WWE's horrible names

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Enigma22

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the only names i really dont like are ricky ortiz... i was ok with atlas ortiz... idk why they changed that... and brandon walker... they should have just kept his old name because he was actually pretty accomplished and well known in tna... he wasnt just some jobber.
 

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^ It is her real name.

some sites say mickie laree james, some others alexis laree and some mickie james, well it's weird, if somebody knows her personnally lol
 

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Thank the dear lord they are keeping "RON THE TRUTH KILLINGS" plus I heard they are keeping his TNA "Wassup" theme music because Truth owns the rights to it.

Only reason why I like the names Evan Bourne, is because people call him "Air Bourne" that's cool.


Atlas DaBone, they shoulda stuck with that, fits his appearance and personality.
 

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^ It is her real name.


I like the name Evan Bourne. It reminds me of Jason Bourne who kicked major ass. That may be the same reason they picked that last name.

Braden Walker....Braden should have at least stayed Chris, the Walker part I don't mind. Does he still have a westernish gimmick? Could be a play off of Walker: Texas Ranger.

i was thinking the same thing.

I actually like Marcus Cor Von better than Monty Brown. I wouldnt be afraid of some guy with that name, it sounds like some nerd's name. and Marcus Cor Von sounds a lot cooler
 

xtremebadass

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Monty Brown owns all, but...

Marquis Cor Von > Marcus Cor Von

That's what most people forgot...but I wish he would come back, that guy was legendary.
 

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yeah, i thought it was Marquis before too. yeah, i miss him and the Pounce.
 

xtremebadass

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Monty never got a chance, because he was thrown on ECW, least he can do is go back to TNA, he was my fav, the Pounce was the new Spear.
 

Axis

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Worst name ever? Possibly Hunter Hearst Helmsley and, well, he did all right. I don't think these guys have too much to worry about.
 

MikeRaw

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Ya, thats a pretty bad name. But he made it cool with Triple H, AND he was a main eventer. These guys (most of them) wont rise to the top of the wwe, so the name could be a factor, since they arent main eventers. But ya, they'll do ok, based on what they do in the ring, and some of them have crowd support, Im just saying that the names DO sound stupid, lol.
 

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The names do suck. Matt Sydal, Monty Brown, Chris Harris > Gay names they used now/recently

Worst name ever? Possibly Hunter Hearst Helmsley and, well, he did all right. I don't think these guys have too much to worry about.

Actually, they do have stuff to worry about. Cause ya' see, if they wanna make it like HHH did with a stupid name, then Vince better have a daughter again. Only way possible, huh? lol
 

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^No, considering HHH changed his name to Triple H LONG before marrying stephanie.
 

Axis

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Ya, thats a pretty bad name. But he made it cool with Triple H, AND he was a main eventer. These guys (most of them) wont rise to the top of the wwe, so the name could be a factor, since they arent main eventers. But ya, they'll do ok, based on what they do in the ring, and some of them have crowd support, Im just saying that the names DO sound stupid, lol.

Firstly, if Hunter had joined the WWE a month ago with the name "Triple H", I have little doubt that he would be included in this thread of "horrible names."

Second, he received the name when he was a lower midcarder, and that is a far stretch from the "main eventer" you claim he was when he got the name. He jobbed out to Ultimate Warrior with that name, then he become Intercontinental Champion under that name, then he became World Champion under that name, and now he's one of the biggest names in the industry under that name.

He was great. His name sucked.

Whether "Marcus Cor Von" was a sucky name or not is irrelevent. The fact is that he didn't get over with the fans, and thus he was terminated.

Whether or not you think the name "Evan Bourne" is dumb doesn't matter. The fact is that he's really connecting with the fans and he will probably go far. That's because fans aren't looking to cheer for names, they're looking to cheer for the wrestlers BEHIND the names.

Actually, they do have stuff to worry about. Cause ya' see, if they wanna make it like HHH did with a stupid name, then Vince better have a daughter again. Only way possible, huh? lol

Wrong. Triple H was a seven-time world champion before he married Stephanie.
 

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The reason you guys dont like Braden Walker, Marquis Cor Von, Evan Bourne and shit is because you are so used to calling them Chris Harris Matt Sydal and Monty Brown....the names will eventually grow on us but the whole reaosn we think they are so bad is because they are new and not what we are used to.