This would be WAW's only RR match to date being posted by me January 28th of 2008 and It would be my first try at a real PPV...
Main event - 30 man Royal Rumble match....
Fink: Its now time for the Royal Rumble match (huge crowd pop) Here are the rules, 2 men will start in the ring and every minute there after a supestar will be coming down to the ring. Once all thirty men have made it to the ring the last man in the ring is declared the winner of the Royal Rumble 2008. And goes to Headline Wrestlemania 24. Elimination occures when one supestar goes over the top rope with both feet touching the floor. Now... Lets find out who drew number 1
APA music hits and Faarooq makes his way down to the ring -
APA music hits and Bradshaw makes his way down to the ring -
They stare down and the bell rings and the match begins -
Crowd chants apa. As they lock up to see who off the apa is really the best. This is why they had said that this would be interesting back in the bar. Faarooq, Had started to win the lock up contest. Bradshaw had than kicked him in the gut and than had clostlined him. When they both were back up they were punching and punching until they both were at the bottom right hand corner and than bradshaw had kicked him in the gut and than had pushed him off a bit and had tried to chuck him over. Faarooq had held onto the ropes, Faarooq had than elbowed his partner bradshaw in the gut and than had tried to put his partner over but again no one was over. They tried the lock up again and they are so evenly matched both men know each other so well no one is budging. The countdown hits and
10.....9.....8.....7.....6......5......4......3... ...2.....1...... the crowd is eagerly awaiting the third opponent. And its Shelton Benjamin. Both members of the APA start to team up and work on shelton and is beating him in the corner. Both members of the apa link hands and try to knock him over the top rope but the athletic shelton benjamin had pulled the top rope down and had eliminated both members of the APA. Shelton starts to rest in the corner, catch his breath and than is waiting the next opponent. The next opponent would be by a huge crowd pop Rey Mysterio. He runs down to the ring. Shelton had than as Rey came in the ring had started kicking on him as he rolled under the bottom rope and is not letting him get up so fast. He is pounding and pounding on him. When Rey starts to slowly get up and kick Shelton himself he had than started to kick him in the back of the leg and than had hit a drop kick. Than Had tripped him over and had hit the 619. Huge crowd pop as the Countdown as began to start from 10-1 once again. It was revealed it was Elijah Burke as he ran down to the ring. Rey had not known it was him yet and than had Yanked rey by the legs off the top rope trying to hit the leg drop and pulled him to the outisde and he was eliminated. He had gone in the ring and it was once again one on one. Elijah had started to kick and punch Shelton after he had been hit with the 619, He than had shelton in the corner and had gone dangerously up to the top rope for the Superplex. Shelton benjamin had than started to kick and punch him up there and had than knocked elijah burke down in the middle of the matt. Shelton had than jumped back down to the matt and had hit the T-Bone Suplex. The Countdown had started Once again and a huge crowd pop as the 5th entrant had made his way down to the ring because it was RVD. RVD had gone after knocking with his thunderous kicks down Shelton and Elijah he had than put them on top off each other rolled under the ring and began to go to his roots and had began to be extreme, He had taken a steel chair and than put it on top off Shelton and Elijah and than on all three things had hit the Rolling thunder. He had gone to the top rope. He had than stayed there a second and pointed at Shelton (crowd pop for him to five star frog splash him.) than at elijah (bigger pop) so he frog splashes elijah. He had than lifted up shelton but shelton pocked him in the eye and had tried to take him over the top rope. Both men are fighting and pushing each other on the brink of elimination and agian the countdown began. and it was Muhammid Hassan. Muhamid had ran in and than had put the cobra clutch on Elijah and elijah is tapping out but nothing is happening this is not a normal match as everyone knows. RVD had than kicked Shelton in the head and had started to kick Muhamid in the back of the head as he holds the cobra clutch on elijah. He lets go of it and than shelton is hitting RVD all four men are beating each other up for a couple of seconds until...A 7th man comes the seventh entrant...... Huge crowd pop as the Glass shatters and it is a man that has already had a match tonight STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN. Austin had than knocked everyone down and had been stomping a mud whole and walking it dry on everyone and had given Hassan a stunner which sent him flying over the top rope onto the matt and he was eliminated. He had than ran and started to attack RVD as Shelton was T-bone suplexing Elijah Burke. Elijah had than gotten thrown over the top rope and onto the matt below. Elijah Was eliminated. RVD had gotten Stunnered not long after and had gotten thrown over the top rope aswell. Austin and Shelton were the only men left as the count began again. It was revealed the 9th entrant was The Rated "R" superstar Edge. Edge had ran into the ring and had speared Shelton while staring at Austin. They through Shelton togethor over the top rope and than had worked on each other. Austin had ran and started to beat on edge but edge started to throw right hands off his own. Suddenlt out of anger of being eliminated Hassan ran back in the ring only to be eliminated straight away again. getting back to the action, Edge had speared Austin and than had tried to lift him up but Austin had pocked him in the eye and had stunnered him. can austin win his fourth Rumble ?
