And Now UWF Presents...
Pyro hits all over the arena as the fans cheer like crazy seeing the Anarchy logo, we see signs all over the place such as "I love Jeff Hardy", and "Show off" signs through out the arena. The fans cheer like crazy as we are taken down at ringside with Taz,Joey Styles, and William Regal
Joey Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to Thursday night Anarchy, I am Joey Styles here with Taz, and William Regal. What a night we have in store for you guys.
Taz: You ain't kidding Joe, I mean this is better then watching the stupid Buccaneers taking on those Panthers. Ha I mean what chumps
William Regal: Yes well anyways we have some big match ups here tonight. Some fresh faces as that fool Russo would call it.
Taz: Ey watch it Regal, the only bad thing Russo has done is get rid of my boy Tyson Kidd, but other then that he has been doing a great job here on Thursday night
Joey Styles: Let's take it away to Christy Hemme, Who has our first opening match.
Christy Hemme: The Following match up is the finals of the Hardcore Tournament
Its a Shameful Thing
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“Written In My Face†starts to play out and Sheamus walks out from behind the curtain with an unamused look on his face. He wastes no time and heads straight to the ring. Sheamus is in the ring, as he paces back and forward getting excited for this one as he smiles to the fans and he waves. Sheamus goes and he awaits.
Ground zero, bow down to the countdown...
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At the commencement of the theme belonging to the intimidating force known as the Three Minute Warning, the UWF Universe already fill the arena with a hostile reception. Many superstars would be intimidated at such a negative response to their arrival, but not these three. Soon enough the beastly Brodus Clay and monstrous Ezekiel Jackson wander out from the back standing alongside one another, slowly joined by their voice, Eric Bischoff. The three men reach the bottom of the ramp, walk up the steel steps and enter the ring as Clay & Jackson stand just behind the centre of the ring, arms folded, glaring out at the sea of fans, Jackson, and Bishoff leave the ring as the bell sounds for the start of the match.
After the two make their entrances, the referee calls for the bell and Sheamus and Brodus Clay get ready to go to war. The two men lock up and this turns into a stalemate. No man really has a power advantage in this one, Clay gets the slight advantage and pushes Sheamus back into the corner. Clay has Sheamus in the corner and is clawing into his face while the ref is starting his five count. Clay breaks but the break is not clean as he soon delivers a shot to the midsection of the Celtic Warrior. Brodus takes a few steps back to create some distance and runs at Sheamus who's in the corner. Sheamus has enough time however to move out of the way so Clay gets a chest full of turnbuckle. Sheamus rolls Clay up to try to go for the quick cover.
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Kick out at one! Sheamus is going to have to do a lot more than that to defeat Brodus Clay. Both men get back to their feet and they lock up again. Sheamus quickly gets Clay into a side-headlock and starts to wrench on the neck of his opponent. Sheamus is able to take the larger Clay over and onto the mat. Clay is able to get to a knee, then to his feet and push Sheamus off. Sheamus runs back at Clay, but Brodus catches him and hooks him for a t-bone suplex. Clay takes a few steps closer to the turnbuckle and launches Sheamus over head with a t-bone suplex so that Sheamus lands upside down in the corner. With Sheamus upside in the corner, Brodus Clay builds up a head of steam, runs and knees his opponent in his chest. Sheamus falls to the mat, holding his midsection. Clay drags his opponent back to his feet just to pick him up and hit him with a side slam. The crowd starts to boo, and with Sheamus on the mat on his back, Clay is looking to his his big splash. Clay bounces off the ropes and before he gets to Sheamus, he leaps into the air however all he hits is the mat as Sheamus is able to roll out of the way. Sheamus capitalizes on this opportunity and rolls Clay to his back, hooks the leg and the referee goes down to count.
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Kickout! Clay gets the shoulder out just after a two count. Sheamus gets back to his feet and makes his way over to the corner. He exits the ring to get on the apron then scales his way to the top rope as he's waiting for Clay to get back to his feet. Sheamus jumps off the top rope looking for a double axe handle and he gets all of it on Brodus as Brodus crashes to the mat. Clay gets back to his feet rather quickly and is able to grab Sheamus while he's still getting back to his feet. Clay picks Sheamus up to his feet and throws him over the ropes, so Sheamus lands on the apron. The two battle each other with a flurry of punches until Sheamus gets the upper hand, Sheamus is able gain the upper hand and pulls Brodus through the ropes so both men are now on the apron. Brodus gets the upper hand, and kicks Sheamus in the stomach, Clay gets Sheamus into powerbomb position and lifts him up and powerbombs him onto the apron. The crowd breaks out onto a 'Holy Shit!' chant as Sheamus rolls off the apron and onto the mat outside, holding his back. Clay enters the ring again and beats his chest as a show of dominance over his opponent.
After a while, Sheamus makes his way back into the ring and Clay charges at him with a clothesline, Sheamus ducks the clothesline and when Clay turns around Sheamus hits him with a double axehandle. Clay quickly gets back to his feet and Sheamus hits him with another double axehandle. Sheamus hits his chest with his fist as he waits for Clay to get back to his feet, Sheamus shows off his strength here as he picks Clay up and hits him with the White Noise! Sheamus makes his way to the corner and waits for Clay to get back to his feet, he's looking for one thing and one thing only. Clay doesn't seem to know where he's at and right when he turns around he's hit with a huge Brogue Kick!
Sheamus goes for the cover.
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Christy Hemme: Here is your winner Sheamus!
Joey Styles: What a huge win here for Sheamus tonight!
As Sheamus is celebrating, the fans begin to give a mix reaction. Sheamus turns around, and he gets hit by the hardcore championship squared in the face. Sheamus is down on the mat as a possessed Mr. Anderson looks down on him and breathes heavily. The fans keep giving a mix reaction as he just looks down on his opponent at Bad Blood, Anderson goes and he holds his hardcore championship high in the sky as the camera fades to a different scene here we see the Ultimate Warrior sitting in a hospital bed, with a neck collar, and an IV attached too him Ultimate Warrior begins to speak
Ultimate Warrior: Don't think that you can count me out.... Ahhh the spirits the Wrestling spirits they hear my claim. They want me there at Bad Blood, and they will get me there.... This right here, this neckbrace it means nothing, this IV it means nothing... All that matters is the Warrior coming into that arena, and defeating the tiny, and much punier Drew Mcyintire. The Warrior will be there promise....
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Hi I am Chase, you may know me as the dude who makes Podcast here in the UWF, as well as the dude who plays three characters, and the dude who writes for Anarchy, You people may be wondering. Chase how do you fit that into your schedule? Well simple because of Alpha Brain. Alpha Brain has helped me open my eyes and has made me into a smarter person, Try out Aplha Brain at onit dot com. We now bring you back to Anarchy.
