What's the worst present you ever got?

[Fluttershy]

One of my friends got me a blow-up boyfriend once, and not even a life size one it was about a foot tall. I just hope the bin men didin't find it when they cam to collect the rubbish.

So what are the worst presents you have received at Christmas or your Birthday?

 

[Chris]

Really haven't had any terrible ones that come to mind. Used to get pissed when I got clothes and shit when I was younger, but those don't count.

 

[Schmidty]

I remember when I was a bit younger I asked for the Wrestlemania 24 DVD set and I got Wrestlemania 20 instead. To add insult to injury, I already had it before so I ended up with two.

 

[Defiant]

For my 18th birthday my aunt and uncle (kind of detached from reality that couple) bought me a 200 piece King Kong jigsaw puzzle. I believe it's somewhere in my bedroom cupboard still laminated and unopened.

A couple of Christmas' ago another deadbeat uncle of mine gave me a $50 voucher at an electronics store. Wasn't until the next day when I looked at it properly and noticed thirty fucking dollars were already deposited from it. My relatives are awful when it comes to gift ideas.

 

[Tapout]

My grandma is always giving cloths that are like 2 sizes below anybodies size in my family. If you're a large, you're getting a small from here for Christmas. One year I got a "Safe" box with a lock and stuff, but the lock is just for show apparently because all you have to do it jiggle it just a little bit and the top pops open with ease.

 

[IA-SteveB]

Chia head

 

[punk13]

A fu**ing 500 piece puzzle of america.

 

[John McHenry]

OH BOOO HOO. Since I was 16 SIXTEEN I've gotten Kitchen ware dish towels Shelving. Things that pretty much screamed get the fuck out of the house. And that's all I got. Every year A toothbrush, tooth paste, One pair of pants or one pair of shoes, and moving out of the house stuff that's all I've got for 14 years I have 4 plate sets. Meanwhile my brother and sister both at least 18 for the past 5 years have got sports stuff TVs dvds etc. I don't even have red hair.

 

[Rated R Superstar]

Same boat as Coulson. House stuff since I was 16. Everything considered sporty or fun I paid for.

 

[Deezy]

Was promised some good pussy one Christmas eve and all I got was a visit from Aunt Flo.

 

[Slim]

One year I got the gayest looking baby blue sweater ever. I mean I looked at it and I was like... really? Really? Are you kidding me? This?

But it was something that my at the time girlfriend and her mom picked out for me... so I made sure to at least wear it once when they saw it... never wore it again after that. Gave it away to Goodwill.