Evil Austin
Guest
*WAW SHOW STARTS WITH HIGHLIGHTS OF WHAT HAPPENED ON THE PPV AND WHAT HAPPENED ON THE MONDAY NIGHT BEATDOWN SHOW*
Michael Cole: Welcome to Saturday Night Drunken Fights, where this brand is head and shoulders above the rest. And I can't wait to find out what HHH has to say about his illustrious victory.
Tazz: Shut up Cole I think he is coming down to the ring now.
*HHH's Music hits and he has a big grin on his face, He comes down to the ring with the title and Paul Bearer*
HHH: I beat everyone there is to beat, In my long carrier I have beaten Kane, Mick Foley, Shawn Michaels, Kurt Angle, Chris Jericho, The Rock, Randy Orton, Kevin Nash, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Big Show, Edge and recently The Undertaker look at my history and it tells a story and weather you like me or you hate me I don't really give a damn all you need to do is fear me because wheather anyone likes it or doesn't like it I am that damn good.
Tazz: He is only telling the truth, The man doesn't lie.
HHH: Now, I demand that the General Manager for the broadcast whoever it be to come down to the ring and kneel before greatness proving that I am the best thing in WAW right now.
Cole: I don't like what he said but he brings up a good point, Who is the GM ?
A bit of a pause goes until the GM's music hits and he in on the entrance ramp walking down to the ring. With some crowd boo's,
Eric Bishoff's music hits and he is announced the GM of SNDF.
Tazz: I can't believe it its, Its, ERIC BISHOFF!
HHH: A lot has changed since the last time we were in the same ring at the same time, I have gotten better which some people thoughts was impossible and I also have had more title reigns added to my list of accomplishments, Now Boss do the right thing and bow before the King and announce that I am that damn good.
Eric Bishoff than looks around and than does what HHH had said and had gone on one knee.
A lot of crowd heat begins, until crowd pop hits when Sting's music hits.
Tazz: What is he doing here?
Cole: Who cares, he is interrupting something none of us wanted to see.
Sting: Wow, I have known you Bishoff a long long time (Bishoff is getting to his feet,) I mean even back in the early ninties late eighties back in WCW you were the GM of Nitro but you never let anyone push you around you were in charge and thats why you nearly beat the WWE in the monday night wars. You have changed, and it makes me sick to my stomach to see the champion being so full of himself that he orders the General Manager to bow before him. I thought I was loony but you HHH your something else.
HHH: I doubt you have even touched as many World Titles as I have held, I am the twelve time champion and I earned the title King of Kings, what have you done in your life when WCW closed down, nothing while I left WCW and came to WWE and won over 10 world titles in my stay there, Infact the only reason that WCW closed down was because you were on it no one wanted to see you in the main event and another reason is that I was not the champion. FACE FACTS ON MAN I AM RATINGS I AM THE CHAMPION AND I AM THE GAME. Now you shall over there admit it with your tail between your legs and walk away and maybe just maybe Ill let you leave tonight in one peace.
Sting: I am not going anywhere, I am staying right here and well lets see you do something about it.
HHH Is about to leave the ring and go up to him, but Bishoff and Paul Bearer hold him back because they are on his side and they won't him in perfect condition because he just last night went through a brutal Buried alive match up.
Sting: Whats wrong, If your really as good as you say you are show me, get your ass over here and prove to me that you deserve the title you claim to be.
HHH: I can't fight you now, unlike you I am in the main event and I am what makes WAW what it is now, I just beat The Undertaker in his home town the Buried Alive match his creation. He is gone and well I am not 100% right now but name the place and time and I shall bust your head up so bad you will be going home and crying back to your mummy.
Sting: Summerslam, You & Me and bring that freak Paul Bearer along too in three weeks all of you will get your asses handed to you for the World Heavyweight title.
Crowd pop.
HHH: Well your on but one thing, you better be ready because GAME ON!
(HHH than flips him off from the ring up to the entrance ramp at Sting.)