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The Camera cuts to a backstage area where Carlito is sitting back in a chair
Carlito: It has now been close to a month now since Vince Russo personally called Carlito and asked him to return to the UWF and to be completely honest Carlito hasn't quite been at Carlitos full potential. Carlito knows that, Vince Russo knows that, the Entire Establishment knows that, but this Sunday that all comes to an end when Carlito brings Gold to the Establishment, when Carlito brings the Extreme championship back to its rightful home on Anarchy, when Carlito finally shuts the mouths of all you fans and superstars in the back who think Carlito is the weak link and laughing stock of The Establishment! Carlito will no longer be a joke in the UWF!
Carlito takes a deep breath to calm down before beginning to speak again
Carlito: For weeks now Carlito has been abused and insulted for being a part of Vince Russo's stable but as I look through the participants named for this 6 man event Carlito realizes that your all a bunch of hypocrites. Curt Hawkins you walk around with your 3MB buddies as do you R-Truth with 3LK and our great extreme champion Umaga is rarely seen without Trish Stratus and The Rock, so why are Carlito and Big Show the bad guys? The only person flying solo and Carlito is sure he has a few voices in his head he can talk to.
Carlito stands and looks into the camera
Carlito: Badd Blood, such a perfect name to go along with this Extreme match, 6 people will enter and Blood will be spilled but at the end of the match when that bell goes Carlito will still be standing, Carlito will no longer be a joke Carlito will be the UWF Extreme Champion and Carlito will be back on top where the Colon name and The Establishment belongs, Now thats Cool!
Carlito takes a bite out of an apple and spits it over the camera as it returns to the ring
The scene opens up backstage where only one member of 3MB, Curt Hawkins, is sitting. He is alone on a crate, with his glasses on, and hood up. No other member of 3MB is around him.
Curt Hawkins
Will you allow me to be serious for one moment here? I want to tell you a story about someone who was once the top rising star in the UWF. Someone who was once revered as "The Future." I want to tell you the story of Curt Hawkins. Many of you know me as a member of the fun loving, rock trio known as the Three Man Band. But before that I was a renowned rising star on the Raw brand, on my way to to the top. I held the Hardcore Championship, and went undefeated for weeks on end.. I was quickly on my way to becoming the King of the Ring that year. I had it all, was on top of the world winning all the awards there were to win and life was good. I was with my former best friend, Tyler Reks, and everything was just perfect. Then...things started to happen. My mental frame switched. I lost the title. I lost my streak, and it seemed like whatever I did, I just couldn’t win anymore. The final nail came last year when I suffered an injury that would put me on the shelf for months.
Curt pauses.
Curt Hawkins
That’s where it all ended. Lost my title. Lost my spot on Raw. Lost my best friend. Lost my confidence. Hell, I was ready to hang the boots up at 26 years old. I was sitting at home resting my injury when I got a call from someone. Someone who I had known very little about. He called me up and he said “Curt, I’m putting together a group, a band, and I want you in it.†After some thought I decided to give it ago, and try it out. That’s when I met my new best friend, and the reason why I’m still in the company today, Heath Slater. He picked me up, and he believed in me when no one else did. He saw that I was a former champion, and he knew I was going to be a future champion. Now look at me. I’m starting to climb that ladder again and after the dust is settled at Bad Blood, 5 men will lay at my feet and I will once again be..champion.
Curt hops off the crate and looks into the camera, taking his glasses off.
Curt Hawkins
I may not be the same man that I was a year ago at this time. But I’m still just as talented. I’m still just as skilled. I changed my look, changed who I hang out with, and yeah, I have some fun now, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have what it takes to get back to the top. The title comes to 3MB this Sunday. I don’t care how big Umaga, and Big Show are. I don’t care about the speed and agility of Rey Mysterio. I don’t care about Carlito and his “establishment.†I don’t care about Christopher Daniels veteran knowledge. Because when you take the best parts of all of them, and you wrap it up in one perfect package..You get me. Queens Finest.
Curt tosses the shades at the camera and walks off.
Taz: Some intense going on here don't ya think Joey? ]
Joey Styles:Taz these men are going for the Extreme Championship this Sunday night. If they aren't serious about it they must have some Extreme problems
Taz: It's time for tha' 3 way, baby!
Regal: Great. We have a clown who thinks he's in a rock and roll band taking on a monster who has been tamed by Santino Marella of all people and someone like Hernandez has to face them both?
Styles: Actually, William, I'm receiving word from the office of Vince Russo. Oh, you've got to be kidding me!
Taz: What's the deal, Joey?
Styles: Well, apparently, Vince Russo has excused Hernandez from the match!
Regal: Great, now this match means even less!
Taz: It's Russo. He loves his swerves!
We are then taken to the ring where Christy Hemme is waiting.
Christy Hemme: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
"We're a 3 Man Band!!!!"
The theme of the 3MB plays out for the UWF audience to a positive response. The fans are eating up the act of 3MB. The camera zooms in on the crowd on people who are holding up 3MB signs. The trio of Rockstars walks out from the back, pumped like always, and led by The One Man Band himself, Heath Slater.
Both Jinder and Hawkins take either side while Heath plays the Air Guitar. Heath jumps to his feet and the three make their way to the ring.
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'Lose My Mind (Instrumental) begins playing throughout the titantron as Roman Reigns comes from the side of the entrance via the crowd, Roman stops by the barricade as he looks at the ring.
Roman Reigns then leaps over the barricade as he approaches towards the commentary desk where he snatches a microphone, Roman Reigns then hops up onto the apron as he steps into the ring. The referee then rings the bell.
DING!
DING!
DING!
The bell sounds and this one is underway. Slater does some more air guitar as he screams "3 MAN BAAAAAAAND, BAY-BAY!. As he does, Reigns nails him with a big splash. Slater falls to the mat and then Reigns starts stomping away at him. After a few attempts by the referee, Reigns steps away from Slater and sets up in the opposite corner and stalks him.
Taz: Reigns is really taking it to Heath Slater!
As Slater gets to his feet, Reigns charges at him with a spear. As he does, Slater sidesteps him and sends Reigns shoulder-first into the ring post. Reigns falls to the mat in pain, holding his shoulder. He's leaned up against the corner which Slater takes advantage of. Slater hits Roman with a big boot across the face. Slater drags Reigns by the leg to the center of the ring and pins him.
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KICK-OUT!!
And does Reigns kick out. Slater goes sailing into the air as Reigns kicks out. Heath lands on his feet and meets Reigns up. Both men begin exchanging punches. Eventually, Reigns backs Slater up into the rope. He whips Slater off the ropes and, on the rebound, nails Slater with a huge clothesline. He slaps his chest a few times and grabs him up and sets him up in powerbomb position.
Styles: This could be all she wrote!
Regal: In a perfect world, yes.
As Reigns goes to lift Slater up, Heath squirms free and ends up countering with a back body drop. Slater is back on the attack as he applies a front facelock. Slater wrenches it in a few moments before Roman powers himself to his feet. Slater, however, refuses to let go of the hold and is still applying it. The referee finally creates separation and Slater lets him go. Slater then causually pins Reigns.
