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bm: ODB and Victoria Vs Melina and Roxxi, 4 big names who I know quite a bit about, a good long match which flowed nicely and built up fueds...

wm: none, all the matches were pretty entertaining and good :)

bp: The opening promo was good, I don't know much about them but it was quite long and had a good reason...(ill asume they were in character lol).

wp: none, they were all decent lengths and made good sense and really added to the show...

AF: Good show, I am still learning about all the women wrestlers lol so sorry about that haha. The matches were good, I enjoyed them all and the arm wrestling match was a good fued build up. I will check this out more often :)

CP: Check out TNE if you want lol, I have posted a huge PPV and I need more people to notice me :(
 

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The Revolition
The night where everything changes.

The flagship pay-per-view will kick off as Christy Hemme, Gail Kim, Jacqueline, Rain, Salinas, and Traci Brooks compete in the first ever Key to the Mint Match!
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In case you've forgotten, four keys will be hung inside the second cage, tied to a plastic bar so they don't fall through the mesh during the match. Down below, in the middle of the ring, will be a chest, which only one of those keys will open. Inside the chest will be a contract for a championship match, against any championship, to be used at any time. Six competitors will start off inside the second cage and will fight to get those keys. After ten minutes, the trap doors will open, and the competitors will be able to climb down into the ring and try to open the chest. The first competitor to open the chest and grab the contract will be declared the winner!

After being outsmarted and manipulated last week by Daizee Haze and Portia Perez, Angelina Love and Velvet Sky of The Beautiful People will be looking to exact revenge in their tag team match. Will Daizee and Portia again prove that 'dumb blondes' is not just a stereotype, or will Angelina and Velvet unleash a cunning plan of their own?

The North American Championship will be defended as the Voodoo Queen Roxxi Laveaux takes on the leader of The Beautiful People, Melina. Perhaps more importantly, the pride of SHIMMER is on the line. Will Melina manage to bump off Roxxi, win the title, and prove that SHIMMER is for second-class superstars, or will she be forced to drop to her knees before the Voodoo Queen?

The Revolutionary Championship is on the line as Victoria and ODB square off in a Last Woman Standing match. We've seen that they can match each other in power, but who will be proven to have more endurance? And what role will ODB's mystery special guest referee play?

Following her severe beatdown last week, Beth Phoenix is out for revenge as she challenges Awesome Kong for the World Championship. Will Beth be just another victim of the Awesome Bomb, or will the Glamazon become one of the few to pevail against her power? And will Gail Kim continue to help Beth following her coming in as backup last week?
 

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Nice Preview and Poster! I'll definitely check out your PPV and see who will win in the Key to the Mint Match!
 

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Cole: Welcome, one and all, to The Revolution!
Sharmell: The night where everything changes! After tonight, you’ll see what women’s wrestling is supposed to be!
Cole: Tonight we’ve got Roxxi Laveaux defending the North American Championship against Melina, we’ve got a grudge match as Daizee Haze and Portia Perez take on Angelina Love and Velvet Sky, Victoria will be defending the Revolutionary Championship against ODB, with stipulations and a special guest referee who we will be seeing later, and Awesome Kong will be defending the World Championship against Beth Phoenix.
Sharmell: That’s right. But coming up right now is the first ever Key to the Mint Match!
Cole: That’s right! We see the cage structure there. The only way to win is to grab the right key, climb down, open that chest, and retrieve the championship contract. We’re not wasting any time, the cage is being lowered right now!

Key to the Mint Match
Christy Hemme vs. Gail Kim vs. Jacqueline vs. Rain vs. Salinas vs. Traci Brooks​

Gail Kim and Traci Brooks dove for their closest keys and grabbed them without any trouble. The other two keys were fought over by Christy and Rain, and Salinas and Jacqueline. Gail and Traci walked up to each other, raised their keys, and sort of shrugged indifferently. They chose to simply watch the other four fight.

Salinas was higher up the cage wall, so Jacqueline hammered her in the back to knock her off. Jacqueline climbed to equal height, and Salinas elbowed her hard in the face. Jacqueline stumbled and lost her footing, only on the cage by her hands. Salinas climbed the final length, grabbed the key, and cracked Jacqueline with the plastic bar it was tied to. Jacqueline hit the cage floor.

Rain grabbed Christy by the hips and tried to yank her off the cage wall. Christy kicked Rain away, hastily climbed up, and grabbed the key. Rain got up, grabbed Christy’s foot, and yanked her off the wall. Christy hit the cage floor flat on her stomach. Rain quickly snatched the key and turned to run. Christy grabbed Rain’s ankles and yanked them back, pulling her onto her stomach. She jumped on Rain’s back and put her in a Camel Clutch. Traci took this opportunity to grab the key from Rain’s hand. Christy cursed, jumped up, and speared Traci into the cage wall. Christy grabbed both keys. As she stood back up, Rain kicked her hard in the back and hit her with a Rain Drop, her Falling Reverse DDT, right on the cage floor. Rain grabbed both keys.

Jacqueline had the key. Salinas hit her up against the cage wall with forearms, and went to Irish whip her. Jacqueline reversed it and cracked her with the plastic bar. Salinas stumbled back. Jacqueline went for a second one, which Salinas ducked under and responded with a knee to the gut. Salinas Irish whipped Jacqueline against the cage wall. Jacqueline stumbled forwards. Salinas charged and used the cage wall to hit Jacqueline with a tornado DDT.

Rain and Gail had gotten into a brawl. Rain kicked Gail in the gut, and went for a Fisherman’s driver. Gail flipped out of it. Rain spun around, grabbed Gail, and tried for a double knee backbreaker. Gail stayed on her feet, and ran backwards to drive Rain into the cage wall. Rain dropped both her keys. Christy quickly ran and grabbed both of them, but was hit with a running big boot from Traci, slamming her hard into the wall and busting her open. Traci grabbed both keys. Rain hit Gail with a forearm, shoved her away, and hit Traci with a swinging neckbreaker. Traci dropped both keys, but before Rain could grab them, she was hit in the back with a running dropkick, driving her into the cage wall.

Gail grabbed both keys as Traci got to her feet. Gail looked at the three keys she now held, shrugged, and tossed Traci one. Gail said something to the effect of “We can kill each other when we get to the chest.” Traci smiled, nodded, and cracked Gail with the bar of her key. She grabbed all three.

Salinas and Jacqueline still fought over the same key. They got into a grapple, which quickly broke apart as Jacqueline grabbed for the key. Another quick grapple and another break. A quick counter-to-counter motion by both of them and Jacqueline ended up behind Salinas. Jacqueline hit Salinas with a release German suplex. Salinas, still holding the key, got to her feet. Jacqueline charged, dropped Salinas with a Thesz press, and began hitting her with forearms. Jacqueline grabbed the key, and Traci charged with a lariat. Jacqueline ducked under it, Traci spun around, and Jacqueline hit her with a Superkick. All three of Traci’s keys went flying. Christy, blood flowing down her face, appeared to advance on Jacqueline, but to Jacqueline’s surprise Christy walked right by her. Christy grabbed the bar of a key, seemingly as a weapon rather than actually wanting the key. She yanked Traci up by the neck and cracked her hard in the forehead with it. Traci fell into a heap.

Salinas and Gail dove for the two free keys and grabbed one each. They looked at each other, and at Christy and Jacqueline, then all four looked at Rain, who was just getting to her feet. Rain glared at all of them, not sure of what to do. She took a chance and charged for Jacqueline, who tripped her headfirst into the cage wall with a drop toe hold. Jacqueline flowed into a single leg Boston crab, as Gail, Salinas, and Christy just watched.

Ten minutes was up, and the trap doors opened.

Gail, Salinas, Christy, and Jacqueline ran to the separate trap doors and hastily climbed down. They ran for the large, fixed chest in the middle of the ring, about two feet high. Christy got their first, jumped off it, and took Salinas down with a flying forearm. Christy pinned Salinas down with a choke, and cracked her with the key bar. Being busted open seemed to have triggered something in Christy.

Jacqueline dove for the chest to try her key. Gail yanked her up, feigned a kick, and hit an enzuigiri. Gail sprung to her feet, Jacqueline quickly got up, and Gail sent her away with a hurricanrana. Gail went to try her key, but was cracked in the head with the key bar by Christy. Christy rolled Gail out of the way and tried her key. It didn’t work. Christy tossed it away and tried the key she took from Salinas. It didn’t work either. Christy tossed it away in frustration. She inadvertently tossed it right to Jacqueline. Jacqueline walked up to Christy and cracked her with the bar. She stood over Christy, stomped on her once, and dropped the key on her.

The two remaining keys were lying on the mat. Jacqueline grabbed the nearest one and went to try it, but Gail grabbed her ankle and yanked her away. Jacqueline spun around and Gail got to her feet. The two exchanged strikes. Gail Irish whipped Jacqueline across the ring, forcing Jacqueline to jump over the chest in the process. Jacqueline bounced off the ropes, jumped over the chest again, and Gail hit her with a dropkick in mid air. Gail got up, and suddenly Salinas grabbed her and hit a chokehold STO, dropping her right on the chest. Salinas rolled Gail away and tried the key. It didn’t work.

The one remaining key was lying in the corner, between the ropes and the cage wall. Salinas ran for it, jumping through the ropes. She grabbed it, spun around, and Christy charged, hitting a running dropkick through the ropes and hitting Salinas into the cage wall. Christy jumped through the ropes, in some kind of rage from the blood. She grabbed Salinas by the back of the head and slammed her first into the cage wall, then into the steel ring post. Christy tossed Salinas through the ropes and into the ring. She jumped to the top turnbuckle and hit her split-legged guillotine leg drop.

Christy got up, and Traci was there, charging with another big boot. It took Christy in the head, and she flipped over the top rope and collapsed on the mesh. Traci climbed through the ropes and grabbed the key. Rain had climbed half way down the cage wall. She waited for a second, then dropped. She grabbed Traci as she fell and hit a huge double knee backbreaker. She grabbed the key and climbed back into the ring. Jacqueline was just starting to get up, and Rain charged and slammed her down with a lariat.

Rain bent down to try the key, but was yanked away by Gail. The two faced each other, realizing that everyone else was laid out. The two got into a grapple. Gail broke it by twisting Rain’s arm, getting her into a wristlock. Rain countered, reversing the twist and flowing into a hammerlock. Gail ran for the corner, ran up the turnbuckle, and flipped out of the hammerlock to land behind Rain. Gail grabbed Rain and Irish whipped her into the opposite turnbuckle, Rain having to jump over the chest. Gail charged, jumped off the chest, and went for a running dropkick. Rain rolled out of the way and Gail kicked the turnbuckle. Gail began to get up. Rain sprung to her feet and charged for a spear. Gail strafed to the side, and Rain took the ring post to her shoulder.

Rain, still holding the key, slowly pulled herself out of the ropes. She turned around, and Gail jumped for a double knee gutbuster. Rain held onto the ropes, keeping upright. Gail let go, dropped to her feet, and Rain got both her feet up to kick Gail away. Rain jumped to the second turnbuckle. Gail got up and charged, knocking Rain’s feet out. Rain hit the mat headfirst, and Gail grabbed the key.

Gail got to the chest and crouched down. Rain ran and hit her with a running kick to the head, knocking her and the key away. Rain ran and grabbed the key, ran for the chest, and was tripped by Gail. Gail got to her feet, ran for Rain, and jumped high for a knee drop. Rain rolled out of the way, and Gail screamed as she hit only the mat. Rain shoved Gail away and quickly tried to use the key. Gail quickly jumped up and hit a standing dropkick on Rain. Rain’s head hit the chest and Gail fell flat on her back.

Gail got up, grabbed Rain, and yanked her onto her back. Gail grabbed Rain and flipped her over into a Cloverleaf. The key was in reach. Gail adjusted a bit so she could hold the cloverleaf well enough with one arm, grabbed the key, and opened the chest. With Rain screaming in pain throughout, Gail reached in and grabbed the contract.


