What would "WrestlingSmarks: The Movie" be like?

[Lewb]

I'm the talent in the movie though. This is gonna be my breakthrough movie. I'll probably take over Christian Bale in the next batman after this tbh. Keeping it Welsh!

 

[Derrick]

I'd be the random guy that occasionally just shows up and says an awesome thing and would be the cool badass guy from the beginning till the end, but I'd be the one who'd eventually backstab the good ones and be the bad guy and backstab the bad guys to be with the good ones and so on. I'd also fuck the best bitch of the movie.

 

[We Are Legion]

I would be a misunderstood crack dealer.

 

[Chriss]

When I see your roles I think I don't want to be in this movie anymore. :ss

 

[Deezy]

This movie would suck.

Seeing as I'm not in it.

 

[Lewb]

Your in it deezy. your the wily old philosopher..... on crack.

 

[Prodigy]

I'd be the random guy that occasionally just shows up and says an awesome thing and would be the cool badass guy from the beginning till the end, but I'd be the one who'd eventually backstab the good ones and be the bad guy and backstab the bad guys to be with the good ones and so on. I'd also fuck the best bitch of the movie.

You'd be the guy that got booked to be in the movie but never showed up.

 

[EffectsofRaven]

Prodigy 1 - 0 Derrick!

I decided Prodigy would be my sidekick! Occasionally comes up with the good... I will lol if anyone makes an actual trailer for this!

 

[The New F'n Show]

I'd be in the background of the entire thing but never mentioned, just lurking around checking everything out.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

To be fair despite the second post in this thread I have really nothing to do with WS. I've just been a constant member trying to help this place succeed since the merger. So in a movie of WS I don't think I should even be mentioned. TWC is a different story, I'll leave it at that.

 

[John McHenry]

Ready to Rumble with much more violence and some deaths.

 

[Chriss]

This movie would be like Harry Potter. Good side vs Bad side

 

[Prodigy]

Andrew would be the disabled dude that died early in the movie, comforming to typical movie storylines.

 

[Dod Draper]

It'd be like a porno; low budget, seedy, and people can't take their eyes off it.

Question is, who would be the two main stars?