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KICK-OUT!!
Reigns gets his shoulder up. Slater then gets on top of Reigns and start pounding away with right hands to his face. The referee, after several attempts, stops it. Slater backs off as Reigns stands up angrily. After a few moments, Reigns is turned around and is met with a few right hands by Slater. Heath attempts to whip Roman into the ropes but Reigns reverses and whips Slater into the ropes. As Slater comes back, Reigns attempts a clothesline but Slater ducks. As Reigns turns around, Slater springboards off the ropes and hits Reigns with a crossbody. Instead of going down, Roman catches Slater and hits Slater with an overhead slam! Reigns then covers Slater again.
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KICK-OUT!!
Taz: That should've been it!
Styles: Never count out the 3MB front man!
Slater somehow gets the shoulder up. Reigns looks up with a look of utter disbelief on his face. Reigns grabs Slater up and drags him to the corner and begins hitting him repeatedly with shoulder thrusts. You can see the pain in Slater's face as Reigns drives his shoulder into his abdomen. Reigns then whips Slater intot he opposite corner. As Reigns charges toward him, Slater gets his knees up and blasts Reigns in the face.
Regal: The tenacity on this Heath Slater is remarkable.
Slater quickly hops up onto the second rope and grabs Roman by the head. He then plants Reigns to the mat with a Tornado DDT. Heath then covers Reigns.
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KICK-OUT!!
Slater gets up and goes back up top. This time going to the top rope. Before he can do anything, Reigns hits the nearby ropes and ends up racking Slater on the top rope. Reigns then scales the turnbuckle in front of him and hits Slater with a superplex! Reigns then places an arm over Slater.
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KICK-OUT!!
Styles: OH MY GOD!
Taz: How did Slater kick out?
Reigns lifts Slater back up to his feet but Slater springs to life and begins hammering away on Roman. He sends him into the ropes and attempts a clothesline. Reigns ducks the clothesline attempt and, instead, nails Slater with a huge Spear!
Regal: What a devastating move!
Reigns then pins Slater.
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YOUR WINNER, ROMAN REIGNS!!!
Styles: Roman Reigns with a decisive victory over the 3MB member!
Taz: Don't take anything away from Heath Slater. He put up a valiant effort but, uh, he just couldn't take big Roman down!
Slater rolls out of the ring and Mahal and Hawkins help him up the ramp as Reigns celebrates his win. We then head to another segment.
We take a break from the Anarchy action and head backstage to where one of Anarchy's most underrated performers is standing by.
"The Blue Chipper" Alex Riley: For weeks, I've sat backed and watched as my best friend Matt Morgan dispatched of everyone that this brand has to offer. One by one, he put them down all in the pursuit of change. All in the pursuit of being the next International Heavyweight Champion of the world and completely altering the landscape of this business. And every step of the way, I've grown more and more proud of him. He's doing exactly what he said he was going to do.
Riley: But tonight, tonight is something different. Tonight is my night to prove that Matt Morgan isn't the only member of G.E.N.E that can make an impact. Alex Riley can do the same damn thing. And tonight it's going to happen as I make my singles debut.
Riley: Hurricane, tonight I prove to you that "justice" is indeed blind. You're fighting for the wrong cause Helms. But what we're fighting for; what G.E.N.E. is fighting for is change. Tonight, Alex Riley begins the transformation of this business and on Sunday, Matt Morgan finishes off the process. But I'm not going to talk about it back here. I'm not going to stay back here and tell it to the cameraman. I'm going to go out to that ring Hurricane and I'm going to Say It To Your Face!
Riley pie faces the cameraman and walks off as the scene fades.
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Matt Morgan's face is revealed bearing a huge smile.
"The Blueprint" Matt Morgan: In 72 mere hours, I will FINALLY get what I deserve. I will finally get to the top of the mountain after years of being held back. The International Heavyweight Championship will belong to me by the end of Sunday night.
Morgan: Later this evening, I'm supposed to join my five other "opponents" in the center of that ring and we're supposed to debate why we're going to win this Sunday. I don't need to debate anyone to tell why I'm going to win. The proof is in the history books. Look at who I've beaten. Look at where I am. There's a reason why Mister Russo wants me to join The Establishment and that's because I am the hottest ticket in Ultimate Wrestling Federation today.
Morgan: But tonight, I'll entertain everyone and take part in this little debate. But when the words are finished and everyone has said their peace; I will do what I do best. And that is put each and everyone one of my competition down for the count. And then this Sunday; I will make it official. I have been the top wrestler on Anarchy ever since the day I was drafted but when I climb that ladder and unhook MY Championship, it will be official. Then and only then will the landscape of this business change. 72 hours....
Morgan smirks before looking into the camera.
Morgan: Until I change this business forever.
Morgan tosses the camera onto the ground causing the static to come up again.
Fade.
The camera goes back to Taz, Styles and Regal as they begin to speak
Taz: Woah some intense fury by Matt Morgan there..
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The crowd cheers on as "The Million Dollar Man" comes out from the back. Ted Dibiase Sr. tosses money to the crowd as he walks his way down to ringside while doing his classic laugh. As Dibiase gets to ringside, he walks up the steps and heads inside the ring and walks over to the corner and is handed a microphone
Ted Dibiase Sr.: Wealth is the bottom line and wealth will allow you to succeed in this business. Last week, I paid off, Vince Russo to make an appearance here on Anarchy as a non-paid employee in the UWF. Money isn't everything, it's the ONLY thing HAHAHAHAHAHA.
The crowd cheers Dibiase Sr. on with his classic laugh
Ted Dibiase Sr.: I made my return to professional wrestling last week not as an active member, but as a scout. I am back in wrestling as a business matter and a business matter only. I'm done with active competition. I am here because money does buy you whatever it is you want and certainly as "The Million Dollar Man" it will. I spoke with, Vince Russo about my plans on coming back and playing a major role here on Anarchy. When I saw The Establishment and the core of guys in it, it made me think about two superstars or free agents for that matter that would fit perfectly with the group. You have a bunch of well established wrestlers that currently are trying to figure out who's running The Establishment, but with my two guys they will help further The Establishment to even more new heights in its quest to take over the UWF.
Dibiase Sr. pauses for a moment as the crowd boos for him wanting to join The Establishment
Ted Dibiase Sr: Now I understand why you're upset, but this is a business matter and money talks when it comes to business. Now, Vince Russo, he has yet to make a decision about whether or not he would like to sign my guys. However, he has granted me the opportunity to bring them along with me tonight for a hefty payout. Like I said, money talks and I have the money to do all the talking. With that said allow me to welcome you the first new Client of Money Inc. and future member of The Establishment...............
