WWE Twitter thread

[AZUCAR!]

I love Punk's and Austin's tweets to each other. Especially the one time Punk made reference to 'Stunning' Steve Austin.

 

[Ronnie]

So.................. it seems like Dolph's headed towards Impact Wrestling on Spike TV , is it ? Ha ha ha , He doesn't know that TNA ain't got no PG , so get ready to get busted up Dolph , no more Vickie's gonna help You now !!

I wish The Rock signs in permanently on WWE Raw HD .

 

[Dale]

http://twitter.com/#!/DumbKellyKelly

Popped up for me on Twitter as a suggested follower so I took a look at it. Some seriously funny tweets on there, definitley check it out

 

[OMR]

steveaustinBSR Steve Austin
But wait! There's more! Takin care and spikin my lack of hair...am I serious, bro? lockerz.com/s/144655391

WWWYKI

 

[Crippler]

Are You Serious Bro? thats awesome.

 

[Dale]

Wonder if he cracked open so Broskiweisers afterwards.

 

[PHX]

what an endorsement for Ryder.

 

[PHX]

Jim Ross posted several pseudo-shoot remarks this morning on Twitter after being summoned to last night’s Raw SuperShow in Mexico City, Mexico. He says quitting WWE is not an option for him and that play-by-play announcing in WWE is dead.

“Found out about mexico city late Thursday. Not happy to miss OU game but EVP talent & Co could care less. Nice way 2 go out on wk’ly TV.”

“I’m under contract to wwe. Well paid by team I helped build. Quitting for me not an option. Those that suggest such I feel for.”

“Do I like Raw GM silliness? No. If inclined could I handle that role? Sure. Am I interested? Nope.”

“Leaving Mexico City. Mon’s Raw could well be my last but who really knows? John L & his higher ups know. Hope u tune into Raw Mon nite.”

“4 the record, play by play in WWE’s dead. Funkhauser,the GM, enforces ‘story telling’ on Raw. Holds don’t exist. WWE board needs counseling.”

“If Laurinaitis & his corporate cronies feel Cole is the ‘voice of Raw’ then they are more out of touch than I thought. Fans want wrestling.”

“Funkhauser/ Raw GM is available for speaking engagement for schools for the hearing impaired. Contact @CMPunk 4 more info. This is too easy.”

“When announcers speak of something. TOTALLY unrelated 2 what viewers are seeing on TV screen it’s disconnect. Does GM&cronies not get that?”

“The naive fan thinks some announcers can solve perceived WWE broadcast issues. News flash…THEY CAN’T. Announcers being ‘Funkhausered’.”

“Note to Laurinaitis & peer hungry cronies: over mgmt of all broadcasters akin to putting a bit in a horse’s mouth. It’s all about control.”

“Funkhauser, hello. Doing English speaking, in ring promos to Spanish speaking audience=no reaction. Duh. Oh, wait my bad, WWE’s ‘global.’

“My financial status isn’t anyones business. I know the drill for me in OKC. I’m a big boy & realistic. Raw is a tv show not my life.”

“I can assure anyone who cares or thinks they need to know the dirt. I have zero booking ahead for WWE weekly or PPVs. Believe what u choose.”

Pretty much spot on about commentary. Spending too much time trying to either put over Cole as a heel or plug shit that they aren't doing enough play by play. Have some matches where they speak more on stuff that has nothing to do with that match than the actual match that is going on.