The countdown began once again, This time it was the Intercontinental champion John Morrison. John Morrison runs in and clostlines Austin and than hits edge with an insiguri, He than goes for his finisher on Austin and hits it. He tries to lift him up and over but he can not. Austin is holding onto the top rope. Austin than low blows him from behind and than runs and starts to stomp a mud hole and walking it dry on him. He stunners him and edge and than goes to throw edge and morrison over but than hold onto the top rope and than they are on the appron and than they are hitting austin fromt he other end of the appron and than climb back in. The countdown begins once again for the 11th entrant. it is confirmed it is CM Punk. Punk puts Edge on hsi shoulders for the GTS go to sleep and than edge pocked him in the eye and than spears him. But Punk leap frogs over edge and edge had hit his head on the second turnbuckle. edge had tried to run and do it again but Punk had kicked him in the shoulder and than had put him on his shoulders once again for the GTS He had hit it this time and tried to throw him over the top rope but Edge was holding onto the ropes. Austin came up from behind and threw both men over. It was only Austin and Morrison in the ring. Austin had turned around to attack Morrison but Morrison had not been touched for a while and had re-grouped. Morrison had started a pucnh up with Austin which was not a good idea to do that with the rattle snake.
Austin had started to win it but than Morrison had kicked him in the back of the head. He had than done his taunt but the countdown had began and morrison was looking, eagirly awaiting the 12th entrant. It was the seven ft monster STING!. Everyone was shocked. it was the veteran sting. Sting had come on a mission to win and he had big booted morrison the second he came in and than had choke slamed him. Morrison had than been thrown over the top rope onto the floor and he was eliminated. Huge crowd pop as these two faces to veterans to former multi time champions were the only ones in the ring at the time. With Austin slowly getting to his feet gazing at the monster standing in front of him he started to throw right hands and than kicked him in the gut and than went for the stunner but grabbing the head of sting was not easy sting just stood there and austin could not bring him down by the head he was to big. austin was in shock and now sting had started the offense. Sting had than started to throw right hands off his own and than pumphandle slamed him centre, in the middle of the ring. He goes to throw him over but Austin low blows him and both men are down as the count began once again for the unlucky number 13 but could he win it ? It was revealed that it was the man of 1001 holds Chris Jericho! He ran down to the ring. Chris had looked at austin lying there in the ring and than at sting lying there in the ring and had hit the lion moonsult on austin and had gone for the walls of jericho on Sting. Sting was tapping out but this was not a tap out match he did not let go off the hold until Austin was back up and had hit jericho from behind and stunnerd him. He tried to throw him over but he could not. As the coundown had started again these minutes have been going fast but to the wrestlers in the ring it seems like a life time wrestling. The fourteenth superstar was also a seven footer. A monster and had now been in his ninth royal rumble in a row and has the record for the second longest and the most eliminations in one match. It was the monster KANE! Kane had ran in with the other three men in the ring it was left Austin, Jericho, Sting. Kane had ran in and had
uppercutted everyone in sight. He starts to choke austin but gets low blowed and stomped on. Sting comes up from behind and than knocks both men down and does a taunt Jericho than drop kicks Sting and than hits his new finisher the codebreaker. kane was slowly getting back to his feet and had ran and clostlined jericho. He tries to throw jericho over but jericho would not let him elbowing hi in the gut and than starts to get choked by sting and than chokeslamed. Sting had just chokelsamed Kane..... The countdown had started to go ....... The 15th entrant was the Monster Abyss..... Huge crowd Heat as he ran to the ring.....The Monster Abyss had started to beat on everyone until Kane had gotten up adn they had locked eyes these two monsters had locked eyes, Abyss had ran at kane but Kane had put his arm out to choke him and than chokeslames him over the top rope and onto the floor.... Abyss had been imphaticly eliminated by kane.... Kane had than started to work on Stone cold but Stone cold had kicked him in the gut after having a few moments to regroup and than stunners him Kane is down for the moment, Austin runs at Jericho and he is having a brawl with Jericho..... Sting