"X-PAC"
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The crowd erupts as X-Pac comes out from the back. X-Pac is all hyped up and tries to get the crowd going
X-Pac heads to the ring as enjoys his walk down to ringside. X-Pac gets onto the apron and heads inside the ring and hugs, Dibiase Sr. before he heads to the corner and climbs to the middle turnbuckle and is continued to be cheered on
Ted Dibiase Sr.: Surprise, surprise. Now that's what happens when money talks. I bet you all forgot about one the most talented superstars of all time. He's a great fit for The Establishment. Now if you thought that was big, this next one and lastly my second client is one of the biggest superstars of all time that I am surprised hasn't been scarfed up by any other brand. Bring him on out...........
Sirens Are Heard throughout the arena
"HOLLAR IF YA HEAR ME"
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The crowd goes into a frenzy as Scott Steiner walks out from the back
Steiner walks down to ringside and is being greeted by cheers. Steiner pounds fist with a few fans along the way. Steiner walks up the stairs and heads inside the ring and shakes Dibiase Sr.'s hand as well as X-Pac's. Dibiase Sr. hands X-Pac the microphone first
X-Pac: First off I just wanted to say what's up to my boys on Smackdown, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, and Triple H. You boys are doing big things over there on Smackdown, but we're about to do it much bigger on Anarchy. And remember one thing, you three are just a version of the Kliq. You don't have two of the biggest members of the Kliq in myself or Shawn Michaels over there with you, but you guys keep on doing your thing.
An "X-Pac" chant breaks out
X-Pac: Now back to the matter at hands, the Kid is back in professional wrestling! I can't speak for, Scott Steiner, but I am back to kick some ass and raise some hell while I'm back in the business. I was sitting at home and I get a phone call from a familiar voice that I hadn't heard from in a long time in, Ted Dibiase's. So it's one of those you have to take calls. Ted, proposed an idea and any way I could get back into the business, I would do it. Not to mention like he says, money talks! Now it's not official that I am even back. That's up to, Vince Russo, but Ted, just for even getting me here, I will always have your back! Vince Russo, where ready to rip ass on the UWF. Make the right choice.
X-Pac hands Steiner the microphone
Scott Steiner: This goes out to all my freaks out there. Big Poppa Pump is your hook up. Hollar if ya here me!
The crowd erupts for Steiner's phrase and chant "Poppa Pump" and do a dog bark
Scott Steiner: What X-Pac said, I agree with. It's been a long time since I have been in a ring and I am ready to kick some ass and take some names along the way. Vince Russo, I've known you for years and I know you will do what is best for business and that's put your two biggest free agent signings into The Establishment.
Steiner hands Dibiase Sr. the microphone
Ted Dibiase Sr.: You heard it for yourself, Vince Russo. I spent hundreds of thousands to just talk to you and bring in these guys here tonight. I know you will make the right decision. These two guys will further carry The Establishment on their shoulders. And if that doesn't make your decision for you, then money will HAHAHAHAHA.
Dibiase Sr.'s music goes off as the three men hold their hands together in the air in support of joining Anarchy and The Establishment. Anarchy fades to commercial break
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Say It To My Face!!!
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Downstait's "Say It To My Face" begins playing and the fans begin to groan as the arrival of the Alex Riley is imminent. Alex Riley doesn't disappoint the people and comes out onto the stage but he's not alone. Standing to his left is his manager, Paul Heyman. The two stand smugly on the stage and bask in the boos that rain down on them.
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Hurricanes music plays as the fans are cheering like crazy excited for the Hurricane to come out. Riley is awaiting, but the music blares in the background, and Helms hasn't come out yet. The fans are in there seats awaiting, for the man to come out when all of a sudden
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Shane Helms comes out instead as the fans are confused but still cheering like crazy, the fans don't know what to expect as Shane Helms is making his way to the ring, Helms makes his way to the ring, and he awaits for the bell to rang. They ring the bell as the match begins
Helms is in the ring as the fans are confused what he is doing in there. Riley dosen’t seem to care as he goes and he charges at Helms clotheslining him. Helms is down on the ground, as Riley goes and he stomps him a couple of times. Paul Heyman is cheering him on as Riley stands there and he poses a bit to show people that he is all that. Riley goes and he picks up Helms and he knees him in the gut a couple of times. Riley then goes and he hits a vertical suplex. Helms is on the mat as Riley gets up and he poses.
Joey Styles: I thought we are going to get the Hurricane tonight.
Taz: Joey who cares if its Hurricane or Shane Helms. You know he dosen’t stand a chance against Alex Riley.
Riley goes, and he picks up Helms again, and this time sends him flying to the corner. Riley goes and he jumps a couple of times, and he charges at Helms, but Helms slips away, and Riley goes right into the turnbuckle. The fans cheer, as Riley turns around, and Helms kicks him in the gut. Helm goes off the ropes hitting a running fameasser onto Riley. Riley’s head bounces off the mat, as Helm goes and he gets up not really being emotional about hitting a big move.
William Regal: Very good move by Helms here.
Taz: Ehh it was nothing special Regal. We all know my boy Alex Riley is going to come back and win.
Riley is down on the mat, as Helms goes and he starts to physically dissect him being stomped on. The fans cheer like crazy seeing this, but Helms is paying no attention to it. Helms goes, and he picks up Riley and he does a simple body slam on him. Helms goes as he bounces off the ropes, and hits Riley with a killer leg drop. Helms hooks the leg as the fans count along with the referee.
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No Riley kicks out. Fans echo 2 around the arena, as Riley is getting up after the two. Helms sees this as he goes and he grabs the head of Riley, and begins to hit vicious back strikes on him. Helms all of a sudden is lifted up high in the sky, as Riley goes and hits a mean spinebuster on him. Riley is on the ground down, but he kips up at the last second. Heyman is seen on the outside clapping him on. Riley goes and he bounces off the ropes. Going slowly when all of a sudden he throws a fake grenade, and hits a elbow right onto the sternum of Helms. Riley hits the A-bomb. Riley goes for the cover.
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No Helms kicks out of the move. Riley goes and he picks up Helms. Riley looks at the crowd, and it is almost like he is waving goodbye towards them. Riley goes and he tries for the your Dismiss, but Helms slips away. The fans cheer, and Helms goes and flips over him, and goes for the pin.
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No Riley kicked out.
Joey Styles: That was very Hurricane esque by Shane Helms
Riley gets up, and he charges at Helms, but Helms slides underneath him. Riley turns around as Helms hits a huricurrana on him. The fans cheer like crazy seeing the move as Helms seem to go into his alter ego a bit, and acknowledges the fans. Helms goes and he heads to the top turnbuckle. The fans cheer like crazy, but all of a sudden Heyman goes up to the ring apron. The Referee is telling him to get down as Helms is distracted by that. Riley goes and he pushes Helms, and Helms falls on his crotch right into the turnbuckle. Riley goes up the turnbuckle, and grabs the head hitting a your dismissed from the top rope. Heyman jumps off the apron, as Riley goes for the pin.
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Christy Hemme: Here is your winner, one half of G.E.N.E Alex Riley.
Joey Styles: Damn it Paul Heyman!
Taz: Hey Joe that man is your former boss. Show some respect kid.