Lilian: Here is your winner, Gail Kim!

Gail released Rain and stood up, holding the contract high. Rain stayed down, holding her legs in pain.

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Elvira, Daizee Haze, Portia Perez, Roxxi Laveaux, Melina, Angelina Love, and Velvet Sky are all in Elvira’s office.

Elvira: Huh, Christy went insane… hey! The camera is on us now! Look, it’s like some kind of temporal vortex! <waves her hand and her hand waves on the dozen Elvira’s repeating on the screen> It’s like I divided by zero! Ha!
Daizee: …you realize we’re confined to three hours, right?
Elvira: Oh fine, fine. You two, you two; your match is next, so get out there.

Daizee, Portia, Angelina, and Velvet leave.

Elvira: As for you two, since run-ins are hilarious on the show but I don’t want them here, you’ll be staying here.
Melina: But I need to warm up!
Elvira: Fine. Security will escort you down there and make sure you don’t leave.
Melina: Oh come on!

Security takes Melina away.

Elvira: Now, what to do with you in the meantime…
Roxxi: …
Elvira: I know! Dance Dance Revolution! Oh, you’ll love this game so much!


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Cole: The Voodoo Queen on DDR, that’s gotta be a sight to see. Well ladies and gentlemen, after Daizee and Portia outsmarted The Beautiful People last week, this match is definitely going to be one for the record books.
Sharmell: That’s right. The Beautiful People were, ahem, ‘powned’ last week, and I can’t wait to watch it happen again.

Lilian: The following is a tag team match, scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, representing the Barbie Crushers, at a combined weight of 238 pounds, Daizee Haze and Portia Perez!

Cole: ‘Barbie Crushers’?
Sharmell: That was Roxxi Laveaux’s name for the Voodoo Drop back in SHIMMER. I think in this scenario it’s quite appropriate.

Lilian: And their opponents, representing the Beautiful People, and at an undisclosed weight, Angelina Love and Velvet Sky!

Tag Team Match
Angelina Love and Velvet Sky vs. Daizee Haze and Portia Perez​

Portia and Angelina locked into a grapple. Portia shoved Angelina away. Angelina rolled through and landed seated against the ropes. Portia smiled at her. Angelina ran and tagged in Velvet. Velvet climbed into the ring and ran for Portia. Portia strafed to the side and connected with a quick spinning kick to the gut. Velvet leaned forward, holding her gut. Portia grabbed Velvet’s hand, spun to twist Velvet’s arm, and Velvet was yanked into a front flip to land seated. Portia flowed through into a hammerlock, yanked Velvet into a standing position with it, and pulled her back into a roll up. Velvet kicked out at two. Both girls got to their feet. Portia grabbed Velvet’s ankles, yanked them up to make Velvet fall on her back, and Portia rolled her up again. Another kickout at two.

Portia grabbed Velvet’s arm and spun twice, forcing Velvet again to flip into a seated position. Portia connected with a kick to Velvet’s face, knocking her on her back. Portia ran and tagged in Daizee. Daizee jumped into the ring as Velvet sat back up, and connected with a dropkick to the back of her head. Daizee sprung up, ran forward, and connected with another low dropkick to Velvet’s face. Daizee covered for two. Daizee grabbed Velvet, twisted her arm, and dragged her over to tag Portia. Portia grabbed Velvet’s head and jumped off the ring, snapping Velvet’s neck across the top rope.

Portia slid into the ring and grabbed Velvet’s ankle as she tried to make it to Angelina. Portia jumped on Velvet and put her in a Camel Clutch. Angelina jumped into the ring and kicked Portia’s head, breaking it up. The ref began to yell at Angelina. Daizee quickly jumped into the ring and ran for Angelina. Angelina jumped out of the ring, backing away on the floor. Daizee, not stopping, leapt to the top turnbuckle and jumped off with a diving crossbody, taking Angelina down. Daizee pinned Angelina down and repeatedly hit her with forearms.

With the ref busy yelling at Daizee and Angelina, Velvet pulled Portia up and put her in an octopus hold, repeatedly biting her arm. Finally Daizee and Angelina returned to their corners and the ref focused on the match, immediately yelling at Velvet to stop biting. Velvet maintained the hold. Portia suddenly managed to stand upright and fall back, effectively slamming Velvet on her back. Portia crawled to tag Daizee, but Velvet grabbed her ankle and yanked her back. Velvet pulled Portia up, and Portia hit her with a jawbreaker. Velvet stumbled back, and Portia connected with a superkick. Velvet hit the mat hard, and Portia collapsed. Both girls made it to their corners to tag in Daizee and Angelina.

Daizee and Angelina charged for each other. Angelina ducked under Daizee’s lariat, spun around, and hit Daizee with a leg-feed enzuigiri. Daizee stumbled back, and Angelina grabbed her to snapmare her. Daizee countered by turning it into a Daizeecanrana, launching Angelina across the ring. Daizee ran to Angelina and hit her with a jawbreaker, then flowed into a Daizee Cutter. Daizee covered, and Velvet jumped in to break it up. Daizee jumped up and hit Velvet with a Yakuza kick, knocking her over the top rope to the ground. Daizee leapt to the top rope, but Angelina grabbed her ankles and yanked them back. Daizee took the turnbuckle to her gut before falling onto her back.

Daizee got up at a 5 count, and pulled Angelina up. Angelina put thumbs to Daizee’s eyes, grabbed Daizee, and hit her with a shoulder jawbreaker. Daizee fell flat on her back, and Angelina covered for two. Angelina yanked Daizee up and went to Irish whip her. Daizee reversed it and launched Angelina to a neutral turnbuckle. Daizee charged for a running elbow, which Angelina strafed out of the way of. Angelina grabbed Daizee, snapmared her, and hit a kick to her back. Angelina forced Daizee to her back, covered, and Daizee got her foot on the rope. Angelina screamed at the ref before grabbing Daizee’s arm and going for a springboard arm drag. Daizee managed to stay on her feet. She grabbed Angelina’s arm and Irish whipped her into the ropes. Angelina bounced off and ran into a standing dropkick. Daizee covered for two.

Daizee stumbled over and tagged Portia. Portia jumped into the ring and ran to the opposite ropes. Angelina got to her feet just in time to run into a spinning wheel kick from Portia. Portia covered for two. Portia grabbed Angelina’s arm and spun twice to twist it. She jumped and stomped twice, yanking Angelina’s arm down. Portia yanked Angelina close and hit a knee to her gut, then spun again to force Angelina into a flip. This time Angelina managed to land on her feet. Portia yanked Angelina back into a roll up, which Angelina kicked out of at two.

Portia quickly grabbed Angelina’s arm again and yanked her down into an armbar. Angelina screamed. Velvet jumped into the ring to break it up, but this time Daizee met her, connecting a kick to the gut and flowing into a Mind Trip. The ref yelled for them to get out of the ring, missing the fact that Angelina was tapping repeatedly. Daizee noticed and jumped out of the ring, yelling at the ref to look. Angelina managed to loosen Portia’s grip enough for Portia to break the armbar herself, and yanked Angelina back with a roll up. Angelina managed to roll through, pinning Portia. Angelina grabbed the ropes behind her as the ref made the three count.


Lilian: Here are your winners, Velvet Sky and Angelina Love!

Sharmell: She was tapping! She was holding the ropes! What the hell!!
Cole: Calm down, we all saw it!
Sharmell: All except the damn ref!
Cole: I know! I don’t like this either! But if the ref doesn’t see it, it doesn’t count.

Angelina helped Velvet back up the ramp, walking backwards and taunting Daizee and Portia.

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Elvira: <drops her 360 control and wipes the sweat from her forehead> …I didn’t realize Halo 3 was part of voodoo practice.
Roxxi: <smirk>
Elvira: …your match is next, go.
Roxxi: <walks out>

ODB walks in.

ODB: You wanted to see me?
Elvira: Yes. Where’s this guest referee? Who is he?? I need to know these things!
ODB: Relaaax! Trust me, you’ll love this guy! He’s a friend of mine, after all!
Elvira: That’s my primary concern.
ODB: OOOOHHH! Nice shot! That deserves one of these! <tosses a flask to Elvira> <points at the screen> I better not see you drinking and driving on that! <walks out>
Elvira: <yells> Hey! Tell security to watch The Beautiful People and The Barbie Crushers, I don’t want any interference in this match!
ODB: ‘Kay!
Elvira: …a friend of ODB… <drinks>


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Sharmell: Wow, I really want to know who this guest referee is, she’s been stringing us on for two weeks!
Cole: Well we’ll find out soon enough, because that match is coming up after this one. But right now, we’ve got the first championship match of the night.
Sharmell: That’s right. I’ve been looking forward to this since day 1. I want to see Roxxi DESTROY Melina! I haven’t forgotten the ‘SHIMMER nobodies’ comment!
Cole: I don’t think anybody has.

Lilian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the WWR North American Championship! Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, at an undisclosed weight and representing The Beautiful People, Melina! And her opponent, from Congo Square in New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 160 pounds and representing the Barbie Crushers, she is the current North American Champion, the Voodoo Queen, Roxxi Laveaux!

North American Championship Match
Melina vs. Roxxi Laveaux​

Roxxi smiled at Melina, rubbing her hands together. Melina breathed hard, charged, and ran into a big boot. Roxxi smiled, circling Melina. She grabbed Melina, pulled her up, and Irish whipped her across the ring. Melina bounced off the ropes and ran into a hard lariat. Roxxi covered and got a one count. Melina quickly rolled out of the ring and stood on the outside, holding the back of her head. The ref started counting, and Roxxi smiled at Melina some more.

Melina slid back into the ring and circled Roxxi, keeping her distance. Roxxi advanced and got Melina into a grapple. Melina shoved Roxxi away and began hitting her with strikes, pushing her against the ropes. Melina Irish whipped Roxxi, and Roxxi reversed it, yanking Melina into a lariat. Melina ducked under it, got behind Roxxi, and hit her with a quick Inverted DDT. Melina covered for a one count. Melina grabbed Roxxi and put her in a Camel Clutch. Roxxi managed to get to the ropes, and Melina let go at the 4 count.

Melina yanked Roxxi up and Irish whipped her into the turnbuckle. She charged for a double knee strike, and Roxxi strafed out of the way. Melina hit the turnbuckle and fell on her back. Roxxi stumbled away as Melina got to her feet. Melina charged, and Roxxi hit an exploder suplex. Roxxi got up, grabbed Melina by the hair, ran her to the turnbuckle and slammed her head against it. Roxxi then pushed Melina into the turnbuckle and hit a hard chop to her chest, making Melina scream out and stumble away, holding her chest. Roxxi grabbed Melina, spun her around, and hit a hard uppercut to knock her into the corner. Roxxi backed up and charged for a hip attack, which Melina dove out of the way of. Melina ran to the ropes, bounced off, and hit Roxxi with a spinning facebuster. Melina covered for two.

Melina grabbed Roxxi and applied a read naked choke. She backed up to the turnbuckles and slowly climbed up them, yanking Roxxi off her feet with the hold for a few seconds. Melina dropped Roxxi, let her stumble away, then leapt off for a diving seated senton. Melina landed on top of Roxxi, so she flowed quickly into another Camel Clutch. After a minute Roxxi managed to stand up, Melina now hanging off her, and run back to slam Melina into the corner. Melina let go and Roxxi tried to get away, but Melina quickly grabbed her and dropped into the splits to hit a rear mat slam. Melina covered for two and a half, and screamed at the ref. Melina got up, grabbed Roxxi by the hair, and hit a hard curb stomp. Another cover, this time only for two. Melina again yelled at the ref, and the ref yelled back about the hair pulling.

Melina grabbed Roxxi, yanked her up, and went to Irish whip her. Roxxi reversed it and sent Melina to the ropes, Melina bounced off, and Roxxi hit her with a spinning spinebuster.