Sting: I guess some people got to learn respect the hard way......
Match - 1 Booker T vs Bobby Lashly
Bell rings and the match begins -
Booker T and Bobby Lashly lock up, Lashly the stronger buffed up one of the two wins the lock up contest and than gets kicked in the gut by Booker T, Booker than runs at the ropes for an early Scizzor Kick, Bobby Lashly moves his head out of the way and he misses the finisher move from Booker T, Bobby Lashly than kicks him in the gut and than throws him at the ropes and leans forward for a back body drop but Booker T puts the breaks on and than kicks him hard in the shoulders but Lashly is unfazed and is angry, Lashly starts to pumble him with hard haymaker right and left hands, Lashly than kicks him in the gut and using his overwhelming strength he picks him up in the bear hug position and than carries him over to the corner against the turnbuckle. He starts to throw right hands and lefts at Booker in the corner and than throws him at the other corner but Booker reverses it and throws Lashly in the corner Booker than runs and clotheslines him in the corner hard. Booker than kicks him in the gut in the corner and than slaps him in the face to get him off gaurd. Lashly snaps and than runs and clotheslines him inside out and than waits for him to get up and than puts him on his shoulders and goes for the dominater. He has Booker T on his shoulders and than Booker squirms and worms his way back down the back of Bobby Lashly, When lashly turns around to go after Booker T, Booker T pokes him in the eye and than kicks him in the gut and than starts to pumble him with hard rights and lefts against the ropes like ten times.
Booker than throws him at the ropes and knocks him down with a high kick, He than goes for the first pin fall in this match and only gets a one count. Booker than runs at the ropes as Bobby Lashly is on his knee's and goes for a scizor kick but Bobby Lashly moves out of the way and than shoulder takles him down. He geos for the pin fall but he only gets a two count only. Bobby Lashly takes a few steps back in the corner and goes for a spear to turn him inside out. He waits for Booker T to get to his feet, Booker than gets ran at by Lashly and than Booker moves out of the way, He makes Lashly hit his head on the second turnbuckle in the other corner behind Booker and than Booker kicks him in the gut and hits the Book End, He goes for a pin fall and than gets only a two count, He can't believe it. He thought he had this one won. Booker T, than starts to stomp on him and than picks him up and than throws him at the ropes and than goes to clothesline him back down but it was like running into a brick wall and Bobby Lashly had just stood there unfazed. Lashly calls for him to do it again.
Booker T runs at the ropes a second time but than Booker ducks out under a right hand by Lashly and than starts to kick him in the gut and pumble him with hard rights and lefts against the ropes once again. Booker T than throws him at the ropes once more and than does a kick to the gut to make him groggy and he runs at the ropes and tries to end it with a scizzor kick but Bobby Lashly ducks out of it and around, Bobby Lashly than kicks him in the gut and than hits a suplex in the middle of the ring. He goes for the pin fall but he only gets a count of one and a half. Lashly than picks him up on his shoulders and than goes for his finisher the Dominater and than hits it. He goes for the pin fall. He only gets a two count and this was when Booker T put his foot on the bottom rope to break up the pin fall. Bobby Lashly can't believe it and than starts to stomp on him for a bit, Bobby Lashly than picks him up again and than throws him in the corner and than lifts him up onto the top rope, Bobby Lashly than goes up to the top rope and than goes for a giant superplex but Booker T than starts to headbut him and than start to throw right hands at him up the top. Bobby Lashly than starts to throw right hands haymakers at him up there too and makes Booker T groggy up there. Bobby Lashly than hits the big superplex that makes the ring shake. Bobby Lashly than rolls his arm over Booker T and than goes for the pin fall but he does not pick up a whole win. Bobby Lashly than kicks himself up to his feet a few seconds later and than goes for the Dominater lifting Booker T up on his shoulders for his finisher move. Bobby Lashly than hits the move on him and than goes for the pin fall. He gets a three count and the win.
WINNER OF THE MATCH BOBBY LASHLY!
