UWF PRESENTS
FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN
September 8th, 2012
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The Pyros go off and UWF Smackdown is underway. The crowd is hot as they are real excited to be attending history. Signs of superstars parade the audience as a UWF chant is heard flowing throughout the arena. The set is as usual the Fist popping out of the stage ith the lights as always blue and white signaling the difference between its tuesday counterpart. The fans reach a fever pitch as we are taken to the announcer's table to begin the show, at the table are two legends of the Wrestling Businees, Jim "JR" Ross and The Hot Rod Roddy Rowdy Piper.
Jim "JR" Ross: Welcome one and welcome all to another exciting edition of Friday Night Smackdown, I'm good old JR Jim Ross alongside my partner, Hot Rod Roddy Piper. Tonight folks we have some great action planned for you tonight, but folks we have just heard breaking news. Jeff Hardy has been given temporary leave from the company to deal with a very personal matter on the home, we wish Jeff Hardy and his family the best in their time of needs. And folks because of that the Tag Team Championship match at Vengeance has been cancelled.
Roddy "Rowdy" Piper: What's worse is that we're hearing those titles will be defended at Raw's Clash of the Champions instead which sucks JR! What is smackdown going to do? What is our absintee General Manager going to pull out of his ass to get himself out of the fire this time?
JR: Hopefully we'll find out tonight Hot Rod, because we have some big matches here tonight regarding the remaining three members of the Tag match. Daniel Bryan will do battle with Alberto Del Rio, Damien Sandow the new Television Champion as well as one half of the UWF Tag Team Champions will defend against the Animal Batista. And folks my personal favorite the former challenger to Y.E.S. Tag team titles and a genuine thorn in their side the Rated R Superstar Edge, will be in action against Mr. Money in the Bank and Y.E.S.' own Bray Wyatt.
Piper: We're spending all this time talking about Y.E.S. that we also have forgot to mention another big match as The World Champion will be in action tonight against one of his challengers at Vegeance. Rey freaking Mysterio. This masked nut is nothing less then a vigilante I hope the champ shows him who is boss here tonight.
JR: It will be interesting to see, especially after John Cena was injured last week in his match with Samoa Joe, what's his status, as well Rey Mysterio's partner and former European Champion Rob Van Dam. Plus let's not forget the Big Show in all of this as he is sure to play a part in the equation even though he isn't in the match.
Piper: Speaking of tall, dark, and ugly, I think his match is next!
The Camera takes us ringside where Lillian Garcia is prepared to make her first announcement of the evening.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and I have just been informed by the Smackdown General Manager Desmond Wolfe that the Winner of this match will face the Television Champion at Vegeance as this is now a Number One Contender Match!
JR: Woah! What a move made by Desmond Wolfe who has been very silent the past month.
Piper: This next match is going to be so much more exciting now that it has a stipulation on it JR.
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The music of the World's Largest Athlete plays throughout the arena and sure enough out he comes from the back Show looks pissed as he walks down to the ring with a purpose.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing first, from Tampa Florida, he is the World's Largest Athlete, the Big Show!
Show gets into the ring by stepping onto the apron and over the top rope. Show kisses his knuckles as if giving them a pep talk as his opponent's music hits the arena.
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“The Game†hits the PA system which has the crowd on their feet, as Triple H marches out from the backstage area. Triple H takes his usual time coming to the ring. He spits on some fans in the aisle way before making his way to the side of the ring. You known the side of the ring that faces the most important camera. Trips gets up on the apron and spits again this time widely on the entire first few rows in the crowd. He ignores the people thinking it's disgusting and heads to the upper right corner to pose for all his adoring fans. He gives off a sick smirk as he prepares for his match.
Lillian Garcia: And his opponent from Greenwich Conn, he is the Game... Triple H!
VS.
Ding Ding Ding
The bell rings as the Big Show and Triple H stare each other down, The Game looks intense, but is his intensity enough to have him get one over on the Big Show. The bell rings and Triple H starts the match off but rushing up to the Big Show and kicking him right in the gut. It stuns Show and Hunter begins using his massive hands to drive them into the bald head of the Big Show. Hunter unleashes several right hands into the head of the Giant before driving his foot back into Show’s gut. This time Show leans over, exactly what Hunter hoped he would do as the Game bounces off the ropes and drives the Big Show’s head into Hunter’s knee. Show stands up groggy and turns his back on the Cerebral Assassin, a mistake as it allows Hunter to get right where he wanted to go and the Game chop blocks Big Show’s leg to the delight of the crowd.
JR: Down goes the Big Show, down goes the Big Show!
Piper: Only Triple H would be able to knock the Big Show down as quickly as he did!
Hunter knows he doesn’t stand a good chance should he allow the Big Show to stay vertical so HHH begins working on the very leg Hunter just chop blocked. He grabs the massive tree trunk like leg of the Big Show, and positions it to the side so Hunter can bring down an elbow into it. Hunter isn’t done there however as he grabs the leg of the Big Show again and begins kicking the back of Show’s knee as hard as possible before slamming the leg down into the mat. With Show holding the back of his knee, Hunter waits until Show rolls over onto his stomach and once that happens, Hunter brings down his knee into the back of Show’s. The crowd cheers as Hunter stands up and poses for them, feeling in control here.
JR: The Game is in firm control of the Big Show and while I shouldn’t be, I am a tad bit surprised.
Piper: Big Show failed to do his job last week of protecting Ted Dibiase, I’m sure the World Champion is loving this as he almost lost his championship last week.
JR: In the Big Show’s defense Hot Rod, I believe he had been choked out by Dean Ambrose and more than likely couldn’t do anything at that point.
Hunter turns and sees the Big Show trying to roll to his feet but the Game isn’t going to let that happen as he grabs Show’s leg and powerfully slams it into the mat. Hunter isn’t done however as he waits till Show is on his back and the Game grabs Show before wrapping himself around Big Show’s tree trunk like legs. The crowd woo in respect to the man who made this move famous as Triple H locks in the figure four leg lock on the biggest superstar in the UWF. The move looks weird as Triple H has to deal with such a large leg but thanks to the damage already done to the leg the Big Show is screaming like a monster in pain! Hunter ups the pressure as the Game looks to get another shot at the Television Championship at Vengeance.
JR: And what would that do to someone like the Big Show if he were to tap out here for the second time in two weeks. And this time I doubt a reverse decision would be involved.
Piper: The Big Show tapped last week only because his life depended on it. I doubt HHH can truly do anything to the Big Show!
Triple H tries to add as much pressure as possible to the move hoping to destroy the leg of the 7 foot monster! But Show, looking angry as hell and with nothing left to lose sits up screaming. Suddenly Show throws his fist back before catching HHH in the side of the head. Unfortunately because of the distance Show wasn’t able to get the full force of the blow but it is still enough to knock the Game loopy and even gets HHH to lose grip of the hold. Both men lay on the ground for a moment as the crowd gives heat.
JR: The power of the Big Show! I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone be able to break out of a figure four leg lock with a simple punch.
Piper: That’s not a punch JR, that’s a damn elephant stomping down on the Game’s head!
Both men lay on the mat unmoving until finally HHH stirs, He begins crawling towards the ropes the same time the Big Show sits up. The crowd cheer Hybrid H to get to his feet as Show begins using the ropes to pull himself to his feet. Show is first to his feet but the damage to his leg is clearly evident as he is having trouble standing without the help of the ropes. Hunter is too his feet and shakes the cobwebs from his head before turning and seeing the struggling Big Show. Hunter smiles seeing Show having trouble putting weight on his knee and grabs the big guy away from the ropes. Show stumbles to the center of the ring as Hunter kicks the Giant in the gut. Show’s leg gives out underneath him and he falls to his knees, the perfect position for the Game who places Show’s head between his legs and begins looking for the Pedigree. The crowd erupt into cheers as Hunter wraps one arm, he than wraps the other. Hunter tries to bring Show up to his feet to hit it but Show uses his upper body strength to fight out of the attempt and he shoves Hunter into the ropes. The crowd boo and the Game watches Show get to his feet, hobbling on one leg. Hunter bounces off the ropes headed straight at the Big Show looking to attack, but Show is ready and plants his leg long enough to nail Hybrid H with the Weapon of Mass Destruction. The crowd boo wildly as this time the right hand has hit with full force.
JR: MY god out of nowhere! Triple H looks like he’s just been hit by a truck.
Piper: This one is over. My god what power!
The Big Show gets down on top of Hunter and makes the cover!
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Here is your winner and Number One Contender to the UWF Television Championship: The Big Show!
The Big Show’s music plays and a large smile creeps across the face as he realizes he’s going to have a title shot next Sunday.
Piper: And with the win, the 500 pound jackass has a shot at gold in 9 days, and I’m telling you right now, should old Sandow or Batista win tonight they are going to have one hell of a time taking on this guy.
JR: It means Batista might have to deal with Ambrose, Joe, and the Big Show. I wouldn’t want to be the Animal in that case.
We are going to find out who will be Television Champion soon, but for now we witness the Big Show standing with his hand raised in victory looking over the prone body of Hybrid H!
The camera feed goes fuzzy and it shows Dean Ambrose standing outside behind a building somewhere.
Dean Ambrose
Alright ......I....I...I think this thing is working now. Hello UWF universe! Now as you can probably tell by now, I'm not there! No Desmond decided to suspend me, without pay mind you and he expects me to lay low for a week. I DON'T THINK SO! So what if I got a little carried away in my match with the Big Show. He deserved it! Everybody gets what's coming to them. I'm the manifestation of karma! Every little bad deed you do is done right back to you in physical form via me. The old Dean Ambrose may have been physical before but as you all witnessed last week, I will not tolerate the disrespect constantly thrown at me. They call me weird and short tempered and a maniac and crazy and a whole mess of other things and ya' know what? They're right. I am crazy but ya' gotta be a little bit crazy to be in the business in the first place. I mean I wasn't gonna strangle the big guy to death. I'm not done with what I need to do yet so obviously I wouldn't want to go to jail so why did they decide to suspend me? It's all a mystery to me.
