira: Could have just ordered the show, you know.
Gail: You just want my money!
Elvira: <smirk> What money, the money I pay you?
Gail: Never mind that!
Beth: Come on, you can keep Sharmell from killing Cole out there.
Beth helped Gail hobble away.
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The cell began to lower onto the cage. Once it was in place, stagehands came from the back with thick cables hooked to metal clamps, and attached one to each corner of the cell.
Cole: Need help sitting down? <gets up>
Gail: Please.
Cole and Beth help Gail into her seat.
Electrified Cell Match for the WWR World Championship
Awesome Kong vs. Beth Phoenix
Kong slammed the cell door shut and climbed into the ring. The lights flickered for a second and a brief electric whine pierced the air as the current was activated.
Beth and Kong got into a grapple, and shoved each other away. Beth smiled and raised her hands to the sides, spinning once to motion to the entire cage. Kong charged. Beth stopped her with a kick to the gut, bending her over. Beth knocked Kong vertical with an European uppercut, grabbed her by the neck with both hands, and rushed her across the ring. Beth pressed Kong against the ropes and whipped her across the ring. Kong bounced off, charged for a lariat which Beth ducked under, bounced off the ropes, and ran into a double axe handle blow. Kong staggered but stayed on her feet. Beth paused, ran back to the ropes, bounced off, and ran into a hard right from Kong. Beth was knocked back, but stayed standing.
Beth and Kong locked eyes, and got into another grapple. Beth broke it and got Kong in a wrist lock. Beth dragged Kong to the corner and went to whip her to the opposite corner, but Kong held her ground. Kong reversed it and slammed Beth into the nearby corner. Kong went for a quick lariat, but Beth ducked under, jumped behind Kong, and hit an elbow to her back. Beth grabbed Kong’s head and tried to slam it against the corner, but Kong stopped herself with one hand and elbowed Beth away. Beth stumbled back. Kong charged, and Beth grabbed her by grabbing her neck for a chokeslam. Kong grabbed Beth’s neck, and the two stood in place, trying to overpower each other. Kong eventually punched Beth in the gut with her free hand, breaking Beth’s grip, then hit the chokeslam. Kong immediately jumped and hit a splash on Beth, and covered for two.
Kong grabbed Beth, ran her to the ropes, and through her through them to the floor. Kong climbed to the outside, yanked Beth up, and tossed her to the wall. Beth got her hands up to the wall to stop herself, the lights flickered, and Beth screamed and fell back against the ring. Kong grabbed Beth by the back of the head and slammed her into the cage. The lights flickered, and Beth hit the floor.
Kong walked over to the steel steps, kicked aside the top half, and threw the bottom half into the ring. Beth reached under the ring and grabbed a steel chair. Kong noticed, grabbed Beth, and threw her back first into the cage wall. The lights flickered and Beth fell against the side of the ring, leaning against it and dropping the chair. Kong rolled Beth into the ring, then grabbed the chair and climbed inside. Kong waited for Beth to get up. Beth slowly got to her feet, and Kong chaired for a chair shot. Beth ducked under it while grabbing Kong’s neck, stood up, and hit Kong with a chokeslam. Beth covered, and Kong threw Beth away at one. Beth grabbed the bottom step and got to her feet. Kong got up, and Beth charged and slammed the step into Kong’s head. Kong was knocked through the ropes and fell to the ground.
Beth tossed the steps aside and climbed out of the ring. Kong was on her hands and knees. Beth reached under the ring and pulled out a sledgehammer. Kong got to her feet, and Beth jabbed the hammer into her gut. Kong bent over in pain. Beth dropped the hammer, grabbed Kong by the hair, ran, and slammed her head into the cage wall. The lights flickered, and Kong was knocked to a vertical base, wobbling. Beth hit a high elbow to Kong and ran her into the wall again, pressing her against it. The lights flickered rapidly, then went out entirely, the electric squeal cutting out with them. A few seconds passed, and the lights came back on. Kong was flat on her back on the ground, blood flowing from a gash on her forehead. Beth grabbed Kong and rolled her into the ring. Beth stepped onto the ring apron and climbed to the top turnbuckle. Kong slowly got to her feet, and Beth jumped off and hit her with a missile dropkick. Kong fell flat on her back, and Beth covered for two.
Beth grabbed Kong’s legs and flipped Kong over into a cloverleaf. After 30 seconds of this Kong managed to flip back over and kick Beth away. Beth tripped over the steel step and fell on her back. Beth and Kong got to their feet. Beth charged, and Kong dropped her with a spinning backfist. Kong covered for a one count. Kong got up, picked Beth up, and got her into an accordion rack. Beth slid out of it right away, landing behind Kong, and hit Kong with an elbow to the back. Kong stumbled forward. Beth ran forward, grabbed Kong, and hit her with a pendulum backbreaker. Beth got up, grabbed Kong, and put her in a front facelock. Beth smiled and nodded to the crowd, pointed at the ropes, then hit Kong with a slingshot suplex off the top rope. Beth covered and got two.
Beth pulled Kong up and set her up for a powerbomb. Kong countered with a back body drop. Kong turned around and pulled Beth up, and Beth shoved her away. Beth and Kong exchanged strikes. Kong got in one last one, then whipped Beth across the ring. Beth bounced off the ropes, ducked under Kong’s lariat, bounced off the ropes, and was grabbed by the neck with both hands by Kong. Kong dragged Beth over to the steel step and yanked her onto it. Beth broke Kong’s grip with a kick to the face, knocking her away. Beth got off the step and advanced, but Kong suddenly charged and dropped Beth with a lariat. Kong quickly yanked Beth back up and hit her with an implant buster onto the step. Kong rolled Beth off the step and covered for two.