Riley goes as he is not done with Helms as he begins stomping on him. The fans begin to boo, when all of a sudden Matt Morgan comes out. Morgan, and riley begins to stomp on Shane Helms.
Joey Styles: Oh come on this isn’t fair guys.
Taz: Hey all fair in love and scorn.
William Regal: Taz, not only did you say the motto wrong, but it dosen’t fit in this situation what so ever.
Helms is just getting beaten down as the boo like crazy seeing this. Riley goes, and he picks up Helms sending him over to Matt Morgan. Morgan goes, and he grabs Helms as he hits a hellevator right onto him. G.E.N.E stands tall over the down Hurricane as the segment fades to black.
The camera opens up backstage where The Big Show is looking into the camera.
The Big Show:
This weekend at Badd Blood, I will finally prove to myself, to all of you, and to Vince Russo that I am not a laughing stock. I am going to prove that I am the best that The Establishment has to offer, and I am going to book my place in the next International Championship match. I am going to make sure that Vince Russo sees my dominance and I will ensure that he puts his total faith in me. This weekend, I am going to beat five other men in a six pack challenge, a match that suits me down to a tee. Lately, I have been involved in a lot of multi man matches, and I have proved that I am deserving of more. I have knocked out many people since I have come to Anarchy, five more won’t phase me. I am a GIANT, I am the biggest threat to anyone who crosses me, Vince or anyone in The Establishment, but people like Umaga still just don’t see that. They think that I am still the happy, dancing clown of the past; they think that they can interrupt my matches, try to embarrass me but it’s not happening.
I won’t be stepped on like I was in the past, and Umaga will get exactly what he deserves at Badd Blood. Umaga will be hit with my giant right hand and knocked out. You see, my right hand is a weapon, a weapon of mass destruction and nobody else in this company has a weapon like that, and it is a weapon that will give me an advantage in the six pack challenge. One minute, you can think you have a real chance, and then the next minute I can hit you so hard in your face that you fall down, out cold. One punch is all it takes, and then your dream is gone. None of you have that kind of power, and I guarantee you that I will knock out each and every one of you out and walk out the new Extreme Champion.
One of my friends, my partner, Carlito is also in the match at Badd Blood, but I will not let that distract me from claiming what should already be mine. Carlito knows that this is an individual match, and I don’t mean to hurt him, and we will still be partners after the match has finished, but if he stands in the way of me winning the championship, then he’s going to be treated the same as Umaga is. Carlito is another member of The Establishment that is overlooked time and time again and he is out to prove himself, just like me. We are out to prove to Vince, that he doesn’t need to go and find new members for our group, because he has already got the best of Anarchy right here. Shawn Michaels, Matt Morgan, they don’t DESERVE to be in the International Championship match, they don’t give a damn about you Vince, they don’t care about The Establishment, they only care about themselves.
Rey Mysterio, you are also involved in our match, I must say, you are quite good for a dwarf. Little man, I don’t see what you can accomplish when you have trouble lifting your opponents off the ground. You will regret the day you stepped in to that ring when I put you on the shelf, although I see you have become accustomed to being there lately. You possess no physical threat to me whatsoever and I’ll enjoy tossing you around that ring, bullying you like all of these people bullied me. You are just like Christopher Daniels, weak and feeble and have no chance of winning this match.
Umaga, you have pushed me for the last time, you cost me my match last week and now I’m going to cost you your career. I will cause you more pain than you have ever experienced. You have made me out to be a fool, and those days are long gone, at Badd Blood, I’m going to punch you so hard that you fall into a coma.
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Reason why I will win my Fantasy League
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The scene is set in a backstage area where Chris Masters and Layla are in a room full of Work Out Equipment. It then zooms in on Chris who is spotting Layla on the bench.
Chris:
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As Chris lifts the bar and puts it back, Layla gets up off the bench.
Chris:
Good job babe. Hit the showers and I'll meet you at the hotel.
Layla:
Ok, love you.
Chris:
Love you too.
With that, Layla picks up her gym bag and leaves the room as Chris turns to the door to see 8 men enter the room.
Chris:
Alright men, welcome to a life changing experience. Today I will make you all work out until your arms fall off. This is the Masterpiece work out session and it's not easy. It takes hard work and determination. It'll make you feel like jello after each session, but after a while, you'll get used to it and become a Masterpiece like me. Now before we get started, I would like to ask for all fat people to leave the room because this work out session is not for you.
Chris notices that three large males are just sitting there laughing as if he's joking.
Chris:
This isn't a joke. This is a very serious workout that is too intense for you three to keep up with. So leave the room or I will have you escorted out by security.
With that, the three larger gentlemen pick up there bags and leave the room as Chris directs his attention to the 5 remaining men in front of him.
Chris:
Ok now I can tell that you are all average men. Not weak. Not strong. But today I am here to make you all above average. Hell take a look at me. I am above the above average. Hell if you don't believe me then take a look at the article over me pulling a damn tree out of the ground and throwing it through a window. Not any man can do that, but a Masterpiece can. I have a gift from god and that's my golden body. A body that get's me whatever the hell I want. I got the gold. I got the woman. I got the fame. And I got the money.
Now, let's get started with a small warm up. I want each of you to get down and give me 100 pushups. And the trick of this warm up is that if you have a 3 second or more wait in between a push up, you have to start all over. Now let me show you all what a proper push up looks like.
Chris drops to the ground and does a few basic push ups. As he gets up, he instructs the class to begin. The video then skips a bit to a new part of the session.
Chris:
Now that you all have a set of two dumbbells, you will have 4 sets of 15 reps on the standing curls.
After Chris shows an example of the curls, the class begins to do just that until one of the men is having trouble.
Chris:
You can't curl 30 pounds? What are you? A sissy? Here I got some dumbbells that you should be able to lift.
Chris walks off camera for a brief moment and then comes back with two small pink dumbbells and hands them to the man as he looks to be embarrassed at the situation.
Chris:
These were my girlfriends, but they were to light. I was gonna throw them out but it seems like you need them.
The video then skips ahead once again to a later part in the session where the five men have formed sweat on their foreheads due to the hard workout.
Chris:
Now we have been working out for about an hour now. And you men are.......no where near to being as being as big as me. Now if you all want to become an above average male like myself then you will do this workout every single day for two hours. Hell maybe even two times a day. You all desperatly need the strength. Strength is the only way you are ever going to get anywhere in this world. Without strength then you are just a common class citizen with no special privileges. That's something you will have to deal with each and every day as well. You will wake up as a loser. And you will fall asleep as a loser. The process will go on and on and on until you die! Now if you want to prevent this then you work your ass off. You stop being a pussy and work out until you sweat blood! Alright, now give me 100 jumping jacks. If I have to show you what a jumping jack is then get the hell out.
The men immediately begin their jumping jacks as Chris counts. A few moments go by as the session is almost over. The five men and Chris are circled around a bench.
Chris:
Alright, now this is my favorite part of this exercise. The bench press. Now I will have extra weight on mine since I am obviously 20x stronger than you all. You all will each start out with 215 on the bar, I'll bench 430 as an example of how strong I am.