Dean opens a door and heads into a room. The camera follows him in as he turns around and continues talking.
Dean Ambrose
Now if I am suspended and banned from the arena tonight, where could I be? That's a very good question and one day it might be revealed to you. After all it took quite a bit of time before all the things that must never come together to well....come together. Head my warning though, Batista and Samoa Joe will be taught a lesson soon. Desmond Wolfe can try to keep us apart but as the days blend into one another, the day is soon coming. No one will be able to stop me when I get my hands on both of them. I had no problem with Joe but his decision to get involved has now shortened his career. Batista and I have no love loss between us and I'll be the first person in UWF to break him.
Dean grabs the camera and throws it down on the floor and the feed goes to another portion of the backstage area.
All the referees are backstage in front of the janitor’s closet in the arena and they all look confused. All of a sudden they begin to converse among themselves
Charles Robinson: I wonder who left this love note to meet them here… I hope it is Christy Hemee.
Tim White: Wait you got a love note too?
Brian Hebner:Yeah I got one too what gives? I mean really why would she send one to all of you guys as well. We all know I’m the best looking one out of the bunch.
Mike Chioda: Don’t kid yourself Brian we all know the only women who loves you is your mama.
Brian Hebner: What is that suppose too mean?
The referees begins to argue amongst themselves and all of a sudden the janitor door opens ups. Out of the door it is none other than Rey Mysterio. The referees look shocked as Rey begins to speak
Rey Mysterio:
Gentlemen, I am glad you can all make it.
Tim White: Rey what is the meaning behind this.
Rey Mysterio: Well Tim if you want to know what is the meaning behind this I just want to say this.. I wrote the love letter to trick you all too come here. I bet you guys are fascinated by my neat writing.
Mike Chioda: You know the writing is kinda neat….
Chioda is slapped over the head by Robinson and he begins to speak towards Rey
Charles Robinson:Alright Rey tell me right now. What is the meaning behind this? I mean what do you gain by gathering us all back here.
Rey Mysterio:I’m glad you ask Charles you see I gathered you all hear for the truth.
The referees begin to look at each other confused when all of a sudden finally Nick Patrick speaks.
Nick Patrick: Rey what truth?
Rey Mysterio: The truth of Ted Dibiase paying you guys off to help him win matches. You see you refs are so easy to think a wad of cash will help you out. You referees can’t become corrupted, because soon evil will spread too far in advance here in the UWF. As the main superhero of the UWF I just want to say this right now justice must be server furthermore… You will all be thoroughly checked. General manager Desmond Wolfe gave me permission.. and any referee caught dirty handed will be relieved of his duties tonight, and will be suspended indefinitely . So right now security will be coming down, so line up single file and empty out those pockets.
The referees line up single file as security backs up Rey as Rey stands there and Charles Robinson pulls out in his pockets and there is nothing there.
Rey Mysterio: Charles Robinson is clean.
Charles Robinson: Whatever… what a waste of time.
Robinson walks away as up next is Mike Chioda. Mike pulls out a subway coupon and Rey grabs it to begin some further examination.
Rey Mysterio: What is this? A subway coupon good for one footlong sub… please explain this Mike.
Mike Chioda: Rey that is a coupon so I can pick up a sub after work. The superstars and you should know I’ve been on a hard diet, and subway is a great way to eat fresh.
Rey looks into his eyes deeply at Chioda and then cracks a smile as he gives the coupon back.
Rey Mysterio: Seems legit, and you’re looking good bud. You can leave next.
Brian Hebner steps up next as he pulls out two sweat bands… Rey begins to freak out as he grabs them from Hebner and begins to yell.
Rey Mysterio: WHAT ARE THESE? Are these state in the art wrist armors…. So that is what Ted is giving you I knew it. So it seems like we found a culprit.
Brian Hebner: Hold it Rey… You know I sweat easily so I wear these sweat bands to make sure my hands are not sweating when I count. I mean the mat itself is already nasty. Trust me they are not wrist armors whatever you are calling them.
Rey begins to look at them and begins to stretch them out. Rey looks intrigued by what is going on, and so Rey decides to put them on, he feels no effects added too him so he takes them off and gives them back to Hebner
Rey Mysterio:All good Brian you can go.
Brian Hebner leaves as Tim White is next. White comes out and pulls out two free passes to a strip club in the local area. Rey looks at it as he is confused and he begins to speak
Rey Mysterio: Tim… what are these.
Tim White: Look Rey…. I’m a very lonely man. So lonely and after the show it is nice to go out, and know no matter what you look like there is a nice hot na….
Rey Mysterio: Ok, ok I get it Tim… you can have these back.
Rey gives them back as Tim starts to cry which on Nick Patrick is next as he begins to speak
Nick Patrick: Well Rey there is nothing in my pockets trust me.
Rey Mysterio: Really Nick… Hmm you won’t mind if I check do you…
Nick Patrick: Well umm…
Rey Mysterio: Good its settled.
Rey begins to frisk Nick Patricks pocket when all of a sudden in the right pocket Rey feels something heavy. Rey pulls it out as it is a wad of money worth one thousand dollars. Rey begins to speak
Rey Mysterio: Really Nick… you wanted me to trust you. Nick trust goes a long way then just words. It is actually you being noble with yourself, and doing what is right. You Nick though show no honor in this at all. All you do is lie to get the money you need security… take him away.
Security grabs Nick Patrick as the fans cheer as Nick is being dragged away. Rey turns to the camera and speaks
Rey Mysterio: Ted… I found out your secret. Now we know who the culprit is… and there is no way your cheating ways will win our match tonight. Ted justice will always prevail, and I’ll see you later tonight.
The fans cheer as the camera pans to the next segment
Garcia: The following contest is set for one fall and is for the UWF Television Championship!.
'HALLELUJAH!, HALLELUJAH!'
The theme of Damien Sandow plays over the PA system, sending the crowd into waves of heat. Before too long Damien Sandow walks out for the back sans his YES partners in crime Daniel Bryan and Bray Wyatt who have been banned from ringside. He raises his finger and moves it like a conductor to the music. He then raises his arms high in the air walking down to the ring with them outstretched a title in each hand. He then lowers his arms and places the titles over each shoulder. Damien Sandow then enters the ring and prepares for his match.
Garcia: Introducing first, from Palo Alto, California, weighing in at 247 pounds. He is one half of the UWF Tag Team Champions and the UWF Television Champion. Damien Sandow!.
YEEEAAAHHH!
The fans begin to get on their feet, booing the hell out of the arrival of Batista. He walks through the curtains Television Championship around his waist. Batista walks to the ramp as he stops half way before crouching down as the pyrotechnics goes off. Batista gets back up, slapping himself on the chest a couple times as he makes his way to the ring. He gets into the ring and looks at his opponents with a sneer.
Garcia: And his opponent, from Washington D.C, weighing in at 320 pounds, he is 'The Animal', Batista!.
Vs
As Damien Sandow takes off his robe and hands his two title belts to the referee there is a raucous in the crowd. As referee Charles Robinson shows Batista the title, Batista is immediately startled as he looks into the crowd and sees DEAN AMBROSE standing up blankly staring ahead holding a ticket to his chest. Batista leans over the ropes and begins to mouth off at Ambrose. He gets out of the ring and squares up to Ambrose on the outside, Ambrose shows Batista his ticket. Batista slaps it out of his hand in anger. Ambrose simply sits down and points to the ring. Batista, now fuming walks back into the ring as the bell is rung.
DING DING DING
Batista immediately charges Sandow into the corner and begins to assault him with shoulder charges before hitting him with right hands to the head. Batista then Irish Whips Damien Sandow across the ring to the opposite corner. Damien Sandow hits the turnbuckles and rebounds back out and as he does Batista just about knocks his head off with a Clothesline. Sandow bounces off the mat, his head rocks back and forth violently as he does so. Batista looks at Dean Ambrose dead on as he lifts Damien Sandow up onto his feet and raises him into the air in a Military Press position. He pushes Damien Sandow up and down as he has him hoisted up before dropping on his shoulder and then drives him down onto the mat with a Powerslam. Batista then walks up the ring ropes and gestures at Dean Ambrose as if to say 'do you want some too?'.
JR: Do you get the feeling that Batista is somewhat distracted by the presence of Dean Ambrose in the crowd here tonight?.
Piper: Wow!, that's amazing insight and analysis there JR, now I know why these marks think so highly of you.
Ambrose is smiling at Batista, nodding his head. He stands up and looks to climb the barricade when Batista is clobbered upside the head with a Forearm Smash from Damien Sandow. Batista falls down onto the middle rope and Damien Sandow sticks his knee down across the back of the neck of Batista choking him on the middle rope. The referee does his five count and Damien Sandow releases, the referee admonishes him and Sandow replies 'Yes sir, I can count to five!'. Sandow then proceeds to go into the corner where Batista is now regaining himself and begins to stomp 'The Animal', Sandow puts his foot firmly on the throat of Batista and stands on it leaning on the top rope. He then pulls himself up with the aid of the top ropes and slingshots his feet down into the face of Batista with a low Dropkick in the corner. Sandow then drags Batista out of the corner and covers him.
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Batista powers out. Sandow is pushed aside as Batista begins already to get to a vertical base. Sandow is wide-eyed, shocked at Batista's early resilience. Sandow gets back to work by locking Batista in a Rear Chinlock before he can get back to his feet. The crowd begin to chant 'Boring!, Boring!' as Sandow keeps the hold locked in for a short while, smiling at the crowd as he does so.
JR: Sandow is trying to keep Batista down here. As we know, Batista is all about the big power moves, not much a technician, and Sandow NEEDS to keep him grounded to keep him from doing those impact manoeuvres.