Both girls got to their feet at 6. Roxxi kicked Melina in the gut and got her up for a Voodoo Slam. Melina dropped behind Roxxi and hit her with a snapmare. Roxxi managed to land on her feet, and hit Melina with a Daizee Cutter. Roxxi briefly turned to the camera and smiled, apparently at Daizee, before covering Melina. She got a two count. Roxxi pulled Melina up, and Melina hit her with a thumb to the eyes. The ref yelled at her, and Roxxi suddenly spit a mouthful of Asian mist into her face. Now the ref yelled at her, then simply yelled at both of them.

(Roxxi got the mist capsule while the camera focused on Melina after the Daizee Cutter, for you critical readers)

Roxxi advanced on Melina, grabbed her, and hit a few punches. She spun for the discus forearm, which Melina ducked under. Melina kneed Roxxi hard in the back, bending her backwards. Melina got her leg up for the inverted leg drop bulldog, but Roxxi managed to get upright, making Melina hit only the mat. Roxxi ran for the far ropes, bounced off, and hit a low big boot on Melina. Roxxi covered for two and a half.

Roxxi grabbed Melina, Irish whipped her into the corner, and hit a running hip strike. Roxxi ran to the far ropes, bounced off, and went for a big boot. Melina ducked under it and hit Roxxi with a kneeling hangman’s neckbreaker. Melina covered, got two, and screamed in frustration and disbelief. Melina slowly got up and pulled Roxxi up. Roxxi hit her with a chop, then picked her up, carried her to the middle of the ring, and hit a fallaway slam. Roxxi got up, turned, and faced Melina, beckoning her to come. Melina breathed hard in anger, dragged herself to her feet, and approached with a punch. Roxxi simply grabbed Melina’s arm, got her up, and hit a Voodoo Drop. Cover and three.


Lilian: Here is your winner, and still WWR North American Champion, the Voodoo Queen, Roxxi Laveaux!

Sharmell: YES!! That’s what I’m talking about!!
Cole: Sit down, the cord on these headsets isn’t that long.
Sharmell: Let’s see that voodoo mist again! That’ll teach Melina to try to cheat!
Cole: Melina risked disqualification there, no doubt. So did Roxxi, but hey, fight fire with fire, that’s probably why the ref didn’t bother.
Sharmell: WHAT’S SHIMMER NOW, MELINA?!
Cole: Impartiality is dead. Well nevertheless, Roxxi Laveaux is still the North American Champion!

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Krystal: I’m here with our first Key to the Mint winner, Gail Kim. So, Gail, you won!
Gail: That’s right, I did. And after the last match, now we know I won’t be using the contract on the North American Championship. But anyway, have you seen Beth Phoenix?
Krystal: She’s probably in the locker room. Why, do you still want to help her win? Hasn’t she made herself clear enough?
Gail: If I’m not the number one contender, then at the very least I want to make sure that the title is taken away from Awesome Kong. Besides, after what happened last week, I think she’ll be more inclined to listen to me.


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Traci Brooks is sitting on the bench in the locker room, holding the back of her neck.

JB: JB, Jeremy Borash, here with Traci Brooks. Traci, what are your thoughts on-

Christy Hemme: You BITCH!!

Christy, blood still dripping down her face, charged in and kicked Traci off the bench with a boot to the head. Christy grabbed Traci, yanked her up, and slammed her head first into the lockers. She spun Traci around, pressed her against the lockers, and connected with a hard punch to the gut. Christy threw Traci to the ground and stomped on her once for good measure.

Christy looked at JB for a second, then walked out.


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Sharmell: Wow, the sight of her own blood turns Christy Hemme feral, or something.
Cole: We’ll try to keep you up to date on that, but right now is the moment we’ve been waiting for, the Last Woman Standing Match between ODB and Victoria, with a special guest referee.
Sharmell: With all this hype, ODB better have brought in somebody good.

Lilian: The following is a Last Woman Standing Match for the WWR Revolutionary Championship! Introducing first, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing 130 pounds, ODB! And her opponent, from San Bernardino, California, weighing 155 pounds, she is the current Revolutionary Champion, Victoria!

ODB took the mic from Lilian once she was done announcing Victoria.

ODB: Alright, ladies and gentlemen, gimme an OOOOOHHHH!!
Crowd <more or less in unison> OOOHHH!!
Cole: <snicker>
ODB: That’s what I like to hear! Well everyone, before I start to kick this bitch’s ass, let me introduce you all to the toughest, baddest SOB I know! You know him, you love him, now stand up and shout for the one, the only, THE SANDMAN!

The unmistakable entrance of Sandman began to play.

Cole: Ooohhh my!
Sharmell: Hell yeah!

ODB looked around and eventually managed to finger Sandman at one of the entrances. Sandman wore a rather uncharacteristic referee shirt, Singapore cane in one hand and beer in the other. He snapped the beer open, poured some down his throat, and repeatedly smashed the can against his head.

ODB: OOOOHHH!!
Victoria: <hands on hips>

Sandman entered the ring, smirked at ODB, and mocked her “OOOHHH” motion.

ODB: Yeah, yeah, send one this way.

Sandman pulled two beers from his pockets and tossed one to ODB. ODB and Sandman got on separate turnbuckles, snapped open the beers, poured them down their throats and smashed the cans against their heads.

Cole: Is this the best thing to do before a Last Woman Standing match?

Finally, ODB and Sandman got back into the ring.

Sandman: <raises his hand to start the match, then stops> Oh to hell with this. <rips his sleeves off and tosses them to the crowd> Okay, NOW. <signals>

WWR Revolutionary Championship Match
Last Woman Standing

ODB vs. Victoria​

ODB and Victoria charged towards each other, got in a grapple, and shoved each other away. They again charged and grappled. Victoria broke it and took ODB up for a scoop slam. ODB slid behind Victoria, lifted her up, and slammed her down across her knee for a backbreaker. ODB quickly grabbed Victoria, lifted her up, and hit her with a scoop slam. ODB jumped over Victoria, ran and bounced off the ropes, and went for an elbow drop. Victoria rolled out of the way and ODB elbowed the mat.

Victoria pulled ODB up, and ODB quickly shoved her away. Victoria gave a small laugh, and connected with a superkick. ODB hit the mat hard, and Sandman moved to start counting. Victoria shoved him aside and yanked ODB up by her hair. She ran ODB to the turnbuckle and smashed her face into it, then Irish whipped her by her hair to the opposite turnbuckle. She charged and connected with a high elbow. ODB stumbled away. Victoria kicked her in the gut and brought her up for a Widow’s Peak. ODB dropped down behind Victoria, ran to the ropes, and charged back to hit a spear on Victoria.

Sandman counted 1, but ODB raised a hand to stop him. She grabbed his Singapore cane and advanced on Victoria. She tapped the mat twice with it, then held it like a baseball bat. Victoria got to her feet, and ODB cracked the side of her head with the stick, breaking it and sending Victoria to the mat. Sandman laughed, and started counting. Victoria got up at 5. ODB advanced and hammered her with chops, backing her into the corner. She grabbed Victoria’s arm and twisted it, putting her in a wrist lock. Victoria spun out to counter it, twisted ODB’s arm, and put her in a hammerlock. Victoria shoved ODB against the ropes, then Irish whipped her across the ring. ODB bounced off the ropes and ran into a swinging side slam from Victoria. Victoria jumped to her feet, jumped to the outside edge of the ring, and hit ODB with a slingshot somersault leg drop.

Sandman counted, and ODB got up at 5. Victoria grabbed ODB’s arm and spun to twist it. ODB grabbed Victoria’s throat with her free hand, then connected with a chop to it. She grabbed Victoria’s throat again and ran her into the corner. Victoria let go of ODB’s arm on the impact, and ODB choked her against the turnbuckle. ODB yanked Victoria away from the turnbuckle by her neck and slammed the back of her head into it, then tossed her to the mat. ODB climbed to the top turnbuckle and gave an OOOHHH. Victoria got to her feet, and ODB connected with a missile dropkick.

Victoria got up at 4 and stumbled to the ropes. ODB charged for a spear, and Victoria quickly got out of the way, sending ODB through the ropes to the ground. Victoria wiped her face off and climbed down to the ground, where ODB suddenly jabbed her in the ribs with a steel chair from under the ring. Victoria staggered back, and ODB went to crack her head. Victoria strafed to the side and kneed ODB in the gut. Victoria grabbed ODB by the hair, bent her back against the ring, and slammed her face against the announce table. Victoria grabbed the chair, waited for ODB to get to her knees, then cracked her in the face with it, sending her to her back. Sandman counted 7 before ODB got to her feet, though she immediately collapsed against the announce table. Victoria screamed at Sandman, accusing him of counting slow for her.

Sandman: Girl, do you REALLY want to fight me on this? <smirk>
Victoria: I’ll kick your ass right here right now!

Sandman laughed, and motioned for Victoria to come into the ring. Victoria began to climb in, but ODB grabbed her and yanked her back out. She grabbed the chair from Victoria’s hand and slammed her in the back with it. Victoria folded against the edge of the ring, and ODB hit her again. Victoria collapsed, and ODB threw the chair aside. Sandman counted 1, but ODB interrupted him. She grabbed Victoria by the head and sat down on the edge of the ring. She proceeded with the Dirty Dozen, smashing Victoria’s face against the edge of the ring twelve times before leaping off to hit Victoria with a facebuster onto the steel chair.

Sandman counted, and Victoria got up at 9. ODB shook her head in disbelief, and advanced on Victoria with a chop. Victoria quickly grabbed ODB’s hand and yanked her into a hammerlock, before quickly dropping down with a rear mat slam onto the chair. Victoria used the ring to pull herself up, and picked up ODB. She ran to the guardrail and dropped ODB on it with a snake eyes. ODB collapsed onto her back. Victoria climbed onto the guardrail and leapt off, hitting ODB with a moonsault. Sandman began to count, but Victoria realized ODB would get up in time. Victoria yanked ODB up and hit her with a Widow’s Peak.

Sandman began to count, and Victoria walked to the ring, reaching under to find something. She pulled out a Singapore cane and showed it to Sandman, smiling. Sandman shook his head and smirked. ODB got to her feet, and Victoria advanced with the Singapore cane. Victoria swung, and ODB ducked under it. ODB grabbed the Singapore cane and yanked it from Victoria’s hand. She prepared to hit Victoria with it, but Victoria connected with a superkick. ODB hit the ground. Victoria grabbed the kendo stuck, put it under ODB’s chin, and flipped forward into a modified bridging reverse chinlock, with the Singapore cane across ODB’s throat. Victoria held it for a full minute before letting go.

Sandman counted, and ODB got up at 9. Victoria screamed in frustration and tossed the Singapore cane aside. She walked to the ring and reached under it, eventually pulling out a two-by-four wrapped in barbed wire. She turned, and ODB suddenly struck her with a spear. Sandman counted, and both girls got up at 7. They exchanged weak rights, staggering each other briefly with each one. Victoria got the better of ODB and pushed her to the announce table. She grabbed ODB and Irish whipped her to the side of the ring. Victoria slowly advanced, and ODB suddenly grabbed her. She lifted Victoria up, and slammed her right through the announce table with a running powerslam.

ODB crawled back into the ring as Sandman made the count. The count made it to 10, and Victoria didn’t move.


Lilian: Here is your winner, and new WWR Revolutionary Champion, ODB!!

ODB dropped to her knees, grabbed her flask, and drank.

Cole: That was one of the most brutal matches I’ve ever seen!
Victoria: SHUT UP!

Victoria slowly pulled herself up and climbed into the ring. ODB turned to face her, title belt in hand. Victoria approached, about to say something, when Sandman suddenly hit her with a White Russian Legsweep. Sandman got up, grabbed ODB’s flask, and poured the remainder on Victoria’s head, to the crowd’s delight.