The camera zooms in on Chris as he lifts the bar and slowly benches it 5 times before setting it back down.
Chris:
You see? And that's not even that heavy. You know what? You two, put a 45 on each end.
The two men that he was talking to proceed to lift a two 45 pound weights on each side of the bar to make the total weight be 520 pounds.
Chris:
Watch how a Master does it.
Chris then lifts the bar up off the stand and slowly benches it three times before setting it back on the stand with a struggled look on his face.
Chris:
I can do more. A lot more! put two more 45's on each end!
The men listen and put two 45's on each end as the competitive Chris Masters goes to work. He grabs onto the bar and lifts the weight into the air. As brings the weight down to his chest, something wrong happens.
Dolph Ziggler: Ever been into a Gym Room Brawl??!?!?
Fans cheer as all of a sudden Dolph Ziggler comes out ruining Master's workout tape, the fans begin to cheer like crazy as they see Ziggler attacking Masters. Ziggler goes and he grabs the little pink 5 weighted dumbbells as he begins to speak
Dolph Ziggler: Oh these are cute, only five bros. Okay let me see what I can do with these Ziggler begins hitting Masters with the five pound dumbbells. As the Fans cheer Yeahh feel the burn don't you Chris? Ziggler begins doing arm curls with them as he throws them on the ground Chris thank you agent for letting me in such a pathetic little workout tape. I am pretty sure the only reason why this will go viral is because of me saving the carnage it was going to be. No need to thank me just doing my job. See you at Bad Blood chump.
Fans cheer as the last thing we see is Chris down on the mat with Layla checking on him, afterwards as Anarchy fades away to the commentary crew.
William Regal: What a Shame I quite enjoyed that little tape Masters Made
Taz: Yeah Regal. You could probably use some of those workouts yourself Ha-Ha
William Regal: I wouldn't be talking Taz
Joey Styles: Anyways Folks it is time for R-Truth to take on the debuting Ted Dibiase Jr.
Dibiase looks at R-Truth, and before the match he goes and lets Maryse kiss him on the cheek. The fans hiss at Dibiase in spite, as Dibiase turns around, and he is met by a spinning shoulder from R-Truth. The fans cheer like crazy as Truth starts to hit on Maryse who is still on the apron. Maryse goes and she jumps off the apron, as Mysterio, and James on the outside laugh at him. Truth hears this as he goes and yells at them on the outside. Truth turns around only to get hit by a clothesline from Ted Dibiase. Truth is down, and kind of loopy as Ted goes and he puts in a headlock onto R-Truth. Ted is applying the pressure onto R-Truth. The fans start to clap hoping R-Truth can break out of the hold. R-Truth begins getting up, and he nails him in the gut a couple of times. Truth breaks free as he turns around hitting a nice right cross onto Dibiase jr. Dibiase comes back and nails him with a knee. Dibiase goes and he picks up R-Truth hitting an Atomic Drop. Truth is holding is lower area as Dibiase backs up and hits a big boot right onto R-Truth. Dibiase goes for the cover.
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No kick out at two, Dibiase goes, and he picks up R-Truth. Dibiase goes as he grabs his arm, and he extends it. Dibiase then pulls the arm over his shoulder and brings it down causing Truth to hold that shoulder. Dibiase goes, and he hits a dropkick onto Truth as Truth is down, and Dibiase gets up pointing to Maryse who just waves at him. Dibiase goes and he grabs Truth, and he begins to elbow him in the shoulders. R-Truth bounces off holding his arm. Dibiase goes, and he grabs the arm and head of R-Truth and slams his down hard on the mat. Dibiase goes for the pin again.
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No kick out by R-Truth.
Joey Styles: Ted Dibiase looking good here tonight folks.
Taz: Wouldn’t you Joe especially with Maryse cheering you on. Hello gorgeous.
Ted Goes and he picks up R-Truth, and he looks to pick him up. R-truth though has one leg in between Ted Dibiase. All of a sudden gets countered by R-Truth. Dibiase is down and the fans cheer. Dibiase gets up quicky and he tries to clothesline Truth, but Truth does the splits, and Dibiases misses him. The fans cheer as Truth dances around a bit as Dibiase turns around and he gets hit with huge spin kick to the face. Truth screams “Whats upâ€, before dropping a nice leg drop. The fans cheer as R-Truth hooks the leg.
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No Dibiase kicks out. The fans boo at the sight of this as R-Truth goes, and he picks up Ted Dibiase. Truth goes and he kicks him in the gut, and he lifts him up. Truth is trying to go for the suplex stunner, but Dibiase manages get his way out of the vertical suplex. Dibase lands behind him, and he grabs the arm, and the head of R-Truth. Dibiase hits the money shot as the fans boo. Dibiase goes for the pin as the fans boo like crazy as he makes the cover and the pin.
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Christy Hemme: Here is your winner Ted Dibiase!
Joey Styles: Huge win for Ted Dibiase here tonight!
Taz: Yes.. Man Maryse is good looking.
Fans boo like crazy seeing this as Dibiase has his hand raised. The Kru go into the ring checking on R-Truth, as Anarchy fades away to commericial.
I come from Money, I come from Class...
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At the commencement of the theme belonging to the wealthy Ted DiBiase Jr, the UWF Universe already fills the arena with a hostile reception. It doesn't take long for the man of the moment, accompanied by his squeeze, the beautiful Maryse, to emerge from the back into the arena filled with fans that dislike him. The couple look confident as DiBiase offers his arm to Maryse, which she graciously accepts, as they stroll down the ramp. They offer the UWF Universe nothing as they approach the ring, as DiBiase breaks the link and takes off for the ring. He slides in and immediately jumps to his feet and walks towards the ropes. DiBiase pops a note in the announcer's chest pocket and demands he open the ropes for Maryse, which he does so begrudgingly. DiBiase waits in the centre of the ring for Maryse before demanding for the announcer to hand him the microphone that he has in hand, again doing so against his better judgement.
Beware for the 3 Live Kru.
R-Truth, BG James, and Rey Mysterio all come out to the ring to huge cheers. They start to dance as all men begin slapping the hands of each of the fans as they are cheering them on. Truth gets in the ring as he awaits to take on Ted
Dibiase looks at R-Truth, and before the match he goes and lets Maryse kiss him on the cheek. The fans hiss at Dibiase in spite, as Dibiase turns around, and he is met by a spinning shoulder from R-Truth. The fans cheer like crazy as Truth starts to hit on Maryse who is still on the apron. Maryse goes and she jumps off the apron, as Mysterio, and James on the outside laugh at him. Truth hears this as he goes and yells at them on the outside. Truth turns around only to get hit by a clothesline from Ted Dibiase. Truth is down, and kind of loopy as Ted goes and he puts in a headlock onto R-Truth. Ted is applying the pressure onto R-Truth. The fans start to clap hoping R-Truth can break out of the hold. R-Truth begins getting up, and he nails him in the gut a couple of times. Truth breaks free as he turns around hitting a nice right cross onto Dibiase jr. Dibiase comes back and nails him with a knee. Dibiase goes and he picks up R-Truth hitting an Atomic Drop. Truth is holding is lower area as Dibiase backs up and hits a big boot right onto R-Truth. Dibiase goes for the cover.