Piper: JR, I'm going to fall asleep if you try and explain this shit to me one more time, I was a wrestler for thirty years remember!.
Batista begins to get to his feet, this is when Sandow releases the hold and drops down with a Chop Block to the back of Batista's leg. Batista drops back down to one knee, Sandow then grabs Batista around the neck and hoists him back up in position for the Russian Leg Sweep. However Batista blocks the hold, turns round and Irish Whips Sandow across the ring and when he rebounds off the ropes Batista quickly grabs him and drops him with a Sidewalk Slam!. Dean Ambrose can be seen in the crowd standing up and yelling 'HEY BATISTA!, YA SUCK!', he then proceeds to start a 'You Suck' chant. Batista walks over the ropes and sits on the middle rope, inviting Ambrose into the ring. Dean points behind Batista, Batista turns round to directly behind him where Sandow hits him with a Big Boot. Batista drops through the middle ropes to the ring mats on the outside. Sandow raises his arms in the air and walks to the opposite ropes with a wide grin on his face. The crowd now booing him very loudly. Batista gets to his feet and moves towards Ambrose but security steps in front of Ambrose as he continues to taunt Batista from behind the security. Batista turns around into a dive through the middle ropes to the outisde, driving him into the ringside barricade.
Piper: Big Dave needs to get his head back in the game here and stop being so distracted.
Sandow begins to stomp Batista until the referee reaches the count of five. This is when Sandow re-enters the ring and stands opposite the ropes he just entered. He is trying to get a cowardly count-out victory and the crowd boo this. Batista is crawling towards the ring and eventually gets himself into the ring at the count of nine. Sandow looks dissapointed as he runs along and begins to stomp Batista. However Batista this time grabs his foot and takes him down to the mat. Now on top of Sandow, Batista unloads with some Ground and Pound. Sandow however gets his hand up and gets his thumb into the eye of Batista. Batista steps off of Sandow holding his eyes. Charles Robinson admonishes Sandow. Sandow claims it was an open palm strike and gets to his feet and turns around to turn his attention back to Batista but runs right into an absolutely brutal Spear, driving him down into the mat with a vulgar display of power. Sandow is almost in the fetal position holding his mid-section as Batista gets to his feet. He raises his thumbs into the air and walks around the ring, he looks down to Ambrose and gives the thumbs down. He then turns around and waits for Sandow to get up.
JR: I think Batista is thinking about wrapping this match up Piper.
Piper: Yeah, one Batista Bomb and this one is over JR.
As Sandow uses the ropes to get up Batista is getting more agitated and this isn't helped when the music of SAMOA JOE hits the PA system.
Batista looks completely irate as Samoa Joe stands on the stage with a Steel Chair in his hand. Despite the presence of the chair. Batista is only further enraged when Samoa Joe unfolds the chair and proceeds to sit on it literally twiddling his thumbs. Batista is fuming and turns round to finish off Sandow only to be hit with a kick to the gut and grabs Batista around the head and begins to visciously attack him with knees to the face and chest. As Batista keels over Sandow hits the ropes, probably going for a High Knee, we'll never know however as Batista gets his senses about him and hits Sandow with a powerful Spinebuster which 'shakes the arena'. Batista then shakes the ropes in a completely animalistic rage. He then proceeds to raise both thumbs in the air again, this time however he changes it to a middle finger to Ambrose and Joe. This sparks Joe into life however and he charges down to the ring. Batista steps up to Joe and looks to edge him on into the ring, but Joe stops short and sets the chair up once again to sit on it, this time just on the outside of the ring. Batista leans over the top rope and mouth off the Samoa Joe, Samoa Joe checks his watch and looks away.
Piper: If I were Batista I'd go over that top rope and strangle the life outta that little punk.
Batista has had enough and tries to go over the top rope but Damien Sandow has appeared behind him and pushes him against the ropes and pulls him back into a pinning manoeuvre. The referee checking Batista's shoulders doesn't notice Sandow has a handfull of tights.
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Winner AND Still UWF Television Champion: Damien Sandow!.
Sandow has his arm raised by the referee before noticing Batista is enraged and making like an egg by scrambling out of the ring and up the ramp quickly, with his two titles in his hands. He runs right out of sight.
JR: That rat bastard won again, and now he's running out of here like a scolded dog!.
Batista enraged stands up and threatens the referee with violence. Samoa Joe stands up and takes his chair with him into the ring. Immediately a score of referees and road agents come running down to the ring. Dean Ambrose somehow manages to get up over security and into the ring as Batista and Samoa Joe stare off from opposite corners of the ring.
Piper: GET THIS LUNATIC AWAY FROM THIS RING!
Ambrose rushes the ring, but more security guards come from the back and before he can do anything he is pounced upon and his arms are twisted up his back. The crowd are cheering wildly, chanting Dean Ambrose's name as he is lifted out of the ring and out of the arena all the while Samoa Joe and Batista stare on. The referees and trainers scream at the two men to leave the ring.
JR: This situation has escalated rather quickly, and these three are just jumping at the bit at the thought of tearing each other apart!.
Piper: They can't touch each other until Vengeance and now security is throwing Ambrose out of the arena thanks to his suspension, the roof is going to explode in just a few short days when these guys step into the ring with each other!
The crowd boos as Ambrose is shown being escorted out of the arena leaving Joe and Batista staring each other down as Smackdown continues on to commercial break.
Commercial Break
Commercial Break
SmackDown now heads backstage, where we can see Rob Van Dam standing with Fonzie and Josh Matthews, who holds a microphone in his hand ...
Josh Matthews: Please welcome my guest of this time ... number one contender for World Heavyweight Championship, Rob Van Dam!
Camera pans on Rob Van Dam, who looks right at Josh Matthews, camera then shows both of them and Matthews continues ...
Josh Matthews: Rob, let me ask you .. what do you think about your tag team partner, Rey Mysterio, facing the current World Heavyweight Champion tonight?
RVD: What do I think? Well, I think that Rey Rey is one lucky son of a bitch, that he has a chance to get his hands on that bastard earlier than me. But in all seriousness, of course I wish him luck and I hope he give that bastard what he deserves and that's some good old ass kickin'. And if Rey is not able to get the job done? Well, Rob Van Dam is. As a matter of fact, I will definitely watch that match from my locker room and if something goes wrong, I'm ready to run down that ramp and help Rey Rey. To be honest, I'm expecting those tails form Y.E.S. to come down to the ring and try to make chaos, but Rey Rey can count on me, that I won't let his superhero ass to get into trouble. I mean, that masked guy, who is my friend, really deserves to be in that championship match at Vengeance, because you can see all the hard work he's putting in and you see that UWF is now a silent city, 'cause of all of that Rey Rey's crime fighting. But tonight, I'm sure that the Masked Marvel will kick that richy bitchy's ass. To be honest, I can't wait to see that, it always makes you happy to see someone gettin' his ass kicked, if it's not you or your tag team partner, but I'm sure it won't be my partner to night, who'll leave this arena with pain in the ass, literally ....
Josh Matthews looks with a strange look at RVD for a while, but then asks another question ...
Josh Matthews: Speaking of Rey Mysterio, your tag team partner becomes an enemy at Vengeance, will you go against each other or ... ?
RVD: We didn't really speak about thi topic yet, 'cause Vengeance is still a few weeks away and we've got enough time to solve what we're gonna do, but in all sportsmanship that I have in me, I say that we'll eliminate DiBiase and Cena, we will make them bleed, pass out or somethin' and then we can get a fight together, just to make sure, that one of us wins. And I'm not gonna lie, if Rey wins that title, I won't be mad at all. As a matter of fact, I will defend that title like it was my own. But first, we need to make sure we will win that title. And what can make your chances bigger, than having Rob Van Dam as your tag team partner. I'm not really feeling like, Cena or DiBiase should win that title, my opinion is, that at the end of the match, it's gonna be about me and Rey Rey, but I wanna say, I won't let my partner win, just because we are friends. If it's necessary, I'll kick his ass too and if Rey Rey has enough guts, he will kick mine. But R ...
Rob is suddenly cut off by Fonzie, who stands in front of RVD, so he can speak to microphone ...
Fonzie: That's DAM right! Even if it's not necessary, Rob Van Dam will kick anyone's ass, just to get his hands on that title! And believe me, when I'm saying it, it doesn't matter ... Rey ... Rey ... that you're Rob's tag team partner, he will take you, turn you inside out andm ake your life even more miserable than it is right now, daddy! And I won't even waste my words on Cena and DiBiase, they have no business in that match, because the real World Heavyweight Champions stands right here, behind me, baby! Vengeance, Rey Mysterio, Cena, DiBiase, your asses will finally know the true meaning of the word pain! You think you have what it takes to defeat RVD? You think you have what it takes? Well, you don't! There is noone, who can defeat Rob Van Dam! And if someone ever did, it was just a luck, daddy! So at Ve ...
Rob pats Fonzie on his shoulder and looks at him with mean look as Fonzie steps aside, so RVD can speak to the microphone again, allowing Matthews to ask final question ...
Josh Matthews: RVD, my last question. What do you think of Jeff Hardy and Edge forming a new tag team?
RVD: I say this, if you can't handle a single championship go for a tag team gold and that's exactly their situation. But there's one problem and that's us, The Justice League. 'Cause after one of us, either me or Rey Rey will win that championship at Vengeance, we're planning to win tag titles at the next PPV. Who else should win tag team titles at PPV than Mr. PPV RVD. And I mean, yeah they defeated us on SmackDown, but it makes no difference. Justice League is still the most powerful force in UWF. I don't why is everyone talking about Y.E.S. those guys are nothin', if me and Rey Rey just have enough time, we'll kill them. But now, we have to care about that championship match we got, about cleaning the streets of UWF, watching Late Night with David Letterman. I mean really there's not enough time to take them out, but if they cross our path, they will pay. Dude, it's like when those guys we pay for cable television completely fuck it up and we can't watch The Simpsons series with Rey Rey. I'm really furious when I can't watch my TV and Rey Rey can tell you, that he rather locks himselfin the bathroom, than being in one room with me, when I don't have my TV. And right now it's time to go watch Rey Rey's match, see you later, Josh ...