Backstage Eric Bishoff is seen in the General Manager’s office smiling and happy with his show so far, HHH storms in with Paul Bearer.
HHH: What the hell was that? I deserve better in fact Give me one good reason why I shoudn't kick your ass right here right now, and I demand to face STING tonight and show him what its like to get in the ring with a true legend.
Eric: Well, that is a good idea and you do bring up a good point but I got an even better idea, why don’t you pick an opponent for Sting tonight and in the main event he shall vs. him.
HHH: Hmmmm, you old man have a good point maybe I should wait until Summerslam to vs. Sting I mean these people here don’t deserve to see me in action tonight.
Crowd heat.
Eric: Good to see we are on the same wave link, now who are you going to pick tonight to weaken up sting for Summerslam?
HHH: (talking to the camera), Sting tonight your getting in the ring with a man you have had matches with before in WCW, and his name is Bill Goldberg!
Eric: Consider that match made.
Tazz: What, Sting vs Bill Goldberg for tonight. This is going to be explosive.
Cole: That has to be the smartest thing this man has ever done for the business.
HHH and Paul and Eric sit down and watch the rest of the show in his office, they discuss the plan for tonight but not in the way we can hear it.
Match – 2 Tag Team Contest.
Motor City Machine Guns vs. Umaga and Chris Masters
The bell rings and the match begins -
Alex Shelly and Chris Masters start the match off, Chris than kicks him in the gut and than throws him at the ropes, Chris than knocks him over with his shoulder block and than starts to stomp on him, Chris Masters than picks him up and than throws him at the ropes and goes to knock him hard in the face with a hard right hand but Alex Shelly than ducks under it and around and than dropkicks him from behind hitting his head on the second turnbuckle in the corner. Alex Shelly than goes up to Chris Masters and than starts to clob him in the back of the head as he is in a 619 position. Alex Shelly than runs at the ropes and goes for something but before he could do anything Chris Masters turns around and clotheslines him down hard. Masters than starts to stomp on him and than goes for the Master lock, He goes to lock it in but Alex Shelley squims out of it and down to the mat below and than back mule kicks him in the jaw sending him flying back to his corner. Umaga gets a blind tag in, Umaga than goes up to Allex Shelley than throws him at the ropes but Alex Shelley puts the breaks on and than Umaga goes to run at him but Alex Shelley pulls the top rope down and sends him flying back to the outside. Alex Shelley than tags in his partner Chris Sabin and him go up to the ropes and leap over them taking down Chris Masters and Umaga, Chris Sabin the legal man tries to take Umaga and roll him into the ring but he is just too heavy so Alex Shelly comes and tries to lift him into the ring as well and together they manage to roll him into the ring, Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley go for that push finisher move that they do (not sure of name, just started watching TNA.) Umaga than kicks Chris Sabin in the gut after trying to lift him up and than throws both of them Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley at the ropes and than shoulder knocks both of them down. Umaga than lifts up Chris Sabin and goes for the samoan spike on him but Alex Shelley kicks Umaga in the gut but than Chris Masters comes out of no where and than knocks Alex Shelley over and gets him in the master lock. Chris Masters than throws Alex Shelley down after a few seconds in it and than Chris Sabin pokes Umaga in the eye and than runs at the ropes but Umaga superkicks him back down, Chris Masters is now back in his corner apron. Chris Sabin than gets picks up to his feet and than clotheslined back down, Umaga drags him to his corner and than goes for the train wreck move on him. He runs from the other end of the ring diagonally across and than just before he hits the move on Chris Sabin, than moves out of the way with his high speed and than Umaga accidently knocks Chris Masters over the apron to the outside on his back from the Train Wreck move, Umaga than with a hurt back hitting it on the turnbuckle groggily moves to the middle of the ring and than Chris Sabin tags in his partner Alex Shelley and than they hit they finisher on him and than they go for the pin fall.
WINNERS MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS!