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No kick out at two, Dibiase goes, and he picks up R-Truth. Dibiase goes as he grabs his arm, and he extends it. Dibiase then pulls the arm over his shoulder and brings it down causing Truth to hold that shoulder. Dibiase goes, and he hits a dropkick onto Truth as Truth is down, and Dibiase gets up pointing to Maryse who just waves at him. Dibiase goes and he grabs Truth, and he begins to elbow him in the shoulders. R-Truth bounces off holding his arm. Dibiase goes, and he grabs the arm and head of R-Truth and slams his down hard on the mat. Dibiase goes for the pin again.
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No kick out by R-Truth.
Joey Styles: Ted Dibiase looking good here tonight folks.
Taz: Wouldn’t you Joe especially with Maryse cheering you on. Hello gorgeous.
Ted Goes and he picks up R-Truth, and he looks to pick him up. R-truth though has one leg in between Ted Dibiase. All of a sudden gets countered by R-Truth. Dibiase is down and the fans cheer. Dibiase gets up quicky and he tries to clothesline Truth, but Truth does the splits, and Dibiases misses him. The fans cheer as Truth dances around a bit as Dibiase turns around and he gets hit with huge spin kick to the face. Truth screams “Whats upâ€, before dropping a nice leg drop. The fans cheer as R-Truth hooks the leg.
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No Dibiase kicks out. The fans boo at the sight of this as R-Truth goes, and he picks up Ted Dibiase. Truth goes and he kicks him in the gut, and he lifts him up. Truth is trying to go for the suplex stunner, but Dibiase manages get his way out of the vertical suplex. Dibase lands behind him, and he grabs the arm, and the head of R-Truth. Dibiase hits the money shot as the fans boo. Dibiase goes for the pin as the fans boo like crazy as he makes the cover and the pin.
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Christy Hemme: Here is your winner Ted Dibiase!
Joey Styles: Huge win for Ted Dibiase here tonight!
Taz: Yes.. Man Maryse is good looking.
Fans boo like crazy seeing this as Dibiase has his hand raised. The Kru go into the ring checking on R-Truth, as Anarchy fades away to a
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The scene opens up with Daniels looking at the camera with a very serious look on his face. You can see the focus in his eyes as he whets his lips preparing to speak.
There is still a moment of silence until he speaks.
“The Fallen Angel†Christopher Daniels:
To be honest, I’m not entirely sure what I’m doing here. And by here I mean in this room with the camera. Last week I stole this camera for my own personal use. I pay a guy to put my videos up during Anarchy, and this week is no different. Last week I sent out a message to all about joining forces in order to defeat The Establishment. Last week I made it very clear that I plan to do everything in my power to oppose The Establishment. Last week we saw what could possibly be the beginning of the resistance needed in order to have true peace here on Anarchy. You know, it’s kind of funny. Before last week I wasn’t very happy about being moved over to Anarchy. In fact, if you had asked me about a month ago if I was happy about being drafted again after a short period of time spent on Smackdown, I would have told you it was the greatest injustice UWF had ever performed on me since my debut. Fact of the matter is, I was upset. So upset in fact that I didn’t really care about my matches. I didn’t care if I lost. I pretty much just showed up.
But I started notice all the little things. I noticed the little things. I noticed backstage workers moving cautiously. I lurked in the shadows for a while, watching everybody as they didn’t know I was around. They walked around with their heads hung low whenever a member of The Establishment would walk by. I say no more! Why do we allow them to bully us anyway? There are more of us than there is of them. Someone needs to stand up to them, why not be it as a united front rather than individual mice? Last week may not have ended as smoothly as we all would have hoped, but we sent a message, and I’m sure Russo was listening. I doubt we’ll go unpunished, and that’s something I look forward to.
Daniels pauses as he takes a sip from his Appletini. He looks back at the camera after carefully placing his glass down.
Yes, it’s back! Well technically it never left; I just chose not to drink on live television for a while. Now I’m sure everybody is curious to hear why I believe I’ll walk out of Bad Blood the new Extreme Champion. I’d like to say it’s as simple as apple pie, but it’s not. The amount of training I have done to get myself prepared for this match is simply unimaginable. I have spent hours sitting in a silent, empty dark room just mentally preparing myself. It’s gotten me close to the point of insanity as I sit there and wonder how I can overcome all my opponents individually. I’ve been putting in the hours at the gym also. Every day I’m doing something different. I have never been more focused on anything more than I have been this. After my poor performance at Money in the Bank I’ve been doing everything I could to get myself ready for whenever I was put in a title match next. Long story short, I’m motivated. I want to make up for that poor performance and what better way than to be crowned the new Extreme Champion. Most of the guys I’m dealing with are very cocky and I think that is what will be their downfall.
At Bad Blood I intend to walk as the new Extreme Champion and give Vince Russo the middle finger as I do so.
There was a brief dramatic pause.
Alright so how do you turn this thing off?
Daniels grabs hold of the camera, as he tries to figure out how to turn it off. With the sound a clicking nose the camera turns off.
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Commercial Break
BAD BLOOD THIS SUNDAY!!!
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The camera comes back as we see the commentators
Joey Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen we would like to thank you for joining us here tonight, and just an announcement CO-GM Mick Foley or Mankind will be making his presence known. This Sunday at Bad Blood.
Taz: Ahhh who cares what he has to say
All of a sudden we see the ring is full of ladders, time for the six men to come out and address the UWF Universe why they are going to win this Sunday at Bad Blood when all of a sudden
Brad Maddox steps out from the back but he’s in ring gear for the first time. After the debacle of last week he has elected to do a pre-match warm up so to speak and has come ready to throw down. He heads towards the ring continuing to speak.
Brad Maddox: At this time you will hear from a number of men who will all lay claim to the coveted International title that, as the name implies, means across land and sea from the extreme brand to the A-show, you are number one if you hold that belt. Right now it’s being held by a…by a…blight on this company. It’s being held by a miscreant who looks like he hasn’t finished school and never grew out of his “reflective poetry†phase. I am here to introduce a man to bring prestige back to the title and to this brand. I am here to introduce the only qualified lawyer to ever lace up a pair of boots and step into this ring. I am here to introduce the A-lister, the new Icon, the man, the myth, the maverick – DAVID OTUNGA!
OH-WAY-OH
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David Otunga steps out from the back oiled to high heaven and ready to rumble too. The heat is pretty palpable and the crowd are not happy to be witnessing the BrOtunga duo once more. With cape over his shoulder the camera guys all move in and Otunga throws it off to allow his impressive body to be lapped up by the millions of eyes from around the world. Finally he heads to the ring to meet up with Maddox.