Sharmell: Haha!
Cole: This is not proper referee behavior!
Sharmell: That’s what’s so great about it! This is probably what every ref secretly wants to do!
Cole: I should hope not! Sandman is not the EveryRef! Anyway, ODB is our new Revolutionary Champion!

Sandman mocked ODB’s OOOHHH motion and beckoned her to do it. ODB gave a weak OOOHHH, and Sandman laughed and raised her hand in victory.

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Gail Kim, Krystal along with the mic, wandered the halls looking for Beth Phoenix. After a minute, she found Beth. Beth stopped and stared at Gail.

Gail: …
Beth: …just stay out of the ring tonight. <walks off>
Gail: …what’s it gonna take?
Krystal: <shrugs>

Gail and Krystal noticed Salinas, Roxxi Laveaux, Daizee Haze, and Portia Perez standing on the other end of the room, facing away. Gail walked up to them just as ODB and Sandman came through the door in front of them. ODB and Sandman stopped and stared at everyone. Salinas, Roxxi, Daizee, and Portia began to clap, and Gail quickly followed. Sandman grinned, stepped out to join the group, and clapped.

ODB: …OOOHHH!


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Cole: A standing ovation for our new Revolutionary Champion, ODB. One she certainly deserves.
Sharmell: That’s for damn sure. And those stagehands can rebuild tables quickly too.
Cole: I’ll be sure to run it by those girls to clap for them too.
Sharmell: Well, it’s main event time!
Cole: That’s right! The WWR World Championship is on the line now, Beth Phoenix taking on Awesome Kong!
Sharmell: I can’t believe Beth keeps refusing Gail Kim’s help. If you ask me, she’s about to walk into a huge defeat that Gail could have helped her avoid.
Cole: I disagree. Gail Kim needed to help to beat Kong, and if you ask me, Beth is much more likely to bump Kong off than Gail.
Sharmell: Well we’ll just see then, won’t we?!
Cole: Yes we will!

Lilian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the WWR World Championship! Introducing first, from Buffalo, New York, weighing 150 pounds, Beth Phoenix, the Glamazon! And her opponent, accompanied by Raisha Saeed, from Japan, weighing 272 pounds, she is the current WWR World Champion, Awesome Kong!

World Championship Match
Awesome Kong vs. Beth Phoenix​

Beth and Kong met in the center of the ring. Kong shoved Beth away. Beth smirked, nodded, fixed a displaced hair, and shoved Kong away. Kong ran for Beth and locked her in a grapple, then shoved her away. Beth came back, grabbed Kong’s hands, pushed her wrists back for a second, then shoved her away. Beth charged, and Kong hit her with a hard right. Beth stumbled backwards. Kong charged, and Beth connected with a right of her own. Kong stood in place. Beth knocked Kong back with more rights, then tried to Irish whip her, but Kong remained planted. Kong Irish whipped Beth into the corner and charged for a splash. Beth dove out of the way, spun around, and ran to hit Kong with a high elbow. Beth continued to hammer Kong with strikes until the ref pulled her away.

Beth backed up a couple of steps, then charged again. Kong hit her with a Samoan drop, and covered for one. Beth sprung to her feet, grabbed Kong, and yanked her up. Beth tried to smash Kong’s face into the turnbuckle, but Kong held on to the ropes. Beth pulled Kong back and tried again, and Kong grabbed the ropes. Beth let go of Kong and simply clubbed her in the back of the head. Kong knocked Beth back with an elbow. Kong charged for a lariat, and Beth ducked under it. Beth spun around and connected with another club to the back of the head. Beth grabbed Kong and tried to Irish whip her, but Kong remained in place. Beth tried again, and Kong reversed it, sending her to the ropes. Beth charged and hit a flying elbow, staggering Kong. Beth ran back to the ropes and went for another, but Kong simply thrust herself forward, knocking Beth to the mat.

Kong reached down and grabbed Beth, and grabbed her by the throat with both hands. Beth grabbed at Kong’s wrists for a second, then thrust out and grabbed Kong by the throat. They pushed each other back and forth. Kong reached down suddenly and picked Beth up in a gorilla press, and threw her across the ring. Beth bounced and rolled out of the ring, hitting the floor. Beth got to her feet, grabbed the ropes, and pulled herself onto the skirt. Raisha came up behind her and grabbed her ankle, trying to pull her down. Beth looked down and kicked Raisha hard in the face, knocking her down. Beth turned back to the ring, and Kong grabbed her by the throat with both hands. Beth clawed at Kong’s hands, then grabbed her head and jumped off the apron, snapping Kong’s throat against the top rope.

Beth slid into the ring and charged, only to run into a spinning backfist from Kong. Kong ran backwards to bounce off the ropes, then charged for a big splash. Beth rolled out of the way. Beth got up and ran to kick Kong’s head, but Kong grabbed her foot and threw it back. Kong got up onto both knees, and Beth advanced, grabbing her by the throat with both hands. Kong knocked Beth away with a punch to the gut, and got to her feet. Beth charged, and Kong dropped her with a spinebuster. Kong covered for two. Kong got up, pulled Beth up, and Irish whipped her across the ring. Beth bounced off and ran into a huge clothesline, spinning her in the air before she hit the mat. Kong walked over to her and hit her with a splash. She covered for two.

Kong got up, yanked Beth up, and hit her with an Awesome Bomb. Kong covered, and Beth got a shoulder up at the last moment. Raisha screamed in protest, and Kong breathed hard in rage. Kong got up and climbed the turnbuckles. She leapt off to go for an Amazing Press. Beth rolled out of the way and Kong hit the mat hard. Beth crawled to the ropes and pulled herself up on them. Kong slowly got to her feet. Beth charged and hit her with a double axe handle blow to the chest. Kong staggered back. Beth went to Irish whip Kong, and Kong reversed it. Beth wrapped her arms around the top rope to stop herself. Kong charged, and Beth got her feet up, connecting with Kong’s face. Kong stumbled back to the center of the ring, and charged again. Beth advanced, and dropped Kong with a side slam. Beth crawled away, and got to her feet. She walked behind Kong, who had just sat up. Beth grabbed Kong’s hands and pulled them back, while pushing on her back with a knee. “COME ON!!” Beth screamed, Kong showing visible pain. Finally Beth just let go, and got to her feet. Kong slowly got up, and Beth laboriously hit her with a scoop slam.

Beth stumbled to the ropes, wiping the sweat from her face. Suddenly, Raisha jumped onto the ring apron and put Kong in a rear naked choke. The ref didn’t notice in time, as Beth quickly snapmared Raisha into the ring and hit a hard punch to the back of her head. Raisha hit the mat, unconscious. Beth grabbed her, yanked her up, and slammed her down with a Fisherman’s suplex. Beth got up, turned to Kong, and was hit with a hard lariat. Kong, foaming at the mouth in fury, grabbed Beth and hit her with an Awesome Bomb. Kong covered and got the three count.


Lilian: Here is your winner, and still WWR World Champion, Awesome Kong!

Kong picked Beth up in a gorilla press and threw her in front of the announce table. She then helped Raisha up and began to walk to the back.

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Gail Kim defeated Christy Hemme, Jacqueline, Rain, Salinas, and Traci Brooks in a Key to the Mint Match
- Gail unlocked the chest and grabbed the contract to win.

The Beautiful People (Angelina Love and Velvet Sky) defeated The Barbie Crushers (Daizee Haze and Portia Perez)
- Angelina pinned Portia with a roll up, while grabbing the ropes.

Roxxi Laveaux defeated Melina to retain the WWR North American Championship.
- Roxxi pinned Melina after a Voodoo Drop.

ODB defeated Victoria in a Last Woman Standing Match (w/ Sandman as special guest referee) to win the WWR Revolutionary Championship.
- Victoria failed to answer a 10 count after ODB hit her with a running powerslam through the announce table.

Awesome Kong defeated Beth Phoenix to retain the WWE World Championship.
- Kong pinned Beth after an Awesome Bomb.
- Raisha Saeed interfered on Kong’s behalf.
 

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Key to the Mint Match: This match could have been the main event. It had a good length and it was my favorite match.

Angelina Love and Velvet Sky vs. Daizee Haze and Portia Perez: I didn't expect Daizee and Portia to lose this match.

North American Championship Match: Good back and forth from these two. Overall good match.

WWR Revolutionary Championship Match: This was the first Revolutionary title match that I really liked. Sandman was a good choice to have as ref.

World Championship Match: I'd have to say that this was my least favorite match of the show, but it was still good.

This has to be your best show yet. Awesome PPV. 9/10
 

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Best Match: Definitely the Key to the Mint Match and also the Last Woman Standing Match

Worst Match: n/a all were nicely done

Best Promo: All of Elvira's promo! lol... I truly loved her character.

Worst Promo: Gail and Beth Phoenix

Additional Feedbacks: What a great show, now we are going to see Gail Kim and Awesome Kong for the title. The Sandman is such a lucky bastard! Looks like he's having some great time with the girls :shifty:. This is definitely a great PPV and the Key to the Mint Match might be a match of the month contender. Great work!
 

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Krystal is walking alongside Gail Kim in the back hallways.

Krystal: So Gail, now that the North American and Revolutionary titles are held by girls who you respect, it just leaves the World Championship and Awesome Kong. Will you be using that contract tonight?
Gail: I think so, yes. <opens the door to a lounge room, and Beth Phoenix is sitting on the couch there, leafing through Gail’s Key to the Mint contract>
Gail: …
Beth: <calmly flips the contract to the front cover and tosses it beside her> Still want to help me take down Kong?
Gail: …I don’t think Elvira will give you another title shot.
Beth: I’ll take care of that tonight. But now, I’m willing to accept your help, but first you have to do something for me.
Gail: …in order to have the privilege of helping you, I first need to do something for you?
Beth: <stands and picks up the contract> It’s something I could easily do myself, but I want you to do it, so I know we’re on the same page. Once I know that, I’ll take your advice. <hands the contract over>
Gail: …what do you have in mind?
Beth: <pushes Krystal out of the room and closes the door>


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Cole: Tonight on WWR we have the fallout of last Sunday’s pay per view, The Revolution. Daizee Haze and Portia Perez have unsettled business with Angelina Love and Velvet Sky following their cheating to win. We have a grudge match between Christy Hemme and Traci Brooks, stemming from their brutal encounter in the Key to the Mint cage structure and in the locker room afterwards. Awesome Kong will call out any challenger. But right now, it’s time for ODB’s public address, following her beating Victoria in that absolutely vicious Last Woman Standing Match.

ODB’s music began to play, and she made her way down to the ring, belt around her waist.

ODB: Well now, look at THIS, boys! <does a hip thrust and points at the belt> Looks like this baby found its way to mommy! And mommy’s gonna take goooood care of baby! <takes her flask and drinks> Yep! Nobody is taking you from me!

Victoria’s music began to play, and Victoria made her way down to the ring with a Singapore cane in her hand.

Victoria: Yeah, right, that’s cute. You know what else is cute? You bringing your alcoholic boyfriend in to referee your match! Everyone could hear him counting slow for you and fast for me. That may be how you do things back in TNA but that’s not what we do here!
ODB: What, so you want a rematch, with Charles Robinson this time? You like his silky smooth skin and fair hair? You got it! But you know what else we don’t do around here, especially for THIS baby here? <pats belt> We don’t complain about not having it, we step the hell up and take it!
Victoria: You know, you’re right.

Victoria swings the cane and takes ODB in the head, snapping the cane and knocking ODB out. Victoria stood over ODB and tossed the cane stump onto her, then walked to the back.


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JB and Christy Hemme are in the weight room. Christy is bench pressing.