Backstage - In Bishoff's office he is with HHH and Paul watching the show until Finlay walks in.
HHH: What the hell are you doing here ?
Finlay: Well I am here to fight, I am here at Saturday Night Drunken Fights to do what I do best and Bishoff we have known each other a long time and I demand a fight tonight.
Eric: Don't you ever disrespect me or HHH or anyone again, yes I have known you for over two decades back in WCW but if you want to fight so bad why don't you go next in the ring with HHH..
Finlay: Him, Why don't you make it a title match ?
Eric: You don't deserve one and you don't make the matches I do, you just be thankfull your even on this damn show not on monday night beatdown.
Finlay leaves and goes to get ready.
Eric: Game, Beat the shit out of him, teach him a lesson.
HHH leaves the ring in a pissed of game face move.
MATCH - 3 FIT FINLAY w/ Hornswaggle vs HHH w/ Paul Bearer
Bell rings and the match begins -
Fit Finlay starts to throw right hands at HHH as Paul Bearer is holding the urn and the world heavyweight championship on the outside of the ring and Hornswaggle is under the apron of the ring. HHH than starts to throw haymaker right and left hands at Finlay right back at him. HHH than throws Fit Finlay at the ropes and than does a high hard Harley Race high knee knocking him down in the middle of the ring. HHH than goes down on his knee's and starts to choke the life out of Fit Finlay but he has to stop at the count of five otherwise he is disqualified. He stops and than starts to stomp on him, HHH than runs at the ropes and goes for a knee drop to the face but than Finlay moves out of the way and HHH hits his knee on the canvas and is holding it in pain. Fit Finlay than starts to kick him while he is down and than Finlay picks him up and throws him in the corner. Fit Finlay than runs at the corner where HHH is and than clotheslines him in the corner and than squashes him in it. FIt Finlay than starts to throw right hands at him in the corner and than kicks him in the gut, HHH than turns him around putting him in the corner and than goes to the second rope and starts to pumble him with hard right hands to the head of Fit Finlay, After about six hard shots to the top of Finlay's head Finlay the ring veteran grabs HHH by the tights and than hits a powerbomb drop like move on him. He goes for the pin fall but HHH kicks out at a count of two. Fit Finlay than starts to kick HHH while he is down and than goes to the top rope and than goes to give him a knee to the ribs from the top rope but HHH moves out of the way and Finlay hurts himself when he goes crashing to the mat below just like HHH did earlier. HHH than gets to his feet and than runs at the ropes as Finlay is groggily getting back to his feet, HHH than clotheslines him back down and than picks him up and than kicks him in the gut and goes for the finisher known as the pedigree. He pulls Finlay's arms behind him like the Pedigree position and than Finlay does a back body drop on HHH and than sends him flying to the middle of the ring. Finlay than starts to kick on him. Finlay than runs at the ropes and than Dropkicks him in the face as HHH is on his knee's.
Finlay than goes for a quick pin fall but he does not even get a one count, he needs to do alot more damage to take down the World Heavyweight Champion. Finlay than picks him up and than kicks him in the gut and than goes for his finisher the Celtic Cross but HHH in that position reverses it and than turns it into a sunset flip pin fall but Finlay kicks out of that at the count of two. HHH and Finlay get up together at about the same time and than lock up. HHH kicks him in the gut and than throws Fit FInlay at the ropes and than Finlay leaps over HHH as he leans forward for a backdrop but than Finlay leaping over him runs at the other ropes and on the rebound Fit Finlay knocks HHH back down in the center of the ring. Finlay than starts to stomp on him for a few seconds only getting a couple of kicks into the ring and back of HHH before he picks HHH up to his feet and than kicks him in the gut and than hits a suplex into the middle of the ring. He goes for another pin fall but HHH kicks out of it.