RVD and Fonzie leaves and camera fades ...
The arena is quiet when all of a sudden a spotlight is shown on the titantron. It begins to read 619 when all of a sudden...
Who's the Jumping out the sky
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Fans cheer as Rey Mysterio makes his way to the ring, Rey is wearing a cape with the 619 from his back to show that he is here to stop the evils in wrestling. Rey goes and he takes off his cape and he begins to interact with the fans
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first: From San Diego California, weighing in at 175 pounds…Rey Mysterio
Mysterio gets into the ring and goes the corner, but before he can even pose his music is interrupted
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“I come from Money†hits the PA system and the crowd gets to their feet booing as loud as they can for the man who was the King of the Mountain and the UWF World Heavyweight Champion. Ted Dibiase comes out with the title belt on his shoulder and dressed for in ring competition with the Big Show towering behind him. Dibiase gets up on the apron and wipes his boots before he heads over to the rope and throws up the World title to jeers from the crowd preparing for his latest match.
Lillian Garcia: And his opponent, from West Palm Beach Florida, he is the current and reigning UWF World Heavyweight Champion, Ted Dibiase JR!
Ding Ding Ding*
Vs.
DiBiase is having some last minute words with Show on the outside, before focusing on Mysterio. DiBiase looks for a tie up but Mysterio immediately shifts his body around Ted wrapping his arms around his waist from behind, DiBiase quickly moves his legs apart to make sure he puts enough weight low so Rey can’t begin to lift him up. He puts both his hands on Mysterios grip, and pushes down unclasping his hands and then quickly twisting behind Mysterio and wrapping his arms around his waist just as he did. DiBiase lifts Mysterio up in the air causing his feet to kick before switching around and dropping him facing down to the in a move more about showing he can overpower him than hurting him. Mysterio gets up to his feet and DiBiase has a cocky smirk on his face, both men measure each other up in the middle of the ring again when suddenly Rey leaps up slightly hooking Teds head under his arm for a side headlock. Mysterio tries to wrench on the hold but DiBiase lifts Rey up in the high end of a back suplex. Extending Reys legs up in the air and holding him in that position to show off, yelling out “Too easyâ€. But as he holds him up Mysterio suddenly kicks both legs up causing him to us momentum to drop down pulling down on DiBiase and sending him over top and to the mat with a headlock takeover pinning Teds shoulders to the mat
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Ted scrambles up to his feet and charges after Mysterio, but Rey catching his arm coming in and flipping him over with a deep arm drag. Once DiBiase lands he immediately slides out of the ring in frustration, Rey looks like he’s about to follow when he stops as Big Show grips the second rope and pulls himself up on the ring apron. The referee tells him to get down from there but Show is ignoring him only staring down Rey.
Jim Ross: Would you look at the size difference.
Roddy Piper: Wanna call yourself a superhero, let’s see how many bounds it takes for you to leap over that building.
Mysterio doesn’t really know what to do in the situation, but doesn’t look like he’s about to back down. But before he has to decide on that the crowd starts to cheer, the camera pans to the stage and shows RVD and John Cena both walking down the ramp.
Roddy Piper: What’s going on here, these guys have no business being out here
Jim Ross: What of the Big Show?
Roddy Piper: That’s different, Big Show is out here for…. morale support.
Both Cena and RVD reach ringside, DiBiase climbs up and tells Show he can step down before RVD and Cena do anything else. Big Show thinks about it for a moment and steps down, DiBiase gets in the ring as now Big Show is on one side and his two other contenders are on the other. DiBiase puts his hands up asking Rey to wait for a moment, he then extends his hand out for Mysterio and the crowd immediately boos.
Roddy Piper: What a show of sportsmanship
Rey looks around as if asking the crowd to trust him or not, DiBiase nods his head to the crowd as if telling them to stay out of it.
Jim Ross: This is where Rey Mysterios trust backfires, being the kind of person he is I don’t think he’d leave someones hand out like that.
Rey thinks it over but then slowly extends his own hand, but before the hands even touch DiBiase suddenly thrust his boot up kicking Mysterio in the sternum.
Roddy Piper: That’s what he gets for being a bully
Jim Ross: A what?
Roddy Piper: he says he’s a superhero ain’t he, well this is David vs. Goliath because Ted DiBiase is just a human being. DiBiase has to rise up against all the odds.
DiBiase quickly pulls back on Mysterios arm as he hooks his leg over Mysterios and locks in an abdominal stretch, The referee ask Rey if he wants to give it up but Mysterio quickly says no. DiBiase starts to reach his hand behind him, and without the referee noticing Big Show behind him Show grabs him by the hand and pulls back wrenching on the hold harder. Cena climbs up on the apron and tells the referee to turn around, he does and sees just as Show lets go of DiBiase. He tells DiBiase to let go and he does, he starts to reprimand him and DiBiase tries to play innocent. Ted shoves the ref to the side to get back on the attack, but walks right into a low dropkick to the leg dropping him to his hands and knees. Rey swiftly gets to his feet and drops down hitting a low dropkick to the side of DiBiases head sending him rolling to the outside.
Jim Ross: Seems like our Super Hero isn’t done yet.
Roddy Piper: He ain’t no damn super hero, if he’s such a hero why does he wear a mask? What is he hiding?
Big Show helps Ted to his feet as he holds the side of his head in pain, DiBiase turns to him and starts to plan some things out. You can see him pointing around the ring as if they are planning to do a distraction by surrounding the ring between them, but soon they notice on either side of them is Cena and RVD looking ready to fight. DiBiase looks around a little worried before he tells Big Show to scratch the plan and then just slides into the ring, as he stands up Mysterio runs after him but DiBiase uses his momentum to send him over the top rope. But Rey holds on to the top rope and just floats over to the ring apron landing on both feet, Ted turns around to see the damage and Rey leaps up on the top rope springboarding off into the air. Ted runs forward so he simply sails over him, but Mysterio is able to land on his feet in the middle of the ring. DiBiase hits the ropes as Rey turns around seemingly going for his clothesline, but Mysterio kicks DiBiase on the leg coming in sending him stumbling forward to the second rope. The crowd stands up as Rey looks at the placement, he turns around but stops as he sees Big Show reaching up and pulling the bottom rope down for a low bridge. Cena runs around the ring and smacks Big Show on the ribs causing him to let go, Show turns around and hits him with a right hand to the sternum. As he does RVD comes around and smacks him across the back.
Jim Ross: here we go a fights breaking out at ringside.
Roddy Piper: this is all that masked mans fault
Jim Ross: how do you figure that?
Roddy Piper: Don’t you know trouble only comes then a super hero shows up.
Mysterio is distracted with whats going on in the outside, looking like he wants to go help Cena and Van Dam. But he doesn’t have a chance to think about longer as from behind DiBiase hooks his arm around and locks in the million dollar dream setting up for Dream Street.
Roddy Piper: here we go! Send him down Dream Street Teddy
Mysterio struggles trying to fight out of it, when on the outside Show hits Van Dam with a right hand on the sternum the impact causing him to float up for a moment before dropping to the floor. Show stands with his back to the ring with a smirk on his face raising his right hand signaling a knockout. Mysterio elbows DiBiase in the sternum, and suddenly runs forward with Ted still holding on to him. Rey jumps up with his feet first, his body going through the top and second rope and his feet like a missile hit Big Show from behind. As Mysterio drops through the ropes he’s like an anchor pulling DiBiase down to the second rope, once his throat hits the second rope his grip on Mysterio is let go and he simply stays on the second rope.
Roddy Piper: What the h-
Jim Ross: I’ve never seen Dream Street countered like that.
Big Show was only caused to stumble forward slight from the kick, he turns around ready to grab Mysterio but Cena catches Show first with some right hands. Mysterio slides into the ring in one motion getting to his feet and charging the ropes, he bounces off and goes towards his target, grabbing the ropes and swinging his feet around hitting the 619 square on DiBiases head. The impact sending DiBiase backwards to the mat, Mysterio leaps up on the top rope and stays on it for a moment before leaping off diving through the air and coming to a crash landing on top of DiBiase. He hooks the leg up
Roddy Piper: What! No
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*Ding Ding Ding*
Here is your winner: Rey Mysterio
Jim Ross: Rey Mysterio did it, he just pinned the UWF World Heavyweight Champion.
Mysterio stands up and raises his hand in victory, his music begins to play but almost immediately it fades away as Big Show gets into the ring. Show cocks back and goes for a right hand but Mysterio rolls forward underneath the punch, Big Show turns around to look for the smaller super hero when from the top rope RVD jumps up in the air and catches Show square on the jaw with a kick. Rob drops landing on his knees in the ring as Show stumbles back looking like he might topple over, Mysterio is now on the ring apron and he jumps up on the top rope springboarding off and bringing his feet together dropkicking Show right on the chest sending him stumbling backwards after already being unbalanced to the ropes. Show shakes his head trying to shake the cobwebs, when Cena slides into the ring and charges with all his might at him. Hitting him with a clothesline that turns Show to the side and sending him slowly but surely over the top rope to the outside as the crowd cheers.
Jim Ross: The Big Show has been taken out of the ring!
Rob and Mysterio stand up when the referee comes in with the UWF World title, Mysterio stops him and takes hold of it. Looking down at it for a moment or two, when Cena still pumped from taking Show out turns around and runs right into Mysterio causing the belt to fall. Cena puts his hands up telling Rey he’s sorry, he reaches down and picks up the belt but starts to look at it himself. Rey tells Cena something and Cena looks up from the title to him, when he does Rob walks over and grabs the belt himself. He has a grin on his face as he sees his reflection on the gold, Cena tells Rob something. And now it seems all three men are starting to argue over who is going to be World Champion.