JB: JB, Jeremy Borash, here with… apparently the star of a new workout video, Christy Hemme. Christy, I realize it’s probably not fun to bleed a little, but… I mean come on, what are you doing?
Christy: What am I doing?! <sets the weight on the stand and sits up, revealing a bandage on her forehead> I was being a fair competitor in that cage, I wasn’t going to take it too far like most people, and then that she-beast, that BITCH Traci Brooks comes and smashes me against the wall?! Five stitches, Jeremy. I woke up the next day and didn’t even remember what happened, I had to order a repeat and watch the damn match! Traci took it too damn far, and I’m not letting it go! I’ll show her to settle down and play fair by giving her a taste of her own medicine!!
JB: Um… couldn’t you just play Guitar Hero and move on?
Christy: <crabs JB by his shirt and yanks him close> If I pick up one of those guitars today it’ll be to smash it against Traci’s skull!! <shoves JB away and walks out>


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Cole: Wow, Christy Hemme really has gone off the deep end. You of course remember the Key to the Mint Match at The Revolution, where Christy was busted open against the steel cage wall by Traci Brooks. I’m sure it wasn’t intentional, but Christy seems to have taken it personally.
Sharmell: And I for one and glad to see this new fire in Christy Hemme. This is the wrestling business, not Guitar Hero.

One Fall Match
Christy Hemme vs. Traci Brooks​

“Come on! I’m right here, bring it the hell on!” Christy yelled, beckoning with both hands.

Traci ran forward and locked in a grapple. Christy broke it by starting the spin for an arm twist. She brought Traci’s arm high and dropped down to her knees, really jerking Traci into the full arm twist. Traci screamed, and Christy applied the armbar. After a moment of this, Christy yanked Traci up by the arm and flowed into a reverse DDT. Christy quickly mounted Traci and began choking her with both hands. The ref had to pull Christy off at 4. The moment the ref let go Christy jumped on Traci and again began strangling her. The ref yanked her off again, and yelled that the next time she tried that she’d be disqualified. Christy suckerpunched the ref, knocking him out cold.

Christy turned back to Traci and charged, and Traci hit her with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors takedown. Traci and Christy jumped to their feet, Christy charged, and Traci leveled her with a hard lariat. Traci crawled away from Christy, still coughing and clutching her neck with one hand. Traci went back to Christy and put her in a single leg Boston crab. Christy gritted her teeth in pain. Christy flipped over and kicked Traci away. Christy jumped up, and Traci charged for a running big boot. Christy grabbed the top rope and leapt over it, making Traci kick the top turnbuckle. Christy hit Traci with a split-legged sunset flip. She held for the cover, but the ref was still unconscious.

Christy grabbed Traci’s head and pulled her up, and Traci shoved her into the turnbuckle. Traci quickly hit a spear, knocking Christy’s midsection through the turnbuckles. Traci made sure the ref was still out, and hit Christy with a hard punch to the face. Christy fell out of the turnbuckles and crumpled to the mat. Traci yanked Christy up, ran her to the opposite turnbuckle, and slammed her face into it. She then Irish whipped Christy back to the opposite turnbuckle. Traci ran for a big boot, knocking Christy over the top and out of the ring.

Traci climbed to the outside apron and leapt off for a crossbody. Christy stopped her with a hard kick to the gut in mid air. Traci hit the ground, and Christy proceeded to viciously stomp on Traci over and over. It was a good 20 stomps before Christy stopped. She grabbed Traci and yanked her up to camera view, showing that Traci’s forehead had been busted open in two places. Christy grabbed Traci by the hair and slammed her face into the steel ringpost. Traci fell flat on her back, and Christy let out a loud, angry scream.

Christy looked at the ref, who was still unconscious. Christy walked over to Lilian and harshly took her mic. “Get another ref out here!!” She yelled, and threw the mic back in Lilian’s lap. Christy walked back to Traci, dragged her up, and rolled her into the ring. Christy got in the ring just as a new ref came down. Christy bent down to cover Traci, but Traci connected with an elbow to the gut. Traci got up and weakly went for a gutwrench suplex. Christy landed on her feet and spun around to deck Traci with a lariat. Christy pulled Traci up, Irish whipped her across the ring, and connected with a high elbow to the forehead on the bounce back.

Christy climbed to the outside apron and went to climb the top rope. Suddenly, MsChif jumped over the guardrail, ran to the ring, and knocked Christy’s legs out. Christy took the turnbuckle between the legs. The ref realized what happened and called for the bell.


Lilian: The winner of this match as a result of disqualification, Christy Hemme!

MsChif slid into the ring, leapt up to the second rope, and hit Christy with an Obliterator. MsChif jumped up and screamed at the camera.

Cole: Is that… that’s SHIMMER’s MsChif! What’s she doing out here?!
Sharmell: Costing Christy the match, that’s what!
Cole: I’m getting word that MsChif was recently signed by WWR, but she wasn’t scheduled to be here tonight. What does she want?

Traci began to stir. MsChif grabbed her, screamed, and hit her with a Desecrator.

Cole: Oh come on!
Sharmell: She’s here to make a statement, Cole, and that statement was received loud and clear.

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Roxxi Laveaux, Daizee Haze, and Portia Perez walk down the hall to Elvira’s office. Roxxi has the North American Championship over her shoulder, and Portia has a large, half eaten pickle in her hand. The door is closed, and Roxxi opens it.

Melina, Angelina Love, and Velvet Sky are leaning against the back wall. Sandman, sitting at Elvira’s desk, stood up, revealing a SECURITY shirt. Elvira was standing in front of a full body mirror, her nose pressed against it.

Elvira: Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary…
Roxxi: …you’re doing it wrong. The lights have to be off and you need candles.
Daizee: Why do you know that?
Roxxi: <innocent smile>
Elvira: Bah, summoning vengeful spirits should be easier. <turns her attention to the Barbie Crushers> Anyway, come in, we’ve got something to discuss. By the way, meet our new head of security, Sandman.
Sandman: <drinks>
Elvira: Nice. So, Roxxi, here’s the situation. Your best friend in the whole wide world, Melina, wants another shot at your North American championship.
Portia: Yeah, I bet she’d like that.
Angelina: You want some?!
Sandman: <raises his cane as a barrier between the girls, though still drinking and not actually looking at anybody>
Elvira: There’s a locker room full of girls who’d be happy to have a shot at it, so it’s not really fair to give Melina another shot just like that. But on the other hand, since all of you are apparently in some kind of threesome now, it seems to me that you two <points at Daizee and Portia> losing to you two <points at Angelina and Velvet> pretty much evens the score. So here’s what I’m thinking: in the next match right here tonight, one of you faces one of you. The winner gets to decide if Melina gets another title shot. They’ve agreed already, so Roxxi, sound good?
Roxxi: <smiles and rubs her hands together>
Elvira: I assume that’s Roxxish for ‘yes’. Now, both sides, pick a girl.

After some discussion, Daizee and Angelina stepped forward.

Elvira: Alright, you two, get down there. Roxxi, Portia, you two stay here, time for Halo 3. Sandman, escort Melina and Velvet to the lounge or something, I don’t want any screwing with this match.
Sandman: Got it. <kills off the last of the beer, hits it against his head once, and tosses it in the garbage> Come on, girls, come with Sandman.

Melina and Velvet, more or less repulsed by Sandman, follow him out.


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Cole: I dunno about you, but I certainly feel much safer with Sandman as head of security.
Sharmell: I don’t. He’s probably undressing all of us with his eyes!
Cole: No, he’s doing that with his beer.
Sharmell: <glare>
Cole: Ehehe…

One Fall Match
Angelina Love vs. Daizee Haze​

Daizee charged for Angelina. Angelina raised her foot for a big boot, and Daizee quickly stopped cold. Angelina began to lower her foot, and Daizee sent her to the ropes with a Yakuza kick. Daizee advanced, and Angelina knocked her back with a chop. Angelina knocked Daizee to the other end of the ring with punches, then Irish whipped her across the ring. Daizee ducked under Angelina’s clothesline, bounced off the opposite ropes, and hit Angelina with a Daizeecanrana. Angelina rolled through and crashed standing into the corner. Daizee charged and hit a running hip attack, ran to the ropes as Angelina stumbled away, and bounced off to hit a Yakuza kick.

Daizee smiled at the camera and imitated Roxxi’s voodoo gyrations, then went for a cover and got a two count. Daizee pulled Angelina up and got a thumb to the eyes. The ref yelled at Angelina. Angelina grabbed Daizee’s arm and ran to hit a springboard arm drag. Angelina quickly got up, pulled Daizee up, and hit her with a snapmare. Angelina ran to the ropes and bounced off to hit a low dropkick to Daizee’s face. Angelina covered for a two count. Angelina pulled Daizee up, and Daizee locked in a grapple. Angelina shoved Daizee away and hit an enzuigiri. Angelina covered for two.

Angelina leapt to the top turnbuckle. Daizee got to her feet, and Angelina went for a crossbody. Daizee jumped out of the way and Angelina hit the mat. Daizee quickly ran to the back ropes and bounced off to hit a low dropkick to Angelina’s face. Daizee pulled Angelina up and put her in the sleeper hold. Angelina ran back and hit Daizee into the corner, breaking free. Daizee stumbled forward, and Angelina ran to the ropes and bounced off to try for a bicycle kick. Daizee stood up to avoid it and hit a roundhouse to the back of Angelina’s knees, tripping her. Daizee rolled Angelina up and got a two count.

Daizee quickly grabbed Angelina’s legs and flipped her into a Boston crab. Angelina managed to get to the nearby ropes, and Daizee broke the hold. Daizee walked away from Angelina, waving to the audience, then charged. Angelina jumped forward, grabbed Daizee’s head, and hit a shoulder jawbreaker. Daizee kept going in the air and almost rolled out of the ring. Angelina covered, and Daizee got an arm on the ropes. Angelina screamed and stomped hard on Daizee’s arm. Angelina pulled Daizee up and went for another snapmare. Daizee landed on her feet and pushed Angelina back against the ropes. Angelina shoved Daizee away. Daizee hit the opposite ropes and held on to them. Angelina charged for a lariat, and Daizee ducked under it. Angelina spun around and Daizee hit her first with a jawbreaker, then a sitout facebuster.

Daizee pulled Angelina up, and Angelina quickly locked in a grapple. Daizee tried something, Angelina moved to counter, and the two just spun around each other, trying to come out on top. Daizee wound up with her back to Angelina, and quickly hit a Daizee Cutter. Daizee covered for three.


Lilian: Here is your winner, Daizee Haze!

Daizee got up and signaled for the mic.

Daizee: So, I guess this is where I say that Melina doesn’t get another title shot, right? Actually, I’ve got a better idea! Since I’m such a nice, sweet girl who all of you love <the crowd cheers> I say that yes, Melina WILL get another shot! But since I’m giving you sluts what you want, the new deal is that since I won, WE get to choose the stipulation for that match!

Cole: …did Elvira agree to that? That was never established!
Sharmell: Sounds fair to me.
Cole: We’ll see what she has to say about that, but at least it looks like Roxxi Laveaux against Melina for the North American Championship is official.

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Krystal and Christy Hemme are in the weight room. Christy is on the rowing machine.

Krystal: <yelling over the machine> I’m here with Christy Hemme! Christy! CHRISTY! What are your thoughts… WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON MSCHIF COMING OUT AND ATTACKING YOU?!
Christy: <stops rowing> What do I think? What do I think?! I don’t think anything about shit like this anymore, Krystal. I just barely get through dealing with one psychotic bitch and already I get beat down for no reason by another?! Everybody in the wrestling industry is fucked up, Krystal. Everyone. There’s not a single person here who won’t stab you in the back as soon as look at you, and I’m sick to hell of it! I can only imagine how screwed up in the head the people who watch this are! <looks into camera> That’s right, you make me sick! If I saw you crossing the street I WOULDN’T BRAKE! <turns back to Krystal> So I challenged MsChif to a no-disqualification match tonight, it’s up next, and I’ll do to her what I already did to Traci Brooks. I’m gonna beat some humanity back into that bitch so MAYBE she can look in the mirror and MAYBE see a decent rational human-fucking-being! <gets up and storms out>
Krystal: …wow…


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Cole: <shakes head> Wow. It’s like she’s-
Sharmell: You make a PMS joke and I’ll kill you.
Cole: …I was gonna say ‘lost her mind’! If you equate that to-
Sharmell: Don’t!
Cole: …well anyway, I don’t think Christy realizes what she’s getting herself into. MsChif is a five time NWA women’s champion and a former SHIMMER champion. All due respect to Christy Hemme, but for MsChif this is a warm up.