had hit them both from behind and than had started to choke them both and had chokeslamed both of them but than from behind kane had hit him after adn kane was the last man standing at the moment as the coundown began once again ... The 16th entrant was.. The Loud Mouth, Hard Hitting Smash Mouth Talking Mr Kennedy........ Mr Kennedy had lowerd the mike and began to speak right in the middle of the rumble as Kane was right in front of him. Kane was looking at him like he was an idiot. Kane grabbs the mike off him and starts to hit him with it and Kennedy starts to bleed.... The mike raises up again and than Kane continues to pound on him... Kane looks like he is dominating the rumble... Sting is back up adn tries to double chokeslam Kennedy and Kane but Btoh of them grabb Sting's head and throw him over the top rope and continue to work on each other as Jericho works on Austin on the other side of the ring... so left in the ring is Kane, Jericho and Austin and kennedy. jericho had started a fight again with kane after knocking sting over the top rope. austin gets up and knocks him over and than stunnes them. He tries to throw Jericho over the top rope but he puts the brackes on and than throws Austin over Jericho just eliminated Austin Damn it. THe countdown has started again for number 17....
Number 17 was Umaga which made it four men in the ring. kane than knocks down Jericho after he threw out austin and than Umaga gets in the ring and is taking down Kennedy and has him in the corner for the Train reck move adn than out of no where Kane realises that Umaga was doing something and than runs and takes down the samoan bulldozer in mid move and knocks him over the top rope..... Umaga had just been eliminated... The coutdown began once again as Jericho and Kennedy were teaming up on the biggest threat the monster Kane.... It was revealed the 18th entrant
was............................................... .................................................. ..... The olympic gold medalist Kurt Angle... He ran towards the ring wanting another title shot tonight.... Kurt Angle runs in the ring helping them attack Kane and than german suplexes kane and than starts to stomp on them, He takes a few steps back and as Jericho and Kennedy were beating up on kane Kurt angle german suplexes Jericho and than Angle slams Kennedy. He goes to pull down the straps for the ankle lock on kennedy but Kane had than thrown Kurt over and out i guess this is not his night ? And the Nine teenth entrant was on his way and it was.... The death Defying, Homicidal, Suicidal Ecw Original Sabu.....Sabu grabbs a steel chair and runs in the ring and goes to hit everyone and than DDT's everyone on the chair. He looks like he is at an advantage but the samoan bulldozer Umaga who was still at rage from being eliminated had come in samoan spiked sabu and than eliminated him along with Kennedy and Jericho he tries to do the same to kane but he gets chokeslamed out. Kane is the last man in the ring standing until the countdown began again for the 20 entrant.... Matt Hardy... KAne had started to punch up on Kane. but kane does not seem fazed.... Kane than lifts Matt Hardy up and over Kane is on a mission and no one will stop him... Or will someone...
Because the 21st entrant was THE BIG SHOW! Big show Big show and Kane had a stare down as the crowd were on there feet. They started throwing right hands at each other and both men were choking each other out. both men are near the brink of elimination on the edge choking each other out and the coundown began once again, The 22nd entrant was MVP. Kane and Big show had stoped their battles and than had noticed the MVP near them and looks at him and grabbed his shirt and both men threw him over and MVP was eliminated as kane and big show start to work on each other again.... Choking each other out and trying to slowly move towards the top rope as the countdown began one again this time for the number twenty three..... It was Christian cage. Cage had started working on show and than hitting kane. He hits Show in the back with fist after fist after fist and than jumps on his back for a sleeper hold and than show just falls over the top rope trying to throw cage off his back over but cage holding on pulled show down with him. kane was awaiting the twenty fourth entrant who makes kane here for ten entrants already............................