Roddy Piper: looks like these three are imploding, haha
Jim Ross: That world title has an effect on people, and all three men want to hold that prize.
Cena starts to dominate the conversation, as he talks and gestures to himself and that title. Rob looks down at the title once more when suddenly he throws it up in the air towards Cena, John instinctively catches it up in the air when suddenly Rob leaps up turning in mid-air and kicking the title belt sending it right into Cenas face. The title bounces off and drops to the ring as Cena falls back out from the sudden kick, as Rob finds his foot after the spinning kick Mysterio walks up to him and seemingly looks upset. He tells him he shouldn’t have done that to Cena, But not long after starting to talk from behind DiBiase suddenly smacks Rey in the back of the head with a forearm shot that sends him straight down to the mat bouncing off it and landing on his back. In that motion Rob twist around with one foot planted on the ground, raising his leg and catching DiBiase right on the head with a kick that drops him. Rob stumbles after the spin right into the corner but once he realizes where he is, he grips the top rope and in one fluid move jumps up twisting up to the top rope in one jump.
Jim Ross: Wait a second here, doesn’t look like Rob is done.
He finds his footing as he grips the top rope with both hands, when he sees Ted holding his face in pain rolling around to the side of the ring without knowing it going out of reach for Van Dam. Rob stands up on the top rope looking around when he sees Rey still on his back turned with his head pointing towards him, Rob looks around the arena. He then shrugs his shoulders and leaps up off the top rope, twisting to the side in mid-air as he moves his hands down to his knees curling up in the air before extending his body out turning just right and landing the Five-Star Frogsplash on Mysterio, he bounces off the impact and holds his sternum as the crowd cheers the maneuver itself.
Jim Ross: Five-Star Frog Splash, turning in mid-air.
Roddy Piper: he hit it on his own partner, what does that tell ya?
Rob gets to his feet but stays bent over, as he looks at Rey you can hear him say “sorry buddy…†He reaches over and picks up the title from the mat “But you know what this is forâ€. He stands up straight and raises the title high above his head as his theme hits the speakers
Jim Ross: There won’t be any tag teaming at Vengeance when it comes to this match, You can stay friends after the match but during that match there is only one man walking away champion.
Rob holds the title in his hand as he holds his thump up with the other as the crowd echoes with him.
“Rob…Van…Damâ€
This is the scene as UWF Smackdown heads to the back.
The feed goes backstage, showing Damien Sandow standing in front of a camera
Damien Sandow:
Allow me to beg your indulgence for one moment, My name is Damien Sandow and in fact I am a lot of things. For one I am your Intellectual savior, the avenging sword of taste and decency and I am your martyr....I also am your UWF Tag Team Champion as well as your UWF Television Champion. An accomplishment that no other man in our company has been able to accomplish. Holding two championships simultaneously is proof that you are for all intents and purposes superior in ways that not even the worlds heavyweight champion can fathom, for a world champion must only defeat another world champion to become one. I defeated a total four individuals to gain these and in doing so have proven why I've said that so many people I've faced are nothing more than unworthy opponents...
*The camera pans out, showing the titles strapped to his waist with the television strapped slightly over the other*
The only disheartening factor of this Reign is that it seems the division I lead is nothing more than a pool of degenerates, neanderthals, and imbeciles. Earlier this very evening you witnessed Your intellectual Savior emerge victorious as he has grown accustomed to doing so, against a man who calls himself an animal. I believe in giving credit where credit is due, he at least knew what he was. Nothing more than a barbaric, common animal. But now it seems I am defending my television championship at the Vengeance event, and I would like it to be clear that because of this I shall no longer be defending my tag team championship on that evening. However it shouldn't be that different, for I am facing a man who by all accounts can be considered two. That man is the Big Show, a man many oh so many ignoramuses fear for his size. What they do not realize is that they should not focus on the size of the body but the size of the mind in competition, which is why I go into this title defense without incident. Big Show is a rather large, rather strong fellow however it is the superior intellect that shall prevail as it always has. Brawn has failed before, and it shall fail again however to the Big Show I would like to extend an offer.
For I always attempt to convert people first, to show them my message and enlighten them as I am to enlighten all of you, for the Big Show is no imbecile. He can be outwitted however he is not as many, and as a result he has the ability to learn the lesson I am to teach him. And by doing so I can help him open his mind and no longer simply be known as Big...but as an intellect. With that said whether he chooses to grasp the meaning behind the lesson I shall be trying to impart upon him, Vengeance shall be as the two pay per view events that preceded it...Your Intellectual Saviors on top that pedestal for you to look up to...and the ignorant who try to oppose us laying on the floor where they belong. You're welcome.
Commercial Break
Commercial Break
Grisham: Thank you ladies and gentlemen for joining me here tonight. Tonight I have a special guest. You all know him as the Rated “R†Superstar Edge. Edge it is a pleasure to have you here. But the question on everyone’s mind… what is going on with Jeff Hardy?
Edge: Oh so now I get to talk and the first thing I get to talk about is Jeff. The rumors are confirmed. They are true. Rated EXtreme will be on the shelf for a while. Jeff has some things he needs to tend to and so yeah. It sucks because we were going to take over this place. We were going to get rid of that annoying YES and walk out the new tag team champions. In time it will happen but… for now that plan is going to be on hold. So UWF… be on the watch because you will not ever know when it will happen until it does.
Grisham: So…
Edge: You do not cut me off. I’m not done yet. I still have more to say. While Team EXtreme will be out of commission right now… Rated R Superstar Edge will be continuing on. I will be pushing forward. And I’m making this declaration right now that I will be stepping up. I will be pushing forward. I will be making sure that everyone will take notice of who I really am and I will make sure that soon… soon I will be at the top of the UWF. I will be the future world champion. I will be the future of this business. I am the best out there and I will be the one that everyone will take notice and I will be the one that people will look to. I will be the one that sets the bar. I will be the one that sets the new precedence for what the best is. This will be the era of Edge. This will be the era of Rated R. And soon this will be the era… will be the future of Rated EXtreme. But it starts here. It starts with me. Jeff is going to be gone for a while but I’m not going anywhere. I will be here for a long time.
Edge: And I will be sure that my mark will be left and Smackdown will soon be… EX rated. Guaranteed. But for now… be ready because we are turning this thing… Rated… R.
Edge walks off before Grisham can say anything else.
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As the crowd battles among themselves as to whether they hate or love Del Rio, an outrageously expensive car pulls in blowing its terribly expensive horn. Suddenly, Ricardo Rodriguez, looking a little more at home with his favorite boss back in town, begins to do one of his infamous introductions.
Damas y caballeros:
Es para mà un gran honor presentar a ustedes
El hombre que se llevará a la victoria en este partido
Él es la esencia de la excelencia!
El rey mexicano de la montaña!
Un verdadero leyenda, Y El Orgullo de Mexico..
Él es!
AlbertooooOOOoooo del RRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrRiiiiiIIIIOOOO0Oo!!
As Ricardo continues to bellow Del Rio's name, the car comes to a stop and Mexico's favorite son pops through the driver side door and presents himself to the crowd!, Del Rio stops though as from the passenger seat, Jeff Jarrett comes out with the European title around his waist. Both men make their way down the ramp way, Jarrett walking around the ring as Del Rio runs up the steel steps and into the ring.
YES! YES! YES!
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The crowd immediately breaks into a chorus of boos as 1 half of the UWF Tag Team Champions Daniel Bryan, the self-proclaimed “Best Wrestler In The World†makes his way from the back. Much to the crowd's chagrin, he is in a great mood here tonight. Behind him appears one of his fellow Y.E.S Members Bray Wyatt
Lillian Garcia: And his opponent, from Aberdeen Washington he is one half of the UWF Tag Team Champions, Daniel Bryan.
Bryan jogs down the ramp and enters the ring. He takes his title off and steps up on the outside of the turnbuckle, lifting the title up in the air and yelling out "YES!" to the crowd. He hops over the top rope and to the ring, handing the title to the referee as he takes his shirt off standing across the ring from Del Rio.
*Ding Ding Ding*
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Both men stare across the ring at one another, Bryan is twisting his hand as he holds his wrist getting ready to start things off. When the crowd starts to collectively try and get a chant going, shouting out “Si†in unison as Bryan turns his head hearing his usual phrase shouted out by the crowd shaking his head yelling out “No!†to them. The crowd pushes on as Del Rio has a big grin on his face, Bryan seems angry pointing his hands up and saying Yes only for the crowd to respond Si! Bryan gives up and tries to refocus on Del Rio. They step up in a collar-elbow tie up, Del Rio pulls Bryan in to a side headlock wrenching on it. Bryan pulls him back to the ropes sending him off the hold and running to the ropes, Del Rio comes running up and hits him with a shoulder block knocking him back. He quickly turns to the side and hits the ropes as Bryan rolls face down preparing for Del Rio to leap over him, but Del Rio simply jumps straight up and stomps both feet down on Bryans back immediately finding his footing off the stomp and landing on his feet on the mat. Bryan rolls to the ropes and gets up to his knees arching his back in pain as he looks up at Del Rio, who has a smile on his face after getting the better of Bryan. Who stands up and looks around looking angrier than before, both men lock up again but this time Bryan twist under Del Rios left arm keeping it in hand as he stands up straight behind him locking in a hammerlock.
Jim Ross: Daniel Bryan quickly aiming for that arm as usual
Del Rio tries to reach behind him with his hand but can’t get a good shot at Bryan, he slaps his own shoulder and suddenly twist down and under Bryans arm reversing the hold and locking it in on Bryans own left arm. Daniel Bryan lets out a grunt of displeasure as he feels his arm twisted behind him, he reaches out trying to get the ropes but can’t reach as Alberto wrenches on the arm some more, Daniel suddenly twist under just as Del Rio did reversing the hold back to his own advantage.