No Disqualification Match
Christy Hemme vs. MsChif​

Christy and MsChif circled. MsChif stopped and screamed at Christy. Christy just sneered. “What? What was that?” She asked, cupping an ear with her hand. MsChif screamed again, and this time Christy hit a standing dropkick to MsChif’s jaw. MsChif spun around and landed on her hands and knees. Christy jumped up, grabbed MsChif by the hair, and ran her head into the top turnbuckle. Christy spun MsChif around and began strangling her against the turnbuckle. Once MsChif started getting faint Christy let go, kissed her fingers as if to blow MsChif a kiss, and gave her a hard backhand slap. MsChif bent back against the turnbuckle before falling flat on her stomach. Christy stepped over MsChif and put her in a Camel Clutch.

MsChif slowly managed to stand up, and jumped back to hit Christy against the turnbuckles. Christy grabbed MsChif and dropped to hit a rear mat slam. Christy covered for two. Christy grabbed MsChif and simply tossed her to the center of the ring. MsChif got to her hands and knees, and Christy grabbed her. Christy yanked MsChif up and hit a reverse DDT. Christy got up, raised her leg high, and hit a split legged leg drop. She held for the pin and got a two count. Christy pulled MsChif up and went to Irish whip her. MsChif reversed it and sent Christy to the ropes. Christy bounced back, and MsChif hit a drop toe hold. MsChif quickly sprung up, ran to the ropes, and hit a springboard moonsault. She fell flat on her back and Christy didn’t move.

MsChif eventually crawled to the ropes and pulled herself up, as Christy got to her feet. Christy locked in a grapple, which MsChif broke with a thumb to the eyes, then a mouthful of green mist. MsChif advanced and hit Christy with a rolling cutter, and covered for two. MsChif got up, hit a standing moonsault, and covered for two again. MsChif screamed, pulled Christy up, and Irish whipped her into the ropes. Christy bounced off and ran into a spinning backfist, rolling to the ropes. MsChif grabbed Christy, fed her into the ropes, and put her in a Camel Clutch, with the middle rope pressing on Christy’s back. MsChif screamed throughout the hold, but eventually let go. Christy pushed off the ring and fell to the ground.

MsChif paced around the ring for a moment, letting out another scream, then jumped out of the ring. Christy suddenly jabbed her in the gut with a Guitar Hero Gibson X-Plorer. MsChif stumbled back, holding her gut, and Christy used an overhand swing to hit MsChif over the head with the guitar. MsChif fell flat on her back, and Christy mocked her scream. Christy yanked MsChif up, pressed her back against the steel ringpost, and hit her hard in the gut with the guitar. MsChif stumbled away. Christy got behind MsChif, pressed the guitar across her neck, and began choking her with it. MsChif quickly grew faint, and Christy threw the guitar into the audience and rolled MsChif into the ring.

Christy climbed the apron, then the top turnbuckle, and went for her split-legged guillotine leg drop. MsChif rolled out of the way. MsChif slowly got to her feet and stumbled to Christy. She grabbed Christy in an inverted headlock, screamed, and hit a spinning headlock elbow drop. MsChif covered for two, and screamed. MsChif pulled Christy up, Irish whipped her to the ropes, and kicked her in the gut as she came back. Christy stumbled away. MsChif jumped on Christy’s back and hit a Code Green. MsChif covered for three.


Lilian: Here is your winner, MsChif!

Cole: I’ve never seen that kind of intensity from Christy Hemme… well, not before her previous match tonight anyway, but this time it looks like she fell short.
Sharmell: Bah, fine, you were right. But with the way Christy has been acting lately I doubt this is the end of this.
Cole: Let’s hope not, these two superstars look like they have plenty to offer our fans.

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Roxxi, Daizee, and Portia stood side by side in front of Elvira in her office.

Elvira: Have you three lost it? Have you forgotten that I’m in charge of this company? I’ve got Sandman holding the lounge door closed because those three promiscuous plastic princesses want to come in here and scream like when they had their first kids at age 14! I did not say you could choose the stipulations of the North American title match if you chose to accept the challenge! Did you hear me say that? I didn’t hear me say that! You, did you hear me? How about you? I know you don’t talk but you can nod, can’t you?! Nod if you heard me say such a thing! Was there miscommunication? Did I say something that gave you that impression? What should I alter in how I say things?! I NEED TO UNDERSTAND!!
Portia: You’re giving off a real Jim Cornette vibe, you know that?
Elvira: …oh GOD. Sorry, sorry, this Pepsi Max has too much caffeine. <wipes forhead> Now look, I’ll agree to this idea, only because we all saw how Angelina and Velvet cheated to beat you two last week. But I have to ok the stipulations you choose.
Daizee: Sounds good.
Elvira: Okay, good. Now, Roxxi, you need to show me the Bloody Mary ritual.


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Beth Phoenix is sitting in the lounge with Gail Kim.

Gail: So that’s it? That’s all you want me to do?
Beth: Like I said, it’s just so I know we’re on the same page.
Gail: And you’re sure this whole thing will convince Elvira to give you another title shot?
Beth: She’ll say yes to anything that makes her laugh, and she’s insane so I bet this will.
Gail: I could just cash this thing in and become champion myself, you know. What’s in this for me?
Beth: This isn’t even about the title anymore, I just want to take that fat dog out. Not just beat her, I want her gone. I know you want that too, I watched TNA, she almost did that to you. But you know you can’t do that to her without me.
Gail: And you can’t do that without me either.
Beth: <smirk> If you say so. So there you have it, that’s what’s in it for you. And hey, I’ll be extra nice today: once we do that, you can be first in line for my title. Deal?
Gail: Deal.


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Cole: I don’t know what those two are planning, but they’d better do it quick. This is the last match of the night.

One Fall Match
Awesome Kong vs. Jacqueline​

Jacqueline bounced from foot to foot, keeping mobile, while Kong stood on place. Jacqueline ran back to the ropes, bounced off, and hit Kong with a running dropkick. Kong took a single step back. Jacqueline scrambled away, bounced off the ropes again, and hit another running dropkick. This time Kong didn’t move. Jacqueline ran back to the ropes a third time, but Raisha Saeed grabbed her ankle from the outside and tripped her. Jacqueline spun around to yell at Raisha. Kong grabbed Jacqueline’s head and gave her a biel throw across the ring. Jacqueline got to her feet, and Kong slammed her down with a lariat. Kong covered, and Jacqueline got her foot on the ropes.

Kong pulled Jacqueline up. Jacqueline broke Kong’s hold and hit her back with punches, ignoring the ref’s yelling about closed hands. Jacqueline connected with a superkick, but Kong wobbled but stayed standing. Jacqueline ran back to the ropes, charged, and ran into a spinning backfist from Kong. Kong ran for a running splash, and Jacqueline rolled out of the way. Jacqueline got to her feet and ran for the opposite ropes. She bounced off, ducked under Kong’s lariat, bounced off the ropes, and took Kong down with a thesz press. Jacqueline hit several punches to Kong’s head, then covered, and Kong threw Jacqueline off her.

While that was going on, Gail Kim suddenly ran down to the ring, grabbed Raisha from behind, covered her mouth, and dragged her to the back.

Jacqueline ran to the turnbuckle and leapt to the top. Kong got to her feet, and Jacqueline leapt off for a missile dropkick. Kong strafed to the side and Jacqueline hit the mat. Kong grabbed Jacqueline and pulled her up, Jacqueline broke Kong’s grip, ran to the ropes, bounced off, and went for a tornado DDT. Kong stayed on her feet, grabbed Jacqueline, and hit a side slam. Kong covered for two. Kong grabbed Jacqueline, lifted her high in a gorilla press, and slammed her back down. She then jumped and hit a big splash, and covered for two.

Kong pulled Jacqueline up. Jacqueline hit a few weak punches. Kong connected with a hard right, knocking Jacqueline against the ropes. Kong advanced, grabbed Jacqueline with both hands, and hit a Chokebomb. Kong reached down, grabbed Jacqueline, and put her in the Accordion Rack. Jacqueline screamed.

Suddenly, a furious Beth Phoenix appeared on the Titantron, holding a black-eyed Raisha Saeed in a headlock.

Beth: KONG!!

Kong spun around, saw Raisha, and simply dropped Jacqueline behind her.

Beth: I just spent the past five minutes beating the life out of your LAPDOG here, and don’t you worry <forces Raisha to look at her> MORE WILL COME! <turns back to the camera> You know damn well I had you beat at The Revolution until THIS ONE <forces Raisha into the camera> interfered! <pulls Raisha back and raises her free hand, revealing brass knuckles> Well THAT. ENDS. TONIGHT!!

Beth backed up, held Raisha by the neck, and hit a massive punch with the brass knuckles square between Raisha’s eyes. Raisha screamed, fell off screen, and didn’t make a sound.

Beth: I’m challenging YOU, Kong, for the World Championship at the next pay-per-view! And to make sure that your DOG doesn’t get in the way, assuming she WAKES UP by then, it will be an ELECTRIFIED CELL MATCH!!

Jacqueline suddenly rolled Kong up and got the three count.


Lilian: Here is your winner, Jacqueline!

Beth ducked off screen for a second, and came back up with the unconscious Raisha.

Beth: And I suggest you accept, or next time, I WON’T BE SO NICE!!

Beth threw Raisha headfirst into the camera, and the screen went black.

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Quick Recap for the Lazy

Christy Hemme defeated Traci Brooks by disqualification

- Traci was disqualified after MsChif entered the ring and attacked Christy Hemme.
- After the match, MsChif attacked Traci as well.

Daizee Haze defeated Angelina Love
- Daizee pinned Angelina after a Daizee Cutter.

MsChif defeated Christy Hemme in a No Disqualification Match
- MsChif pinned Christy after a Code Green.

Jacqueline defeated Awesome Kong
- Jacqueline pinned Kong with a roll-up.
- Kong was distracted by Beth Phoenix on the Titantron.


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The Electrified Cell Match will simply be a Hell in a Cell match, electrified.

Some of you may be questioning my decision to give Christy Hemme such a push. I know from my pushing her in a previous BtB that some of you consider her untalented. The way I see it, look at her split-legged guillotine leg drop. How many people in the world can pull that move off, and then just get right up like it's nothing? Christy has a lot of unused athletic potential, and if she just trained some more she could be a Sara Del Rey. Plus, she has a really expressive face, and I think if she were given a more serious gimmick she'd really shine. So, basically, that's what i'm doing, and I won't have her do anything she isn't actually capable of in reality. Just like how I started this BtB so people would take women's wrestling more seriously, I'll try to push Christy in a manner that will have people take HER more seriously. :)
 

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BM: Christy vs. MsChif- just a plain and simple good match
WM: N/A- I enjoyed every match
BP: The Beth promo at the end of the show was great.
WP: The second Christy promo- I really think that she should have been in the trainers room, iceing her neck or something like that instead of working out after getting a beatdown from MsChif. The promo itself was fine.
AC: The opening Christy promo was very intense... awesome debut for MsChif... overall another great show from you.
Plug: If you get the chance check out POI Episode 20.
 

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I'd like to point out to everyone that the spoilers of the past shows have been put up, so if you miss a show or want to get into this show without having to read every episode, you can just read the spoilers. Go to Post #1 for more information and the link.
 