Brad Maddox: THIS is what a real man looks like. THIS is the man you will see raise the title high above his head on Sunday night. THIS is the future of Anarchy so take it in, soak it up, you’re all going to have to get used to the fact that we know what’s best for you and you can come along for the ride or sit it out – it’s not going to change a thing.
Maddox hands Otunga the mic.
David Otunga: We all know I’m the smartest man in this match. I’m also the most chiselled and efficiently sculpted. Hell my training regime probably puts the rest of these guys to shame, I know it does for Hardy, Michaels, Rollins and Homicide…wait, that means I’ve got about 1 challenger Sunday night. So those 6 to 1 odds you’ve been hearing about become a 50/50 shot. Then you’ve got the fact I practically single handedly sent Ultimate Warrior to retirement, he’s a fool for still being around, and Sting to another show! So what are we at, 70/30 in my favour? Then of course I’m the most charismatic, athletic, physically gifted man to ever look so good oiled up AND in a blazer. That’s a recipe for disaster for the champ and my so-called challengers. Oh and another thing –
Otunga is cut off... by Homicide's voice[/img]
Homicide: You got to be shitting me
Fans boo like crazy seeing Homicide comes out as he begins to speak and walk down to the ring
Homicide: You think the Joo are going to win this contest this Sunday, well let me tell you something Holmes that will not be the case, ya see Mr. Maddox I have something called momentum on my side, I have something called Hernandez, and Konan on my side. Yeah you people might think it is unfair, but this is a ladder match. Like Taz said earlier in his stupid Gringo expression all is fair in love and War, and trust me man this Sunday at Bad blood when all these damn Gringos are bloodied up to a pulp and in this ring.. Well you will know who is the international champion.
Homicide goes as he enters the ring facing Maddox, and Otunga
Homicide: It will be none other then the "Notorious 187" Homicide holding that belt up high in the sky once again. Brrrrrrrrraaapppppp, Brrrrrrraaapppppp
Seth Rollins: Gentlemen, Gentlemen that is both so very cute but let's not count me out...
Fans cheer as we see Seth Rollins on top in the crowd, the fans cheer as he makes his way down to the ring with the international title over his shoulders
Seth Rollins: This belt I yearned it for so long, it was almost like the nightmares were telling me I would never get it. Yet I proved all the doubters and haters wrong about I. I made all those who put my candle out long ago understand that this belt, it is not going to leave my shoulder nor my waist. My peroxyism, it is much stronger then it was in the past. That is why when I climb that ladder faster then any human being has ever climbed a ladder before, and a grab the illustrious gold hanging before my head, and I hold it high for the world to see.
Rollins enters the ring, as he looks on at the two men in the ring
Seth Rollins: They will see me still as there international champion, and that the hero that Anarchy needs.
Rollins holds the title up high as the fans cheer like crazy for him. Homicide looks at him almost pissed off, and gives him the bird, while Otunga stands there almost unimpressed, all of a sudden Matt Morgan comes out. Morgan comes out to the ring. Morgan goes in the ring, and he looks at all the men in it. Morgan goes as he snatches the microphone at Maddox, and he begins to speak
Matt Morgan: Sorry Junior, but frankly all of you guys are nothing but chumps. I have never laid my eyes on more pathetic flock of men in my life. You guys really think you can beat ME at Bad Blood. Please give me a break, Homicide you may think you're some type of leader, but honestly you're nothing by an annoying fly that bothers me while I am eating. I am seven feet tall Homicide, you barely reach 5 foot 8. Sorry Kid that is the way the cookie crumbles... Seth Rollins I don't care what Devil is on your side, and how you believe the life patterns should go, because I know for a fact for whatever "Lord" you believed in created me as your worse nightmare by fall. Do you people not realize NASA did test subjects on me, and said I was the Ultimate Human Being. Yeah that is right David they tested me, not your synthetic kreatine body you have on you. They tested ME, and they said that I was perfect. So this is why it dosen't matter which one of you get in my way, because I will be walking out as the International Champion when it is all said and done.
Fans boo when all of a sudden the voice of Jeff Hardy is heard.
Jeff Hardy: Woah, Woah everybody cool your jets.
Hardy comes out as he has his microphone in his hands, The fans all chant for Hardy as he goes and he makes his way into the ring, and he begins to speak
Jeff Hardy As I was sitting in the back, reflecting too all the words you have just spoken I came to a freaky realization. You see this is Thursday night Anarchy, and with all the wackiness we have on this show I figured to try something different. I mean we all can come out here, and talk about our situation, but why in the hell would we just do that. I have come to notice you got to do something crazy on this show to get some attention. You all know me I love me some crazy. We all have ladders in this ring, so how about a little preview. Shawn you are more then welcome to come out and join, but as of right now lets get this started bzzzzzzzzzzt
Hardy goes as he begins to attack Matt Morgan the fans cheer like crazy as Homicide goes after Seth Rollins. Maddox and Otunga are in the ring trying to avoid the car wreck damage that is going on in this ring. Jeff goes and he gets pushed off Morgan, and he gets shoved right into David Otunga as he begins pounding away at him. Morgan goes and he hits a carbon footprint right onto Bard Maddox sending him outside of the ring. Homicide goes as he grabs Seth Rollins, and hits the Da Cop Killa on him as the fans begin to boos as Homicide grabs the Intnernational title. Homicide turns around as he sees Matt Morgan, Morgan goes as he hits a hellevator right onto Homicde when all of a sudden. Morgan looks at the title, and he grabs it from the ground, all of a sudden..
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Shawn Michaels titantron hits the pa system to a mix reaction Shawn Michaels comes out as he just looks on at Matt Morgan
Matt Morgan goes as he screams looking on at Shawn holding the International title high up in the sky
All of a sudden from out of nowhere Jeff Hardy goes, and he turns Matt Morgan around. Jeff kicks Morgan in the gut and he looks to hit the twist of fate, but Morgan pushes him away as he slides out of the ring Jeff goes to a risen David Otunga, Jeff goes as he kicks the gut of David Otunga hitting the Twist of Fate onto him. The fans cheer like crazy, as Jeff Hardy goes and he sees the international title laid out in the ring. Jeff goes and he grabs the international title looking at Shawn before doing so. Shawn dosen't seem contempt at going after him, and Morgan looks on at Hardy, Jeff grabs on of the ladders and puts it in the middle of the ring. Jeff goes with the international title in hand climbs the ladder, and he begins posing with the International Championship
The fans cheer like crazy seeing this as Jeff Hardy poses and as a Disgruntled Matt Morgan looks on at Hardy, and a very game Shawn Michaels looking on as the carnage can be seen done in the ring. The fans cheer as Hardy's music fades into the background
Credits
Promos- TTers
Sheamus vs Clay- CliqueClacks
Reigns vs Slater- The Hoov
Everything Else- Chase
OOC: Hope you guys enjoy. Short show because of Bad Blood!
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