Roddy Piper: This is going to be interesting Ross, both guys lover tenderizing that arm, so it’s gonna be a matter of who gets the job done better.
Del Rio reaches over his head to try and grab Bryan by the hair but can’t reach, he reaches down trying to grab a leg to pull his feet from under him but can’t reach either. He finally goes to turn back and reverse the hold a second time but in that turn Bryan lets go of him and brings his leg around kicking Del Rio in the sternum. Del Rio drops down to his knees as Daniel Bryan gets a smile on his face looking out at the crowd as he feels he’s outsmarted his opponent, he pulls Del Rio up and hooks his head under his arm in the DDT position. He looks around taking a little time to let the audience think about what’s coming next, which ends up costing him as Del Rio twist out of the hold keeping Bryans arm in hand. He jumps up with both knees on the stretched out arm as he drops back hitting one of his signature maneuvers, Bryan bounces to the side holding his arm. Alberto goes after him to go for a cover but he quickly rolls out of the ring away from him, dropping to one knee at ringside as the crowd boos his leave Wyatt checks on Bryan looking like he’s trying to calm his frustration. He stands up moves his arm up and down trying to get the pain out, nodding his head as Wyatt continues to talk. Bryan turns around and starts to climb back up on the ring apron, Del Rio doesn’t want to waste any time and goes right after him but as he reaches his arm over the top rope to grab him Daniel quickly grabs hold of it by the wrist and drops off the ring apron pulling it down over the top rope. Del Rio arm catapults off the ropes sending him stumbling backwards in the ring bringing his arm close to his body in pain.
Jim Ross: Say what you will about Y.E.S but they can take advantage of any situation as evident there.
Roddy Piper: He suckered him in Ross simple as that.
Bryan slides into the ring quickly and pulls Del Rios arm away from his side and bends it up wrapping his own arms around it for a key lock hold adding leverage seeing as he’s standing up and Del Rio is on his knees. Bryan puts one lead over the side of Del Rio and wrenches on the arm down moving Del Rio to his back on the match, he keeps the Key lock on but he presses Del Rios bent wrist on the mat pointing his elbow up in the air. Alberto is trying to fight out of it with his other arm but whenever he does Bryan just wrenches on it harder, Daniel keeps his feet planted as he makes sure Del Rios left arm is stuck with his elbow pointed up before letting go of the keylock and immediately lift his foot up stomping down on the elbow. The crowd ooh as Del Rio rolls away from Bryan holding his arm closes as you hear him grunting in pain, Bryan just has a smile on his face after the stomp as he looks around.
Jim Ross: Sadistic stomp on the arm by Daniel Bryan
Roddy Piper: That is how you give someone a stinger, and that pain will follow you for weeks believe you me.
Del Rio is pulling himself up in the corner with his good arm as his left almost looks limp to the side, Bryan backs up in the opposite corner and lifts his hands up shouting out “YES!†before he charges forward. Del Rio drops to the side out of the way as Bryan has too much momentum to stop himself and drives his own left shoulder onto the ring post with a loud thud. Del Rio is slowly flexing his arm up and down trying to get his arm to work with him as Bryan slowly moves his shoulder away from the post the pain etched on his face, as he gets out of the corner Del Rio wraps his arms around Bryans waist and lifts him up in the air hitting a German Suplex with a bridge for the cover as the crowd clap the perfect suplex
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Jim Ross: now Bryan didn’t fully kick out of that, but it seems that Alberto Del Rios arm trouble may have effected the bridging pin enough for him not being able to hold it for the three.
Del Rio gets to his feet again flexing his arm up and down trying to get his arm back in working condition, he pulls Bryan up with his right arm and holds on to his wrist as he backs him up to the corner. He whips him across the ring and runs right behind him, Bryan manages to realize the situation he’s in and manages to step his foot up on the second turnbuckle bringing his other foot to the top rope and in one fluid motion flip backwards over the charging Del Rio. He lands on his feet behind him as Alberto smacks the top turnbuckle chest first, Bryan without thinking quickly wraps his left arm between Del Rios legs and rolls him up for the school boy.
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Jim Ross: The Cross-Arm breaker out of nowhere, this could be it
Roddy Piper: But that boy Daniel Bryan knows every trick in the book, you keep your hands locked and you block the armbar
As Bryan struggles to keep his fingers locked he scrambles with his feet trying to move himself closer to the ropes before finally extending his leg and finding the bottom one, luckily having done the roll up near the corner saving his chances. Del Rio is forced to let go, rolling backwards out of the position. Bryan quickly tries to get up in the corner as Del Rio goes after him once more, Bryan is suddenly able to kick his foot out catching Del Rios leg coming in and tripping him down to his knees face first on the second turnbuckle. Bryan stands up as Del Rios face is resting on the second rope, he looks at the crowd and shouts out once again YEEES before kicking the second rope up causing it to snap Del Rios head up. The crowd ooh a the sound of the kick, from a different angle looking like he kicked him in the head, as Del Rios momentum carries him away from the corner. Bryan simply follows behind Del Rio just waiting for him to get in any position ideal to him, which Del Rio does when he pushes himself off the mat to his knees. Bryan cocks back his leg and swings it around kicking Del Rio across the chest letting out a Yes on impact, Before thinking twice Bryan repeats this motion for another kick. Bryan seems almost obsessed with the kicks as he starts to repeat the kicks over and over a couple more times before pausing, he looks up measuring Del Rio up with a longer Yeeees shout as he rears back and goes for the head. But Del Rio at the last second ducks down and Bryan hits nothing but air, the momentum of the kick swinging Bryan around completely. Del Rio takes this moment to get up to his feet and taking a quick step back, Bryan turns around his kick finally dropping his foot back to the ground as he faces Del Rio. Alberto runs forward jumping up in the air one foot stepping up on Bryans sternum as the other swings around hitting Bryan square in the head with an enziguri that seems to echo throughout the arena. Bryan drops to his knees his eyes almost looking like their rolling to the back of his head before he drops face down knocked out.
Jim Ross: that was one of the damnedest kicks I think I’ve ever seen.
Roddy Piper: Worst part was Bryan never saw it coming, this isn’t looking good.
Del Rio is catching his breath after the repeated kicks to his chest, but he manages to turn Bryan over to his back and hook up the leg.
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The crowd gives off a mixed reaction, mostly caused by the expectation that Bryan was out cold. Wyatt seems to be relieved in the corner, taking off his hat and fanning himself with it for a moment before putting it back on as Jarrett smacks the ring apron as if frustrated For Del Rio more than he is. Alberto Del Rio gets up to his feet double checking with the ref that it wasn’t over, before he takes a breath moving his arm up and down once again still feeling the effects of the match. Bryan has rolled himself to the outside on the apron, pulling himself up with his right arm shaking his head and keeping his left arm close as he finds his footing. Del Rio sees Bryan getting up and suddenly hits the ropes opposite him, charging forward across the ring. He leaps up in the air but Bryan reacts fast and moves out of the way as Del Rio flies feet first through the top and second rope his body going through the ropes completely and landing on the outside in a heap. Jarrett looks like he’s about to check on him but notices Bryan staring down, his back to the corner on the ring apron waiting for Del Rio to get up. Del Rio struggles to get to his feet groggily doing so when Bryan runs across the ring apron and jumps off coming down on Del Rios chest with a knee sending him back down to the floor as Bryan crash lands on his side. Bryan suddenly yells out for a moment, as he landed on his left side with his arm to break his fall out of instinct but it already being worked on causing pain to shoot through it. Bryan pulls himself up by the ring apron his arm close to his side, as he pulls Del Rio up with his right arm struggling to get him up on the ring apron but once he does simply shoves him into the ring.
Jim Ross: Both men are hurt, but they are taking any chance they can.
Roddy Piper: ‘Course Ross whenever you’re in pain you start taking out the big guns to end things quicker.
Bryan climbs in wary of his left arm before covering Del Rio
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Bryan looks up at the referee for a moment before standing up and getting in his face and telling him it was three, The referee responds saying it was Two. Bryan yells “NO! It was threeâ€, and the referee simply stays strong that it was two. Bryan turns around seeing Del Rio getting up to his feet slowly, he measures him up and suddenly hooks his left arm with his left hand and pushes down on his shoulder with the right arm trying to get him in position for the Yes Lock. Del Rio is struggling to stay on his feet and not drop to mat where he is a little more helpless, He suddenly rolls forward the sudden move causing Bryan to lose his grip as Del Rio rolls to his feet turning around and hooking Bryans head under his arm. He lifts Bryan left arm up hooking it in position for the turn into the Cross-arm Breaker, he goes to twist around but before he goes airborne Bryan quickly switches around catching Del Rios left arm again trying to push him down to the mat for the Yes Lock. This time Bryan manages to drop him thanks to the sudden counter, shifting his leg over the arm and reaching for the head for the Yes Lock. But before he can fully lock it in Del Rio fights up and shoves him backwards off him, Bryan rolls to his feet as Del Rio stands himself up. Both men charge forward and extend their arms out of instinct hitting each other with a clothesline at the same time dropping each other on the mat, on impact both men start to writhe in pain. As both men hit their respective clothesline with their bad left arms
Jim Ross: Both men thinking the same thing, and I think they hurt themselves more than each other.
Roddy Piper: Both guys are looking to end things now, you can tell they want to lock in that last hold.
Both men are getting themselves up, holding their bad arms in pain as they try to block out the pain, Bryan walks up to Del Rio getting to his feet first. But Alberto suddenly shoots up hooking Bryans arm once again, Del Rio jumps up twisting in the air for the Cross-arm breaker but Bryan pulls his arm loose while he’s in mid-air. Causing Del Rio to simply land on his feet with his back turned to him, once his feet are planted Bryan against hooks Del Rios left arm trying to push him down for the Yes Lock a third time. Del Rio drops to a knee but is fighting the hold as hard as he can, Del Rio thinks fast and twist to his right whipping Bryan over suddenly sending him through the ropes and to the outside. The sudden move causing Bryan to knock into Jarrett on the outside slightly but not enough to knock him down completely, Bryan pulls himself up by the ring skirt trying to not give Del Rio enough time to rest. Jarrett gets to his feet looking like he’s about to attack but calms his anger so as to not stop this match.