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^ Okay cool I might check it out since I am pretty busy :D

(also, i posted a review here uesturday, it was quite a quick one but it isnt on here, musnt have gone through but I will try and do it sometime when I am not so busy lol)
 

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Elvira is in her office, mixing three Bloody Mary cocktails while Sandman watches.

Elvira: <muttering over and over> Serenity now, serenity now, serenity now…
Sandman: <reaches for one>
Elvira: <smacks his hand away> <drinks one completely>

Beth Phoenix and Gail Kim walk in.

Gail: You wanted to see us? Oh, you made us all drinks?
Elvira: <grabs a second one> Have you two lost your minds?! <drinks some of the second> Raisha Saeed is in the ER now with a broken nose, a fractured skull, and a broken orbital bone thing, whatever that is! Now I have to go take some ARABIC LANGUAGE COURSES so I can explain to her parents why the doctors were going to put her in an induced coma for the pain, but then didn’t have to because her body did it NATURALLY!! <kills off the second drink> SERENITY NOW!! What do you two have to say for yourselves?!
Beth: Is that the tomato juice you used? It says it expired in 2007.
Elvira: …that would explain the chunks… don’t change the subject!! <picks up the third anyway> An electrified cell match?! Did you eat some oregano from Daizee Haze’s locker?! I should put you in an inferno match! Let’s see if you can live up to your last name! And you, Gail, you HELP her do this?! I should take away your Key to the Mint contract! SHRED IT AND LINE MY BIRD CAGE WITH IT!!
Beth: I was just showing you that I want another title shot.
Elvira: <kills off the third drink> You want a title shot so bad?! I’m going to… I’m gonna… …well, I can’t think of anything worse than an electrified cell match with Awesome Kong. You’re going into an electrified cell match with Awesome Kong! Three weeks, at Sekhmet’s Gathering. Now GET OUT!!

Beth and Gail turn to leave.

Elvira: Wait!

Beth and Gail turn around.

Elvira: …I’m sorry, that was mean. <hugs them both>
Beth: …
Gail: …


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Cole: Welcome, one and all, to the Women’s Wrestling Revolution! I’m Michael Cole, with Sharmell, at ringside, and Sharmell, it looks like it’s official! An Electrified Cell Match for the World Championship!
Sharmell: ‘Sekhmet’s Gathering’?
Cole: She was the Egyptian goddess of war.
Sharmell: Geek.
Cole: Hey! Anyway, Christy Hemme has a match with MsChif now, but she has a mic; let’s see what she has to say.

Christy: <pacing back and forth> <stops> Well, something I didn’t expect has happened. I actually got supporting comments from you people! Some bad ones too, and of course those people can go to hell, but a lot of you actually see it my way! So I guess I’ll take back my saying that I wouldn’t brake if I saw you crossing the street. I would totally slow down. Not stop completely, because that’s bad for the brakes and you really shouldn’t be jaywalking in the first place, but you’d be able to get out of the way.
Sharmell: Sounds fair.
Cole: <snicker>
Christy: But what I DON’T take back is the fact that this industry is full of conniving, backstabbing, psychotic BITCHES!! They’ll just as soon try to KILL you as LOOK AT YOU, and I’m sick of it! I joined this company for sporting competition, not for kicks against steel fences! And then when I try to settle the score with ONE she-beast, another one comes and takes me out from behind AGAIN! So I’m letting you all know right here, right now, the bullshit ends TONIGHT! I’m making it my mission to take these psychos OUT!! And it all starts right now with SHIMMER’s best nutjob, MsChif! GET THE HELL OUT HERE!!

MsChif’s theme plays, and she makes her way down to the ring with a microphone in hand.

MsChif: …<mocks> Awwww boo hoo! <makes a crying noise, which slowly turns into her signature scream>

Christy lunges at MsChif and punches the microphone into her mouth. The ref quickly calls for the bell.


One Fall Match
Christy Hemme vs. MsChif​

Christy bullrushed MsChif to the ropes and whipped her across the ring. MsChif bounced off and ran into a standing dropkick from Christy. Christy covered and got a one count. Christy quickly yanked MsChif up and got her up for a Hemme Blade, her sitout crucifix powerbomb. MsChif flipped through and landed behind Christy. They spun around to face each other, and Christy sent MsChif across the ring with a hurricanrana. Christy leapt up and put up the horns with both hands, screaming at the audience.

Christy turned back to MsChif, and MsChif was already up and charging. MsChif took Christy down with a spear. MsChif pushed herself up and went to punch Christy. Christy blocked it, grabbed MsChif, and headbutted her nose. MsChif got up and stumbled back. Christy leapt up, grabbed MsChif, and ran her to the corner, slamming her head in the turnbuckle. Christy took a step back and hit MsChif with a hard forearm to the back. MsChif stumbled away from the ropes. Christy grabbed MsChif from behind and hit a reverse DDT. Christy quickly mounted MsChif, hit her with hard punches to the face, then covered and got a two count.

Christy jumped up and climbed to the top turnbuckle. MsChif started getting up. Christy dove off for a crossbody and connected, but MsChif rolled through and covered Christy for a two count. Christy got up, and MsChif charged for a thumb to the eyes. Christy stumbled away, and MsChif hit her with a Russian legsweep. MsChif covered for one. MsChif jumped up. Christy started getting up, but MsChif grabbed her ankles and tripped Christy onto her back, then rolled her over for a Boston Crab. MsChif held it for a few seconds before letting go of Christy, and instead applied an inverted STF.

MsChif eventually let go. She got up, ran to the ropes, and went for a springboard moonsault. Christy rolled out of the ring. She reached in, grabbed MsChif, and pulled her out so her upper back rested on the bottom rope, her head hanging out of the ring. Christy grabbed MsChif’s hair and jumped to a seated position, snapping MsChif off the rope. MsChif screamed and rolled away, clutching her head. Christy climbed back onto the ring and onto the top rope. She blew a kiss to MsChif and went for a guillotine leg drop. MsChif rolled out of the way. MsChif got to her feet and hit Christy with a standing moonsault, and covered for two.

MsChif pulled Christy up, and Christy hit her with a jawbreaker. MsChif stumbled away. Christy spun MsChif around and got her in a grapple, and broke it with a knee to MsChif’s gut. Christy hit MsChif with a chop. MsChif and Christy exchanged chops. Christy finally hit MsChif with a hard backhand across the face. MsChif turned back to Christy, smiled, and knocked Christy away with a spinning backfist. MsChif jumped on Christy’s back for a Code Green. Christy stood up and fell on her back, slamming MsChif against the mat. Christy got up. MsChif pushed herself onto her hands and knees, and Christy hit her with a split legged leg drop across her back. Christy rolled MsChif over and got two.

Christy got up and slid to the outside. She shoved a ringside official off his chair, snapped the chair shut, and slid back into the ring. Immediately the ref began to yell at her. MsChif got up and began to run for Christy. “Look out!” Christy yelled, and shoved the ref away, and got a face full of green mist from MsChif. Christy stumbled back to the corner, and MsChif began to strangle her against the turnbuckle. The ref got to his feet, began to yell at MsChif, and MsChif let go at the 4 count. She grabbed Christy by the arm, pulled her to the center of the ring, and put a leg over Christy’s arm, setting up for the Desecrator.

Traci Brooks suddenly slid into the ring, grabbed the chair, and cracked MsChif with it. MsChif hit the mat, and Christy was left standing. The ref called for the bell. Without hesitating, Traci cracked Christy with the chair, dropping her.


Lilian: The winner of this match, as the result of a disqualification, MsChif!

Traci tossed the chair away and sneered at MsChif and Christy.
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JB, Beth Phoenix, and Gail Kim are in the weight room, Gail spotting Beth as she bench pressed.

JB: JB, Jeremy Borash, here with Gail Kim and… and… Beth Phoenix, sweating rather attractively… <shakes head> ANYWAY, anyway, Beth… how much weight is this?
Beth: <between heavy breaths> 300, but my record is 450.
JB: Holy crap.
Beth: What, you can’t do that?
JB: Maybe if you take the weights of everything I’ve bench pressed in my life it’d add up to 450… so Gail, this is you helping Beth train?
Gail: We’ve been training all week. Beth Phoenix wants to win the World title, I just want Kong to lose it, so this works for both of us. And if Beth comes up short, I’ll cash in my contract then and there and take Kong out myself. One way or another, at Sekhmet’s Gathering, Kong is not leaving as champion… JB, she’s up HERE. <points at Beth’s face>
JB: What, I wasn’t… I wasn’t looking… I was just checking my hair in the… the reflection of the sweat on her voluptuous… you know what, I’ll just go, I’ll just go.
Gail: You do that.


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Elvira is walking down the halls with Roxxi.

Elvira: Ok, I’m talking to just you because Beth Phoenix is giving me stomach ulcers, and out of everyone in your little sixsome going on right now you’re the least aggravating.
Roxxi: The expired tomato juice didn’t have anything to do with that?
Elvira: Details. So look, I need to know what you girls are planning as the stipulation for your match with Melina. Our insurance doesn’t cover inferno matches yet. Apparently they’re ‘dangerous’. I dunno, maybe I’ll have to do the CEO to get the coverage.
Roxxi: <facepalm>
Elvira: Fine, fine, I’ll get Angelina Love to do it. But for now, I need to know what you’re thinking. We’ve already got that damn electrified cell match… <deep breath> …serenity now… <deep breath> …so we can’t hang another cage over the ring.

They turned a corner and found a small crowd of crewmen and fans. Elvira and Roxxi pushed through and found ODB and Victoria brawling. Sandman was sitting aside on an oil drum watching.

Elvira: …security!!
Sandman: Oh fine. Break it up!

Elvira, Roxxi, and Sandman tried to separate ODB and Victoria. Suddenly, Melina jumped out of the crowd and attacked Roxxi, and now they brawled as well. Eventually Elvira and Sandman managed to separate the girls.

Elvira: ALRIGHT! You girls want to kill each other so bad, you got it! It’s you two <points at ODB and Roxxi> against you two <points at Victoria and Melina> in a one-fall backstage brawl! Go!


One-Fall Backstage Brawl Tag Match
ODB and Roxxi vs. Melina and Victoria​

The girls charged. ODB knocked Victoria back with a punch, Melina knocked Roxxi back with a punch, and the two teams were separated.

ODB kicked Victoria in the gut, then knocked her upright with a European uppercut. ODB punched, Victoria blocked, and connected with a high elbow. Victoria advanced and kicked ODB in the chest, knocking her back against Sandman. ODB grabbed Sandman’s Singapore cane and swung for Victoria. Victoria ducked under it and connected with a Superkick. Victoria covered just as two refs finally arrived, and got a one count.

Roxxi and Melina got into a grapple, then pushed away from each other. Roxxi went for a lariat. Melina ducked under, grabbed Roxxi’s arm, and put her in a hammerlock. Roxxi spun around and reversed it, putting Melina in the hammerlock. Roxxi ran Melina for the wall, where a table was leaning, but Melina put a leg up to stop herself. Roxxi pulled Melina back and ran her to the table again. Melina ran up the wall and landed behind Roxxi. Roxxi spun around, and Melina went for a running double knee strike. Roxxi dove out of the way and Melina hit the table. Melina screamed and fell back, and Roxxi covered for two.

Victoria was behind ODB, choking her with a steel rod across the throat. ODB reached up, grabbed Victoria’s head, and hit a sitout jawbreaker. Victoria stumbled back and ODB clutched her throat. ODB grabbed the rod and got up on her knees. Victoria advanced, and ODB jabbed her in the ribs with the rod. Victoria stumbled away, and ODB took her down with a spear. ODB mounted Victoria and hit her with punches, and covered for two. ODB pulled Victoria up, and Victoria knocked her away with an elbow to the gut. Victoria advanced, kicked ODB in the gut, and brought her up into a Gory Special, holding on by ODB’s hair. ODB screamed and hit some elbows behind her, making Victoria break the hold. ODB stumbled away, then turned around and charged. Victoria went for a lariat, which ODB ducked under. ODB grabbed Victoria’s arm and spun to twist it. Victoria did a cartwheel to reverse it, and put ODB in a hammerlock. ODB spun out to reverse it and connected with a standing dropkick. ODB got up, Victoria advanced, and ODB grabbed her and tossed her away with a fallaway slam, sending ODB crashing into a collection of barrels. ODB kipped up and did her OOOHHH.