Finlay than runs at the ropes and than throws him at the ropes and than goes to clothesline him back down with hard whiplash once more again but HHH ducks out undeneath this one and ends up behind Fit Finlay and than spears the back of the knee / leg chop blocking him down and really badly hurting the let even more from when Finlay missed that top rope knee move and fell on his knee. HHH than does a few taunts on Finlay as he is down and than HHH picks up Finlay and than kicks him in the gut and than goes for the pegidree again but Finlay grabs the arm of HHH as he tries to lock it in and than Finlay holding onto HHH's arm hits an arm drag into the side of the ring and than holding onto the arm of HHH he than throws him at the ropes and than kicks him in the gut and than goes for his finisher the celtic cross once more but than surprisingly hits the move and HHH gets knocked out by it. Finlay with a smirk on his face goes for the pin fall and than at the count of two Paul Bearer gets on the top rope and than distracts the referee to make the third and finial count to end this match. Hornswaggle than gets out from under the ring and than playing his games is holding a supersoaker and than blasts Paul off of the apron. Meanwhile this gave HHH time to regroup and than behind the referee's back HHH low blows Finlay as the referee is busy with Paul and Hornswaggle and than HHH goes for the finisher pedigree move on him again. HHH hits the pedigree on him and than goes for the pin fall... He gets a three count and the win.
WINNER OF THE MATCH THE GAME HHH!
Cole: What a match.
Backstage in the parking lot area Bret Hart arives in the arena and Randy Orton confronts him.
Orton: Your a bit late ? The show is almost over..
Bret Hart: I don't care about the begining of the show because I am not on the card for any match tonight but I am only here because I was asked to be here by Chairman Vince McMahon and he says that he needs to talk with me backstage... So mind your own business and get the hell out of my way..
Orton: Chill down Bret, I mean I am the former champion and than I am also not to mention also the Legend Killer and you claim to be a legend don't you ?
Bret Hart: What are you implying ?
Orton: Well ...... (Orton than spits on his face..)
Cole: How disrespectful.
Tazz: He deserved it..
Cole: How did he ? , Anyway I wonder what Bret and Vince have to talk about... Possible settle there differences or maybe even make it worse ?
(Camera moves to the ring as the main event is getting ready to start.)
Tazz: I guess we are going to have to find out next week. But for now we have our main event.
Cole: Which is a great Main Event, Sting the number 1 Contender for the world heavyweight title vs Bill Goldberg and these two men have a near three decade history on WCW.. This is going to be a match to remember for months to come.
MAIN EVENT - STING vs BILL GOLDBERG
Bell rings and the match begins -
( I AM REALY SORRY GUYS BUT I HAD TO GET A NEW COMP AND HAD THIS MATCH DONE AND I DID NOT HAVE TIME TO DO THIS WHOLE SHOW AGAIN ON THE NEW COMP I JUST RUSHED ABOVE EXACTLY WHAT THE OLD COMP HAD BUT THIS MATCH I AM SORRY ABOUT BUT I MUST MAKE THIS SHORT AND SWEET.) ....
This match ends with Bill Goldberg spearing Sting after Sting was going to go for the stinger splash HHH is on the entrance ramp and he locks eyes with Sting, distracting him enough to give Bill Goldberg enough time to pounce and spear the guts out of Sting. And than going for the pin fall... after a good long match,
WINNER BILL GOLDBERG!
QUICK RESULTS -
BOBBY LASHLY BEAT BOOKER T
MCMG BEAT UMAGA AND CHRIS MASTERS
HHH BEATS FIT FINLAY
BILL GOLDBERG BEATS STING
Thanks for reading comments would be nice once again sorry about main event but I had to get a new comp two days ago and I had to re - type my whole show and everything I managed to do just intime for this to be posted on time but seeing as I got school tomorrow and the next Monday show is due soon I don't have time to do the main event without stuffing up the time schedule that me and wwerko619 have. I promise it be better next week.
Matches So Far Announced for Summereslam In 3 more weeks.
WHC CHAMPIONSHIP
HHH (c) w/ Paul Bearer vs Sting
Brock Lesnar vs Kane Beatdown Title
More to be announced in upcoming weeks