The Twenty Fourth Entrant in the 2008 Royal Rumble was the High flying Jeff hardy... Jeff doe s a back muel kick on Kane and than gets him in the corner, He jumpes to the top rope and than as he comes down Kicks him in the gut with both feet like he does and as kane moves / crawls to the centre of the ring he hits the whisper in the wind and tries to lift him up as the count begins once again for entrant 25........... It was The Animal Batista. Who had ran in and speared Hardy and threw him over the top rope, He starts to stomp on kane and than hits the Batista bomb on him. He does a few more taunts and Kane is still moving. He goes for it again and than tries to throw him over the top rope but kane pushes him over to the other end of the ring and Batista in shock runs at him and spears him as entrant twenty six came down to the ring........................................ It was the Fighting Irishman Finlay........ FInlay had than gone in the ring with the shilleligh and than starts to band Batista in the head with it and goes for the crusifix and throws him over but batista does not go over so easily. He is still got some fight in him they are fighting on both ends of the appron but than out of no where Kane comes up from behind and knocks both of them over.... kane had eliminated nine superstars so far and was on his way to maybe win the rumble and maybe if he can beat his own record as number twenty eight was on his way down to the ring with a huge pop as IF YA SMELLL !!! HITS.... And the Rock storms down to the ring as the big red monster kane awaits him..... The Rock had than start throwing his right hands and knocking him down, He was laying the Smackdown on the Big red monster. Rock had hit the manhatton drop and had gone for the Peoples elbow and had hit it. As he had hit it the countdown for entrant 29# had gone down to 1 and another 3rd Generation wrestler had come down to the ring. It was a man that had already won a match tonight Randy Orton...... Orton had run into the ring and had than RKO'd everyone there and than Edge had still pissed off from before had ran in and speared him and than had thrown him over the top rope and they had brawled over the crowd barrior and out of sight. There has to be an aftrmath next week......... Kane and Rock are both down from RKO's and than as the countdown begins for the very lucky 30# entrant begins Triple H makes his way to the ring but Kane sits up and Rock kicks himself up. They all three stare down at each other HHH does a crotch chop to them, Kane clenches his fist and does the chokeslam sign / taunt and than Rock says Just Bring it. They all jump on each other
Kane the Stronger one gets a slight advantage pushing both of them at the corner on top of ech other and than running at the corner and squashing them. He Chokeslams HHH that gets out of the squashed corner with Rock first and than throws him over and than geos for a chokeslam on Rock but He blocks it into a rock bottom but Kane elbows him in the back of the head and than chokeslams him over.
He does his pyro's in the middle of the ring and than begins to laugh because at Wrestlemania he vrses his older brother the Undertaker who is 15-0 at mania and 2 of them was kane, and kane believes that he is going to win this one... but we will have to wait and find out ?
WINNER OF THE 2008 ROYAL RUMBLE KANE!
*Show fades away and ends*
ENTRY ORDER / Elimination Order.
1.Faarooq - Eliminated by shelton Benjamin
2.Bradshaw - Eliminated by Shelton Benjamin
3.Shelton Benjamin - Eliminated by Edge
4.Rey Mysterio - Eliminated by Elijah Burke
5.Elijah Burke - Eliminated By Stone Cold
6.RVD - Eliminated by Shelton Benjamin
7.Muhamid Hassan - Eliminated by Stone Cold
8.Austin - ELiminated by Jericho
9.Edge - Eliminated by Stone Cold
10.John Morrison - Eliminated by STING
11.CM Punk - Eliminated By Stone Cold
12.STING - Eliminated by Kane and Mr Kennedy
13.Chris Jericho - ELiminated by Umaga
14.Kane (Winner) - ----------------------------------------------
15.Abyss - Eliminated by Kane
16.Mr Kennedy - Eliminated by Umaga
17.Umaga - Eliminated by Kane
18.Kurt Angle - Eliminated by Kane
19.Sabu - Eliminated by umaga
20.Matt Hardy - Eliminated by Kane
21.Big Show - Eliminated by Cage
22.MVP - Eliminated by Show and Kane
23.Christian cage - Eliminated by Show
24.Jeff Hardy - Eliminated by Batista
25.Batista - Eliminated by Kane
26.Finlay - ELiminated by Kane
27.John Cena - Eliminated by - It was strange Cena had never shown up, was something Wrong ?, will cena explain himself on the next waw episode ?
28.The Rock - Eliminated by Kane
29.Randy Orton - Eliminated By Edge
30.Triple H - Eliminated By Kane