Jim Ross: a little collision there, but Jeff Jarrett actually managed to not get to PO’d as he would put it.
Bryan climbs into the ring as Jarrett is still on one knee, he stands up and Bryan charges after Del Rio. He runs right into a kick to the sternum, as he doubles over in pain Del Rio hooks the arm up and waste no time jumping over twisting in the air and bringing Bryan down on his back as he locks in the cross-arm breaker. The crowd cheers as Bryan tries to lock his hands again to block it, but Del Rio manages to pull his arm away from his grip.
Jim Ross: The Cross Arm breaker is locked in, this is it.
On the outside behind the referees back, Wyatt runs up and seemingly for no reason shoves Jarrett down from the side. Jarrett stands up, steaming angry as Wyatt who looks like he doesn’t have a care in the world rolls into the ring. But he does so near the corner, rolling in one end and immediately shifting his body to roll out the side of the ring. Jarrett however immediately goes after him and slides into the ring, the commotion causing the referee to turn his back seeing only Jarrett come in he can only suspect Jarrett is trying to interfere in the match and quickly goes to him and starts to tell him he needs to get out. Jeff is trying to explain himself, but as this happens Bray has gotten back in the ring behind the referees back running across the ring like a locomotive and leaping up dropping back first on Del Rio squashing him with the senton.
Roddy Piper: oh ho ho man
Jim Ross: What in gods name was that, the referee didn’t see a thing, Come on not like this.
Wyatt moves Bryan with his hand as if waking him up before he rolls out of the ring, the referee gets Jarrett out not even realizing what has happened as Bryan simply shifts his body in what looks like a modified school boy as Del Rio has had all the air taken out of him.
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Here is your winner: Daniel Bryan
The crowd boo as Bryans theme hits the arena, Daniel Bryan rolls away from Del Rio cradling his arm in pain. Jarrett gets in the ring, himself not fully realizing what Wyatt and Bryan pulled off after being distracted by the referee. Bray gets in and pats Bryan on the back as Jarrett is checking on Del Rio, Wyatt looks up and suddenly gets a smile on his face his head moving to the side when suddenly he turns around in one motion hitting Jarrett from behind with a double axe handle shot.
Jim Ross: What, what’s this all about you already stole the match.
Roddy Piper: he didn’t steal anything Ross, and ole Bray Wyatt is simply celebrating the only way he knows how.
After being blindsided Bray starts to stomp away on Jarrett, Del Rio has forced himself up and turns Wyatt around hitting him with right hands. But before he can mount any kind of offense Bryan kicks him across the back of the head with a roundhouse kick knocking him down, Wyatt shakes his head of the ring hands before going back to his attack on Jarrett.
Jim Ross: Get in there ref, this is nothing more than a damn mugging.
The crowd however suddenly stand up in cheers, taking a bit to register on camera as Edge sprints down the ramp and into the ring. Wyatt notices too late and turns towards him just as he stands up, Edge starts to hit him with right hands backing him to the ropes. He turns around and catches Bryan coming in with a right hand that knocks him down to the mat, Edge seems to be in total control turning around and continuing his fight with Wyatt. But Bryan from the ground suddenly reaches forward and grabs hold of Edges legs, Edge can’t move and tries to kick at Bryan to get off but that hesitation causes Wyatt to charge forward and knock him down with a clothesline. Bryan gets to one knee as he looks up at Wyatt and both get a big smile on their faces, When suddenly Del Rio runs up hitting Bryan with a low dropkick to the side sending him out of the ring. Before Wyatt can react to this Jarrett is back up to his feet and starts getting some right hand shots for some payback, Wyatt goes for a right hand and misses as Jarrett hits the ropes and comes back with a big clothesline that knocks the bigger man down. Once this happens Edge is getting up in the corner, Jarrett and Del Rio look at him and point out where Wyatt is. Edge seems a little perplexed but then realizes the position and lifts his hand up wanting him to get to his feet for a spear.
Jim Ross: here we go, Bray Wyatt is going to pay for his sins.
Roddy Piper: Somebody stop this, They don’t deserve this it’s three on one.
Wyatt pulls himself up with the ropes and turns around but as soon as he catches a glance at Edge he gets out of the ring quick, the crowd boos as Wyatt wags his finger saying “not today, no sirâ€. Edge stands up straight going to the ropes as he tells Bray to get back in the ring. Bryan has reached where Wyatt is and both men start to back pedal up the ramp, coming down is Eli Cottonwood putting his hand on Wyatts shoulder as they start to leave as the three men in the ring want to continue on. When suddenly the bell rings
*Ding Ding Ding*
Y.E.S stop mid ramp looking back in confusion.
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and Gentleman the following contest is scheduled for one fall.
Wyatt tilts his head to the side
Lillian Garcia: Introducing first, currently in the ring from Toronto Ontario Canada, Edge.
Bryan starts shaking his head, saying no to himself as Edge gets a smirk on his face in the ring.
Lillian Garcia: And his opponent, making his way down to the ring, he is the current Mr. Money in the Bank, Bray Wyatt.
The crowd cheers as Del Rio and Jarrett step out on the ring apron near the announcer table and simultaneously drop down to the floor, Edge steps back leaving room for him to get in the ring.
Jim Ross: Well everyone's here, and since Bray Wyatt seemed so eager to get involved earlier, lets get this match started with.
Roddy Piper: That isn’t fair, Bray didn’t have time to prepare himself backstage.
Bray looks frustrated, when the referee shrugs his shoulders and starts the count.
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Wyatt and Y.E.S start to make their way down the ramp, Wyatt climbs up on the apron
Jim Ross: Well Ladies and Gentleman we’ll be right back after our final commercial break of the evening.
Commercial Break
Commercial Break
We come back from commercial break and Wyatt and Edge’s contest is already underway. Jarrett and Del Rio are behind Edge while Bryan, Cottonwood, and Sandow, who has made his way down to ringside during the commercial break.
JR: Welcome back folks and we're wasting no time getting right into our main event of the evening as The Rated R Superstar and Mr. Money in the Bank are about to go head to head!
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Wyatt and Edge are in a collar to elbow tie up for a brief moment before Wyatt uses his clear size advantage to just toss Edge down as if he were a feather. Edge stands back up as Wyatt basks in his power telling the Rated R superstar to bring it on. Edge is not one to back down and immediately ties up with Wyatt again this time putting him in a headlock as quickly as he can. The camera zooms in on Wyatt’s face as the big man from down South shoves Edge off of him and into the ropes, Edge comes back and is dropped hard by a big shoulder block from Mr. Money in the Bank. Wyatt smiles as he bounces off the ropes, but Edge sees it coming and rolls onto his stomach, Wyatt is forced to jump over him. As Wyatt’s momentum sends him into the ropes Edge shoots up to his feet, Wyatt comes back and Edge catches Wyatt with a hip toss. The crowd cheer as Wyatt bounces back to his feet holding his lower back and Edge nails Wyatt with a short arm clothesline. Wyatt gets up again, and again Edge sends Mr. Money in the Bank down to the mat. The crowd is on fire with the Rated R Superstar now as Wyatt gets to his feet Edge nails him with a dropkick! Wyatt hits the mat and rolls out of the ring, Edge has clearly won the first salvo of the match.
JR: And right there we see the tale of this match up. We have Mr. Money in the Bank Bray Wyatt with all his power going against the wily veteran Edge who clearly has the speed and experience advantage in this match up.
Piper: The real advantage is going to be all of these men outside of the ring who are eagerly watching this match JR. I count 4 members of Yes against the Reyes, oh however the hell you say it!
Edge isn’t afraid of the numbers game at ringside as he follows Wyatt outside of the ring and takes the Preacher of the south for a little ride, sending Wyatt’s head into the steel ring post. The move knocks Wyatt to his knees as Edge grabs him. He looks up seeing the other members of Y.E.S. standing not far away, he smiles at them as he tosses Wyatt back into the ring. Edge begins stalking Mr. Money in the Bank once inside the ring waiting for the big man to get to his feet. Edge waits until Wyatt gets to his feet before going after him, he nails Wyatt in the head with a big punch to the side of the skull that knocks him a little loopy, Edge seizing on the momentum bounces off the ropes looking to add another big time move onto Wyatt, unfortunately for the Rated R Superstar, Wyatt’s instincts kick in and grab Edge before throwing him down with a very powerful power slam! Wyatt wastes no time in going for the cover.
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Wyatt frowns more so at his performance so far than the pinfall failing. The savior lifts Edge back to his feet before sending the veteran into the ropes, Edge comes shooting back at Wyatt full tilt and Mr. Money in the Bank gets down ready to send him through the air, but Edge manages to stop himself and kick Wyatt clean in the chest. Wyatt staggers back allowing Edge another opportunity to bounce off the ropes and build momentum, this again is a mistake as Wyatt surprises the crowd by catching Edge in a Samoan drop. The crowd boo loudly as the impact appears to have taken the wind out of Edge. Wyatt licks his teeth with his tongue before going for the cover.
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JR: Wyatt is throwing out all the stops here tonight Piper, I don’t believe I’ve ever seen him use a Samoan drop before.
Piper: Wyatt has been adding to his move set since coming to Smackdown a few months ago, and I love it. But clearly its going to a take more than a few new moves to beat a veteran like Edge.
