WWE's horrible names

[NinoBrown]

Evan Bourne is the best name. Whatever Major Bros. names are now, that's the worst. Ortiz's name isn't so bad they just replaced his first, Chris Harris name is pretty bad aswell.

Whatever happen to using their middle names for wrestling names?
Michael Hickenbottom is better then the names they're coming up with now.

 

[xtremebadass]

Yea Nino, Hickenbottom is a badass name, I used to think Evan Bourne was a bad name, but once I saw all these other crappy names, it is quite good. How can we get used to all these new names when all of them hit you at once like they are? I can't wait for the next loser on ECW this week.

 

[Travis40]

Curt Hawkins and Zack Ryder are awesome names compared to Brett and Brian Major. Evan Bourne is a pretty cool name....I'm not really into Rick Ortiz..but who cares? As far as I'm concerned, WWE is coming up with great names for these new guys.

 

[noumenon]

"But Elmo said on Rove Cookies are a sometimes food, so is CM Punk a sometimes wrestler?"

LMFAO

 

[Haze187]

Lol some of them sound like they straight out of Final Fantasy but I guess Evan Bourne is a good name. Braden Walker has got to be the stupidest name ever I give WWE props for coming with the worst name ever. I guess Chris Harris wishes he was still in TNA. I though John Morrison was stupid at first but I guess it grew on me. But I think TNA doesn't fall behind with Mickie Knuckles being Moose.

 

[Rawkus Keyes]

I disagree how they change names.
Altas Ortiz to Ricky Ortiz?? It should be whatever the people know them best as.
They should of kept Niedhart in Natalya's name.
Changing Nitro's name to John Morrison was dumb in my opinion.
Viscera to Big Daddy V & Little Guido Maritato to Nunzio. Notice those.

 

[chessarmy]

I know what you mean, I think WWE changes the names of these guys just so they can make it authentic to the WWE or something. I'm just hoping they leave Colt Cabana's name alone, whenever they decide to debut him (hopefully sometime this century)

 

[The_Model]

Festus.....Horrible name, horrible gimmick.

 

[THE Renegade Diesel]

Major Brother's was gay TBH. It reminded me of the superhero from Dexter's Laboratory Major Glory. That was so gay. But I liked The Major brothers better than Hawkins and Rider. Which is SO gay.

 

[The_Model]

Lol some of them sound like they straight out of Final Fantasy but I guess Evan Bourne is a good name. Braden Walker has got to be the stupidest name ever I give WWE props for coming with the worst name ever. I guess Chris Harris wishes he was still in TNA. I though John Morrison was stupid at first but I guess it grew on me. But I think TNA doesn't fall behind with Mickie Knuckles being Moose.

Evan Bourne always makes me think of The Bourne Identity.

 

[Petey Williams]

They are going to come up with names for colt cabana, etc like Timothy dog-arse licker

leave the decent names AS THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[scotland123]

I like alot of WWE's names. They stand out evidently.

And also Matt Sydal is not Evan Bourne's real name. Sydal? As in a play on SuiCIDAL, sounds the same. His real name is something daft like Matthew Corklon