Roxxi had Melina in her arms. She shooed ODB away, then tossed Melina with a fallaway slam of her own, Melina landing on Victoria. Roxxi got up and high-fived ODB. ODB beckoned Roxxi to do the OOOHHH, and Roxxi eventually went for it. The distraction allowed Victoria to come behind ODB and crack her over the head with one of the barrels. Roxxi moved to aid ODB, but was taken by a split-legged rear mat slam from Melina. Victoria and Melina both covered and both got two counts. Melina grabbed Roxxi and put her in a rear naked choke, then backed up and climbed onto a barrel. She lifted Roxxi off her feet with the choke for a few seconds, then dropped her on her feet, jumped on her shoulders, and hit a headscissor takedown. Roxxi ended up hitting Victoria in the back as she crashed, knocking ODB out of Victoria’s grasp. Victoria turned around and yelled at Melina, with Melina yelling right back. They yelled until ODB suddenly hit a double spear, taking them both down. ODB covered Victoria and got two.

ODB got up, grabbed one of the tables leaning against the wall, and set it up. She went back, grabbed Victoria, and hit her with a running powerslam through the table. She covered, but Melina broke it up by throwing a barrel at ODB’s back. Roxxi suddenly grabbed Melina, spun her around, and spit Asian mist into her face. Melina screamed, and Roxxi kicked her in the gut and brought her up for a Voodoo Slam. Melina flipped out of it and stumbled away. Roxxi watched Melina go, and took the time to grab a ladder from the corner and set it up leaning against the wall. She turned back to Melina in time to see her hit a running 180 degree spinning facebuster. Melina covered and got two. Melina screamed, got up, and hit Roxxi with a curb stomp. Another cover and a two count.

ODB and Victoria slowly got up, and exchanged chops. Victoria eventually dropped ODB with a hard punch. Victoria stumbled to ODB’s side and went for a standing moonsault. ODB rolled out of the way, weakly kipped up, still having to push herself up with a hand, and did her OOOHHH. She grabbed Victoria’s arm, spun to twist it, yanked it down once with a stomp, then went to whip her into the leaning table Melina ran up earlier. Victoria reversed it, and ODB reversed that, sending Victoria into the table. Victoria snapped the table, but managed to stay on her feet, simply leaning against the wall. ODB advanced, grabbed Victoria’s head, and tried to slam it into the wall. Victoria put up an arm to stop it, then grabbed ODB and slammed her head into the wall. ODB stumbled back. Victoria charged, and ODB sidestepped and shoved Victoria into Melina, who had Roxxi in a backbreaker submission. Melina dropped Roxxi and fell on her back.

ODB pulled Roxxi up and pointed at Melina, exchanging some words. ODB and Roxxi grabbed one each of Melina’s arms and whipped her into the ladder Roxxi set up earlier. Roxxi charged and hit a running hip attack. Melina stumbled away, and Roxxi and ODB charged. ODB hit a spear as Roxxi hit a big boot to the back of Melina’s head. ODB covered and got the three count.


Lilian wasn’t around, so Sandman eventually said to the crowd “…uh, your winners, Roxxi La-something and ODB!”

Roxxi: Laveaux.
Sandman: What is that, French? That’s hot.
Elvira: Alright, alright, we don’t hit on the talent. <turns to the camera> Okay, we’re done here, go show the audience something else.

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Beth Phoenix and Gail Kim are in the weight room. Beth is on the treadmill.

Gail: Crank it up, I want you to max out this thing.
Beth: <between heavy breaths> How is this supposed to help me?
Gail: You’re smaller than Kong. Everybody is. You need to speed up if you want to beat her, because you’re not going to get by on your strength for this one. “Oohhh, I can bench press two Gail Kims,” that doesn’t cut it in this match.
Beth: Three. Three Gails. And change.
Gail: Good for you. And another thing – you need to work on how you come off to others.
Beth: Do I look like I care what people think?
Gail: No, Hancock, but getting the crowd behind you is a huge edge. And right now, aside from JB, the only way anybody out there would get behind you is to shove you off a cliff.
Beth: A lot of those dogs seemed to like it when I took Saeed out.
Gail: Yes, you’re lucky the crowd is full of sadists. You’ve got that going for you right now, so maybe you could try… oh, I don’t know, not calling them ‘dogs’?
Beth: <hops off the treadmill> No promises. I’ve got a match. <wipes her face with a towel>
Gail: I know. I set you up with Salinas; she agreed to help you practice. So, you know, pass on the brass knuckle treatment.
Beth: <sigh> And I suppose I’m not allowed to call her a dog either, mom?
Gail: No, she called me a slanteye a few weeks ago, so go nuts.
Beth: <smirks and walks out>
Gail: Yeah, laugh it up, GRINGO!!
Beth: <laughs>


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Cole: Gail is trying to make Beth turn over a new leaf, but I don’t know, I think that might actually hurt the Glamazon. She’s intimidating and merciless in the ring, so what’s the use of taking that away?
Sharmell: It’s a lot more intimidating for an opponent to have ten thousand fans chanting your name than to just have you being sadistic in the ring.
Cole: I disagree. I’d be much more worried about a man with a gun than an unarmed man and a bunch of people chanting his name.
Sharmell: Oh, so you think Beth is unarmed in there? I’ll be sure to let her know that.
Cole: <nervous laugh> No, no, that’s fine, I can’t even bench press ONE Gail Kim… I can’t believe Gail Kim has become a unit of measurement.
Sharmell: That’s how you know she’s good.

One Fall Match
Beth Phoenix vs. Salinas​

“Okay, don’t hold back, come on, tango!” Salinas said, bouncing from foot to foot and beckoning Beth with both hands. Beth lunged for Salinas, and Salinas strafed around Beth and connected with a standing dropkick to her back. Beth was knocked against the ropes. Beth smirked, adjusted a displaced hair, and turned around to face Salinas. Salinas was already back on her feet, bouncing between feet. Beth charged again, and Salinas hit her with a drop toe hold. Salinas quickly jumped on Beth’s back and put her in a standing camel clutch. Beth gritted her teeth and began to stand up, but Salinas stomped on the back of her knee, dropping her back down again. Salinas eventually shifted her grip to a facelock and ran to the corner, running off the ropes to try for a tornado DDT. Beth countered it into a spinning side slam.

Beth smirked and got to her feet. Salinas slowly got up, turned back to Beth, and began bouncing between feet again, though visibly slower. Beth shook her head, and charged again. Salinas connected with a kick to her gut, then grabbed her by the throat and hit a chokehold STO. Salinas covered, and Beth threw Salinas off her at one. Beth and Salinas got to their feet. Beth grabbed Salinas and put her in a grapple. Beth connected with a kick to the gut. Beth spun to twist Salinas’s arm, then spun again, forcing Salinas into a front flip. Beth grabbed Salinas by the neck with both hands and lifted her off her feet. Salinas connected with both feet to Beth’s gut, then charged and ran into a double axe handle blow to the chest, dropping her.

Beth grabbed Salinas and whipped her across the ring. Salinas bounced off, ducked under a lariat from Beth, bounced off the ropes, and jumped for a Thesz press. Beth caught her and brought her down with a sitout powerbomb. Beth smirked and nodded to the audience, and covered for two. Beth grabbed Salinas and pulled her up. Salinas shoved Beth’s hands away and kicked her away. Salinas ran back to the ropes, bounced off, and charged. Beth kicked Salinas in the gut and hit her with a slingshot suplex off the top rope. Beth covered and got two, and smacked the mat in frustration. She got up and raised a leg to stomp on Salinas, but stopped herself. Beth groaned, put her foot down, and pulled Salinas up. Beth whipped Salinas into the corner and charged for a high elbow. Salinas strafed out of the way. Beth turned around to pursue Salinas, and Salinas charged back and connected with a tornado DDT. Salinas covered for two.

Salinas pulled Beth up and scoop slammed her back down. Salinas did a quick seductive hip motion, then hit an elbow drop. Salinas covered for two. Salinas pulled Beth up, and Beth knocked her away with an elbow to the gut. Salinas charged, and Beth hit a high elbow to her face. Beth advanced and hit Salinas with a gutwrench suplex. Salinas landed seated in the corner. Beth grabbed her and hit her with a gorilla press drop. Beth smirked, grabbed Salinas, and hit her with a delayed fisherman suplex. Beth covered and got the three count.


Lilian: Here is your winner, Beth Phoenix!

Beth looked down at Salinas, her hands on her hips. She looked at the audience for a moment, and finally reached down and helped Salinas up. Salinas managed to find her balance, looked at Beth, then raised her arm in victory. The audience cheered at this. Beth looked at all of them, rather surprised, then smiled and nodded at them, flexing her free arm.

Sharmell: Got muscles like that, Cole?
Cole: <laughs> Maybe on my legs, built up from running from people with muscles like that.
Sharmell: Poor, poor Mikey.

Suddenly, Awesome Kong’s music began to play. Kong stepped out onto the entrance ramp, dragging an unconscious Gail Kim. Kong simply dropped Gail onto the ramp, then walked to the back. Beth jumped out of the ring and ran up the ramp, where she crouched down to check on Gail. Salinas followed, though limping, and helped Beth stand Gail up and walk her to the back.

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Quick Recap for the Lazy

MsChif defeated Christy Hemme by disqualification.

- Christy was disqualified after Traci Brooks hit MsChif with a steel chair.
- Afterwards, Traci hit Christy with the chair as well.

ODB and Roxxi defeated Melina and Victoria in a One Fall Backstage Brawl Tag Match
- ODB pinned Melina after a combination spear from ODB and big boot to the back of the head from Roxxi.

Beth Phoenix defeated Salinas
- Beth pinned Salinas after a delayed fisherman suplex.
- After the match, Beth helped Salinas up, and Salins raised Beth's arm in victory.
 

Chuck Taylor's Grenade

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Review of David McLane's WOW Women of Wrestling (I mean Roxxxi's WWR)

BM: Backstage brawl. Each woman pulled out all the stops in this one.

WM: None. Each match accomplished it's purpose and managed to be interesting.

BP: Everything with Gail, Beth and Elvira (what the hell is wrong with her anyway? "I hate you, gimme a hug.")

WP: None. Every promo was entertaining. Even Christy Hemme's was good in it's own right.

AC: A very good show. It will be interesting to see how the whole situation with Elvira and Gail/Beth plays out. Elvira seems very unstable at the moment. I'll be tuning in.
 

comicgeekelly

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BM: The backstage brawl- just an all around awesome match.
WM: The main event- it was good, but it felt like a squash
BP: opening Elvira promo- seems like she's having a mental breakdown, very interesting promo
WP: every promo was good this week
AC: The first match ended oddly, should turn into a good angle... Great show.
Plug: Please check out POI Episode 21
 

The Leviathan

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Best Match: I'll go with the Backstage Brawl

Worst Match: n/a

Best Promo: Most promos with Elvira are great esp the first one, "Now I have to go take some ARABIC LANGUAGE COURSES", LMAO! this is gold!

Worst Promo: n/a

Additional Feedback: This show is good and a nice way to turn the Glamazon from a sadistic person into a good girl but I feel that there will be something between Gail and Beth in the near future, maybe I'll just bet for Beth as a face won't be long. Sekhmet's Gathering is going to be another great event and what a good way to use something you learned in your history class lol.