Wyatt does indeed realize the fact a win here over the Rated R superstar would be big for him as he gets off of Edge and brings the former World Champion to his feet. Wyatt calmly throws Edge into the corner of the ring before looking up towards the heavens and screaming! Wyatt immediately returns to the earth and heads full tilt towards Edge who is in the corner looking for a body avalanche. The crowd burst into cheers as Edge moves out of the way and Wyatt lands hard into the unforgiving turnbuckle. He comes backing out of the corner, the crowd goes nuts as Edge grabs Wyatt from behind and connects with the Edge-O-Matic! The crowd chant along as Edge goes for the cover.
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JR: And that is what makes Edge a legend, just when you think he’s done and out, the Ultimate Opportunist strikes.
Piper: Oh stop sucking up to Edge JR. He isn’t that great, I mean Wyatt did kick out after all!
Edge isn’t upset or at least isn’t showing it as he picks himself up off the mat and wipes the hair out of his face. He looks around the ring almost like not sure what he is going to do. Suddenly Edge heads over to the corner and gets down to the ground looking ready to pounce on Mr. Money in the Bank. The crowd cheer as Del Rio and Jarrett stand on the outside pounding the mat, while the Y.E.S. contingent begin screaming, Bryan the loudest going NO! NO! NO! Wyatt gets to his feet and never sees it coming as Edge connects with the Spear from out of nowhere! The crowd cheer wildly as Edge goes for the cover in the center of the ring, Y.E.S. cannot reach.
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Wyatt gets the shoulder up!
JR: WHAT!? No way! Bray Wyatt just kicked out of the Spear!
Piper: No shit JR! Wyatt has fucking God on his side! Edge is a scrawny Canadian! I hate Canadians!
The sold out crowd can’t believe it as Edge sits up with a look of disbelief on his face. Jarrett and Del Rio share a look of awe as well. Meanwhile on the other side of the ring Daniel Bryan is leading the others in a YES! YES! YES! Chant! Edge gets to his feet clearly shaken by the fact Wyatt was able to kick out of the spear. He heads over to the ropes and starts smacking himself in the head really upset with himself for losing focus. Edge gets down again and looks ready to bounce as Wyatt begins dragging himself to his feet. Wyatt gets to his feet and again both sides of the ring are highly intense watching the action. Wyatt turns around and Edge sprints out of the corner, but this time Wyatt isn’t going to fall for it and puts his boot up just in time for Edge’s head to connect with it! The crowd boo as Edge drops to his knees. Wyatt smiles now as he brings Edge to his feet and sends him off the ropes, but Edge has fight left in him yet and comes back looking to connect with a crossbody, but Wyatt’s strength and belief in himself allow him to catch Edge like he weighed nothing, before sending Edge crashing to the mat with a picture perfect fallaway slam! Wyatt gets down on top of the legend as he makes the cover.
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A slight cheer from the crowd is heard thanks to Edge kicking out before the hand even came down for the three count. Of course the cheering has gotten to Wyatt, who looks down at his opponent and his face changes into one of anger and hate, the crowd begin to boo as Wyatt’s comrads begin smiling venomously amongst themselves. Wyatt pounds his fist off his chest before picking up his opponent to his feet.
JR: I don’t like the look on Wyatt’s face Hot Rod. This is a lot like how Wyatt looked last week when he snapped on Jarrett!
Piper: I love this darker side of Wyatt , JR. It adds character! Blame these fans for booing their savior and cheering for a heathen like Edge.
JR: Where do you get this vocabulary from Hot Rod?
Piper: What? I’ve been to church… Once.
Wyatt grabs Edge and with absolutely no remorse sends Edge down to hell with the Reverse STO! The crowd boo loudly as Wyatt on his knees looks up to the heavens and screams. Wyatt falls on top of his opponent!
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JR: My god explain that one Hot Rod! Do you believe in miracles!
Piper: Miracles? That was a fluke JR, plain and simple. Don’t tell me you buy this theological crap!
Bryan shouts out orders as a little while ago it was Wyatt helping him. “Don’t let up!†Wyatt shakes his head anger still clearly on his face as he reaches down to the mat and grabs the Rated R superstars hair and drags him to his feet by it. Wyatt looks at his opponent and speaks. “It is time for you to be judged Sinner!†Wyatt reaches back to punch Edge, but the Rated R Superstar has some fight left in him as he kicks Wyatt in the gut and connects from out of nowhere with the Impaler DDT! The crowd explodes and Y.E.S. has seen enough as they begin climbing up onto the apron, but La Reyes have it well scouted and are in the ring in a flash. Jarrett guitar in hand and Del Rio looking to go another round. The official tries to get order as Y.E.S. backs down off the apron. Jarrett and Del Rio are forced out of the ring by the official. No one notices Edge has placed an arm on top of Wyatt. Only after Del Rio and Jarrett are escorted out of the ring does Chioda turn and see Edge’s arm draped on Wyatt.
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JR: Again another kick out this is ridiculous!
Piper: No JR, it’s a miracle! Bray Wyatt makes me believe in Miracles!
JR: Piper you should be running for President with how flip floppy you are on your damn policies.
Piper: Fuck that, JR! I’m over qualified for that job!
Edge sits up but you can see he is worn out. But even the wear and tear of such a brutal contest isn’t going to stop him from pulling out all the stops here. Edge heads over to the corner and gets down looking for a spear, unfortunately it is in the corner where Y.E.S. is standing and Cottonwood gets up on the apron, Edge turns and nails him with a big right hand that he oversells by going flying into the ring barricade! Sandow gets up onto the apron and attempts to clothesline Edge to the mat, but the Rated R superstar ducks it as Del Rio and Jarrett make their way over. Jarrett grabs Sandow and pulls him down as Del Rio goes for a rematch with Bryan. The fighting outside the ring has Edge’s attention for a little too long as it gives Wyatt enough time to get to his feet. Edge turns around and finds Wyatt’s massive arm come down on him crushing him! The crowd boo as Edge lays lifeless in the center of the ring and Wyatt looks up to the heavens. He wastes little time in bouncing off of the ropes and coming back towards the center of the ring where he comes down on Edge with a running Senton! The crowd boo as Wyatt goes for the cover.
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Ricardo Rodriguez has managed to sneak in there from out of nowhere and place Edge’s foot on the ropes. The crowd give off a massive cheer before Sandow drops Ricardo to the floor with a big boot. Wyatt looks disgusted as he turns his attention back towards Edge. Wyatt reaches down to pull Edge to his feet but Edge surprises him and grabs him throwing him into a small cradle. The crowd and Wyatt can’t believe it!
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Piper: Get the FUCK OUT!
JR: Edge stole it! Edge stole it! I’ll be damned!
Wyatt shoots out in shock as the crowd is going nuts. The chaos at ringside ends abruptly as Y.E.S. is shocked at what just happened. Edge rolls out of the ring right into the arms of Karen Jarrett who helps Edge to his feet. The European Champion and Del Rio head over and with Edge begin celebrating up the ramp as Y.E.S. take refuge in the ring clearly upset with the outcome. The faces look happy as they back up the ramp when suddenly.
Desmond Wolfe appears on the stage to a nice pop from the Smackdown crowd. His face is hidden behind his sunglasses but a smile is across his face.
Desmond Wolfe: Sorry Damien, Daniel, Bray, and random guy to interrupt your little pity party, but I had some announcements I wanted to make for Vengeance. Unfortunately thanks to the Board and Raw I can’t put the tag team titles up at Vengeance! However, if you think that’s going to stop me, sunshine, you’d be dead be dead wrong. Because I can still make the three of you little cupcakes compete. We already know Damien you’ll be defending that TV Title against the Big Show, but what about you Daniel, and you Bray. Well Mr. Jarrett here might be a loud mouth, but he’s my kind of loud mouth. He wants to put up and shut you up Bray, so he’s gracious decided to put up his European Championship at Vengeance to get his paws on you, and I’ve granted the request. So Jarrett v. Wyatt for the European Title, it’s happening!
The crowd cheer the news as Wyatt looks somewhat surprised yet happy with the news. Y.E.S. huddle up waiting for Wolfe to finish his announcement.
Desmond Wolfe: And don’t think I’ve forgotten about you Daniel, because I have something very special planned for you. It appears you and Mr. Edge are left off the card thanks to Jeffery’s personal problems. Well that changes Wanker, because as it stands Edge has defeated both you Damien, and you Bray, so why shouldn’t he have an opportunity to make it 3-0. Oh and to spice it up since the card has been a tad bit tame, I’m going to make you and Edge face off in a Last Man Standing Match.
The crowd goes nuts at the news of Edge v. Bryan in a Last Man Standing Match.
Desmond Wolfe: Oh and one final thing, I’d be a wanker if I forgot this one. At Vengeance, any of you should appear at ANYTIME you aren’t scheduled to be in the ring, I promise on my job, you will be fired. Have a great gents, I know I’m going to love Vengeance!
The crowd explode at this final announcement as Jarrett and Edge look on from the middle of the ramp up at there now known opponents for Vengeance.
JR: What a bombshell announcement from the Smackdown General Manager. It looks like Desmond is going to get some vengeance of his own against Y.E.S.
Piper: Desmond is full of shit JR. He couldn’t get the job done himself and now he’s punishing them for it. I hope YES sweeps than we’ll see who gets the last laugh!
Wolfe has a smile on his face as Y.E.S. is going nuts in the ring as UWF Smackdown goes off the air.
End of Show
Credits:
Promos: Respective TTER's
Del Rio/Bryan, Dibiase/Mysterio: Rawisrey
TV Title: Sam
Everything else: SBS
Final Card for Vengeance
World Heavyweight Championship
Dibiase v. Mysterio v. RVD v. Cena
European Championship
Jeff Jarrett v. Bray Wyatt
TV Title
Sandow v. Big Show
Street Fight
Dean Ambrose v. Batista v. Samoa Joe
Last man standing
Daniel Bryan v. Edge
OOC: This will be the last Smackdown before Vengeance. I've been highly disappointed with Tting for it so far so I'm giving you around 10 days to do it. Thanks to all of those who helped out this week and sent in promos. Hope you all enjoyed the show.