Kong picked Beth up and put her in an accordion rack. Beth screamed throughout. Kong eventually simply dropped Beth and grabbed the fallen chair. Beth slowly got to her feet, and Kong cracked her over the head with the chair. Beth fell flat on her back. Kong covered and got two and a half. Kong grabbed Beth, yanked her up, and picked her up for an Awesome Bomb. Beth flipped out, landed on her feet, and Kong sent her over the top rope and to the floor with a lariat. Kong climbed out, grabbed Beth, and ran her to the cage wall. Beth got her foot up, stopping herself. Beth pushed off, driving Kong’s back into the edge of the ring. Kong tried to shove Beth again, and this time Kong spun out of the way. Kong charged into the wall, the lights flickered, and Kong was knocked back against the ring.
Beth rolled Kong back into the ring, grabbed the fallen sledgehammer, and climbed into the ring. Kong got to her feet. Beth made an overhand swing with the hammer, and Kong grabbed the handle to block it. Kong ripped the hammer from Beth’s hands and swung, and Beth grabbed the handle. They struggled to tear the hammer from each other’s hands. Finally, Beth shoved the hammer aside, spinning Kong around, picked Kong up, and hit a sidewalk slam. Beth covered and got two. Beth pulled Kong up and went to whip her to the corner. Kong reversed it and sent Beth to the corner, charged, and hit a splash. Beth stumbled away. Kong grabbed her and got her up for an Awesome Bomb. Beth flipped out of it. Kong went for a lariat, which Beth ducked under. Beth grabbed Kong’s arm, kicked her in the gut, and whipped her across the ring. Beth bounced off the ropes, came back, and Beth picked her up in a quick gorilla press and dropped her onto the steel step.
Beth stumbled over to the fallen chair and picked it up. Kong was face down on the step. Beth raised the chair high and slammed it down across Kong’s head. Kong spasmed in place. Beth raised the chair again and slammed it down two more times. Kong twitched and jerked, her head now hanging over the edge of the step. Beth positioned the chair on the back of Kong’s head, balancing it there. Beth looked down at Kong, breathing heavity, looked at the audience, and dragged her thumb across her throat. Beth picked up the sledgehammer and stood over Kong. She slowly raised the hammer, breathed harder, and finally brought it down onto the chair. Beth tossed the hammer away, rolled Kong off the step, and got the three count.
Lilian: Here is your winner, and new WWR World Champion, Beth Phoenix, the Glamazon!
Gail strained and got to her feet, and hobbled to the cell door. The stagehands came out and disconnected the clamps, and the ref opened the door. Lilian brought the belt to the door, the ref grabbed it, and handed it to Beth. Beth showed off the belt to the crowd for a few minutes.
Beth climbed out of the ring and walked through the cell door. Suddenly, Gail raised a crutch and swung it like a baseball bat, cracking Beth and knocking her on her back. Gail tossed her other crutch aside and tore off her plastic brace. A small stack of papers fell out from them. Gail picked them up and showed them to the audience, revealing that they were the Key to the Mint contract. Gail shoved them into the ref’s chest and pointed at Beth, saying she wanted her title shot here and now. The ref pleaded with Gail for a second, then said something to Lilian.
Lilian: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is for the WWR World Championship!
WWR World Championship Match
Beth Phoenix vs. Gail Kim
Gail grabbed Beth, rolled her into the ring, and slid in herself. Gail covered, and Beth kicked out at two. Gail slid her hands through her hair in disbelief. Beth tried to get up, but couldn’t. Gail covered and again got two. Gail screamed, got up, and yanked Beth up with her. Gail picked Beth up, slinging her over her shoulder, stepped onto the steel step, and hit Beth with an Air Raid Crash onto it. Gail covered and got the three count.
Lilian: Here is your winner, and new WWR World Champion, Gail Kim!
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Quick Recap for the Lazy
Christy Hemme defeated MsChif and Traci Brooks in a Triple Threat Match
- Christy pinned MsChif and Traci after hitting them simultaneously with a guillotine leg drop.
Velvet Sky defeated Portia Perez in a No Disqualification Match
- Velvet pinned Portia after Angelina Love hit Portia with a Lights Out.
- During the match, Angelina Love interfered on Velvet’s behalf.
Daizee Haze defeated Angelina Love and Velvet Sky in a Handicap Match
- Daizee pinned Angelina after a double Mind Trip to Angelina and Velvet.
Roxxi Laveaux defeated Melina in a Sadistic Tables Match to retain the WWR North American Championship
- Roxxi put Melina through a glass covered table with a Voodoo Slam to win.
ODB defeated Victoria in a Spider’s Den Deathmatch to retain the WWR Revolutionary Championship
- ODB pinned Victoria after a running powerslam onto the fallen cage wall.
- During the match, one of the walls of the cage broke off and fell to the ground after ODB speared Victoria onto it.
Beth Phoenix defeated Awesome Kong in an Electrified Cell Match to win the WWR World Championship
- Beth pinned Kong after repeated chair shots and a sledgehammer shot to Kong’s head as she laid across the steel steps.
Gail Kim defeated Beth Phoenix to win the WWR World Championship
- Gail pinned Beth after an Air Raid Crash onto the steel steps.
- This match was the result of Gail using her Key to the Mint contract on Beth.
